Melting Apus edition
Me? Sat in the buff with Deano it a bit warm x
>>84885945Why does that piccy give me a video cassette vibe?
So hot can use me own battycrack arse sweat as lube for de wantus
Might send a Jew to its death
This care home needs air conditioning desu
>>84885994you are under arrest de lid
A group of schoolgirls is called a gaggle
>>84886014google says it a bevy which is even funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPQur3OGW3A>Burnham: "we overtax people's work""Does this mean you're going to tax people's work less?""...No."
>>84885954I know what I'm doing in November desu
40c later this weekhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15918907/UK-heatwave-hottest-June-day-record-temperatures-maps-Met-Office.html
Starmer will be getting the strap tonight from his missus that's for sure
>>84885964Interesting that website. Hope it hasn't scrapped my IP and personal info though :/
Got some bacon in the fridge and 4 slices of bread left, bacon butty time?
The England team tomorrow should kneel as a tribute to Sir Keir
so what's the lo-down on Burnham?He seems immediately more likable than Starmer, which actually might be a bad thing. Charming and charismatic leaders get away with more.
Sean loves a happening. Bet he's posting on /pol/
>>84886145he loves a political slogan although they're almost always empty words, he says he's going to nationalize water (good) but he dosnt seem to have a plan on immigration/ asylum so we'll see
Me? Gooning to my Starmer shrine it isn't right wot they done to him x
>>84886145muh norf muh trains muh busesBecause he's northern he's automatically good apparently. I suspect he will find things more difficult than running Manchester. I think he'll not understand spending and will bankrupt the country faster than the current bankruptcy process, then labour will implode again and an election will happen.
Didn't think Starmer was that bad of a PM to be honest. The tories had raped the country for the past 14 years and the shit for brains population expect things to be fixed in 5 mins.
>>84886186bro he got no aura fr fr
>>84886145>Charming and charismatic leaders get away with more.true and i DO like muh norf muh trains muh buses. setting up decent council public transport when the private multinationals back out is a good thing. i hope that's not too controversial with the lads here xbut functionally, policy-wise, in terms of new bills, what changes can he bring about? and i don't mean him personally, i mean any time there's a leader switchover before a GE. he's inheriting THIS current government, it's just that the members have voted in a new leader who takes on the role of Prime Minister. that's different to running on a platform/manifesto, getting elected based on that, then acting accordingly.we just had the exact same thing with the Tories, and their 3-4 different PMs.
>>84886186As quoted from leaked comments made by the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Pat Mcfadden:>"Every meeting I have is: 'Who can we tax in order to pay benefits to others?' They're asking the wrong questions."Starmer was so focused on raping the country to find money to cover the growing welfare state that he forgot to solve the problems the Tories caused. Granted I think Burnham will be worse and Starmer was okay on some things. Shit like welfare and the Chagos fiasco was very bad though.
OFFIEBRUH FOR PM
Welfare ain't just bennies. The triple lock is a drain on this country.
SSM for PM not because he would make a good one i just want all the other MPs to suffer his stink during PMQs
>>84886207Taxing the rich is based though>the Chagos fiasco was very bad though.I think the problem was that the UK believed we would lose a trial regarding sovereignty of the Chagos Islands and we would have to give them up. So it was thought that the best way to keep the military base there was to do a deal.
>>84886244Yeah it would be based except he focused on taxing to hell every business in the country, even small ones.
>>84886186I mean, he immediately started throwing people in prison for social media posts *and* emptying out the prisons of actual wronguns to make space. That's when the public at large turned on him.Obviously he wasn't going to fix everything over night, but he didn't have to do that shit. He also didn't have to continue the government's policy of silence on grooming gangs. There's a lot he could have done to win people over. Easy wins, frankly.
Keir was a handsome lad back in uni. Bet he got lots of sex. What about you?
>>84886244You tax the rich too much and they leave, and then you can't tax them at all. It's an "I'm 17 and I think communism is cool" level of thinking.
>>84886277Never trust people who were popular in school. You truly will never *get it* unless you grew up eating shit.
>>84886277No, l never went to uni.
Never forget how the Brits once ruled the world.
Ruth blonde again. corr.
>>84886290Only bullies and handsome lads become successful in life.>>84886314Same. I refuse to slave in a job I will hate too.
>>84885945>tfw you have A/C in every roomfeels good, feels even better seeing everyone else melt while im sitting here cold
>>84886339Corrrrr! That's a nice pair of chebs indeed!
forsooth, a pigeon doth shitte upon my hat...
>>84886315i dunno, lad. not saying i'm doubting the Turks, but maybe i am.
>>84886345>>84886355Stick to one gimmick eh lad?
>ywn go on holiday with a gf in the summeri'm a bit sad now. another summer heatwave in the boxroom feeling sorry for myself. too old to enjoy life now.
>>84886365I'm out-gimmicking him. It's 4D chess.uh, forsooth!
>>84886364You honestly think all them years ago a man was fixed to a cross and moses parted the great seas? It is quite scary that half the world believes this.
my theory is Craig is a novelist, or he at least used to write for a magazine or something.how else do you come up with>forsooth?
>>84886371>out-gimmicking That is potentially sadder than what I accused you of initially, fair enough.
>>84886375idk. It's funny.Forsooth.
>You honestly think all them years ago a man was fixed to a cross i mean that DID happen so i'm not sure what part of this you take issue with.it probably wasn't a nice cross? like in all the modern depictions of the crucifix. probably just two boards lashed together, 'nails' more like giant spikes rather than what you'd get from B&Q.
Battle of the inane, unfunny mongs.
Generating AI girlfriends won't get me a girlfriend.
>>84886395waiti think i can see a way it might
>>84886390More proof of the life of Jesus and the Crucifixion than a lot of roman history but no one ever mentions that.
I will never have a rose girlfriend like Ruth.
>>84886186Doesn't matter what clown they appoint as PM the country is going to go in the same direction because it's held at ransom by Boomers who protest vote if someone tries to touch their pension. No one wants to address the real issues because there's no reward for doing so.
Not just a state mandated Deano but also free bdsm equipment to boot x
i wonder if Mark Cooper from Sydney, FL ever got a girlfriend, or if Sonic just kept him in the friendzone.
>tfw no Rose gf
boring mongoloid
>>84886448wild how old magazines would get these mad letters from kids, and then publish them.In the old Nintendo magazines I would read, they would outright give out prizes to the worst letter of the week. It was probably twelve year olds sending that stuff, lol. Straight up normalised bullying of kids by guys who were in their 30's and stuff.
>>84886478lol, which mag is this?Feels like some NOM nonsense.
I understand some of you are boiling alive todayCouldn't be me!
>meditating on Ice Cap Zone to bring the temperatures downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKL0BtScEd8
I'm too old to enjoy life
Not so bad for me I don't think
>>84886537Men can have sprogs even when they are old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLSGUWAGFvo&list=PL06UcnQugJ1Ahiru5nee5U2yOjcKx9Q7Qlet it become you
Boiled Bollocks Init.
>>84886573Its 35 where i live
It over nows
Just drank the pink monster energy dwink
Me? Wishing I was one of them Starmer rent boys x
Starmer for Burnham? Same turd, different nappy
>>84886478Kek, what the fuck is this from? Sounds like some Panders lore.
>told work I was an expert in excel>now I have to prove it
>>84886646Used to know how to do spreadsheets fairly well back in school. Now my brain is mush at 36 and I'd feel so dumb trying to get into an office job.
>>84886646What is there to know about excel? It's consumer level software. Just google if you get stuck with anything.
Wank From Home
Builders havent arrived to fix the hole in the wall and i want to make dinner but it's fish and will stink up the place as im not opening the fucking windows in this heat.
>>84886505>>84886634Xbox World. so, a 'third party' magazine, tbfair.but magazines always had jokes like this. i remember getting those '100% unofficial!' Pokemon magazines and they'd talk about snogging Jynx and shite like that. 'on Route 37, you'll find a pair of Great Balls (and we don't mean the ones between Machamp's legs...)' that type of thing.it was a better time, lads.
>>84886704Isn't Cream a child in the Sonic world? Kek. Have to admit, I played the shit out of Sonic Heroes back in the day. Team Chaotix for me.
