Shaun of the Dead edisherooningtonbergcestershire
Britain has had enough
Freedom fighters unite
afraid to live, afraid to die x
all the neets asleep x
The tidy petite cleaner 20s lass at Lidl Bude who always wears black leggings. I wish to undertake indecent acts with her consent.
was in a rush this morning and didnt have enough time to take a shower, now im sat in me wagie boxroom office stinking classic HHL style
>>84785331Low IQ thugs
according to greek officals there are half a million migrants in libya rn trying to cross the med, get ready de lads
Belfast thugs have been waiting for an opportunity since the RA closed shop. Inshallah.
Head of Bude Post Office Mr L Francis is a grooming nonce.
>>84785511Unfortunately you will have to go back too, pal.
no migrant ever tried to hurt me
>>84785530I always find a way to stay.
>>84785556Did you ever solve your smell issue?
Me? I live in Bude, Cornwall. 98% white and low crime. Mainly whites selling drugs to one another.
>>84785566Do you buy drugs?
>>84785570I grow weed.
>>84785581Do you sell the weed?
>>84785566were you born in cornwall?
Might move Cornwall. Last stronghold of white Britain.
>>84785566Bude looks lovely. Are you on benefits?
>>84785589No - personal use.>>84785602No - Leeds. Moved here 2009.>>84785660No - self employed tradie.
cant think of a more depressing place to live than northern ireland
>>84785678>norn ironGrim up north
WHITE MEN OF GREAT BRITAIN COME TO BELFAST TONIGHT
Wonder what elon musk thinks about the belfast happening
Just got UTTERLY drenched on the way home from Coop. At least I got this wonderful haul for lunch.
>>84785738 ultra processed wagie slop.
>>84785749>BRITISH ultra processed wagie slop.get it right jeet
>>84785749looks good to me faggot
>Be me doing the LED sweep before heading to beddingburg last nite>Yet anuddah giantarse spider-on-the-naze chillaxing inna corner>Had to gas it w/the bugberg spray againckin ell
What time do you start being the funniest man on 4chan?
>>84785756>satay>british
Suck on those 100% white british jugs
Dievershitty is are strength innitGotta ship those apefreakans inThe goyim won't learn until they've been wiped out and replaced, tikkum olam-style
So what teh fuck is it actually like in the great isles of engelonde and yonder such places ireland and scotland? i can't even fookin imagine just goin on a walk into a different country or takin a ferry from england, land of the fookin queen and king, to ireland, land of the fookin dancin madhats, ayeI'm of stock that left a long time ago and head to the far south on convict ships. Do any of you just go head up to the scottish highlands and put on a kilt and start communing with the ancients?
Oh wow lush amazing food wow
>>84785788hail britannia and all that put the brownsauce on and listen to the queens speech from 1957 the one on the telly, she was a pretty lass
HHL plays for Newcastle
Nothing can possibly go wrong if we import these archaic vocalizing hominid creatures into homo sapiens civilization
>>84785771post your brown hand retard
>>84785788Barely cooked stew and peas?
>>84785776wouldn't mind slipping my cock past those lips
>>84785805She doesn't do that. She's not a whore.
Why do the goyim scum always resist change?The chosen people of Molech (Moloch) are re-making the world in his image. Gentiles are standing in the way of that
>>84785809Are we really still doing this.
/pol/ mongs and their 10 year old maymays fighting for justice and restoring Britain by posting on an anonymous anime website.
Not too fond of darkies, me
Never even been to northern ireland me
>>84785856You'd never say that to one irl, anonymous shit house x
>>84785776Who is this and why are you so obsessed with her that you post this picture on /britfeel/ threads.
>>84785896Forren OUT!!!!!
>>84785890Not right now, no. I don't want to lose my freedom and income. But believe you me once the riots start and it is commonplace to fuck with darkies I will be there.
applying for warehouse jobs. hope I get them otherwise I'll neck myself
>>84785850>doesn't post an OG maymay to counter
>>84785912So never in your lifetime then, anonymous keyboard warrior
>>84785926Shut up you dildo brain x
Lads have you read the news front pages? I have rarely been as happy as I feel this morning. The resistance has started!
>>84785921after working in one for a month you will also want to rope
the blood, the blood, the blood, we want the blood
Went for a nice little walk today.
>>84785946ok liberal faggot
to larp, to larp, we want to larp anonymously
>>84785957northen ireland has always been like that, the english are much more passive
>>84785967I have no political stance you mong. Try harder faggot.
>>84785957It's just a couple of lads setting stuff on fire. Next week all is forgotten.
>>84785981Less full stoppy, more not as much full stoppy. M'k.
>>84785961at least I'll be able to afford some rope hahahaha
>>84785325>>84785331Burn this shit colonised country down. Couldn't care less as an Englishman now. I don't feel British any more.
>>84785981Bollocks. Everyone has a political stance. Are you telling me you have no opinion whatsoever about how to run the economy, migration, welfare, foreign relations, policing, the NHS, education. Nothing at all? You have zero opinions even on things that affect you directly?
has there ever been peace and tranquility in Northern Ireland
>>84785776Low rent Deano filling her up with thick white cock and slapping her tits around on a Friday evening after a week skiving off at the construction site. She can't get her mind off the smooth brain simpletons who worship her midness from the ivory tower of her budget gaming chair. Hard now. BRB.
>>84785992>at least I'll be able to afford some ropechrist
>>84785966Looks a lot like Sunderland.>>84785997No.
>>84785776Little chubbster in the making right here. Corrr.
>>84786014She will 100% be as wide as she is tall in 10 years' time.
>>84785331I've already got a padded air max jacket tbf
Don't talk shit about Ruth.
>>84785996>Everyone has a political stance.Bold statement. Let's see how this pans out over the next 15 mins.
