You know, I hate threads like these. I really hate seeing you disgusting animals and your retarded e-coupling rituals. What I hate even more is that it'd probably work for you lobotomized normalniggers, too.

Me
>30/M/US
>5'9, very thin due to depression
>religion due to being depressed and thinking about death a lot
>none, nihilist
>pointless

Them
>somebody that'll commiserate with me

You
>39/m/DC
>Buzzcut, earpiece, mirror shades, suit, glow in the dark
>Niche subcultures
>Critical thinking and counterculture
>We're already in contact

Them
>14f cali
>Blonde blue eyes
>games anime going to the mall with my friends
>Christian and partying!

You
>27/Male/New England
>White, 5'9", skinny, messy brown hair, brown eyes
>Filmmaker, photographer, interested in all kinds of art. Brain full of nonsense humor 90% of the time
>Wife and family, blah blah
>Virgin, but have had girlfriends before because was waiting until marriage
Discord: cjp020
Email: brosbeforepolicereports@gmail.com

Her
>18-29/Female/Anywhere
>White, height doesn't matter, healthy weight
>Interested in some kind of art would be great, but as long as she wants to talk lots. Anxious attachment kind of person is probably best, because I'm that way myself. Is sexual but doesn't need that kind of thing to come first.
>Open to having a family

It's ghost city 9/10 times when I try to do this, I think I'm just boring desu.

>>84588391
Me
>A/S/L
Man that's old enough to know better than to think this could ever work
>Looks
I'm ugly
>Interests
Shitposting
>Values
Nothing that I wouldn't be willing to abandon whenever it suits me
>Contact
Please don't
Them
>anorexic with low self esteem

What's the point of these? It's going to be dozens of male posts with zero replies and one post by a tranny with everyone jestermaxxing for a crumb of xer attention.

>>84588485
I've been here a while, and on occasion there are more women. It depends on the day though, some vague intangible sentiment going around that day.

>>84588485
I really want a male friend not a female friend from here. The women are all either underage or severely mentally ill.

>>84588391
Me
>A/S/L
20/f/EST
>Looks
short, nerdy, long hair, fair skin, petite
>Interests
bbc
>Values
Worshipping bbc
>Contact
melancholicoffins

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>>84588391
>19/M/UK
>5,4, skinny, big messy fluffy brown hair, big eyebags,
>Interests: Video games (mainly single player), anime, reading, the internet!
>Values: I i have my own values but i think everyone should try to be kind :>
>Contact: discord solanssword

Them
Honestly id be so happy to just have a girl whos nice to me but as for preferences

>17-30/F/UK ideally
>I really like girls with bangs! I like girls who wear pretty dresses and skirts, height doesnt matter and id like a healthy weight
>Interests: needs to at least be kinda nerdy

I hope you talk to me~

>>84588451
Kek
>>84588520
Who are you trying to fool, Mavisfag?

reminder that e-dating never works out and e-love is bullshit.

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Me
>30 m KC
>5'9, fat, hairy, balding
>Cooking, reading, writing, history, guns, old vidya, movies, metal
>being polite, being good to my friends, working hard, I can't think of anything of anything I have a weird conviction about. I hate loud noises? I dont yell or shout or anything.
>Contact: too shy

Them
>21+ f midwest
>Looks: I dunno I've never been that picky
>Interests: I seem to attract women with daddy issues, Its not my thing but there seems to be something about me that attracts that.
>Values: being nice

>>84588391
Bro what, this is specifically called out as the type of thread that doesnt belong here. Your a stick bundle.
Anyway
27/F/EU
7/10, shizo
Motorcycles, ham radio, old vidya, history/scifi books
Rightwingish but tolerant, not verg politically active these days

>>84588538
You can meet someone local online. Chances are small but thats how I met my bf of 6 years now.

>A/S/L
19, Male, Brazil
>Looks
Good for Brazilian standards, probably average for western standards
>Interests
Anime and fiction in general, existentialism and in the beginning of getting to know about world religions
>Values
Respect
>Contact
Too shy for that. I just want to share what my ideal gf is like.

Them
>A/S/L
Close to my age, female, living at my city would make things easier.
>Looks
Ideally beautiful or at least average (it is what everyone desire lol). Asian, european or descendant of europeans
>Interests
As long as she is passionate about it I think almost everything is fine, as long as is compatible with my morals. And also a particular interest in protecting and nurturing a pathetic and socially awkward male
>Values
Respect, patience.

>A/S/L
old/XX/internet
>Looks
bad
>Interests
Miku
>Values
Miku
>Contact
no

Them
>A/S/L
old/XY
>Looks
Chad
>Interests
Miku
>Values
Miku

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>Them
idk
a cool foid

>>84588391
You
>A/S/L
28/M/UK
>Looks
5'8, skinny but fit, black hair, glasses. I dress quite plainly, but it's quite comfy and I think I look tidy.
>Interests
Football, classical music, military history, fighting related video games including rpgs
>Values
Massive self-improover. I try to make the most of situations, so I either work my arse off or something, or I laze about in bed. I'm cynical for the most part but I do think there are a few nice people around, so it's worth being a good person so that I can benefit them. I also don't believe in sex early on in a relationship, and I'm happy to wait until we're sure we're meant to be. I'm not religious.
>Contact
discord is henry_the_survivor

Them
>A/S/L
Roughly my age but doesn't matter too much because everyone's life is different/F/UK
>Looks
Dress modestly, fit, no piercings, wasian (not that it matters when it comes to an actual relationship)
>Interests
Some sport, some art, some academic subject, hopefully some form of video game too. I don't really mind what exactly,
>Values
Someone who doesn't always need to go out and meet new people, although I don't mind if she does every now and then. Tries their best and is prosocial for the most part.

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>>84588391
>You
None of your business. This is a thread about a hypothetical perfect partner anyway.
>>them
>19/F
>white, same height as me, good-looking face and curvy skinny body with average sized breasts and a good ass
>wanting to be a mother, everything related to "otaku culture", ttrpgs, religions, history, politics, and maybe literature, philosophy, OPSEC and craftsmanship
>christian morality (not hating even "evil" people, only their evil actions), infinite loyalty to me, determination and critical thinking
This was my blogpost.

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Male Mid-30s USA
I'm a Business Casual Dweeb.
I've got hundreds of books in my backlog, hundreds of movies in my backlog, foreign languages that I'll never be fluent in, and musical instruments that I'll never be good at.
I value empathy, curiosity, self-improoovement, jestermaxxing, and animals.

She'd be mid-20s to 40,
She'd be any race/ethnicity/color,
She'd be any healthy size/shape,
She'd be ambitious, bookish, compassionate, dedicated, enthusiastic, funny, genuine, hard-working, etc etc etc, open-minded and warm-hearted.
She'd have her own backlogs of books and movies, and her own plans for life and seeing the world, and we'd try to fit our backlogs and plans together.

Maybe I should try out /soc/ again... How bad could it possibly be?

>too normie
Everyone that posts here posts on soc, stupid newfag.

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