Auditing hot slags at the beach edition
Me and Deano are out in the paddling pool it's lush x
>>84922090Why do I never see girls like this where I am? For me it's either fat uggos or binbagbames pushing their inbred kids in strollers.
we dont give a fuckyeah we dont give a fuck
>>84922110Not trying to be mean but that probably means you live in a low income shithole.
This heat would be womfy if I were able to NEETTpill it up oh aye x the Tatooine life is for me
>>84922131Yes, it's called England lad
you ever have those occasions where you've been up three days in a row because of a heatwave, you're sat watching a made-for-telly children's comedy film from the 2000s, drinking water you filtered from your shower tap because your kitchen tap doesn't work, plus you're too skint to afford pop or milk until you complete more surveys on your smartphone?and you just think:man, did i make some life choices.
>>84922157You're not on bennies or anything?
Me? Yeah no just havin a bit a ben shaws bitter shandy, you?
>>84922157Nothing a wank can't solve
>>84922173Have a Barr Shandyade
>>84922189It's alright, but ultimately it is shandy (beer and lemonade) + lemonade, so beer plus lemonade + more lemonade.
usually im only one wank a week but this has been a stressful weekive already had twomight go again today desuif anyone was wondering that it
>>84922209>if anyone was wondering that itTypo?
>weather app says thunderstorms incoming>changes to more sunshine as storms fail to appearThey're trying to give us hope, so they can take it away again. They want to hurt you.
what is wrong with normieswho enjoys going out in this type of heat? fucking subhumans
>>84922245I had thunder this morning
>>84922170PIP on the 9th. waiting for a Courts & Tribunals decision to see if i get my UC back. DWP are over a month past the deadline.>>84922173i am jelly. best surviving shandy.>>84922177that is true. but i don't have the hormones for it.
>>84922157I've made a promise to myself that this is the last summer I spend in this dogshit countrythis heatwave is just more motivation for me to leave this place for goodhot weather in england is infinitely more depressing than the typical grey days
>>84922245Twas thundering this morning around 07:00. Sounded weird.>>84922255It's not that great really, but better than no shandy.Need to get to 1 of picrels supermarkets and make muh own anondybass.
>>84922250Normies are almost entirely driven by a desire to receive stimuli rather than any higher brain function. They're basically fauna.>OOOHHH YUMMY PIZZA!>OOOHHH HOT WEATHER!>OOOHHH LOUD MUSIC!>OOOHHH DIZZY WATER!>OOOHHH SEX TINGLES!>OOOHHH PRETTY PLACE!
>>84922255>PIP on the 9th. waiting for a Courts & Tribunals decision to see if i get my UC back. DWP are over a month past the deadline.Fucking disgraceful making you wait this long for your money mate. Ironically they're a bunch of layabouts.
> OOOOOHHHHH FUAAARKIN ELL SWEATY BANTU BLOKES BY THE BOATLOAD!-Welper
if i ever hear a normie describe this weather as nice ever again i'm gonna knock them out
>your money
>>84922235is not it
Boatloads of boriswave bantus following the scent of welpers sweaty shitty nappy
going strawberry picking tomorrow and I'm going to boil alive need to learn some slave songs to sing while I'm toiling the fields
>>84922334Ah, a forren.
Splishy splashy in that paddling pool while Deano plays wifa x
>>84922334Hang on, you mean it was a typo
>>84922286Mindblowing how obvious it is that you've never put your penis into a vagina.
