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Have you ever met somebody who you know has a giant dick?
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>>84596537
>Have you ever met somebody who you know has a giant dick?
yes, your mom
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>>84596537
The big dick guy? Of course i know him, he's me.
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>>84596537
I was high school friends with the town bicycle and apparently one of my many eskimo brothers has a massive dong and of course it's the spindly skinny one
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How the fuck would I know? Non-faggots don't ever see anyone's dick outside of shared changing rooms and saunas, but I sure don't gym or do sports.
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>>84596593
You sound defensive
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>>84596609
Sure thing I guess anon
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my firend invited the girl to hang out with us once, we went to a bar to drink and get food. well while we were eating deep fried pickles she decided to tell us how big her manlet boyfriend's dick is
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>>84596644
a lot of manlets have dicks that are just average or slightly above average but look disproportionately large on their bodies
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>>84596842
i've met a lot of guys online with monster schlongs
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>>84596864
every guy online has a monster schlong
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>>84597433
it's called degloving, and it's a big fucking deal
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I'm 7.4' measured but I'm cursed with a cbt fetish. I haven't ever done any hookups either which seems to be the perk of having a big dick.
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>>84596537
Yes, and you really least expect tham to be packing based on looks alone. Usually they have a certain level of aura, of constant ease that makes you painfully aware of how hung they are. Also I had a friend that was like chadlite and he used to brag constantly about all the women he fucked. It was so hot. I love having chad friends, I wish they would jerk off with me to girls they fucked before and tell me about it knowing I'll never have the chance.
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>best friend (female) offers to take my virginity out of pity
>I'm the biggest she's ever had by far and managed to make her cum twice
>we then become fwb
>get even better at making her cum
>literally make her cry tears of joy during sex while she whimpers
>she tells her friendgroup and I end up fucking 3/5 of them the next month
>similar story as with my best friend
>confidence is infinitely higher now
>dating best friend now
We're all gonna make it
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>>84597558
>>I'm the biggest she's ever had by far
she tells this to every man she fucks



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