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nu-aesthetic edition
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welper readying his cheeks for a bumsesh in his smelly boxroom x
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New fit. Looks like a bit of a gimp mask.
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>>84602682
>>84602687
Get a fucking life you boring mong.
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It's obviously just the one guy, isn't it? Surely it's just one guy. It can't be more than one guy. I know it can't be more than one guy.
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"Oi mate, you got a loisens to go that fast?"
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>>84602700
It doesn't matter how many people it is.
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It was one guy but he sent me a message on Discord to help him so I've been jumping in for the last few days. Hope that's already me laddioioollioioio
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>>84602706
You would say that seether. You're boring now.
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>>84602711
>now
He (you) was always boring.
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>>84602700
If its you and another boring unfunny wanker you should make a discord and post your boring unfunny gimmicks at each other
You won't though, you need to feel like you're having some effect on the world even if it's just a mild annoyance
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>>84602700
I wholeheartedly agree lad 100%
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Imagine posting the same grim crap gimmick every 5 minutes for days on end, nobody replies, nobody laughs, occasionally he gets an expression that it's annoying, and that is enough for him to feel alive
>Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose
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>>84602718
We have a discord and there's four of us. It's me, Shippy, BritNormie, and Poleaboo. We don't post boring unfunny gimmicks there though. We just get together and organise it for posting boring unfunny gimmicks here. For exactly the reasons you've very perceptively outlined.
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welper looking at big oily asian mens willys x
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Need to have my willy inside a woman
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>>84602730
Nobody was suggesting it's any of those people so I don't know why you're forcing those names in. I've seen their actual discord by the way it is more boring akr stale than here.
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>>84602730
>We don't post boring unfunny gimmicks there though
They do
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>>84602737
>>84602742
This is a separate private one with just the four of us, for planning purposes. I'm not "forcing names" you sad little catamite.
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>>84602746
Right lad I'm sure once it's the four of you it suddenly becomes a big party its just when there's loads of other people there to add to the conversation it's a bunch of grim old men pretending to like each other hahaha. Don't know what you were trying to do here but it hasn't worked.
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>>84602751
I'm sorry am I not being clear? It's not a big party. It's a serious planning room. A "War Room" to be precise.
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It wouldn't surprise me if it was those degenerate left wing freaks. They got really upset last week because most people in the thread were right wing. Probably have an attitude of if they can't have the thread then nobody can.

Such patheticness and spitefulness is standard for them.
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>>84602759
I'm personally motivated by leftist politics yes. But for the most part, I simply need to feel like I'm having some effect on the world even if it's just a mild annoyance
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>g.guys its really us
>r.remember us
>c.c.catamite
>remember that
>w.wwe're s.still here
>we are 40 now but s.s.still here
>guys?
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All fits with the general critique of fakery in high culture during the 2000s. Burnham's political communication is saturated with sentimentality, cliche and kitsch. The dog, the local setting, Oasis, the attacks on the "Westminster bubble", the "ordinary bloke" routine and the carefully managed informality all serve the same purpose. They perform authenticity because they have no serious diagnosis of Britain's structural problems and no credible plan to deal with them so they retreat into the only realm they can control which is the personal.

Of course, newspapers and broadcasters lap it all up. But it's painfully contrived, and a textbook case study in the hollowness of British political culture. None of this will fix anything. Indeed, it will make things worse. The inevitable backlash will be sharper when voters realise that the "man of the people" routine is just another cynical form of elite stagecraft.
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>>84602765
Kek truly pathetic display
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>>84602764
>I'm personally motivated by leftist politics
In 2026 this is like revealing you are a paedophile.
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>>84602764
>I'm personally motivated by leftist politics yes.
Can I ask why?
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>>84602765
>>c.c.catamite
>remember that
He tried it in the last thread as well. Sad old bastard
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>>84602778
I suppose so.
>>84602784
It riles people up.
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>>84602800
Kek, alright lad, carry on
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me? been trying to find a rain coat for most of the day at work, cannot find a decent one. Just want a waterproof shell type thing but the ones I see are either literally 600 quid (why) or crap looking, idk how they fuck up a basic rain coat.

https://www.hhv.de/en-GB/clothing/item/thisisneverthat-gore-tex-3l-lightweight-jacket-light-green-1205773

like thats alright then its 230 quid, why? also why are most of the modern shells so slim fit? they look like you cant layer them with anything so whats the point. Mans just wants a rain coat, fuck sakes.
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>>84602813
Try mountain warehouse
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>>84602765
Shippy has been around for the last few months doing something weird in the thread.
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>>84602813
If you just want a rain coat you can go on amazon and get a perfectly serviceable one from a no-name brand. Clearly you want something that is a rain coat but also some kind of fashion statement or status symbol. HHV is a streetwear brand, did you think their rain coats would be fifty quid?
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>>84602830
I typed in gore tex rain coat because when I type in mens rain coat it comes up with slim fit plastic rectangles whereas the others have a wider frame
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>>84602675
>nu-aesthetic edition
Approved. Magic, thank you for baking!
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>>84602849
Gore tex is always going to be insanely pricey because it's a premium proprietary material that has been marketed as a futuristic tech fabric for decades.
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When Megan Thee Stallion does that 'AH!' thing with her tongue out... yeah, damn, need to sit on me hands kinell
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>>84602861
Gore tex isn't pricey, you can just avoid paying for a brand name. The advice has already been given and will be ignored.
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Salty children in here. Aww diddums you've nothing of your own, just recycling past trends and passing it off as your own thing.
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Welper slowly squeezing his catamitic anal sphincter muscles on a leftist's hard cock
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Send that old bastard back to the home. He smells.
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>>84602868
on depop I see goretex but finding it in a non horrific colour scheme and my size, medium to large is proving difficult.
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>>84602849
you a big lad?
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I'm gonna have a wank later. I will try to look at something other than cumbangs but I know I will fail.
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>>84602949
I suggest wanking to AI videos of Welper slowly stroking his cock
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>>84602945
not fat but wide, I cannot be contained within modern plastic rectangles
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>>84602955
Does anyone have any to share?
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ooh ah! Cantona!
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>>84602980
badrhino
Thank me later.
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>>84602985
It's way more satisfying if you make them on your own. I'd advise you to kind of work in a chinese man (a chinaman or taiwanese) into the scenario.
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We must stop that lad who sneaks around at night filming girls. They don't consent to it. He needs locking up.
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>>84603016
Can you imagine reaching round and squeezing his big long neck with your tiny little asian hands?
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*locks in*

morning friends. anyone know any good puzzle websites? like 2048 or Wordle, maybe. or riddles.

>>84602813
>>84602849
for me it's the Regatta Stormbreak Waterproof Jacket
https://www.regatta.com/mens-stormbreak-waterproof-jacket-black/

20 quid. does the job. makes you look a bit like you're in a hairdressing cape if you get the black + have shaggy long NEET hair (just something to consider).
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I'm completely new to freelancing and Fiverr and was trying to get started making some money online as a student. I had no experience with crypto/payments/scams and ended up getting manipulated into making transactions through MoonPay and Skin.club.