Too hot to wank, too hot to play video games. I'm just sat here in a dark room waiting for the heat to fuck off. Might get a bucket and fill it with ice and stick my feet in it
>>84922274>Need to get to 1 of picrels supermarkets and make muh own anondybass.cor you never see it anywhere nowadays. my granddad used to drink it, i think they just became a shandy company by the end.in lieu of proper old-school Shandy Bass in the blue cans, have you find any superior shandies to Ben Shaw's?>>84922296cheers friend. aye it was a laugh because THEIR deadlines are to the day, all automated. in isolation, they've been asked to do something by the Courts, by a date.but they're busy, aren't they? backed up with cases, they can make no guarantees, everyone complains!cheers for putting up with my nonsense /britfeel/
>>84922359yeah it was a typoi meant to say is when i actually said it"if anyone was wondering, that is"
In Italy visiting the gf. 40 degrees here corr
AC is defacto illegal in this fucking shithole country. The government will simply order it removed. No rationale, no appeals, you simply cannot have it.You'd think that if everything they said about renewables and net zero was true they'd be touting how wonderful it is that we can all be using AC when we need to, because energy is so clean, abundant and cheap! But no, the opposite is true. Energy has never been more expensive and per capita generation has actually been decreasing for years. Literally anti-civilisational.But also another point is that if AC units were spewing out toxic sludge filled with heavy metals and carcinogens and whatever then sure you could feasibly come up with a reason to have them removed. But they don't. All they do is use electricity to turn hot air cold and pump out the excess hot air out of the room. There's no principled reasoning behind banning them, the government literally just wants you to fucking suffer in the heat. They don't think people 'deserve' AC.>You don't need that AC unit mate, just open your windows yeah.Lee Kuan Yew literally made it a foundational precept of his country that AC must be available everywhere because he understood that to not have it is to leave billions of quid on the table. Banning AC makes you poorer, so of course our government does it. Fucking cunts.
>>84922405Does she know Valentina Nappi? Can she hook me up so I can shag her arse?
His TMAU will be off the charts today
>>84922403We need to be vigilant, there could be a forren hiding behind every typo, waiting for weakness and to be accepted as one of us.
>>84922286>>OOOHHH DIZZY WATER!proper tickled my funny bone, that.(stealing this, btw)
>>84922406subhuman slave nationonly a loser would continue to live here
Just remember before getting upset, humour and wit.
>>84922361Its hilarious how this is the normgroids only response when they've been unravelledfunnier how I've been with more girls than the average normgroid and they have nothing to use against meenjoy your tattooed roastie and your sales job, cuck
>>84922427i did do a poor job at explaining initially
>>84922447No I got it, I was just being silly, sorry.
>>84922445And yet you lot reaffirm that it's the only thing you ultimately care about by coining the phrase incel for yourselves, literally definitionally concerned only with sex and how you AREN'T getting it and how that's a NEGATIVE for you. Cope and seethe babes x
Going to have to get one of these for the next summer https://www.argos.co.uk/product/8217826?clickPR=plp:8:11Ive fucking had enough.
>>84922472>YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR THREE WEEKS STRAIGHT MATE?! FINK ABOUT THE OOMAN ROITS OF FORRENS IN "CLIMATE VULNERABLE" COUNTRIES BEFORE YOU PLUG THAT IN!
>>84922472Still plenty of summer left for this year anon.
Remember one year my parents rented a water cooler/ice maker for the summer. It was fucking LUSH, 12 year old me thought it was the coolest thing in the fucking world.
what's this 'higher intellectual purpose' one lad has?what does he know that we don't??
>>84922509Getting upcummies on reddit.
>>84922488Robbing cunts companies such as Argos increase the price of air conditioning units and fans over the summer. You can get 50-100 quid knocked off in the winter months when nobody's buying them
Me? Lathered up in baby oil about to get slippy slidey with Deano it sunny after all x
>>84922472450 quid? Hardly worth it for 10 hot daysa year.
>>84922521How long is the warranty on it? Could use it, break it in winter, say you want a refund, then buy another for cheap.
Done nowt but drink water and piss it out again all day
>>84922521This is a genuinely honest question lad: do you know what supply and demand are?
If you could stop ruining my life, yeah that'd be just great thanks
emailing my zoomer horror spec script to Kane Pixels. it's about a group of under-30s trapped inside a house, there's a VHS tape that's titled 'How to Leave the House' in cursive.the telly + VCR plug isn't wired, and the fuses are kept inside a tin that requires a tin opener. they can absolutely look stuff up online, but they'll have to connect the 56k modem to the landline first.
>>84922487According to Google Gemini there's approximately 2 billion homes worldwide that have fully integrated AC units in their homes that pump out way more emissions than plug in portable units. I don't own a car and have never left the UK on a plane so my carbon footprint is extremely low compaired to most people. Me adding one more unit to the 2 billion and rising isn't going to make a dent on the situation What is making an issue is the fact that the entire world economy is completely dependent on using fossil fuels to power cars, motorcycles, boats, ships, planes, private jets and helicopters.p and basically anything that moves. But oh no, that's a multi trillion dollar industry that will never go away or stop anytime soon. The whole hysteria about us Brits getting AC units in our homes is ridiculous. Also the government wants to put in heat pumps to replace gas boilers but AC is bad? Piss off kek.
