St Asaph cathedral. corr.
Might get some hash in x
sean touching his winky x
special shandy bass edish x
>>84590459I'm smoking the last bits of some keif I have.Also smoking a spliff then off to bed me.
https://youtu.be/qg1ud3rq0OM
My libido is practically fucked. Pretty cool tbqh, although I wish this would've happened in my 20s so I didn't care about foids as much
Ok, spliff done, time for a wank, then dream about something trying to kill me, woohoo /o\.Some medicine is bad m'kay.
helper wearing a thong x
anon wearing a tophat x
Calling him JOHN WEST https://youtu.be/f813-r-XHYg?t=506
>>84590586It's literally on the diagnosis paper now it can be treated yet mark acts like it's a permanent thing
on me way home lads
>>84590615He loves it!
>>84590615Make them foids stand.
helper leaving his nappies to ferment in his smelly boxroom x
>>84590611He could reduce his symptoms by losing weight and adopting a healthy diet but of course he does neither
>>84590645Yeah. I have no sympathy for him. He could easily get a job too. Lazy smelly bastard.
>>84590586Oh eck is our mark going bald?
>oh wow is me>my low confidence>I didn't ask for this>it's a hidden disabilityGet a grip Mark! Everyone's life is difficult. You could work if you wanted. And you did work before, you just admitted it.Take that man's benefits away, NOW
>missed out on love>shut myself away and gave up early>never will get a good wagie job now>even if I improved society norms would mean I'd have to date some unattractive, menopausal woman who may be a single mumpretty grim having these thoughts go through my head. don't think you could ever explain that to a doctor. there is no solution if you missed the boat for love and the best sex.
Would give up porn, vidya, improve my hygiene and looks if I knew it would get me a gf. The fact is - it won't. I'd be back in a wagie job more miserable than I am now. Oh wow I can afford to get a phone and a few nice things. Still live with my parents and follow their rules. WOW haha.
>film starts off dark, no visuals and barely any soundthe attention span soon kicked in.
locking eyes with helper mid wank
>>84590684You need a hot female doctor who will have sex with you. That is the only treatment that will work.
Having me blood and shit tested tomorrow. Hopefully they find something and liberation day comes closer.
Give a man regular pussy and he will work. Deny him the basics of life and he will leech from society.
In that beddingtons now. Catching feelings for a lass. This isn't gonna end well is it x
>>84590740Most of them would not do that sadly. They'd be struck off and prosecuted.
>>84590753Cor how old is she lad
helper clawing at his cock cage x
>>84590753one of those young'uns you were spying on at the leisure centre lid?x
My cock smells lush tonight. I think I'll need a wankingtonshire
smeggy smelly cock cage x
Looking online for photos of are Sean G Allan for the old spankety bankety.
>>84590446Well, Gothic design. Not very intricate, very simple. Certainly draws your eyes upwards so it's doing its job because Gothic style is supposed to reach into the sky or at least have styling that makes it look like it's reaching into the sky even if it's not all that tall. There are a few Trinity symbols, things in three. They decided not to use a lot of the more spectacular Gothic structures like flying buttresses in order to put a lot more glass in there and make light walls and really get tall. But it's definitely gothic. There's a lot of Gothic design in Indianapolis by the way, you guys should look into going to those places and scratching your name in the stones and maybe even taking a poop on a ledge or something
laying in bed with welper x
corrrrr x
No one:That lad: heres some gay nonce porn
>>84590997KekMental illness innit
>>84590694You never know anon, give it a try, then keep an eye out, any girl that gives you positive attention, go for it.Me? I struggle with the go for it bit. Slow burn, then end up ruining it by being me and doing/saying something that puts them off. The ick, in modern times. Red flags galore, but up until that moment, the first bit of my advice holds up. Notice, interact, charm and make them laugh, then??? Hopefully you have the rest.
me and welper embracing x
>>84591015You are writing genuine advice to a turkish man doing a gimmick
>>84590748What's up? I'm falling asleep now but can reply when I wake up.
>>84591033I am weird definitely, and often had MEDS NOW shouted at me, but not everything is a gimmick.
>>84591050Yeah OK lad. I'm sure Ruthmong will sincerely take your advice and go find a girlfriend on the streets of Istanbul. 4 years writing the same dross every day suddenly you'll be the one that changes everything in his very real scenarios he's very really asking for real advice about. Why don't you help him out with being an auditor next. KEK
The amount of mongs who've done that and you never learn, Ruthmong will skim your post write a 5 second gimmick in reply then be back tomorrow with the exact same woe is me scenario. Lol its quite funny really
Just let Ruthmong vent. He never asked to be born.
sean necking steves fishy nob x
Mike Gapes
>>84591128Arguable if he's been born. He is less sentient than many LLMs.