In total I lost:

402.38 USD

402.38 USD

213.55 USD

Over one thousand dollars gone. Literally most/all of the money I had.

What's making this worse is Fiverr support has been incredibly unhelpful. I contacted them confused and panicking because I genuinely did not understand what was happening, and instead of guiding me on what to do as a beginner, I got vague responses and then basically ghosted.

I know people are probably going to say "how did you fall for that," but please understand I'm new to all of this and the scam looked legitimate at the time. I already blocked my card, contacted my bank, and started disputing the transactions, as well as contacting both websites but I'm terrified the money is permanently gone.

Has anyone here dealt with something similar involving MoonPay/skin.club/Fiverr scams? Is there ANY realistic chance of recovering the money through chargebacks or fraud disputes?

Please don't flame me too hard. I already feel like an absolute idiot. I have no idea what to do or how to pay my rent and haven't told my parents yet.
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TODAY'S QUESTION:

if you got married, would it bother you if your spouse (whatever gender she is) remarried or just slept with other people after you died?

a couple of inb4s:
- 'if' presupposes the thing is occurring, deal w/ it
- ghosts are real in this setting
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I like the look of this larpy shit, wouldn't wear it but I think its neat.
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>>84603058
>ghosts are real

Need more details on this
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>>84603055
Are you lost stupid retard
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>>84603068
Lad please understand I'm new to all of this
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Can i get an invite to the britfeel party HQ discord pls?
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>>84603014
Aye, and YouTube stalkers that frighten off women because they themselves are loathsome freaks hurting what they can't have because they have no redeemable qualities.
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>>84603072
Sorry mate it's full up at the moment and the waiting list is full too.
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cor, apocalypse larp core
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>>84603072
It's not a party lad it's the same 3-4 sad old nonces talking about their sad life
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>>84603085
Any screenshots? Who are they?
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How come BN doesn't have any kids?
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>>84603080
Alri stalker lad.
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>>84603075
Ruthmong has gone quiet since Rebecca was warned about him.
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>>84603035
Morning, morning, morning, mate.
I think it was you who I was talking to about puzzles. I like to do the GCHQ ones, have a look see if they're up your street.
How's the painkiller hangover?
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>>84603097
Shippy is like a son to him
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>>84603103
fuck off already you creepy paedophile
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>>84603035
https://wordgrid.clevergoat.com/

My current favourite
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>>84603055
>I know people are probably going to say "how did you fall for that," but please understand I'm new to all of this and the scam looked legitimate at the time.
>Please don't flame me too hard. I already feel like an absolute idiot.

FWIW laddington, everyone says this sort of thing UNTIL it happens to them. i've definitely been phished when they've had my details and the email looked legit, just on autopilot typing in my PayPal password before i even thought to check the URL. sort of thing i thought i'd NEVER fall for.

>Is there ANY realistic chance of recovering the money through chargebacks or fraud disputes?

i suppose check Fiverr's actual full-on T&Cs, and maybe dispute the transactions with your bank directly, see if you can do the whole chargeback thing? they might be known scam accounts, however that all works.

so did you just message users on there and they said something like
>send 50 GBP to this account, i'll send you the crypto.
then they didn't? was it a UK bank account?
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>>84603103
What was that shite about "lengths" and typing? What happened?
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>>84603107
What's your issue with him lad? Did something happen to you when ye were a wee nipper?
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>>84603067
okay, so as a ghost you're still capable of thought according to your personality before you died. you can wander the Earth invisible and incorporeal, but you can't interact with anything. you cannot see or hear other ghosts. the ONLY things you can do are seethe and reply to questions on dying message boards.
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>>84603122
>What's your issue with him lad?
I don't want paedophiles here. Do you?
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>>84603080
I had one of these. My dad got me it when he was still alive. We matched, it was ace. I can't tell from that picture, but mine was the biohazard one and it had a Velcro patch on one forearm for the chemical reactive patch to go on.
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>>84603129
I don't have any power to determine who posts here and who doesn't. What I want is irrelevant.
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>>84603092
Picture Moni BritNormie Shutinchad trying to out do each other with how funny and random they are except now they're 40 year old men, the days when they actually had anything to say has long passed and and life has left them behind. In the background there's random hangers on who have nothing to do with the thread, most of whom say absolutely nothing with the odd few trying to brown nose the 40+ crowd to feel like they're "in". A grim display.
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>>84603128
As a ghost would I still be horny and have a sex drive?
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Thinking of smirnoffbro. Godspeed you, lad. Rest in power.
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>>84603134
Who is "Shutinchad"? Sounds like an Indian name.
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>>84603134
Any screenshots lad? Sounds like a grim display
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There needs to be a study done on grown men who can only exist as sitcom characters with catchphrases.
>im moni! I say the paki stuff! That's my thing! Im doing it again!
Just a complete lack of sentience.
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>>84603148
How old is "Moni" now? Must be about 48.
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>>84603138
The only likeable britfeel personality
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>>84603155
What about HelperLad? He's very loved.
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>>84603140
Creepy washed up mong from years ago
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>>84603140
It's short for "Shut In Chettinad." Chettinad is a region in Tamil Nadu comprising 56 villages in Sivaganga district and 20 villages in Pudukottai district, which was historically ruled by the Ramnad kingdom of Pandya Nadu. He's not Indian himself he comes from Ramsgate but he lives there now with an enormously obese (400lbs) Indian woman.
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>>84603159
Washed up in what sense lad? Just trying to get a picture here.
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>>84603103
morning wor lad.

>I like to do the GCHQ ones, have a look see if they're up your street.
i did!
>What animal completes this sequence?
corrr don't tell me lads. tried anagrams, Caesar shifts, missing letters, that George Costanza meme, nowt fits.
maybe a little hint, without giving the answer away, someone?

>How's the painkiller hangover?
not too bad tbqh. just freezing today.

might hop on IRC in a bit. then again, i might not.
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Any thoughts on this lads? https://jewishgen.org/jcr-uk/community/br3/index.htm
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>>84603173
Like an old man who becomes a janitor to get closer to the kids.
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>>84603186
He works in a school or what?
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Every pre-2018 oldfag personality got their star power replaced by HHL. You may hate to see it but it's a fact.
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>>84603200
You'd never be posting here now without ShutInChad
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>>84603151
Grim old paki playing sonic in his cum stained mini skirt. Grim grim grim.
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Just seen a great tit. Don't normally see them, that's pretty nice
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>>84603207
He's got that cum watch now have you seen it?
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>>84603200
>Every pre-2018 oldfag personality got their star power replaced

mfw we'll never unlock the rest of the castle.
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>>84603206
>You'd never be posting here now without ShutInChad
Lmao that's a good one lad
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>>84603219
Honestly you wouldn't. It's 90% likely the first post you read here that got you hooked on /britfeel/ was posted by him or Smenk (a prominent anon who now chats big in the Discord)
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>>84603221
>Honestly you wouldn't. It's 90% likely the first post you read here that got you hooked on /britfeel/ was posted by him or Smenk (a prominent anon who now chats big in the Discord
WOW, SMENK IS THERE TOO?!?!?!?
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><user>, you are nothing but a malfunctioning meat maggot and a literal dumpster fire anal slug who makes everyone here wish you would just disappear.

damn i love IRC.
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Everyone using Discord is a paedophile, gay, trans, or all of the above. It's a den of villainy.