>>84786024>I've already got a padded air max jacket tbfProof?
>>84786023I have no idea who she is but I await more lewd photos in due course. Cheers.
>>84785776If only she adjusted the camera more for that asmr. That's the only way these bints can get their views up.
>>84786055Her tits are too far apart imo
>>84785511It's funny, you'd think that the IRA would be supporting these thugs to "defend Ireland", but SF not only defends the mass migration they actively support it.
>>84786055its like if blue whisper grew up on a council estate
Corrr lunch in 30
>>84786059Gonna be a cracking pair of hangers in due course, though.
>>84786055Now imagine that Yeti mic being replaced by a thick girthy white cock and those tits unsheathed flopping around for you to play with. Divine.
>>84786059They're lush. Love the way she talks about meeting a random guy at night and they start making out. Really is that easy for some lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P9bs8VM6Sg>>84786070blue whisper is not as fit and not 19.
Ruthmong whats your go to ASMR bint these days?
ASMR bints are bigger slags than OF whores desu. They act all naive and sweet but they know what they're doing
ASMR squelching noise of a thick white cock repeatedly sliding in and out of a lubed up engorged inviting white fanny
>>84786099hazel rambles is my non-rose favourite asmrtist lately.>>84786116Some are very non-sexual about it.
Garn woke up lates gonna gets my wuppa on the go and load up the gay wentai x
>>84786127>Some are very non-sexual about it.Hey the fugly one's.
Ruthmong should start an ASMR youtube channel
>>84786002I think she'll only want to be with a middle class non-tradie lad. They are below her.>>84786014She is very slim.
Fat throbing cocks at eye level surrounding me in all directions about to blast their spaffingtons on my face x
>>84786157Missed you de lad it not the same when you are not here
>>84786150Lies. Such a weird cope.
>>84786163Unironically made for BBC
>>84786163The beginnings of some chonker thighs there lads. I will watch this lass with passive interest and continue to write lurid comments here over time.
>>84786096Imagine the feel of her silky smooth green dress against your skin as she hovers over you and you place your hands on her backside and bring her closer. You are getting hard and she's not even mentioning the latex sheathe. Get in there.
>>84786163background looks like AI or summat I dunno
>>84786127Bollocks pal she's got her hangers on display and her face is caked up like a proper tart
>>84786176I will be so hard that a latex sheath won't even dull the sensation of being balls deep in this delusional mid lass with just the right of amount of meat. Corrrrr.
>>84785986So you have nothing then except my punctuation. Try hard mong. >>84785996Convince me to vote the way you would want me to vote then.
Ruthmong whats your opinion on the belfast attack and protests?
>>84786170I expect there's a lot of BBC on tap over the pond. Her boyfriends have been white so far.
>>84786193It's another reason why immigration has made our country rather unsafe to live in. I don't like it and I think the only thing we can do is just riot at this point sadly.
Listening to a cheeky bit of Gammer and bouncing around my flat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB9_LcYU27U
>>84786207When you say "we" you don't actually mean you, do you. LARPing faggot.
Why do so many asmr girls have this sexy silky green dress in their wardrobe? I want a girlfriend with one.
>>84786175Hopefully she avoids getting any tats and doesn't gain weight. She's a redhead I think so a lot of her makeup disguises that.
Garn get on the phones to Deano and Cammy nows xNeed their fat fucking cocks deep inside me x
Morning de lids It Wumpday x
>>84786192Says you, calling me a dildo brain trying to get a response. You're as mongy as you claim I am.Convince me you're not a fag.
Why did that post get deleted?
>>84785776Wonder if she wears that for her boyfriend. Would be the ideal dress to change into after going back to the hotel on a weekend together.
>>84785966Looks close and thorny
>>84786233Don't need any lads gooning over it later.
>>84786222Garn full scales today little lad? No wantus?
>The PSNI opposed bail for Alodid, for his own safety, because he is considered a flight risk, and because there is a risk of sparking public disorder.
Trying my new twink outfit on for deanos it is ingurland themed for the world cup x
>>84786218She will fill out a bit. She will prioritise her gaming chair over proper exercise since it's low effort and easy returns. She will be thick before much longer. Tastefully so, but still. Tats will be minimal and hidden.
>>84786261Why is bail even a consideration for attempted murder?
>>84786243Too late, chief. I am STROKING HARD rn.
>>84786274Good for her. Go girlie. Take advantage of loser simps while you're still fit. I'd be doing the same if I were born a lush female.
>>84786243Saving you gooners xhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84785322/#q84786163
>>84786281Same lad. Wish I could see behind. Bet it was a nice thong. Probably just walks around beaches with her cheeks out.
>>84785322my neet sister has a crush on nick frost
>>84786284Totally. Simps gonna simp. She is right to capitalise on those so-called men.
I am going to goon to the full size picture later.
victim was classified as "vunerable" und lived in the same HMO as the attacker
looks like a right mong imo
>>84786298>undgenau
>>84786308The long lost Hitchen triplet has been found, but another blow struck to the family.It sad.
>>84786291More of her figure.
>>84786116>they know what they're doingYessir
Watching that willy woore this morning. Fat lazy women everywhere in this country. Bet she on the disabilitybuxx. It lush.
>>84786322>>84786330Thinly veiled advertising that she fucks for cash. Slide in her DMs pal
>>84786308His fat neck probably saved him
Bingo wings in 5 years or fewer.
Tidy figure when she's lounging.
>>84786330Saved them all de lad into my asmr folder. She really should start selling photos and videos dressed like that.
Co-worker next to me is coughing non-stop. I hate being a wagie so much.
Nice little boobies on her too.
>>84786344Cracking highs lad. Good spongy hips too. Oh it lush.
>>84786344Not right them using downie models as influencers.
