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>go out drinking with classmates
>girl tells me she had a crush on me since the day she met me
>we go back to my place
>Im piss drunk
>get off on the wrong floor
>end up trying to unlock my neighbors front door for 5 minutes
>she opens the door and threatens to call the cops
>we leave and she goes home
>later texts me that I fucked it up
fuck me
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>>84724226
alright now kill yourself
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>>84724226
>later texts me that I fucked it up
good sign I think, right? if her interest was totally killed she'd just ghost you
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>>84724226
>girl tells me she had a crush on me since the day she met me
>Im piss drunk
>later texts me that I fucked it up

>one moment of bad judgement during an incredibly mentally compromising moment is enough to dry a woman up like the desert
could be bait given she even messaged you again, but this is something a woman would do for sure. nigger meme gender.
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>>84724243
she also sent me a laughing emoji and asked where I was. However, this was 2 days ago
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You're still fine just start ignoring her again. Women will stick with men who beat the shit out of them. Being a sloppy drunk sometimes is embarrassing but it's still a part of being a man.
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>>84724284
lmao ya people actually think that the ick exists. a girl will like you no matter what if she actually likes you
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>>84724284
do you think she will come back? Its been 2 days, dont you think I should text her soon to at least try?
>>84724303
I gave her an ick once or twice before and she still liked me. Were classmates so she knows me (somewhat). I think youre right
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You can still recover if you act like your neighbor didn't care and you are unbothered. You sound hot
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>>84724321
thanks I will try. Do you think I should straight up ask her if we can meet? I would find it easier to just talk to her irl rather than DMs
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>>84724318
no one knows anon dont take it too seriously, its just a girl. if she left you on read for 2 days thats not ideal, but if you just havent talked for 2 days then text her and see whats up. its not rocket science just try to enjoy yourself.
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this is what she texted me when she was drunk
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>>84724400
you're autistic if you don't realise she still really likes you from this. also why is it all fucked up
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>>84724405
idk what you mean but we were about to have sex and then I woke up like 2 neighbors and probably left somewhere.
I "fumbled the football", so to speak.
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>>84724258
no it was pretty embarassing overall and I was too drunk to do anything anyway
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>>84724226
>>girl tells me she had a crush on me since the day she met me
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG THIS IS THE ROBOT VIRGIN BOARD
GET OOOOOOUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!
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>>84724400
dude you're fine
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>>84724549
Its 6pm. Can I just ask to meet her? I really dont feel like talking through dms.
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>>84724595
yes faggot just ask. holy shit dude trust your gut you're fine. go fuck her.
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>>84724605
what if she says she cant today? Should I suggest another time or no? Cuz I heard you shouldnt do that
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>>84724665
who is telling you what to do and what not to do? just do what you feel like. don't take it too seriously.
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>>84724665
what if, what if, what if. Just do it you fucking faggot. cross that bridge when you get there.
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>>84724696
yeah I need to easy myself somehow
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>>84724729
she was last online 2 hours ago when she came back from work. Idk if she already went out with someone. Maybe I should I dm her later?
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>>84724729
>>84724696
ok Im gonna do it in few minutes. Ill let u guys know
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>>84725295
it started raining :/
Its 8pm right now. It should stop raining around 9. Hopefully it wont be too late when I text her by then
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>>84725575
nah man, text her now, make the plans for when it stops raining. plus that gives you a reasonable out if she turns it down, you can reschedule
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Pla stop posting my wife, jinks
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>>84725601
dude, theres a thunderstorm. Yeah its over. At least for now
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>>84725601
if I dont dm her tonight, should I do it tomorrow morning? The situation is just not looking good right now
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>>84725924
>situation is just not looking good
how? you haven't done anything yet. I don't have a clue what to say to her because I'm an autistic fuckup, but if the last thing she said to you was >>84724400 , ball's in your court. tell her you'll make it up to her or something, make plans. or show up in the rain with a bunch of beer, idk.
doing something is better than nothing. just don't look desperate.
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>>84724226
>Arcane season2 sucked shit
>trannies use Jinx to avatarfag now
Lel
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>>84725999
>because I'm an autistic fuckup
If only you knew. So am I.
>but if the last thing she said to you was >>84724400 (You)
yeah but that was 2 days ago. And now its about to be 3
>ball's in your court
It was and I fumbled it. I waited too long. Im genuinely retarded. Unless shes still gonna be awake in like 2 hours

>show up in the rain with a bunch of beer
>just don't look desperate
lol yeah
I just cant cope no more man. Its time to wrap it up. This is a mess.
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>>84726072
I fucked it up. I really fucked it up. This was my second chance and I wasted it. I just cant
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does anyone have final piece of advice please?
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>>84725999
ok I sent her a message 10 minutes ago and she was last online 7 minutes ago. Yeah.
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ok I texted her like an hour ago and she hasnt responded yet. Its so over.
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>>84726672
Yes, floss your teeth regularly
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>>84724226
Well done OP, you didn't want to let that skank steal your precious seed anyway. Wizards unite!
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>>84724400
hmm something seems fucky
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>>84727006
Its over. I texted her 20 minutes ago, she was online 7 minutes ago. She most likely saw my text and decided to ingore it. Its okay.
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>>84726996
i have nothing to say, i just like house
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>>84727006
nah she was being honest. I just texted her if she wanted to hang out and she ignored the message. Yeah I know its over. Fuck I cant cope no more
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>>84724400
Why can't these fucking zoomers tell this is a photoshop???
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>>84724414
I kinda get a "laughing with you" rather than "laughing at you" vibe.
Like you two shared a funny "soooo drunk" story together rather than her pussy being forever dryer than the Sahara when she thinks of you.
You'll know next time y'all interact IRL in class or wherever, but having a sense of humor about it would be the way to go, whatever the case.
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>>84727297
That's machine translation you fucking retard.
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>>84728479
Yeah because machine translations totally change font every other word and don't resize the text bubble retard
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I'm almost 30 and I've never had a girl be interested in me. Must be nice to not be a short and hideous sperg.
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>>84728198
>You'll know next time y'all interact IRL in class or wherever
nah this was last day of school

Also, I DMd her and she didnt even read it even though she was online. Yeah I think its time to wrap it up
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>>84730472
What did you DM her?
Video of you raising your donger?
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>>84730520
no I just asked if she wanted to meet lol
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Please update us if she ever answer you.
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>>84730547
she didnt even read it. She probably saw it through notifications but didnt want to make it say read so she didnt open it. This is so embarrassing
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>girl tells me she had a crush on me since the day she met me
I hate that there are some foids who have thought this of me, but they never fucking told me. My folks knew about one woman for sure who confessed that she wanted to fuck me back in my teens. Every several years, a foid makes eyes at me in public, but there's cockblockers around, and she never speaks to me.
I stayed a manlet. I rapidly went bald in my 20s. I am still incel in my late 30s. I have wanted to die for years.
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>>84724226
>>girl tells me she had a crush on me since the day she met me
What does it feel like anon?



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