Say NO to Discord.
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>>84603221
Nobody cares about your paedo discord freaks. HHL is the king of britfeel. None of you are anything compared to him. So pipe down cheers.
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No way. "Smenk" is chatting big. I cant believe I'm missing this.
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>>84603225
Smenk has always been in there laddio.
>>84603231
I agree with that but HHL is more of a Five Star General and the paedo discord lads are more kind of a Dark Squadron you know what I mean?
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If atfirst Don't You HHT Succeed, Down To Dick With Extra Orifice Sucking, Every Hare 'As 'Orrible Rancid Rabies Chompers

i just don't know. I DON'T KNOW.
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>>84603159
>>84603134
The /britfeel/ discord reads primarily like a blog for the few remaining active posters. I read it occasionally but never post. Shutinchad, Shoutanon, Britnormie and Moni are the old personalities that still post in there. I don't think any of them post in the thread anymore.

Shutin is travelling the world last time I checked. A mental breakdown or similar. Don't think he's creepy but he definitely has a lot of issues mentally.
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>>84603244
>the paedo discord lads are more kind of a Dark Squadron
Dark Squadron lol. They're the 40+ special needs football team.
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>>84603244
Lad I was kidding I don't care if "smenk" is there. Some of us have been on this board before discord or britfeel even existed we don't owe everything to shutinchad ffs lol. Pipe down.
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>>84603177
Ummm, it lives in the sea. Best clue I can give without giving the answer.
I'm not sure if I will be engaged on IRC later either, mate. Might rice Hexchat to fit my Nord theme.
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Grown men in chat room cliques like we're on MSN in 2005
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it does FEEL like they're initialisms. how can there be animals, though?

what animals fit those letters, they'd have to be daft little sayings like ROY G. BIV or however (You) personally remember the planets.

watch there just be an animal called a Shydith.
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Co-op do the best own-brand crisps I reckon.
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>>84603263
I see. So you were on Team Andrew in the great Shutin Andrew war of 2020? Anime profile picture nonce? Post your waifu
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It's not a proper party until big smenk turns up
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>>84603249
How are the other lads getting on? I kind of miss them
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It doesn't actually live in the sea. I hope you don't mind me pulling your leg, WonkLad haha.
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>>84603249
Pretty impressive that he's travelling the world.
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>>84603249
> primarily like a blog for the few remaining active posters. I read it occasionally but never post. Shutinchad, Shoutanon, Britnormie and Moni are the old personalities that still post in there
Sad af. They should have kids at their age not on chat rooms.
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>>84603298
A few of them do have kids lad.
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>>84603268
ohh i see. ichthyosaur.

am i on the right lines? >>84603248, >>84603272?

>Might rice Hexchat to fit my Nord theme.
aye get all things matching, as they ought to.

i whacked on Solarized-Dark and tbqh some dark-on-dark text is just hard to read. weird obsession with dark grey and off-white over #000000 and #FFFFFF. i don't care what some blog article reckons, those are peak contrast and visibility.
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Interesting that the seethe spam stopped now that some 40+ year old losers from Discord are in here
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>>84603312
BN famously doesnt Moni doesn't, doubt shout does, doubt SIC does, that's 4 out of 4 who don't
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>>84603292
>It doesn't actually live in the sea.

oh snap i have been
BAMBOOZLED
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>>84603331
Shout does and SIC does. And those aren't the only people in there.
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>>84603272
>>84603316
Lads, treat the puzzle as if it were a word search. No more clues.
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>>84603298
you're applying cultural standards from a different era.
>15? why, you should be off fighting in the war. how else are you going to look after your wife and kids?
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>>84603292
Submarine, is my guess lollers.
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>w.we are the d.dark s.squadron
Keeeek
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>>84603281
There's not really many other active posters. It's a dead discord tbqhwy. Just those guys and a few anons.
>>84603293
Think he may have inherited some money as he's been talking about travelling the world since this time last year.
>>84603298
Shippy does have a kid. There was drama about it a while ago. Can't remember the details.
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>>84603325
>seethe spam stopped
He (you) never stopped.
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Bunch of sad old has been bastards who wish they were still relevant
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>>84603354
Pretty amazing that so many of these lads in the Dark Squadron have children. Wonder if any of their critics here will ever manage to reproduce
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>>84603208
Nice, I like watching the birds flying about.
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I retired my personality a long time ago. It was exhausting, honestly. Not worth it.
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>>84603361
Probably not to be honest. Those lads are weird but they were always the most "normal" people here.
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BN using a pump to enlarge his anus ready for Smenk's cock and ball insertion
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I am worried about HHL why hasn't he posted
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>we DO have a place in helpers world
>we actually run things behind the scenes
>we're still a big deal
>it's our world really
>you would notice if we weren't here
>helper thinks its his world but its ours really
>we are the dark squadron
This is sad
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>>84603369
You joke but BN actually has had sex with some of the lads on there.
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>>84603354
He went to the Congo, to buy some umbongo, but instead fell for a tribeslass who excited his dongo.
Keep up anon.
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>>84603350
Woah, got you sussed Mr GCHQ. hahaha.
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Theresa May.

What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>84603383
He sounds like possibly one of the worst people in the entire country. How does he even live with himself?
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>>84603383
His SSanon and marco gimmick was taken from a past experience of his?
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Thing is you can tell the smelly old bastards believe they're a cut above Helper deep down and he doesn't deserve to have taken the thread from them. Not only did he take their thread, he doesn't even humour their paedo cliques. He rejects them. He doesn't share. Our king
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>>84603347
cheers lad. on that lining-them-up-in-Notepad grind now, as you wince because that's not what you meant.

>IDEDTHYDA
corrr it prehistoric.

>>84603350
as in sub-marine, or the vehicle? it has to be an animal (classic wonky donkey style)
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>>84603393
He's up there yah.
>>84603401
No he's only recently gotten into shagging guys. He fucked Poleaboo.
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>>84603338
>Shout does and SIC does
Proof?
>>84603354
>Shippy does have a kid
He claimed to for years yet never posted actual proof. Its dubious.
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>>84603403
It's unbelievably sad that a bunch of old men who nobody was interested in have had a months long mega melty and tried to ruin the thread because they were jealous of Helper being popular.