>>84922472I want one now, why are there none in stock?Do they not know what demand and supply are?
>>84922568nobody is going to read it lol
>>84922575Argos are a poorly run company
Me? Bought my aircon 4 weeks ago and it is LUSH x
Why would anyone use Argos over Amazon?
>>84922586can collect immediately, that's the only reason
>>84922569Also lets put the entire net zero thing in perspective. The UK accounts for about 1.5% of global emissions. So even if we completely and totally reduced all our emissions to zero, we would achieve essentially nothing. A rounding error, barely noticeable as a blip on the records and promptly covered up by the continuing industrialisation of China, the US and the rest of the world, as we flop around in the non-economy we destroyed to achieve this remarkable feat. Drowning in our own sweat as the breadlines don't even have canopies for shade, knowing we made no difference to anything but at least we ruined our country to placate the insane leftists who think we should be guilty for existing. What a fucking dream eh?
>>84922528Apparently you can pay 1.50 a month for unlimited warranty. >>84922539Yes I fully understand how supply and demand works. That's why I'm waiting to get one in the winter for slightly cheaper.
>>84922580True but they're out of stock literally everywhere. I've got an old air cooler you can put ice packs in which is doing a decent job for now but I think a proper AC unit would be better.
Heatwave ends tomorrow x
>>84922594Right, so you understand that they're not robbing cunts then, right?
I said man's not hot, never hot.
Wonder if Sean's care home has aircon
>>84922569>cars, motorcycles, boats, ships, planes, private jets and helicopters.p and basically anything that moves. i feel like we could have had it both ways tbqh. similar to not-having-AC and just suffering for a few weeks, a lot of lids WOULD hop on a crowded tram or cheap train, but they took that option from us ;_;i've known full-on vegan eco-conscious types who drive, they don't count anything to do with their car. but food packaging matters? aaaaaa.
Think I'll have a beef madras init.
Got ceiling fans, me. Do a good job of keeping me cool without costing much.The gf thinks it makes our house look like a barbers and doesn't like it but there's nothing she can do about it.
>>84922472That's the same one i'm going to get, couldn't source a dual hose one, hopefully they'll be in stock near me next week.
All eco shite is just eschatological bollocks, genuinely religious in many ways. Mankind has consistently proven time and again that it has the intellectual and agentic capacity to overcome any issues that can arise. The answer isn't to return us to the stone age, but the push forward faster to finally get a foothold on the fucking Kardashev scale.
>>84922593yeah, literally none of it matters, unless someone essentially tells China and India that they're going to sort their side out, and it's non-negotiable. None of the Western powers will actually do that, because when push comes to shove they don't actually care enough to rock the boat, and they're quite happy putting money into their own pockets to research "carbon capture" or whatever the fuck.Also god forbid we stop paving over everything, and plant more trees, which is at least something we can do.
>>84922622Comes as standard in the HMO lid
>>84922586I like nectar points
>>84922659the absolute best thing that could be done for global warming would be to nuke the subcontinent
>>84922607Yes you're right thinking about it they aren't too bad actually. I take back my comment.
Lovely little uploaf when I went on youtubes
>>84922659>finally get a foothold on the fucking Kardashev scale.are we going back to space? we haven't even been back to the Moon in 50+ years. what's going on?
Unironically, why isn't the government just approaching private home and property owners, and offering to set up solar panels for free, and plant a few trees, if they have the space?You could literally pay people. Offer them 50 quid and a free solar panel or tree. Most people are gonna say "okay, yeah. Whatever".
>>84922710We haven't been back because the ayyys told us to fuck off
>>84922653Actually I've just looked it up. Bigger is not always better. For my bedroom a 7000 or 9000btu unit would suffice. If you get a unit that is too large it can make the room feel damp and dry somehow. It all depends on what size room the unit will be in.
>>84922723Bit to keen on that send button. But that is my opinion, anyway.
>>84922716Fuck that, people can buy their own bastard solar panels. The British tax payers cannot take any more anon.We need nuclear power in a big way. Even what we have planned isn't enough.
>>84922723>>84922731I'm sure HHL has said that before...
Crossy is that you? >>84922552 Please come back
>>84922732british tax payer money is all paying for this fake bullshit like "carbon capture" and "climate summits" anyway. Or it's just going straight into the pockets of think tanks, who fart around and don't fix anything.They should cut all of that, and give me 50 quid and an apple tree.
