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Fixing Dykebot Edition
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only rape correction will fix her now
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but with like some comfy hugging and vidya afterwards
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The favorite is awfully great. A refreshing treat in the sea of slop. It's been quite a while that I feel the need to talk about a film I just watched as popular movies tend to be easily digestible slop that leaves no room for interpretation - characters are either evil or good and usually identifiable by their looks alone.
A bit cheap to mislead the audience with that "poor underdog woman, must be the good one" - trope but I guess they needed that for the big reveal at the end.
Sorry about blowing up your guestbook tho. I guess some of my japes made some people mad? Also, is it just me or is the yt crew a bit on the crude side? Anyways, their beef with the twitch crew is weird.
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She remembers me. As long as one person remembers me I can smile. Now to figure out how to keep smiling. A smile that will be protected.
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>>84872999
I only watched it cause Rachel Weisz is hot.
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>>84873101
She's a good looking woman. A pitty that her character was a Lil dummy who thought being honest is making her a better ally. People don't want to hear the truth.
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BTW, Silverhand, really?
Gotta defeat my brain while my body assumes the "absolute kino" pose to fight the internal rotation of my shoulders.
Later you weirdo.
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>>84873172
You're a good looking woman.
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mistress I have come here to beg

I know I have shared my fantasies in the past and I know they were sexy as stories and just that

please don't make me go through with it
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That sounds like something I would say.
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>tfw had your entire life ruined because some redheaded foid told people to stalk you
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This is fun. I see you. Just don't get caught.
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could you love somebody like me
im not worthy
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Everyone in here is worthy of love. Yes. Even (You).
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i want to feel pretty baby can you teach me
don't want to be dramatic but I swear if you leave
I'd be broken
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I can barely learn a lesson. Teaching is beyond my abilities. Maybe someday. Fingers crossed.
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What the hell am I going to do with all this salmon?
>Eat it hur durr
I know I know!!
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A night drive sounds lovely. Warm night. Lights in the distance. Swinging in somewhere to get a little food, and sit for a moment. Rotating between silence, and choice music.
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>>84872880
I heard you lost your job. Karma is amazing.
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>>84874743
Jeremy did
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>>84874743
V lost their job
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>>84874787
Just some loser who karma is making his life miserable
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i cannot believe that vocaroofag got to suck on mommies toes
imagine the smell
nice fucking sniff
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>>84874816
Barf on both accounts.
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Ones a herpes outbreak, the other the smelly fungus shit under toenails.
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Wow. Ew. That is gross.
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>fungus toes
>crab pussy
>chocolate rimjob
three course dinner
yum
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Don't look at gioyc. 47 is mentally ill and had a complete mental breakdown
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>>84874972
Farting shouldn't look like you sneezed blood and it shouldn't have THAT smell
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Take the face. Every feature and push it toward the center. Then pull the ears out. Lower the IQ and give him a base ball. That's what a mistake looks like.
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nothing but zoomer tantrums
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>>84875029
Good word. Don't forget balding and a bad back
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>>84874780
Yeah, several months ago. Obsessed much? Jobs are like women. I hate doin em but I need the money.
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>>84875054
Shit, yeah. A life of fighting and back breaking labor tends to have that effect.
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>>84875070
More like bad genes and being spineless.
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>>84875064
>Jobs are like women. I hate doin em
Gay. Makes sense you have that fantasy about having sex with another guy.
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>>84875095
Nothing to be jealous of. Quite the opposite in fact.
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More than welcome to join in. I'm too tired to do anymore. Perfect time to yap. If you wanted.
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>>84875083
I have great genes though! Decently tall, strong, head full of hair. I don't really care about that though, especially considering my ideal woman is a chubby blerd.
>>84875094
Oh, nah. I've only tried that once and it was some mixed tranny and their dick was smaller than mine. Pretty disappointing desu. That was my one and only gay experience. They kinda had a Vanniall look about them, except the shrimp dick.
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>>84875150
Better off being lonely. Life was better then. I wish I could go back and drop all this shit. I might still have a chance. I've been dreaming of it.
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Anyway Sam why would I ever date someone who takes testosterone? Gross. Sorry younger girls liked me than any of you blown out whores? My mistake, ladies.
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>>84875174
No, you don't. You tell yourself that, but believe me, no you don't.

Yes, I know you like them chubby and that is gross. Pretty sure that was just to deter other guys from looking because you are massively insecure.

I know you tried it AND you have the *secret* porn addiction. Barf
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>>84875183
You forgot to mention the part about how you lie about who you are and just repeat what is said.
*Sam*
Sure
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>>84875198
Huh, I'm not sure why you would say that. Girls compliment me frequently and they're very nice to me. You should hear some of the crazy things they say. I don't believe them, but they're sweet.

It's not about chubby it's about thick thighs and butt. Deter other guys from looking at what? Guys love big asses.

That was way back in like 2018/19. Why's my sexuality of concern to you, anyway? I rarely post about it and I never post porn.
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>>84875219
What'd I lie about, I'm curious :v
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>>84875220
Sure they do. Another one of those things you say hoping others see you differently.

No, thick thighs and butt are your *convince her to lose her health* words.

I wish I didn't know. And it's not about what you post. Its the sissy porn addiction shit. After the second promise to stop is when to stop believing btw
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>>84875245
You mean to ask *does she know*.
You should start working on your lie and excuses now before the talk.
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Should I pawn it and how much will I get are the main questions I've been pondering today.
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>>84875249
Uh, they do. I'm speaking with a beautiful young lady right now who is honestly a solid 9 and she thinks I'm handsome :>
Some girls are just naturally thick, I want a big boned girl who's naturally built like that. She can still be fit. Doesn't really have much to do with health.
As for the last part, what the fuck are you talking about lol? I don't watch porn often but when I do it's ebony body worship kek. Queen Jada usually
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>>84875258
My wonderful loving girlfriend? Yeah, she knows literally everything about me. You might be surprised to know that, but she does.
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>>84875277
Depends on your initials if you are even who I'm talking to.
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>>84875289
Did I live with you or am I living with you?
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>>84875334
>>84875337
but seriously though imagine how disappointing
I'm over here with my average six inch dick and this mixed tranny is packing like four??
fucking pathetic. can't even bring her home to bully with the lady. shameful, really
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Wow I'm looking at their Instagram now, they hit troon death at Mach 6. They used to pass
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>>84873310
I don't know about that but I was told I"m the best of both worlds.
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>>84875365
*The lady* wants nothing to do with your disgusting ass
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>>84875415
*My lady* loves me and has done a great deal to keep me in her life and I am very grateful for her. But enough about me, let's talk about you. How's your love life? You seem a little frustrated :)
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*Our lady* is on her period :o
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*My lady* is asleep in the room next to me, and your passed around harlot isn't even synched. My girls start synching. It's funny because they all get moody at once.
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>>84875454
Who do you think you are talking to? What are mine or yours?
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>>84874159
You're so sophisticated, suave and mysterious, and I can't believe my luck that I've caught your eye. My hands somehow always migrate south whenever I think of you, which is every single lonely night we're apart. My friend and I are expecting you at your earliest convenience.
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>>84875479
Thank are you very much sarr
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Thank you for reminding me I was happier before I met you.
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>everyone else but me is the problem and I can do no wrong
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>>84875504
ok so you are just saying things and are not them.
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>>84875520
No, I am them. Won't you stay with me? Don't leave like everyone else does.
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>>84875544
I'm not speaking to you any further until I hear your initials or mine
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>>84875555
i bet you eat a lot of porc huh
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>>84873898
We're both two corvids putting dried poop onto the backs of sheep to deal with the absurdity of life. I just wish I had your skill at hiding my emotions but my face would betray me so I have to limit myself to this medium. I like you and I love you so much.
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>>84875463
I would recommend a good brand of hemorrhoid cream but something tells me you know them all already.
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>>84875616
This post was not made by me just so everyone knows. But you already know that I'm sure.
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>>84875675
>Who is goosing who
goosing whom*
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If I'm behing honest I would love to be goosed tonight.
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>>84875718
>If you ever correct me again I will make you eat a fucking brick.
again,*
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>>84875655
Nice try but you should know they track my posts using the images and I let them experience the full glory of my musings.
The officer who's tasked with identifying me took a liking to me and keeps "losing" evidence to elongate the "hunt". I can't wait to see her face to face - when she has me in cuffs. She will pretend to despise me for the camera but her eyes will tell another story.
>why is she subtly sliding her hips back and forth while interrogating me?
My lips are sealed.
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>This is fun. I see you. Just don't get caught
>>84875616
Haven't you learned your lesson about evasion schadenfoid
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>>84875710
I would love to stuff my meat down your throat to make some semen foie gras.
Excuse my French.
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>>84875752
Alex, meds
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Sheesh it was only one time.
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>>84875791
Thank you for reminding me my mistake in the first place ever listening to you. I can't believe I fell for your lies. I wish I could go back.
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>>84875819
I wish I'm not where I am residing. Soon enough.
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I've heard you say that before. My mistake is I listened.
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>>84875788
I have to warn you about no-lifers that troll people in distress by impersonating known characters to "stir the pot". They even have the gall to consider themselves members of a secret creative writing club but they're just lost souls without family and friends due to their many mental health issues. Do NOT come here and do NOT reveal any personal information - it will get used against you.
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>>84875851
>impersonating known characters
First honest thing you have admitted you do in a long time