Like... fucking hell how do you end up with that being your life.
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>>84603419
>they were jealous of Helper being popular.
I miss him why won't he post
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Remember shippy gleefully living vicariously through Zimlad when he'd found a lad in the thread who actually had a kid like he pretends to.
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Might go score in a minute.
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>>84603418
I've seen confirmed evidence lad.
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>can we at least be the dark squadron please?
KEK
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>>84603404
You will get it, mate. It is an animal, not a mammal. And you'll laugh when you get it. Or be in a foul mood, I think it's funny, personally.
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>>84603437
Did your uncle who works at Nintendo show you big lad?
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oh.
oh i see.

not entirely satisfied with that answer. feels like the question is doing some cheating.
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>>84603451
What was going on with that word starting with the letter L and trouble typing? What did it all mean?
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Helper has permanently mind broken the has been squad. Certified nut jobs.
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>>84603457
No they showed me.
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Why won't helper post what's wrong?
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I honestly don't care who has children and who doesn't. Why are you measuring your life against others and what they have and don't have?
I miss Shippy's Malvern posts and his Toby quests. I wish him well even if he is an Ironlet creaseberg haha.
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>>84603463
WDYM? Can you give me an archive link?
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shall be sticking to the 'family-friendly' puzzles from now on.

got this right away. you could say the answer was in front of me the whole time <3
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>>84603458
You nailed it, you snazzy bastard!
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Damn you Helper. Anons used to post about ME here. I was much smarter and funnier and more witty than you and I'm a riot on discord. But they only care about Helper. I hate you Helper.
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>>84603477
This one here: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84590446/#q84595591

What did it all mean
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>>84603492
Oh, I don't know. Why don't you tell me what I thought it meant?
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A man posting that he's had another cuppa is more well liked than me even though I am so intelligent and have been here longer.

I must organise with some other boring losers to spam the thread with sex references to his family all day. We'll do it in shifts so the spam is constant. That'll show everyone how much better than him we are
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>>84603489
Pipe down Smenk
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>>84603499
I have no idea what you mean in your own post. It's only possible for you to know.
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You don't even have gimmicks. You just post frogs. I did so many gimmicks in 2017 you didn't even know it was me that was mine, that gimmick was mine can you believe it remember that old gimmick lol you catamite. I was much funnier and more interesting than Helper. So why isn't the thread about ME.
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favourite advert lads? liked that sainsburys xmas advert where they have a football match on no-mans land ww1. based on a true story that x
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>>84603508
Oh, well, if you're baffled, how can you expect a brainlet like me to know what I'm thinking?
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Old men slowly turning into Disney villains on discord because they want attention
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Has HHL been banned or something? Why won't he post?
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Me and Smenk and the lads created so many gimmicks we should be famous. It's not fair. You just post frogs.
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>catamite

dunno what this is.

have decided it's pronounced like 'calamity'.
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from my point of view, this lad was the villain.
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>>84603489
Pic related is when the dark squadron got fully mind broken
>Why aren't you in the britfeel discord
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>>84603551
LMAO I remember that. Dark Squadron forever BTFO.
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>>84603551
Not his biggest fan but that is funny, ngl
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>>84603540
It's in relation to child sex. You shouldn't be shocked at this since the thread theme is always directed toward their favourite topic.
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Imagine the dark squadron just came into the thread and talked like normal guys instead of attempting epic gimmick angle rile ups. You are 40 ffs.
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>>84603551
Hahahaha this is the moment when a bunch of balding boring men in their 40s got mind broken
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>>84603551
If HHL isn't in the Discord they shouldn't be allowed to call it Britfeel
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>>84602682
>>84602687
Why did one get jannied but not the other?
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>>84603551
Losers got done in lol.. lmao even
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>>84603585
original content legislation.
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Imagine the internal melty happening on the discord now
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Interesting observation I've just made
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Feels like one lad is trying to push this Discord angle again. Gets found out and reframes it as a Discord group, the noncecord as he called it when he spammed about Baldrew, like he spams about HHL now.
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>>84603249
Change the Discord name to Dark Squadron. It shouldn't be named anything Britfeel adjacent when HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN, the owner of britfeel isn't there. You're disrespecting him.
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>>84603551
Ha ha ha bald nonces fuming
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They'll be desperately trying to come up with another gimmick to "punish" /britfeel/ now
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Going to Somerset soon if any of you lads want to meet up for a drink or whatever if you live near. I'm being serious.
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Lollers would you like a puzzle i invented?
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>>84603602
That's exactly right mate and very astute of you to realise
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It's not fair I was here 11 years ago you didn't even post here yet. 2018 isn't OG I'm the real OG not you. I was more funny than you lads used to give me (You)s and do reaction images of laughing faces. My gimmicks were famous I was known as a bit of a lad about town. I am smarter than you I have a degree. I should post here now and get a hero's welcome stop saying I'm 40 and bald why does HE get the attention I was MUCH BETTER THAN HIM I WAS BETTER
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We didn't get it lads. It wasn't one lad it was that Discord group again. *WINK WINK WINK*
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>>84603617
I thought it was just one guy
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I think the "chinese man fucks welper" gimmick has run out. We need to try the "one guy" gimmick now
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>>84603631
You've been trying the "it's just 1 guy" gimmick for a while now, probably chuckling to yourselves since you know it's a group of you.
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>>84603390
Was it a submarine?
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Lads, we were wrong it was the noncenest up to their old tricks again. It isn't that sad, seething, sad case at all. It was a group of lads on Discord. Not one salty, angry, lonely man lashing out and projecting.
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>>84603602
Nobody was talking about your chat rooms pals until you tried to force your way into the conversation >>84602730 you thought youd go on the epic rile up and you got exposed and laughed at simple as. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.x
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>>84603629
>>84603631
>>84603644
Peak redditor cringe. Look at the coordinated posting from them.

What next guys? You'll need a new gimmick now that you've been rumbled.
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helperlad oiling up an east african man x
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>>84603657
>What next guys?

I just told you, the next one is the "one guy" gimmick
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helpelad oiling up just one guy
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Sad act rumbled. Damage control, "it's the discord nonces"
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>>84603664
But you already did that gimmick for the last couple of days.
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>>84603670
Yeah this is still phase one. We'll move on to phase two in august.
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Least favourite gimmick?
For me it's the salad bowl mong. What a pointless gimmick. Luckily he's easy to filter.
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>>84603669
This is sad mate. You've been done, youre not going to suddenly win now, just move on.
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>>84603675
Seethemong but I have them filtered now it was pretty easy actually
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>>84603675
I mean he just posted once per day that he's eaten cereal out of a salad bowl so it's healthy. It wasn't funny the first time, but at least he didn't spam it all the time.
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>>84603675
HHL because he spams pointless rubbish all the time
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my ears are burning x
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Putting the letter W in front of words isn't a gimmick I did real gimmicks creative writing elaborate scenarios and characters I was an artist. I deserve the limelight I hate you Helper.
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He literally couldn't damage control fast enough. He worked his fingers to the boan trying to deflect and distract.
One man, many personas.
What a life.
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>>84603716
>to the boan
U wot lol
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>>84603014
Sir Sadiq seems like a decent guy to me, and he makes incels seethe, which is a bonus
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helper guiding an oily muscly man into his bottom x
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Break out your titlad and bootylad characters lad try and claw back some dignity lmao
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Why isn't HHL posting anymore
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not hungry at the minute but i'll have a salad bowl of rice crispies later on a health kick x
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>>84603737
Lol still on a melty because titlad won hahaha
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>what's your most hated gimmick
>begins posting those gimmicks
They're all out of ideas haha
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No one:
Literally no one:
>YOU ARE BOOTYLAD AND TITLAD!!!
Schizophrenia
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>>84603749
why are you pretending to be me? odd behaviour lad x
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>>84603770
I have never seen such a comprehensive victory desu
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>>84603770
Why won't he post then I don't get it? Is he banned?
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>>84603782
He's just enjoying his awesome life. Winners just keep on winning.
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All of these posts are made by me.
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I rub spunk into my wooden salad bowl to condition it
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Why is Pollers now ranting incoherently after his pals, who started it >>84602730
have already been done in. You are a clown mate.
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MEIDOS = BASEIDOS
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>>84603788
But what did he win?
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>>84603788
What's awesome about HHL's life? He doesn't have a child, like Shippy. He doesn't have a hit blog, like Poley. He isn't travelling around the world, like SIC. He's got nothing.
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>>84603798
Leader of /britfeel/
The lottery of life