Ever been to Blackley lads? Seems to be a lot of single mums up that way. Yuck.
Ruthmong spilling his turkish seed to british roses.
Me? Had a dream last night I was engaged in full homosexual intercourse as the designated bottom at a party for gay Chinese uncs in Chengdu. They started stretching me out with a Number 83. Large Spring Roll then moved on to a number 84. XLarge Spring Rolls and it was lush. Creamy muck muck flying everywhere just wish Deanos and the lids were there to experience it with me xAnd yes I necked the spring rolls laters and they were lush and slightly shitty x
>>84786362This needs to be encouraged
>>84786361Hate how women think being a mother means they can be part of society and live that way. I bet they don't even work and rely on the state. They take advantage of all the incentives for mothers without ever needing to work.
>>84786355Right amount of meat on those (t)highs. Very manhandle-able.Ten years down the line she'll be shared by her long-term bf and she will get hooked on the physical attention from strangers entering her and emptying themselves deep inside her.
>>84786361Dinosaur head on the kid ffs wow
>>84786333Yeah probably right lad. She's never maintained any relationships. I expect you'd have to be fairly wealthy as an older man though for a girl like that.
>>84786369Not as devious as the bantu dream the other day but it'll suffice x
This wouldn't have happened if ireland was united
>>84786361Human waste. I loathe societal norms.
>>84786369>They started stretching me out with a Number 83. Large Spring RollOk this'll be the first and hopefully last time I find your posts slightly funny.
>>84786382Morning Bono
>>84786308He looks like SSM kek
>>84786375It's very easy to tell the roses from the non-roses based on the types of photos they post.
>>84786308>>84786298So it was simply mong on mong violence
>>84786399I bet she is wearing plain cotton knickers.
>>84786387But they are given more sympathy than the unemployed man who costs the state far less because they are a "full time mum" and that's "hard work".
>>84786394>We might notDon't bring me in on this pls
>>84786405Give the kid an iPad and they have almost fuck all to do. Genuinely makes me sick how thick some of these cretins are.
Rate my poster lads
>>84786405yes, people who have kids are more valuable to society than people who dont
>>84786404Probably underwear that looks like shorts.
>>84786409Sorry lad. I will delete my post henceforthwithnotswithstanding.
>>84786416Y7 level, wank even.
>>84786416Gammon/10
>>84786239Wonder if you'll ever have a gf
>>84786308He's better looking than you tho?
>>84786419Yes. Comfortable, practical undies that can be pulled to the side for when bf has needs to be inside her.
Dem bean sprouts got me worried I had worms agains for a sec lols xNot had them since I'd been getting taken up the bum by wurple spaki x
Is this a disgruntled tranny that keeps seething about women he/she/they/them finds on youtube a xitter?
>>84786416Bit dark m8
>>84786435You will never experience being inside a woman
Glad spammong adopted a name. So easy to filter now.
>>8478641610/anonymous larper
>>84786436Were they moving? They might not have been what you first thought... little lad
>>84786446Your mum always had a good word to say about me.
>>84786415Give the kid an ipad or get grandma to collect her so she can go out and get her trashy hooker-tier nails, eyelashes and tan done with her mate (also a single mum). If the kid is staying overnight with grandma, she's going to the clubs or using tinder and getting another one night stand (so she can get more child maintainance in nine months time). The father will never be in the child's life. She makes sure to get another few sprogs in towards the end of her 30s to make sure she can keep her three bedroom house for another 18 years. Millions of them in the country living this mundane lifestyle. Grim.
>>84785905Nahhh, I'll just keep lurking, it'll make sense sooner or later.
>>84786380No more than you would for a regular AW prozzie lad. These bints are often from rich families, they don't do it for the money, they just enjoy the degenerate nature of the transactional relationships with pissing off their parents as a secondary but important factor
>>84786454Is that the best banter you've got
>>84786436Purple aki and you would go together very well me thinks
>>84786471Aki is dead you fucking mong.
>>84786469Of course not. It was a weak response to your frankly weak comment about me never experiencing being inside a woman. Have a fucking word with yourself, and we'll go for round two, you weapon.
>>84786465She is from christian family with a farm and big house. So maybe you are onto something there.
My DVDs were rerouted? Delayed, you say?*puts on balaclava*Guess this means war! BLOODY FOREIGNERS!
>>84786476You what?? You are right I just googled it FFS. Rip a legend.
Big chinese uncs lathering me up in sesame oil round the back of the local cash only chinese x
Found you lads an autistic mature girlfriend.
>>84786456100% this. Fillers. Trash. Benefits. The kind of person that you wonder "why even bother". Grim times, friends.
>>84786484Exactly pal, the psychology of women is easy once you accept they are all utter slags
>>84786490Sodomy AND tax evasion. It LUSH.
>>84786491The back of that lad's head is disgusting.
>>84786491>spastic lanyardMakes sense.
>>84786479Sore that you'll never have sex, you failure of life.
>>84786499Let's see the back of your head then
>>84786465If she come to England, I'd have sex with her for 1000 quid. Hopefully 36 isn't too old for a sexy 19 yeat old bird.
>>84786510You're back to your original point, just recycled. Still weak. Try harder.
>>84786517That's too much pal going to put her off, she knows herself that she's not worth that much
>>84786517Half your age plus seven is the lower boundary:>(36 / 2) + 7 = 25So yeah, too old.
Let me, an unemployed, never had sex nobody tell you how the country should be run and how children should be raised
>>84786308>looks like a right mong imoHe is special needs. You are a sociopath imo
>>84786529Not him but that rule is bollocks, nobody sticks to it in practice. Personally I've cracked a teenie when I was closer to her mum's age than hers, and her mum didn't care, just glad to have her out the house
The RA will take care of it.
