seagull nicking your chips edition
>>84828234Plain but serviceable, better than cringe wacist seethers
Creamy and fresh deano creampies just for me x
britfeel minecraft server plug
>>84828251not giving microsoft my money but thank you anyway
I'd love to date a nice introverted wagie rose who buys me nice things for my birthday and christmas.
Social housing rents are calculated using property prices from 1999 lmao. Massive subsidies provided by the taxpayer to house the most unproductive people in the most expensive areas in the country. Clownworld.
>>84828241that image is a png so you can put on other images for an instant op imageimage
>>84828263those kind of girls can be found in charity shops and librarys i think
>>84828234Wrong thread (OP is a fagwog), post here:>>84828016>>84828016>>84828016
>>84828262You can join with a cracked client microsoft authentication is off.
are male lollipop ladies called lollipop gentlemen?
Me and my sparked out boy pussy getting a seeing too from Deano x
>>84828312oh no im not some hakerman
>>84828283They wouldn't want a 36yo man with no experience and life progress.
>>84828325sorry to hear that friend, you'll always be welcome here though
>>84828266Oh aye, like this little ditty.
>>84828352cracking op image that
>>84828352Coooorrrr, I agree with>>84828361 mayhaps a new default general image to replace Feel Street?
>>84828374Nah the different ones for different topics suits well imo
Me? Able to take two deanos at once nows. That dragon wildo is working an absolute treat x
>>84828378I'll be honest most of the editions are utter wank and have nothing to do with the thread. I like the idea of having a default general image and then if and when a particular edition is called for using that for a thread or two depending on if there's a big topic people want to talk about.
>>84828263>>84828325Why won't she go on UC/PIP?
Remember when we always used the same OP pic?
>>84828234Got an exam today lads (18+). Fucking shite flashbacks it is
>>84828422yeah, we didnt give op image lad enough credit
Thanks for advertising the new thread in the previous one. Nice one lad. Great job
But I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary worldSomehow I have to findAnd as I try to make my way to the ordinary worldI will learn to survivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdMEwvT-x0A
one deano, two deano, three deano, four, all lined up behind my backdoor x
>>84828392I think they're all fine tbqh
>>84828457Christ Layer Cake is such a fucking good film
Pub now bye
Me? Wanking off to Meganhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQuQ8zDxGh0
Never been to a pub and never been to a nightclub
>>84828444the other one's been deleted
>>84828528Pub > Nightclub 100% of the timeUnless you're talking about the county in rotherham town centre then to be honest I'd rather be supping a pint on the front lines.
>>84828528nightclubs were shit, too expenseive too loud to talk any everyone's a coked up wanker, pubs are comfy
>>84828528Same, see absolutely zero appeal to either of them. I've walked past and looked in and they just look fucking grim. Also no clue how people spend that much money on booze. I guess that must be literally all they spend their money on outside of the necessary bills:>rent>utilities>food>PUB AND NIGHTCLUB WOOO NIGHT OUT YESSSS LADS TEN QUID FOR A DRINK HAHAHA SUCH A GOOD TIME PUKING AND COLD AND HAVING LOUD SHITTY MUSIC BLARING IN YOUR EARS SO YOU CAN'T THINK AND HAVE TO SHOUT EVERY WORD I LOVE LIVING MY LIFE FOR THE WEEKEND PUB AND NIGHTCLUB LADS WOOOO!!!!No thanks.
>>84828546Was just looking to see if any auditors went to the country and found my little fucking enclave mentioned kek few streets away from me thishttps://youtu.be/apvCbe_UUUM
>>84828528been to pubs, but just fully don't get it.It's loud. It's filled with other people. All you can do is sit and drink. What am I meant to be getting out of this?Anything you can achieve in pub you can achieve in greater comfort by dragging cheap garden furniture into the street outside.
Imagine being a rockstar circa 1965-2005. All the fucking pussy you could get. Rock stars used to fucking slam so many birds it was ridiculous. Playing guitar really well meant being an automatic klunge spunge. Now hardly anyone gives a shit about rock music. Incels exist because rock music died.
>>84828570That is absolutely grim lad
one deano, two deano, three deano, four, one by one entering into my back door x
>>84828562last time i went into a nightclub it was 2018 there was a large black man in the toilets that would squirt you with cologne without your consent then aggressively demand money
there's a fantasy that you're supposed to "meet people" at the pub, but I don't believe this ever really happens. Is the whole thing just a scam?
>>84828528Ever been to a warehouse rave?
>NOTORIOUS NO GO Muslim and Eastern European areaCan see my house in this video D:https://youtu.be/WZMvZ-vj9Ds
missed the new thread, corrr it's like an excitement injectionnice hearty bowl of Slimfast now x
>>84828602Wow, what an experience! Can't wait until Friday night to go again!
>>84828605Depends on the kind of pub. Went to a mental pub for old geezers once. Pub was famous for crime and shite. Got chatting to one of them we started talking about moon landing conspiracies and all that shite. Kinda fun. Gotta know the area tho innit.
>>84828570>>84828613What an absolute shit hole of a place how do you cope?
Clubs are dying because they are fucking expensive and British wages are shite now. Not really risen much since 2007 crash. Utter shite compared to cost of living. Pubs cling on because old fuckers are the only people with money these days. Pensioners in this country are loaded with cash to blow on pub.
middle class lads see anything besides propah British terraced houses, and they act like it's third world slums.
>>84828625This, and also birds tell men to fuck off and go online now. Also, lots of Gen Z are Muslim or African and do not engage in as much degenerate behaviour. Also club music is fucking shit.
>>84828613>NOTORIOUS NO GO areaWell, is it?
>>84828637>Also, lots of Gen Z are Muslim or African and do not engage in as much degenerate behaviour.Lad if you honestly believe that BAME immigrants, especially the young ones, are Le BaSeD aNd TrAd I've got a bridge to sell you...
>>84828633Lots of Americans, Canadians, swiss, Swedish and Norwegians see propa middle class British terraced houses and think they are third world slums.
>>84828650Not based and trad you mong. They like to rape girls and shit but they still do not drink as much.
could you lads do me a solid and remind me about the can of pop i just stuck in the freezer, in about 15-20 mins? ta.
wanked too much today and I'm lethargic as a result
>>84828660thats a risky game de lidid set an alarm on your phone or something
>>84828633kind of is, isn't it though?
>>84828614>Slimfastdidnt know that was still going, do you like it?
>>84828651Americans are spooky. they live in these strange prepackaged homes where you can punch the walls in, because they'll do anything to avoid living next door to anyone.and frankly, you don't need that much space. i thought US sitcoms were just filmed a certain way on soundstages, then i went to America and nah, families think that's normal.
>>84828660bro has never heard of ice cubes :skull:
>>84828668my alarms sometimes do not trigger 'due to an unknown error' me lad.trust people more than computers x
>>84828672it's quite nice, the issue is i crave desserts AFTER a meal so i'll have a few spoonfuls of SF.arguably defeats its purpose as an occasional meal replacement. but it's better than scoffing normal chocolate.
>>84828660the freezer dosnt make things colder faster
>>84828251Are you going to hack my account/pc and bank account/gf's fanny if I join?
