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/britfeel/ more like /boogiefeel/, edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52FHX-u00XU
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chery ripe pusy x
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helperlad bending over and showing us his bum hole x
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Having to watch Star Trek on Sky mix HD with adverts now it's fucking crap because the cunts at paramount took it off netflix. Also fuck Janeway for not promoting Ensign Kim over the 7 years he served on the bridge
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When I was little and my dad was driving he'd always point out roadworks if he saw they had a portaloo and get really energised and shout out
>HAHA LOOK AT THAT THEYVE GOT THE SHITTERS ON SITE YOU KNOW THEYRE DOING PROPER WORK WHEN THEY GET THE SHITTERS OUT EH? EH?! SHITTERS ON SITE THAT MEANS SOME REAL RPOPER WORK GOING ON!
He'd really emphasise the word 'shitters' too, like really put his all into it.
I didn't get it at all back then, but now looking back it makes me fucking cry with laughter.

Good old dad.
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>>84626835
Made me laugh haha x
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Shippy's diseased rectal prolapse
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>>84626835
God I hate boomers
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>>84626835
Fucking lmao, gonna take that one for myself ngl
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Miss his sandford lane streams, they were one of the few things that made me smile :(
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Heard a rumour that there's such a thing as metal choons.
Not really a metal head, but do like some. This is a choon, and metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUCodt4zVw4
Any metal heads like to add a choon?
Also, this is a choon that isn't metal related. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-0NXVJtHus
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you lads like gothic music? i do x
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>>84626835
my dad used to point out women drivers.

he didn't even drink much on a daily basis. just stuck on his Chubby Brown videos when his wife wasn't nagging him that SHE needed to watch something.
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sean thinking about getting blacked x
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Shippy's crusty arse debris
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>>84626885
cor i do lad.
Bauhaus. i could go on x
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>>84626882
He's not been live since the Marie Healey stuff probably over the live chat and the trolls pouring in
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>>84626901
nice lad. i listen to the cure... the list goes on x
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Loads of girls on YouTube claiming to be autists these days. All of them look completely normal, are extremely well made up and have the body language and tonality of a normie. Complete phonies the lot of 'em.
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>>84626922
>Loads of girls on YouTube claiming to be autists these days. All of them look completely normal, are extremely well made up and have the body language and tonality of a normie. Complete phonies the lot of 'em.
Womp womp
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I need some prayers lads. Something bad is going to happen
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>>84626760
*posts some apu appropriate tunes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyZelB-RcwE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNtgMfnl8A
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>>84626835
When my dad saw a black guy on TV he'd kick the TV in. Then there was no TV until he caved and bought a new one. We'd sometimes go 4 or 5 months with no TV, and at one point we had three different ones in a year. Also we only ever had the cheapest possible TVs for obvious reasons
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for me, it's "Ants" - 1977
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Jesus is cumming x
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>>84626935
Not sure if this or isn't even apu appropriate, but tis a choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU41Qz3z9bc
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>uwu i'm making cutesy puppy dog eyes
>i'll have passionate sex with you! i'm wild and quirky!
>my wild mood swings? nothing to worry about haha, how about some sex?

reeee never let someone like this into your spaceship crew these women do NOT have empathy.
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helper getting spunked on by five oily men x
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>>84627042
In space nobody can hear you say don't stick yer dick in crazy
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>>84627050
forgot about in space, why did nobody tell me this in real life? ;_;
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I'm never going to feel another pair of tits again and it's killing me.
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>>84627073
They aren't as wise as us out in the IRL anon, don't be too upset.
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>NET IMMIGRATION IS DROPPING YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT IMMIGRATION
Because it's cumulative. In 2001, about 1 in 12 people in the UK were born overseas. Today it's roughly 1 in 5. The problem is really really bad and we need to undo it very quickly. Net migration dropping just means digging your grave a bit slower.
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ruined me fucking evening watching this film has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmswEPlT7hg
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>>84627101
could you buy some pretend tits on a mannequin chest or something?
always good to exercise your 'playing pretend' brain muscles.
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Can't stand the lot of you.
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>>84627118
so you want ethnic cleansing ?
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helperlad getting his bottom abused by crackheads x
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>>84627141
I was going to bants at you, but, what's up anon, is everything ok?
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Black triangle UFOs standing back and standing by x

Awaiting orders from HelperLad x
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Hate being alive
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How many hours have you dedicated to 4chan today?
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>>84627180
Haven't counted de lid
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>>84627179
It could be worse lad, you could have spent all day on 4chan.
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imagine if in the future, we just call things 'robots' and 'spaceships' and that. someone invents a ray gun, we don't decide 'ray gun' is some quaint 20th century term.
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>>84627180
couple of hours, you?
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Big Baz
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i'm a statist and even i don't think the government should know how many hours you've spent on 4chan today.
it is called CIVIL LIBERTY x
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>>84627195
>ray gun
It's already being set up for it, that's why there's so many of the buggers over here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU
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welper wanking off a crackhead x
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not rite how YouTube stops letting my mobile device access videos above 360p after a few watches on NewPipe.

if mobilefrens had half the standards of REAL computerfrens, YouTube would be out of business over this alone.
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Sodium nitrite is the golden ticket
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It's a welp welper world

We're all just fucking living in it x
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>>84627232
simpler times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFV9K08JyO8
bloke finding something to rage about a bit of the ol' nose candy, picks blue circles.
but for me it's his more sensible mate going with "imagine if we built mosques in Mecca".

they were just a daft lot, these. genuinely scary at times, but in hindsight they were never going to do/affect anything.
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would you rather own a small plane or a small boat?
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>>84627276
In murrica, they claim BOAT stands for bust out another thousand. Not heard one for planes, so I'll have the plane please. Unless the boat could be a barge?
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>>84627276
Boat. Probably a lot easier to use and a lot less dangerous 99.99% of people do not know how to fly a plane but a boat you just turn the engine on and sail away.
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>>84627276
small boat. scared the plane would crash. some boats capsized in a canal a few months ago, nothing happened. richoids lost their comfy third homes for a couple of weeks.
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sean getting bred by a crackhead x
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>>84627281
>In murrica, they claim BOAT stands for bust out another thousand.
never listen to an american mate
>>84627285
i never thought of the danger good point
>>84627292
>some boats capsized in a canal a few months ago,
how did they manage that?
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remember when a couple of lads here were trying to get a pilot's licence?
remember when before that it was getting a scooter licence?
what happened? everyone just decided they're a nationalist and/or a Christian instead (which require no licences to claim) hmm...
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>>84627307
>>84627307
>never listen to an american mate
I've heard Canadians say that, think it was on due south. Wise lads those tree fuckers.
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>watching doc on comanche
>the average age of texas rangers were 20-25

mad how these hard bastards were younger than me, fighting comanche who would scalp you and Im just some cunt who puts stuff in microsoft excel
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Anyone watching the world's biggest curry restaurant tonight lads?
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>>84627386
>watching the world's biggest curry restaurant
im sorry, what?
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Saw three foxbergs on the bicycle ride back from the pub. Thoroughly pleasant journey I must say. Now having a real stinky shit.
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>>84626922
A lot of women (especially those in their early 20s) claim to have various mental illnesses despite having boyfriends and friends. Like you'll watch one video of them being lonely, sad and the next one they're going on about their boyfriend.

The media makes it out that females have it worse than men too. Ridiculous.
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Helper is the modern day Hitler.

We're all in great danger.
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>>84627410
>A lot of women (especially those in their early 20s) claim to have various mental illnesses despite having boyfriends and friends. Like you'll watch one video of them being lonely, sad and the next one they're going on about their boyfriend.

