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So I'm the OP from picrel.
My brother agreed to have me over for a sleepover. Just a wholesome sleepover between siblings.
But...
What if I would find an excuse to sleep in the same bed?
It's not weird, right? We did it sometimes when we were kids.
Like to maybe see how it feels. See how he reacts. It's not like we would even do anything unwholesome.
It's not dangerous? It's not a bad idea?
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>>84593519
ewww! look! another redneck!
>be me
>fuck my dad
>fuck my brother
>end up pregnant with my sister
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>>84593519
Don't do it. That's a very bad idea.
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>>84593519
If you're of age and never have kids, it's not really anything especially deplorable. I probably wouldn't recommend it, but you've gotta follow your heart.
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>>84593519
You're not a woman, nigger. Stop writing fanfiction.
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Ahh.. you again. You tolled me you were 7, petite,cute.

First off. Don't you have any flirting skills? Most girls have more dating experience by 20 than most men have before they reach 40.

I could drop advice if you want.. men are not that hard if you are attractive to get in bed but it's that plus charm and personality that makes commit.

Anyway drop some more info.
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Alcohol is the obvious answer.
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>>84593617
>Most girls have more dating experience by 20 than most men have before they reach 40.
Wut. That is the most retarded thing I have read today.
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You should kill yourself or something, uhuhhuhuhuhuh.
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>>84593617
>most girls have more dating experience by 20 then most men before 40
I think this is just wrong. Are you going by time spent in a relationship or just number of relationships? I think in the time between like, 15-20 is when men and women are most equal in the amount of dating experience. It's before women get a chance to truly whore out and go chadsexual
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>>84593648
Work at a hospital. Some of the 7 girls with that girl energy literally use note on their phone and have long lists. I've seen them. And im not talking about the Chads.
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>>84593702
Talking about getting on dates and meeting people. flirt and get XP the field and stuff like that.
Women are the selectors. They control that battlefield. -10% that is controlled by the Chad's.
Not relationships.
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>>84593702
How many years total have you been in a relationship?
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>>84593519
LOL OP I literally don't give a fuck if you fuck your brother, just try not to have any retard babies
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>>84593519
Just go with the flow. Don't plan having sex. If you want, just massage his cock orally.
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>>84593519
Kinda hot but I hope you find a real man.
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>>84593519
What do you think might happen?
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>>84593968
Nothing you are saying makes any sense.
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>>84595318
Cool.. maybe I've seen too much and lived with hookers for too long and lost sight of reality by just focusing on the worst.
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only women find this icked
as long as no one is forced/coerced/getting pregnant, who cares
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>>84593519
You're a larping tranny that jerks off to other people's engaging in your retarded fantasy
kill yourself
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How do you find an excuse ?

Just start out in your bed / couch whatever.
Wait about an hour, walk into his room wearing just an oversized tee shirt.
Tell him you heard strange noises and are scared to stay by yourself.

Chances are that he'll let you stay.
Then get real close and snugly.
The rest will happen by itself.

Just be REALLY sure it's what you want.
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Make a move on him. Put your butt to his dick and spoon him. Confess your feelings for him. I really don't give a fuck, sage.
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>>84595949
Maybe just hand or mouth stuff. That isn't too bad, yes?
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>>84593541
Redneck is based though
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i recently watched a stepsis/stepbro porn for the first time and the plot actually gave me the feels. i couldn't jack off after because i was so emotional
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>>84596215
Sounds kino, I love emotionally fulfilling porn as a lonely khhv. Link/source?
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>>84596199
How does one achieve this lifestyle?
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>>84596648
simple, be a charismatic chad and tell some teenage girls you want their help making a tik tok video with your sports car
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>>84593519
have sex with your dad too while you're at it
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>>84596215
>>84596602
I'm also wondering



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