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CHURCHES ARE FILLED WITH YOUNG MILLENNIAL WOMEN WHO WANT MEN TO LEAD, PROTECT, AND PROVIDE FOR THEM

GO TO CHURCH NOW
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>>84613374
I want a woman who drinks, smokes weed, and does psychedelics and practices witchcraft.
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>>84613374
Nigga the only women who go to church nowadays are old ladies, and if you DO find a young one, best be sure she's already taken
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>>84613374
Go to libraries and public parks instead, I want to meet people older than 3 years old
Or a mosque instead if you want otherwise, ayo got em
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>>84613374
There's no one under 25 there in most cases and the majority are over 50.
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I'm pretty sure we had this exact conversation 5 times already this month anon, gen z isn't going to churches anymore, I don't know why you keep trying to pretend otherwise, it gives off desperation and pleadings of a dying ideology to be frank.
Try another anime mascot it could work if it was a mech this time instead of a little girl
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>>84613422
Stop having "churches" and start having brotherhoods
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>>84613434
>Stop having "churches" and start having brotherhoods
Fortunately a bar, anon you should seek a rap career, we need another Eminem.
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>>84613374
>lead
this isn't the 20th century anymore
>protect
from who?
>provide
lol, here's a penny
>>84613406
yeah, he said millennial. it's only grannys from here on out until 2070
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>>84613422
isn't there a massive gen z church/Christian revival?
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>>84613484
I beg you to look for things for yourself and not get fed information from memes and your Instagram/TikTok FYP.
Death to trannies and Israel just in case you had the wrong impression
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>>84613374
>YOUNG MILLENNIAL
Oxymoron
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>>84613504
millennial women are still VERY young!
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>>84613515
Just like certain Brazilian who looks 17 years old?
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>>84613455
No, just stop having churches being unguided ramblings from some rando in a hoodless cloak.
It's a community event. Involve the community for fucks sake
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>>84613374
I don't believe in that bullshit but I find it funny how every time I decide to watch anything relating to christianity or theology there's a spike of religious posts on here. every single time.
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>>84613596
Xhey are watching. Be careful brodah
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>>84613596
Is that a joke or do you not understand why?
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>>84613374
I'm looking for sexy hot women who can make me cum extremely hard. Those women you don't meet at church.
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>>84613606
It could just be a coincidence. maybe bots tracking my activity if we're being paranoid, but I think that's unlikely
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>>84613374

Church is full of old and middle-aged farts that promote simp culture to men while holding women to no real standards.
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>going to church for girls
Doing anything for us is a major turn off and annoying. We're not there to pick-up a bf. Also, almost all of us there are already taken. Fuck off and let us participate in services without your desperate creepiness.
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>>84613655
If you drop a rock in a pond, the ripples go beyend the waters
Or do you belive that if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, that it doesn't make a noise?
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>>84613374
>going to church not for spirituality
So lame. Also your god did nothing while German children got raped to death in churches
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>>84613669
This too. Cucked religion. You know that it went to shit the second they allowed women without covered hair (yes this isn't exclusive to Muslims, it was the norm in Christianity until the last century or so) inside
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>>84613676
>Doing anything for us is a major turn off and annoying

Figures. The less of a shit you give about women the more they seem to be into you. It's why they aways get involved with thugs and druggies while your average normalfag who still believes in romance ain't getting even a crumb of pussy lmao
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>>84613689

That's why I respect Muslims more for keeping their women in line. You can't even call modern Christianity, Christianity, because it's been so hollowed out by liberalism.
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I'm basically the polar opposite of what religious girls want. I'm a so(y)boy.
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>>84613697
>interpreting my response as this
Then you wonder why everyone, not just girls, hate you.
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>>84613764
You, quite literally, said "doing things for us is a major turn off". Why are you so retarded?
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>>84613703
Then don't be a liberal, be a christian
Muslims are by definition pedophiles
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>>84613491
It's true though, have you been to church at all?
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>>84613574
This 100%
If I have to sit through one more sermon about 'them damn phones' I'm gonna lose it
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>>84613374
churches are filled with used up cumrags looking fora meal ticket
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>>84613574
How does someone create a brotherhood if they have never worked on a plantation picking cotton?
I don't want to die a BETA
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>>84613831
Yes, it's all literal baby boomers. And some immigrants/hobos who go there to ask for some help.
The only churches that have young people are either literal malicious cults or glorified country clubs
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>>84613793
You quite literally said:
>It's why they aways get involved with thugs and druggies while your average normalfag who still believes in romance ain't getting even a crumb of pussy lmao
Which is a shit response which only shitty people like you, niggers, and druggies would say. Then you cry about no one liking your retarded ass.
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>>84613385
Why do moids refuse to date a church girl? Vid rel
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>YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP JEWS

this is what lead us to this cringe epstein civilization in the first place shlomo
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>>84613860
>Says my response is retarded
>Does not elaborate on why it's retarded