>The media makes it out that females have it worse than men too. Ridiculous.
Womp womp
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>>84627408
The first 2 parts sound really nice, and I hope you weren't going wild pulling wheelies and jumping off curbs and speed bumps/roundabouts, unless wearing appropriate PPE (elbow and knee pads and a helmet).
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helper getting his ass taken by a homeless crackhead x
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>>84627408
love seeing wildlife on my bike rides, a deer jumped out right in front of me once
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Womp womp = Reddit
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>>84627453
>Womp womp = Reddit
Rattled lol
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Don't get me wrong. I'm sure sweet roses like Ruth are super nice and caring for others. Probably the kind of person to enter a room and every one feels happy to see her. Reality is she's only like this because of how privileged her life is and the fact she is female. I just find it hypocritical when females go on about having "issues" despite having a rather middle-class life. Shopping at Waitrose is definitely one of those things the middle-class types do to make it seem like they're doing well. Imagine paying more for the same groceries.

Then you get people like me, born male, not necessarily attractive or sweet. Like you can see the eyes of others (especially females) rolling in your peripheral vision when you go in a waiting room or shop. People just don't really say anything to you unless it's absolutely transactional. They don't want to know you. They instantly look at you, see you aren't attractive, friendly-looking and determine you're not worth respecting. It's no wonder I've turned into such a cynical type of man.
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>>84627476
Life is a lottery and we lost de lad. It is what it is.
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>>84627486
Indeed it is lad. I just hope I can die peacefully soon.
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even Hitler could admit that Japanese culture was superior to the West.
why can't you?
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>>84627494
>peacefully
this is the main thing. i want the choice to do this, people inherently treat that like it's the end of a slippery slope and we ought not entertain that idea.

there are people who consider abortion outright murder, then are the others who say it's a woman's choice with her body. well, why can't adults choose to end their own lives peacefully? why prolong suffering if they're not religious or crazy?
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To put your mug on youtube talking about curry stained vidyas from cex is one thing but to go on national tv and talk about your dead grandfather is just surreal to me. Like what the fuck did wops expect from the NHS? People are more likely to die in the later stages of life.

Why do are youtube bints and family go on the news?
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Worried about Andrea. She's not made any GNU/Linux videos lately. Living in a London council flat on your own at her age probably isn't the best thing. Hopefully she's got a social worker or some family checking on her.
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>>84627427
I was a very responsible cyclist, mainly because my front tyre is worryingly flat and I didn't have time to inflate it before leaving earlier. My PPE consisted of shorts and a light jacket, I had sunglasses on earlier but it was quite dark upon the return journey. 4 pints was all the protection I could possibly need.

>>84627444
That sounds like a lovely time, maybe a bit distracting. Hope you didn't lose track of what's important. (Moving forwards on the bicycle)
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>>84627502
We can choose but it usually involves having to make your skull and brain matter dispense all over Beachy Head. I can't believe that's really the only viable option for me.
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wandrea got laid lad shes moved on
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dry hot chocolate stuck in every crevice of me potato masher.
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>>84627540
corr looks like a nice piece of bread in the thumbnail, yummers!
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helpers boy pussy getting abused x
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Aircon has given up the ghost after being ran non-stop for 3 years today of all days. Argos are now 325 quid richer, that's actually cheaper than what I paid for the same unit when I got it 3 years ago.
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>>84627552
No way lad. She's like 50 and lives alone in a council flat. I think she used to have a boyfriend but he was some kind of foreign criminal.
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>>84627540
aye it grim.

i feel old and sensible, i consider this a bit less emotionally now, as ironic as that might sound. don't like that lads are driven to horrific forms of death, because that's the only option. they'd have taken the barbiturate cocktails if that was available to them.
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>>84627554
Need to get one of them electro whizzers lad. Mashing your chocolate mix is a mugs game.
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>>84627502
But why are you not bothered about eternity in Hell if you can't take the suffering of 7-8 decades on earth max nearly half of which for most of us here is over already. And many lives are much shorter. Billions of souls have already suffered and died on earth before us and all our lives will be over before we know it anyway. It is the blink of an eye compared to where you go after. Eternity is very long.
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>>84627588
Embarrassing and frankly gay post this, you ought to be ashamed of yourself
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first, American moneymen decided every man in Britain was to own a personal automobile (despite being a small, narrow island).

now, they're pushing that every British home totes needs AC, dood.

stop listening to what's trendy, and open a window.
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>>84627588
>>84627595
nah, anon's right it's a real consideration. not a good wager even for the most atheistic of lads.

i don't really have an answer, but i believe medicine should be secular. you're always given a choice in r NHS (you can REFUSE treatment, if it goes against your beliefs or something).

it'd be there for people who want it. some sensible checks like you're not 15 and you're not going through a fickle episode.
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How do I know if she's real or not? She could be AI. I really should go see her if she is real. I hate not knowing for sure.
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>>84627540
Sodium nitrite is the most highly recommended method on the suiforum.
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sean fingering helpermum x
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>>84627611
Pascal's wager is for cowards. Death is death, nobody cares enough about you to punish you for all eternity for ragequitting. I don't think people should kill themselves, I just think staying alive out of fear of punishment is stupid. There are reasons to live other than fear of death.
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>>84627595
Well, apart from me, the only input he will receive is from people enabling him and telling him its a great idea.
Do you know what happens when you die? You don't.
"Nothing"
You don't know that. It's wishful thinking. It's become consensus so people just take it for granted. Doesn't make it real.
Going by Near Death Experiences it seems pretty clear the other side of life isn't nothing. That is the closest you can get to knowing what happens scientifically. Otherwise you're just guessing/hoping.
>>84627611
I am not trying to scare you or start an argument it's just these days you're unlikely to hear anything but agreement that its a great idea.
It's you alone. When you die, you are judged and the lads who told you euthanasia suicide is a great idea aren't next to you to chip in with their 2 pence about how we didn't ask to be born and the utilitarian calculus.
Peer pressure and consensus on permanent decisions that can't be taken back - with scientifically UNCERTAIN UNKNOWN at best consequences - not a good idea.
Just saying. I wish you well.
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When I was a younger chessling I drew with the weakest beginner bots.
Now I am an older chessling I am drawing with the strongest beginner bots.
Not bad, or good, more tepid.
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>>84627627
>Death is death, nobody cares enough about you to punish you for all eternity for ragequitting.
This is an opinion mate not a fact. Pure conjecture.
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seans battered boy pussy x
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>>84627595
lol why so emotional replying in 40 seconds. nerve touched dare i say?
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>>84627696
Still thinking about it almost half an hour late pal?
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Been on the wissingtons with Steve. Feel like towns now x
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>>84627706
I bet the care home is absolutely electric...
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Is helper the jeffrey dahmer of sunderland?
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>>84627701
just seen it now, i dont spend every second reading the thread like your good self
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We still choon posting up in this bish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44IXZT8xG3Y
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cum dripping out of seans boy pussy x
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>>84627712
Yep I bet you did
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Joint sparked up it is friday after all
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>>84627737
still emotional then
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>>84627627
I've gotten to the point with Christianity where it just pisses me off. I even did the whole 2010's era "based alt-right traditionalist" bit for a while, but now all I can see is the psychological abuse.
>do exactly as we say or your soul burns in a fire for eternity
>don't you dare think about having pride, or possessions, or not breaking your back to help "the poor" (gyppos and rapists)
>don't you dare think about having anything nice, or ever having fun. All that matters is God, and God is a cruel being who will hurt you
Yeah, fuck off, actually.
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>>84627742
Yep I bet you are
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>>84627742
And you're not big man? lmao
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Addendum I'm saying "fuck off" to the organised religion. not to God, who I'm sure is lovely, and much more the way Philip K Dick conceived of him.
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Not showered in two weeks how long have you left it before
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Lol utter wankers https://youtu.be/RRKmi9TTMPg
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>>84627753
would you consider becoming christain but not joining a church?
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>>84627755
Probably a month.
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>>84627743
And how's life going for you rejecting God, has that made you better off? You seem quite angry and tense
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>>84627755
3 days max
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chesslad getting a bit cocky, i reckon.
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>>84627761
No, because the more I think about Christianity, the more the implications just nag at me.
>humans are suffering forever because we disobeyed God once
Firstly, that weren't me that done that. Secondly, it seems a bit OTT.
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>>84627755
on almost two weeks myself. feel really clammy and miserable tbqh. could go another month now though, itchy scalp and facial dandruff has basically stopped.
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>>84627764
I'm not rejecting God. I'm rejecting a social control matrix that was put in place by the Roman empire.
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>>84627773
so do you dispute that human existence = suffering, or just the specific reason why?