>>84786531>sociopathJust mongs who can't into reading. Headlines only and speculate and larp on 4chan
Britain the capital of violent Sudanese freaks OH AYE
>>84786499He used to be a boxer and had a hard life sniffing coke. He has had lots of fights so his head is all fucked physically. Now he goes round filming shitholes in the UK.
>>84786543Guideline, not rule. I have also been over the line once, same sort of situation as your description.
>>84786545Thase feckin proddy sudanes fella's
Look at this screenshot do all my thinking for me
>>84786529I don't care. I am attracted to females like that. Not old hags my age.
>>84786563You a big thinker mate? Lmao. Faggot
>>84786556Done more with his life and still is doing more with his life than you lad.
Seethers here again :/
Surrounded by mongs at work
>>84786570I'm not a cokehead that goes round winding up people by sticking a camera in their face. I'm better than him.
Stop pointing out that I'm a larping man child on an anonymous website
Was he a Catholic Sudanese or a Protestant Sudanese?
>>84786566>I don't care.>>84786517>Hopefully 36 isn't too old for a sexy 19 yeat old bird.Pick a stance, Captain Flip Flop.
>>84786577He posted on /britfeel/ on a Wednesday morning.
>>84786569That triggered you pretty easily. Must've hit a nerve, eh?
>>84786588Chuckled. Nice one lad. Needed a larf.
Are we gonna let the 36 year old unc get away with being on 4chan. THIRTY FUCKING SIX.
>>84786405>But they are given more sympathy than the unemployed man who costs the state far less because they are a "full time mum" and that's "hard work".Obviously reproduction is valuable. We do value women inherently because they can have babies, just like you worship random ASMR slags who do nothing of value. Just because they exist. Yes, men aren't the same. Not sure how you'd struggle to understand that unless you're like transgender.
>>84786572We were doing alri til then too
anybody want to travel to belfast with me today?
If you put my life under the microscope like I put the lives of people I find on social media and the news, then you're a seether. Mongs can't take their own medicine.
Me? Tied to a rickety garden chair I the chinky cellar and they have fucked off upstairs to start lunch time service it not fucking rite. Garn have that much spunk oozing from my prolapsed botty I might flood the cellar x
are you making plans for nigel?
>>84786620Only anonymous mad men approaching 40 allowed to epically destroy others online de lid
>>84786572He been here a while this morning but no bites turned him and his brain to mush
>>84786636Point out his post then lad
Seriously, for most of history women stayed at home raising kids. That's normal. Expecting them to work is abnormal. Putting yourself on the same level as women as far as needing "sympathy" for being "unemployed" is abnormal. We do value women inherently. Men are valued for what they do. Obviously an unproductive male is not the same as a child rearing female. When you say that you're basically presenting yourself a grown hairy man as if you're a trophy wife who should be taken care of to look pretty. It is borderline transgenderism and it does give people the creeps.
>>84786623Death by drowning in spunk would be a fitting end for the UK Chairman
>>84786491Fucking hell she said was 40 years old. Must've had a hard life.
>>84786630Indeed, indeed de lod.
84786636Every one of my posts has had a reply, because you just can't stop being an anonymous try hard. Keep trying.
>>84786623I doubt you will be flooding the cellar mate unless your bowels are tardis like I would not worry
need tesco meal deal suggestions quick x
>>84786675Ask mummy for suggestions and ask her if she wants anything from the shops.
>>84786675Tap water toilet roll banannas
>>84786612We were doing so bloody well>>84786636True
>>84786675Cook something yourself. You can cook, right?
>>84786684Point out all the amazing posts up until that time?
>>84786654>doesn't quote the post with arrowsBruv, come on.
>>84786675Chicken triple, Monster fruity, Walls sosij roll.
ur all useless had to pick my own meal thanks a lot x
The acknowledgement of my posts get me though the day, I feel special. Grim.
>>84786712>not even 8 minutes>Tesco meal deal>spastic passGrim.
The ASMR lass part of proceedings is done, I presume
It not lush. The chinese uncs are 'lending' me to one eyed ali. The same one eyed ali I stood up the other day in favour of a wantu bum sesh xHis balls gonna be almost bursting I bet I cannae wait for him to be inside me and that is lush x
>>84786711thanks mate i got mself bacon egg sarnie, them new doritos and pepsi max x>>84786721well im not standing around in tescos waiting for replies on britfeel am i
FYI lads I post here every time I make a commit to my project repo on GitHub,
>>84786724What else is there to say? She is fit and needs my British sperm.
>>84786734>not standing around in tescos waiting for replies>>84786675>need tesco meal deal suggestions quickMake it make sense x
>>84786684Womfier days are upon us matey, this era isn't womfy at all.
>>84786724You would KNOW that, being a useless NEET, not like ME a wonderful wagie. Or something similar is the next thing. Or maybe mix it up? I wouldn't know what is occurring as I AM HAVING SEX, you haven't had sex, you virgin incel dosser, could also be another approach. Who knows.
>>84786743i was walking there when i sent that mate
>>84786732QRD on one eyed ali, is he well hung?
>>84786737I want there to be more ASMR lass lewdness is what I'm getting at.
Got shit with sugar on in the end
>>84786748Ah ok now I understand. Enjoy yer sammich, my man x
It was probably crap tier to some, but I quite enjoyed it.The Story of Henry Sugar.
>>84786759cheers lid
>>84786747Are you actually ok pal? x
>You would KNOW that, being a useless NEET, not like ME a wonderful wagie. Or something similar is the next thing.>Or maybe mix it up? I wouldn't know what is occurring as I AM HAVING SEX, you haven't had sex, you virgin incel dosser, could also be another approach. Who knowsNo idea what this means but it look like a melty
>>84786761No worries lod
Orange hi-vis mong boy was fuming internally. Get back to work muppet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpYvZnBfZzs
>>84786763I haven't taken the meds for today, so potentially no.*takes meds*Can I get back to you in ~30 min, give an update?
