>A Borrower girl has infested your house and is stealing your food and other knick-knacks while you sleepWat do?
IF TO BORROW IS TO TAKE AND NOT RETURNI HAVE BORROWED ALL MY LONESOME LIFEAND I CAN'T, NO, I CAN'T GET THROUGHTHE BORROWER'S DEBT IS THE ONLY REGRET OF MY YOUTH
>>84591022probably give her a whole loaf of bread to make her stop stealing, that should feed her for like a week, right?
I would ignore them as long as they arent too big of a nuisance.
>>84591061The right kind of bread can stay good for a week, some variants go bad in a couple days
>>84591063What if they became a nuisance?
force her to pay rent
>>84591098How? She has no money.
>>84591068>bread can stay good for a weekthat's right hope it's enough for her
>>84591022Put her in a jar and jerk off into it.
>>84591084Squish them
>>84591157Meanie, I hope she stains your shoe
Call the police and tell them there is a burglar in my house
>>84591144It will be, though she might still steal other food for sweets and to vary it up, and you'll need to leave her 52 slices of bread yearly
>>84591172>leave her 52 slices of bread yearlythat's not thaat much I feel and it'd be worth it if it stops her from stealing my cool knick-knacksAlso I'd probably feed her extra sweet treats if she did like a cute little trick or dance for me
>>84591201You probably won't miss the knick knacks, it'll just be things like tissue paper, thumb tacks, pins, maybe some fluff/stuffinig from the seat of your couch, etc.
>>84591215I seein that case I could even gift her some little things like a rare coin or a little letter opener sword, she could fight off bugs with that
>>84591232Cute, she can decorate her little hidey hole with stuff too
>>84591022Poor borrower girl, I didn't even know she was in my house until after my cats had found her, pic related.
>>84591233yes she could have watch hanging on the wall like a clock and stuff
>>84591273She might make a little hidey hole in the walls of your house, or under some furniture, maybe in the comfy under space of a couch cushions, or inside of a sink cabinet. Lots of options.
>>84591290she'd be welcome to do soI'd like to be friends with her if she's harmless and nice
>>84591330What if she is sassy and feisty?
>>84591022ignore her. she will likely poison herself if she messes with my oil paints
>>84591022Carry her around in my shirt pocket.
>>84591348that's okay it could make interacting with her more fun and endearing unless she's actually hostile
>>84591383Its playfully hostile, not truly malicious, she just wants to tease, taunt, prank, and fluster you
As someone who's hobby is making scale buildings for tabletops my time has come.
>>84591365You can just say pocket anon, nobody would ever carry around a minigirl in their butt pocket
>>84591407>taunt, prank, and fluster youthat's very cute
>>84591474Her own aggression will vary depending on how you react to it
>>84591022Give her a bottlecap of water. I doubt she can pry open the fridge to steal anything, though. She might have to grab a needle and hunt some roaches.
>>84591497You might have some crumbs to scavenge
>>84591422Maybe she can even lead your armies of miniatures
>>84591022how big is she? in inches?
>>84591742A couple inches tall
>>84591664With the autistic scale of my projects she'd have a small town to herself on my work table.
>>84591851How big are your buildings compared to your hand?
>>84591855Depends which case I'm working at, the ones with full interiors are built for minis about 1.5-8 inches tall. Usually modular and with furniture.
>>84591883Oh cute! She's a couple inches tall so she'd feel at home in the smaller ones.
She gets to paddle in the bong while i rip an entire gram when she misbehaves
>>84591902Would that kill her?
>>84591913No and she might even enjoy it but she'll be making her own punishment for herself and her gluttony afterwards when i put her in a shoebox with 5 m&ms and a strip of bacon for the night
>>84591961Why would that be a punishment? She doesn't need much food at that size.
>>84591022Personally I think the best punishment for a minigirl is just to tuck her in your buttcrack for the day. Maybe eat some beans or chili.
>>84591968The point is that that amount of food would make her bloated and throw up and she would have the munchies
>>84591987Didn't know munchies made you eat that much
>>84592011They will if you smoke half your bodyweight in one sitting
>>84592011I also might only give her a little dish of alcopop as her only drink so she has to get crossfaded to sate her thirst if she chooses to munch on the snacks
>>84592026>>84592035If you got super duper baked, and then you farted on her, would the bong farts get her high?
>>84592050I dont think so but i might just fart into the bong and cup my hand over the top while shes still rolling about throwing up in the bongwater
>>84592063Well that's pretty gross and mean but it's better than hotboxing her in your buttcrack I suppose
Buy trailmix and things so there's more easily available food than just oats. Maybe use my 3d printer to help build her an appropriately scaled house she can live in.Also start wearing pants around my apartment.
>>84592082>Also start wearing pants around my apartment.It's too late anon, she already saw everything
>>84591022catch with glue traps, then put in the cum jar
>>84592087Its not about hiding my shame, its about protecting her dignity
>>84592149That's fair, would be awkward for her to have to constantly be reminded she's smaller than anon's ballsack
>>84592154New idea for punishment when she fails to keep up with her physical fitness
>>84592171Really? Doesn't seem too related desu, she'll never be able to bulk up enough to not feel inferior in that way
>>84592184Shes gonna have to gather the strength to bench my balls if she doesnt want to spend an hour being drenched in their sweat
>>84592194That's a real dick move anon, what the hell are you going to do that'll get them all sweaty in the first place?
I feel like I need to roll up a newspaper and fill a squirt bottle so I can retrain people in here on how to behave nicely
>>84592206Working out with her and if she cant bench bw she has to bench deez nuts
>>84592213BW? Also anon, she's going to be kicking and clawing you under there. What other body exercises do you have, she needs a full body workout in any case.
>>84592224Bodyweight and idk i guess ill make her do pullups on my finger
>>84592260She needs a leg exercise too desu. Also how long will you just leave your sack on her?
>>84592268Idk my bollocks would act as a good bulgarian bag while she does squats though
>>84592274I really, REALLY doubt she wants to spend any more time around you ballsack anon
>>84592289Perhaps the bong hotboxing and bong farts hotboxing is already too cruel and unusual
>>84592303I would certainly say so. She probably has a climber and runner's body from having to climb up stuff all the time.
>>84591108She can make tiny clothes and furniture that I will sell on Etsy.
>>84592328I might play fart pranks on her and get her high but at least im not putting her to work as a sweatshop goblina
>>84592334I think she'd rather have a 9-5 job than...whatever you're doing.
I wonder if a fart would be enough to knock her on her ass at her size