the former, i feel like that's agreeable and there's a reason it's common across different religions.
the latter, fair enough de lid.
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>>84627773
If I can offer an observation you are sort of treating it as if it's a political ideology that you can either take or leave depending on if you personally agree with it. But in reality your feelings on whether it's fair or not while understandable don't change whether it's true or not. We don't follow it because it's convenient but because its the truth.
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>>84627773
the story of adam and eve is symbolic, its about keeping women under control and isnt supposed to taken literally
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>>84627777
know better, do you?

we'd have barbarism without religion. i trust people now less than ever. the fear of torture didn't stop some people, imagine if you just took CCTV/consequences away.
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*grrr's in frustration*
PROGRESSION YOU FICKLE MISTRESS
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>>84627789
Yes, lad. I know better.
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My opinion about christcuckery is as pictured, but why would I worship a god who is supposedly good yet made me live a life as an incel spacker unable to do even the most simple tasks? Would rather have never been born desu.
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>>84627784
sort of grim women got periods and men got something about poor harvests.
maybe they were just speaking to people in concepts they'd understand back then, but why not depression or disposability? definitely not recent concepts, very innate to maleness.
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>>84627803
list two (2) ways in which you know better than Christianity (wrt social control or personal morals, if you could)
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>>84627767
The bots are putting me in my place. Plus I know the score, I'm still very much babby tier when it comes to this.
I'm thinking a choon, a spliff, then get back to it, have a few more games before bedtime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so0kAMaEWe8
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>>84627807
woman got painful births and men had to toil in the fields but like i said its symbolic
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seans batty getting molested by big oily turks x
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>>84627805
define evil please
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>>84627805
what if the evil came about incidentally, e.g. through the free choice of men?
i'd say stopping that is an evil move in its own way, to be honest.
>you COULD rape and murder. lol j/k i swoop and stop it every time, or i simply rewrite your brains so you never want what i don't want.
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God wanted me to go forth and multiply but made me repulsive to women? How does that work?
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>>84627784
but them the question is what do you believe, when everything can just be written off as a metaphor?
Do you believe that God has chosen people's and a taste for blood sacrifices? Cause that sounds a little bit sus to me. This is the all loving, all benevolent, everywhere all at once, creator of the universe and every one of us, is it?
>erm, actually European man, I think you're a bellend, and I'm picking this man called Abraham who tried to kill his own son as my favourite person
God says things like that, does he?
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>>84627815
I never would have thrown someone in prison for being gay.
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>>84627767
Told ya.
Songnotrel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSnSUEMK3c
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mad how you read Peter Pan and the lad's like
>nooo i don't want to grow old, they'll make me work in an office!

wow, an office.

privileged little shit. probably the same way wagies (i.e. computer-screen 'workers') view the willingly unemployed. neither are doing real work, but i can understand the jealousy.
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>>84627858
what would you have done instead?
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>>84627831
>>84627834
Evil isn't how I'd word it, I didn't make the image. Death and destruction make the world go round. The food chain, survival of the fittest, natural disasters etc. If God is all powerful he didn't need to do that. He could have made a nice world which functioned in a different way, heck the religion says we had that but lost it cos some bint ate an apple. It's just a monumental cope. The theory of evolution explains most of this shit, people just don't want to swallow the bitter pill that it delivers you.
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>>84627876
Mind me own business, innit.
Wouldn'ta done what they done to the Cathars neither.
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sean offering his bum hole to bame men x
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So depressed that I'm now on 1 wank a week
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>>84627805
>Evil
Without God there is no such thing, it would all be relative. So you are using concepts which require the existence of God, objective morality but denying their cause.
Morals from God are objective. If you say murder is evil, why? We have subjective reasoning but at the end of the day - because God said so.
If we're all atheists, is murder evil? Why? It's painful? Why is pain evil? What if there's a tribe in the amazon who desire pain and shun pleasures. They're wrong? Why? Says who?
Without God this is the case for everything. Moral relativism. "All morals are relative"... which is an objective statement. "Objectively, all morals are subjective".
You see God is the supreme source of logic. That is why when people deny God they become illogical, irrational, chaotic, imbalanced.
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>>84627878
>He could have made a nice world which functioned in a different way,
That is the garden of Eden lad. That's exactly what he did in the Christian view. It went pear shaped after.
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Didn't take the happy pill today, and feel happier.
>>84627890
I sometimes wait over a week, it's not bad, big ole spaffington when that todger's tugged next.
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spaffberg ahead cap'n
ok alert seam staines and tell him to be ready
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>>84627908
*be's dissapointed in himself for that one*
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>>84627878
i get you lad. i can't buy that the universe is wholly deterministic for reasons i can't explain well, but i can accept that stuff simply came about the way it did, and that's the world we're looking at (evolution, natural disaster, acts of history).

if there is a god of any sort, it's possible his/her/zir morality is alien and different to ours. i mean nowadays we'd feel pretty bad about anyone having slaves, i don't know how the typical Roman citizen felt about that back then.

maybe we seem like savages to the futurelads for not treating our robots properly. just because they're still primitive LLMs, we make them create porn all day. we are SICK
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Let's goooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OUajRFEgrM
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what is britains second citry
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>>84627975
city*
sorry im tired
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>>84627975
>>84627981
officially, Birmingham.

IMO, Edinburgh.
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>>84627897
>garden of Eden
From the logic of the text, adam and Eve didn't know the consequence of their actions:
"Genesis 3:2 The woman said to the serpent, "We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, 'You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.'"

4 "You will not certainly die," the serpent said to the woman. 5 "For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."
22:And the Lord God said, "The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever."

The serpent told the truth. Adam and Eve had no knowledge of evil until they ate the fruit so couldn't know the consequence.
>the whole of humanity rests on this one tale
Its a bronze age myth for the bronze age, no relevance to today. All of it was supserstition and myth.
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Nice that I make an offhand post about not believing in christian determinism and then some other lad pops up to insult christfag on my behalf. It's a fun team effort.

I think the whole "you don't know" argument against atheism or agnosticism or generally not believing in the Abrahamic gods really falls flat on its face when you compare it to the ",you don't know" of believing in some book written about a guy that may or may not have existed a couple thousand years ago. Belief is much more absurd than disbelief. If I was going to choose a religion I'd probably go for the ones that were around prior to the whole jesus magic shebang.

I'm not opposed to organised religion, I think it's generally been a force for good. But pretending it hasn't been co-opted as a power structure to control the proletariat is just willfully ignorant of known history.

Believe what you will but threatening people with eternal torment (which is not in any holy book but is a whole cloth invention of the Catholic church) is cruel and unusual. You don't have to punish yourself like that and you shouldn't judge others for not doing same to themselves. Be kind, do as thou wilt.
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What are us little lids up to tonight?
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Lost my last 2 games, drew the 3rd to last. Good to go to bed on a loss, we can't all be winners in life. What's left to strive for?, amarite.
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>>84628038
Listening to some Mogwai and scrolling through here and other boards
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>>84628038
Done some speed, went for some pints with some mates, came home and hung out with dogberg, watching seinfeld in bed. Massive success I'd say.
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Going to a coastal town soon. Not saying where though keeping it private x
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>>84628001
>Adam and Eve had no knowledge of evil until they ate the fruit so couldn't know the consequence.
Yes it's about obedience. Following the serpent is to say, God doesn't know better, we don't have to obey, we can become God ourselves. Well, that's the philosophy of most secular people now, see how well that's working out.
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They have pushed me suicides.

