This fat guy was often glaring at me whenever I left the house each morning then one night while shitposting on 4chan I heard grass crunching like someone gently putting their foot down outside and I just knew it was him. I was actually more irritated that I would have to deal with this bullshit than angry or scared. I pretended to be getting a snack then darted out and shone this very bright bicycle torch in his face but he just sort of looked at the floor, I got the impression he thought this was a love story, so I went back inside and got some hot sauce with a squirty bottle and squirted it in his eyes, then he walked away fast so I kicked him in the back and squirted more all over his face and put him in a headlock from behind, I must have tortured him for about a minute before I shoved him towards the gate, it was easy. I didn't put hot sauce on his dick or anything, I kept it honorable and chivalrous, just inflicting pain.

Kind off, in highschool I was stalked by some foid because she wanted to fuck a chad who was my classmate

I was just wrote out a whole post about it and then I got too sketched out to even post it and deleted it all

>>84713921
If I had one, they were harmless. I'm an oblivious person.

>>84713921
>Any males here ever had a stalker?
>if so how did or are you dealing with?
>and how did it happen?
It was an exGF.
LDR, so it was just cybertalking.
Every time she'd leave a comment or something, I'd delete whatever the account was and start up a new one.
Eventually got into a habit of deleting everything I post somewhere between daily and weekly (depending on the site), and then completely changing accounts somewhere between monthly and quarterly.
I don't know if that actually worked or if she got wise enough to stop replying to me and outing her latest stalking account or maybe she's finally stopped.
I broke up with her in 2015 and only in the past couple years have I finally started being less strict about changing accounts.
So far she hasn't popped back up.