>Gen Alpha can (legally) post on 4chan in two years
>>84593160Which means there are realistically already thousands of them posting here now because nobody waits until their 18th birthday to start posting.
doesn't gen a start in 2012?
>>84593160Bro I can't take it they think they're old and that they know everything. When I used to come here as an underage fag in 2014 I used to seek wisdom from older anons. Now these kids come here to try and educate us
>>84593188Under my definition, a generation is 15 years. So gen z 95 to 09Gen alpha 10 to 24
>>84593193Everyone is an educator and influencer and mansplainner and knows everything now because they consult AI for everything now.You'll be having a convo and someone will be like "hold on, lemme check that".There's no point talking to people anymore if they also have a device in their hand and it will only get worse.
>>84593193>seeking wisdomyou shouldve understood on your first week here that everyone here is a retard
>>84593203>t. arrived yesterdayThese men were right about everything, even a relationship I had 4 years after that
>tfw no shota who looks up to me for consolation
>>84593200gen z starts in 97 though. honor levy is the first zoomer
>>84593223This is bullshit but I liked the "if you understood the implications of 9/11 when it happened you're a millenial". I have a friend born in 96, who only remembers it as plane go woosh.
>>84593235Exactly in my range. I'm 96 also and I remember it as being big news on tv planes did bad things in skyscrapers. Those born in 95-96 would literally be 5 to 6 years olds on 9/11.I'll say from 7 years onwards you start having "an understanding" , the right age to start school too, to be fair.
>>84593200>Under my definition, why even bother
>>84593532Because the mainstream definition is weak and unfit for purpose.
>>84593160And that's a good thing. I want a gen alpha husband
>>84593567Fembot or gay you are?
why am l old?
>>84593160Good. 'Til there this chan will be changed into something beneficial.
>>84593591You're Ancient, Ageless. Your body gets old.
>>84593184I didn't post until I was 27Didn't make threads until 31
>>84594007Not everyone is a late bloomer like you, fella.
>>84594049Yeah, normies ruin everythingEventually they will get bored and leave
