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i almost crashed my car and died on my way home.
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>>84595607
Sad, well better luck next time
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one less tranime freak in the world :salute: :wagwan:
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That must have been very traumatic we're here for you if you need to cry.
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>>84595607
I am so glad you survived, so that I can now post in your wonderful thread. Life sure is beautiful.
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isnt life weird where you can just randomly die for no reason by some foid whos texting while driving. i wish life was life a video game where i could grow to be virtually unkillable to nothingpeople normalfags
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>>84595635
i drive a manual and i was trying to go into fifth but it was being stubborn, and i accidentally swerved left and on to the curb. i still had my foot on the clutch from trying to change gears so i had less control, and i instinctively gave too much steer to the other side and went into the other lane. there was a bus coming and i wouldve crashed into it if i didnt correct myself earlier. it scared me a lot. i drove home very carefully and in complete silence afterwards.
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>>84595681
>i wish life was life a video game where i could grow to be virtually unkillable to nothingpeople normalfags

You can actually. But no, I wont tell you my secrets, just know that when you sense a demoniac aura close by that makes you want to kneel that means I am nearby.
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>>84595715
>makes you want to kneel
Is that so the foids can get on eye level
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>>84595607
I almost die on the road every other day because of stupid ass boomers who don't know how to drive the oversized SUVs they keep buying.
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>>84595778
*aggressively swerves around you with no blinker so they can successfully attain their top speed of 0.7mph faster than you*
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>>84595786
>*aggressively swerves around you with no blinker so they can successfully attain their top speed of 0.7mph faster than you*
worth it tbdesu.
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>>84595607
Just do it every day, then you build up tolerance.



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