>do NOT reveal any personal information - it will get used against you.
That was the mistake I made that you took advantage of me with.
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>>84875829
Go back to l3ddit, my child. You're not equipped to wander the exclusion zone that is /letter/ threads. This place will swallow you whole and not even feel a tiny bit bad about it.
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>>84875874
That's one of the foids who has defended you before Mike.
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>>84875874
When your throat is filled with cum... don't gargle it! Don't give them the satisfaction! LEAVE!!!
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I see you too. I see you in every passing cloud, on the moldy stains of the bathroom wall and when i piss, the bubbles form your face, there was even a little bit of you on the foamstache of my boss when he chugged his frapuccino. i see you everywhere my baby love
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Reference your spreadsheet more. That should have been the first red flag. The second was when I believed you when you said that wasn't the case. Oh and this is my first post today.
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>>84875899
If there was a way to warn the future ones not to listen to you in the first place, I would. It never lasts long. I should of hit the road instead of being so gullible to listen to you.
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>>84875936
Only this user >>84875908
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Anyway I'm just like, the fuck's my dino grabby toy at? Whatever I named him. AnywayS I have literally nothing to hide, I'm open about my past both the good and the bad, even the worst mistakes I've made.
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>>84875973
>worst mistakes I've made
Tell us about them while we put something in the microwave.
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You'll often see me leaving absolutely no leeway for others in their shitty behaviors or delusional falsehoods because I wouldn't give the same leeway to myself.
It really all depends on who you are inside and where you speak from. And most of you are completely brainwashed guttertrash, and if that's what you are, at least do yourself the favor of owning it. Don't make up these bullshit lies and excuses and stories in your head to try to justify what a naturally shitty human you are. Just own it.
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>>84875989
I leaked some dumb cunt who cheated on me, but I don't regret that. Imagine being a literal goblin looking midget and thinking 6ft is too short.
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>>84872880
though you'd try you could never fix me
i know you want to believe
i couldn't hurt somebody so sweet
but baby won't you rot with me
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>>84876034
Lol no, age of consent laws, cope. And I'm also not extremely sexual in the first place besides gentle fetishes so do your best to frame that as predatory babes
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>>84875936
Only this user >>84875908 (You) *is not toxic. Sorry I fudged that one up.
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Hmm I get IP blocked after making the only post itt that doesn't participate in the mean poo-pooflinging. Very weird of you Janny
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>>84876018
>delusional falsehoods
More like you purposefully misleading

>on who you are inside
Sure, not who you keep telling me I am

>wouldn't give the same leeway to myself
Not the first time I've heard you tell me that.

>completely brainwashed guttertrash
Unfortunately that's what results before figuring out all your lies

>at least do yourself the favor of owning it
Of course you wouldn't take accountability for it and it's my fault. Now tell me how you are giving me the benefit of the doubt , that you are doing me a favor

>Don't make up these bullshit lies and excuses and stories in your head
Funny how you say that when trying to dissuade me from what I know the truth of and to believe your dishonesty

>what a naturally shitty human you are
Yes, you are

>Just own it.
Not a strength of yours and it's funny how this is something you have claimed before, but only when it's benefited you.
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>>84876025
Imagine thinking it's a strength to be 6'4 but lie about everything else about you because nothing else about you is appealing AND you have a small dick
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>>84876085
Best not to announce you are ban evading
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>>84876074
I believe what the original person said way more now.
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>>84876087
>More like you purposefully misleading
How can I mislead people I don't interact with?
>Sure, not who you keep telling me I am
And who's that?
Again, I'm very curious: what lies?
I think you can do something really shitty and not take accountability for it and that can drive a person away from you. A little grace can go a long way.
Maybe you just ever so conveniently forgot what you did, just like so many others who fulfilled their excuses with a delusion instead. Maybe you didn't even register it as something hurtful. Still, it was spoken, and ignored. As always, and disregard carelessly without a second thought.
I do own it. Not because I want to, I'd be happy to live in a headspace where I'm not piercingly aware of certain things. Unfortunately I have to live among you fucking blind animals who can't see five feet ahead of you, and I'm battling my own wars, so really only the lantern guides the way and I'm just the arm, what more use have I to you? Nothing.
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>>84876098
I'm not 6'4, and my dick is just above average. Tell me muh liez plz
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>>84875249
This sounds very personal. Are you someone who purposely gained weight to win over a chubby chaser moid?
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>>84876139
Please don't talk to my girlfriend, she needs to focus on eating this ice cream and you're distracting her. We're gunning for a blue ribbon this year.
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You've got such a psychotic mixed up story between the lot of you miserable sycophants, I can imagine 70% of it is AI, 15% is photoshop and the remaining 15% is real.
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>>84876109
I am not ban evading. I just unblocked my IP :3 Everyone's big mad tonight it's sad.
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>>84876126
>How can I mislead people I don't interact with
When you say you are someone you are not

>And who's that? Again, I'm very curious: what lies?
I'm not giving you more ammo

>I think you can do something really shitty and not take accountability for it
Oh, I know you do

>that can drive a person away from you
More like try to trap them with you

>A little grace can go a long way.
Each time I have done this for you and lost a bit more of myself every time until I feel like I have all I was meant to be.

>just like so many others who fulfilled their excuses with a delusion instead
Your delusion is what put me here in the first place and I have never felt fulfilled.

>Maybe you didn't even register it
Correct, I believed your lies

>Still, it was spoken, and ignored
More so told I was misunderstanding you and then for me to explain how I felt and for you to just repeat that at me

>As always, and disregard carelessly without a second thought.
Funny how you always make it my fault and how I don't care about you, then turn to ignoring me or chasing me until I agree with you. That first time you did that I should be known I was right with who I saw you are and not listened to you dissuade me

>I do own it.
No, you have always been unable to take accountability, there is always an excuse about how it's someone else's fault or that you are misunderstood. You always then lie about how you are owning it.
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>Not because I want to
I am well aware of this. Everything I've wanted you chase me until I give on. Do you know what it's like craving not to hear your voice?

>I'd be happy to live in a headspace where I'm not piercingly aware of certain things.
Yeah, it's more so that I wish I never messaged you from here and believed when you lied to me. Being aware you did is what I needed from the beginning.

