>>84589749
>height: not listed
>canthal tilt: not listed
>visible abs count: not listed
>norwood status: not listed
>criminal record: not listed
you left off the actual important stats

>>84589749
am I supposed to feel bad for you?

>>84589828
>5'8"
>tilt: positive
>no abs, like 15 lbs overweight
>norwood: 2.5
>criminal record: good boy

>>84589843
yes. My life is pure suffering in niggerhell

>>84589847
And you expected to copulate?

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>27
>finally give up and use a dating app
>literally just a more depressing less fun gacha game
>except you never actually get to go on dates with the characters

>>84589749
i might be a broke manlet but i got pussy when i was younger

>>84589849
which of those is stopping me from copulating


>>84589864
how

>>84589851
I get zero matches on dating apps

>>84589749
Please just pay an escort
It's not worth making these larp threads

>>84589884
Well the height is immediately filtering you out. You aren't close enough to 6' to even register as human to them. If you somehow managed to break through that conditioning (you won't), she'll get the ick from you not being a drug dealer.

>>84589906
escorts are illegal in amerikkka, and if I got a felony for solicatation it would threaten my livlihood

>>84589884
>how
i dont know

>>84589851
>>literally just a more depressing less fun gacha game
>>except you never actually get to go on dates with the characters
Wait what gatcha game lets you go on real dates with the characters? Have I been missing out?

>>84589749
Just hit up the local dives and you'll probably find a cougar you can stick your dick in

>>84590140
cougars are repulsed by babyfaced manlets. They've had literal decades of getting stuffed by the tallest most masculine chads

>>84590135
I mean "real dates" is a bit hyperbolic but NTE lets you do this.