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Well, I went to an Asian massage parlor after reading that they'd provide a male masseuse you could stroke and suck off during. Turned out to be a regular, totally legit (for me, at least) spot. Great massage, but nothing beyond that. I had been debating going there for the last couple of weeks, and now I can put that to rest. Conquer your fears, Anons.
>strokin on your bitch like picrel
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>>84591743
are you telling me you jerked off a masseuse
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>>84592499
and he paid for it?
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>>84592499
>>84592834
hm? Oh, no, sorry. I wanted to (and give him a bj), but I got a woman masseuse instead. Bit disappointed desu, but glad I busted a myth.
>even though I didn't get to bust a nut
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>>84592961
You didn't even get a happy ending???
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>>84592995
No. It did feel nice though; a woman's touch, I mean. She had the tiniest, softest hands for a woman; normally, I just get hags of varying quality.
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>>84591743
There's a massage parlor nearby me (well, plenty nearby, in fact, since apparently we look the other way at human trafficking here).
And it is the sketchiest Asian massage parlor I've ever seen, which is saying something.
It's on a side street, with one opaque window clad in bars, and a a door with its window blacked out, and a sign that says
>OPEN 24 HOUR BY APPOINTMENT ONLY
It looks so sketchy that I'm surprised anyone goes in there, for fear of getting of robbed or shanghaied.
I have browsed (online) a number that have white masseuses, probably just to have them strip in front of me and maybe let me play with them a little, but I haven't pulled the trigger.
At least if they're white and American, they're not trafficking victims, I think.
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>>84593041
It's funny because I'd probably consider going to a strip club if they weren't loud AF, expensive AF, and if the women weren't all fat, tattoo-covered, and non-white.
One of the girls I found on one of those websites (for upscale joints, where the girls are mostly white) is actually an artist, and seems like a sweetheart.
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>>84593041
>side street
>opaque window...with BARS
>even the door is blacked out
Yeah, so, a place like that probably does 'full service,' but I totally understand why you wouldn't want to go to that type of...establishment. Normally, the places I go are in strip malls with similar outward appearances (except bars), but this place was a more or less standalone building. I should've guessed it'd be legit.
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>>84593063
I live in NYC, and these places all look sketchy to varying degrees, in part because they want to be noticeable just enough, but not overly so.
But this place just really looks sketchy, even by the standards of an NYC Asian massage parlor.
It's in a really nice part of town, too, a block from a church, an elementary school, and a JHS.
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>>84593041
>I have browsed (online) a number that have white masseuses, probably just to have them strip in front of me and maybe let me play with them a little, but I haven't pulled the trigger.
>At least if they're white and American, they're not trafficking victims, I think.
Ukrainian girls have been showing up on massage/escort sites here ever since the war
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>>84593182
For sure, but the ones that are advertised as
>California girl
probably are American.
In fact one I was looking at, who was described as having "Scandanavian roots", is actually an artist from the US, originally from a Christian fundamentalist household.
I didn't "doxx" her, but her opsec was meh enough that I could find her non-escort TikTok, blog, and interviews she's done.
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>>84593303
>advertised as
>>California girl
Or similar.
The ones advertised as
>European
or
>Eastern European
or that have names like Anya, Ayanla, Anastasia etc. are obviously not American.



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