i legitimately just shat myself. it came out of nowhere. i thought it was just a fart, but my asshole exploded and i emptied out a ton of liquidy shit into my underwear. what the fuck man. im typing this from the toilet btw im trying to get the last of the shit out of my ass.
theres literally shit hanging from my ass dude theres so fucking much i touched it with my finger accidentally while trying to wipe
thanks for letting us know this very important part of your life mister anonymous
>>84611293DIABOLICAL to put an anime girl in the picrel of this post.
my oneitis left class for 8 minutes idk if she sharted herself or mastorbated but it was a good time anywa
>>84611293Shitting, farting, eating, peeing, all these other bodily processes are a Demiurgic humiliation ritual.
oh my god anons, that was the most horrifying thing i have ever experienced.>just chilling watching youtube on computer>suddenly feel a REGULAR, NORMAL FART coming>just let it happen like usual>ohno.png>feel a sea of shit violently shoot out of my asshole>it goes all the way up my underwear and ass crack>quickly run to the bathroom>wrap underwear up so none of the shit gets on the floor, sit down on toilet and start wiping>clog the toilet cuz i had to use so much toilet paper just to get remotely clean>stand up when i think im finally finished>turn around to flush chain and see a huge pile of watery shit at the back of the toilet seat>clean it up as best i can but it fell inbetween the seat and the toilet and i cant get to it>decide to leave it for now and wash my hands>run downstairs, wrap underwear in a plastic bag and throw it away>have to explain the whole situation to my parents>they go and clean the toilet (and my desk chair cuz it left shit stains on there) while i thoroughly clean myself in the showermost embarrassing thing that has even happened to me desu.
>>84611293Man, fuck shit. Why did our bodies even evolve bodily waste?
