>be me>sister is mad at me for following her friend on social media, liking her posts and trying to talk to her>wanna make amends because im this close to getting kicked out of the house>be downstairs in the living room, she's upstairs in her room listening to music>see her cat >idea.jpg>grab a duffel bag and force the cat in>plan on bursting through her door, letting the cat out and be like "Guess the cat is out of the bag" to make her laugh>struggle but finally zip the bag, cat is not letting go tho>run before the cat actually gets out of the bag (lmao)>bag is swinging around since the cat is not giving up>turn to the stairs and accidentally slam the bag into the corner of a side table>fuckfuckfuckguck>cat is not putting up a fight but the bag is shaky>unzip>cat is twichy, eyes pointing at different directions, blood coming out>fuckfuckfuckfuck>think fast>open the back door and leave>drive far away, throw the car in the street and run over it so whoever finds it thinks is just your average roadkill>be home, pretend everything's good>be later>sis is asking who let the door out cause the cat got away>she's posting pictures of her cat asking for help finding itanons... guess i fumbled the bag
>>84583589sometimes I read stories like these and think "oh, so we're the bad guys"
>>84583727we've always been. embrace it.
>>84583727OP literally did nothing wrong. He was just trying to cheer up his sister with a joke
>>84584094I am a pure soul unlike you evil autists>>84584114He did everything wrong tee bee aych
4/10 creative writing attempt
>>84583589terrible storyif, somehow it's true, you definitely intended to kill the cat to retaliate against her
>>84583589ragebaitprobably going to get 2k upvotes on leddit thoughbeit
>>84584348the only "wrong" thing he did was hitting on his sister's friend, but still, she should mind her own damn business