>Unfortunately I have to live among you fucking blind animals who can't see five feet ahead of you
Oh, tell me more about how you are doing it for me and how this is something I really want/will lead to what I want. Oh honey how about we take turns? Oh please, another transaction, pretty please

>I'm battling my own wars
Glug glug


>so really only the lantern guides the way
I have never felt more lost than with you

>and I'm just the arm
You don't even have a spine

>what more use have I to you? Nothing.
Pity party...
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>>84876139
More like convinced by. Don't you want me to feel like I'm attracted to you guilt trip
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>>84876133
>>84876147
Then you are not who I'm talking about. No, mind your own business.
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>>84876174
No goosing, but in your favored if I believe it so
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>>84876208
Whatever you want to call ban evading, it's still ban evading
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N
You wont win

P
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>>84876151
Unfortunately all real. Unfortunately all a mistake I made, unfortunately lies I fell for, I'm unfortunately unfortunate
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>>84876215
>>84876221
>>84876234
>>84876254
no i am your person and you want me so bad
please come back I miss u sm pls
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>>84876231
Did I ever ask you to go on a diet? Did I ever ask you to be thin for me? The fasting, the Nutrisystems, those goddamn Deal-a-Meal cards?

Do you have any idea what you've done?!
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>>84876267
Enough has been said that person knows they are being written to. Don't claim what's not yours
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>>84876231
I uhh this is a wendy's mam
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>>84876267
>>84876277
You are not witty. You have never been witty
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>>84876291
Is it to Maria?
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>>84876291
Idgi, how do you get guilted into gaining weight?
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>>84876296
Wait so those people you just responded to, are they this same person, too?
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>>84876310
are you still talking? the president will die if you don't eat this 5 gallon tub of ice cream right fucking now, is that what you want? you want the president to fucking die?
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Just, give me another chance

M
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R
In the end you really did ruin my life, but I will claw out somehow
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You're what I call a registered, notarized, bonafide, slut.
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>>84876332
Mike stop ban evading
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Juliana,
I miss your older sister
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>>84875943
>should of
I hope your face doesn't look as stupid as you type. My god - it's like Eepystein didn't get kirked or something. Eery.
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>>84876563
Those who throw a tizzy over grammar are attention seeking, controlling, and annoying. Far worse traits to have. They also tend to be the most dishonest as everything needs to be check and double checked how the other person will read it.
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>>84876469
If the ban doesn't happen I'll know it is just a larp as him.
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>>84876582
Nice spin - "muh lazyness and poor education is a virtue, akshually!!!"
It's disrespectful to subject your audience to poorly crafted sentences.
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>>84876604
No one has ever actually wanted you attention despite how desperate you are for them to give it to you.
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>>84876611
>wanted you attention
Ooga boiga? Ooooga boooga?!?! Oooga. Booga?!!!!!!
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>>84876611
Who even is this literal nobody?
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>>84876679
Like I said you are desperately attention seeking, annoying. As far as controlling, that comment alone tells me enough about what kind of person you are and I have that same feeling I need to wash my hands and get away from you.
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>>84876696
A mistake, one I wish I didn't know and I'm hopeful I won't have to think back on it someday.
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>>84876706
>get away from you
Just go offline and stop soiling our holy grounds with your feces!
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Not surprised you talking at me feels like you are chasing me about, attention seeking and pushing me until you hear me say what you want to hear. Its suffocating.
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I will never willingly talk to anyone about anything ever again.
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>>84876757
>>84876744
Just call each other mang. Call and talk it out.
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>>84876772
No, I don't want to hear his voice ever again and soon I won't have to.
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>>84876757
And most likely it is you larping as the "helpful advice" bystander who wrote this trying to get me to talk to you. I'm done with your shit
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>>84876777
>>84876789
Damn. Calling would really help you both out.
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>>84876793
No and I'm not falling for your shit. Calling would only be you talking at me and using what I say to repeat at me in a way that makes me believe you and do what you want. There's a reason it's gotten to this point and the best thing I can do is never talk directly with you, hear your voice, your lies ever again.
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>>84876816
>>84876789
Oh my God, it's Mike and Maria!
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>>84876816
You saying it's mikes fault isn't new.
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And oh look, that m post is not banned.

>>84876332
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>>84872793
dear diary,
yesterday I ate some pizza and fell asleep for 12 hours. I am still feeling pretty sleepy but I have leftover pizza to start my day :) gotta gotta gotta fuel my flesh interface
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>>84876696
More projecting of your own ineptitude and need for attention. Called it.
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I don't know how it got to be years but I wasted them on the wrong person. You understand what happened. Its complicated but I realize who he is and what he did. Right now I just want to remove everything until he is gone, blocked, left. Then I'll come home to you . I never should of left. Hopefully you will accept me, like you promised, despite it being years.
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>>84877997
Think you could make a biofem? For old times sake? I would really appreciate it. I think that might help a certain someone. Hope all is well with you even if we didn't talk much.
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>>84876793
I wish. I don't think that's going to happen though.
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You making all the gay sissy threads, porn addiction is another reason I'm done with you. You disgust me.
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>>84878527
Well.. It's better than a camwhore thread. Or racebait.. I don't know if it's really worse. Just another fun distraction is all. Plus the chance of reconnecting/connecting with others. I see your point though
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>>84878147
kill yourself on livestream, we chased you biofem troons out of here and we'll do it again
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>>84878661
Best I can do is shit out this hardee's breakfast. That can feel like death for a hot minute.
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>>84878632
>Well.. It's better than a camwhore thread. Or racebait..

it is on the exact same level as camwhoring and racebait, is made by the same people who make the aforementioned types of threads and is mostly a hostile circlejerk of cliquey retards that don't belong on /r9k/ trying to impose themselves and their perceived dominance on the space. nothing about it is fun, it's a bunch of mundane chat from a group of namefag and tripfag troons approximating a "real girl experience" with their unbelievably boring chat topics, and the only worth it provides is creating a confined, consolidated space for the most detestable attention whores /r9k/ has ever seen to receive verbal abuse and gore/scat/black male anus spam that they have no choice but to look at because they insist on having the thread. i'd say go make your faggy thread on /soc/ at least but they'd bully you out too. go make a discord with all the same painfully boring personalities if you want that kind of experience.
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>>84876789
>helpful advice" bystander
Not the anon you are replying to but Can you link the post? If you are talking about the previous thread it could have been me.
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remember when biotroons actually posted their fucking thrones, and then all the e-beggars, bums and losers in the thread defended it? begging like a dumb dog for gifts on /r9k/ is actually LE BASED didn't you get the memo? it only stopped because people reported the behavior to mods which fell under the global no e-begging rule. you people are cancer, fuck off permanently by suck starting a 12 gauge.
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>>84878147
>a certain someone
Who needs help anon-kun?
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>>84878718
I understand. I'm sorry. Wasn't sure if there was one or two of them you enjoyed chatting with even for just surface things.
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>>84878712
I don't care to work anything out with you. I want nothing to do with you. Drop it. Its over.
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I've already moved on. Please stop vagueposting about me on here.
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>>84878852
I'm not your ex bf.
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Please C stop vague posting and making threads about me. I've moved on and I am done with your lies. I've a only felt better the more removed you are from my life.

The past is my future and I'm grateful I have love on our shore. We have nothing to do with you. Leave us alone.
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My shore with him is my home.

It has nothing to do with you C. It never has. Go away.

I want nothing to do with you and your gay shit. Its gross. That's just one thing but there is so much more I detest about you. It doesn't matter for me to say anything more because frankly I'm done with you and moved on.
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Dear, DJR, DKP, SPH, SMR, & PDJT

Happy Father's day to all of you. Thank you for risking everything to save our country. May your time spent with your children be a gift as it says in the word of our God almighty. You have succeeded much in the missions given to you by the American people. May today be a blessing.