I go towns now x
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>>84628045
Saw Mogwai at a festival a couple years back. I was stoned and it was lovely x
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Happy ER day to all who celebrate
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>>84628026
>religion I'd probably go for the ones that were around prior to the whole jesus magic shebang.
Logical conclusion of realising neanderthals had their own religion 200,000 years ago before modern humans existed?
What year did adam and Eve fall?
Early neanderthals were doing animism and shamanism before humans even entered europe.
Why would a predecessor race have abstract thoughts like this? Why didn't anyone come up with a single god for thousands of years if it happened? Why did the early hebrews have multiple gods?
All bronze age stories and myths.

>>84628053
>Yes it's about obedience.
Did Adam and Eve know the consequence or not? Simple question.
"The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil."
They didn't before hand according to the text.
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>>84628063
>this person was comically ugly in 2014
How times change.
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>>84628045
Corrrr, Mogwai. Haven't listened to them in a while.
>>84628046
What season you on, lid? For me it's the Kramer in L.A. arc.
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I go towns nows

I am nearly 11 stone.

I AM THE BULLY NOW c
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Been an fun day today.
Choons n a game I keep banging on about, IT'S MUH PASSION, filenamerel, but I do like it, maybe love it, been smashing the hours like it's a zombie apocolypse style vidya game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8puJH0-GTs
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>>84628071
Go smash the bullies in the face and their missus' in the clunge.
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>>84628026
Sorry but having concern for somebody's eternal fate isn't more unkind than you telling people to off themselves. Love is telling people what they need to hear not enabling what destroys them. And "kindness" in your godless world is all relative anyway. Its just an opinion, same as your opinion that there's no afterlife. You speak confidently because you have a lot of pride but that doesn't make you correct.
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>>84628069
Have rewatched more times than I can count but at the moment up on season 7, specifically the episode where Kramer and Newman try to smuggle bottles and cans across state lines to get the deposit back and the mechanic (big lad from everybody loves Raymond) steals Jerry's car. There's ups and downs but even after Larry David left there's some properly hilarious episodes. Easy to forget that the festivus episode is season 9.
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>>84628103
I actually liked the finale tbqh, what about you?
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In an indie mood as of late. Lot of Animal Collective, Deerhunter, Arcade Fire and other bands of that ilk. Pitchfork-core
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>>84628068
He wasn't. From when it first happened people remarked about how he's not particularly ugly. He was a manlet, rice cel, mentally ill, and he wouldn't settle for anything less than a blonde barbie doll Stacey. He was just mental desu.
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>>84628119
meanwhile Chris-chan with his insane standards ended up in a love triangle where he chose neither girl, and fucked off with some Finnish midget lass who looks about 12.

these internet characters have a way of winning. Elliot Rodger CHOSE to lose.
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Why didn't Jesus write his own book? God came as an illiterate person and let fallible humans write the book. He's like the guy in a group project who doesn't contribute.
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>>84628092
I didn't tell anyone to off themselves, you're picking and choosing an awful lot. I don't think there's an afterlife, I don't think anon should suicide because there is life worth living, but staying alive out of fear of torment is just giving them torment in the only life they're going to live. I think once you're dead you're dead. I'm willing ti accept various forms of spiritualism but the idea our souls end up in a heaven or hell situation is so massively unbelievable you have to be severely indoctrinated to believe it and I'm not. I don't judge you for feeling that way, but I think it's cruel to threaten people with infinite torture. No loving god would allow that, no indifferent god would care enough to do it, only a malevolent evil god would create such a situation and that is truly not what pure Christianity preaches. As I said, it's a catholic invention, it's not in the bible. It's a.control method.

Very hypocritical to speak of my pride when you're the one telling other people how to live according to your own beliefs. It also doesn't make you correct. I prefer my world, it's nicer. You can manage your own life and then finish it when you want.

I'm going to bed, I've argued with you before and I think we've both been much more civil this time without degrading to insults which is nice. Neither of us are changing each others minds and that's fine, religious debate has been important and useful for thousands of years.

I wish the best for you, I hope you're living by the standards set out in the new testament. Preach love, don't be mean.
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>>84628149
He had too much going on.
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>>84628107
I did enjoy it yeah, have a feeling if I'd been watching it at the time I wouldn't have liked it so much, and it wasn't a slam dunk, but bringing all the characters back was funny. Think the season in curb your enthusiasm where they tried to do a new finale was good too
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>>84628141
Elliotts dad is wealthy af works in Hollywood he's weird. In an interview he said Elliott was jealous of his looks and for being white.
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>>84628119
His issue was that he was just extremely mentally ill, fucked up from growing up in a shallow showbiz family with a shitty father and an emotionally abusive stepmother. He actually never approached a girl and expected them to approach him first.
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>>84628117
I recommend Cheekface lad, their latest album is a tour de force of talksinging comedy meme lyrics with super catchy music. I saw them last year supporting Martha and will travel far to see them on their next tour if necessary. My calves were aching from enjoyable bouncing throughout the whole set.
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corrr that was a classic Farscape yarn. no time to sit around mourning, straight into a side adventure where they fuck everything up. kinoesthetique.
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>>84628156
The guy only started doing his missonary work at 30 and died 3 years later. What did he do between 20 and 30? He only died for 3 days. That's alot of days where he just lived as a human instead of you know PUTTING HIS PLAN INTO PLACE.
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>>84628172
Maybe he didn't know of the plan until it was time for the plan?
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Jars? In.
Choons? Blasting.
Absolutely love this track x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1XiABcV9uc
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>>84628164
it's strange, like it's been said time and time again he wasn't bad-looking and he was well-off etc. i think his friends said they offered to help him, hook him up with girls they knew?

bad figurehead for genuinely unattractive lads. i don't see why he'd envy his own dad's whiteness, shit's so odd to me. plenty of famous actors are mixed race and everyone fancies them, people talk as if it's some racial cocktail that worked out.

killing others is just one horrible way it can go, that's down to his weird philosophy and insanity. i'd prefer it if there was more compassion for normal lads who are more likely to just kill themselves, or rot in their boxrooms their whole lives.
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>30 years old
>lived in desert country
>regular alcohol drinker
>full head of hair

i don't believe you, Christians.
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>>84628160
Kek, I love JB Smooth's interactions with Michael Richards in that season, considering it was post n-word gate.
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>>84628179
John:
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind.
John 8:53 Are you greater than our father Abraham? He died, and so did the prophets. Who do you think you are?"

54 Jesus replied, "If I glorify myself, my glory means nothing. My Father, whom you claim as your God, is the one who glorifies me. 55 Though you do not know him, I know him. If I said I did not, I would be a liar like you, but I do know him and obey his word. 56 Your father Abraham rejoiced at the thought of seeing my day; he saw it and was glad."

57 "You are not yet fifty years old," they said to him, "and you have seen Abraham!"