Should I continue listing his achievements?
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I'm in control of 2 personalities here. Guess who they are.
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>What's awesome about HHL's life? He doesn't have a child, like Shippy. He doesn't have a hit blog, like Poley. He isn't travelling around the world, like SIC.
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>>84603809
>Should I continue
Yes please
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>>84603808
Don't know who they are. HHL is the owner of the thread you're posting in.
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welper lusting over big oily men x
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>>84603836
nobody thinks this is funny lad. sorry to break it to you
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>>84603819
redben and RuneScape
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>>84603819
HHL & Seethemong?
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>>84603808
>He doesn't have a hit blog
He does its called britfeel.
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>They've noticed
>They know I'm here 16 hours a day
>They know how sad my life is
>I'll blame the Discord lads
>They'll never suspect
>They'll belive it if I tell them it's the Discord lads, It's worked before.
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>>84603832
He can swim 30 lengths
He painted a bench
He has everything paid for
He is not overweight
He has all his own hair
He doesn't hang around on a paedophile discord for boring losers
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>>84603850
You are a clown Pollers
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>>84603853
Carry on please
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>>84603850
This. None of those lads post here any more.
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What a sad little life you lads have.
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what happened to that blog?

read a few articles it just is what it is. lots of tribulations as a British NEET, can't fault the writing just unsure of its purpose.
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>>84603861
Let's hear your achievements little lad
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What does he have that I don't have. I am better my life is better I am more funny. Why am I not the main character of britfeel.
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>>84603873
I want to hear more about HHL's
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Me and the dark squadron lads should be in the limelight. You can't treat us like a joke.
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>>84603850
appreciate the artist's use of the skew tool here.

had to do it myself for some (AI-assisted) original content recently. harder than it looks.
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Why can't we talk about something proper, like films?
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>>84603879
He was the Young Face of the BNP in 2009
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>>84603862
He spammed about Shippy for 16 hours a day and then blamed Shippy for the spam

He spammed about BN for 16 hours a day and then blamed BN for the spam

He spammed about lollers for 16 hours a day and then blamed lollers for the spam

He spams about HHL and is blaming HHL for the spam
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>>84603888
Have you seen the new Dark Squadron film?
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>>84603716
>boan
ESL much?
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>>84603891
All because he had a tough childhood and Shippy and BN reminded him of it. And Lollers reminded him of why it was so tough.
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>>84603887
It's clearly AI
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>>84603889
Please keep going
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>>84603888
Sorry here we have seething and bickering throughout the day and after midnight that's when it stops, if you would like to have a meaningful discussion then I suggest you post it at that time.
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>>84603902
He won many games of football for his local team. He has been described as their star player.
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>>84603891
>He spammed about Shippy for 16 hours a day and then blamed Shippy for the spam
>He spammed about BN for 16 hours a day and then blamed BN for the spam
>He spammed about lollers for 16 hours a day and then blamed lollers for the spam
>He spams about HHL and is blaming HHL for the spam
Did he little lad yeah?
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>>84603898
40 year old goons still trying to inject themselves into the conversation hahaha
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>>84603898
Don't want to play nonce fiction with you, thanks, lad. What you like to fantasise about isn't what we all want to talk about all day every day.
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2 devices, samefagging damage control is it king?
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The thread has descended into absolute chaos kek
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Pollers running distractions in a failed attempt to save face for the dark squadron. Of course he would choose them over HHL when it comes down to it. Tiger doesn't change its spots.
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Nothing more beautiful than an English rose with a summer dress on a hot yet breezy day x
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informs the apus southampton have been thrown out of the playoffs
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Give me the proof. The proof of Ruth
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why is he trying to pass blame on to personalities and cause fights?
because he's a sad lonely man and this is the closest he feels to be alive?
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>we've been thoroughly done in lads
>quick just say it's MB and change the subject
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>>84603948
What does "it's MB" mean?
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>Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
Yep
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helper holding hands with steve and getting a semi x
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>>84603901
i reckon someone generated the image then added a screenshot on the screen the old-fashioned way.

that's what i reckon, anyway.
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The clown squadron are not happy hahahaha
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would you rather have bickering about personalities or choonposting?
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>>84603958
Shippy just posted in the discord and he's losing his fucking nut haha, you've broken his brain lad
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I wrote a blog. I should be the main man on britfeel. I deserve the attention. You can't just post film quotes and be the main guy. It's not fair I am much more britfeel culture I was the chief gimmick maestro. You'll regret this I will post that you wear a nappy every day for the next 2 years.
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He's got it in for personalities because they are more interesting than him and his made up characters that have zero personality or substance, just like him.
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>>84603960
at the minute bickering, don't want to put my headphones on until i've had a shower. can't do that because it's too cold to get dry afterwards.
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I was a more interesting personality. It should be me, when people think britfeel they should think me not Helper what do you even do except live in a care home I hate you I am more interesting.
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BN and Shippy moving into a care home together to try to beat HHL once and for all
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You are not even interesting I am. Its not fair if you weren't here I would be the big cheese around here. I hate you Helper I will post about your dad now.
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>>84603957
Probably the same anon that spams the thread, That image is a cuck, we've had lots of spam over the years about racial cucks, cucks, black bvlls.
There are several dreary anons on here that just post the same old shit.
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Had a salad that cost 10 quid yesterday. Was good but I felt like a right mug.
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remember when this typeface was everywhere?

web fonts were a mistake tbqh.
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helperlad sniffing helpermums smelly knickers x
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hard to not unsee it once you've seen it.

