I got back from college for the summer and my mom, who I love despite what happened next, asked me to go shopping for her. Shopping is hell. If you want me to fucking kill myself, make me go shopping. I felt like a fucking retard walking into stores that I didn't know searching endlessly for some goycattle product while being assaulted by goycattle slop music. How does she do it every Monday? I'm genuinely curious as to how the fuck women don't feel a roiling, burning, HATRED towards mankind as they shop for hours and hours on end. Why don't we hear more news stories about people killing themselves in the supermarket or strangling stupid fucking somalian employees to death? I had to explain what wasp spray is 3 fucking times to some somalian bulb-headed nigger so I could find it, and that jigaboo could barely find the words to do it. I wish I had Raid Foaming Somalian Spray (TM) that killed the whole hive of those swarthy drains on society. All of the employees were ethnic horrors or ancient boomers, mostly both. While checking out my order I felt like a fucking retard when some jeeta had to inform me that chips were 2 for 1 and I HAD (I WAS FUCKING REQUIRED) to get another gigantic fucking bag of chips that could feed all of China for a week. Who the hell needs that many doritos every time they go to the store? When I got ludicrously expensive gas some dumbass spic was vaping next to the pump. Go on spic, turn yourself into some fucking fajitas! I thought I might at least be able to empathize with the cats trapped behind plexiglass at the pet supply store, but that too was ruined by the fact that someone's tiny fuckass "dog" was having a fiy on the floor. I shortly realized everyone in the store had tiny fuckass "dogs" you wanted to stamp with a boot. Why the hell do people buy those things and not a rottweiler or a G.S.D or a lab or any other dog that really is a dog? They are not pretty or useful and they are barely alive, just like Somalians. 1/2
>>84596787>I wish I had Raid Foaming Somalian Spray (TM) that killed the whole hive of those swarthy drains on society.i am also Minnesotan
>>84596787The only place that shopping didn't make me want to kill myself at was my local gardening store, because at least they actually cared what I put on my lawn and told me how to do it. And there were no ethnic horrors, that was good too. Someone please nuke Northern Virginia so we can start over again, we deserve it, and we need it badly. My life would be so much better If I never saw another person again. In conclusion, fuck shopping, fuck Somalians and other ethnic horrors, fuck any dog smaller than a Australian shepherd, fuck autism, fuck Northern Virginia and come on down to Betty's Azalea Ranch for all your gardening needs.
>>84596787Funniest thing about your thread is you thinking you're better or above anyone KEKYOU'RE GETTING BTFOD BY FOREIGNERS AND YOU'RE SMARTER AND BETTER, BUT GET THIS BUT MAD OVER SHOPPING LMFAOOOOAnyways ain't reading allat
>>84596876Found the Somalian
>>84596886Honestly I rather somali retards that can hold a job over a neeting timmy. Get a job, you're a disgrace to the white race.
>>84596910Im not a neet. Also, kill yourself you stupid fucking waste of oxygen.
>>84596950>I have a job>can't handle the most basic human task that is buying groceriesKEK you really hate yourself don't you