>>84828695retard aIert
Swansea is a massive shithole lads. Like a fucking collapsing town. Rubbish fucking everywhere. Miserable and grey. Nobody is out. Everything seems shut. Feels like a ghost town. So weird.
>>84828417She probably doesn't want to subject herself to that low class lifestyle and has a better work ethic than lads like us. She couldn't buy nice outfits, books and perfumes without a job.
>>84828639Infested? Yes. No go? Not quite.>>84828622I never leave my house.
the first deano unleashes his spaffington cannon inside my back door x
>>84828700I've got better things to do with my time anon
>>84828715Well get a litter picker and start collecting rubbish if it bothers you. That's what I do in my area. You get lots of people saying thank you and having a little chat about how the town's gone to the rats but at least there's still some good left.
>>84828723Like running a Minecraft server?
>>84828731Sort of but pebblehost does the hosting I just give them 4 pounds and they let me say it is mine
Is it nice outside of the west midlands, lads? I think I went once as a child.
>>84828675>you don't need that much space.I can never comprehend this sort of anti-prosperity mindset or why it's so prevalent in British people. It's suffocating, it's absurd. Of course you don't 'need' anything more than four walls and a roof to keep the wind and rain off you, but the point is that it's nice to have big comfortable houses. You don't 'need' a nice phone or a nice car or any food beyond the exact calorific content to maintain your homeostasis, but it's nice to have nice things and good food and fancy cars and it's good when people can live that sort of lifestyle.
sort of thing people panic about, this.turns out it's real. no rhyme or reason to it.
>>84828755well i'll go one further and say i'd find that degree of space actively unpleasant..it stops being a nicety and a reward for your success, it becomes more cleaning and wasted floorspace that could have fit an entire house for every n houses.so it boils down to being a status symbol and it just looks a bit sad. like a toupee or a sports car in middle age.
I just met an Indian technician at a store to get my Computer fixed.Guys legit super smart, Talented that he fixed stuff in 10 mins the actual store couldnt, generous, went out of his way and cleaned my keyboard free of charge just to be friendly. Everyone I met spoke highly of him.I get its low iq to think I met a good one so that means theyre all good, especially with that Nowak situation, but ngl the dumb ape part of my brain has a warmer opinion of them now.
if i was rich, i'd buy a one bedroom flat (not a bedsit, mind, somewhere with a living room).then give the rest to the Treasury. if enough people did this, we could end the charity industry, give back to the British people x
If next year I can't use YouTube and watch audit videos because of Ofcom I will be fuming. A mass audit is needed on these digital tyrants. I'm not buying a phone to scan my face for the government cuck verification nonsense.
Gelper desperately trying to re-inflate his arsecheeks after lunchtimes Bantu bellend beatdown in preparation for going full scale tonight.
>>84828613desu, that just looks like a normal place to me.Am I just unaware of standards of living in England? Where are people living that's so nice?
>>84828768Well that's up to the people who buy those houses, obviously most people prefer to have generally larger houses and are willing to put up with the bigger amount of cleaning required. 'Wasted floorspace' is again an absurd proposition because it's entirely up to the owner of the floorspace if how they use it is wasted or not.>so it boils down to being a status symbol and it just looks a bit sad.But status symbols are normal and natural and most people clearly prefer to have some status symbols than not. It's a normal part of social interaction.I get that you personally might prefer to live in a cosy little flat and that's perfectly fine, you pick the place that makes you happiest, but to actively go out of your way and claim that others don't 'need' the kind of houses they prefer is just weird and coded in a certain sort of resentment that pervades the average British psyche. I'm not a glazer of Americans but I think their attitude towards this sort of thing is way better than the average person over here.
>>84828779historically the migration was probably controlled in such a way they were the doctors etc.probably set the schema in my brain. i only knew two Indian families growing up: my doctor, local corner shop, both sound af. some of the stereotypes are essentially random, as far as my experience goes. black pepple, Oriental people, Jewish people...just weren't any, where i was from. you can say they all reek of cheese, maybe they do, who knows.
>>84828782Just get a VPN lad. Been using one myself for about 5 years now.
>>84828779Wouldn't trust some random to fix my computer. Rather buy a new one if I couldn't fix myself.
>>84828782Are you under 16? Why are you here lad?
if I had all the money in the world I'd have normal sized house and miles of forest that everyone else would have to piss off out of, desu.
>>84828799That won't be any good if they do it worldwide. Imagine also not being able to watch videos or play games past 10pm because of not being verified.
>>84828795fair enough lad. obviously i think the generally British/collectivist is better (both for the individual and the country) but it's a matter of taste. i agree there's no sense in jealousy/seething, but i would like to discourage the type of thinking that leads to excess (that goes beyond comfort or a bit of luxury).although on the other hand you get those tacky high rises in primary colours, convincing 30+ year olds it's 'professional living' to live in a bedsit with a kitchenette and shared bathroom. that's not nice, functional, efficiency - it's madness.
If YouTube starts asking to see your passport to watch videos, Ruthmong might actually off himself.
can't help but notice nobody told me i had a can of pop in the freezer.
a second deano takes the first deanos place, spaff cannon locked and loaded x
>>84828824it asked me over five years ago. before all the Ofcom stuff. had to 'reactivate' my account by providing a phone number and government-issued ID.weird as hell.
if I had all the money in the world I'd have a girlfriend
>>84828797all the brown people I grew up around had families who'd been here since the 50's or whatever, and were raised in a situation where they were expected to become English, so they were basically English.Feel a bit bad for them, because they're going to be stuck between a rock and a hard place going forward. They're not going to fit in in 3rd world enclaves either.
>>84828826Was hoping it would kersplode your freezer desu wy
>>84828812>but i would like to discourage the type of thinking that leads to excess (that goes beyond comfort or a bit of luxury).Honestly why though? What's wrong with the average person having better things than they currently do? I don't mean to get all up n your face, but this sort of reasoning sounds like weird quaker morality about 'avoiding excess' and stuff, but it's not talking about ethical behaviour or sin it's just talking about material prosperity.Take a look at the house again>>84828675If that is what you consider to be 'beyond luxury' then I don't even know what to say lol. Frankly I think it's an indictment of our country that such houses are not just the norm for a family. We have been conditioned to accept what amounts to Soviet level penury and been told we should be grateful for it and to 'curb out consumption' and stuff. Total anti-growth, anti-prosperity mindset that paralyses the drive and soul of people. The conceptual basis for a crabs in a bucket style society.
>>84828838quite a nasty pasty, you.i hope you fall in love and she/he is secretly in love with an ex the whole time and eventually goes back to him.
>>84828850Love? Me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C377nonHHwk
just had a nap now im setting up my pension account, i live life on the edge
>>84828803No but they will make every one verify.>>84828824Hopefully it's just for comments. Couldn't care less about comments to be honest.
No wountersigned wassport? No youtube.