Foids, every single time.
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>>84613862
It's the opposite. They refuse to date us. There are so many posts of "ew this guy approached me after church"
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My favourite entertainment are the Christian women who are hyper emotional and talking about Jesus like Jesus is their boyfriend, lover, and Daddy. Modern foids are incredible.
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>>84613887
>say it in first post
>y-y-you do not ekabirate it!!
Not my fault you are retarded and everyone hates you.
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>>84613862
All of them took BBC nut and want a white guy to eat their pussy
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>>84613374
i live in a very christian country where many young people still actively go to church and those church foids arent worth it, theyre all 0 personality mob spawners that hate sex
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>>84613938
>Literally nothing even remotely like that in the first post

This is why women used to get slapped for talking too much. Giving you rights was the worst mistake the goys ever made
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>>84613862
>that nose
>"christian"
besides that, single women that age view church as performative. Its about absolving themselves of their past (sexual) misdeeds. not in a way to get right with God, but to foster a specific image to their peers and potential betabux- I mean "spouses."
the chances of an actual pure church girl not getting married straight out of school is astronomically low
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>>84613374
I will lead myself to the bathroom and have A HUGE STINKY SHIT
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>You will never invite a cute church girl to kentucky to see Noah's Ark
https://youtu.be/75p4EqsGDi0?si=EMDfCYxcT2dz2yPR
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>>84613862
Staged. Meanwhile been attending church for all my life in europe and never saw a single woman below 50
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>>84613862
>well well well if it isnt the "born-again virgins"
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>>84613939
stay incredibly still for me.
*BLAM*
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>>84613862
Church Chad gets the desirable church girls (young cute virgins). If you're not Church Chad you only get the born again virgins (hags who will make you wait until marriage despite having a mutt bastard child from some guy who hit the night they met).
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It is time for you to GO TO CHURCH and MARRY THE YOUNG MILLENNIAL BORN AGAIN WOMEN
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>>84614825
Too bad they dont exist lmaoo.
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>YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE FOR WOMEN WHO TALK TO THE GHOST OF A JEWISH BOY WHO LIVES IN OUTER SPACE
>BECAUSE YOU JUST DO... ALRIGHT!?

What is this like 1935? Who the fuck falls for religion in 2026? Besides the third world.
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>>84613374
Your church won't look like this. It will look like a hollowed-out insurance office with a spike on top
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>>84613862
Of course they choose the gigasatanic megachurches with chad prosperity pastors.
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>not pursuing gnosis through christian apocryphal texts
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>>84615205
desert fathers hated the normies so much they preferred to starve in caves in the desert

every day is the same
every civilization is the same
at the core
normie hell
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>>84613374
Youngest millennial is 40 and the whore has over9000 body count. Kys retarded ass nigger.
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>>84613374
I dont want to lead though, i just want to love and be loved. I want a partner i can share my life with, if i wanted to be in charge of something/someone id adopt a pet
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>>84615359
40 is still young! millennial women are still young! there are many young millennial women in churches looking for good men!!
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>>84615363
>I dont want to lead though
From what i understand you are to be a sheep and jesus to be your shepard. In order to receive his blessings you must do what he says. Stick close to your shepard
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they're all ran through and go to church because they 'found Christ' or something shit and want to settle down
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>>84615758
are you aussie?
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>>84613484
Yes. He's just shitposting. The younger generation is rebelling against the degenerate actions of their parents. Makes sense as they can see what their parents did, why their parents are miserable and why things are so shit. They can also see how much better things were when they did attend church regularly.
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>he goes to church for girls
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>he unironically goes to church for god
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The girls I want to meet dont go to church
Youre not going to find a girl who will do donuts on your dick and live out your fantasies. Those days are behind her now if shes pretending to be Christian
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>>84615700
I try, sometimes my sheep mind sees a particular juicy piece of grass, and despite knowing its probably parasite and mud ridden and he'll need to take me to the vet afterwards. It tickles my brain just the right way
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>>84613374

I'll... pass, I'm not a religious person and it would kill me to go to one when I don't believe in what they do.
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>>84613374
>YOUNG MILLENNIAL WOMEN
No such thing. Also, I hate white women
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>>84616629
You ever try opposum ass?
It's a delicacy in many places
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>>84613374
>YOUNG MILLENNIAL WOMEN
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>>84616778
I think id prefer to try pussy, dont want some irish possum asshole. I'll wait for my shephard to provide for me
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>>84615359
Youngest millennials are 30, my little zoomer friend



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