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r9k what are your standards for a relationship partner?
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I don't know, she will visit me this summer, she is still on the University Collage of London BSC Psychology university, So she is in college but i didn't fuck her yet, i wasted a bit of time now im on better shape
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>>84610971
My equal unironically
Not merely looksmatched, but more so in terms of personality, financially, and I guess bonus points if she's also on the spectrum
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>>84610971
I've never been in one so I don't know what I really want but I would like someone I'm attracted to, share similar values to, like being around/talking to. And they should be someone who isn't disqualified in some way from marriage because why waste time in that way, or have a bunch of relationships that will go nowhere instead of a couple which might, or have a relationship knowing you must part ways? For others, perhaps, but not for me.
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>>me
>Low value female

>>What I like in a man
>Intelligent
>Not overweight
>Loves me with all his heart
>Cool eye colour
>Not bald
I know I won't get this btw before you guys tell me, I have come to peace with it
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>>84611004
if that's you, consider losing weight. you'll feel better about yourself, feel healthier and at worst will be a mid level female. won't be easy but it's worth the effort.
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>>84611020
Anon this is amberlyn reid not me
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>>84610971
not obese
has a job
can pay for her share of living expenses
has plans for the future and the drive to pursue them
enjoys frequent sex
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>>84611029
I have no idea who that is but the advice still stands, being fat is about the worst thing you can do for yourself, male or female. It's so incredibly unhealthy and I hate seeing people kill themselves that way.
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>>84610971
>r9k what are your standards for a relationship partner?
To be kind, have somewhat traditional values, and genuinely want to make me happy as I would want to make her. That's all.
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>>84611060
I hear you although I am not overweight
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>>84610971
i like guys who have at least slightly quirky/niche/nerdy interests because i just think its cool and interesting to talk to people like that. also they have to be kind of course :)
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>>84611004
Crazy that I don't meet your requirements because I have shit coloured eyes.
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>3 years within my age range (23)
>female
>not obese or anorexically skinny
>virgin
>not a druggie
>not a leftie
>Christian or willing to convert
>not a flat ass
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>>84611104
You would find vidya and history off putting I bet.
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>>84610971
I just want someone who loves me.

Nobody has met that so far.
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>>84611184
I mean there is got to be someone
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>>84611174
not at all!! i like history nerds and and gamers and i have had big crushes on guys who are really into HOI and things like that lol.
im not sure why specifically i am drawn to this because i dont really have much interest in history myself. I think i just like how this sort of guy is so enthusiastic about their interests, it is kind of sweet
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>>84610971
I don't want a relationship. It's more trouble than it's worth. I've been hurt too many times not just by relationships, but friendships too. All I want is to be left alone.
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>>84611265
How old are you and do you want to call I am alone too
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>>84611273
I'm 19. And why would you want to call with me?
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>>84610971
They have to be a woman that I find attractive
She has to be patient with me and my autism (unrealistic standard)
She has to be very trustworthy (unrealistic standard)
She has to like me (unrealistic standard)
That's it

>why are these unrealistic???
Because i'm an aspergers NEET khhv wizard with sensory problems and I get stressed easily and also I have no driver's licence. Basically, I need a woman that wants to be a special needs carer outside her job (if she has one, she doesn't have to, idgaf, i get autism bux)
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EXCLUSIVELY Chad Thundercock only heehee
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>>84611104
I am am of those things and I get ghosted constantly. I genuinely feel like there's a curse on me or something or maybe I'm in the tea app or whatever because women always just suddenly leave
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>>84611343
It's because women don't actually like nerdy weird guys. They want a hot bf who maybe just acts a little quirky or shares one of their own personal nerd interests but is otherwise still a "real man" it's always a lie.
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>>84610971
Just be skinny, have your own hobbies, and treats her body right

Women are so genuinely awful these days that my bar is currently in hell and I still keep getting disappointed.
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>>84611247
Well I don't play hoi4 and I just read about history on wiki or watch something on youtube. I do play plenty of vidya though.
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>>84611363
I'm more of a real man than any of the fuck boys these same girls blow me off for. I feel like being an autistic man is just a curse. I don't want to date anyone anymore,I keep getting hurt because apparently being a good person is wrong
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>>84611377
what games do you play?