BRB just off to stroke to Quinn Finite.
>>84786732>wantuBantu update right fucking now.
Loading audit_routine.exe
>>84786774Of course you can, de lad. I'll be around x
>>84786734No, you're a grim pass buyer and heavily invested in 4chan because you have no friends and little life outside of this site.
>>84786776ALso quite partial to some Lexi Grey too
>>84786776Proper busted
>tfw get sent home early from work because more riots plannedNorthern Ireland riots part 2: electric boogaloo >another list doing the rounds on social media of road closures at 1pm>schools closed>shops closing>busses stopping>local groups who claimed last nights antics are saying todays could be bollox but no one really knows People think its all bullshit but they aren't taking the chance (and you get a cheeky half day in work)
>>84786787How I like em in porn x
Scraper has been completely done
>>84786783my good mate gifted me it actually lad
>>84786796No they didn't please stop kidding yourself. It is ok if you bought one but admitting it would be a good start.
It alright. Ali taking me to see Yousef and the mosque lids for a rimming session behind the biffa bins at the local masjid x
Really enjoy this DJ Audits video. Got tired of his routine for a while but looks like he has been finding some good tyrants lately.
>>84786791Sell you the .com if you want pal
>>84786804Nty I am ok
>>84786786Also Lucia Love for that used up council lass look.
>>84786807Go on pal, couple bags and it's yours, good deal that is
Who wants to team up and audit? Safety in numbers lads against these bully boys. We could get out and about more instead of staying in all the time.
>>84786796You bought it so you could post more drivel to pass the time you have every single day. You have a lot of time to yourself. You're kidding no one, you lonely mong.
Ruth's private zones
>>84786802>Really enjoy this DJ Audits video>enjoy AuditsAbsolutely grim.
>>84786798>>84786815>You've been gifted a 4chan Pass!>From: 4chan Pass <4chanpass@4chan.org>no need to be jealousback to work now as im employed x
>>84786816Reckon beckie has a lush innie like her.
>>84786819>back to work now as im employedI take it all back if you actually have a job, proof?
>>84786800Dubs for curry rimming and that is lush
>>84786819You are an odious bore and you have no friends, this site is your life.
>>84786763Sorry, I forgot to do an actual response, I was assuming it was a post about what type of spam will be next now that ASMR hour has finished.I think spending a lot of time alone online has messed with my mind, and I forget I'm speaking with genuine people, and blahblahblah excuses n stuff.Sorry again.
Bit wrong DJ using that face detect site to show up them wagies. Very stalkerish.
At mosques now they got me a new less dirty mattress for behind the biffa bins it got a tiny shitty stain on it but it doesn't smell bad so it is lush x
Imagine being extra enough to be gifted a pass to this shitpit.>Son, it's your birthday soon, what do you want?>I WUD LIEK 4CH@N PASS PORT PLASE DADA>Alright son, I will arrange that. I am proud of you for the progress you've made, keep it up.>THANK VRY MUCH DADA WUV YU
>>84786815>>84786798Turkish melty
>>84786835No need to apologise - as long as you're doing OK now x
>>84786849Don't see how it's any of your business tbfwyl?
>>84786850Think you clicked the wrong one
>>84786850Would it matter if was Turkish, which I am not. You bought a pass because the posters on this site are the closest you have to friends. You have too much time on you're hands every day, you're lonely.
>>84786849>Mummy can I have a 4chan pass for my birthday!
Auditors are attention seeking antagonists. Very low rent. Sad. Viewers are just as bad.
>>84786854The meds are en route to the mental elf zone as we speak.
>>84786862Pass buying mong thinks his pass gives him super powers
>>84786855Unless you actually gifted it to yourself from another email (which is beyond cringe), that means there's someone out there that you've convinced sufficiently that your time here is worth of bypassing the simplest of hurdles.This is the part where you make a comment about be not being able to afford a pass HUR DUR etc and we do our set piece. I'll wait. In your own time.
>>84786448this is one of his better ones imo
>>84786876Top one, nice one, get sorted x
Yousef finding me mid-orgasm after I've been fingering my bumhole vigorously for the past 10 minutes only to deny me my spaffingtons xIt not rite they cage my little willy like this we needs that equality in lifes x
Welp it would appear my pass is quite a source of jealousy/melties
>>84786872You should be allowed to film in public without confrontration. Just because you were in the background doesn't mean shit. Thing of the police vans now doing face detection for their databases, the shops that scan your faces and mismatch you as being a shoplifter. That's what people need to be worried about. Not Nigel poking a camera through a fence at an industrial estate. If they just carried on working, he wouldn't have much of a video.
>>84786893How long have they been blueballing you for lid I bet your wollocks are about to burst
Those that use passes are the sort that do the selfie humiliation ritual to get on pornhub.
>>84786885Ok, still don't see how it's any of your business, poorfag who can't afford a pass thinks I'm cringe ermm ok ill survive im sure haha
Passes for paedos x
Why are seethers so enraged by a 4chan pass? Tf?
>>84786908Nice bait anonymong
He shows his pass since badge to impress his only friends on 4chan.
>>84786913Ah so you work for the government/media/police/social services/a law firm.
>Look at my super cool spacker badge
Holy fuck , you mean to tell me he had FIFTEEN QUID (15) laying around to spunk on a 4chan pass???? What will he do for money now?
Mate I have barely even said anything while you've had multi para melties about my pass. Go splash your face with water and calm down lol
Just checked pornhub. It won't even let you make an account if you're in the UK. How are you lads getting your fix?
