>>84592313
It's neither. Every woman I've ever been with has said I have the best dick. If some ghetto floridian negress is impressed with your game you're good.

>>84592313
I posted my stretched flaccid dick here with a ruler next to it once showing it was 8 inches and I got two dozen comments on that one specific post from probably one guy saying I was pressing the ruler into my pelvis bone and that BBC was superior

>>84592368
Did somebody mention bibisi?

>>84592376
Yeah it was one of those posts, not on /trash/ but it was one guy with a uniform posting style making post after post every thitrty five seconds, I think it was 40 replies actually, I might be a dork that was years ago

>>84592313
>Have you ever ACTUALLY been humiliated because of your penis size
No, mostly because I'm a virgin who gets no action. But it is a fear of mine.

By all means, I'm average. 5.5 last I checked. Society says that's fine and that's nothing to be ashamed of, but I can't shake the feeling it will be disappointing regardless. I'm also reluctant to buy into it not being that big of a deal even if I am too small to please a potential partner. There's something different mentally for both parties when the man can satisfy the woman with just his penis and thrusting. Learning to finger her or eat pussy is compensating and both parties know it deep down, unless it's being done in compliment to having the big dick.

>>84592313
I still remember the time I bought a magnum sized condom and was left in shock at how big they are

>>84592430
Come on youre setting yourself next to me like im lying, what do you care

>>84592430
Hey buddy how do I get a gf?

>>84592313
yeah, some girl said it was the tiniest she ever seen i replied with "your tits are uneven so we square" she went fucking mental

Had to have my balls checked due to pain. The sonogram technician was a young woman and I had to lay on a table with no pants. She gave me a towel to "cover myself up with", exposing just my testicles. Would've been fine but I'm 5.25 inches fully hard and i was not hard at all. You try covering up 2 or 3 inches with a towel when someone is mashing a scanning tool into your scrotum.

>>84592434
magnum or magnum large, i've used a 'magnum' and fit just fine, its honestly just marketing to make you feel like only big dicks use those, when other condoms are the same size and cost less

>>84592633
god i hate this shit, did this when getting my nuts checked on ultra sound cause i was worried i had a tumor, was nothing serious, but the process was awkward as fuck man. to make it worse there was another doctor there(both women) and i definitely felt it get hard and just had to put all my thought/will into not getting hard

>>84592313
stop talking about dick for a second godamnit
blackpillers can't stop talking about cocks

>>84592313
penis size is overrated. Would a girl take a fat short ugly guy with a monster cock or a tall toned attractive guy with an average cock. Unless you have a micropenis, it doesn't matter

kind of a fantasy but I'm above average so it doesn't work that well

>>84592707
good way to phrase it except i remember hearing how the main reason pete davidson fucks around is cause he apparently has a massive dick. that being said he's also rich as hell so that probably adds to it lol

>>84592722
yeah thats bullshit, its obviously his status lmao

>>84592313
No, my length is enough above average (6.4 inches) that I usually get compliments on my dick.
However, I am a girthlet (4.5 inches girth, average is 4.9 or some such) but women generally don't even take notice of that until I point it out

>>84592723
probably both, with that much money you could probably pay to make your dick massive. ik pornstars do that shit and some even stick a rod in there so they're always 'hard'

>>84592728
yea i feel like getting made fun of usually happens if you have a microdick, cant get hard, or you point it out like an autist. its funny to imagine some autist killing the mood by getting technical after they say some shit like "omg its so big"

>>84592749
Lol I am the guy you replied to and my retarded ass literally did that in my last relationship (I had never measured my girth until right before I met her).
she said it was big the first time I saw it and I corrected her and told her it was long and skinny.
She made long and skinny jokes for the rest of the relationship.

Now I know to just be like
>Yea, think you can handle it?
When a woman says it's big. Don't correct her.

I have another story where I chose not to correct her about her own anatomy when I was hitting a certain spot with my long dick.

>>84592313
no woman has even seen my penis but ive heard guys in the locker room talking about penis sizes back in high school and im pretty sure mine is indeed small
thankfully ive had some friends tell me i look like i pack a monster for whatever reason though so if any girl ever thought about my dick im pretty sure she had the same idea about it
still weird that theyd say that considering i look like a fucking twink

>>84592313
>Have you ever ACTUALLY been humiliated because of your penis size
Can't be humiliated if I never show it or state my penis size.

>>84592454
Based

im fine with my 6 inch dick. if a woman needs something larger than that then shes just loose or got her pussy blown out by 1 guy with some huge dick that shes most likely never going to encounter again so who cares

>>84592313
>Have you ever ACTUALLY been humiliated because of your penis size
No I didn't. But I specifically never put myself into position for other people to see my small penis

>>84592707
There is reason "big dick energy" exists.
There is no "small dick energy" "or rich dick energy".
Every woman looks and social-economic status gets negated when she encounters big dick. They are all equal to a big dick.

I'm glad that of all the problems I have in life, my dick is not one of them. I used to think I was average, but the fact that so many guys feel insecure about it must mean I'm above average and everyone else is just lying when they say they're six inches.

I've been anxious and paranoid about my dick size after years of porn consumption but honestly most women I've been with have been more than fine with it, and a few have said it's large. I guess they could be lying but I gave them no reason to do so.

I think penis size is less important than other things in sex, such as your ability to get and stay hard, cum in a reasonable amount of time, and overall stay present. Unless she's super experienced or you have a overly notably small penis I feel the woman has other things she's focusing on

A girl once took my dick out her mouth and said "umm small cock" I don't have a horse cock. But it's not so small that it deserved that comment.

I just laughed because it was the funniest comment I've ever heard i my life with my pants down on my ankles. Besides she looked like a girl you'll see in a porn so I just figured see had seen everything.

But then she whopped her cock. And yes ir was bigger than mine.

Sort of?
>in hospital, leg fucked so I can't walk
>nurse takes me to a bathroom to bathe me
>I'm kinda trying to hide my cock and balls and she looks annoyed by it, makes me move
>my already unimpressive grower is at negative size due to nervousness and the previously cold environment
>she moves my hands, looks at my cock, gives me an unreadable expression, then squeezes shampoo on it and lets me soap it up

>>84593324
>And yes ir was bigger than mine.
always is

>>84592633
I had to get an ultrasound on my balls too. The nurse doing it didn't give me anything for my (average) dick, it just flopped to the side during the procedure. She diagnosed me with big balls though.
>she asked if I was experiencing any swelling or change in size to my testicles
>no that's how they always look
>OK good, schedule another visit if that does happen but if this is normal then you just have very large testicles
>then she said that means I probably have a high sperm count and I should be extra careful during sex if I don't want babies
>y-yeah I'll make sure to wr-wrap it haha
>ultrasound revealed the lump was a nothingburger and it went away on its own after a few weeks

>>84592313
No, no woman has ever seen my penis before

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>>84592313
no, not a fear or a fantasy I don't really concern myself with it, I'm 6.5 inches so not small enough to be in danger of humiliation or big enough to mog