>be me>30yo virgin incel>somehow I larp my way into women thinking I'm hot shot>hang out with a older Stacy who developed hots for me >get drinks, a couple of cocktails, we both get tipsy >now we're sitting on a sofa bodies pressing>she starts kissing my hair, forehead, ear>adjust myself but now we are face to face>she kisses my mouth but doesn't move away>our tongues are touching but we are bumping teeth>no idea what I'm supposed to do with this
>>84589404idk but I'm interested as well in case I actually get a gfmaybe I'll hire a prostitute to teach me
>>84589422prostitute have a no kissing policy.
>>84589595Yeah cause hookers are a regulated and uniform industry you fucking idiot
>>84589404>bumping teethWhy didn't you just kind of like back away a couple millimeters?