58 "Very truly I tell you," Jesus answered, "before Abraham was born, I am!".

jesus knew all along the plan.
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911 can't trust em x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qIq2Vju5_I
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You have pushed me to suicide x

Garn towns now x
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>>84628212
Based my liiid x
https://youtu.be/LLW2cPOvC-8
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flip a hoe like a mattress
dig a ditch in a fat bitch
I'm talkin' cock on pussy kiss
YO
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I just booked taxis to towns xxx

It all steve fault x
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SeasideMARK has a far better life than me
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>>84628212
You seem angry anon, skip the spam and get to the point.
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Aww fuck it

Let's get fucked up man xxx
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HHL lad you really need to consider quitting the booze. You just can't handle it. It's nothing to be ashamed of, I can't handle it either. Some people can, some can't. Consider it
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>>84628252
Not angry, just pointing out, Jesus did know the plan and for a decade did nothing to further it. He worked 3 years on it and then died.
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Long necked giraffe from Sunderland,
when it comes to cock size he's undermanned.
Comically small, they call it Ronnie Corbett,
it would take a team of Smurfs to gorb it.
Papa, Clumsy, and Smurfette,
but it's still too small if I was gonna place a bet.
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>>84628264
>Long necked giraffe from Sunderland,
when it comes to cock size he's undermanned.
>Comically small, they call it Ronnie Corbett,
>it would take a team of Smurfs to gorb it.
>Papa, Clumsy, and Smurfette, but it's still too small if I was gonna place a bet.
Womp womp
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>>84628247
Collapse era back on the cards x ffs Steve xx
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>>84628281
What's womp womp mean? Like Mario?
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>>84628289
when the HELL do you hear 'womp womp' in Mario?
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>>84628247
Footmong fuming x
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Footmong is eating his own cum while Sean's out on the town.
HHL wons x
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I keep no company.
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>>84628263
There is an evolution to things as we grow older.
You're just (You) farming using a subject with no definitive answers.
Theology do be like that.
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>>84628302
The big rock guy enemy. He's called Womp or something.
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Considering applying to be a jannie. Sort this board out x
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>>84628332
*farts in your face*
clean it up, jannie
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>>84628336
NTA but,
*pushes glasses up*
a fart wouldn't create a mess.
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>>84628323
oh aye, you're right.

they sort of go 'uh-ungh!' though. stony little seethers.
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>>84628345
I like the little roomba lids meself. Love squishing the bastids.
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decided i'm to become a furry. but instead of some wolfman, i'm spiritually one of the Pilot race from Farscape.

nothing wrong with that, is there? there is am infinite no. of parallel universes, so in one of them these lads are real, and also i'm one of them x
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>>84628368
Might have to finally buy the blu-rays of this now it's down to 75 quid. Cracking show. Not as good as Babylon 5 but very good.
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>>84628319
Bro literally just quoted the Bible. How do you get "you are angry, you are you farming". Schizo af.
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>>84628401
Thank you for your concern, and unwarranted ad hominem attack. Are you Jewish per chance?
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>>84628379
>Might have to finally buy the blu-rays of this now it's down to 75 quid.
There's a torrent
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>>84628411
Yeah, and? Could stream it for free on pluto or whatever the fuck too, but it'd be nice to have the discs.
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>>84628409
>unwarranted ad hominem attack
That's what you did, that's how we got here. You know we can just scroll up and read the thread?
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>>84628379
will be onto that next, heard good things.

had a hard time getting into Star Trek tbqh. enjoyed random episodes of TOS here and there, TNG didn't hook from the start and i do feel compelled to watch them all, in order.

this has puppets. luv puppets, me.
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He's soooo angry he has to samefag.
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>>84628426
Okay mate have fun with whatever it is you're doing. Bizarre.
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>>84628429
>with whatever it is you're doing.
It's called winning anon, you wouldn't understand.
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>>84628425
You should check out The Storyteller. Pretty cool puppet show.
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Reckon there will be commotions at the world cup?
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>>84628459
Perfect occasion for some sort of false flag to escalate the zog war
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let's invade Bulgaria.
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Reckon there's a fair few brit slags up now in the bathroom letting the rest of deanos cum leak out from unprotected sex and doing their post-sex piss to mitigate the UTI/STI risk. A lot of wet wipes will be used if they're too tired to have another shower.
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>>84628489
Nah the wombles are ok.
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>>84628489
Any decent looking slags there?
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Will you be out experiencing nightlife this weekend lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5gdVaPLYJQ
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>Urban Nightwalker

Do you think he has ever been arrested for filming drunk slags?
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>>84628521
Don't know about that guy specifically but it was on the news not that long ago. Something about misogyny and making women feel unsafe.
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Young women go outside dressed like this with their underwear pretty much on view but get upset when some man films it?

>>84628525
Yeah I think he must've been one of the ones silenced by the rozzers. Hasn't made a video in over a year.
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is it
>Wombles of Wimbledon, common are we
or
>Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we
?
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>>84628548
You can tell the girl in a grey jumper is a rose who wanted to go out with her stacey friends to feel like she's not missing out. She probably doesn't really enjoy it but the peer pressure meant she had to do it. Roses never dress in trashy sexualised clothes.
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>>84628560
They live under wimbledon common.
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>>84628560
this is the correct version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi4oys-nZk
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I imagine her diet is mcdonalds, cheap booze and kebabs on the weekends. Obese women - it's body acceptance. Men - it's being an unhealthy slob.
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>>84628548
i dislike people filming every last thing and that INCLUDES your auditors filming them slags.

where did basic manners go? it was never a crime to film randomly with a camcorder, people didn't do it even though they had camcorders. you'd ask people before taking a photo etc.
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>>84628582
cor imagine the blonde one in 10 years when she's calmed down a bit and is willing to settle for a 40something bald NEET.
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Oh, dirty Maggie Mae, they have taken her away
And she'll never walk down Lime Street anymore
Oh, the judge he guilty found her for robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbing Maggie Mae
This is a part of Liverpool, they returned me to
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay

Literally a song written about how prostitutes in Liverpool were a scourge. Now all women dress like prostitutes until they're too fat and old.
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Ay yo spammy, is it speed ya takin
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Shippy's pierced bellend
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>>84628560
It's 'We are the Wombles of Wimbledon. C'mon, are we?'
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>>84628587
These same women would make a video in a gym and laugh at you making an effort to improve yourself. You know the ones where they put the hand over their mouth shocked that some man that isn't chad is actually bothering with his physical health.

Anyway you have to film these days because people make up accusations and exaggerate. The police film you with their axon bodycams and don't even mention you are being recorded most of the time. They even get their normal phones out back when they dock their bodycams and film the screen to share the videos on whatsapp. It's quite sickening the police have no morals - they share photos of dead people they discovered. Then they have the cheek to tell a man filming people is making them uncomfortable.

Before they had bodyworn video they would beat you up, kidnap you and dump you miles away if you were seen as an "issue" on night walks.
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>>84628629
>These same women would make a video in a gym and laugh at you making an effort to improve yourself. You know the ones where they put the hand over their mouth shocked that some man that isn't chad is actually bothering with his physical health.

>Anyway you have to film these days because people make up accusations and exaggerate. The police film you with their axon bodycams and don't even mention you are being recorded most of the time. They even get their normal phones out back when they dock their bodycams and film the screen to share the videos on whatsapp. It's quite sickening the police have no morals - they share photos of dead people they discovered. Then they have the cheek to tell a man filming people is making them uncomfortable.