>>84611343
>>84611388
I am sorry about your negative experiences anon. i hope that you are able to meet kinder women who like you and your interests :)
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>>84611004
I am all of those things but I am still alone.
women will say that's all they want, but as soon as you start to open up and be vulnerable they get the ick. But I guess that's on me.
All I want is someone I don't have to be fake around, and who I find cute. That's it.
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none
as in no relationships
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>>84611466
Recently I've been playing skyrim, elden ring, nier and even a little bit plants vs zombies. I play a lot of different stuff but mostly rpgs. Do you play anything?
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>>84611518
How old are you male anon
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>>84610971
>loves me and is attracted to me
>isn't a violent psycho
>doesn't want kids
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>>84611527
i havent played that many games lately, just some minecraft and sonic mania. I had a really big osu phase previously but havent played for a while.

my all time favourites are def skyrim, terraria, and portal 2 (especially skyrim <333 such a fun game)
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>>84611531
I'm in my 30s. I basically stopped caring about pursuing any relationships for the past 10 years. But every so often I get that twinge of "wouldn't it be nice..." before I ultimately fail and then sink back down into my resignation.
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>>84611577
I mean I can't comment since you don't know if you would love me and you commented on my reply which includes that
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>>84611563
people don't like you because you're a pessimistic faggot who always brings the mood down. die alone
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>>84611560
Yeah pretty much this, however everyone is a violent psycho who hates me and wants kids.
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Women are so shit it feels unrealistic to actually expect something from them. My standards are rock bottom, it's what she hasn't done. Never had sex, never been fat, never had tattoos, never used to be a man, never fell for feminist ideology.
This is like 0% of the population already so basic bare minimum standards like same race, same religion, same language, seem kind of pointless to add. I would add never went to college with the ideal negativas, but that feels kind of redundant.
I'm not sure if positive traits can really count for women since a woman seems defined mostly by what she isn't, or what she has in common with someone. Negative and equal trains. So many women are quite vocal about hating kids, hating animals, hating nature, hating good.
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>>84611563
Cool. What else do you have an interest in?
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>white
>blond with blue eyes
>at least 190 cm
>at least 20 cm uncut cock that's as thick as a soda can
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>>84610971
male, skinny anorexic twink/feminine, hairless from nose to toe, medium hair length (curly) not going below shoulder, the same ethnicity and skintone as me, around my age, we can play vidya, do drugs, cut ourselves, watch gore together, cuddle at night and be neets or whatever they want. (picrel is my type of guy and what i inspire to look like) ive always wanted someone like me, wanted to clone myself, and i masturbate to myself in mirror/pics sometimes.
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>>84611602
I know, just letting you know my headspace. Which seems similar to yours based on that last sentence.
>don't know if you would love me
Because I don't know you yet. But that's what I would want out of a relationship as well. A "you and me vs the rest of the world" thing, where nothing/no one else matters. But that requires a level of vulnerability
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>>84610971
>Chad
>rich so I don't ever need to work
>loyal
>likes the same things as me
pretty reasonable, right?
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>>84611647
music is my main interest for sure! i am a big rym user and i listen to lots of different artists and genres. my favourite genre is industrial and i like some /mu/core artists like death grips
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>>84610971
>wants marriage
>wants kids
Most of these are flexible, but my preferences are:
>White or maybe Northeast Asian
>At least 180cm or so
>23-33 years old
>Broke but has a plan to get out of it
>Manly and good-looking
>Minimal signs of aging
>Fit
>At least a bachelors degree
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>>84611708
Ok cool. Do you have disc or something? Do you wanna talk?
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>>84611737
i would be down to talk but can i be weird and request a throwaway email i can contact you on? i had a stalker before so i get a bit paranoid about giving out my socials and stuff haha
btw how old are you?
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I want a non-comedogenic girlfriend, fucking hate it when women clog my damn pores.
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>>84610971
Cute
Skinny
Virgin
Asian or White
Warm and pleasant personality
No older than 25
Doesn't smoke
No tattoos

I have come to realize there's no point lowering your standards because that doesn't get you anywhere anyways. You may as well just keep your standards high.
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>>84611879
I have a throwaway email but I won't be able to use it for a few days since I forgot the password and I have that saved on my pc but I'm on vacation and not home until a few days
But you can try contacting it: lonehikki@gmail.com
Or my disc: hikg. With the dot. Which I have access to right away.

I'm 23
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>>84612004
oki great ty, i will email for now but open to talking on disc in future. i am 20 so similar age range :)
i hope you enjoy your vacation!



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