>>84922716>offering to set up solar panels for freeTHEY DID BASICALLY THIShttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feed-in_tariffs_in_the_United_KingdomIT WAS WORKINGTHEY GOT RID OF IT
Garn get some more suncream on don't want to be peeling in bed tonight Deano would be fuming x
>>84922723Fuck off you sad tripfagger
HHL came back for a few posts 2 days ago where has he gone?
>>84922764Garn wokkle bank I heard
>>84922747They replaced it though, no?
>>84922724it'll be cooling my living room and bedroom about 84.2 m3 iirc its a flat and they are right next to each other with fans in both room so good circulation it should be ok, but will probably be at peak load all day and cycle at night, for 40C outside should bring it down to mid 20's maybe high 20's mid afternoon, west facing windows.
>>84922786Oh for a living room then 12k btu will be great.
>>84922586Amazon also do not deliver some items with refrigerant or weight to some uk mainland locations from eu sarl, i.e. they will deliver in London but not say Norwich.
>>84922764He only drops in every few weeks now when he's had one too many drinks.
Using bio oil to hide my recent self harm scar x
>>84922677That's a lot of points. Are you using them towards the aircon?
>>84922862I was originally going to buy a new TV but after this heatwave I probably will do.
>>84922855Hope it works for you anon.
>>84922731We've definitely encountered them on the moonI BELIEVE
>>84922878Thank you it takes around 3 months to see results
>>84922808If you've ever been in an Amazon warehouse you'd know something like that would end up broken before it arrived. Half the tellys people order must arrive smashed. Personally I must have damaged thousands of pounds worth of items while working in an Amazon warehouse. UPS is even worse, when I worked there we would literally throw stuff up the back of the trailer.Haven't worked in an Argos but I imagine the stuff is arriving on a pallet and basically stays that way, it's not being handled as much
Still got that flannel on my head it's like I'm eating Ortolan
>Have a series of blood tests at GP>Everything fine but B12 is strangely high in each one>Ask for a copy of my medical history a few months later>Read GP notes>"Blood test fine, B12 is high, patient denies having energy drinks">"Blood tests remain normal, B12 still way above average, patient continues to deny energy drink usage"What on Earth would I stand to gain by pretending not to drink energy drinks to my doctor? Why didn't they just believe me lol?
Bantu boys are back in townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
Prevent is just being used as a nanny state finger wagging intimidation system at this point. Don't like a young man with strong beliefs? Refer to Prevent, get them to knock on his door, threaten him, intimidate his family. Yeah, that'll help.
>>84923019Because Dr's think correlation equals causation, and once they have dcided it, you're the liar for saying anything different.t. a lad that is arguing with his practice partners at the moment over issues and their misdiagnosis of things.
>>84923026Not every young man, just a certain type.
>>84923021Prefer this one, me. https://youtu.be/N4Db0oYKXvw
Simpler times, eh.https://youtu.be/w1A_Olic4uw
What's DC on now, their third cinematic universe reboot?Fuck me, they should've just focused on producing similar programs to the early 00s cartoon series and movies they pumped out. Those were actual fucking kino and everyone loves them even to this day.
>>84923098DC's problem is people only really care about Batman, when push comes to shove. And for some reason it hasn't occured to them to just make good Batman movies, but also use them as backdoor pilots for further DC characters.They did Batman vs Superman the wrong way around, because Superman was the character they focused on, while Batman was just dropped into the story.
>>84923098>similar programs to the early 00s cartoon seriesthey basically did, didn't they?there were a few different Batman cartoons after BTAS + the DCAU, they all seem to have their fans. they're probably doomed to come up with fresh gimmicks every time.but aye just standalone films, sod all this cinematic universe nonsense. i saw Elektra before Daredevil, it still made sense.
>>84923098I liked the Superman film and despite Supergirl reviews being mild, I'm still interested. The comic it's based on is good.
>>84923145>They did Batman vs Superman the wrong way aroundnah, i'd rather they establish magic/aliens/etc first. the DCAU introduced Superman and they just about managed it, but Superman could sort Gotham's problems out in a weekend.Arrow started all gritty and Nolan-y, but then it had to sync up with other series so one day it had sorcerers and space monsters. just felt daft by that point tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChLIT3jGjHA
Dr robotniks mean bean machine
>>84923303One of the best puzzle games ever made I reckon.
