You recieve this letter at the fronthow would you react?
Who is Jozsef tho?
>>84611693>sees wall of text>tl;dr
>>84611693Respond with>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>84611693So it's sincere that she admits it, but 3 weeks? That's how easily they move on on another man?
>>84611717This comment made me "kek" as you folk say around here! Have a (You), sir!
>>84611693Usually military wifes cheat, but to point out again, what's the point of love if distance kills it most of the time, doesn't that mean it was transactional from the beginning?
>>84611718>these hoes ain't loyalIsn't just a joke/meme.
>>84611693Sad I think.
>intercept mail from enemy>rewrite mail, tell soldiers their children/parents/partners/pets are dead, infidelity confessions, cancer diagnosis, evictions, whatever tragedy you can think of>wait for enemy to abandon post or surrenderIf I'm thinking of it, a far greater mind has probably already implemented a superior method. Anyway, my name isn't Josef so I wouldn't give a fuck
>>84611717What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Italian pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the *Kaiserjager*, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Isonzo front, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare on the sheer cliffs of the Dolomites and I'm the top sniper in the entire Austro-Hungarian Imperial and Royal Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.You think you can get away with saying that shit to me via field post? Think again, *Arschloch*. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of informers across Vienna and your telegraph station is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bombardment, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, *Bub*.I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my trench spade. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Skoda Works, including the 30.5 cm siege mortars, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Alps, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" telegram was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. *Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser!*
>>84611693>Basically begging for money at the end of itIs the most offensive about this.
>>84611860Too much effort just to maybe demoralize a handful of cannon fodder who's probably already depressed/traumatized/on drugs. When shit like this is done it's usually like with Hanoi Hannah.
>>84611693Rape twice the number of women in captured towns that I was already planning to
>>84611860>Anyway, my name isn't Josef so I wouldn't give a fuckI did have breakfast today ahh response
>>84611863Hello? Gem department?
>>84611860>anon discovers psyops yes psyops are real and not just internet maymays
>>84612841>>84611860they already do this now by spamming eachothers women whoring themselves out while the men get livelinked
>>84611705>a single page of a book is too much for me, the illiterate zoomer
>>84611693>women back then were so much more trad and there was no blackp.....AAAACKKK!!
>>84611693Stop sending her money ofc
>>84611693Another cuck
>how would you react?Seeing as murdering the slut is not an option, I'd just ghost her.
