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how can NONE of you understand!!!
Just look at picrel!!!
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Anonymous
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 No.84763717
I'm going to touch you sexually
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Anonymous
 No.84763721
 No.84763721
Dear mods, please remove this penis envy spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (7th thread)

Thank you
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Anonymous
 No.84763723
 No.84763723
>>84763717
Exactly what I want!
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Anonymous
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 No.84763730
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>>84763721
Stop being mean to the jannies >:(
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Anonymous
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 No.84763739
>>84763723
Then the feeling is mutual! Let's do it
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Anonymous
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 No.84763762
>>84763739
oh my oh my! What will you do to me? I sure hope my ass will stay unmolested!
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Anonymous
 No.84763773
 No.84763773
>>84763762
That's a secret teehee
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Anonymous
 No.84763790
 No.84763790
>>84763773
Do you even have the appropriate "tool" down there for that?
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Anonymous
 No.84763823
 No.84763823
>>84763790
Yeah I do why?
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Anonymous
 No.84763866
 No.84763866
>>84763823
>has penis
Sigh... I guess another anon didn't understand...
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Anonymous
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 No.84763947
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>>84763866
>>84763699
keep it up, /nph/ poster! i believe in you! everytime a woman gets frustrated with your posts, i smile!!
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Anonymous
 No.84763957
 No.84763957
>>84763947
your words guide me like an erect penis in the fog.
too bad most anons here are spiritually dickless...
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Anonymous
 No.84764121
 No.84764121
>>84763699
I just remembered something I said to my gf after sex a few years ago -- I made an offhand comment to her that I thought would be funny, I said: "You should grow a penis, so you can find out what you're missing." The joke bombed, cuz I saw her sad face, and she said "I wish". That was my one and only experience with penis envy.

After that, I always wondered how many girls have penis envy. To this day, I still have no idea.
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Anonymous
 No.84764204
 No.84764204
>>84763699
It would interesting to ask people if they would want to change their sex -- assuming that it's a sudden magical transformation that costs nothing and gives them a perfect body of the opposite sex. I'd want to see which sex wants to change their sex more. Any guesses?
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Anonymous
 No.84764240
 No.84764240
>>84763957
>spiritually dickless

i love it -- i've always said "imaginary penis", but from now on i'm going to say "spiritual penis" instead.
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