>>84923306Loved playing it on the sonic mega collection later I'd learn that it was a westernised easier version of puyo puyo and the Japanese versions of the games were much better. I bought them all on the super famicom they were that good. I still like mean bean machine though.
>>84923303It had some proper funky choons didn't ithttps://youtu.be/VrOGmKkh0KE
Just had a tiramisu and 2 tipping yogurts for dinner. Cannot be bothered cooking today x
Dr Robotnik. None of this forren eggman shite
>I haven't been treated this badly since I got sick in a country with socialized medicine!bloody smug American writers. overall, Ace Ventura 3: Ace Ventura Jr was pretty bad IMO. would not recommend movie
>>84923343I agree. I still call him Dr. Robotnik to this day.
ngl remember not liking Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine or Sonic Spinball that much. those were the weird ones, i'd just go back to playing Sonic 1-3 or Sonic 3D: Flickies' Island. got my puzzle fix from Columns, me.
>>84923336for me it's Konami Puzzle Taisen or whatever those games are called. Basically Puyo Puyo with way better animation, and a funny penguin.
Me and Deano getting a cold shower now before our bumsesh later on x
Went ballistic at a pair of niggers early. Shouted at them proper bad
we used to be a proper country https://youtu.be/39NBCCcnzQA
are you bad enough dude to comprehend Wetrix?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkIaoIUDYic
How much would you pay for an escort?https://files.catbox.moe/gszw5u.mp4
>>84923503geez, she aint worth that...
inspired casting choice, this.now they just need to figure out how to kill off the Wachowskis.
>>84923503Saw that on /pol/ and almost posted it here. 3 fucking grand I'd expect her to clean my house and wash the dishes after fucking for that price, I've seen better totty on adultwork.com
>>84923503Depends on the miIeage.
>>84923503For 3600 dollars she bette have some sort of magic Fanny for that price. fucking hell
>>84923343>>84923371same lads i do NOT accept the eggman retCONning>>84923503no doubt some dubai lad will fly her out and wiss in her bumhole
Wonder how many poos she's had on that tummy corr
>>84923503Wonder how many bum holes shes rimmed
Anyone watching the France V Norway game?
>>84923577Not as many as in her mouth, but that was a 1 week trip to dubai all expenses paid and 50k, so totally worth it.
>>84923503>a hundred or two hundred menbloomin eck. must be nice, repeat customers shelling out a few grand of dollaridoos every time.the story itself was such a nothingburger. tl;dw: a lad's condom broke, once. that's it.
24 on Sunday. Will feel like Winter lads!
>>84923584>France V Norway gameNobody watching the game since it hasn't started it
Oh aye the darts is on. Shittler is playing.
>>84923610nice bit of wind coming in now. thank goodness.
>>84923616Well I made the mistake of tuning in an hour early. Now I have to listen to an hour of drivel from Roy Keene
>tell mi gaming mate it's 31.5 in muh room>he says it 16c where he is and windy>give him a lethal dose of I'M NOT GAMING TONIGHT
Uh oh lads, I asked chatgpchandlerfromfrens a question, and this is the answer.
>>84923654>in the second half of this century.eh, doubt i'll live that long anyway.
>>84922286guess what most neets do all day
>>84923679By then, you could boil alive at 38c. that's a fact I just made up, but by calling it a fact, it actually is a fact.t. a lad that's using lefty and liberal tactics.Woah, nearly just posted without saying, yer a nazi.
>>84923503ahahaha, she's got more ink on her than the berlin fooking wall, 150 an hour, tops.
tbf (and while I don't like to completely ignore any man-made change to the environment), it's literally only as hot as it previously was in the 70's.we've definitely been primed to think any out of the ordinary weather is the end of the world.
>>84923719I agree I noticed it when they started changing the weather maps a deep red colour when it was quite hot. It didn't look like that when I was a kid. I do believe in climate change but I also think they are putting it on a bit.
Believe it or not, a cold mid torso erogenous zone is quiet nice.