>>84886704>Buy Sonic Advance 2, it's the best 2D Sonic of them all.
>>84886718The Sonic Advance games are good, but I'd say my favourite is Sonic CD.
>>84886687need to make a dashboard and do some pivot tablesI can google everything and make it work, but I'm going to have to make it while people watch so they will see how much I don't know
Time for a wee nap. Knackered af me.
>>84886711so is Amy to be fair.and right off the bat she's annoying as fuck and obviously not Sonic's girlfriend, more like some younger girl who won't leave him alone. it's made clear.and by 'right off the bat' i mean in the Sonic Adventure games, because who the hell had a Sega CD? no1 m8.
Royal Mail literally never delivers between 0800 and 1200 like they say.
>>84886836I'm about 100 meters from the main delivery depot and my post still doesn't arrive until the afternoon
Damn, another fucking twitter purge. Tons of my porn moots are getting obliterated :(
When I am PM I will give everyone a free pack of attends x
>parents visiting>thing happens and I say I'd like to take them out to dinner to celebrate>they know full well that I'm not exactly flush with cash>they say 'Oooohhh we found the BEST place we're just DYING to try'>they send the link>absolute bare minimum is going to be like 50 quid per personCome on, why do this? Why make me have to be the arsehole and say I can't take them out there because it's too much money? I just meant like a nice little treat.
>>84886836Another thing that's broken in this shit country
>smugface 3D cartoon show>makes Amy an independent girlboss>adds yet another new OC friend>gets the colour of Sonic's arms wrong>ends up being absolutely fun
Starmer is an actual NPC cunt. He went into the job thinking it was pure process but found out that he actually needed to exercise judgment. Problem being his judgment is worse than dogshit and his preferences are not just counter to the average Brit, but actively hostile to them and their interests.
Mum has popped out to Asda to get her shutin son more pizzas, chips, multipack colas, ice creams and other treats to keep him happy during the heatwave. It lush. Imagine slaving in a musty warehouse for minimum wage in this heat. Warehouses are for immigrants and people with unspent convictions. I am better than that and deserve to work in a good, easy-going job...but that's just impossible these days.
>>84886941Didnt know they had Asda in Turkey
>>84886896A lesson to learn is that if you don't make the plan, someone else will, and you might not be happy with it.
>>84886941I've got an unspent conviction and I wouldn't dream of waging, let alone waging in a fucking warehouse lmao.
Woohoo, cool card binder has come, and a load of cards.
>>84886836the works entrance button to our flats goes off at 12 and i regularly see the postie come up the road, pause and walk back when he cant get in and my buzzer is off, i'm not the fucking doorman, fuck off.I frequently complain about post not arriving for example i had a letter arrive today, posted on the 16th in the same town, tracked 48 my arse.
>>84886941>Mum has popped out to Asda to get her shutin son more pizzasthat's nice, but what's she getting for you? you deserve a treat for putting up with all that anti-Turkish racism at the warehouse, lad x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9xs7egzAO8this one kinfa dlap
Getting the phrase WANTU FUNCHUFF tattooed around me pucker oh aye x
wish i'd kept all my NOM issues tbqh, glad another anon remembers it.i had a stack of them until me mam chucked them all out. very selective approach to clutter (i mean it's one box, it was fine).mate A just sent me a photo of her box of Kerrang magazines. but i think she cheated and got a box of old ones for free. shan't be sharing the piccy but the top one is all about Black Veil Brides and Piece the Veil (after our time x)
>>84886921He went in thinking "I'll be serious and put my foot down so all the old people will respect and continue to support me." Wanker had a hard-on for being PM and likes the sound of his own voice.The very fact he went along with this age verification bollocks (that most people think is actually going to make children play outside more and be protected from nonces on roblox) just proves to me he was a fucking wanker.All this internet restriction shite felt like it was aimed at grandmas fed up of seeing their grandchildren look at tiktoks at the dinner table instead of having boring conversations with them. They voted for this shit and now we are all having to suffer. I can't even show my fucking game history because I refuse to verify on Xbox.
Keir was a tall uni chad back in the day. Good jawline too. Must've made many uni girls wet.
>>84887009No it really was/is just about suppressing politics they don't agree with and giving themselves increasingly greater control over everyone's lives (in particular private lives). There's no weird electoral blame game thing here, this is just what the people in the Labour party want for the country. The average young person gets approximately 0% of their media content through dinosaur organs like the BBC and 100% of it through streamers and alt media or social media. That's why they want to ban that shit, but of course somewhere like Bluesky is exempt from the ban, because Bluesky is overwhelmingly progressive, liberal, commie, "social democrat", far left etc. It's naked censorship for political benefit.>Muh kidsAnyone genuinely pushing this line and voted against a rape gang inquiry needs to simply be ignored.
similar to this one, just with less clutter>2014yikes, that was only a few years ago.mind you, i did discover Pierce the Veil earlier this year:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icXUkIfZxygdidn't really occur to me fvlse emo was still going as late as 2012.but holy fudge this lad (and it is a lad, i checked) has an amazing voice. imagine if this came out in 2006 or something, you'd be like>zomg, this is epic.
>>84887009The parents will just verify the accounts lol
>>84887038It mall screamo
>>84886946I am in England.>>84886949What for? Most convictions are going to be spent after a few years but an extended DBS even for an arrest, no further action would still flag you up.>>84886968She's getting me everything I ask for because she loves me. She will never force me to move out because I will off myself.
>>84887051True lad.>Dad scan your face in this app so I can message my friends pleaseDad will be absolutely clueless about technology and family settings.
>>84887080It's worse than that. Many parents nowadays just palm their kids off to watch YouTube on their phone or tablet. YouTube is their babysitter. They'll just fucking let them use their account.
>>84887056suppose so. maybe i would have been all elitist about that back then. but nowadays i'm an adult, i'm willing to admit American Idiot is Green Day's best album, i don't have to hide from the older boys any more.also: still would.
>>84887087It also known as MTV screamo and pop screamo. Just wanted to share no cap
>>84887080More this desu lad >>84887086They'll verify the accounts not out of ignorance but to avoid parenting
also for balance, Hayley Williams was attractive or something, and she can sing well enough.does that excuse her ruining two brothers' passion project band because her talent agent mother wanted her precious little princess to be a star, in a corrupt music industry where it's all about who you know and not how talented you are?idk. too many factors.
>>84887109I touched her arse at a concert circa 2009. It was lush.
Do they wear white burkas in the summer or is that forbidden? Feel bad for the beautiful women that believe in fairy tales.
Tell me your unspent conviction lad. Must be a sex crime.
>>84887109Luv their emo pop records lid
Chillin with some intelligent dumb fucks right now might go maccies later
>>84887100tgenuine hanks me lad, will actually look into these since iit might be my cup of tea xit's like how everyone online made fun of Hot Topic, the clothes shop. but imagine if they opened a branch over here in London or Sheffield or somewhere. teenagers wouldn't say 'ewww that's for poseurs!' they'd have flocked to the cool American 'mall store' in droves.
>>84886921I honestly think he's just a spiteful piece of shit.>every time brits chimp out a little, and go against his wishes, we releases a few more dangerous criminals from prisonHe knows what he's doing when he does stuff like this.
>attractive female celeb mentioned>google '[name] armpits'
Corr Ruth looks so good lately. Loving the hair colour.
>>84887116the last time you mentioned this, i'm pretty sure i asked for the full story and you did NOT tell me ;_;or maybe i didn't, i just meant to.can I ask now? full story, lad?
>>84887007I actually have a whole pile of them, that I should probably dust of and scan at some point.
>>84887141find armpits a bit spooky, me.
>screamoMetalcore and Deathcore are more appropriate I reckon. Depends on the band. Some were really pathetic. Crunkcore tier shite. Screamo was definitely a word people used but it wasn't really a genre as such? Shieeeeet.
>>84887152We get it lad, your world revolves around the lives of the internet people that live on your screen.
>>84887153No one needs to prove anything to anyone on here lad calm down x
>>84887153Not much to tell. She did a crowd dive into the crowd and I touched her arse. It was the Brand New Eyes tour I think.
>>84887172I just wish I could have a nice rose girlfriend and go places together. I hate how my life turned out.