>>84828842for me it's the practicality of it, lad. new towns were 4x lush because they had what we now call 'purpose built accommodation' (???) instead of slums. i DO think those were good.i'm not happy with the current overpopulation OR housing shortage, but living within your means is a pretty healthy British trait. i want everyone fed and sheltered comfortably, but i also think it's right to be grateful with some modest amount of something, rather than that becoming your baseline then you decide, 'nope, i need MORE.'not advocating for Soviet tier penury. plenty of rough places in the world like that today. but i would say one bedroom per child, no 'spare bedrooms' or gaming rooms or any of that, a living room for recreation? what specialist need do you have, unless you're in a wheelchair or you're an astronomer or something?at a time when everyone's struggle more, and even middle class families are 'downsizing', you think this would be pushed more than ever. the British spirit has slowly been replaced by the American dream.
want more tiny tech, me
>>84828886Won't get you a girlfriend
>>84828882All I would say is that if we demand population growth then we should build only property with 4 or more bedrooms.
>loved Hercules as a child>rewatch it>not very good>rewatch all the 90s Disney flicks>only The Lion King and The Hunchback of Notre Dame are still good
>>84828894I would rather have a GB Micro than a FE Macro
the second deano is taking his time, he must be charging his spaff cannon up x
>>84828903Not even Robin hood?
>>84828882I agree that the country is overpopulated but that's entirely due to immigration policy and can and should be reversed. Also agree that we have a housing shortage but that's due to crippling regulation on house building and immigration policy massively increasing demand. Both can and should be reversed and any competent government would do that. QED.>but living within your means is a pretty healthy British trait.I agree, and I think it absolutely should be within an average family's means to have a house like that comfortably.>i want everyone fed and sheltered comfortablyI agree too, though I see this as each person's responsibility, not the governments.>but i also think it's right to be grateful with some modest amount of something, rather than that becoming your baseline then you decide, 'nope, i need MORE.'We disagree on perspective here. Being grateful is good, but wanting more is what drives people to do anything. If anyone can provide me a meaningful distinction between 'subsisting' and 'poverty' I'm all ears.>but i would say one bedroom per child, no 'spare bedrooms' or gaming rooms or any of that, a living room for recreation? what specialist need do you have, unless you're in a wheelchair or you're an astronomer or something?But again why are you so anti people having more space if they want it? You're essentially advocating sumptuary laws for housing. No comrade you don't need a spare room! Really? Bizarre.>at a time when everyone's struggle more, and even middle class families are 'downsizing', you think this would be pushed more than ever. the British spirit has slowly been replaced by the American dream.Hard disagree, the way to escape impoverishment is not to accept your new shittier lot in life but to strive for better.>the British spirit has slowly been replaced by the American dream.The American dream evidently produces better quality of life than we have.
>>84828903Beauty and the Beast is alreetAladdin is good too because it gave us Princess Trainer
Why won't Ruthmong make a youtube account?
>>84828903The Prince of Egypt is still good.
>>84828899do you mean for HMOs or families?control immigration, maybe even reduce birth rate (seems to be happening culturally/coincidentally), things COULD be better in a couple of generations.tbqh it just feels like we have a huge lack of foresight now. you put up a retail park, you aren't thinking of what it'll be like in 50 years' time. conversely we once built an entire rail network, HIgh Speed 2 is a laughing stock (not the type of stock we needs x)
>>84828903Emporers New Groove was about as funny as I remember it, the memes were true.
>>84828923HMOs will be outlawed when I am Emperor.If we expect 3 kids from families then there is no point building 2/3 bed houses. Seems simple enough to me but they keep getting built.
>>848289121973, that.Disney always had some weird filler, some of it good (The Fox and the Hound) some of it naff (The Black Cauldron).the 90s ones are a bit too daft with being self-aware, making pop culture references, wacky comedy high jinks. and don't tell the apus, but the animation isn't as good as the classics.
>>84828903Aladdin is good!
Pollers back to scream about how anyone who even mildly disagrees with him is a LICHRUL COMMUNIST
>>84828939Me? I'd keep HMO's for people on benefits or other undesirables. LCWRA? No breeding for you, you'll be maimed in some way and sent to live in a HMO in the containment city of Bradford.
>>84828923>>84828939HHL lives in a HMO
A British granny knows more about GNU/Linux than you. You are a age verification cuck if you use Windows still.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1y38-ifdf8
>>84828951>HHL lives in a HMOWe know
>>84828939>when I am Emperor.oh fug. i was only pulling your leg with that 'British spirit' waffle, sire.just interested in your thoughts, because of your amazing brain. that was all.
>>84828954She is brilliant to be honest very helpful. Thank you grannylinux x
>>84828945Not screaming, think I'm having a relatively nice back and forth with the lad, but I do like to push back on the anti-prosperity mindset that is pervasive among British people.American dream:>I worked hard to earn a good wage and I would like a nice big house as a reward, I hope everyone can live the life they want to.British crab-bucket mentality:>*peers out window* Oooohhh, it just rubs me the wrong way to see a family in a three bed terraced house, they don't need that third room, that's what bunk beds are for!
>>84828919I have one but it is for viewing and liking videos only.
if they were smart, they'd get sexy ladies to stand around talking about Linux and how they'd do sexy things with Linux lads.like when game expos had 'booth babes' who had never actually played a game in their LIFES >:(
>>84828972i don't have much to add, lad.but i will say your latter example happened to a friend of mine. the neighbours reported him and he got done for all the drugs he was selling.genuine/petty jealousy is something else, but people tend to feel that way about people just SLIGHTLY above them. the same people aren't bothered a billionaire has a swimming pool, they just accept that as rational information.
>>84828959I'm amazed someone would actually use Gnome Flashback desktop in 2026.
>>84828234>britfeel icon.pngWoah, good choice of image. I remember making some threads with this image and I'd us the old skool OP images too. Amine is still best images, however hahaha.
>>84828975This is what normies do to sell things to other normies. I'm glad that linux isn't mainstream and isn't normie friendly because the moment anything becomes that it instantly becomes shit and ruined and a shadow of what it used to be. This is an objective law of the universe and I hope that linux never ever enters the normiesphere. I want normies to think that linux is fucking gay and cringe and retarded and too difficult to use. I hope they become more averse to it over time.
cor it's Lollers.>>84829008hi Lollers. how have you been?
Thousands of packages in the AUR have been pozzed by malware. It is much worse than originally thought. This is what happens when gamers all flock to Arch-based distros recommended from cringe youtubers.
the second deano fills me up and gestures to deano three to take his place x
>>84829008P3rv3rt.
>>84828872I wish I could get a passport without countersignatures. I'd be convinced to get out more then.
>>84829009i dunno, tbqh in my experience Linux lads are friendly and helpful because they WANT to spread and share the software. it's not really cliquey gatekeeping.but yeah vidya, tabletop games, animu, it's all suffered. it's not just 'oh no, GIRLS!!!' it's that they adjust the original thing to account for the influx of normies. how are modern comic books, /co/lads?
>>84829026pretty scary looking at the Debian-security mailing list. their findings are just so FREQUENT now.makes you wonder how the bleeding-edge Archlads are doing. we'll never hear from them because their machines are compromised ;__;
>>84829008>I'd us
I'm on linux mint and have zero issues it's just one of those things
>>84829026Is that are Blad?