Wonder if Norway do that quirk chungus Reddit row boat thing during the match today
Me? Getting that gape ready on tap for Deano x
Or would it just be torso? Main thing is, cool yer dick n balls. Ladies?, cool yer magical zone as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MmuA1nI4
>France's national football emblem is a fucking chickenKek
>>84923815Guess how they pronounce the chicken in French?
ah yezz I love ze juicy dripping chicken, all in le mouth, hmmm slap my lips with your juicy chicken cloerernal sanduuuurs
Nu choon just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-nch8q3FYc
>>84923833I don't mate, how do they pronounce the chicken in French?
Pissing on HHL
>>84923856They have google trying to persuade people it's pronounced coke, but it's cock. The same thing we call a male chicken. Mad that innit.
>>84923856Le chicken
Karaoke time oh aye xxI can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
>HHL frantically applying for a French passport n hopes of finding a nice Marcel over in france.
>>84923879Ah I remember going clothes shopping with mum when I was a kid and remember seeing le coc sportif sportswear (whatever it's pronounced) and laughing seeing the word cock on a t shirt saying "am not wearing that mam"
>>84923911I have 1 from when I was late teens (over 3 decades ago, heading towards 3, and it's still going strong). Quite like it as it's good quality.
Welper on the first boat to calais in search for a bantufied french deano
>>84923856Poulet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBaCbIBka4
tried to find some timestamped nudes a bird posted on my birthday back in 2014 on desuarchives but to no avail, only out of boredom but kinda annoying I couldn't source them. Sounds a bit weird now i type that out.
omg I hope R is not dating an older lad. not right.
>>84923942aye there was a lot of 251x251px thumbnailposting.i won't harp on about this like i always do, but there was something satisfying about the culture of saving/collecting/organising images.i still get to regret not saving some old memes and .gifs, but i do assume EVERYTHING from the past 10 years is archived. mad.
>>84924000id pay to have those back, I can remember some key words because I gave some instructions and she did a few but tis impossible even searching key words and narrowing down the dates.
Ugubugu scores for France! Ah ma gaaaaad assist from Mbongo after a pass from Dimbobele what a gaaammmmmeeeeee
Me? Watching them big oily Frenchmen aren't they lush x
>>84924020are the key words in order? the 'chives let you do that trick where you can search for an exact phrase in "" quotes (if you remember even two or three words).man, the number of times i've tracked down a specific /tv/ thread from years ago because i remember someone replied>underrated movieor something.you CAN stay up all night searching through every "happy birthday anon" post ever submitted. ganbatte!!
Oh my GUSH!
32c in muh front room now, ffs.
Wonder if Deano would mind if I brought Maurice home for a night x
shocking penalty attempt that
Latest yookay gubbermint briefing about the state of it all.
>>8492429227 in mine
>>84922090>Hot>SlagChoose one.Unless you are grading on slag scale.What a termSlag
>>84924336Put the thermostat (central heating one, I keep forgetting to order a better one) in front of a fan and turned it on, dropped down to 29.5 now. I'm catching you up. Got a frozen bottle of water as well, I'll see what that does.Corr, science amarite.
>>84924257Having an oh my gush moment right now.
Tiktok slag tease I like grew up and started doing onlyfans. Get in there.
>28.5 now, corr blimey.
>>84922286>OH A BOARD I CAN POST ON!>OH LOOK A (YOU)!>FUNNY MEMES ON THIS WEBSITE>HAHA I'LL MAKE A MEME TOO>MORE (YOU)s!>MOAR (YOU)s!!
I'm happy with this. Cool blast and a spliff, then gaming.
wish I buzzed my long hair off before this heatwave desu. such a lazy bastard me. paying the price. mum just brought me back mcdonalds so now I'm sweating badly after eating that slop.
>>84924428Turn off all the lights. Lightbulbs can really generate a lot of heat.
>>84923932Is this Jordie's bookcase
Me? I go down and lay bare skinned on the cold titles of the kitchen floor when I get too hot.
>>84924469I need an illuminated keyboard, then I can, but need to see for gaming purposes.27.5 \o/
>you see Sonic, you run fast, and i have two tails. we're not so different, you and i...
Eating a whole jar I dont care
>>84924445Lucky lad. I wish mummington brought me back McDonalds right now.
Ok, turning the fan off at 27.5, let's see how long it takes to warm up.
>>84924532How many have you stuck up your bum? x
>>84924532can't blame you lad. polished off my jar of jalapenos a couple of days ago.we are more vinegar than human.
It Starmer
bed now i thinkgood night, friends
>>84924614Good luck sleeping lad it took me hours to drop off last night
>>84924614Nighty night. I want to go lay down, but it's too hot.