Why won't he put the pass on? Because it's a seether trolling now.t. Him
>>84786849Writing little imaginary plays for some reason lmfao wind your neck in haha
I do believe i am owed an apology from my fellow Ulsterman who said yesterday that fuck all would happen
>>84786924Just shouting at it now till something dribbles out. It's all we can do.
>>84786931What was the post? Could've been me desu
>>84786937The riots lid, was adamant it was a big nothing burger , then they started burning out HMOs kek
>>84786924Can't you guys bypass age verification/region lock with a VPN? I can do that as an Aussie to get past the age requirement. But pornhub has been absolute shit for years now so I don't really go there.
>>84786907Sounding and string around the helmet.
good morning friends.feel rough af classic had-too-much-caffeine style. how's everyone doing today?>>84785738a man cut from my own cloth. although for me it was>Co-op Hot & Spicy Chicken Mini Fillets (305g)combine those with>Co Op Bakery Brown Scotch Rolls (4 pack)and>Co-op Sweet & Crunchy Salad (250g), and you've got yourself a treat.>>84786416makes me think you're meant to know about the character on the right, like the Schindler's List girl in the red coat.>>84786736important to keep everyone informed, IMO.lollin @ the lad domain parking. it'll be a crazy day when .el drops.
>>84786929Showing off your pass is loser tier but seething is worse desu. You get a pass today my friend excuse the pun.
>>84786941Bit of a faff doing all that though isn't it? It's best to have an offline stash.
>>84786908>poorfag who can't afford a passYou assumed this. You're wrong. I choose not to purchase one. Give that some thought.
Got a little bit of precum crusting over my japs eye and I can't get to clean it off it itchy as fuck and not lush one bit x
Lads can I pass the age verification thing if I use my mum's phone? I don't own a smartphone.
>>84786924NordVPN.
>>84786930Only are Sean needs to wind his neck in.haha etc
>>84786924This >>84786962 Or if you have the know-how you can get a VPS and make your own VPN it can work out cheaper.
>>8478695520 quid a year for convenience isn't even a second thought when you've got the money. You're a brokie and thats OK, not judging you but let's be honest
Me? Tampermonkey script that bypasses captcha every time. It 9.5x L U S H B E R G.
>>84786955based.although, have you ever been on 4chan on a phone (lately)? the CAPTCHA on a totally fresh browser session is just one spot-the-difference, and after a few you're all set.IMO they should do the opposite: phone-users buy apps and them. to them, 'buying a forums account' is as normal as buying horse armour DLC. (Lowtax was a clever man.)
>>84786968What is it? Your friend bought it or you did? Two different stories within half an hour?
>>84786968>convenienceIt's a piss easy captcha. Your tolerance for inconvenience must be super low. Which is fine, it all makes sense now. I'll leave it there.
>>84786972On GNU/Linux it makes you solve really difficult ones for a good while for some reason.
>>84786974Good spot, Sherlock.*recharges popcorn for drama*
mind you, are we still sending traffic to some-intelligence-company.biz?i just take it for granted that EasyList sorts everything. who audits the auditors?
At least he can respond to the sustained ridicule more quickly.
>>84786974>>84786978Not really that serious mate to be fair is it
>>84786989Not when you've been caught out as a low quality troll
>>84786980anti-Linux racism lad. checking your user agent string, saying, 'go on then, if you're such a bright spark, solve THIS.'for me it's the hCAPTCHA then 5 (FIVE) hardmode CAPTCHAs on pages that aren't posting/reporting.
>>84786972Don't need educated on the internet by the SA party animal. Patronising mong
>>84786989You are so busted.
Arse is achey after last night's wantu wonanza but will solider on and meet up with the (black) lads again tonight oh aye xIt's a tough life but someone's gotta live it innit?
>>84786980I suspect it's down to browser and/or user agent fingerprinting. It's common for bots and scrapers to run on Linux with spoofed UAs, so you're bundled in with the shady crowd. Bit like solving image CAPTCHAs on Tor - the exit node IP ranges are full of absolute cunts, so there are way more images to get right.
Anyone play Monster Hunter? Got World on sale, pretty fun so far. I enjoy these kinds of grindy games I think.
>>84787002It's a hard life indeed but you are the strongest little lad around x
>The pass was gifted to me>I have a job I can afford one, poorfag >I found the pass in the street on my way to the shops
>>84787014You still stewing and boiling about this while we have moved on de lid
I for one am glad we have monitooors monitoooring this thread.
>BBC cancel Doctor Who Christmas specialLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLGet fucked you cunts, about fucking time.
>>84787019Pass avatar off, eh lad?
>>84787020MONITOOR THIS*sharts through yer letterbox*
>>84787021Only right that Davies was the one to revive it and fuck it to death. His new Channel 4 show was pretty decent, but it's very gay-coded like everything he does nowadays.
>>84787014Question lid if 1 of these statements is true or all or none how exactly does it affect your life?
>That'll be 14.88 pounds worth of token usage, goy
>>84787019Why have you turned your special badge off lad, how will I know when you've impressed me?
Started on the weed haven't I
>>84787011original Monster Hunter World installed a rootkit on my PC (might still be there) so i never actually played it.new one looks fine, even the weird Pokemon one could be fun. still think Orbitals and Final Fantasy Resonance were the best of show at yesterday's Nintendo Direct.what did YOU like the look of on yesterday's Nintendo Direct, friends?
>>84787027How very rude of you.>>84787035>very gay-codedIt's literally about gay stuff in Manchester.
>>84787039>make wild claims to attract investors>all bollocks>bordering on corporate fraud>quick release of failed training job to avoid fines/prison
>>84787050Why did you help dox Sean?
>>84787056>Why did you help dox Sean?Who is it that cares about this other than the man himself?
>>84787039>asking so-called AI the most trivial of questionsHumanity is absolutely cooked.