>>84829060kekkinghams
Apparently they have him now. Probably all this age verification cuck shit normies give in to. The police and intelligence agencies are definitely scraping verification images from porn sites. Scary times ahead. Hope you don't look like someone who does a terrible crime in the future. Remember they originally arrested a guy that was in another country at the time of this incident. They are incompetent. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp9ly0gy10yo
Deano one Deano two Deano three Deano fourHow many Deanos can he fit in his jaw?Bantus arriving from every place. Muslim meat dangling up in his face.All for Helpers arse. When he runs they give chase.x
>>84829021Hey man! I'm doing alright there. I have been catching up on some projects and frequenting my hobby and interest boards. I had some spare time yesterday and popped on to IRC, but you weren't there. How are you doing?>>84829026Had another play around with Arch, Archcraft and Omarchy. I like Omarchy best and I'd switch to that if I didn't find a suitable Ubuntu or Debian derivative. I'll likely go with something like Sparkylinux built on Debian when ZorinOS ends it's XFCE Lite edition in 2029.
>>84829086Why not just go raw Debian + Xfce?
>>84829060Sorry, I forgot there are lads here who are hard of thinking. I meant I'd use. I hope this correction has helped you understand and reduced your confusion.
>>84829100Just don't be a mong and get it right first time, eh?
>gets mongboy'd>Spergs outAnother Lollers melty inc
>>84829078Welper running down the street, a used johnny hanging out of his back end, a whole tribe of wantus in chase, corrrrr x
>>84829060why not >Aminehow do you decide these things???>>84829086not bad, just been bedrotting me. no drugs or anything just low mood innit, it'll pass. otherwise i'd be up at my desktop PC and IRCin' it up.can you say what the projects are, or are you keeping it private?
>>84829111You absolutely love to see it x
Yea, you're boring me already. Laters, lads.
>>84829122Good riddance x
>>84829122bye noncemong
>wahh I opened my legs and had TWO sprogs now I don't like the commitmentsAm I supposed to feel bad for her? She chose to have sprogs. She could've had a less stressful life by tying her tubes. Plus she is a "content creator" so likely doesn't even do real stressful work anyway. CUNT.
>>84829141One has to wonder if she is a single mum
on my second Monster Ultra. just one of those days x>>84829122bye lad.
>>84829147Budey would be the man to ask
Might have a wank to some anime lassies.
>>84829026> Not using packages from your distro maintainer or a verified sourceThe AUR is a fucking stupid idea that practically begs for infected packages
too many lads nowadays wish they were Haruhi Suzumiya, instead of being Kyon.
Did you know? Lollers is a literal paedophile.
>>84829188Still prefer him over Helper.
>>84829192Preferably neither
>>84829184i forgot what the process is, but it was weird there'd just be someguy123 who loves libfontrenderer5, like that's his favourite software ever, so he was the guy who put it in Arch.they'd even put in their own modifications and things, maybe all distros do to some extent, but it's not too far off Windows where you're just downloading binaries from a website. (most users AREN'T checking source code which is WHY the auditors exist.)also if there's a massive bug in the new Firefox or something their own team missed, that's everyone now running that Firefox. gg.
>>84829141ive said it before but people should be made in vats, there are too many problems with natural child rearing
>>84829192Being a paedophile is arguably worse than being a grifter
>>84828941Sorry, didn't see the 90's part. The old one's were good, or some, but can't really remember any from the 90's. That might speak more of my memory than the quality of disney crap in that era.
>>84829188>literal paedophilehe enjoys the works of Vladimir Nabokov?
>>84829184Never felt comfortable with using Arch beyond the main distro repo. I avoid Flatpaks and Snaps because most are unverified too.
requesting the third and fourth deano enter at the same time x
>>84829141There are millions of healthy women every week calling for ambulances for mental and non-existent physical issues compared to men. Women are the biggest drain on the NHS.
AUR stands for Arch User/Retard.
>>84829220aye i enjoyed the classics from before my PARENTS were born, i don't think the 'Disney Renaissance' cartoons have aged as well. jokes about game shows and Nike trainers and things, more focus on animal sidekicks who USED to feel incidental (rather than grating).inb4>old thing good, new thing bad!yeah that's what i'm saying.
>>84829250for me, it's just the sound i make when i hear about it LOL
https://wiki.debian.org/DebianUnstablecome home white man x
just hope Lollers is OK.
>>84829141I've got two kids and it is a bit tiring desuDon't know why she's in the news
>>84829278Wouldn't recommend as it isn't covered by the security team. Only stable, oldstable and oldoldstable get security updates.
i disagree with HHL's stances and viewpoints but he's right about bullyboys.you will attack anyone who is different without realising we are all neurodiverse: the HUMAN race
>>84829312not about to recommend the testing branch lad, that's a step TOO far.just get that unstable branch in your sources.list. live (slightly) dangerously x
both deanos thrusting in and out in sync x
Looks like you will need a passport kek.
ohh hang on, i have those backwards.yeah go with Debian Testing. software as a 'live service' is a bit daft, they complete a version, they release a version. how it should be.
>>84829353For things like this, why don't we have brown people moaning about how they don't have ID, like in the USA?Why do ours have ID and theirs don't?
>>84829353i'm not on any social media, but what are the odds something else gets caught in with this? or companies are a bit overzealous?there was that London bike forum where the admin had a melty because he'd have to comply with the Ofcom rules. which tbf is total b.s.
>>84829365They get given free ID lad once they pass immigration and citizenship tests. For a British man, you can't just get an ID because you are supposed to somehow have a passport like most people...but to get a passport involves knowing people. They just presume we are all very social and go on with others.
>>84829389so surely all our dodgy migrants and nons will be locked out of the inet, right?
i got this same notice 5+ years ago for an account i registered in the late 2000s.just glad i didn't jump ship to Gmail and Google's whole 'ecosystem' when a lot of people really loved it. i'd rather pay for a web/mail provider.maybe if you log in often enough and give them enough personal data, they don't need to 'check' this stuff.
STOP USING GOOGLEam i saying i host copyrighted videos on my web server to share with friends?MAYBE I AM
>>84829417I think I did something but I definitely didn't have a credit card. Just a regular card.
Oozing out the four deanos creamies into a pint glass to neck laters x
>>84829438i looked into prepaid cards and disposable phone numbers and all that.don't blame people for biting the bullet and just wanting a quiet life. but this is pretty crazy and frankly just unnecessary. email + password is enough, i don't buy any nonsense it's about security.
>no .ce domains>will never have a cool mononymous domain name like all the anime avatar transgender programmers havefeels bad man.
>>84829539>>no .ce domainsnon.ce domain
>>84829556that'd be sick, you would 100% be able to sell mailboxes to edgy weeaboos and /g/ types. same way they have cock.li and them.
you grow your hair out a bit, everyone just assumes you're either middle class or on smack.well, what if it's neither?
If I won the Euromillions, these asmr bints would dump their current boyfriends for me.
if i won the.Eurobillions, i'd start a Preventing ASMR Bints From Dating Incels fund.
>>84829679That is the only way
Why are there so many Turkish women in Winchester?
Refurbished bee an queue.
Still not great, but better than it was.
Looks good that does I'll be on later on
>>84829721An image would help, methinks.
I miss old England. I wish I had been born in 1945 as a white man in a middle class home.
Minecraftlad making what he likes, not following YouTube tutorials and copying some elaborate mansion design made by someone else.how it should be x
I miss Doctor Who. I love the Kinks. I love rural England and bowler hats in London. More polite and more English.
Necking that creamy shit riddled spaffingtons now x
>>848292924 posts, 9 easy (You)s. That's more than some lads get all week. I'm doing alright there, mate. Off to watch some Trek of the Voyager variety now.
