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Sending your pp to girls online is stupid because no adult female is interested in looking at sum dudes penis. Which leaves us with two groups that will
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>>84594892
Hot adult women and even le hawter humpa humpa awooga wooga adult women?
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When I was hooking up I would try to see the penis first in case it was small or gross looking. I had a prudish hot guy that didn't want to because some girl blackmailed him before and he had a nice hog but I've been burned before. I had to make up some excuse when some guy's dick was like the size of my finger. I just prefer to not be surprised
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>>84594892
There are several women interested in seeing my penis.
Maybe not demand to see it, flaccid, in the dead of winter, on a cold porcelain toilet bowl, but hey. That's pretty fucking retarded behavior regardless.
Anyway, cunt, one word for ya.
Bananer.
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>>84594915
No unfortunately those girls are relaxing in a yachts licking some rich guys junk not looking at loser male pps online.

>>84594923
I guess if you're doing it specially for hookups it makes sense to be more critical about pps. Would you date a guy with a smaller weirder pp if you get to know him first and develop feelings? Also curious for what you think is too small for a hook up.

>>84594963
I feel like girls only wanna see your penis if you're a cool guy (which I am definitely not)
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>>84595090
Oh, well excuse me. Maybe I'm a cool guy or maybe I'm just a low inhib retard sometimes. Maybe they're one and the same.
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>>84594892
As on old Millennial it's ridiculous to me that sending dick pics is really a thing and actually happens. Must be all guys that didn't grow up with female relatives and are completely ignorant to how real women actually think. No female at any age wants to see a picture of a dick from anyone. Women don't think about sex and human anatomy like men do. We want to see tits and ass because it's a sexual stimulus to us. Women like seeing eyes, hands and a broad fit back of man more than they want to see a dick. All the "oh my god cock!" lines from porn and hentai is male gaze to appeal to men.
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True. Sadly, fags want my cock, but never foids.
I wish I could legit post my cock for foids, and perhaps get laid.
My being an unfuckable bald manlet would theoretically mean less.
Nope. I am not a Chad, so incel for life it is.
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Unless it's Chad's ultra long meaty veiny throbbing fuck tube Thundercock poised to deflower any female he sees of course
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>Girl sends me tit pics
>Asks to see my dick
>Say No
>She goes "Come oooooooon :)"
>Tell her to just come see it in person
>She does and we fuck
Only smart thing I've ever written in my life. I would never send pics, A. Because my dick is smol, B. Because that shit lasts forever and if we broke up she could/would post it.
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>>84595540
OUT!!!!! MY CLITTY IS LEAKING AND I'M SEETHING, BECAUSE OF YOU
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>>84594892
>No adult female is interested in looking at a penis
Sound like you met a lesbian
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>talk to guy online
>do video chat
>he's naked
Instant block.
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>>84595552
Aight, peace.
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>>84595594
just say you hate men
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unless you have a big cock.
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ive been in 3 relationships and have never been asked to send a picture of my penis.
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>>84596501
they weren't really into you then
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>>84594892
Have you guys heard about treating women like people? lmao
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>>84595594
I 100% this, find some dude who's into hobbies or some shit
Step up your game
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>>84596514
having it inside them was a better experience i guess, so i cant complain
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>>84596538
jeez how hateful...
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>>84594892
You have to know how to take a good nude. Well composed dick pics are hard and only work past a certain size. But something that shows off (a good looking) body along with your dick is much more enticing. Girls love getting nudes from me but it's because I've gotten pretty good at taking them.
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Women have halfsarcastically asked me for a dick pic, so not true
> and no, i'm not chad, trust me
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>>84595107
I'm more of a high inhib retard desu

>>84595156
It's not like I'm trying to rizz these girls up, them looking at my penis is the end goal. Oh and there is an age at which some girls wanna see dicks, 13-16 as far as I can tell.

I do recognize my male centric my sexuality is though and likely as a result of never having a girlfriend

>>84596520
There is zero excitement in sending my penis to an object...

>>84597348
It's more that they're uninterested before seeing it rather than after seeing it

>>84597644
How does that even come up?
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A girl sent me tit pics and asked for pics back so I sent her a picture, of her picture, covered in my cum. She was weirded out.
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A girl added me on /b/ because I was posting penis and my body and being really sad though
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>>84598580
Based desu maybe I'm too male brained to understand why that didn't land
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>>84594892
I sealed the deal with my gf when we were first sexting by showing her my dick. So dick pics (well videocall in this case) work, but the context matters I think:
>We were already being kinky, flirty, and already shown me some skin on occasion.
>She had made it clear that she was NOT at all eager to see my dick, even though I had seen her topless at this point. I think she thought it wouldn't be anything sexy or enough to get horny over. But I told her "Nah, it's only fair after seeing you naked"
>And I made sure to measure my dick with a waterbottle so she could judge the size.
It's an amazing reaction that the first time you show a girl your dick, her jaw drops, and she reaches over to pick her own water bottle and immediately understands how big/fat your cock is. She later confided that she knew we were gonna fuck after that happened.



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