Have you ever met somebody who you know has a giant dick?
>>84596537>Have you ever met somebody who you know has a giant dick?yes, your mom
>>84596537The big dick guy? Of course i know him, he's me.
>>84596537I was high school friends with the town bicycle and apparently one of my many eskimo brothers has a massive dong and of course it's the spindly skinny one
How the fuck would I know? Non-faggots don't ever see anyone's dick outside of shared changing rooms and saunas, but I sure don't gym or do sports.
>>84596593You sound defensive
>>84596609Sure thing I guess anon
my firend invited the girl to hang out with us once, we went to a bar to drink and get food. well while we were eating deep fried pickles she decided to tell us how big her manlet boyfriend's dick is
>>84596644a lot of manlets have dicks that are just average or slightly above average but look disproportionately large on their bodies
>>84596842i've met a lot of guys online with monster schlongs
>>84596864every guy online has a monster schlong
>>84597433it's called degloving, and it's a big fucking deal
I'm 7.4' measured but I'm cursed with a cbt fetish. I haven't ever done any hookups either which seems to be the perk of having a big dick.
>>84596537Yes, and you really least expect tham to be packing based on looks alone. Usually they have a certain level of aura, of constant ease that makes you painfully aware of how hung they are. Also I had a friend that was like chadlite and he used to brag constantly about all the women he fucked. It was so hot. I love having chad friends, I wish they would jerk off with me to girls they fucked before and tell me about it knowing I'll never have the chance.
>best friend (female) offers to take my virginity out of pity>I'm the biggest she's ever had by far and managed to make her cum twice>we then become fwb>get even better at making her cum>literally make her cry tears of joy during sex while she whimpers>she tells her friendgroup and I end up fucking 3/5 of them the next month>similar story as with my best friend>confidence is infinitely higher now>dating best friend nowWe're all gonna make it
>>84597558>>I'm the biggest she's ever had by farshe tells this to every man she fucks