>>84829755corrr i JUST posted this on /tv/.pretty indicative of what the writing is like. morbidly fascinating but people do just want adventures over 'power of friendship' nonsense, and Americans eat up all the 'oh so British' stuff. dunno why that became difficult.
>>84829777corrr imagine making it that far into Star Trek and not giving up a few eps into TNG.quite enjoying that Farscape, mind. a bit daft and more magic/character driven, but it's a fun 'crew on a spaceship' series.did you ever fire up that Skyrim?
>>84829750Only thing is it's annoying failing, and more often than not it goes meh till the last piece, then it all looks off.Did a doughnut base once (that was following a guide)Some are good for ideas, redstone farms are good for that, but miles off redstone farms yet.Got a funky idea for the nether portal (if I can do it), have it like a tunnel to go through, maybe, but need to mess about, and need diamonds for the obsidian.
>>84829755>can't just have Doctor Who be a fun 40-ish year old "weird uncle" character anymore. He has to be like 25, and into the "gay scene"It really isn't that much to ask for.
>>84829777Incredibly sad aren't you diddler
A must, IMO.
First we got rid of ShippyThen we got rid of HHLNow we're getting rid of LollersTOTAL NONCE DEATH
The Romana 2 era of DW is very cosy I must admit. She was a qt
>>84829829And that is how it should be
>>84829828Might have to recreate sandford lane, get a brewing stand put up near it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pPb5fmumNo
>>84829784>picabsolute wank, I hate shite like that
some lad over on /tv/ pointed out how fun an XCOM UNIT game would be. just tactically shoot the aliens with their strengths/weaknesses, no pacifism bullshite.don't tell the BBC tyrants, but Crooked Dice Miniatures makes this skirmish wargame with Professor Temporal Traveller and his friends over at A.R.M.Y., fighting the Sybarfolk and Ortons.not a crime, is it?
>>84829845>get a brewing stand put up near it.
first they came for the paki bender sex offendersand I did not speak out
And pimped muh fishtank
And altered the sign.Busy busy busy.
*informs the apus that roger cook has died*
Garn get ready for strip wifa with carer abdul now x
WHOOPS!You have to put the CD in your computer!
>>84829899woger wook
>>84829835luv this one, me.>just bumming around Paris>cool time travel gimmick>clever solutionfour parts, the perfect length (they learned this, then un-learned it)
>>84829777Ah a fellow Voyager lad. Would love to hear your opinion on the Tuvix debate. (If you haven't seen that episode then i apologise for minor spoilers)
*mounts lego_island.iso in Daemon Tools**copies the noCD .exe from Game Copy World*
YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO WATCH YOUCHOOB MATE?!
>>84829979private premises, don't need a licence.might need a Temporary Event Notice if i host one of my popular Halloween parties, but what can i say? i live on the edge x
>>84829910Abdul? Not heard about him in a long time, how is he keeping little lad?
>spry young twentysomething>Halloween party at mate A's flat>running out of the standard Halloween choons>not one but TWO lads in Pokemon costumes>queue up the Pokemon theme expecting a daft millennial sing-along>they both leave before the song starts >no1elsecurrcringe memory, this. cringe indeed.
Hopefully Arch Linux lass has taken the necessary measures to protect herself from the pozzed AUR.
mind you i've now been to two anime conventions with the same DJ and their little trick is playing the Pokemon theme song at the end.does get people proper bouncin. it is to weebs what Feeder is to normies
>>84830055Still can't get over how much she looks like my sister. Very surreal.
Booting up wifa now and got changed into my tutu x
>>84830068Feeder have some good tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JROGajfKKYA
>>84830072I would make out with your sister then. Give her to me.
>>84830093oh deffos.went to see them live and even THEY know to get 'Buck Rogers' out the way esrly, 'Just A Day' is their best track.
>>84830137woo ee oo I feel just like Buck Rogers...
Nothing means anything, there's no purpose, no creator, no objective morality; religious beliefs are all cope at the end of the day.I wish it wasn't the case, but it is.
going to make a poal.me poll asking if [personality] should return to /britfeel/, post it here, then rig the results so he/she thinks he is all popular.keep it under wraps, yeah?
>>84830176*tips smelly fedora*
>>84830187No thanks don't dramafag
>>84830137come back around is mint
>>84830176i feel quite driven towards food.maybe i'd eat people under some circumstances. but we live in a civilisation so perhaps the goal is to acquire food through the proper channels.
Lost and ended up in the buff didn't I. Abduls carted out the baby oil this time ffs x
>>84830176aye all grown ups realise this eventually, only question is do they accept it or put their hands over their ears and go lalalala
>he's still doing the bit
>>84830176>Nothing means anything, there's no purposeYou have to decide for yourself what you want your goal in life to be. Then go after that.>no creator, no objective morality; religious beliefs are all copeI agree with this bit.
going to watch this film on the recommendation of my internet friend.keeping an open mind, it's 2026, the Twilight films are good x
>>84830176Every now and then I'll check the pulse of the never ending religion vs skepticism/agnosticism/atheism debate on youtube and I'm shocked at how unconvincing any of the religious arguments are. I'm personally not religious, but only in like a passive sense where religious stuff is just literally not something that I've ever seen or experienced or been convinced of, I never sat down and thought 'hmmm, well if god is real why doesn't x/y/z...' I just never even thought about it, just wasn't a thing in my life. Then I listen to some people trying to convince others that their religion is real and it's just the most absurd torrent of nonsense. Like actually mental that they believe this stuff.
>>84830188Gaythiests will continue coping x
the real samefagging hours is it?
I can specifically point to Sean, Greg and Amer in this thread. Boggles the mind that they post so much off-trip. Why? What does it achieve?
>>84830260you could apply this thinking to some scientific phenomena though, and scientists did/do.like i've never seen a photon (or have i?)
im going crazy like im 18
>>84830280In one sense sure, but photons can be proven to exist very easily through the photoelectric effect which everyone does in secondary school physics. Then we can derive mathematical laws that describe them and their behaviour and we can apply those laws predicatively and they work. There's nothing even approaching that level of concrete proof for religious claims.
>>84830210Slippery bumsesh oh aye
18 was the sanest i've ever beenfull-time education, student loan, hadn't gone off the rails on the drink yet. halcyon days x
>>84829800>did you ever fire up that Skyrim?It's on the back burner. I'm playing God of War and it's ace. Did you find a copy and install it?>>84829972I watch it at least once a year and TNG and Enterprise. Strange New Worlds seasons 1 was good by went downhill fast IMO. Discovery and Starfleet Academy can suck my balls and shove their woke crap up their arses. Returning Tuvok and Neelix to their original state was the right thing to do, they both had relationships and families. What I want to know is why they didn't take Tuvix's DNA from the DNA resequencer and restore Tuvix in Borg maturation chamber S05 E02 - Drone.
>>84830316Wr0ngun
>says he's going to leave>back posting moments laterclassic lollers style x
>>84830260The problem with Christianity is it's hard to parse the true spiritual insights from what was basically a social control system, first put in place by the Romans, and then tweaked by Northern Europeans for generations.I find myself leaning toward more of a PKD tier schizophrenic spirituality.Forces of good are out there, and they're trying to reach us, but there is something spiritually dark about where we are. We seem to be in some kind of prison. God has a sense of humour. He hides. He invites you to find him. The narratives are encoded in reality. They play out over and over again. There is only ever one revolution. The empire never ended. Somehow, Star Wars is "canon".
