>>84586735
my mum found the poo sock

>>84586735
That's terrible. The worst that has ever happened to me was somehow putting the dick hole against the rim of the bottle instead of completely inside, splitting the stream and pissing my hand, pants and carpet.

>>84587541
Could be worse
>put willy in piss bottle
>get hard
>piss bottle stuck on willy
>there was already piss in the bottle because I used it last night
>mum is calling me down for dinner

>>84588051
>put willy in piss bottle
>get hard
why?

Ive knocked over my piss jug plenty of times

>>84588051
I've thought about that scenario. Fortunately, I can't fit my dick inside the bottle, only touch the tip against the rim.

>>84586735
>threw out last week's piss jug
>forgot about the poop bag

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By the sounds of it, my friend needs a catheter as for the last 2 years he cannot speak with out mentioning his need for a piss

Every single thing always comes back to something piss related, need to piss, cant piss, wants to piss, might need a piss, but what if i need a piss? It never ends

A 5 minute drive to the store lasts around an hour as "i need to piss before i leave but i cant"
So after 45 minutes of this its a mad dash to the store as "OMG i need a piss!"
Nearly got into horrible car accidents many times as this retard is running red lights and cutting people off because you gussed it, PISSSSSS

Literally trapped in the house, refuses to do a thing about it apart from talk about it constantly and then talk down to anyone who offers any type of advice

Obviously catheters sound like hell on earth (he has had one before years ago due to a very bad car crash) and understandably doesnt want to jam a tube down his dick

Piss jugs seems like an excellent temporary solution to this nightmare, i am so sick of sitting listening to the same 4 excuses every day