this one made me laff. although my answer was just
Ruby, like saying your 'favourite Zelda' is 'Ocarina of Time'
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>hard to not unsee
s/not //

we all s/not //ing in life x
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPAM1QPSE08
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He's accusing the personalities and lashing out at them because he has a grudge against anyone who is more interesting than he is.
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Who put 20p in the dark squadron?
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I should be treated as a legend here what has Sean ever done I am more interesting I am a legend.
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I wish we could hear from HHL
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I have created so many characters for you to play along with over the decades. I'm the top boss around here, not these newbs
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>>84604062
What happened to him?
I haven't been here much lately
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helperlad getting a semi smelling helpermums dirty knickers in his smelly boxroom x
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>be 40 year old discord clown
>act like a clown
>get done
>continue acting like clown
Time to drop it lod
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16 hours a day for years and years I have dedicated my life to this thread and 4chan and you want to talk to Sean and the other personalities. I'm fucking fuming, I'll show you.
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>>84604069
Dunno he just stopped posting either Saturday or Sunday night I don't get it
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maybe if you make up another larp persona that likes talking about kids being fucked youll get more attention
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>>84604080
>16 hours a day for years and years I have dedicated my life to this thread and 4chan and you want to talk to Sean
Alright BN/Moni/Shutinchad
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>>84604094
Should the persona be called "Fucked Hole Broadbridge"?
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>>84604116
Sadsack sydney
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Goon squad, retreat!
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Fucked up pussyhole Broadbridge
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>>84604102
Mate BN is kicking off in the discord you've actually sent him loopy
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helper rubbing helpermums dirty knickers on his face x
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The babbies are having a group melty tonight.
The outsider will obviously not know what I mean.
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>>84604136
Weird how these posts stopped when the Discord mongs were dilating
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He's trying to draw his online dollies out so he can deflect and they aren't biting like they used to.
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I was a big deal on /britfeel/ but now that I'm 40 and losing my hair I don't get those mentions and (You)s quite the same they all talk about HHL now. I will post about him doing sex acts so people resent HHL and leave the thread. If I cant have my status as thread legend no one can.
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do some women hate posts lad you think we hate women like you do because youre ugly inside and outside
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>>84604164
some women hate posts lad because they think posts lads like him hate women but it's just superficial bigotry IMO
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helperlad holding kevs willy x
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Unreal how angry Pollers gets when you take the piss out of his discord pals why does he care that much?
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>>84604143
They did carry on but the jannies deleted them and presumably banned whoever.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/84602675/deleted/deleted/
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>>84604202
Sarcastic seething proof its the dark squadron. Saddos.
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But I thought it was just one guy?
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>>84604218
Takes 10 minutes off, breaks character to sarcastically defend his discord squad, re-starts the spam
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>>84604218
Fucks sake that's BN's posts. Hope he didn't catch a BANNIO!
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>>84604229
Wouldn't be surprised with the African men stuff.
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It was a sad day when I started looking at furry porn.
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>>84604224
It's one of the five great guys
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>>84604245
I'm not a furry but I've wanked to furry porn a few times. Sometimes it's very well drawn and animated.
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>>84604246
You sure it isn't the five great guys plus one? The one who has the minor facial deformity?
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>>84604202
No it actually did suddenly stop when they were all talking about themselves. Then after I pointed it out, one of them picked it up again, but there was less of it.
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not right how this Nicole lassie keeps treating Ethan. after all the hardship and loss he's endured ;_;
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>>84604253
I kind of like the idea of a knotted cock ripping a catgirl to shreds. Pretty hot.
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>>84604256
Ok big man, ok
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>>84604256
>after I pointed it out
It's all about ME I baited the twoll kek
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>she doesn't understand turn-based computer games

red flag right there.
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might garn back to another programme for my stories.

miss reading but i'd need an eye test classic HHL style
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SIC and BN have now turned on each other in the discord hahahaha
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No it's not me it's actually a group of guys honest look! Please stop noticing it is me please!
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>>84604270
Civ is a good game
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>>84604270
Can't tell if this is a legit edition of this comic or a meme, kek.
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welper asking steve if he can see his silly x
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This is an underrated shout if you like sci-fi
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>>84604334
For me its Pirates
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>>84604306
it's on some weird spin-off now where they're superheroes and the comic stops being about games for months at a time. relationship drama moving along at a glacial pace.
i used to read this unironically, even cared about the interpersonal/character stuff tbqh.

>>84604301
that's nice, dear.
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for me? Empire Earth. getting to that future was a pure treat x
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helperlad stroking kevs shaft x
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Going through a breakup. Shit sucks lads x
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>>84604362
HHL went through a breakup too in 2023
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now, picrelington and The Battle for Middle-earth, those were solid.

think i just preferred medieval/fantasy games as a lad. may have been too simple to understand those Command & Conquer games.
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I wonder why HHL isn't posting I am starting to get worried about him
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>>84604362
sorry to hear this lad.

was it mutual?
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>>84604385
That game is wank mate I bet your taste in video games is rough asf
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helperlad sucking on my thick shaft x
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>>84604422
That was always his secret fetish
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>>84604409
keep your stupid opinions in your pocket.

pic = another classic. bit underrated because it got lost in a sea of good Star Wars games. played that demo over and over before it came out.
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>>84604425
Mad how this is actually a real post
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>>84604427
Pipe downs lowercase seethemong
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>>84604425
>hot cucking 32.png
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All he says is he's had another "wuppa" with a frog picture, and people like him more than me? I have a sprog, I have morally correct left wing views and I have been working on well-written gimmicks for years on this site.
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>>84604499
No one likes him or (you) lad you're both wrong'uns
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probs the best space combat game. actually wish it had more trading/tactics between fights. they missed a trick there.

now that the dust has settled, how's that Elite Dangerous?
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welper asking me to bum him in doggy so he can watch in his full sized mirror x
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>>84604499
nobody here likes each other
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won't be 'piping downs' until someone gives me their opinion of Elite Dangerous.
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She is lush https://youtu.be/Kk8eJh4i8Lo
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sean sticking his thumb up his bum I bet it feels like he's FLOATING it's lush x
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>>84604524
fun in vr lad x
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>>84604540
She looks like a proper lezza now lid
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>>84604552
Now? She did 15 years ago lid
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>>84604544
corrr does it feel like you're in the spaceship?

love space, me.
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>>84604563
IDK this was in 2009. Now she just looks like a blokey woman. Just my opinion lid. I know what you mean though.
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>>84604570
yeah it does x
good if you have a joystick too x
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helperlad taking 15 oiled up yemeni shafts up his bottom x
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There's nothing more intoxicating to the human psyche than considering how it feels for Sean to be ejaculated on by a Taiwanese gentleman. It makes him feel floooooooaty light. It's a special, ethereal feeling.