>>84830259fucking smug looking CUNT
I do what I bloody well please, lad. Get used to it.
Me? Oiled up and ready to go x
>>84830356>I do what I bloody well pleaseLike n0nc1ng kids?
>>84830348See to me all this sounds like actual mental illness. Can anyone demonstrate that there's anything beyond the real material physical universe we're in? What on earth convinces people that there's a 'spiritual' side to anything? Just seems like nonsense to me.
Blimey, he brought out the angry loli pics. Bit different from his cheerful loli pics and lolis in bikinis and lolis sleeping and lolis laughing with each other, but still seems to follow THAT pattern of his preference.
>>84830316>I'm playing God of War and it's ace. the original one? just vaguely aware they remade it and called it 'God of War' again (in that way they do.)never played the original but there are games from that era i could probably run on my potato PC.>Did you find a copy and install it?aye it's on GOG all DRM-free so you can fetch it from GOG-games.to or Torrminatorr.(this info is for novelty purposes only)what projects are you working on?also let me know when you're in a puzzlin mood i have created a puzzle. maybe i WANT someone on /britfeel/ to solve it, and share the answer with everyone.
>>84830372"mental illness" is a form of knowing. At a certain point, you need to take the leap. You need to reach out and try to touch something beyond. And when it reaches back, you'll know it's there.
>>84830388>At a certain point, you need to take the leap. You need to reach out and try to touch something beyond. And when it reaches back, you'll know it's there....why? What on earth do you mean I need to 'take the leap'? To what? Why? Try to touch 'something beyond'? What does that even mean?
>>84830388BAM. double eights.
>>84830398I mean, you can do what you like, kid. I'm not here to convince you of anything.
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
neet boy clique
>>84830406Yeah for sure that's all fair, I just really do not even get why anyone is convinced of any of this. It's literally no different from some shaman shaking a stick and talking to you about how you need to drink tea made from some special leaf to talk to the spirit of the mountain. Like... what? Who buys this bollocks?People can believe what they want, but I'm not going to pretend that I respect a person's intellect if these are the conclusions they arrive at. I get that makes me sound like a total fucking reddit cunt but whatever it's just me being honest.
He's creating his arbitrary rules on how I should be posting. Oh, how clever.
>he posts another loliLook up lad and you'll see a bunch of strings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehhxtqd7I3oHave you considered that Cookie is a little girl, she may walk out with the whole world?
i don't create rulesi simply like obeying them
>>84830407That tin of spam is massive Corr
lollykins melty it lush x
Don't fret, I seen em off.Get away with ya, ye bastids (I did also die, but only once).
Fannyfeel
>HeI know it's you anon!!! I know it's you!!!!!!
Imagine having sex. I just cannot believe I have never had it. I will not be happy until I get it.
Quick break for tea, then need to be on that coal hunt (not a hunt really, I know where there's a mine near a village, and I'll be heading there to bring a trader back (1 of a few methinks, I wonder if one could put nametags on them?).
Quitting porn would probably be best for your depression lads. You don't want to be that 40 something loser in his childhood boxroom jerking it at 3 am on a Monday morning...do you?
>>84830510Most of us here are that already
Anime night tonight and im just not fucking interested.
>>84830277gib milkers
Batty is getting well used and that is how it should be x
>>84830518Most of us lads are late 20s and 30s.
>>84830510Increasing motivation and removing brain fog are high on the scale when quitting
Auditmong is posting on outer r9k>>84829085
>>84830556Yeah I'd have to get out and do something. I couldn't be stuck in here with nothing to do all day when horny.
>>84830576What you find is you are most likely horny for porn videos and not in girl irl if that makes sense. Keeping busy is the cheat code to quitting.
If I had a boyfriend like deano I would have worked all my life x
>>84830632Get on Grindr get your hole pozzed tonight.
spaced out, words can't be made out
How much porn do people watch that it becomes a problem, unironically?Are you really queuing up hours of videos every day?
i cant escape the sadness im feeling x
>>84830712It's the constant FOMO for new stuff. You go on for a quick fap but then start checking around for new content and before you know it 3 or 4 hours have passed.
>>84830712i dont even know how people can wank for longer than 5 minutes more than twice a day
rember when a rwandan stabbed a bunch of little girls and starmer blamed neets for iti do
I enjoy the smell of day old putrid nappies
>>84830775bit weird that x
dont like how the sun sticks about for so long during summerforces me to stay up when i want to sleep
>>84830754Axel Rudakubana is British though. Born in Wales.
>>84830815i miss being able to go for walks in the dark at 8pm
>>84830825this is what they took from us anon
>>848308312 ritetoo many people outside thse days...
Bottom? Piped x
>>84828234These horse fanny toys are 15% off at the moment lads. I already ave a similar toy but these are properly tempting me they are lids
all showered, me. too late to go to the shops though.what a conundrum.
Got no shoes to go out anywhere during the day. I have to go out when it's dark without shoes otherwise people think I'm some mental case.
Have you ever had sex with food?
i just dont feel incredible x
>>84830875why not get some shoes
my ex messaged this woman i was talking to slagging me off then the woman ghosted me. proper shit desu lads
>>84830853Perma piped?
>>84830886Got no money and don't go out often enough to warrant needing footwear.
>>84830745ikr. I probably have premature ejac or something.
>>84830743I have never done this. I spend all of that time arguing with mongos on the internet, rather than wanking.
>>84830864I bet dvdlad would love one of them
>>84830900fair enough >>84830918ive tried edging and its shite
>>84830927Sounds like it's you that's the mongo on the internet.
Bored, horny and depressed
>>84830960we take turns doing it. Sometimes you're punch and sometimes you're judy, innit?
remember ukraine
Police can just come into your home and look through all your shit for "malicious communications" aka making a YouTube video. Mental. Make you wait on bail for three months with restrictions too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reb_-cDHF2g
They both got in voluntarily. They knew a better life was on the cards.
>>84830985And it's only going to get worse! The government is still using children to fuck over everyone's privacy online by demanding every adult use digital ID to use social media as well as demanding google and apple scan EVERY phone in the country for "malicious content".Evil, evil bastards.
>>84830884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VVyVXz-drQ
>>84831024>demanding every adult use digital ID to use social media as well as demanding google and apple scan EVERY phone in the country for "malicious content".I think that's fine. If I have to charge my debit card 0 pounds to prove to Facebook that I'm an adult then whatever. And I'm fine with the scanning thing. If it catches criminals, that's a good thing.
>run tyrants.exe
>>84831024Evil shit. Too right. Never giving in to this dystopia. People should be protesting outside Ofcom on the scale of 2011.
I will never know what it stinks like
Me? Abduls concubine x
how could ibe for youwhen you never even thought of me x
What ever happened to Guo?
>>84831040>criminalsAnd who defines a criminal? If they want, they can say you are a criminal for being on 4chan or for saying wrongthink of social media.
