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You don't need moids
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>>84597556
You're right, I need flexible Stacy gf
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piv sex is much better.
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>>84597606
Have I got news for you!
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>>84597635
Not an actual dick.
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>>84597655
Ah of course, it is incomparable to the real thing!
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>>84597556
Oh shit, so women CAN do it too. That's crazy. Bet it's like 1 in 1000 for them. Eh, sucking your own dick is highly unrewarding anyway so I bet it's even less rewarding for them.
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>>84597754
wait... if foids are trying to suck their own clit... and moids are trying to suck their own dick.... why don't we just... suck eachothers clits and dicks?
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>>84597788
Foids are antisocial. They hate men.
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>>84597788
That's sort of the problem, isn't it? The whole reason why people suck themselves off is to self-soothe like a toddler. I suspect it'll only get worse as more and more people isolate themselves.
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>>84597805
In a college class years ago I overheard two chads talking, one of them asked the other
>have you ever tried to suck yourself off?
the other then smiled and nodded, I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of men have tried at least once
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>>84597556
I'm gonna need the source sir
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>>84597855
Foidnastics Vol.3
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>>84597837
I used to do it all the time. It's easy. But it's not as great as many guys think. It's basically just a shittier version of jerking off. It is cleaner than having to discard your load all the time.
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>>84597837
I got hypermobility, used to be able to do it before mother started requiring I have to be obese. tried it only cause whoores makes it look fun in porn.
Was meh, hand is clearly superior
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>>84597855
>newfags don't know this one simple trick
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>tfw will never fuck foidussy while she sucks her own clit
fembots purposefully inflict this pain upon me
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>>84597556
why can't fembots have pretty pussies like hers?
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>>84598062
their too busy double fisting themselves and riding horse dildos
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>>84597556
I don't want to give myself or the love of my life throat cancer
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>love eating pussy more than sex
>could eat it all day long
>find out that lots of women dont like getting their coochies licked
>a bunch cant even get off from clit stimulation
bitches be broken
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>>84598586
Keked Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>84597855
Nika Legran
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>>84597635
i would date a girl if she wanted to wear one of those
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>>84598889
i can't tell if you're a fag or a foid
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>>84597678
WTF? How did you get that picture of me?
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>>84598892
fag for foid
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>>84598897
so you are gay for women? what?
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>>84597556
I'm not even mad, this is INCREDIBLE!



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