I wish i had a bigger weiner mine looks so small
>>84600048What a good laugh tonight this a great picture and caption thank you anon
>>84600048Ewwww that thing looks diseased
>>84600048I sometimes get sad about being circumcized then I remember cocks look like this
>>84600062It emanates the of fish from pixels alone
>>84600048congrats you have the male equivalent of a roast beef pussy
>>84600048that looks DELIGHTFUL
>>84600048I sometimes wish i wasnt cut. Foreskin looks oddly beautiful to me in a natural sort of way. Same thing with female pubic and armpit hair
I wish that foids wanted to suck and ride my cock. TFW 40yo incel.I always have full balls because I can't even get myself off. FML.
the trouble with big wieners is that they are ugly and diseased looking
>>84600620awesome cock, I'd love to suck and ride your 40yo incel cock. but I'm just a worthless tranny, sorry.
>>84600872They also hit the water in the toilet when you sit down to shit. My dick hits the bowl or water and its fucking annoying. Have to keep it out of the way.
same anon at least im uncut so that makes it look a little bigger but im really insecure about my peepee i really wish it was longer
>>84601480You can suck my cock tranny Kun. It looks better than that guys.
>>84601540would love to do that
>>84601480>awesome cock, I'd love to suck and ride your 40yo incel cock. but I'm just a worthless tranny, sorry.Thanks, troon. Just keep my balls drained and I'll be happy.
>>84600062Ok mossad agent
>>84600062100% healthy100% intact
>>84600048It looks like a sea cucumber or some nearly featureless creature with no brain that just eats and poops from the same hole for no reason but to be one of earth's weirdest features and gets published in a science book as "weird creatures you didn't know existed on the ocean floor".
>>84601955okay where do I sign up?
Mines big but I wish I had a foreskin like that
>>84602943>It looks like a sea cucumberstale reddit meme.
>>84603150>Water isn't wet anymore because we used that to describe it that way for too long
>>84601628Wya? Are you cute?