JEFFREY DONALDSON FOUND GUILTY ON ALL 18 CHARGESNONCE
>playing FM>get to Christmas Day>set the training schedule to Community Outreachthat's my good deed done for today
have any twats revealed their identities from the new youtube ?si= updates which reveals which youtube account copied the original link yet?
I could quit porn, vidya and internet I guess but I wouldn't get any closer to finding love. There's no point trying this late in life. I don't even fancy menopausal women. They will expect a lot from a man anyway.
>>84887205not sure what information could be gleaned from my yt profile desu
>>84887205Hasn't this been going on for years? I removed that shit every time. I knew it was some kind of tracker.
If you told me quitting porn, vidya and internet (or at least not dedicating a great deal of time to it) would equal me getting a girlfriend, I would definitely stop, improve myself and try to work.
>>84887224yes, the tracker links have been going on for yearsbut companies have recently decided they hate their users guts and they want to start doxxing their users, so upon visiting some links with a tracker in it, it'll reveal the identity (account) that generated the link.Instagram, TikTok, and Youtube all do this (by default, I think)
>>84887229I would have to see her first
>>84887216>>84887229What if you done all this and finally got a gf that was a massive porn watching femcoomer? kek
Strip wifa with Deano? Maybe laters x
Just imagine wops fat sweaty thighs later this week.
forsooth, a tasty treat for I, methinks
>>84887154>I actually have a whole pile of them, that I should probably dust of and scan at some point.NOM? they've all been scanned lad, i think a few archive teams are even working on doing them better (same way comic book nerds do). might be one of those cases where they're worth holding on to though, if you have them in good nick and/or are willing to donate them.everyone's into their lost media and leaks and all that, and i get it, but these magazines were like that AT THE TIME and i'm surprised there isn't more interest. like this issue where some editor played through the Japanese Pokemon Gold/Silver and had to semi-officially decide their Pokemon names.also i find it funny we've all just collectively decided the main character of Pokemon Red/Blue was called 'Red' and he lived in 'Kanto', with his rival 'Blue'. yeah those were options in the name list, but it'd be like going back to 1998 and telling everyone your favourite Final Fantasy 7 character is 'Aerith'.
>>84887317Got 4 co-op own brand cornettos in the freezer, 1.90 for 4, can't go wrong..The big local Coop lost power overnight so they threw out all the chilled stuff and all the frozen stuff. I went to the other co-up about a mile away which has probably been emptied by now.
wominos for din-dins ladslush
No point without sex
>>84887349Specifically anal sex mind you
mind you, whoever decided it was officially definitely 'Aerith' can FLIP OFF.the more games/anime lean in to 'authenticity to the Japanese', rather than the spirit of the original name/sentence/story/setting, the more jarring it is. whichever 's/'th' way around it was, it's like 'Terra' where even an outright change to the name is 100% superior.and of course if you ask a Japanese guy>did you mean 'Risa Simpusonsu' or 'Lisa Simpson'?he'll go>the first one, that's the official name.Pokemon would be such a mess if it came out today.
>>84887337>Got 4 co-op own brand cornettos in the freezer, 1.90 for 4, can't go wrong..don't mean to brag, lad, but i got these 4 Morrisons own-brand Cornettos for absolutely free in the Big Match Sweepstake. absolutely lush x
>>84887336do you remember Bobby Tokyo? It was a character they had for a few issues who was a fake Asian reporter, who spoke in broken English. Real couldn't get away with that now stuff.
how do you reckon she does that, lads?
no end just greyi let it go for days
>>84887372You can do that with another blokes. I want a girl.
I'd have worked all my life if I wasn't on benefits x
Quite enjoying debian. Have a nice clean nordic theme going on. Still you can definitely tell it's slightly slower than arch by a few milliseconds here and there. Oh well.
>>84887469call me presumptuous but there is a sad quality to your postings. i'd go so far as to say 'i think you have depression'.
my other thought is 'these might be song lyrics'but they're not ALWAYS song lyrics. sometimes that's just an excuse we tell ourselves x
>>84887509hm yeah perhapsim not super sad like crying all the timejust feel a bit lifeless and lacking in purposeafter all im an introvert without much going for me not really any energy to change my sitch eitheri remember when i was younger i always expected a streamlined life but then i finished school and the whole plan fell apart reallynot cut out for it
>>84887512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuiB3xSaH8k
>>84887506lollers or copying him? https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84655025/#q84662598
>>84887506you can be a pure minmaxing pedant in both (that's just Linux in general innit).what are you finding that's slower? might be worth looking into it lad. top, htop, atop, ps (with whatever switches).Debian has metapackages e.g. if you just want a ready-to-go desktop environment. or you can run it with barely anything installed. my little trick was to do to the most barebones netinst, then run something like>apt-get --no-install-recommends install gimpjust by its nature, that would pull in all the (non-bloat*) dependencies to get GIMP running on the screen. so that's the X Window System and all that jazz.* everything GTK/GNOME/GNU is bloatware, but you get my point
>>84887545No I'm not lollers, I was archlad but since arch got raped I moved to debian. Also I'm using kde plasma currently.
We in /britfeel/ pay tribute to Sir Keir Starmer, the most decent and honourable Prime Minister of the 21st century.
>>84887563Just things here and there, some program opening times, the occasional file manager lag, media load times. Nothing massive, who knows maybe its all in my head lol, but yeah I should pull out htop and have a look, though not like I wrote down average process times when using arch or anything so not much I'm comparing the results to.I know that GTK and the like is all bloatware in a sense, I just think a middle ground can be found where you balance a genuinely nice UI with fast operation. Maybe switching to xfce will soothe my nerves.
>>84887506Me? Prefer gentoo
>>84887536>>84887544hope things get better for you, lad. i get the impression you're still young (i.e. 20s). you can turn your life around at any age, but sometimes the ABSENCE OF A PROBLEM is like THE PRESENCE OF A POSITIVE ('being healthy' for example).>>84887545Lollers uses capital letters for proper nouns. i couldn't see him switching that up to post 'off avatar' (as people say) because he has too much respect for Linux.LOLLERS ARE YOU HERE? hop back on IRC some time, i talked to the ops, think i've got you an in x
omg lads Ruth is fucking beautiful lately. wow.
>>84887607cheerscould always be worse
Am I the only one who cannot fucking stand when there's like some official ceremony or institution or something going on in a Western country and they drag out some retarded bulb-head BAME to perform some kind of gay 'traditional' dance or song or whatever? It's the cringiest fucking shit you could ever imagine and every single time without fail it's genuinely just a shit piece or art or performance. Like straight up the quality of art being presented is shockingly low.Anyone else get what I mean? Shit's whack.
why is starmer on? where's my wimbledon? I don't want to use iPlayer.
why the fuck are they show eastbourne females tennis on red button? put bloody wimbledon on there ffs. bbc are terrible at scheduling.
Now THIS is a fucking PROPER DVD update de lids. 4K all round, and it is LUSH!
>>84887652A shame that none of them will ever be watched...
Couldn't think of a gayer sport than tennis tbqhwu
>>84887616Are there any new pics?
Six DVS. No interest. Brown hands.
>>84887586fair enough lad. my hard drive is failing so i can FEEL it chugging (or even hear it). switching to Linux won't solve mechanical issues ;_;>I know that GTK and the like is all bloatware in a sense, I just think a middle ground can be found where you balance a genuinely nice UI with fast operation. Maybe switching to xfce will soothe my nerves.have you ever tried dwm, i3, one of those?i hate these examples you find online because they ALWAYS show terminal editors + code, in reality obviously you can run windows with GUI programs with GTK/Qt/whatever widgets them. and these people 100% do (when they're not taking kewl scrots for the interwebs).point is, it's minimalist AND genuinely comfy. dunno why Linux lads didn't settle on this, instead of copying Microsoft. windows 'floating around' and overlapping was such a mistake.
>>84887652Low key wish I had a passion for something like you
>>84887685You can buy a bunch of anything lad. 'Collecting' shit isn't a hobby.
