>19>try to have sex with girl>can't get it in, too tight, finally get in after 30 minutes and she starts crying>not arousing at all, don't know what to do so just go to sleep>next day tells her friends I raped her>21 different gf>cute tomboy with tattoos, what could go wrong?>decides she's a male and I can't touch her pussy so we can't have sex but she's okay with putting it in her ass cuz we're dudes>can't bring myself to do it>tells everyone at work I broke up with her because i'm a transphobe>23 let it get to me that I must be a fag, meet cute femboy off r9k>try to go on a date with him, immediately nope out because it's a fucking dude and I'm not a faggot, femboys don't look like that irl at all>24 try to date niggress>got an incredible blowjob but her ass stunk so bad I didn't call her again>25 go total beta bitch mode and get dirt monkey asian gf>probably the best gf I've had but she's ultra religious so no sex>I'm honestly okay with this, seems like a very wholesome relationship>breaks up with me for not getting clotshot>27, meet new girl>seems normal>finally have real sex >wow that was nice, really like this girl>before we go to sleep, takes a massive handful of pills and downs them with leftover starbucks iced coffee>'these are my happy pills so I don't want to kill myself anymore'Does it ever get better?
>>84612622The life of a normie male jfl
>>84612622>super religious>fell for the quackcineRare and unfortunate combo
>>84612622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXRD7GOzZoI don't want to take up all your time~
>>84612679>trust me my love>the vaxeem allows us to talk to god better>Let the holy spirit into your body so it can gestate and be born again through you
serioushat.pnghow did you not get arrested and locked up in PMITA Prison [tm] after being accused of fucking RAEP, OP?You were born in AD 1996 (+25=clotshotyear). At 19 would be AD 2015.Everyone was getting arrested in late Obamaworld for rapes they didn't do.
>>84612622It's myths like these keep you from trying, don't believe them, none of this has ever happened
>>84612622Being a virgin is genuinely better than all of the shit you went through
>>84612710Foids lie about rape the same way old men lie about their last fishing trip. The sit around with other girls laughing and telling their "rape stories" trying to one up each other on who has the hottest rape, because that is how you gain the most status as a foid.They never actually go to the cops because that's illegal; just lying about it isn't.
>>84612790What the fuck are you talking about?? This is so unfathomably untrue that it's actually hilarious.
>>84612790>the same way old men lie about their last fishing trip?
well, did your asian ex die from the clotshot?
>>84612622Please learn to eat pussy it will improve your dating life tenfold
>>84612790It is not illegal to lie about rape actually
>>84613182>Under Texas Penal Code 37.08, filing a false report of a crime is a Class B misdemeanor. As such, punishment can be a fine of up to $2,000, jail time of up to 180 days, or a combination. The amount of the fine or jail time may depend on the significance or intent of the false claim.quickest google search ever
>>84613193That's for filing a false report because it wastes police time and resources, not stirring drama by lying.
>>84613255>>84613182 said >actually which implies either he didn't understand >>84612790 or he's correcting about something he said was illegalFuck you both, fuck this website, fuck humanity including myself
>>84612622you need to start a band, use these as lyrics for your songs.
>>84614183>gimmie fue gimmie fai
Why the fuck did you not just yell "oh look you have a vagina" and plomp it in? She had already agreed to fuck so it wouldn't even be rape and itd mentally reset her.
>>84612622Cursed existance.
>>84613282I like this guy original post
>>84612622Your issue is simple. You're having sex with girls way too soon.You shouldn't be having sex with (ideally before marriage, but let's just say) before you:- know they're on pills- know they're mentally ill- get her comfortable enough that nervous tightness is an issue / she's willing to lie (they will always do this to a degree but you probably weren't dating her for long).It gets better when you get better at picking them.