>Before they had bodyworn video they would beat you up, kidnap you and dump you miles away if you were seen as an "issue" on night walks.
Womp womp
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>>84628600
Settled? She'll have insane standards still like most women.
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i-i don't have a problem with ALL women...o-only the ones dressed like prostitutes...
*winks at the jury*
...which IS all of them amirite fellas?
*high fives nearest (male) juror*
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ameerite? Nuh uh. Shut yo ass.
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>>84628638
what's stopping you from getting a woman like that pregnant so she stays with you?

before you blame your looks/autism, consider that you don't know what mental illnesses a woman might have.
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>>84628652
no u, ass-arse mf.
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moni? Amerite.
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>>84628654
urrrrr muh gurd
*pfffts*
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Is there lore for why he called himself Monica? Probably sick fantasies about Monica from friends the vile beast
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>>84628667
Yep that was it, nailed it.
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>>84628643
Sorry, I'm off the meds. Too late to be on them now, I'll have to wait till the morrow.
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Need to do the other thing me

X
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I wasn't even filming women on night walks (just security mongs) and the police still arrest me (probably because he was black cunt).
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>>84628629
what happened to the LARP you were on yesterday? false arrests because they were looking for someone else, it's happened to you multiple times?
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oh there we go LOL
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>>84628653
Vast majority of women look at me with disgust and/or fear. Even the fat slob of a woman with two sprogs coming out of the lifts gave a sigh because I was apparently in her way.
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>>84628667
He was arrested for voyeurism. He installed a hidden camera in his shared flat toilet. The girl he recorded with it was called Monica. Not even lying
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>>84628678
spaff? collect your parcel from the locker? go for a night drive?
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>>84628700
Yes that's other times. I've been arrested several times but if you are filming, people call the police saying you're making women feel scared filming. They make up so much shit.
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>>84628712
sauce on this lore?
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Wait till he finds out about Ribenagate.
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Fugg it, bedtime now, then meds time will be sooner.
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>>84628712
Absolute beast
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I don't owe society my labour. Men are disposable and if they think you can enjoy life without sex, they are wrong. If I'm not able to get a normal life by working, I will be a drain. Make all the sex people pay taxes for me. They would absolutely hate it if sex got taken away from them.
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>>84628716
>Yes that's other times. I've been arrested several times but if you are filming, people call the police saying you're making women feel scared filming. They make up so much shit.
Womp Womp
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what if we take sex and give one parts in ten to the sexless?
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Lack of sex/romance is the least of my worries. The issue for me is that I have literally nothing to get out of bed for in the morning.
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>>84628719
His own blog mate. Go back to the beginning
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>>84628775
Surely there is something. What about a trip to another country? Obviously you'd have to work for it.
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>>84628667
It's because he filmed a lassie taking a shit. He also had dirty thoughts about molesting his sister. He is a very sick man. Pretended to like Metallica so he could stalk a co-worker.
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I hate feeling like I need to wank but I don't actually have the energy for it. I get stuck in a rather dormant state and can't focus on anything. sucks.
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>>84628801
I literally goon for days, watching porn on my phone in bed without even stroking myself. Can barely get hard thanks to SSRIs.
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>>84628783
damn i forgot what this shit was like.

>February 20, 2015
>Feeling resentment towards attractive people, every time I see a pretty girl or a picture of one, the only emotion I feel is anger because I will never be with her, when I see a picture of a girl who I find unattractive, I am not aroused at all, I maybe feel pity, worrying that this will lead me to dying a virgin as I am not prepared to settle.

>tfw you can't get with a girl, so you BECOME a girl

read a mention of him "interfering" with his female flatmate's clothes. maybe this is all just anger and it's all in his head, but i forgot how genuinely unwell he was. cannot keep reading this tbhaiche.
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me, have given those saucy AIs a go. find i care more about the romance side of things, it actually gets less sexy when it goes into outright "*grips your member*" mode.

maybe i have a female mind.
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>>84628862
You're supposed to roleplay a story not just chat with the AI like it's a person. This is where boomers go wrong.
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>>84628807
I don't have a phone so unfortunately do not have the convenience like you.
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>>84628921
i've done a few of the story ones, I've written paragraphs in flowery, elegant prose and it's responded in kind.
some of the scenarios are shite, clearly written by teenage weeaboos. but others are pretty damn good and it's amazing how the bot sticks to the characters' personalities and remembers past conversations.

fun little thing. but tbqh if it's more of a narrative i'd want something with goals and conflict, more like a text adventure on steroids. if i'm just 'me' i want a fake partner to text me nice things.
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>>84628928
Buy a phone then
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I've unironically just shit myself. Grim grim grim.
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I'm looking for an update regarding the state of HHL's wollocks.
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Off to beddingbury me

Indeed yes

X
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>>84629744
good for you, little man.
me? at work
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Just want my hair back. Unironically considering garn Turkey for a hair transplant.
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Where is everybody? Wake up and start posting
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SEASIDESATURDUPDATE
https://youtu.be/nnM2dvPZd5U
SEASIDESATURDUPDATE

It another beautiful day and that is lush. All that matters is waking up in the morning, food in the cupboards, he's grateful, he gets to eat today? he's grateful. All the little birds, they don't have a fridge or a freezer it why he care for the birds. We ALL could learn a lot from our Mark x
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Just woke up and realised I have no milk in
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Got a hangover, woe upon me. Hot already, need to get up and stick some eggs and painkillers in me. It's my only hope.
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>>84629898

Alri' lid.
Thought you were going shops today de lid.
So I had the rest of the milk de lid.
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>>84629900
Get a hearty soup in ya
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>>84629936
Bacon
Leek
Carrot
Olive
Chicken
Parsley

Looks quite nice.
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>>84629946
It a cock-a-leekie. Scottish soup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-a-leekie
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love leeks me i really do
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>>84629956
Thank you mate. I'm American and unfamiliar with cock soup but i want to try it. My soup game is kind of basic, just chicken noodle, minestrone, and fazool. I will bookmark that recipe.
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Yanks aren't allowed here
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>>84629936
For lunch perhaps but breakfast is more of a avocado, spinach, halloumi and scrambled eggs on sourdough toast sort of affair for yuppie millennials such as me
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>SATURDAY UPLOAD FROM SSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnM2dvPZd5U
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>>84630052
>avocado, spinach, halloumi and scrambled eggs on sourdough toast
Make some for me too x
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Get that liquid cock juice in yer gob
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>>84629997
I like to hide in here because r9 isn't a flag board. I hate America if that helps.
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>>84630052
Ok got it right here for you lad. Took the liberty of doing you a couple of hash browns and a nice glass of pineapple juice with ice :)
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>>84630103
Oh nuts this was meant to be for >>84630083
Obviously. That hangover is working on me.
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>>84630137
Is sean cute? I'd fancy my bum hole ate if we're being frank
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>>84630159
He unironically is low key cute imo
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>>84630169
Oh nice. I'd like 1 cute British boyfriend please.
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>>84630202
Not on is it. If Sean's to be my bf i don't want him gagging on studs
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Much cooler today de lads I prefer it that way tbqhwu. Don't like the sunshine too much tbqhwu too hot and too bright.
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HHL is out with his mates having fun while you sad sacks post the same stale gimmicks here
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>HHL is out with his mates having fun while you sad sacks post the same stale gimmicks here
Womp Womp
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Not keen on what's been happening with sean lately. Seems rather reckless behavior.
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incredibly hungry atm
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>>84630251
Could be a sign of his early onset dementia flaring up again. The chemical imbalance in his constantly changing brain is causing him to do reckless things, Guo needs to step in and create a care plan for him.
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qrd on this guo fella?
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>>84630278
Imagine sean becoming roommates with Timothy the guy from /brit/? I'd really like to see that, Timothy seems lonely..
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>>84630285
owner of the chinese take away close to HHL's spacke residence that serves beige food
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>>84630312
Why's your FB in forren?
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>>84630330
im german
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>>84630336
yikes, my condolences.
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Never even tickled a tuppence me
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>>84630347
Is sean welsh or English?
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>>84630285
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84602675/#q84605135
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84611610/#q84612724
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>A lot of guys rim unwashed arseholes like they are greedy, hungry animals. Not Sean. He'd never stick his tongue all the way up there. Instead he gently caresses the muscular ring of Guo's unwashed Taiwanese arsehole with his tongue. "I go around the rim" said Sean recently, in a DWP interview. "That's why it's called rimming. That's how it's meant to be."