Sincerely,
VKJ
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Look Stephen Colbert,

your show was alright until you became a total sloggy47 "alldatime" typa host. Now the brushes have bristled a little too longing for your longing.

- Sincerely, asian twink
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>>84878721
I still think about one of the biofems that actually proves to me she was a woman, what a whore. Wish she posted again, some of my fattest nuts ever
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>Leave for 12 hours to sleep and run an errand or two.
>People continue to go back and forth vague poating for hours on end to get a reaction, or thinking they're talking to someone they're not. Nome of which are involved with the initial drama.
Always wild to witness. Say whatever you like. You guys really get invested in this stuff.
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>>84878925
Ive not posted about you on here
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>>84879068
Lol fucking dork.. Jesus christ.
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C , you only repeat things from his letters to me you dig up here. You have even catfished just to get his words to use on me because you know I naturally am compatible with him and love him and am not compatible in any way with you.

The fact is everyone you lied to me and acted like him ,Ive fallen more in love with him than ever before. I'm tired of your copy cat mask, because you will never be him

I need him, all of him, he is real.

The past is my future and I'm so happy to have that again like you never happened.
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>>84879161
Of course, whoever you are larping as has. I'm done with you. Have fun with all the gay sissy threads you made.
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Eye for an eye. Support and not attack and I'll do the same.
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Mike was playing steam games the whole time! I even asked him. Couldn't have been him.. You're such a ham. Can't help but have love for you.
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Fair. I'll delete my post when the timer goes.
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Sounds nice. Wish I were there.
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Aching daydream
Toes clenched
angst, first time
wave washed shore
My spark to yours
years apart, finally home
A love was lost
But now I find it
I love you more.
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>>84879373
Was it
>dad didnt buy me a new iPhone so I needed to leech it off you

Or
>I was cheating on my husband with a nigger and needed a coverup
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If I'm being honest, I'm getting fairly sick of this place and you lot.
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Your lies never had a place in my life and I regret ever being tricked by you.

False years and any form of 'us' was meant for him. You masked as him and I want nothing do with you. I see who you are now and I feel as I should of felt then.

I don't care how you feel. Nothing you say or feel has ever mattered because it was all fake and you copying the one I truly love. Now that I know, I love him so much more because he is real.

You are just a hollow mask of everything I detest attempting to chameleon as him. Sick to my stomach.

I'm finally free of you. Seeing the truth of what happened and who you are. I am ashamed and feel horrible. I am so fortunate his love for me is true and he stayed for me. My home, my shore and we are going to make up the years we lost together from your deciept.

C, thankfully you are not a part of my life any further and I have only felt more relief the more removed from my life you are. I look forward to never again having to think about you.

I have the life that was always meant to be with him. His and my shore. Our home. Complete each other.
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Can you guys shut the fuck up
t. fembot C
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C is the new J. Apparently.. Think I know who you were reffering to the other day. Also saw an interesting photo of you with some writing.. Find all sorts of things when you look around.
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>>84879582
Sorry Charlotte. I look forward to being done too.

>>84879604
I'm not going to repeat myself about how c wishes is j and masks,imitates him. C is a fraude.
Yep looking around you see c's larps and gay shit. Spamming soc with his contact in sissy threads.
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>>84879812
Hah. Fair. Just one of those, "What was the context for this one?" From way back when. Can send it your way at a different time when things are more stable. I actually had a few questions, but again, time and place.
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>>84879848
Not the place for it. Rich coming from me I know. Plus the whole imposter thing going around. Conversation for a different place. Potentially different time.
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>>84879916
What is your first language?
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Any conversation is just c attempting to decieve and manipulate. No thanks. I'm done with him.
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>>84879938
Probably for the best. No worries. Just me being nosy and shit.
>>84879936
English. Mobile posting is aids.
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>>84879582
Claire?
Clare?
Clara?
Cora?
Correy
Catherine?
Casey?
Carina?
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>>84879705
No. vvv

>>84879987
Christine
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>>84880061
She left her heart at the Sierra.
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The hardest part really is letting go.. Damn..
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I miss you, Wren.
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>>84880361
I was just guessing names, I have a weird habit of wanting to know.
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>>84880485
All good. Me too. I'm nosy. Even if you didn't get my reference.
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>>84880525
Oh yea I got the reference too
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>>84880618
Hell yeah. Just a (deserved) jab at me then? Hehe. That's fair. Unless you really do just like to know.
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Dear Adrijus
I still love you. I wish things could have been different between us. I still wish we could have run away together or killed ourselves together.
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>>84880836
Agregious
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Ellie, just invite me out there already. I'm so bored and need the change of scenery. I want to pretend I have a pretty young girlfriend for a day or two. I'm probably just one of many discord retards you talk to, though.
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Literally just listening to people like you use words you are simply parroting is a little bit disturbing.
You don't know what words mean.
You're somehow both egotistical and objectively retarded at the same time.
You are literally like a fucking demons from Frieren.
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Is Mike projecting his Colton persona again? Does "Maria" not recognize that they're literally the same person and that Mike does everything he claims? Interesting stuff.
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>>84880355
>>84880361
LEFT MY HEART IN THE SIERRA MADRE
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>>84882122
Exactly how I felt finding out c repeated the ex I loves words at me and went as far as to catfish him to get more. Sickening.
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>>84882309
Colton could never be Mike despite how badly he wants to be. Its pathetic really.
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>>84882346
>>84882353
It's funny that girls have directly called you out multiple times for doing this stuff you claim Colton is doing. I just think that's neat, Not Mike.
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And then blaming it on this pre-ordained alter-ego scapegoat you've created. You are truly an enigma. I don't think I've ever seen anyone else do that.
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>NOOO THAT WASN'T ME, IT WAS HECKIN' COLTERINO!!!
go paint your nails and spam some more porn, fruitcake
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Why did he get banned this time? Did he spam his sissy cock torture fantasies again?
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>>84882488
NO NO MIKE DOESN'T POST THAT STUFF... Colton does. From inside Mike's head.
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>just you wait until my raspberry pi boots up you're in for a tsunami of mikearrhea
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>>84882367
I am a girl. I'm not mike. In any case yes, you are a liar. Not surprised you can't stop

>>84882375
>>84882401
>>84882488
Stop being such a loser freaking the fuck out making shit up.

I'm glad I'm above listening to your bullshit. I wish I figured it out sooner.