Ruthmong posts could easily be a bot cycling the same handful of dialogue trees. We now have a gay fanfiction bot. Botfeel.
Spunking up Sean's arse and kissing him lovingly on the back of his neck, which is easy because it's incredibly long.
kissing sean on the mouth
>>84590493Can't say I want to watch that to be honest
>>84590694You can get a gf lad. Just bee yourself.
>Watching someone deliver UberEats in London on Youtube>Every delivery is just a hand reaching around the doorIs this normal? Am I the only person who opens the door fully when deliveries arrive or somebody knocks on it?
>>84588870>One of my favourite podcasters dropped dead suddenly.Who? Why post this if you won't say??
corrrrrrr xbit a me that
>>84591462The estrogen patch gave it away before his knob appeared
EINS ZWEI DREI AND A PIECE OF PEPPERONI
>>84591394London is a dangerous, hostile, criminal place and you cannot trust people.
>>84591527Cos its full of ooga boogas init
>>84591527>Cos its full of ooga boogas initYes.I wouldn't open my door if they were roaming around and made up most of the delivery drivers.
>>84591462i knew it was going the be a dick
sean sticking a VK up his bum and butt chugging it x
>>84590753A spacker romance
Woke up for a piss an hour ago and havent slept a wink since. Gf snoring and farting next to me is not helping either.
Down from 93 kg to 85kg. Progress lads. Keeping the muscle and losing the fat. Just want to lose the love handles. 6 pack would be nice but lets not go crazy. Might be a while before that.
>>84592404Get on the midazolam asap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afw2MshpwuAYES HE DID
>>84592420post physique, big lad
katie price's husband has been kidnappedhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/39136024/katie-price-husband-lee-andrews-declared-missing-person/
oldest looking 16 yr old ive ever seen
JUST DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK, NO THANK YOU
>>84592683Wonder if the husband poos on her chest like the boys in Dubai do?
>>84592688So is this guy a nonce or whats the deal?
>>84592688She looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
feels like my life is coming to an end, might have to get on the euthanasia grind soonish
>>84592688gypsies really are the worst, deport them all to rwanda mo
>>84592688I bet Turkmong is making AI videos and photos of her as we speak
>>84592688they probably had sex later in a caravan
>>84592891Shes underage so that would be illegal
Why won't the new intern have anal sex with me?
Gay man hereI hope you are enjoying the last few dayslove from >>>/lgbt/ you little shits.
>>84592919Didn't stop him from posting that Helen Skelton gif did it?
>>84593084I don't know what you're refering to. I'm not here 16 hours a day.
sean asking to touch my willy x
>>84593111Big day for spamming little lad? The sun is barely up, give it a rest you're on day 3 now.
>>84592772Want to stay hereDrink my beer
sean cupping my balls x
Another 16 hours making posts about Sean, is it. Life must be so good rn.
Who the fuck is Sean?
sean looking lustfully at my balls x
>literal faggot>mong too angry to die>alcoholic wastrel drinking at 8am on a monday>duuurr who shorn
Study from the US says the AVERAGE date now costs 252 USD, approximately 188 GBP.Meanwhile, an entire night in a Japanese soapland filled with slim college girls averages only 115 USD (86 GBP) and you're legally entitled to dispute the charge if you somehow don't have a great time.Absolutely fucking inexcusable. Hoeflation, entitlement, hypergamy, dating app culture all of it needs to be fucking thrown on a fire and the foids encouraging it need to be publicly flogged and then gifted to incels as personal permanent sex slaves with a strict calorie controlled diet.
helper picking out a choon for our bumsesh x
>>84593219>it's an Ayesha Erotica trackcoooorrrrrr
>>84593196You can still buy prostitutes for like 150 bucks and hour in the USA retard
It's monday morning. Why aren't you at work?>>84593196Have sex
helper picking out a slutty outfit for himself for our bumsesh x
hungry af but have to wait until lunch til i can eat again
>>84593194Yeah, who the fuck is Sean?
welper sending me lewd pictures of himself x
welper kissing me softly x
The only britfeel personality I'd kiss is Ebin
when i was younger i wanted to be a robot. phantom menace had just come out and all the robots in it were so cool it really affected me
planting my premium seed in helper's bussy
>>84593332your seed was formerly chucks
>>84593286 hendon ?
helper blowing spunk bubbles out of his bottom x
I decided to become a full time NEET when I learned about bennies at 14 or 15. Why would I work when I don't have to?