>>84887385There isn't even a 'th' sound in the Japanese language. Idiot American fans with barely N5 knowledge of the language pissed themselves publicly until the Nips felt embarrassed enough for them to change it. Nobody cares that Sky became Cloud but for some reason Earisu becoming Aeris caused them to start taking estrogen pills and screeching at the internet. There is even a piece of code added last minute that changed it from Aerith to Aeris at the name input screen which indicates that it was a conscious decision by the localization team. The fact it came so late in production is a clear indication that it was done in response to a review by Square in Japan. Older Japanese games all have those little bits of hacky code scattered around making last minute text string changes to fix localization mistakes. Aerith was a mistake that got corrected to Aeris, then Dunning-Kreuger trannies spazzed out until the Japs got sick of listening to them and broke the localization to shut them up.
>>84887641We're all fucking sick of the dirty brown bastards lad
>>84887696>You can buy a bunch of anythingOf what though? I dont have any passion for anything
>>84887652>Labyrinthcorrr what a film.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBv4Ne67QcM>The Dark Crystali WANTED to like this. just wasn't to my taste. and the puppets are creepy.
Me? Any caption by TeasAndDenial desu
>>84887671There might be lad. She's gone to Sweden with her deano bf.
Putting on a bit of lippy for Deano x
>>84887656Wrong, lid. Watching one tonight.>>84887674Don't know what a slip cover is lid?>>84887685It ain't just buying like the other guy said. I've hunted down a lot of OOP titles and that is LUSH! I do actually watch my collection, despite people saying I don't.
>>84887699thank you knowledgelad, genuinely interesting. >There isn't even a 'th' sound in the Japanese language. if they wanted to call a character 'Gareth', wouldn't they end up with 'Ga-re-su' or something anyway? so then, back to English, 'Gareth', surely...?maybe this ISN'T the root, but i always assumed it was 'Aeris' because of Eris. her surname is clearly meant to be Western: 'Gainsborough' is an actual place in the UK, no weebs insisted>ackshyually its Gein-zu-buruor anything, did they?besides, there's nowt wrong with actually LOCALISING a book/film/game, the same way we do for every other language in the world. EVEN changing names. Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town has a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle.
>>84887652Oh it's good to be lush x enjoy those films mate x
>>84887709You think he has a passion for movies just because he collects DVDs? Well alright then.
Can't even find his audit channel. Did his mum throw him out finally?https://vocaroo.com/1o6LLrP7KCwA
>>84887782Who's that my laaaaad? QRD?
>>84887784London Audits Audits aka LAA. Used to go round filming police stations and bin lorry tyrants.
>>84887793Also he got fired from a warehouse job on the first day for being too slow and has never been able to find employment since. He used to post having arguments with recruitment agencies on the phone.
>>84887784David Baddiel, back when he was young and occasionally made good telly.
>>84887782>uploading audio where women call him 'sick' and 'a paedophile'so, did the police ever search his hard drive?
Bit of a lull in the porn world recently, feels quite low energy, waiting for a string of top tier releases to come along and reinvigorate things.
idc. i'll watch camrips of a film. just as good as watching it at 60fps.its the content that matters, don't you know?
>>84887699Aeris sounds way better. It sounds feminine. Aerith sounds like you have a lisp.
>>84887758>if they wanted to call a character 'Gareth', wouldn't they end up with 'Ga-re-su' or something anyway? so then, back to English, 'Gareth', surely...?Yeah, they use 's' in place of 'th' so you would normally go back and forth. Earisu was Earth written in Japanese so it would simply go back to being Earth in the localization if you wanted to be accurate. They changed Sky to Cloud and Earth to Aeris because they thought western audiences wouldn't like the obvious metaphor of Earth and Sky. Terra or Gaia or something like that would have been a better localization but they already used Terra in FFVI and Gaia was already used throughout the series for other things so they had to come up with something new. The Japanese decided it was best to simply transliterate Earisu to Aeris and be done with it.>no weebs insisted>>ackshyually its Gein-zu-buru>or anything, did they?No, they were fine with every other localization decision in the game. They only latched onto Aerith because it became a fad in the late 90's. There are legitimate localization errors in the game that get ignored while this conscious decision is ridiculed as a mistake.>besides, there's nowt wrong with actually LOCALISING a book/film/game, the same way we do for every other language in the world. EVEN changing names. Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town has a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle.Absolutely. The entire point of localization is to translate art from one culture into another culture. It's far more than just language, in fact language is a rather small part of localization. A direct translation of a video game would take a couple guys just a couple weeks, but a full localization takes a full team much longer.
>>84887882what if it's done really well? some film scans are shit. a perfectly angled camrip could be as good as a telecine (god i miss TC releases bros).also you joke, but people have gone crazy. people will find formats that are technically worse and argue that the drawbacks actually add to the experience. i guarantee you there'll be a VHS release of Backrooms.
Unfortunately the hard drive of old audits got stolen when I tried doing my audits. They won't give it back. I thought the guidance said it was 28 days under PACE but apparently there is no maximum time for holding on to your property. If you are not charged, they really shouldn't have a necessity to keep it should they?Anyway I am switching to the cloud and need to get a good phone if I want to make audits in the future.
>>84887774I do actually. I've watched over 6000 films big man.
Oh aye, and look what I have coming next week. THEY HATE US CAUSE THEY AIN'T US!
Black mamba dildos might not be for you but they are for me and that is how it should be x
>>84887921cheers anon. 'Cloud' is just a cool name IMO.(you could argue 'Strife' is a bit on the nose but hey, it's JRPG animus silliness).'Skye' is a weird American/female name too so maybe that one is for the best.>There are legitimate localization errors in the gamea lot of PS1 games had really dodgy translations (Symphony of the Night, Resident Evil, etc) and i don't understand why. Ted Woolsey did a great job with the SNES JRPGs, even when you could tell e.g. a pun or name was changed to make sense in English.i've played ROM hacks where the hardcore werbs translate game scripts more 'faithfully' and they're always just so painful.>That guy! Even at a time like this!wat.
>>84887969What about a Dragon Dildo, lid? A big crocodile sheath right up your batty hole, or perhaps a knot down your throat. x
>>84887957a shame he didn't break his son out of prison for smoking cannabis, because he cares more about the CCP than his own family.
>>84887941when i was arrested, they took the lace out of my hoodie and didn't give it back.they returned my illegal pills and my (UK-legal) self-defence spray, but not my hoodie lace.to this day, the hood is too slack without the lace and i'm guessing the police are all laughing it up swinging it around the evidence room and cutting it up with scissors.
>>84887652corr got that wullet in the head on order de lad. looking forward to the 4k of once a thief in august and pedicab driver whenever it comes out
14 minutes until kick off dee lads. Will we see some more Messi magic?
My nipples explode at the light.
>>84888165r messi :)
anyone know any DRM-free streams for the England match tomorrow?
>>84887802I remember when Shippy did that to you. He made you look a right cunt.
oh it's on iPlayer instead of that ITVX shite.easy enough to work around, shall be watching x
>>84888030Similar thing with me. I reckon they keep it for DNA.
>>84888241soccerworldcup dot me
pessi !!
Deanos willy will never compared to the Wantus and I have to live with that all my life now x
>>84888255funnily enough i was arrested a few days after the Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act came into force.previously you could request NOT to have your DNA taken. tyrants would bully you into it, but it really was reserved for more serious crimes.all of a sudden, that didn't matter. so they did a swab, they took my prints. the woman even said i was one of the first ones under the new rules.like your hard drive sitch, it's a catch -22. by REQUESTING something, you risk making it worse. i have every right to know what records are on the police database, and i can request through ACRO for them to be deleted. but that request alone will go recorded, so it's sometimes better to just leave it alone.
>>84888297Don't they still make you do the prints and photo if you go through custody for any crime? They took my swab in the cell strangely.
Football bores the shit out of me. Don't think I've ever watched a match in full. Shall be sticking youtube on as too hot for vidya.
>>84888324You should have watched the England-Croatia game, it was entertaining with the amount of goals scored. Just put it on in the background if you don't want to be glued to it.
>>84888318that might be it, i forget what changed. had to be a 'recordable offence' or something, from a specific list.like i know lads who were chucked in a cell for being drunk and disorderly, might've had a mugshot taken but they didn't get swabbed for it. you could ring a solicitor and they'd advise you NOT to play along with anything you didn't have to. now you have to.the world has gone insane, anon. everyone is angry about the wrong things.