And it's not just him. It's a generation.
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I'm worried about sean why isn't he posting anymore?
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Commander Data, lock S-foils in attack position.
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When Sean looks up at his special, Taiwanese friend Guo and sees his veiny, yellow penis start to pulsate...that's when he knows life is about to get very special indeed.
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>>84604604
the gayposting upset him just like the nappyposting did a few months ago
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>>84604611
How did Sean meet Guo?
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>>84604614
Gao is a trainee nurse, social worker, physiotherapist, occupational therapy student, interpreter, or research participant wrangler. He entered the care home through the machinery of British institutional life.
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>>84604604
Good riddance. Now we just need to remove the seethemongs.
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>>84604619
His name is Guo you stupid cunt not Gao
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we WILL go to space in your lifetime.

your longing for the vast and endless sea is nearly at an end x
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Welper army standing by, we await His return
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helper laying in the buff thinking about oiled up men x
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>>84603843
>redben and RuneScape
That wasn't my post but I am at least one of them
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Need my penis to be in direct contact with the inside of a female human vagina.
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Gob smacked at the doing BN Moni etc took this evening tbqh lads. Witnessed many spats on britfeel never seen such a surgical sautee of people you'd think could fight back. Bravo. All you can really say is bravo.
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>>84604334
It was decent but mostly just a reskin of civ 5, which tbf is an insanely good game, especially with NQmod/LekMod for balance and civ viability. Thought I was the only person that ever played civ BE desu. Not worth the price but fun.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ClbkTeCyw

have to admit, this game was pretty boring.
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helper nibbling on steves smeggy cock x
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guys the new forza horizon game is set in japan???? excited soijack noises
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>>84604723
mental how Japan has all this illegal street racing, yet cannabis causes great shame.

probably a horrible place to actually live, tbdesu.
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>>84604731
Big differences there lad. The street racing scene in Japan is a bunch of enthusiastic hobbyists trying to one-up each other. The drug scene in the West is a bunch of unemployed immigrants knifing each other in the street to control their 'patch', all so that they can sell chemicals that when used turn you into a retard.

Japan is a lovely place to live because of stuff like their most 'illegal' thing being a bunch of technically minded teenagers having fun and perfecting an art rather than the situation we have here with drug gangs.
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>>84604749
Japan is a lovely place to live because they didn't have mass immigration of violent crime-committing third worlders invading them, so they still have a high trust society and their own homogeneous culture.

Although, the government may be trying to change that... they have the West as a warning to not do it.
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Going full rage on God of War is amazing lads.
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>>84604749
>>84604755
but where do they get their drugs?
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>>84604731
>probably a horrible place to actually live, tbdesu.
People still doing this cope in 2026
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Tell him nothing, I reckon he's plod.
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helperlad fingering his bum hole after a rough bumsesh x
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>>84604749
Certain people literally just become anti-japan because its contrarian unlike the pleb uncultured weeaboo naive view that its obviously a really nice place
>clean safe country actually.......le BAD!
>they work a lot or something
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Corr woo oh yeah, only a bot, but, beat a 700.
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Is that the team we wanted to win or was it the other millionaires on the pitch?
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>>84604776
Japan is very anti-drugs
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I bet it's HORRIBLE. I bet its AWFUL. I have never been but I am pretty confident about this for some reason.
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>>84604779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Z2O9Nwt6c
>Dreamcrusher: Japan [WARNING] DO NOT WORK IN JAPAN

two lassies i know did that JET thing, both came back to England totally burnt out by everyday Japanese culture (as opposed to pop culture).
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It is too normie and typical to like Japan. I'm more worldly I know its actually a torturous dreadful place.
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>>84604800
Noice, 2 in a row.
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>>84604804
I'd say the team we wanted to win the league lost desu desu. It not right. But unless Newcastle win the league who cares anyway. Simple as.
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>>84604816
Wow, two lassies you knew! Told you stuff! Two of them! That's it settled then.
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>weeaboos piping up
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Watching videos about why Japan sucks and becoming a vocal online anti-Japan sperg from sour grapes because you've missed your teenage dream of living there
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>>84604816
You realise that is meaningless. I know a lot more than two people who've lived and worked in Japan who loved it. So what?
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>they did jet! They said its bad! I'm not missing out! I'm better off not having been I would hate it!
You are just not a serious person lol
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>I don't like a topic/people so now I'm going to make a sly post about it because I'm upset
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I must cum in a foid soon, it needs to happen
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>>84604828
Hat trick baby, wooooo (it won't last, and is only beginner bot). Might switch to the next level up, and lower it from 700 (for now).
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>>84604829
Can not wait until the 11th of June for the world cup desu, mate. Something we can all rally around and it will be a laugh.
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>>84604852
>I know a lot more than two

i concede (not sarcasm, your number > my number)

it's somewhere personally and subjectively i would not have a pleasant experience with. i feel confident saying that even though i haven't lived there. we can all say that about plenty of places around the world tbhaiche.

i do think there are still genuine Japan-worshippers who think the streets are paved with Pocky. the new meme is, 'well, at least they're still nationalists over there!' that doesn't change the work culture and social mores and other stuff weebs are deluded about.
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My life is much better for having not gone to Japan I'm much better off I'm sure I would hate it.
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>>84604882
You are talking utter bollocks as per desu. This your new one now "japan is horrible". Mong.
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>mfw i still haven't visited Ireland

Cartoon Saloon are the Disney of the 21st century.
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>>84604876
Corrr indeed. Canny wait me.
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>>84604882
So true the weebs think it's kawaii land but you my lad know the score you know the real Nihon from youtube and two retarded bints who did jet
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Argh, ughhh, the heartache
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Is he really having a melty because someone said something negative about Japan kek
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>>84604916
I'm having a melty at retards being overly confident in stuff they have no experience with outside of the internet.
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Londoners who have never even VISITED Newcastle seething at our superior culture x
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had a few jarz
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I am a cut above the common weeaboo. I can appreciate japanese media but I will also let you know my extensive opinions (facts) about why it's a HORRIBLE place to live. Yeah I'm a bit of a paradox. Don't meet many like me.
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steve spunking down helpers throat x
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Did you know that the Japanese work culture is BAD? Bet you didn't know that.
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I am an enigma. You think I'll go one direction - not so fast. I don't conform to normal patterns.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C7sJsIH5m4

terrible animation, this. where are all the keyframes?

anyway, back to my Japanimation.
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>>84604925
I psychically knew it would be that song without even clicking the link corrr.
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>>84604957
Japanimation? This guy is an OLD school Japanophile. This is impressive somehow.
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Seen a few anime in my time so I know my stuff. But get this: I don't like Japan. I'll let you slowly process that. Yup. Watches anime. DOESN'T like Japan. I know. You're thinking, how could this be? You've never met someone like this before. I know. Take a deep breath. Wait till you hear what I think of blur vs oasis. Spoilers... Pulp. :)
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Sold my guitars and bought turntables. It a new era x
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welper requesting the loyalists bum him x
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I've lived in Japan. Probably the only person here who has.
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cannot call it animE on this BBS (TL note: forum) because the pig disgusting halfwidth AMERICAN-SCII characters lack diacritics.
baka gajin have no yamato-damashii.
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i'm a white boy who teaches english in japan. no-one has done this before
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Anyone catch the chase today?
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>>84605065
Nah not today. Was busy. Was it a good one?
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Can I get a quick rundown on Guo please?
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>>84605015
I've not lived in Japan.
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>>84605072
Dunno that's why I was asking
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welper rimming unwashed bums x
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>>84605073
Guo is a Taiwanese guy works at, owns, or helps out in a bubble tea place, Asian supermarket, or takeaway in Sunderland. HHL became weirdly loyal to one menu item and the repeated transactions became destiny.
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converting all my body fat into water weight.