I don't need your response and honestly it would be nice not to listen to you crying so please give it a rest
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>>84882514
>>84882536
Wow. Such a loser there are 2 more tantrums before I even responded. Go post more gay threads. You belong there.
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>>84882550
This can't possibly be Mike, because he's going to sissy porn on stream rn. I believe you. Are you Dykebot, his new girlfriend?
>>84882563
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I am extremely fearful
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I think this post really rehabilitated mike's reputation. Everyone has been saying he's just a sissy retard with a weird bloated cock for ages but many people are telling me he's a cool guy now. I think they're right.
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Mike is cool. Mike is great. Everyone like Mike. Mike is the most attractive man on Earth. All women want Mike. All women belong to Mike.
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>>84882988
Yeah, but what good would that do you? This life is Hell but ending it sooner only gets you to MegaHell faster. Enjoy HellLite while you can because the sauna gets hot.
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>>84883074
Start believing, nigga. Carbon chain entity ahh.
No, but really, that's how you're going to give up? Come on.
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>>84883100
Post your problems and issues here and we all can take turns putting it into chat gpt to come up with solutions.
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>>84883100
Doesn't mean you stop or give up. I've been running on empty most of my life. Hasn't stopped me. You'll snap out of it soon enough.
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>>84883147
Respectfully I've been one of the people beating on you because damn, are you retarded? I'm keener on self destruction than most, and you've rigged yourself to blow with a thousand failsafes in place. I know how your mind operates, retard. We've basically lived the same fucking life.
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>>84883132
Ahh. Do you want to me dm you? If you are who I'm guessing then we used to be friends. Or so at least i thought at the time.
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You know you never have to be homeless. Or be in a bad spot. You were there for me. The least I can do is reciprocate. No strings attached. No expectations. Just a safe, stable place to live temporarily or however long you need/want. Get you to a point where you can be in a better situation. You know my door is always open. Things will get better. Even if it doesn't seem like it. I will always help in any way I can. You are never alone.
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That anon wants your bussy! Don't fall for it!
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>>84883171
Dude, you just want her to move in so you can fuck her down the road. You're already planning it in your head, you're such a nice guy she's gonna put out for you if you let her move in with you. Because it's obvious she would.
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I wouldn't do anything like that. Not after everything. She still opened her home to me at one point in time, and helped me back on my feet. I know how it looks.. Obviously.. It's just a place to live. No more. No less.
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>>84883210
>don't have anyone added
Because you unadded me kek but yeah idk I didn't think it was you at first but I do like try to solve problems when they're not mine. But honestly I don't want to talk off site. I do think the idea of a thread trying to solve each other's issues and problems could be cool though.
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>>84883185
Phew that was a close one. Thanks anon.
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You know where home is.
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>>84883210
The fuck I haven't. And you don't get to say that to me, because I have. That's the reason why I wanted to be your friend at all, retard.
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>>84883226
>>84883286
That wasn't me. (Recently spoke to)
These were me.
>>84883171
>>84883205
Please don't get mad.. I think it might be J.
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>>84883286
We haven't spoken off site in a very long time. We probably aren't even who we are thinking of and it doesn't matter really. I kinda lost interest in this hypothetical project. It sounded fun at first but now it doesn't.
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Oh shit it IS you. (Not the other anon btw)
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Ok there's too many people replying and some of you are kinda retarded and it's making things overly complicated and confusing. For that reason I'm out.
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>No one else has suffered the way I have suffered in life, therefore I am better than you.
>And for that reason, I'm out.
lol.
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>>84883298
Okay so who is this? Can I have an initial please?
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>>84883315
You literally would not know because we never spoke directly, shithead.
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>>84883319
Just answer the question retard.
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>>84883327
I did just answer it, retard.
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>>84883333
You know what I meant pussy.
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>>84883336
I know it was you and just realized it was you again. I think you have me confused and I can understand why you wouldn't trust random strangers right now but I definitely don't want to get caught up in your crossfire.
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>>84883339
Yes, I did know what you meant, hence why I answered properly and your monkey ass was sitting there scratching your head trying to figure out how to form contractions.
Lol
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>Ooooo I knew you from before And I'm so invested in this, but you can never know who I actually am!
I can't imagine why you were removed. You don't sound insufferable at all.
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>>84883364
Yeah this is exactly what I don't want to get caught up in. I don't need any extra troubles or drama right now. I wouldn't want anyone getting the wrong idea about things.
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I literally said the exact opposite of that, but okay retarded cunts. Whatever floats your boat, I know it's easier for you to believe the worst about me rather than thinking I just wanted to talk to you.
Go fuck yourself or get raped, whatever it is you're into these days.
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>>84883369
It was just meant to identify who you were for clarification and understanding. It's not something you're going to get attacked on. If you genuinely mean well that's wonderful.
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>>84883380
I mean I got attacked enough last thread just for giving some unwanted advice to someone. The risks far outweigh any possible (zero) benefits. And for that reason I think I'll take a break from this place for a bit.
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>the pseudo rape simp is of higher moral fiber
>Come live with me bb I won't rape u again
Lol'd
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>>84883398
What advice did you give? There was multiple instances. I'm not going to attack you or anything. Not sure what you mean by risks. That's a little melodramatic.
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>>84883494
And you say we're nothing alike. It's just funny to me how we live in parallel circumstances spanning back decades.
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>>84883336
That's what you go by now? Huh
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>>84883364
If it's Lisa's j then yeah, he is a nightmare. Steer clear.
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>>84883377
Wow dodged a massive bullet dealing with you. Jesus
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Uhhhh Ill take a Triple Colton Deluxe with Mike fries and a Maria shake
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>>84883494
Completely retarded. You know where you can go that's not that place. Do better.
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>>84883696
Boohoo wawa. Cry. There was nothing to be dodged because I didn't pursue anything. Faggot
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>>84883697
No one wants anything to do with Colton so you can have him. Hopefully he fucks off and stops bothering me
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>>84883706
Wow. You are a a little bitch boy cry baby faggot. I pity anyone who ever has to be around you.
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>>84883697
>Mike rolls up in some skates bricked up in his sweatpants and aheago graphic tee. Nails painted. Soda jerk pinstripe hat.
>Serves you this delicious meal with a large Dr. Perky.
>skates flawlessly back to the building.
If only you knew how good things could be..
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>>84883713
Haha okay Colton
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>>84883714
Missed the part where your brains are fucked out by his massive cock.
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>>84883721
Like I said. I want nothing to do with that little bitch. Good riddance as far as I'm concerned. I got my man.
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>he tries to stick his nonfunctional penis into the hole, but due to the drugs and pumping, his limp extended dick no longer functions at all
Sad! Very sad. No wonder he paints his nails, he's not even a man.
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>>84883726
Uhhhh that's not part of the scenario.. That's weird and gross. Why did you have to make it weird and gross? Now I'm not hungry.
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>>84883714
Do they sell roller crocs? Mike won't use anything else, I'm told, sadly
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Some of you are young and dumb and think it's ok to do retarded shit because this just the internet but some of us actually know each other off site are even irl. You causing drama to interfere in some of these friendships and relationships isn't just an online game. It's affecting our real lives.

Do better and stop being spiteful little shitters.
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>>84883708
Of course ill have it Mikes way
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>>84883733
Lmao, okay Mikeuck. Maria loves me now, she's never loved you. Although I'm glad you have accepted you're a faggot and have a loving bf now. Proud of you <3
>>84883747
Lmao.
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>>84883744
Yeah probably. Just can't see them sitting in my car is all.
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>>84883751
You are not him because you would know I am done with Colton and want nothing to do with him. He is a empty worthless faggot and I have no feeling for that waste of time lying piece of shit.
>>
S
Please give me another chance
K
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Pictures of Prime Chico (TM) make me feel nostalgic. Such ethereal beauty. Never mogged. Still undisputed.
>>84883709
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>>84883726
Not gross. I'm actually quite excited to be with him.