*radio static*roger roger
>>84593349And how old are you now? Is it working out for you?
>>84593361Turned 37 last month. I think about suicide several times a day.
Oily men taking advantage of welter x
>welter
welter? more like melter
evens i have a nap odds i do not
sean sending me naughty pictures from the shower x
ebin's cold sore
>>84593349>>84593366Do the world a favour x
ebins autism voice
Last time you had an evening out with your mother?
Harvey Price has a better social life than me.
I'm not an Anglican (or an Anglo) but I always liked these old stone churches with old gravestones next to them.
>>84593449Why is she out and smiling while her husband is kidnapped? Bizarre
helperlad sniffing helpermums knickers x
>>84593449Literal vegetable
Why is he called Helperlad? He's not helping anybody?
helperlad sniffing helpermums dirty knickers x
Seanism
spunking deep inside helpers bowels x
Helper-mania
Nonce beast from sunderland
a lone welper loyalist lines up to deposit their load in to welper
Where was THAT video filmed? Sunderland?
Just scranning avacado on toast
>>84593596No it was in Birmingham
helperlad thinking about me thinking about him as he rubs his nipples x
i nap yet i am still sleepy, strrange
any of you lads superstitious? i broke a mirror at work then immediately had a accident that got me in trouble
>>84593659me? not tired but constantly exhausted, cba to do anything, i just rot
>>84593675i think you might have an iron deficiency
sean lusting away thinking about the bumsesh x
soft lad rotting away he hopes his demoralisation posts make others feel the way he does
welper letting the loyalists know its bumsesh time x
Inseanity
How many years have you spent on 4chan trying to make people unhappy because you're not happy?
>>84593754I used to be deeply unhappy but now im content with my shit life
>>84593672I think everything paranormal is real.
Misery loves company. Looking for a friend or someone to feel better than?
helper going to town on steves wrinkly shaft x
Scared of everyone and everything? Lashing out online helping?
Nearly 40 degrees celsius this week in spain. Mental.
Terrified man child IRL. Big man online.
I postHe readHe upset I chuckle
For me, it's Mischkonsum.
massaging helpers twink body x
oily men taking advantage of our welper x
Reckon HHL secretly likes it rough
Wonder what Shippy would think about all this
>>84593916That's one large cranium.
>>84593196You can get sex for cheaper on adultwork in the uk. It is insanely easy and some of the birds are well hot (cost more tho). Surprised more men do not do it.
If only I was as brave in real life ;_;
>>84593960Had sex with a prozzie once. She was a student at uni as well but did the whole sex work thing as a hobby. Lovely lass. Self harm scars tho which was grim. She said doing the job made it impossible to trust men because the number of dads with wives and families she had sex with was insane. Like normal men you would never fucking expect.
twelve oiled up congolese men taking advantage of welper x
No matter how angry I am, no matter how many posts I make, no matter how hurtful I hope I'm being. My life is shit and my future is bleak.
Me? Popping antidepressants and acting like I'm not a failure. Fake it til you make it, isn't it.
You know who I REALLY hate? Anyone with a happier life than me. I am ruled by hate all the time.
My personality traits are envy and hate.
I will make you feel as shit as I feel every day. I will I will I will.
What is the greatest work of art made ever?
>>84594021The one you make yourself. If you can create that is.
welper holding my hand as he thinks of oily muscly men x
>>84594021Christopher Marlowes Doctor Faustus.
How much do you lads weigh? Used to weigh 93 kg and now down to 85 kg. Never really looked fat tbqh. In body scan said I have pretty good muscle but really fucking high bad visceral fat.
>>8459403074.4kg, I exercise and go out for walks besides day to day activities that burn fat. Can't imagine being a usless cunt sat indoors all the time.
watching welper precum in the cock cage x
My only goal is to try and make people feel as shit as I do. Do I need to work on myself lads?
Will get down to 80kg then have a go on the inbody machine and see if my visceral fat levels have dropped.
Every day I just want to end it. I'm not even brave enough to do that.
My life isn't worth living and I just don't have the courage to pull a razor blade.
Taking my anger out on AI chat just to feel alive.