I'm hard now
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sean sucking twelve smeggy cocks x
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>>84630400
Please leave with all of this
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Emmanuel Macron comes across as a high test guy who wants to fuck a lot yet he has a 73 yr old wife. Do you reckon they shag? Couldn't imagine being a hot successful man in his prime and having to settle for a pensioner to shag.
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>>84630436
It's probably alright if you use plenty of lube
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>>84630436
>Former Rothschild banker
I bet he's a right weirdo behind closed doors. Probably a pact he has to make or a lifelong humiliation ritual to be in power for that long
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>>84630432
I'll leave if sean sucks me
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>Indian billionaire and his Bollywood star wife 'buy up five flats in Notting Hill block to turn into servants' quarters for their 21million mansion - and threaten to turn them into social housing if neighbours complain'
>'buy up five flats in Notting Hill block to turn into servants' quarters

It's mad how rich people are.
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>>84630486
Spooky, i just read this too like 5 minutes ago
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sean guiding a big black shaft up his bottom x
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Sean giving me post wokey head in the Spoons bogs
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sean giving steve a blumpkin x
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my female room mate is gaining 10 stone so she can be classed as disabled and get herself her own front door, toilet, bed and stove. She doesn't want a kid which would get her the same thing.
It's not right
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Wanking Sean's two inch erect willy under the table at Nandos
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>>84630564
>Gaining 10 stone
Fucking hell how much does she weigh to begin with?
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sean licking the pube ridden urinals in spoons x
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A sunny bank holiday weekend and you'll be on 4chan the whole time making the same post you always make, the same bait topics, pretending to be various larp characters you created especially to get attention from other men.
I suppose you're going to tell me I'll be here to read it all?
What a grim existence you have.
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A sunny bank holiday weekend and you'll be on 4chan the whole time reading the same post you always read, the same bait topics, reading about various larp characters ive created especially to get attention from other men (you).
I suppose you're going to tell me I'll be here to post it all?
What a grim existence you have.
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>A sunny bank holiday weekend and you'll be on 4chan the whole time making the same post you always make, the same bait topics, pretending to be various larp characters you created especially to get attention from other men.
>I suppose you're going to tell me I'll be here to read it all?
>What a grim existence you have.
Womp Womp
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>>84630626
>>A sunny bank holiday weekend and you'll be on 4chan the whole time making the same post you always make, the same bait topics, pretending to be various larp characters you created especially to get attention from other men.
>>I suppose you're going to tell me I'll be here to read it all?
>>What a grim existence you have.
>Womp Womp
Nerve touched?
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>>84630637
>>>A sunny bank holiday weekend and you'll be on 4chan the whole time making the same post you always make, the same bait topics, pretending to be various larp characters you created especially to get attention from other men.
>>>I suppose you're going to tell me I'll be here to read it all?
>>>What a grim existence you have.
>>Womp Womp
>Nerve touched?
Womp Womp
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>>84630637
You went out of your way to construct a paragraph about them are you sure it isnt your nerves which have been touched lid
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>>84630610
>I suppose you're going to tell me I'll be here to read it all
It's already a given that you will honey x
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Why even come here if you don't find these things funny?
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sean having his guts rearranged by ten black men x
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Fucking hell lads hes really mad this time
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>>84630507
>You are me. I am you.
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>>84630436
Maybe he just likes her for who she is
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>>84630656
>Why even come here if you don't find these things funny?
What things are funny. Can you point out the funny posts?
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>>84630680
It is subjective
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sean licking kevs bum hole clean x
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>>84630680
Yeah sure ill do it when i get home
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>>84630700
>bum hole clean

Care homes have staff for that job
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Eastern euros having a bbq today they've already go it on the go corrr hope they invite me round again
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Is are sean a top or a bottom? Or toppy bottom? Or bottomy top? Or a switch? Asking for a friend with a long neck.
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Morning de lads. It Saturday x
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A million young Brits aren't working, studying or training. How did we let this happen and what does it mean for your child?

Something has gone badly wrong in how prepared Britain's young people are for the world of work. Not their ambition or their talent. Not their willingness, their readiness.

And it's that gap between school and work where too many are getting stuck.

Nearly a million young people are not in education, employment or training - the so-called NEETs. That's one in eight 16 to 24-year-olds. More than half have never worked a single day.

That's not a small policy problem. This is your neighbour's child, your kid's friend. This is a national crisis.

Six in ten aren't even counted as unemployed - they are classed as economically inactive. They are not working, not studying and crucially, not even looking.

NEET numbers have been rising for years, fuelled by ill health and disability. Around half now report a health condition - most often mental health or autism - and in just six years claims for health and disability benefits from young people have nearly doubled.
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>>84630740
Alri there rother x
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>>84630733
Bottom for sure. You can't pleasure big booty with such a small piece of equipment.
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>>84630744
>A million young Brits aren't working, studying or training. How did we let this happen and what does it mean for your child?

>Something has gone badly wrong in how prepared Britain's young people are for the world of work. Not their ambition or their talent. Not their willingness, their readiness.

>And it's that gap between school and work where too many are getting stuck.

>Nearly a million young people are not in education, employment or training - the so-called NEETs. That's one in eight 16 to 24-year-olds. More than half have never worked a single day.

>That's not a small policy problem. This is your neighbour's child, your kid's friend. This is a national crisis.

>Six in ten aren't even counted as unemployed - they are classed as economically inactive. They are not working, not studying and crucially, not even looking.

>NEET numbers have been rising for years, fuelled by ill health and disability. Around half now report a health condition - most often mental health or autism - and in just six years claims for health and disability benefits from young people have nearly doubled.
Fascinating
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Shippy has contracted Ebola from a 50 yr old nigerian woman who gave him a handjob.
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>>84630686
Subjective to age of mentality and IQ? The lower you are on the scale the funnier the 'funny' posts are?
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>>84630755
Le proof? xD
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>>84630081
Why is he always taIking about death?
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sean getting gangbanged by six oiled up drug dealers x
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How come Ebin isnt in the discord group?
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>>84630757
I wouldn't know seeing as the posts here are largely anonymous
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>>84630744
Redditcoded post.
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>>84630780
Helen left him. He's depressed.
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we must cull every single NEET if we want to prosper as a country again
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>>84630797
QRD? Why did helen leave?
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>>84630797
>Helen left him
Proof?
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>>84630780
It's become his identity now. Scary.
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>>84630802
>>84630808
I don't have solid proof but SSM hasn't mentioned her once since returning to YouTube.
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>>84630817
>>84630802

Helen dumped SSM because he refused to move in with her and lost his benefits
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And you're all next x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=H1GGWBLRgJAxFp0F
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LADS LADS LADS
THE TRANNIES HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE WOMENS TOILETS LADS

Graham Linehan has won.
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Tranny toilet ban.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0e2rj3zj02o
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>>84630832
Umbrella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk
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>>84630832
Morning boremong
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sean wanking off steve onto sandras face x
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Helen is single and ready to mingle. Queue up dossers x
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>>84630852
Morning seethemong
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sean watching mummy go black x
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Sandra is a racist like her son
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>>84630817
The trolls found out her full name, address and where she worked and sent them all the Marie Healy videos and a letter telling her what kind of person mark was. Quite vindictive if you ask me.
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Morning de lids

HAWG UPDATE , its been a while

>MOT due this Saturday
>todays task is clean/grease the caliper as its been sticking since i installed the new forks/brake set up
>been watching different videos explaining it all
>only issue i will have is my brain dead mates and their retarded suggestions
>been told many times "yeah anon just use copper grease on the slider pins"
>look it up
>"NEVER" use copper grease on sliders as it causes havoc with the rubber parts
>mfw

Need to visit the local car parts shop and deal with their shite also, need a bottle of DOT4, can of brake cleaner and some grease for the brakes

Normally this is a simple transaction but these cunts always feel the need to try and one up you or something, trying to imply you know fuck all etc, useless cunts at times, especially when you mention a bike and they all go "oooohhh i dunno anon we mainly sell car parts you see"

Its a fucking can of brake cleaner you mongs

Another unrelated tale of ther mong shite

>friend sends me in for 1L of 2 stroke oil
>its for a few different quads with their own 2 stroke tank
>"d-do you not want a single use one mate??"
>"its dead easy you just put it into a full tank"
>No thanks mate, i need more than that, its for a few different quad bikes
>"Are you SURE they are two stroke mate?"
>Yes mate, a few LT50s and a blaster 200
>"Are you 100% sure they are 2 stroke?"