My most recent ban for was for posting publicly available phots on a britfeel thread. I don't think it was warranted, but I suspect Sean reported me.
>>84787051I'm forren it's my culture, you bigot.
Skitzoarse clanker innit
>>84786786Ended up watching LG get absolutely battered in a gangbang. Now, back to skiving at work for 3 more hours.
>>84787068corrr you're on this again.lad, what if it CREATES something? like that Voynich Manuscript, but only for the eyes of other AI agents? what DON'T they want us to know...?
>>84787059I care about it and that good lad you replied to isn't me so there's at least 2 of us
>>84787039Fucking lmao. Everyone is so scared of pulling the sword from the black stone. It's only a matter of time imo. Of course you get massive knee-jerk reactions when the 'AI ethics/AI safety' crowd start raising their whiny castrato voices and beating their manboob chests, but eventually you really will just be able to ask an AI bot to write a base pair code for a virus that does something insane like only target specific haplogroups and cause transient ischaemic attacks in specific regions of their brains. The technology already exists in theory, just a question of orchestration, desire, resources and agency.
>>84787066I'm not a bigot, I'm stating the fucking blindingly obvious about a literal gay drama you're saying is 'gay-coded'.>forrenWelcome to Brittania, my dude.
Got Yousef, Toseef, and Cammy the bull lined up in a row in front of me stroking themselves as I kneel before them waiting for the creamy muck muck to disembark their throbbing shafts x
Gonna prompt fable on some exotic gooning techniquesTrve frontier model usage, is it not
>>84787083No I was the sharter.
>>84787066Oh you were on about the letterbox shitting - now I get it.
>>84787050Why did you start faking agoraphobia after the lass you victimised came out about it?
>>84787077Do you believe in chemtrails and the like?
i didn't watch the later RTD gay stuff. Cucumber, Pineapple, and Vinegar, whatever they were called.any good? i just don't trust he has the sensibilities he had has a young man writing Queer as Folk. by Dr Who, he'd gone all anti-religion and anti-Americans.
>>84787089>>84787092In my defence, I'm a tedious cunt.
time for some fish finger sandwich action I think
>>84787077>what DON'T they want us to know...?What don't you want us to know?List of what you refuse to discuss includes:>why you helped dox sean>Why you did it to the lass who made allegations about you irl then you decided to act like you're agoraphobic What else?
>>84787092Yes,>>84787102We know. Blahblahblah drama drama drama, it's all you bang on about you dreary mong.
>>84787101What does allegationlass think?
>>84787050why did you leave us clues to find your 'friend'?
>>84787109Literally my second post of the day, but let's go with your version of events so you can be the big man. OK?
sometimes smell like fish, sometimes smell like shitnot everybody can smell it though don't ya know
>>84787124Kek, why reply to those posts pretending to be one of them then?I await your dramafag response.
>>84787124>my second post of the dayNo it wasn't big man lmao
>>84787129Do your irl friends howl every time you say this
>>84787104>>84787129how would yous know either way, if you were in the same room...?
I don't even post in /britfeel/, what are you maniacs talking about. I haven't even got any fingers so how could I type a response? You're always like this, every time I never come in here.
>>84787146Can you explain why you helped dox Sean?
>>84787146please no eat sosij doggo Mr. fishy
>>84787146Why did you try to dox your "friend" on the radio here as well? Do your family know about the allegations is that why you burned bridges with them?
>>84787149>I haven't even got any fingers so how could I type a response?t. Strong Bad
Faaaarcking hell I am covered and I mean covered in the creamiest of muck mucks from head to toe garn leave it to set for a bit then peel it off x
scousers done me out of some pills.
Ketmong on that allegation grind. He got them allas
Mad how two very distinct but similar versions of Dennis the Menace formed at the same time. Aliens?
>>84787162You done a lass out of her peace of mind and mental health. Only matters when it's you about though eh?
>It's really quite pleasant>Except for the smelllol great lyric timing there.might check for more music///britfeel/ synchronicities x
how would u lads woo dis delicate english rose?>>>/gif/30768854
>>84787162Amoral sociopath
>>84787166what even is the American Dennis the Menace?he's just some blond kid who terrorises his neighbour, the 90s film is like a Home Alone thing...?it's not just Dennis and Gnasher, it's all of Beanotown. comic universe just the same as the Marvel/DC superheroes, or 2000 A.D.
>>84787178I just pull my irresistible pecker out and fuck her arse de lid! Fishy muck muck for everyone!
>>84787171How about the synchronicity of when you helped dox sean then he got doxxed? Or the synchronicity of all the time you'd spent before that pretending to be his mate? Oh wait... thats like the opposite of a synchronicity
>>84787189That's the synchronicity of being a scumbag rat bastard.
>>84787187He's just an annoying kid who terrorises his neighbour. I used to have the cartoon on VHS. Wasn't the live action film about him being kidnapped by a homeless man? I seem to remember a scene about baked beans. It was always on telly when I was younger.
>screening applications for a groundsperson role (NOT groundsman, okay?! it could be a woman!)>some arsehole listed his BTEC Furniture Science qualification from the London College of Furniture (2 years)Fuck me the entire system is so fucked lmao this shit is mental.
>>84787187American Dennis the menace will throw an egg at your windowBritish Dennis the menace will petrol bomb your houseBig difference
>>84787187>what even is the American Dennis the Menace?he's just some blond kid who terrorises his neighbour, the 90s film is like a Home Alone thing...?>it's not just Dennis and Gnasher, it's all of Beanotown. comic universe just the same as the Marvel/DC superheroes, or 2000 A.D.Creepy old man x
>>84787178Everything looks crazy without context. We know what has happened in pakistani establishments with children. You don't know if she's telling the truth here, and come back as an adult. It happens. It should happen.
