>oldfags unironically thought they were tough and mysterious
>>84589095This list is so lame and unfunny that it just gave me every form of cancer at once
>>84589115>t. rule 10 breaker
>>84589095It's funny how back when I was a kid reading these for the first time it made me feel like the internet was this epic alternative reality full of adventure and mystique and as an adult you just realise this was written by edgy teenagers with not much better to do.
it was always just one faggot doing things like this and then pushing it foreveryou see it now still
The entire thing is basically "stop feeding trolls" repeated over and over.You're seeing it right now with that Odyssey movie. They are purposely doing retarded casting to get reactions from retards and the retards are playing directly into their hands with a smile on their face.It's like a sick symbiotic relationship, that's why it says "dont feed the trolls" 5 times in a different way.
>>84589095fake list. turbo gay.and ironically a zoom zoom doesn't recognize irony.
now this place is the GOAT place to come and just shit on gay kids and redditorscrazy
>>84589095N.11 all the way to like 35 are almost all true and still valid (the porn ones and the tits or gtfo one are especially good ones). Others are reddit shit and dated memes
>>84589152the internet WAS an epic alternative reality full of adventure and mystique, being populated by young people with a lot of free time doesn't negate this. unfortunately now the internet is in fact serious business, all the joy has been stamped out, and it's not an "alternative reality" it's more like the main reality where everyone gets all their information, socialization, and recreation from and the "real world" is just where they detach from the internet temporarily to go to their wagie job and partake in grimy tinder hookups.
The Internet fucking sucks anus nowadays. I'm going to kill myself.
Do any 2003 oldfags still use 4chan?
>>84589992>I'm going to kill myself.i genuinely dont understand why someone would do this out of anger. if anything i want to kill *other* people for making everything i like worse
>>84589095It was a distinct and special culture and moment in history. Everything online is gay and retarded now, and you've never even known anything different so you yourself are so gay and retarded you don't even realize it.>>84589152Probably 20-30 something year old SA goon type people tbqh>>84589353There really was a sense of mystique, adventure, optimism, and techno-utopianism before the massification/democratization of technology, that's difficult to express but which occasionally comes across in media from the era.
>>84590028I'm going to kill OP.
>>84590035The series of images pic rel is from actually so accurately encapsulates the kind of person who used 4chan and the like around the time the rules of the internet were written. It's a perfect snapshot of an extremely specific kind of personhttps://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1313531300721164290.html
>>84590075i wonder how many of those people trooned out by now
>>84590075This is awesome. Thank you for sharing.
>>84590120most of them id imagine
>>84590075Early 2000s was a complete different time, we are closer to 2050 than to 2000 it will never be like that ever again. Wish I could grown up during the 90s and had my adult life during the 2000s.
>>84590120>>84590128I'M OBSESSED WITH TRANNIES
>>84589095I remember reading this with my friends when i was 13.damn
How was this made? Someone made 1 thread and people decided the rules or was it compiled after years?
>>84589171>a zoom zoom doesn't recognize irony.Zooms and 3rdies don't have senses of humor above watching someone get kicked in the balls.They have a flat Data-the-Android reaction to irony and facetious sarcasm.
>>84589095I would do anything to go back to this time. I hate what the internet has become.
>>84589095it's satireits presented as unironic, but there are a few hints here and there to let you know that the author isn't serioussatire is kind of a double edge sword, it's funny once you realize the author is doing a parody of imageboard culture but there are just as many people who didn't get the joke and took these rules seriously, unironically making board culture worsesomething something a community that gets its kicks acting like idiots will eventually attract idiots who think they're in good company
>>84590339I remember sitting at lunch with my friends in middle school and us making veiled references to 4chan in order to "not break rules 1 and 2".
>>84590075>The series of images pic rel is from actually so accurately encapsulates the kind of person who used 4chan and the like around the time the rules of the internet were written.With the caveat that Anonymous and goons were two different trolling/raiding groups/communities with some historical overlap
>>84590553All later wojaks (post 2016) are anti-memes used by unironic stupid people to attempt to mock others in a crude "Look, this is you" juvenile attempt at humor.Without a sense of humor and self-awareness, 4chan is just really stupid and mean shit. Not that it ever was some intellectual paradise full of comedians, but this 2020s shit is just awful and unfunny.
