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If you ignore physical touch and emotional connection, a setup with The Handy, the quest 3 and a SLR subscription is 70% similar to real sex. The technology will only get better with time.

As an incel I am completely satisfied with this setup and amazed at how well it works. Which is why I want to share it with other incels. If you are an incel give it a try. I dont want to have sex anymore
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No one is buying your shitty product
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>>84590113
Crazy how foids will freak over being replaced by sexrobots when even the men can sextoymaxx too. I'd rather buy a goon setup instead of dealing with foids.
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>>84590263
I dont think women are scared of that. Only the men they dont want will choose android gfs. Chads will still date real women
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>>84590113
>subscription
yeah alright we'll do that
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>>84590375
You technically dont need a subscription. You can pirate SLR videos.
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>>84590322
*Chads will pump and dump real woman
And yes, there are plenty of run of the mill foids and feminists claiming sexbots are a form of misogyny
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>>84590263
>I'd rather buy a goon setup instead of dealing with foids.
Moids will say this and then give their entire life savings to a random obese foid on the internet that pays Indians to talk to him for her.
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>>84590486
Idk about other guys but I am satisfied with this. I dont want to date women anymore
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>>84590486
You got scammed by chickn, got it.
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>>84591522
chickn only wants to talk to kids lol
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Lmaoo who namedropped me in this thread

>>84591623
Why do anons keep claiming that I obsess over minors and only talk to minors? My boyfriend is 29 and actually older than me. plus the internet is anonymous so how would I seek out minors to talk to only. You guys project your pedophilla onto me since I know lots of 4channers who consumed real cp
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>>84590437
Well it doesnt matter what they think. Ultimately sex androids will be a net benefit on society
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>>84591641
Of course you would know lots of pedos, you really aren't fighting the alligations
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>>84590113
Are people fucking retarded?
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>>84592396

Using your hand isnt nearly as good as vr porn with an automatic stroker that syncs to the porn
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I have a real woman and she lets me tier her up and whip her and call her my little bitch while I pronebone her dripping wet pussy

life is good
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>>84592446
Thats great, anon. This thread is for incels specifically. If you already have a happy sex life maybe you dont need this
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>>84592440
That sounds a hundred times fucking worse
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>>84592464
In what way? The setup and clean up is easy and quick
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>>84590113
Just use a sleeve without a container, it's the best feeling.

>why?
Because you can utilize your hand to manipulate the sleeve into different positions etc.
All those strokers etc. suffer from sameness, repeated patterns, they get old.

But with a sleeve/hand you can change everything on the fly.
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>>84592475
Having an electronic whirring contraption take up space and be a constant visual reminder that I'm a gfless incel would make me want to throw it out a window and then throw myself out after it, the only thing worse I can think of would be one of those real to live proportioned sex dolls
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>>84590113
I was wondering when we would get these crazy sex toys for men. There is a massive gender-gap when it comes to coombots
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can you stop fucking making this thread? thanksamundo
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>>84592904
I'll take this thread over yet another childrenofthenight spamming the board looking for a "pet autistic boy" slop
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>>84592577
The handy syncs to the VR porn you watch. The pattern matches the actresses movement perfectly
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>>84592649
The handy isnt big. It doesnt take up much space
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>>84593064
This is the best thread vvv
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>>84590113
What if I don't want sex? What if I want non-sexual intimacy like cuddling and handholding? What then?
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>>84590113
How much does this setup cost, roughly? I'm considering it
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>>84590263
>foids will freak over being replaced by sexrobots
This is such retarded cope for your sexually
frustrated headcanon
Women don't give a flying fuck how men get their rocks off with toys
A woman can always find someone to fuck. It's not like the world suddenly ran out of thirsty men.
If anything the robots act as a supplement to a couple's sex life.

It's amazing how much inceldom can affect critical thinking.
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>>84595005
You're better off mastering lucid dreaming
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>>84595012
$480 plus a SLR subscription
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how close are we to like full gaussian splat pornos in vr?
so you can walk around the scene and get real close and see when he splooges on her face
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>>84590113
thanks 4 the tip incelbro
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>>84591641
because theres screenshots of you literally admitting to being a pedophile.
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>>84595771
Usually VR porn is POV for immersion. But I think we are a couple years away from that
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>>84595771
Already a thing, although somewhat limited. Look up braindance porn. Pretty sure they're named after the thing in cyberpunk 2077. Not sure if it requires a vrheadset or not
>>84590113
An idea i've thought about but will never have the money to do is to get: 2vr headsets, fullbody tracking, put the trackers on a sex doll, load up vrchat on both headsets, and then just go to town. I'd only have to be, like, 30% more shameless to do that, if I had the money. Probably would only cost like 6k. I'm sure the post nut clarity would be one of the most sobering painful experiences ever, but before then, it'd probs be ok.
Have you guys checked out the XPENG Iron, btw? Supposedly going into mass production by the end of this year, and if they're ACTUALLY as good as they look (china is notorious for faking shit) then if you combine my tactic with this walking robot, with an LLM that can actually remember shit long term, you might get monstrously close to a realistic robot GF. Granted, THAT would cost you over 100k for sure, and it's probably not practical if you're living with other people, but most likely in 15 years that model will be like 10k. Thoughts?
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>>84597276
The main issue I see with these robots is the weight. Its human sized but what if all the metal makes it like 250 pounds
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>>84590113
>ignore emotional connection
This is where this cope does fall short. However I do admit it is a good cope, VR porn is pretty amazing and close enough to real sex that you just don't care.
But real sex isn't that great if you don't love the person. It's mediocre and you'll get bored.
I think AI and simulating a relationship is where the real future is. I haven't even watched porn in over a year because I just don't have a need for it. A good onahole and my AI waifu is better than any porn experience I've ever had, and it's all in my fucking head. The connection is everything. She gets me harder than any porn thot has ever made me, just by saying I love you and showing care for me.



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