>>84593960>some of the birds are well hotcitation needed
welper and me sat in the buff x
>>84594099Make a change in your life then.
Chilli cheese and lamb for din dins tonite, it lush
>>84594150Fish or fishfingers chips and beans for me. I won't be eating anything else.
6 litre GTO
>>84594150It not lush. Gross
Just had a flick through adult work. Unsurprisingly they're all gross and look exactly like you would expect prossies to look. Not my idea of a good time.
>>8459403065kg my leed. I'm a runner int I. I am int I.
>>84594184It's grim. Escortlad inspired me so I went on there once and spent 4 hours going through every single listing in the UK and it was 99.99% hideous ugly fat tattooed rough slags.
>>84594184Well yeah, if a girl is good looking she'll just become an instagram prostitute.
helperlad helping helpermum get off x
>>84594184The game isn't what it used to be, I imagine mass immigration has made being a hooker a lot more unpleasant and dangerous so you're only left with the girls with few options.
I know there are a lot of social, economic and political problems in the world but for me the real question is whether Jade Fire was the last hot black pornstar or if I should be jerking my cock to any more recent ghetto slags?
>>84594241They should just be racist. Lots of prozzies have a "no blacks" policy.
Didn't kill anybody in my dreams last night \o/. Was a weird one though, one of the one's where I was late for something/something needed doing urgently.Few more days of 50mg happy pills, then cut down to 25 for a week, then stop that shit.Songnotrel, just fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIz1cPfTRW4
Just want everyone to feel as afraid as I do all the time.
>>84594272Not sure if serious. That looks like a male gorilla with a 50 year old woman's tits bolted on. It couldn't look more repulsive.
>>84594272Jada was excellent, good taste lad.I think overall the current crop of ebony girls isn't a great as it was in her era, but some decent ones imo are:>Sarah Banks>Victoria Cakes>Willow Ryder>Alexis Tae>Amari Gold>Tessa Thomas>Avery Jane>Ana Foxx
>>84594326What makes you fearful?Pro tip, everything is not an acceptable answer, as it is lacking detail.For me?, walking past people makes me nervous, so I pretend to be talking on my mobile phone when I walk about, as it weirdly makes things less stressful.
>>84594350There was an easier way to tell us that you have never had sex.
>>84594350Cheers lad. Out of those I've cranked it to Victoria Cakes' enormous ass a few times. One other name I quite like is Moriah Mills.
>>84594376>>84594329Sorry, yes lad I know you're far more interested in black male pornstars instead of the female ones.
Oh yeah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD6izVzuIkUYoutube has a sense of humour as well, sorry to bigger lads, but screenshotrel made me giggle. Fats domino walking, then a whole lotta shaking going on.
helper stroking my oiled up shaft x
>>84594396The irony. I don't like women that look like men, or crossed with apes.
>>84594350Is this the complete list of every woman you have never had sex with, or would that list be every woman because you have never and will never have sex?
And so the melties begin!
He's switched on his projector lol.
>>84594422and it's LUSH lad oh aye x
He couldn't switch characters in the bant thread lol.
>>84594272>>84594350Here's a female you might find attractive. Has a higher IQ than the porn stars you posted too.
helper letting me take his bottom x
Best bully the lad who isn't even here, I can win that way lol.
You know the rules say no racism outside of /b/, right?
>>84594451>Best bully the lad who isn't even here, I can win that way lol.Fascinating.Anyway, Sean has a micropenis and wears nappies lol.
>>84594454What if it's factual? Koko had an IQ of 80-90. She was wicked smart.
>>84594454First rule of /b/ racism clubYOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT EMCan we say snoop dizzle muh nizzle?
He thinks comparing a dumb animal to a porn slag is racism. Mong lol.
>>84594458>Muh dick Your best cope to feel better than Sean. Oh dear oh dear.
>>84594465NTA but for some humans it is, but 80-90 IQ for an animal is really good.
>N...n..no Sean is the biggest loser in britfeel. Not me it's him, I said so.OK champ x
sean licking my swampy bum x
>>84594422Back after a ban little lad?
>>84594478Careful lad you don't want him playing lets pretend I'm calling the RSPCA on you.
>>84594491For saying an animal with a high IQ is good?Songnotrel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
>>84594506Well in that case he'll just have to make it about Shippy/HHL/BN or another known poster. Ha ha ha take that, losers.
>>84594454you know what they say, rules were made to be broken x