>>84831088Abdul offed him so he could have hhl all for himself
That smelly lad in class that always tried to impress everyone with how funny and intelligent he was but was just a dull cringe mong, he posts here now.
Smelly nappies, all mine. Simple as.
might go sleep soonbit tired me
Do you think 770 pounds a month all bills included is too much to rent a room in manchester? Just seen a woman on Reddit complaining that she isn't having any viewers and it made me laugh.
>You aren't filming young women are you?They love saying this to make you seem like the "bad guy".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mqrMArU2uE
You never hear them say "You aren't filming old women are you?" because they know old women are unattractive and not sexy.
Very nice cannot wait to maim them
The loner lad that walked around the playground on break mumbling to himself, he posts here now
as for me its beta minecraft
What can I get me dad for Father's day liddos?
>>84831114Only been up 13 hours me.
>>84831160Kek that was me throughout primary school. >be year 3>teacher comes up to me in the playground>are you doing your airplane noises againThat stuck with me. I wasn't doing any airplane noises but she said it in a very condescending way. Weird how I still remember that. The old bitch is probably six foot under now.
>>84831170How about an apology for being the piece of worthless shit that you are
>>84831170I've got my father a 12 pack of carling he lives alone in a council flat
I'll not be happy until I have a fit boyfriend x
>>84831170he would love a son who wasn't a mong
>>84831170A daily mail subscription.
>>84831203Why not 24 you tight wanker.
>>84831024I hate to say it, but I think the public on the whole want this and are too dense to realise what's happening."Muh children, muh NHS" is all you need to say to win over the british public. Plus Boomers just hate all of that computer stuff by default.
>>84831217To be honest I can't remember if it's 12 or 18. He used to spend 600 pounds a month on cigarettes but after getting lung cancer he stopped and started drinking a lot again
>>84831207You deserves it lid x
>>84831040They are using the actions of a minority as an excuse to fuck you over, treating you and the vast majority of people as criminals until they find enough evidence to lock you up with whatever bullshit law they want. Take for example that incest law they passed recently, watching porn can land you in jail. From the government that defends real incest!>>84831060>>84831234Yeah, two biggest voting blocks are old people and women, both will support this crap or just not care about the dangers.Bah, enough of this bullshit. I'm going to bed.
>>84831244Are you poisoning him because he's had sex and you haven't?
>>84831342Well it's better than buying him a stupid Father's Day mug and tacky gift from moon pig isn't it?
We got a cheif brewer. That's his name. Will try and pop a nametag on him.The other lad? He erm ran off.
>getting no joy with job applications>decide to put Jewish on a diversity form one time>get a call for an interviewhmmm
They've got to be over 6ft and be packing x
>>84831401You might have to say shalom when the interview starts anon
And a village guard dog now.
Bunch of meanies! Just wanted some advice about why to buy me dad. He's hard to buy for. Might get him a Screwfix voucher as he's always on about new tools. Or a spice rack for his new kitchen. AND I CAN'T HELP BEING A MONG! REEEEEEE!
>>84831553Could give him money, then he isn't committed to shopping at 1 place.
Wonder is the ayyy lmaos watch the footy
>>84831626True but feels a bit wank giving money. Not like he needs it. Hate picking presents. It's a pain in the arse.
>>84831553you got more replies than most of us do for anything else.lad suggesting beer wasn't a bad shout. although if your dad's a Screwfix/tools kinda guy, do you know if there's anything specific he needs? hits our moid brains just right when you need an adjustable spanner or a drill bit set and someone gets you one.
>>84831635Could get him a framed picture of the two of you, or buy him a ticket to something he likes.I'm getting my a shitey moonpig card and that's it.
>>84831652I know fuck all about DIY but he's always nipping to Screwfix for something or other.>>84831667It's the thought that counts mate at least you remembered.
SSM wanted to work at Screwfix and they turned him down. They not willing to hire a man with a hidden disability.
>look dad, we're both men, i've been single a long time. you know what i want. but i don't know what you want. all i'll say is: if you happen to want what i want, it'll be our little secret x
White, Brown, Black? Any colour will do for me x
>>84831632We're gonna probe more holes than you deltron #45362524-x64!Na naa naa naa na naa naa na naa naa na naa naa na na
>>84831635Go with the screwfix voucher. You said he nips there often.>>84831677
My father abandoned us when I was 4 I have no memory of him being there as a child we reconnected 8 years later and I rarely see him
What does it feel like to have dopamine lads?
>>84831830go an a mad stimulant binge for a few days (speed, cocaine, mephedrone, whatever).afterwards, you will feel depleted like nothing in your brain can ever trigger that reward sensation ever again. it's not that everything is sad - everything is nothing. a lottery win would not feel like good news.then a couple of days later you'll recover. you'll eat a chocolate bar and it'll hit what that was like, again: 'oh yeah, THIS feeling.'you now forever have a permanent basis for comparison. or at least, until you forgot what it was like. but then you can just repeat this process.
Klaus Schwab can't keep getting away with it
Never having sexual intercourse with a human female
Wonder what it'd be like to have a boyfriend x
I have an dream.t. Mining Luther King
Corrr pip in the bank tomorrow, just checked it haven't I
opened a pack of digestives and its ripped half way down oh no i'm gonna have to eat half a pack with my brew oh no what a waste oh no
>>84832259I could easily do that. A whole packet, actually. Tea is basically a hot pool for my bikkies to swim on before I eat them.
>>84832271i could but i spent my 20's being a fat cunt and i lost it all when i turned 30oh fuck i'm nearly 37
>>84832182corrr this takes me backhttps://funloop.org/post/2021-03-15-bresenham-circle-drawing-algorithm.htmlcan't find the exact page i used, but it was similar to this. just 'how to draw circles on a pixel grid', turns out the boffins had these algorithms figured out decades ago.problem is they don't 'scale' identically in the sense a true circle would, e.g. you can see in your example the different diameter levels will have weird ledges and overhangs. perhaps go from more square to more rounded at the smaller sizes.but maybe that suits a wizard tower. you know what them wizards are like x
>>84832309And it's minecraft so hard to do a perfect circle.This is the site I have used in the past, and will continue to do (for their limited but fun ideas).https://www.plotz.co.uk/Got a slider on the side and can go through each individual layer to see what needs going where.A lot of mining though.
a lot of the D&D maps people draw online would make for fun Minecraft templates.obviously you don't have curves, but you could build this tower into the side of a mountain, get the living quarters and supply chests in there. top has a Beacon surrounded by scary bones or tall/pointy gem block formations. just so everyone around can see what a top sorcerer you are x
My bussy? Reserved for boriswave Nigerians x
Rabbinical Deanoism
For fuck's sake, the bastards have frozen my lock. I thought I was going to be having a wank tonight, but I guess not.
>>84831996Suicide inducing isn't it
>>84832668Just added another 2 hours de lid, yeah, I still got the link from last night
Sorry de lid
>>84832714>>84832721I was really looking forward to tonight's wank lads :(
hope linuxlad is alright
me? i was trying to REDUCE the lock.
>>84832781>linuxladwhich one lol
very mean of you lads- I shalln't be wanking until tomorrow now
cor that was kino. lots of daydreaming and scheming (both pleasant and petty).she's just like me fr fr.