>>84888381Won't be putting it on at all, thanks.
people who like football > people who make a point of how they do not care about football.sorry lad, it's that simple.
>>84888115BASED! Did you get The Killer as well? I can't believe we're gonna get a 4K of Pedicab... fucking cracking film. Only seen it on a shitty dvdrip too.
>>84888429i like when people arent arsed about football and also arent arsed if you know
>>84888415Don't be such a negative nelly, it's the World Cup, you should get behind your team
football is for fucking faggots simple as lmao
Of course she left the UK to be somewhere cooler. Very intelligent lass are Ruth. I wish I had a passport. I will have to boil here in this grim country.
>>84888490nah lad, it's still>people who like football > people who make a point of how they do not care about football.it remains this simple.
Nasty pigs said I am "scaring women" on my night walks. Yet they do this shit. Fucking scum.
>>84888578Yookay beasts acting like immigrants thoughever
but who will be the first to call it 'sportsball'?
So now what since he fired himself, are things going to improve?
Lusting over daddy starmer xx
>>84888627No he's going to a position of more power, the WEF. He proved to his masters he can willfully hate and destroy the lives of white men, women and children and now he's been promoted to do it as part of the global cabal of bastards.Mans a cunt.
Bored me. Too hot to play vidya. Read a lot of reddit, watched youtube, eaten, had a drink. Not really a lot else to do other than stroke it. Hate my shit life.
>>84888432no, i will do at some point. think the fancy edition is sold out but there looks to be a normal release in august i think. think i watched pedicab driver on the internet archive. lush times ahead for wong kong lads. are you getting painted faces with sammo?
>>84888578I dunno, I'm a bit torn on this one. Like what the fuck do they expect literally doing the WHAT WHAT WHAT *fake punch flinch* thing? Of course it depends on context, like why are they in this confrontation to begin with, but on its face I'm kind of thinking the police did everything fine all things considered.
suns out guts out lads
>>84888578based. women like this aren't roses, they're weeds at best.
>>84888627Nope, another fabian takes over, fabians in half of the cabinet, we're still fucked. Nothing will change.
Just want a fanny on me face desu
>>84888685They should've just backed away instead of provoking some people in their community. Tell them arrests will be made if you continue to be antisocial, then start dragging the slags to the van one by one in a respectful manner.
>>84888578What little brats, give them to me, I will tame them
>>84888709Except this is not at all how things go down in real life. This is classic 'de-escalationist' thinking, but totally falls apart when real flesh and blood morons are heckling at each other. There's no possible way to get a group of a dozen pissed off retards to stand still and listen carefully as you tell them>Attention please, arrests will be made if you continue to be antisocialHalf of them wouldn't even be able to parse the sentence, let alone comprehend what it means, let alone decide hmmm yeah you know what it would be better if I stopped being antisocial.Actual policing is about imparting force on unlawful people. Physical force is the absolute backstop from which authority is derived, because the percentage of people globally who can actually self-govern and be mutually prosperous and not antagonistic is like 1% and nearly all of them are in Northern Europe and even then within those countries it's a fraction of people.The average person is a fucking animal.
>>84888578I've never seen a gaggle of young ladies that I have been more confident ALL do anal than this lot.
>>84888745the girls were just hanging around having a little drink init , what was the problem
>>84888768Is that actually the case? I'm honestly asking, I don't know any details. But beyond that, did the police ask them nicely to stop and leave first? Who started being belligerent first? Are they underage or just loitering as drinking adults?I'm not saying the police are angels, but the video shows a group of girls being aggressive towards police officers who then, after being aggressed, use (relatively minor) force on them to move them away. Is this really where we're at?
My old dad says labour is going to run up inflation like mad and that I need to buy a house now, that it's just like him in the 70s when his _10k mortgage went from a life time commitment to a laughable sum.So where am I looking lads? The wifes a full time mum with the newborn so it won't be much of a mortgage but we can move pretty much anywhere.
>>84888805fully grown man shoving a little girl and then busting out a baton to smash them over the head is a little alarming, i guarantee if this was america he would have pulled a gun and shot them insteadinsecure manlets should not apply for positions of authority
>>84888679I did have Painted Faces pre-ordered, but I cancelled because there was a lot of other things this month, but I will get it at some point. I did grab the Sammo Hung Triple Threat from Eureka, though, as the limited edition is low stock. Excited to watch Paper Marriage with Maggie Cheung.
>>84888821>i guarantee if this was america he would have pulled a gun and shot them insteadOn the contrary, if there's one thing that the mass proliferation of surveillance and body cameras has shown is that generally British police are brutish retards and generally American police are reserved professionals.But really in this specific case, multiple people in your face trying to hit you, yeah sorry I just don't care if the police whip out a baton. I dunno, guess I just have a much higher bar for what constitutes unreasonable force than most others do.
>>84888578You haven't been outside in 9 months stop pretending
Big burly Wantus bashing my botty x
My dream job is Jeffrey Epstein
>>84888879Please please please tell me this is a bot posting this drivel. Let me keep some faith in humanity.
>>84888890I don't think so pal, sorry
>>84888817I was in the car the other day and saw an ad for Lloyds bank and they offer 5k deposit for a mortgage, lifetime mind you but you don't need to spend years and years saving up for a large deposit anymore. You could easily save 5k in a year.
>>84888924It just makes me genuinely a bit sad. We have a country full of able bodied men who sit and do nothing with their lives. Like this fella posting utter nonsense all day long, surely when he's older he will think back to these years wondering why he wasted his healthiest age like this. I just want the best for everyone and this is honestly just sad to see.
>>84888845>tell me you're a cop without telling me you're a cop
>>84888890I post it sometimes for a laugh
>>84888942Worse still is everyone has it filtered by now. Grim life.
>>84888942We can't all be a Chad x
>>84888951I'm guilty of posting welper stuff idc >>84888970If it's filtered why're you bothered about it kek
>>84888970>>84888942you don't get it lads, he's winning
>>84888685 i get what you mean. nobody here is in the right but it's clear the women are in the wrong by provoking.also i can't fight for shit but my instinct with a bloke is to push him in the chest. i don't want to punch or get punched, but i do want to shove someone away from me. that's dangerous territory with a female, for obvious reason.
Manaverse is a good shout if you're stuck for a vidya that's free and multiplayer
>>84889022wrong name, lad? top result was MANAVERSE LTD on Companies House, a health/software company.
>>84889059Yeah sorry that's the launchers name silly me. It's actually Mana world, not saying you should play it but it's been ok so far.
Hordes of kegless Wantus encircling the wokkle bank foaming at the mouth at the sight of my upturned bottom as I struggle to free myself from the wokkle banks tight grip x
i enjoyed that Genshin Impact for what it was. feared the worst hearing it was a 'gacha' game but i barely touched that at all. every so many quests i just unlocked a new character from a slot machine, fine: i'm sticking with the same ones anyway.it's probably a nightmare if you actually engage with the fans/community, play with other people, research how to do min-max everything using guides. but you can just not do that and it's a fun freeware game.
>>84889099QRD? >just unlocked a new character from a slot machineSounds like it's an mtx-fest
>>84888993>If it's filtered why're you bothered about it kekA question that transcends time and space
Garn bed now, kelly knows the score x
>>84888627no, he was forced to resign for not doing enough to protect pakistani rape gangs and the mosques and communities that shelter them from islamophobia, not doing enough to protect peter mandelson and his role in the jew's own version of their child prostitution racket
>>84889128Welly from the wantu group
Sean's Man Club
SPAM in the place where I live, HAM AND PORK! Think about nutrition wonder what's inside it https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
Where will all his DVDs go when he kills himself?
>>84889192Charity shop lad
>>84888831painted faces is ok, if your into HK films you'll get something out of it given it relates the history of it, maybe a bit too long. do wuite want that sammo collection but cant really justify it given i'll be spending 200 bong nearly after getting bullet to the head and riki oh 4k and that jackie chan collection next month
>>84889207Yeah, I do really want to see Painted Faces. Sex and Zen 2 and God of Gamblers 2 on my list as well. So you're getting the Jackie set? Based. It looks amazing. Gonna watch Rumble in the Bronx first I reckon. Oh, and I got that Angela Mao box set pre-ordered too. You into classic Golden Harvest or just more modern stuff? You seen the new Toy Robot label? Some good Wapanese stuff, I expect they might announce some Hong Kong stuff at a later date as well. It's basically an Arrow sub-label though.