it just part of the slimming process x
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A lot of guys rim unwashed arseholes like they are greedy, hungry animals. Not Sean. He'd never stick his tongue all the way up there. Instead he gently caresses the muscular ring of Guo's unwashed Taiwanese arsehole with his tongue. "I go around the rim" said Sean recently, in a DWP interview. "That's why it's called rimming. That's how it's meant to be."
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>>84604910
Mexico City though. It's only 15:30 there now. The times of the matches are mental.
are you in a sweep in work, are you having a bet at all?
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welper begging to be bred by loyalist forces x
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>>84605161
Yeah some of the match times are pretty stupid. Not good for the old sleep pattern.
I don't really bet. Sweepstakes are fun though, my friends usually do that. I always hope to get England.
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ffs only a few ounces of milk left
looks like i'll have to eat my oats as (hot) porridge
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>>84605216
Out of Guo's salad bowl?
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i still have no clue what a a salad bowl is
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>>84605250
I've been doing this for 5 years. And I've only just started to figure it all out lad. I don't want you to make a comparison between you and I and say "I am worthless"
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I am going to scream if that wanker does the salad bowl thing again. I am so angry.
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helper wanking in his smelly boxroom x
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gonna have a bowl of coco pops in a second. not a salad bowl, a normal one.
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UPDATE: more milk than anticipated, no need to cook porridge. actually had to add more oats. also added cocoa powder to my normal bowl, somewhat->>84605293 style.
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>>84605174
Not making my prediction just yet, I do think it will be a South American or other country with a similar climate. Going to go and put a few little bets on and go into a bookies. It will be an experience desu.
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I'll be in Boston with the Tartan Army
Oh aye x
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The more times you eat from a salad bowl, the better you get. And you only lose if you quit.
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It reminds me of someone https://youtu.be/PFfKUQxH-NQ
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>>84605331
You'll be in Sunderland with a Taiwanese man
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Feel like a mong when I eat a Muller Corner. All the spackers had them in their lunchboxes at school.
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Could HHL move to launch a digital dollar?
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>>84605327
Yeah you might have a good point because of the weather and humidity and stuff. But I will say England because it's coming home, simple as.

Betting is spooky. Seen too many people get caught up in that. Besides I need to save money.
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helper getting bummed by steve x
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>gambling encouragers
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>>84605363
You should be ok, as long as you're not taking it from a lunchbox.
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>>84605380
I gambled on getting home before going to the toilet. It didn't end well.
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>>84605366
I know nothing about the players, so climate is my strongest instinct hahaha. It will be my first time in a bookies betting on football so it will be magical.
>>84605380
I would never, I can see why some people could get hooked on that high. I just want to experience it.
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Doggerbreh is sleeping peacefully on my bed.
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>>84605408
what breed is it?
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>>84605402
don't do it Lollers you'll end up in a worse state than >>84605397 (and that is quite bad)

>>84605408
what type of dog?
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feds over here are called coppers
but every nigga here cockblockers x
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breedmind
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>>84605439
Mind hack WTF?
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Lots of kinomoviefilms coming soon corrr.
Backrooms, Disclosure Day, The Odyssey, Resident Evil etc.
It lush. It a big time for cinemachads.
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welper sniffing dirty socks x
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>>84605447
i offer you a challenge
>>84603621
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welper sniffing Guo's dirty cock
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>>84605418
>>84605430
It's a mountain dog. Not sure which specific type.
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evens and i have a sausage sandwich odds i do not
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>>84605461
I missed that post, sorry about that. What is it or o you want to tell me tomorrow, the Zopiclones have hit and I'm going to bed.
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coor good weather on friday at last
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Really enjoying the Guo character it adds a whole new twist on the sean gayposting arc
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>>84605452
wasn't there just a Backrooms-y thing from Japan? train station i think, like that one part of The Matrix (or lots of other things FINE)

some day i will watch the Cube sequels.
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>>84605475
you'll need your brain in full puzzling gear lad, remind me on tomorrow x
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>Desert Island Flicks with Christopher Eccleston
cool, might go to tha--

>25 quid
oh i forget, culture is for the privileged few :<
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>>84605489
Yeah, a film called Exit 8, although it was only very superficially similar. Le repeating liminal space innit.
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welper wanking off the last remaining loyalists x
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>>84605509
>Le repeating liminal space innit.
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>>84605494
OK, night mate. Night lads!
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>>84605517
Lol, insneed. Liminal ghosts corrr.
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the best of the 'Tom Hanks stuck in a place' trilogy.
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>>84605537
One of my favourite films this. Hoping for a 4K soon. One of the only Spielbergs without a 4K I reckon.
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>>84605532
did you know that the orange ghost is called Clyde?

bit weird, innit
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>>84605545
I didn't know they had names desu.
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>>84605545
>>84605562
its true they all have programmed behaviour aswell
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>>84605562
there's a fair bit to Pac-Man, tbqh. each ghost has its own little AI. Clyde is the randumb one.
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Ordered that Serpico in Blu-ray. Trying to build my Sidney Lumet collection. Fail Safe from Criterion and Pawnbroker from BFI next I reckon.
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behaviourmind
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fuck mancs

that is all
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welper sucking loyalist cocks dry x
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Just got back from me mates birthday drinks. Necking a maccies nows. Bit wissed x
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Was wondering why my eyelashes keep getting caught, when it feels like they are in your eye. I think they have grown longer. How is that even possible. Now that is spooky.
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>>84605666
>Bit wissed x
no death threats mate
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another tramadol or two down the hatch.
bit quiet on Feel Street tonight. angryanon, do you do requests? could we just pick an argument topic or does it not work that way?
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My mates set me up this lass I have feelings for. All kicking off

I'm ready for relationship now x
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>>84605694
wew. hope it all goes well marra.
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welper sucking off ten big oily asian men x
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Why do not make nu?
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>>84605694
Does she know you're on benefits?
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>>84605694
>My mates
You lost me at this lad, you don't have any. Well,. maybe steve.
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>mfw no nu edition
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Garn beddingtons now tired at xxx

Hmmmm good dreams tonight xxx
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>>84605757
Dreaming of 12/13 year old boys lid? Standard lid.
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>>84605747
no nu
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>drops a lore morsel
>leaves
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welper draining african studs x
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wonder what guo thinks of sean getting a girlfriend?
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>l..l..look l..l..lids i..i..i've g...got a g...girl hhhhhonest i..i..i'm n...not mmmmmaking i..i..iiit u...uuuup

lol... lmao even kek
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>>84605848
New edish no complaining please
>>84605848
New edish no complaining please
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>bump limit
>page sixingtons

buh bye bread



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