Orthodox Deanoism
Well, I am off. Night lids
Welper getting his arse taken by purple aki x
shops open at 7. showered last night. haven't slept.torn being waiting around for a bit, ganning in for an early bit of food shopping, OR crashing and just heading to bed.
Shout out Monster energy dwink
It all green x
>>84833883oh aye big ups to the Monster drinkshas kept me goingjust worried i'll step outside the front door and suddenly feel like i'm about to collapse
>take xanax>sleep amazing>rested af in the morning, feel amazing and productive>dont take xanax>cant fall alseep, constantly wake up >feel knackered af in the morning, cant get fuck all done that day
>be drug addicted wastrel>be le epic
corr imagine being that sprog
>ywn throw a roastie off a bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrUWT22Jn_cFATDOG(mendoza)
I'll probably have a heart attack within the next 10 years
Me? Dandruff. Need to get on PIP.
me? back on that mochagrind outside the Masonic Lodge.it's a free country x
eating out arse but its a tranny's
>>84834557Is she ok with that?
In 10 years I'll be 41 yo geeza dossmaxxer
It's not a HMO
https://youtu.be/lzAqZzmGl84Funny title no cap
I keep rotting in me boxroom
>>84834651The right thing to do if you can't get sex and relationships. Why contribute when society hates you?
Ugh another shit day, kill me
A hairy minge pressed against my face
Welpers bare arse wiggling tantalisingly close to your penis.
>>84834740Reckon its boney and stinky
Unfunny boxroom comedian
Funny boxroom comedian
The terminally online tittering tosser
Unfunny boxroom clown
Sunderland's Sex Arse.
The terminally online guffawing gobshite
Newcastle's Sex Arse.
Welper turning up to a botany meeting and throwing a wobbly when he doesn't get his bottie broken in.
me? garn work now, see you later, losers
Dream scenario: my penis in a woman's vagina.
What's the fucking point of waking up every morning if you'd rather die? No really, what am I doing? Is it just that I'm too much of a coward to kill myself? This is it? This is my life? What a waking hell.
>>84834847No one white feels like this anon, pull yourself together. Go work for deliveryoo or go back to India.
>>84834877How do you feel nowadays?
>>84834893I'm above ground so it a great day
awake but at what cost? x
>>84834877What the fuck does being white have to do with it? My life is shit, white people can have shit lives. If anything you're the one making BAMEcoded posts.
Love today like it's your last. That's what our mark is doing. Royal ascot coming up soon and its lush https://youtu.be/HfS-Sb1pKCk?is=UUvFvs-tP-2V-_IO
>>84834933He's downing jars at twenty past eight? The fuck is wrong with the cunt.
Corrrr think I've caught up on sleep again. It do be lushington. Another day of leaving the house and pretending to be employed. Apparently that's also the plot of a film. My life isn't feeling very cinematic though aside from the literal actual frequent trips to the cinema to pass the time I sneedpose.
>>84834940It lush and he mean lush
>>84834940No job, no responsibilities. It great.
Another day. Another benny.
Another day. Another bum.
u act like i dont know my own way home
Want to try out sex but can't find a suitable woman
>>84835102Yes lad, I'm sure that's the reason why you're not having sex
the Morrisons self-checkout did not accept my voucher and i had to go over to the kiosk and it was the catty gay bloke who i usually avoid because he judges me
No point being alive without sex
>>84835138>oooohhh a voucher eh? let's take a look deary, oh yes I see it's expired you've got to get a wiggle on with these ones darling>now let me see what was this voucher for, hope it was johnnies wouldn't want you to waste your money! *wheezes silently* I'm just messing with you love
the new fit intern is FINALLY wearing tight clothes for the first time after two weeks of loose clothes, corr her arse looks amazing
>>84835164he did have all my stuff up. nearly knocked off some 3.60 coffee beans, which would have been BETTER than the 3.50 voucher.lassie came over though and showed him how to put the 3.50 number in. now he knows i'm the sort of guy who buys coffee beans.
>>84835181Give us a qrd of her lad.>age>race>height>figure estimate>body shape>hair>eyes>nails>jewelry>general style
>>84835195adding>phone no. of company's HR departmentto this as well, if that's all right with you, >>84835181?
>She says she had sex with strangers more than 100 times through the website, over an 18-month period.>Ruth says she is traumatised and continues to suffer flashbacks.>Within months, she was having sex with multiple men a week, Ruth says, sometimes as many as four in a day.>Chris was investigated by the police under coercive control and other laws after Ruth made a report, but no charges followed.>Police pointed to instances in the couple's WhatsApp messages where Ruth had appeared enthusiastic about swinging.Wah my husband asked me to go swinging and I agreed multiple times...men bad! Foids always feel they need to blame anyone but themselves for the decisions they make. CUNT even went to the police against her own husband (who cared for her when she was "mentally ill") despite her willingness to do this activity. Never trust a foid and their perception of consent. The media still writes these articles in a very biased way (three foids helped create this article). Ruth is a dirty whore who regrets her choices. Simple as. Case closed.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c87q7g48y4po
>>84835164That might as well have been typed by the actual Alan Carr. Very well done lad. Bit gay, but well done.
>>84835164>hope it was johnnies wouldn't want you to waste your money! *wheezes silently* 10/10 lad
i got an n64 the other day :)
>>84835263nice of you to let your gf have it in her room lad x
>>84835263Solid setup there de lid. I still have one at my parents' house that I'll dust off every now and then.>>84835269Weak response ngl de lid, do better
Work hard for my existence foids. Won't be getting a penny of tax from me.
>>84835285>Weak response ngl de lid, do bettersorry i will try harder.but speaking of Nintendo 64 and those flash cart things, i found this stream last month interesting (although i fell asleep)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMXB2ocdnfgtl;dw: SOME Nintendo 64 games have a custom transition animation when you press the reset button.
>>84835306Hot girls like this make me so fucking mad knowing how much effortlessly better their lives are and always will be than my own.
>>84835313Given the comfy jobs, always believed, sex on tap, travel any time when they are young because there are sugar daddies. It really sucks to be your average man.
>>84835329Yep, they get anything they want with little to no effort while average men are expected to go without in every conceivable way and just fucking deal with it. Told to be grateful for any speck of attention of desire or material comfort we can struggle to achieve.
>>84835335Kek i made these ages ago and lost them when changing laptops. Glad someone saved them.
>>84835335Capitalism has made pussy seem like a reachable goal so that's why men keep the cogs turning. Now that is no longer a reality for many men, I see a great exodus of men from the workplace and just refusing to work. It's why they really want AI to take over.
I doubt she'd be able to have a social media officer job if she looked ugly. She would kill herself if she had to do men's work.
Trashy BBC celebs make me sick.
New thread on /bant/? Ruthmong couldnt post there because it shows flags
>>84835380He'd use a memeflag
Mum will never kick me out for not working. That's how you know she truly cares and loves her adult son.
>>84835341Literally no good free image to AI tools now, everything is tokenised, requires specific accounts to sign up (insta/google/facebook etc.) and is covered in watermarks.The system of generating the slop has itself become slopified.
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>>84835421nothing on that perchance.org? it's a bit of a mess, frontend for other generators from what i understand. but there might be SOME up-to-date tool on there.>>84835426don't like this edish, would prefer a better one (as was discussed in this very thread).
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