>>84889125it's Diet Breath of the Wild where you control multiple characters like the Tales of... games, lad.single-player, but you can add friends and hop into each other's worlds if you want. just run around together or fight enemies/bosses as a team. so you could play the whole game co-op if you fancied, but it's not an MMORPG.i think some nerds just really fancy the characters and spend real-world money for the chance to unlock Titso McWaifu, but it's not like 'pay to access this area' or has adverts or anything.maybe it's Chinese spyware. who knows.
>>84889185>Spam with SHANDY BASSkekkinghams not bad, pity it isn't real lad
>>84889238Played maybe 150 hours of Genshin. Decent amount of ZZZ as well. Gets boring as fuck after a while, though. Can't be arsed with F2P games anymore.
Shandy Bass then:>MADE WITH REAL BASS BEERSpam with Shandy Bass now:>HOP-INFUSED CITRUS SEASONING>also, fictional.PC gone mad.
Me bumming you
A grand for that steam machine. Fuckin ell. That klaus Schwab cunt was right, in the future you will own nothing and be happy we will have to rent the ps6 and future technologies because they are absurdly expensive. Say goodbye to private ownership of stuff in the future.
Me and Deano are like two peas in a pod x
>>84889353Fuck me. Why do you have to join a waiting list? Does it run non-steam games? It looks decent to be honest but at that price, holy moly.
EU can force lids attached to bottles but can't mandate no water on the top of my yoghurts when I open them
>>84889235will be lad, looking forward to thunderbolt as the only version i've ever seen was a vcd rip. GOG 2 is decent bit goofier than the first but its a fun enough popcorn type film. most of the ones i like are from about 1980-mids 90s but the few classic ones i;ve seen i liked, i liked come drink with me and the legendary weapons of china especially. theres a new HK action film out called the furious thats meant to be good but doesn't look to have got a wide release over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXxAWZ5_QAQ
>>84889401Legendary Weapons of China is fucking great. You should check out Martial Club, that's pretty good too, and Dragon Inn if you've never seen it. Heard GOG2 is more of a Stephen Chow vehicle, which I've been getting into more of his films lately. Watched Jackie's Half a Loaf of Kung Fu lately, worst of his films I ever saw I think.
>>84889380No lol it's a self contained system that just runs steam games and nothing else and it doesn't come with the controller which is another 100 quid kek. So really it costs 1150. If you want a steam machine that has an extra storage it's another 500. RAM, HDDs have drastically increased the price because of AI unfortunately.
I have done absolutely nothing today and that is fine
>>84889528Me? I Watched me Labyrinth 4K and then I diced some Spam and fried it up with baked beans, peppers and curry powder. Had it with some cous cous and it was LUSH!
finally got my GP to actually ring me. can't do anything prescription-wise, since i have no money and i'd need physical tests for ADHD meds anyway.but we getting on that social prescribing grind. i know how this process goes but who knows, maybe something has changed.just hate how you have to be careful what to say to doctors. i don't want to 'play the game', i want to just state things honestly and they use their information and expertise to provide medical help (physical or mental). GP was sound, it's just like we both understood how it works nowadays.
>>84889442i'll check them out lad. I've find chow a bit hit an miss sometimes, i like the fight back to school trilogy, love on delivery and the god of cookery. dont think ive seen half a loaf of kung fu. watched dragon lord a couple of weeks back, thats decent theres a couple of good scenes
If I didn't have Deano I don't know what I'd do x
>>84889693You'd still have Ngubu.
Just had a word with the other voices in my head and we've collectively decided to call it a night and get some shut-eye.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of the Welp Welper? He seeks only to get his holes filled in but every time he does, his holes become a little looser, a little more gaping... thus requiring him to find bigger and bigger willies to fill his holes in and so on and so forth. He won't be happy till his body is completely toroidal
haven't dated women in a while. i know it's a daft advert but:can women really tell your sexual prowess from stuff like this?
I hate my life x
i hate my wife x
I hate to think about a life without my Wantu in it x
Imagine this happening to your grandad. Nonce hunters are evil unemployed and uneducated scum with nothing better to do with their lives.
>>84890277There's been loads of cases of nonce hunters going after the wrong people recently.
Mad how the original Yu-Gi-Oh manga didn't become about the card game until volume eight. Before then it was dark as fuck monster of the week BS with random games.
You never see nonce hunters barge in kebab and vape shops to the upper floor/basement.
Will making Ruth very happy right now.
Another day over of being alone and living my life online because I have no friends and no redeeming qualities that anyone would want to be my friend ;_;
evan edinger is a faggot
>>84890389im sure you're not that bad mate dont be so hard on yourself
One Bantu in his gutsTwo Bantus slapping his nutsThree Bantus up his butt.Four big Bantus calling him a slut.
There are celebrity men my age with 19yo girlfriends. Anyway I expect her personality is as plain as those walls so it's probably not all its cracked up to be. Don't know how she has 100k simps...she always does the same few asmr gimmicks over and over.
Watched Obsession earlier at the cinema. Enjoyed it thoroughly.
Wish I lived on the coast. Somewhere not too touristy where I could just enjoy listening to the waves hitting the shore alone.
>pierced belly button likes its the 1990s>no curves>bit chubby around the face>lots of makeup making her have breakouts>redhead but dyes her hair a lot (must wish she were a natural blonde)>bruises on arm where chad held her down very firmly (how she likes it probably)Couldn't imagine going on youtube and telling how many boyfriends I've gone through at 19. Must be them not meeting her "standards" once she's rinsed them dry from dinner dates and getting free shit. Young men are fools.
Fudge packer James Murray
Haven't been here for a good few weeks. What have I missed?
Deano up to his nuts my guts this evening and that is how it should be x
suspicious number of people popping in who 'haven't been here for a while' and want to know 'what's been going on'.
You're not the only one who has noticed lad
stephen king is overrated
>>84890637thanks, fellow noticer. good to have some confirmation.
I bet she couldn't even handle a real crime scene. Women just hate the reality of this world and men are much more likely to be doing grim jobs. Another middle class bint living life on easy difficulty.
My back is getting all sweaty getting internally angry at foids. Need to stop being like that.
>>84890687you sound bitter m8
>>84890687She really is fucking ugly. Mad how Ruthmong simped over her.
>>84890716Would still pack her fudge
>>84888942you gonna give me a purpose in life? a job? a gf? no? on your bike
>>84890731It would be like fucking SSM on Ozempic
Page 6 again! Common lads churn out a few posts for us!
Garn bed now. Deanos staying up to play fifa with Adebayo x
Watching Gamegrumps play Deal or no Deal and I'm wondering where the game is? Isn't the whole point of the briefcase and banker shit the possibility of winning real life money?At least who wants to be a millionaire has trivia ffs.This game needs to go back to formula.
Guess who's back.Back again.Carblad's back.Tell a fren...
>>84891513Deal or no deal is so fucking shit. Even as a teenager I thought it was crap. It's literally just picking random boxes for an hour the game could be completed in less than 5 mins, there's no skill involved just luck.
>>84891542That looks fucking lush mate, hope it was good.
Real men wear Gildan
>>84891544Rigged to hell and back as well.
>>84891544Noel Edmonds is a fucking nonce as well
all these 'anons' at gone 2am in the morning out of nowhere lmao silly sausage
>>84891586It's pretty well known anons in this general lurk through the night waiting to pounce on someone else's posts because its easier to respond than come up with something yourself.>>84891513>>84891542Both me. If you were wondering.>>84891550Was lovely ta glad I had tabasco on hand for the burritos. Time to watch Arin make his billionth dick joke.
the good healer is with methe good healer is with methe good healer is with me
fackin ell, absolutely pissing it down, and more sustained lightning and thunder and ive ever experienced in london beforeit's getting closer and closerthunder was 7-8 seconds after the lightning a while agolatest strike the time gap was only like 1 second :O
Stinking up the boxroom
Stuck in the boxroom with you x
too hot to sleeptoo tired to stay awake
Any anons having thunder storms right now?