Fucking spastics sometimes i swear
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I CHOOSE DEATH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJN1uy4vGZg
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>>84630946
Wollocks status, de lad?
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>>84630927
It not right what the trolls do to are lad
He lost interest in football and collecting electronic items
All he has to look forward to is death
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>>84630954

Well this day just took a mental turn but I keep it private x
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helper slurping african stud cummies out of mummy x
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>>84630969
Making up more stories for the lads to laugh at little lid? It lush x
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Garn wost office nows x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydCLZTJUsKA
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>>84630945
Just get a car mate
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>>84630945
no one cares about your motorcycle
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Love moving the pieces round on a chess board I do me. This was a tough game, I blundered a lot of moves. But I need to get used to it, early morning chess, what if in the future the world needs me to win a chess fight when I've just woken from my slumber in order to save hoomanity?
Choons, spliffs, chess, oh yes. No I'm not that good, at the moment, but I heard that Magnus is shitten in his knickers after hearing about me. Dina's going to dump her fella and fall madly in love with me, but I'll blunder muh position, then spill spaghetti and get banned from playing chess in tournaments again.
Oh well, such is life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06AqBcHhu8
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apparently forrins dont let their cats out the house
just keep them inside all of their lives like a prisoner
harrowing
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>>84630945
are you the fat bloke with the tiny bike
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>>84630969
You can't even keep your samefagging private, you forgettin to remove pass arse mofo.
>>84631005
Because other forrins see them as a way to feed their family for a week.
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>>84630995
no
>>84631000
I think my motorcycle is fucking sick lad
>>84631009
no lid
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helpermum gaping helperlads bum hole as he gets butt fucked by multiple men x
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TwoIIs won, did they not
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Never mind just found a 20 note x
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Cassie from Skins? MOGGED!
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>>84630945
Just get a car like a normal person.
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Who's this guy hiding over here

Hey buddy x

What's your deal x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
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>>84631013
>I think my motorcycle is fucking sick lad
A poorly hawg, do you think it's swineflu?
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You open your mouth and tell me where you're froms just make sure it's clear fucking English, okay?
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>>84630945
Think I'd be too scared to drive a hawg. Even driving a car gives me a nervous breakdown.
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He's talking to himself again lmao
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>>84631043
sorry lad, i mean its fucking sick as in its cool as all fuck kek

>>84631040
get a motorcycle like a true chad
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>>84631011
i think its mostly that they are scared of them being run over or killed by a predator native to forrinland
overprotective to the extent that the cattos dont get to live their lives
sad
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>>84630945
Any pics of your hawg lid?
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helper precumming thinking about steve x
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There's been a new stray hanging about my back garden. Every time I try to approach the little fella bolts... but he keeps coming back. Is he claiming me? Doesn't have a collar.
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Reuters doesn't sound British x

I know what reuters is x
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>>84631069
stray what?
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Alien life was essentially disclosed yesterday and everyone is acting normal lmao. What the fuck.
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>>84631056
I know anon, I was just joking. I couldn't say without giving the joke away.
>>84631061
Nope forrens eat cats, it's a well known fact. Not all forrens eat cats, but all cats are fearful of being eaten by forrens.
And dogs. I'm surprised they haven't squashed their petty squabble, they both have bigger issues to face.
This is all humour, I don't really think this, it's mainly the SEA and jungle fuckers that do this, not normal forrens, like some of R posters do be
On an unrelated ting, I have already taken my meds today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kNZj9vt59o
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>>84631082
For us it's nothing new, and for norms it doesn't interrupt footy pubs n ollidays.
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helper bricked up thinking about oily nobs x
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A THOUSAND YEAR WELPER REICH X
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This cunt needs a 30 day ASAP
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Awww little lad talking about himself again lmao
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>>84631100
We know you do seethemong
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>>84631082
we all project blue beam pilled
we knows the score x
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Salad kind of day today
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>>84631110
I keep seeing 'greek salads' in my fb reels and I keep meaning to try it
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>>84631106
ive only just got here lad, we cant all be your favourite personality sorry
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>>84631118
Fresh off a dinghy?
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>>84631121
fresh off your mum lad
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>>84631118
Your favourite personality is hhl you post about him every 15 minutes
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>>84631127
Who is your favourite personality?
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>>84631134
I don't have one you utter mong
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>>84631126
Nice. No rebuttal.
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helper giving steve a footjob x
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>>84631127
nah i much prefer DVDlad or TITlod tbqfh

M E A T Y bumsesh anon is also an interesting character
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>Local pride event
>Dad asks if anyone wants to go
>Family says no
>He goes by himself
????
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>>84631085
nice choon
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>>84631150
So? What's wrong with this?
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>>84631154
his dad is off looking for cock lad
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>>84631150
He might just be going to perv on lesbians, don't write him off yet.
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>>84631150
>>He goes by himself
aura
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>>84631150
He has finally had enough of trying to hide his cock lust
>"Here family, im away off on my own to the local gay festival"

Hes basically stepped out of the closet and no one has noticed kek
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helper fermenting in his full adult nappy x
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off work in 2 hours, garn straight on the jars classic HHL style
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>be me
>60 yr old dad
>only experience of lesbians is what I've seen on mi VHS tapes
>hear something about a pride event in muh town
>bit weird
>hear it's for LGBTQ people
>lots of letters, that's weird
>MFW the L stands for lesbians
>can't just spit out my tea and blurt out LESBIANS!
>not willing to risk this chance to see em
>family thinks I'm gay
>yet they don't want to come and watch the lezzers having fun
>and they have the audacity to call me a faggot
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helper testing out new butt plugs x
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>>84631213
nought wrong with that likkle lid
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>>84630945
Gerrin', mate. You know your HAWG better than anyone, you know what she needs. Stand your ground!
>>84631000
STFU HAWGlet.
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eating smoked salmon
lush
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welper giving steve the remote to his new butt plug x
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45 minutes since his last post, where is he? getting a bit worried
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx214l1n9xzo
worried this could happen to ruth too
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welper butt chugging a shandy bass x
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>>84631287
Mad how fucked everything is

Instead of the police doing their job and trying to find the stalker they just asked google for his details and sat for weeks doing fuck all

But of course its social medias fault, lets make a bunch of usless laws to "force" them to hand over the clearly fake details that someone uses to do sketchy shit and that would have instantly stopped this lass form a forever sleep
>>
Let us go oldschool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avk1tuSoSHg
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Fuck it, magners and ice for today's beverage methinks.
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Finishing off this VK now x
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cheeky mental choon post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owBq9aHTOw8&list=LL&index=6
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welper getting wanked off by mummy x
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>>84631334
might as well lid
enjoy
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>tfw seasonal waiter
>British tourists drink restaraunt's beer out of stock
>No one vomited nor passed out

Why do bongs have such tolerance for alcohol intake?
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>>84631371
on the cokey wokey, are we, lad?
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>>84630336
I've always thought a lot of the hhl stalker freaks are foreign
You're German, none of this is any of your business. Weird af.
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>>84631413
We are addicted to it
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Shan't be joining that seethe thread just yet. Actually I won't be joining it at all.
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>>84631440
>Shan't be joining that seethe thread just yet. Actually I won't be joining it at all.
Womp womp
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>>84630336
>im german
This ain't /int/ pal bog off
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Who deleted the new thread? Hello? Excuse me we have another 11 posts to make.
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welper getting spunked on by our steve x
>>
New normal edish for 8 posts time
>>84631634
>>84631634
>>84631634



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