>>84883735
Oh it works very well. Trust me.
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>>84883754
Just look at these babies. His favorite color and all.
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>>84883736
I don't care what you want. He's mine.
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>>84883775
>Implying mike doesn't just make his own.
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>>84883787
I just want my food for goodness sake!
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>>84883752
Nah, not interested in conversing with you.
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>>84883735
You say it doesn't function and yet colton says it functions perfectly for its intended purpose: sissy agp sessions
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Mike, this larping is becoming of concern. You are NOT a woman. Stop LARPing.
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>>84883763
I don't have any reason to say more. Show up or shove off.
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>>84883775
You are a fag having fag fantasys saving fag shit on your phone. Stop trying to rope others into your faggotry
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Mike sissycuck leaking imagining Maria getting banged by the BCC (Big Colton Cock)
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>>84883795
Then go get food in your fag fantasy. Keep us out of it.
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>>84883807
>Mike
>NOT a woman
Says fucking who? Why don't you leave HER alone?
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>>84883830
That's it. I want to see a manager.
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LARPing as a woman online is the point of no return for AGP individuals, experts say
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>>84883805
Nothing to do with Colton. I've told you several times he is a fag and not a part of my life. If you want to go do Sissy shit with Colton go ahead. He's on soc a lot making sissy posts there. He has multiple discords because no one wants to be with him and he keeps trying to readd others.
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IF I DON'T BRING MY WEIRD MUTILATED PENIS INTO THE EQUATION THE LADIES WILL FORGET I EXIST
DON'T BRING UP MY WEIRD MUTILATED PENIS OR YOU'RE GAY
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>>84883807
I'm not mike. I have made it clear I'm tired of your lies. Leave me alone already.
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>>84883826
Nothing to do with Colton. You have fun with him. Message him directly and suck each other off on grinder. IDGAF. Fucking loser.
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>>84883831
I said enough. Its your move
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If Mike's not a fag, yeah, then how come he posted his penis on the letter thread for a bunch of men that one time?
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>>84883869
Lol. I will never get tired of this. Okay, you're not Mike.
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>>84883832
Fucking weirdo. Fuck off with your fag fantasies. Stop trying to involve others in your faggotry.
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>>84883878
How do you have Colton's grinder account? Pretty telling, Kichael. You been diddlin' other boyses' butts haven'tcha? Don't lie to me, I've got the tapes.
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>>84883849
Okay? You would know fag
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>>84883868
News flash. Mike wants nothing to do with you and you are a faggot hyper fixated on his cock. You are gay. Go be gay. Neither of us want anything to do with you.
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>>84883908
So does Maria live right next door to Colton in your head, or...?
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>"fag fag fag!"
>shows his penis to other men
really makes you think
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For what is a man
What has he got?
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>>84883884
Blah blah blah. All you can think of is your fag fantasies. No wonder no one wants to be around you. IGNORED
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>>84883885
Now the second part. Leave me alone and fuck off
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If not himself, then he has naught
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>>84883915
You are hyper fixated on Colton. Go be gay with that faggot. I'm done with him.
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>"IGNORED"
>responds with cope
low iq too
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>>84883916
You are just a gay faggot who can't shit the fuck up about talking about another guys cock. Gross. Its not even like you are witty, just really gross. The only one who is gay is you and Colton. Go suck each other off or. Whatever you fags do
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>>84883916
>fixated on his own penis 24/7 and always talking about fucking some girl who left him 6 years ago
>takes a bunch of meds to make his penis "bigger" at the cost of it being totally mangled and funky looking
>always chubbed up because his dick is broken from pills and pumping
>brags about his weird broken dick and pretends to be a girl that is in a relationship with him while repeating his same go-to gotcha phrases and playing dumb
>Adamantly denies essentially rping as a woman in a relationship with himself
This is really put there, even for Mike.
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To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
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>>84883942
mike it's you who exposes himself to men...how does this not compute in your head?
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>>84883933
Yes, I'm the one hyper fixated on Colton. Not you. Maria loves him. She's never going back to you, Mike.
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>>84883945
Literally all of that is made up in your faggot head. Has nothing to do with Mike. You are fucking gross and I'm not interested in talking with a gay fag like you. Go to LGBT or soc.
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>>84883961
Literally none of that is made up, thoughever.
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>>84883956
You really are retarded aren't you? I broke up with Colton a while ago.

>>84883950
More of your gay fantasy. Go eat dick somewhere else
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>>84883964
Fuck off fag. Get it through your fucking retarded skull.
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Oh no, not me
I did it MY WAY
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heh. i see now that colton was always just a dirty trickster. a sneaky weasel. a real loki type, a real bad guy, the kinda guy to steal your woman away and pump and dump her and forget she ever existed
she'll never fall for your lies again as you're clearly still obsessed with both of us. never bother us again, colton. keep your non-mutilated penis out of our relationship from now on, we're done with you now.
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>>84883690
What's so bad about him?
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>>84883969
>"fantasy"
>it's something that literally happened and can be proven easily
don't make me go to the archive...
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>>84883984
Tldr. You are a fag and you can live in your own gay fairy world.
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>>84883969
>>84883974
You really expect me to believe this shit, Mike?
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>>84883995
You can see what is wrong with him
This is the gay shit he posts
>>84883984
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>>84884000
Mike the Painted-Nails Faggot Fairy proving he's Coltoning out once more and using other people's words against them. Typical! We're sick of you, Mike. We see through your lies and the letter thread will never be with you again.
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>>84883996
Not interested in your obsession over mikes cock. Go be gay somewhere else fag
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How long is this fag going to keep same fagging about his OC fic character?
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>>84884009
False. The letter thread supports Mike in his transition.
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>>84884017
Why are you even trying to deny it, man? Colton ain't here and neither is Maria. It's just you.
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>>84884002
>>84884007
>>84884009
You are a fag and mentally ill obsessed with Mike. Its fucking weird. I'll give him a call tonight and see what is up with you. I don't think there going to be anything deeper than you are just a gay faggot obsessive creep
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>>84884017
but mike, you did those things, it's just reality
not interested in reality i suppose, we know mike, we know
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The Janny has the potential to do the funniest thing right now..
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>>84884007
Why do you think that's him?
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>>84884009
>>84884023
>>84884030
Go live in fantasy land you fuckin fag. You can make up as much shit there as you want. Mike has nothing to do with you. I have nothing to do with you.

You are just an obsessive gay fag creep.

GL WITH THAT
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried. I've had my fill.
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>>84884034
I'm just curious as to how you're still presently unbanned. You're not that good at evading. At least two others in this thread are kinda hiding it, and one isn't at all. (i wonder whom'st)
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>>84884060
For me what's interesting is the mental gymnastics that allow him to believe he's wanted in a place that gives him the boot constantly. Every time he starts screeching about samefags and the colton character like it's just one person that dislikes him.
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And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
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>>84884074
Haha just kidding, that was just me, Colton, responding to myself.
Also, Maria's sitting on my lap rn and we're playing Slime Rancher and hitting blinkers.
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Amusing? No consequences advanced in the stillness.
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To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
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>>84884060
He's always playing little different characters, samefagging, and spamming other generals then ban evading. After he gets banned you'll see a bunch of posts get wiped from multiple threads. And posts that were replying to themselves.
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>>84884106
Be quiet, Colton. She discarded you. She always chooses me. I'm the better one, I'm the real one, heh, nothin personnel kid.
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>>84884040
Yes banning the gay creep who keeps spamming obsessive creepy gay shit about Mike when Mike isn't even here. That would be great honestly. No more of that trash here. Make the board a better place.
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>>84884060
Not him. Just you being a fuckin weird creep obsessed with him.
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The records show that I took the blows
And I did it MY WAY
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Mike is a very brave ban evader. Good job buddy. I'm glad you're here. How are things going with Maria these days?
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>>84884090
Not true fag. I'm done with him. Go make up gay fag shit on soc
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>>84884074
He hasn't screeched because he's not here. Its just you freaking out and posting a bunch of your gay fantasies. Fuckin creep
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>>84884106
I have not seen Mike do that once. I think you are projecting more of your gay shit
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I'm not him, I'm actually Maria. Even though I type just like Mike and use all the same insults and one-liners.

I can hear him saying
>Mhmm. Yup.
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>>84884119
I doubt that is Colton but yeah we broke up a while ago. Finding out all his lies and shit I talked about earlier. Thank God I'm done with him.
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>>84884135
You saying it over and over doesn't make it true. Just shows you are obsessed and mentally ill. You just keep repeating your gay shit so I'm moving on.
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>>84884151
Projecting. Get medicated.
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Cool, cool. See you later Mikariolton.
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>>84884143
Nigga you're doing it right now
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>>84884151
It was the same way when he faked his suicide lol. It's almost endearing how bad he is at pretending to be other people.
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>>84884208
The girl who was writing to him timestamped a pic then you delusional fag. It really is tiresome to hear you shitting yourself over Mike every fucking second. Go for a walk , fuck a pig , whatever you need to do but stop obsessing over him and making things up that fit your gay fantasies.
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I'm leaving the fag to piss himself here by himself whining about Mike.
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>>84884231
I never saw that. Care to pull up the archive link?
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I think you're not banned because you're entertaining for all.
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>>84884244
You are the obsessed creep and if you want to be proven wrong then you dig. I remember it happening and I have more knowledge regarding what happened than you.