Bumping pink pantheress
Was brexit a mistake?
Kill me right meow, Pete
She loves me x
Licking pussy
>>84892828Never had fanny me x
>>84892850Because you never had a job x
Seethers not happy about me and Deano x
Back's completely fucked. Need to go on the opiates ASAP.
>get on the bus and pay fare>driver says "window or aisle?">"or you will what?">chinned man right then>bell end
>>84887607>i talked to the ops, think i've got you an in xNice one, I'll jump on later this afternoon.
morning friends.>>84892717yay>>84891513check out The Weakest Link on the PS1 if you get the chance.someone's probably just made a video of it, but the devs wrote all these everyday characters you can play as, just "'ello there, i'm Barry, i'm a van driver, i like me lagers and me mates" type fellas, who make comments throughout the game. (Tim, 29, Programmer, is the best one.)>>84893145be careful.
>>84893151ohai morning there Lollers lad.hope life has been treating you well.shall be lurking, feel free to drop me a /msg later on.
>>84893151Unfortunate that you're still above ground nonce
>>84893169Morning mate! I hope you slept well, I'll DC ya later if you're about. Take it easy and be kind to yourself.
>>84893184Fuck off you gross freak
>Zoe - Sunshine On A Rainy Day (Original 1990 Version)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVnE3HHbaQo
This will be me today and that is how it should be xhttps://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU
>>84893205Disgusting wrong'un
>DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime (Official Video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
how do musicians write a song, even a really solid pop banger, and then get to the stage of recording/producing/filming a video for it, and they don't constantly think>oh piss i should have changed that lyric!>this melody would have flowed better!>you know, that drumbeat isn't what i had in mind...in much the same way that software devs are constantly developing software. Firefox will never be 'done'. you can't go back in time and experience Firefox, as if there was Firefox 1.0 and then they all went, 'aye, that's Firefox, done and dusted.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd2wP1Ik0_Y
>>84893218Deanos personal fidget spinner?
Noodle delivery turned up early lush lush lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33hGaEgW7Uvampires will never hurt you xoxo
dont forget to factor up today xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4nhY_A3cg8you're not me.
smelly adhd mong hours
Rotating like a lifeless hunk of kebab meat on Deanos girthy spit x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucG0kD3pkg</3
>>84893397did u miss me mate x
>>84893397cor there's multiple of us?>>84893388cheers friend, but i'll remain indoors (no money + too scared to risk stealing)
Since my family loves entering my room and searching through it, I am not leaving a big poop wrapped in toilet paper for any grabby hands that go through my room
>>84893421I am now* leaving, there IS a poop in my room
>>84893421Why do they search through it?
>>84893405Bantus applying their creamy garlic sauce x
>>84893432They are boomers and feel entitled to my personal space
>>84893416staying indoors is too right xoff to the office now me air conditioning all the way xx
>>84893437What are they searching for? x
>>84893446Fairies and magical creatures
i know a lot of you lads like your extensions and that, so here is my gift to you. add the following to 'My filters' in uBlock Origin:boards.4chan.org##.n-puyou're welcome, friends
>>84893456I don't get it what is it meant to have done?
>3456 GETit all in the heart of the cards x>>84893470that's the point: who knows! there could be 4chan Pass users trying to show off their passes, couldn't tell you.
>>84893483Based. Total passmong death.
neets getting riled up over employed pass users again x
I've not got a personality but at least I've got a 4chan pass, that counts for something, right!
Feel like physically beating up someone
i do not consider being employed a good thing. but also i like Lollers, and he's off to the office.maybe this is like back when people used to hate gay people, then they'd find out one of their friends is gay, and had that >oh. hang on....moment.will do some reflection x
>>84893525Punch yourself in the nuts
>>84893334why you ordering junk. get some protein
28 degrees in da boxroom and it's 9am. It lush. Basically a free holiday in Spain if I change my desktop background.
>>84893456Back at you with a uBlock filter, mate. boards.4chan.org##div[id^="thread-"].thread:has-text(/(Momcest\b|\bcest|\bfem|\bgay|\bselfharm\b|\bself-harm|\bmanifesting|\bmoid|\bwebm|\bnigg|\bdick|\basian|\bMBTI|\bpregn|\bsize|\bBBC|\bBWC|\bBlack|\btran|\btrap|\btroon|\bwhite|\bwmaf|\bincel)/i):matches-path(/r9k/)You get the idea, add to them, edit them or remove the ones you wouldn't use.
>>84893545Yeah but lollers is office rocker.
Lollers is a paedophile yet popular here. Strange, no?
>>84893627Wouldn't say Pollers is that popular lad
>>84893627When you consider 30% of the population is LGBT and 50% of LGT are pedos then it's hardly surprising really.
Why would you hate someone just because they're employed? And don't make it about me. In general, why would you?
>>84893641Not him but, are you saying there's no bisexual paedophiles?
Catch you later, Wonky. I'm off while the lads talk about their favourite couple of topics. #truth
Bumming all over the world x
>>84893653I'm saying that my keyboard is fucked and i don't proof read my posts.
Me? Watching Angela White tell me I can't cum while she takes a 10 inch dildo up her hole
>>84893627samefagging =/= popularity, lad.
>>84893627Wow this poster is so popular look at how many (You)s he gets! Well done (You)lad.
>>84893658From Carlisle to the Congo
noyousmong on another melty? lush x
There's been a distinct lack of SSM posting recently. I don't even know what he's up to anymore. Turns out this nigga was in his garden yesterday having a cider, can you believe it? I fucking missed out on that because you knobs aren't posting about him. Get your fucking act together or your performance reviews won't be a picnic let me tell you that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFxRFjKNP7M
>>84893708He still above groundIt still a great dayAnd it's 3x more lush
>>84893594some odd choices in there, i have to be honest haha. i use some of those terms, sometimes ;_; (probably not in the context you anticipated)(again, my issue is that us non-filterers therefore have to ANTICIPATE the filter-users. but it's your own web browser so i know we just disagree on this one x)
>poor Geralds, screaming into the voidWould say it's sad to see, but I only see it when the non Geralds complain about the Geralds.
>>84893571I can get protein from any shop but these noodles I cannot which is unfortunate
>>84893619o u.>>84893655later, hope your day at the office goes well. i was too slow and just waffling on about filters again (>>84893721)maybe that's tedious at this point idk, DON'T READ THAT POST LOLLERS IT MAY BE TEDIOUS
Deano botty bashing me to the beat of staying alive by the bee gees x
>>84893732Do you enjoy being the bottom
Scranned my first packet of noodles, quite nice and a bit different to the normal red packet.
>friend tells me she put a picture of her 4 year old daughter into GPT and asked it to show her what she'd look like at 21>showed me the pic>it made her smoking fucking hot...weird...
>>84893798>Dear sir, I am a paedophile, please can I have sex with this 3-year-old girl now that she's 21?>No way.>You should be a mental asylum.
you lads ready for the heat wave?
>>84893872Get the actual FUCK OUT lad. I was literally thinking I need to find this exact webm in my folder to make a funny post with and was browsing through them as you posted it. What the fucking fuck?
>>84893898we are all manifesti-...CONJURING synchronicities in life, my friend.
Garn full scales soon massive bumsesh on the cards it's going to be fucking LUSH x
>>84893898you serious kek?
>>84893908Don't believe that wollocks, the coincidence is just blowing my mind.>>84893934Yes lol, hand on my heart.
hole in my sock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77BuAfYU8CgBit hot, thisX
cum in my sock.
>>84893971>Red warning in London - 36 degrees forecast>Amber warning further north - 38 degrees forecast???
>>84893721>>84893729Mate, I don't use them. I made them when I was in a thread and someone griped about not wanting to use 4chan X but still wanting to use a filter. Catch you later, man.
i unironically feel close to death, cant cope with this heat, seriously unwell, what should i do? feel ill af and like throwing up
>>84894012i see, i see. that might have been my griping tbqh, i just mean filters in general. would rather message boards just appear as pages, the same to everyone (at least, content-wise), the same way you'd read a book or a magazine, y'know? plenty of sites WILL 'algorithm' your experience and to me that's insane. like selectively hiding stuff from you, that's what the free/open web thing ws all about NOT doing.IDEALLY there'd be more mods sorting out the troublemakers. but what can you do.are you at work now? is it a computer-type office, does it get hot even with the AC? or is it cool 'n' comfy?
