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>be me
>30yo virgin incel
>somehow I larp my way into women thinking I'm hot shot
>hang out with a older Stacy who developed hots for me
>get drinks, a couple of cocktails, we both get tipsy
>now we're sitting on a sofa bodies pressing
>she starts kissing my hair, forehead, ear
>adjust myself but now we are face to face
>she kisses my mouth but doesn't move away
>our tongues are touching but we are bumping teeth
>no idea what I'm supposed to do with this
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>>84589404
idk but I'm interested as well in case I actually get a gf
maybe I'll hire a prostitute to teach me
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>>84589422
prostitute have a no kissing policy.
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>>84589595
Yeah cause hookers are a regulated and uniform industry you fucking idiot
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>>84589404
>bumping teeth
Why didn't you just kind of like back away a couple millimeters?



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