Like I said.

Piss and cry here more. I'm busy.
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>>84884248
He is banned. You are just mentally ill and delusional
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>>84884252
You made the claim, you post it. But yeah, I suppose it never happened, oh well.
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>>84884260
Yup, guess he's just making shit up. Not unusual. Like a middle schooler.
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>>84884260
It did happen and you will find it if you go to then. The bigger issue is you are a obsessed creep over Mike. Get help, meds, therapy, something. please. So none of is have to listen to you shit yourself here every fucking day. So fucking annoying .
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Weak thread. Hopefully the writers will end it with an exciting finale.
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maybe fixing dykebot was the bullying mike we made along the way
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>>84884288
You want me to look for something that I never saw and I obviously don't know what keywords I should use, even though you're the one who remembers it well...? Come on now, what are we doing here man?
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Juliana,
Im not kidding. I really want to speak with your older sister. I really need her to know that I understand what she was going through.
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>>84884298
All in all it was a good weekend for the letter thread, we *saved* dykebot
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>Why can't you just drop it man
You couldn't just take the L.
You didn't remember what the word means.
But you seemingly got really fucking tilted over that shit.
You waited 8 hours and did that faggy little thing you try to do where you give your rebuttle and then try to change the topic real fast.
>ak-chew-wa-lee
No shit nips, your dumb ass is objectively wrong with even a basic google search.
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We have to figure out how we can utilize Mike's unlimited schizo powers to make humanity less dependent on fossil fuels. Just have an automated audio generator randomly mention M and he perpetuum mobiles us out of the energy crisis! I think I have something here...
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dear f,

im doing a lot better now. im in therapy again. im not scared of you anymore. i used to spend a lot of time thinking it was my fault, that i was too trusting, too quick to pull away, stuff like that. im able to do things without worrying about what you might say anymore. even though i hate you for how you hurt me, i hope youre doing okay. hurt people hurt people, and i hope you can get out of that cycle

t
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I'm collecting embarrassing moments like a prostitute collecting AIDS
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>>84884529
you can only get aids once retard
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Dear R,
What was it really? Asking to be gentle with you, being excited about going to a restaurant dinner... Nothing ever happened. Does it still sting? It does sting for me. I wanted you to be happy, to get all you want. But now I don't know how it is all for you. I don't know if you got all your happiness from some other guy. For myself, without you I didn't feel any relief. I don't know if you wanted me to. I think you want me to suffer. At least after the last words you told me. Funny how after all the things you said about yourself and things you said about me I'm still the complete loser with noone to live for. It's fine, I guess, I should have known. You thought that I would be embarrassed by you. But I thought that I have surely won, there's no better girl. Maybe I hesitated and doubted that I want you and you sensed it. You were never good with figuring out feelings. You must have thought that I want to get rid of you. I wish you just believed me. I didn't want you gone, I wasn't sure you were going to stay. I'm guilty, I know, I am not a romantic and I can't fulfill your fantasy of being pursued by someone obsessed. I'm sorry. I wish you were sorry too and told me what I want to know instead of still punishing me. I didn't deserve you, right, but I need to have a conclusion. Just tell me you were wrong, you're now happy and you forgot me. Just tell me it was a mistake and you're glad you found someone else. I'll feel better as someone who just doesn't deserve love and had it proven to him. Reality is all different from your thoughts, so at least give me the comfort you had.

M
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>>84884566
Fuck, I'm such fucking a retard
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I don't know how I could fuck up this badly. If only I had more time it would all be figured out. By now I could do anything for you. I better think it was never meant to be.
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Bro some little fag Brazilian got me banned from a shitpost server I was on. He should have felt lucky a white woman was even talking to him at all. Lol
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>>84884857
that desperate to find simps huh
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>>84884612
Writing fake letters from me I see. Cool.
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hmmm im thinking im so thoughtpilled and hmmmaxed ponderingmaxxing contemplationcel brainspiraling philosophypilled introspectionmaxxed thinkcore ruminationnation cognitionposting mindpalacecel everythoughthasasecondthought maybeimactuallythinkingaboutthinkingandthatstherealthoughtpill
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>>84884932
No one likes you, go back to your sissy threads on LGBT or soc.
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I can't engage with you anymore.
You're entirely too much of a joke.
>They don't steal
Shit for brains.
He mostly acts like a bandit, but has notoriously been a pirate.
He is also very very obviously a capitalist.
He is one.
They do steal.
They are anarchists.
They are antiauthoritarian (duh) and obviously not communists (also duh).
Guess where that puts them?
Taxation is theft.
That doesn't mean they don't steal!
They steal to enrich themselves.
Everyone can be selfish and do bad things.
Which fucking end of that compass do you think absolutely embodies greed fueled selfishness?
What fucking lala land are you in where you believe.
>They don't steal
You invent ideas behind words that you don't know.
You are certifiably retarded and it is for that very special hipster dipshit idea of pretending words just mean whatever you think they mean that any dialogue with turd creatures like you is totally pointless.
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I have no interest in interacting with molly either. Glad we established that.
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>>84884977
Nah, hard pass on listening to your bait shiz.
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Its fine. Eventually I'll be home and this will be in the past. That will be so fucking good.
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I had to switch it up
I had to do it to em
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>>84884982
>The law vs thieves.
>The eternal conflict of authoritarians vs other authoritarians because
*checks message*
>"Only authoritarians steal"
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>>84884954
Direct me to these threads of yours, my friend.
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R, please don't do anything drastic. We were once friends so I wouldn't feel right if I had a feeling that was you and didn't do anything.
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>>84885170
do I need to call you? idk if I'm the best person for this but I don't want to do nothing.
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I'm afraid of rain, so if there are clouds in the sky,
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>>84885249
you have discord dummy. That tall guy still desperately wants you. I'm sure there's plenty of guys on this board who want to be with you and you could easily find someone else if you really wanted.
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>>84885099
Found easily on archive
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>>84885259
Sounds like being in a relationship just to be in a relationship regardless to who it's with. I need more with my girl.
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I wish I knew how much I loved you back then
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>>84885306
Well at the very least don't do anything rash tonight. Give us some time to save you first.
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A studio where you could be the star
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If you actually listen and believe that vapid pos then you are too far gone. I need more than that.
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I burned $10,000 the other day and felt nothing. I know what matters in this life.
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All it takes is one step. I'm excited for all our firsts.
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Once you are here I am going to dress you up and take you every day.
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well that was short lived pffhahahah
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I can ignore the rest because I know you are coming home to me.
-your amythest , my grandpa's knife
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>>84885259
Man telling someone that a lot of /r9k/ users would want them to talk them out of sudoku is straight up devilish
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>tfw joined the air force just to get curb stomped by niggers
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N
I still wont let you win, no matter how much you ruined my life

P
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I can't go a day without my embarrassing moments popping up in my head. It's hell.
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>>84886226
I wont let some autistic flip take everything from me, no matter how many times he gets his way
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I'm not sorry about cheating. You were hitting on girls the entire time we were dating and probably cheating on me too. You were just mad because you thought I was safe. Why do you think I never brought you around my family? I did not trust you even though I was falling for you. It just should have never went beyond a casual thin. That was your mistake not mine. We just didn't treat each other properly. Can't say I wish you well
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>>84886246
She was never yours to begin with. Thank God she sees how you mimiced my letters. She truly loved me , they are my words to her. Then you larped as me to harm how she sees and feels about me . You when carfished me to use more of my words on her .

