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It's kind of brutal to imagine that most women would reject Jesus Christ if they didn't know he was Jesus.

He'd be too nice.

And short...
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>>84611040
You reject Christ as well, since you've given in to lust.
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I am NOT jesus christ and I have no interest in fouids 4 year less than the logal years. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST! But college foids are better to fuck. Like the spanish looking one who showed me her umbrella ,didn't ask for it tho. Nice crouching in those jeans brother
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>>84611040
Jesus was around 5'10" which was considered very tall. Also a muscular carpenter and an influential speaker
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>>84611046

I'm Gnostic so my understanding of Jesus is different than yours. If you conflate Jesus with Yahweh, you are rejecting Gnostic Christ but I am sure you don't care about that just as I don't care about rejecting your false narrative of a guy who had to die because of what he was going to do to me if he didn't die for me.
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>I'm Gnostic
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>>84611059

Lol, are you trolling?
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>>84611075
Oh okay, so you're just a LARPing schizophrenic retard. Got it.
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>>84611121

I've read the Bible actually. You worship the Devil without realizing it. Next time you are in pain, remember to pray to your god to relieve you of the weight he himself has imposed upon your back, you good little cuck.
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>>84611137
Christ speaks out against lust and sexual immorality in the gospels, which has nothing to do with the OT, so you're just a blubbering retarded hypocritical schizo bullshitter.

>>84611084
Pretty much sums it up.
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>>84611157

>Christ speaks out against lust and sexual immorality
>which has nothing to do with the OT

Wrong.
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Jesus would end up being an influencer against his will if he was born now.
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Is that a shadman frame?
God damn I haven't seen one in years
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>>84611447

It is. I wish he'd done more of the nun.
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>>84611484
Got a megapack to put up on /t/?
Tryna collect
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Someone should write a sci-fi/mythological story about Jesus returning to Earth in modern days and being almost instantly locked inside an underground facility to be studied and analysed by the government. A deeply philosophical, melancholic story about a saviour attempting to preach about love in a cold, cynical, methodical, analytical and utterly godless world
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>>84611496

No, nothing like that. I don't really do torrent megapacks for porn anyway. I collect individually and slowly over time.
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>>84611515
Brother is a connoisseur of the highest order
I got the Stevensons if you looking for it
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>>84611040
you can post porn here, you coward
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>>84611638

lmaooooo, you caught me

faggot shit, i'm good
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>>84611075
Explain what gnostic Christ is and how it's different.
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>>84611056
You are not alone. Those fuckers from Los Angeles followed me around and called me "Maria" too, even though I SCREAMED at them, "NOOOOOOOOO! I AM *NOT* MARIA!!!"

Hang in there. Also, Hail Satan. I..L
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>>84611748

Sure. Here's a quick run down in my own words with some prison planet theory mixed in.

Unlike orthodox Jesus Christ, Gnostic Christ is a messenger of this all-encompassing being called the Monad and not affiliated with Yahweh. Gnostic Christ came to warn us that our spirits called Divine Sparks are trapped in an illusory material prison by this entity called the Demiurge and his minions called the archons and that we must escape this prison. To that end, sin in the context of Gnostic Christ is anything that causes you to be attached to this world. We are imprisoned in material bodies in a material world because the Demiurge and his archons seem to need us for some reason - the energy produced when we experience emotions, particularly suffering, seems to be why. This energy is called loosh, and the material world is designed as a farm for it.

Gnostic Jesus came to warn us about these realities. Overall, Gnostic Christ is closer to a figure like Buddha than he is to the orthodox version of Christ because the orthodox version is said to be a savior and also a manifestation of God whereas Gnostic Christ says the world is false and wants us to transcend it. I consider Gnosticism to be closer to the full truth of this world whereas orthodox Christianity is one of the main Matrix religions and orthodox Jesus Christ is a Matrix recycling program that will trap you at death when you see the white light. Consider that the Christian cross folds up into a cube like the Muslim Kaaba and cubes contain (imprison) things.



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