>>84894009Northerners are worth approximately 0.6 Southerners when working out the value of human life, so risk warnings are adjusted accordingly.
>>84894012>Mate, I don't use them.Course you don't
>>84894029have a cold shower for some temporary relief
>>84894029Wait for advice from the lads on /britfeel/ of course. There isn't anyone more qualified you could call or visit to get yourself checked out.
>>84893961I give mine to my gran to knit (woolen) gives her something rewarding to do.
>>84894029maybe actually ring 111 marra. the worst case scenario is you feel a bit daft. but if it's heatstroke or something, maybe they can help.drink water if you have access to it. the human body is so dumb sometimes.>dehydrated? well, time to be sick!
>>84894030Not reading this, mate. I know you're adverse to anyone using filters and you can keep justifying it all you want, it's other people's choice.I WFH, laters! >>84894033I don't. Enjoy the (You).
>>84894046Calling 111 is quite funny. I've rung them twice in my life. Once my lad (toddler at the time) scratched my eye to the point it was bleeding and I couldn't open it. Despite explaining that right at the beginning they still go through the whole rigmarole of 'are there any metal objects stuck in your eye'. It's a very jeet-friendly job, taking them calls. Just follow the script.
>>84894033i think he means he uses 4chan X filters but not adblock ones? (correct me if i'm wrong here, Lollers.)i have the ones he posted saved in a big text file, so i know what not to say for the people who've copied them (if i'm speaking in a different context).won't lie, it is a pain because e.g. we could be talking about transubstantiation and someone's regex list goes: ohhh that matches my trans* filter!nobody is entitled to discussion or responses, but you can just not converse. but sometimes it really confuses me e.g. Lollers will reply to all my posts in a chain except one, so we ARE having a back-and-forth, then he'll ask (or re-ask) something i've already answered in a post. so my thought is then:>oh, i guess that got filtered.LOLLERS, PLEASE TELL ME YOU UNDERSTAND MY ISSUE HERE. even if your behaviour/computer remains the same. i do just find it strange from a 'techie' guy.
>>84894070You'd make a great HR manager. The way you're able to make a problem out of absolutely nothing is incredible, you'd walk right into any large corporate with this attitude.
>>84894050>>84894070oh damn well there's me rumbled bahaha.re: AC/office, got you confused with that other poster, my bad.if you read this (fewer words): take it easy, maybe catch you later.
>>848940292 minute cold shower.
Every time I see Deano xhttps://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY
>>84894080not sure what you mean. i'm not a mod. the report button is there, USE IT(call me superstitious but i suspect a lot of lads don't)
>>84894101That's what I mean. Completely misunderstood my point, adding pointless comments, being confidently wrong. Consider yourself hired.
>>84894070No, mate. I just wrote them and I filtered all the gimmicks, spam and bait posts one time just to see if I could and I did. If I so pleased, I could use them again.Do I need to set up a remote desktop so everyone can check that I'm using the internet the way they would? That I'm using the operating system/distro they would? That my music/movie and series tastes are to their specifications?
25 degrees in north west. It's cloudy so it's not that bad. Close your windows and close the curtains and you'll be alright
in the A&E now, it over x
Which of these would you prefer running the government? Realistically the next election will be between these two.Before you say I should ask /pol/, they're all far-right, so there's not much point in asking.
>>84894140Just peeked outside at the rest of the street. Mongs with their sunlit windows open, no blinds.. No wonder the old farts die in droves.
>>84894125Remember that time the jannies deleted you for spamming your filters
Thinking about being a 19 year old man and coming home to a low self esteem 16 year old woman who is legally your wife and is culturally encouraged to stay at home and essentially serve your needs. Prime pink 16 year old legal pussy primed for penetration at your whim. She will parade her tight fake tanned body for your debauched free use and is essentially your receptacle for anything you can inflict. All legal. You are untouchable.
>>84894147Restore are the way to go.Thank you goodbye comrade.
>20 people have drowned in France since Saturday>a 13 year old girl drowned in the Seine, as she did not know how to swim
>>84894172Do you know how to swim?
>>8489417241 degrees in France atm. Uh oh stinky!
>>84894149Yea, I do, lad, it wasn't that long ago. If you need the filters, they are still in the archives.
>>84894147reform want to sell the country off to the highest bidder, labour were doing ok under stamer but its too early to tell how andy is going to be, if he's serious about immigration and the asylum crisis i'll choose him
>>84894172Shit's mad out there. I have never taken driving lessons before, but decided to take my mum's car to the shop the other day. Only went and crashed it didn't I. Absolutely furious about this I am, half tempted not to do it again, but I can't let a car beat me, so...
>>84894176I doI have also taught my daughter to swim because I'm not a negligent parent
>>84894172we need more public swimming pools
>>84894182I'm not a soft lad so I'm fine thanks diddlerlad
>>84894192as an ethnic cleansing tool?
>>84894189>my daughteruuuh
>>84894194Who said you're a soft lad?
>>84894125sorry lad, re-reading my posts i came off more 'catty' than 'academic'. like i do find this type of discussion interesting (and i'll be the first to admit i say the same things over and over). but i'm not trying to 'challenge you' in the sense of wrongdoing or something, and i feel like i've struck a nerve (or maybe you dgaf and i'm sensing a tone that isn't there).i do want the thread/board/site to be better, i think most people would agree there's been a decline in quality. we probably all have different ideas there, or what the solutions could be.>>84894143damn. have they said anything? heat exhaustion/heatstroke?
>>84894205must confess that her mother is a month younger than I, so I deserve the moniker
>>84894198no you big meanie
swimming is less important since our waterways are now so infested.it's a win-win.
>>84894164That's lovely but the trade off is that you are brown, everybody hates you and you're turbo retarded from generations of inbreeding.
>>84894170Lowe seems like a racist multimillionaire who doesn't care about the struggles of ordinary Brits>>84894185Yeah this makes sense. I think Sir Keir was a decent guy. Hopefully Andy will be a good leader
GAGGING for a spam buttie right now.
>>84894245All politicians seem like they don't care abut the struggles of normal Brits, but at least he's questioning why the rape of 250k ish British school girls was allowed to happen, why it was covered up, and he's asking about what will be done abut it. Don't really see any party doing that, and it is quite a crucial thing that needs to be addressed.
>>84894248spam is too expensive for what it is that's why i buy pic related
can i imagine the part where i'm 19, but without the perv stuff?that'd be crazy. i could go up and down stairs without my knees + back hurting. i could read on-screen text without zooming. i could drink alcohol.
>>84894216So you're saying the site would be better and the quality of posts and posters would be better if no one was allowed to filter posts and or posters?
A Bumming a day keeps the doctor away x
>>84894266Not the same, lid. Spam or nothing.
get ur bins out lads its a scorcher https://youtu.be/SpbywVudzOc
>>84894309Spitting image of me, that lad
>>84894308i hope you're getting paid for these posts
Need a bit of wind to bring the humidity down in my box room.
>>84894325eat some beans ;)
>>84894254I absolutely believe in the government reducing rape and sexual abuse as much as possible, and any perpetrators should be put in prison. But Restore seem to want to scapegoat immigrants in general for things like this. The vast majority of immigrants aren't rapists.Restore's website says they want to deport any "legally resident foreign national" who "fails to integrate", which could mean anything. Would they consider all Muslims as failing to "integrate" just because of their religion?Also their website says they want to remove human rights laws in order to "implement the most ambitious programme of mass deportations ever seen in Britain". Without human rights laws, the government could treat Brits much worse. Not just Brits with an immigrant background.https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/immigration_border_control
Anyone who thinks Reform won't sell them out to their American overlords is half an acorn short of a tree. Now, I'm not saying labour are perfect, far from it, but I'd rather them than Farage. Same arsehole who orchestrated Brexit and then fucked off when it actually happened.