She is mine. Always has been. She is coming home to me.
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i miss you so much scot
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>>84886366
Shutup Mike go be schizophrenic somewhere else
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>>84886380
Why is it always my posts that Mike has to latch on to with his bullshit? Go mistake someone else for Colton or whatever
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>>84886403
No one latched on to your posts. It has nothing to do with you. You keep your negative negative to yourself. Literally nothing happened with your posts but you are creating a lie to manipulate perception. Its pathetic

Narc accusations of mental illness is basically your only card besides your lies
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>>84886446
You really are though
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>>84886403
I mean the initials don't even match lmao
Dude's gotta be tweaked as shit right now
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>>84886625
Chill and stop posting about him. Its fucking creepy and obsessive. Both he and I want nothing to do with you.
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>>84886642
Stop meddling in everyone's shit itt and they'll leave you alone
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m

i love you

c
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can i get a friend once im skinny
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>>84886727
You can get a friend NOW!!!
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>>84886747
i get sleep now
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>>84887037
Go to bed, woman.
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>>84886682
Colton, I don't love you and never will. The only thing I feel towards you is regret. I wish you never lied to me and tricked me into losing the love of my life for years. I find it unsettling that you mimiced Mike knowing that I love his voice,perspective , and words letters., I love him. Real true love, each other's truth. Something I will never find in any one else. You larped as mike and made me lose feelings only because I was decieved by your lies. You even catfished him to use more of his words on me

I will never be yours and feel so much relief knowing that you will never be a part of my life. You are my worst mistake. You are not someone l want to ever see or hear from again. I'm not attracted to you and I want nothing to do with you, a manipulative conniving weasly spineless narc liar.
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>>84887066
Then why is Maria in my bed rn and not yours?
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>>84887076
I am not in your bed. Go rot somewhere else. I'm done with you and your lies. I hate every single thing about you..i.have asked you multiple times to fuck off. So Fuck off .
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>>84887107
Are you really still larping as a girl who dumped you?
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>>84887037
Those same words apply to you too right?
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>>84887037
Can one of you who knows her irl go check on her?
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>>84883768
A guy looks like him one that used browse this site
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She just said she was going to sleep and then signed off again. Relax. Hopefully she meant final as in of the day.
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>>84880689
Not a jab. All cool in coolsville
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I need my concentration
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>>84887362
Proof? Too many larps
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>>84887399
Green tea helps
Walnuts help
Meditation helps
Having a routine schedule helps
humming helps
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>>84887445
Going for a walk in nature with sunlight on you helps. Cold showers too.
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>>84887361
I'm pretty sure I know who you are and you're talking about me and NO, I look nothing like him, facially blind autist, stop saying it.
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Have it Mikes way at Jersey Mikes
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>>84887362
She's not done something like this before
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Omce that line is crossed l'll take out the trash and I'll be gone forever. I stayed for you for 5 years and won't allow any other future to exist with him .I don't.have a choice..
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>>84888486
Uh oh. Maria is slipping through your fingers already? That's embarrassing.
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I don't like being this way.but like I said. If you are lost like that then im done..I promised to wait for you. I kept my promises to you..I promise you.this,there will never be a.future.with him in it

.he will removed by you or I will r.
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>>84888560
Ignoring you. No. Response from me.. it just is.. it's not a discussion I'm talking. Now
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Colton was not the better man. Maria has bad taste. End of.
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Nigga sending death threats now. Not mentally ill at all.
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https://youtu.be/v9r5nwiplYk
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Literally all because some dumb bitch told people to follow me around, it sucks
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>>84886625
Yeah my post had nothing to do with this guy and his retarded obsession with some ho he chatted up on discord half a decade ago yet he decided to attack me. The initials werent even close to anything he could have strung together
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I promise I'm not trying to get digits so often. They just come to me like that. Idk they like me or something.
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>>84888813
Yeah nice try but you achieved nothing
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>>84888828
I wasn't trying and I'm never trying. I only comment on it after it happens too many times in a row. but they don't like when I do that.
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I'm fucking dying
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Well stop then?
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>>84888598
Fair enough. It's on you to reciprocate

>>84888654
Yes, Colton is basically a goopy dog turd that clinged and difficult to scrape off.
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>>84888676
There no discussion to this. It is as it is. Adios
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This song made me think of us. When i shared the grapist (I'm. Gonna grape ya)

Savlonic and weeble are very similar. I saw savlonic came fake pit with this one and it's mature
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=74VIG-SdX3g&si=T9rzpFfW8aNxwm7i
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>suddenly 37 replies under the bump limit
Uh oh someone got thanos snapped
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>>84889455
I recommend playing it at 1.15 speed.
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>>84889478
not clicking sorry. too many weird extra things on the link
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P
What are you even trying to win? We broke up, that was it. You chose her over me.
N
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>>84889507
I love the album yesterdays lemon co

s collaboration..

>Electro Gypsy
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RZq4Y6wtxZQ&si=PkIpj3wwASd8zuur

>Owls
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=G0gEdL6mr4U&si=5OczUeRQgxd8dqjE

>Amazing horse
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qWlMdYf1PSM&si=_RgH6sSesdSHB8Ln
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>>84889491
. Its YouTube music embedded playback is the same a YouTube video.here
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lol a bunch of porn threads were deleted from the catalog.
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How can you lie to my face about things I have concrete evidence of? Things you KNOW I have concrete evidence of? You are genuinely the worst gaslighter I have ever met.
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>>84888804
You had m as an initial. Also R. as well as key details in what you said. At the end of the day couldn't care less and your tantrumn is pathetic. Go ask Mommy to change your diaper and make you some dino shaped nuggies before nap time
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>>84889459
Schadenfreude and ray got the ban hammer. Its best to just wait a couple days and appeal.
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>>84889899
Good. The janitors must have figured out who has been doing it and did a global ban wipe.
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>>84890124
the initials were n and p dumb nigger
stop smoking crack
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Someday my plate will be full of french fried potaters too instead of pickles!
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>>84890177
That's how much I care.

>>84890249
Squeeze the pickle juice on potato chips .
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>>84889899
Same with all the "height" narc threads. I'm not surprised
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>>84890344
height narc threads?
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>>84890124
>N and P
>M and R
Lay off the meth
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There is a price to pay for posting in misalignment
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It's a good thing I only post in malice.
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Baby wont you come my waaaaaayyyy
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Please let the "thing" around October be real. I can't cope anymore.
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I promise I dont change no hoooooooo
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>>84891202
What kind of thing?
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>>84891281
You know. The thing.
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>>84891318
I mean I love the movie, but I'm nosy. Not even a hint?
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>>84891281
It has to do with the Moon and God. And no, it's not related to this Mike schizo babble about the Moon and the Sun.
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>>84891379
>It has to do with the Moon and God.
Very interesting. Are you Catholic at all?
>And no, it's not related to this Mike schizo babble about the Moon and the Sun.
Hah! I didn't think so..
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I guess it makes sense that an autist like you wouldn't stand a chance forming genuine connections with people. Growing up watching your father replace your mother with woman after woman must have really made an impact. When everyone moves on with their own busy lives and families, what will you do?
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I miss you so much. I hope you enjoyed it.
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why are you two retardedn iggers not adding each other on a chat instead of sending dramatic messages on 4chan in public like teenagers
if you REALLY missed each other you'd be doing that and not play toxic games for attention and thrill
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>>84891457
I don't think Maria will add Mike back.. Otherwise I'm sure he would just speak to her directly. Probably the same reason for anyone really.
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>>84891471
i am talking to YOU faggot nigger
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>>84891479
I have no idea who, or what you're talking about. Respectfully.
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>>84887655
No it's not you. Please take your meds and I'm not autistic. If it's who I think you are, you look like Alex lawther



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