Bear in mind, the way ketmong dodges the hard questions here, he did the exact same IRLA lass made allegations about him and his reaction was to randomly become "agoraphobic" when he'd spend 30 years as a partying neurotypical by all accounts.He just decided to retreat and ignore her so he didn't have to deal with it.Only cares about himself, can do as he pleases to others Scumbag
*informs anon that the meds aren't working**adds that it's probably due to them not being the correct meds and how his Dr's are just conspiring to push happy pills on him and not bother about genuine help*
>>84787162So why did you help dox Sean?
That's me agoraphobic now.Time to rush through a 3rd party ADHD diagnosis. Plus I get DRUGS! FUN FOR ME!(My victim...don't care) Ooh I'm so loopy because im a drug abusing mong better ring the psychosis team wor mate a get me loaded up a few new diagnosis That's me proper mental decked out with all the diagnostics I need, nobody will believe that slag now
Take mi down t'paradise cityWhere the natives are quite and their kids are prettyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8KtWcy1ONM
>fan fiction plotlines end >(no longer 25, no longer middle-class living off parents, etc.)>new ones spring up>equally nonsense>weird fixation on predatory adult-teenager romance fiction >bullies a random anon going on his holibobs yesterday>realises his mistake and course-correctswonder if the Kiwi Farms and SA allegations arcs will go anywhere, or just vanish like all the rest.
>Bear in mind, the way...
>>84787249Meanwhile crowns himself the king of judging if anybody else is faking >give himself away with the finger at the end. but he'll claim his autism meant he didn't understand the situation, so how COULD he be the bully here? :)As if he has a leg to stand on. Actual unironic psychopath.
>>84787255>>fan fiction plotlines end>(no longer 25, no longer middle-class living off parents, etc.)>new ones spring up>equally nonsense>weird fixation on predatory adult-teenager romance fiction>bullies a random anon going on his holibobs yesterday>realises his mistake and course-corrects>wonder if the Kiwi Farms and SA allegations arcs will go anywhere, or just vanish like all the rest.You helped dox sean and you victimised a lass. These are your own words. Cope on you creepy faggot.
>>84787264Yo I got bear cheddarDon't be silly, we don't make bear cheese you fool
So many normoslop nuVidya trailers being shat out right nowSome kinda E3 going on i reckon
>>84787255Nobody falling for your low iq gaslighting matey.
back to the second half of my kino, methinks.
Me? In too good a mood for ANY seething to get to me. Bring it on, seethies.
>>84787255Can't lie this is low mate. I actually liked you before but you're just lying here and trying to mislead. Makes it very plausible the rumours are true if this act comes so natural to you.
>>84787131To be a source of entertainment to you, my liege.
>>84787288He has always been a grifting wrongun. Just hadn't posted long enough for his creepy tricks to be recognised. Guarantee anybody who's known him enough IRL is well familiarised with this.
>>84787134You're right - maybe my fifth, I wasn't keeping track x
>>84787294Just for me? Thanks Mr, I normally don't like that kind of thing, but you making me feel speshul.
>>84787255To clarify >>84787288Nothing you posted there is of any concern to anyone here. You left out the actual subjects while acting like you've now put a pin in it with le smug react. Scummy and manipulative.
ALIGN is a good start for Wordle today btw lads
>>84787311He's had 2 days to deny being a doxxing victimising wrongun (not that he really can since its his own words in the archive). Anybody who hadn't done it wouldn't accept being called a wrongun that much.
>>84787301I live to serve, after all.
No idea who you're talking about btw and I don't care enough to ask etc
Not even that bothered but ketmong does deserve to be a pariah for assisting with doxxing sean. The fact he does that then just thinks life goes on like normal is weird. Obviously all the personalities should distance themselves.
decided on hash browns foe me dinner in the end
>>84787255Pipe tf down you've been found out and no amount of may mays will change that.
>>84787288i'm not the one writing fan fiction about a guy i don't know. it's flattering, but some of his sexual stuff is a bit weird. i've never been accused of SA by anyone, he's just decided that's what he wants to write about. same way i simply don't have a Kiwi Farms account or these secret group chats.he's got stuff wrong even WITHIN his own narrative. i leave him to it, and he just keeps going. i suppose i've ruined plots now, oh well.it is a bit funny, i'll admit.
Can anyone gift me a 4chan pass please?
>>84787313you'll have to be faster than that, sneaky troller!
>>84787346Who tf is writing fanfiction. You were a party animal goon for 30 years who lived in party flats and went gay clubbing, then you received an allegation from a woman and all of a sudden came down with "agoraphobia". You helped doxx sean and you had a laugh with the doxxers after. You used LJDrama and you use Tattle Life. Now go on and point out the fan fiction. Bear in mind I have archive receipts for the LOT you snivelling rat bastard. Go on then nows your chance.
New edition? What shall it be?
Me? I've got two wantus DP'ing my mushroomed arsehole, Deano throatpieing me, all while I finger two of the mosque lids arseholes sniffing my fingers as I go. And that is lush x
>>84787346Hurry up and prove it false you utter wrongun rat filth
QRD on the ketmong drama?
>>84787356>>84782460 >>84782479 bit weird there m80.>went gay clubbingwas that just a phase in my late 20s, or am i gay?can't keep up with all this lore tbqh.
>>84787371See here for a brief ketmong QRD (not exhaustive) >>84787356Now let's wait for him to ignore it or make me ironic may may non response
>>84787357Beehive edish
New one up and running lads>>84787378>>84787378>>84787378
>>84787375Literal non response that addressed nothing. You've been found out you lying scumbag rat bastard
>>84787375No denials. All true then. All we needed to know. Cheers.
>>84787355*shakes fist**wanks cock*
>>84787396a troller i RESPECT.
>>84787403Your life is an abomination because of how you've treated people btw. You're not the victim.