Norway got a big black Bantu bussy battering during that game bloody hell
>>84923503I can get 3 hours with a younger prettier woman for 100 USD in my country. Whores are not worth that much for God's sake
LadsWhy you are still single? It's almost 2027
Oh my lush it's really really cool outside I've just opened all the windows and doors to get rid of all the hot air and it's heaven
>>84922090>Auditing hot slags at the beach editionUnrelated to you thread but it made me think of a funny idea I always had.>Get a bunch of frat bros>Go to a slut walk>Start rating the sluts at the slut walk>Have signs saying "we love sluts">When they start talking about rape say "ewww rape is gross. No one wants to hear about that nasty shit, we're here for sluts">Upload to pornhub with full on break downs and ratings and editing.The amount of lulz that would be had would be legendary
>>84924771I bet a 24yo rose with turner syndrome has never done anything like that. That's the kind of girl I'd prefer.
>>84924826reminds me ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cod4_AVPy8g
>>84924815It's raining here in the south of england but I'm fucking sweating like crazy. I might just go on a night walk in the rain no top on.
good to see lads auditing roses on nights out
French Deano using me like a fleshlight xx
cor a better tomorrow 4k boxset coming this september coorrr x 4
I'd rather be with a 5/10 rose who enjoys going to the museum and doesn't care about night life than get with one of those trashy out of shape bimbos.
There's a bird out there for every lad if he actually puts some effort into himself and is respectful to women. You don't even try. Your standards are too high.
He really should get a vasectomy. His girlfriend keeps pumping out the sprogs every year and doesn't work. I wouldn't call "auditing" a job either but that does get some income at least. I enjoy his auditing style.
>>84924979Grim lad. I feel sorry for the girl. Spends his time bickering with the police and child protective services and monetises it for the internet to see. The social services don't contact you and intervene for nothing theres a lot of stuff going on in that house.
>>84924902Roses don't go out at night lad. They are at home reading their books.
>>84925016I bet the daft cunt is voting reform or restore and they will take away their child benefits and put them in a cage for being a dosser. Why do mongs like this vote against their own self interests?
i'd have my apu cast a nice cooling spell on the thread but the wee lad is knackered, he's not even got the energy to ponder wornhub on his orb
>>84925051No more pondering on Feel Street, lid. Not unless you want the Spark Frogs knocking.
>>84925025They have a little bit of a messy home but that doesn't make them bad parents. The police just have a grudge against him because of him being an auditor. Remember when the police release body worn video they censor the police officers faces. It's important to see the other side from the auditors view. They don't censor anything because they have nothing to hide...unlike the police.Didn't you read about the lad that died in police custody lately? They made out he put his shit all over the cell and dragged him to the showers (no cameras) and he died. Never trust the police. Corrupt dickheads deserve to be filmed in their duty to ensure they are doing their fucking job correctly.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce37vkqp29go
Online auditors are certified retards tbqh.
Would they refer to them as "male police officers" if they were not female? If you're female and do a job involving risk like this, you know what you are getting into. Female officers barely do anything in the line of duty anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xLXWZGW-p4I'll give auditors a pass for giving us footage like this tbh
>>84925091They are better than you. You would shit yourself if the police approached you.
>>84925104I prefer the UK auditors lad. I may give this a watch later. Too hot right now.
>>84925106Keep hiding behind a screen batty boy.
Imagine all the sweaty sex that was had today
>>84925065spark frogs only deal in street justice, if the grand council finds you've been pondering its three whole weeks in the sightless pit
Feel like I'm back in Nam when I hear a helicopter, it's rough
>>84925148That's unfortunate, son.
Much cooler now lads I will finally be able to sleep tonight God willing
>>84925195have you tried having a couple of drinks and take drugs before you go to bed
>>84925203No sorry I'm not allowed to drink alcohol with the medication that I am currently taking
masallah all the anons have a good sleep
Auditing leaver prom lasses if you get my gist
I'm here naked and alone
>>84925284Inshallah brotherRubber dinghy rapids
>>84925305Have a waaaaaank
>>84924870She hasn't posted any videos in 2 months. Another ASMR girl you've scared off?
>>84925317Got no libido de lid. Depression has even taken that away from me.
>>84925361Have you tried chastity, lad? It shouldn't run you much more than about 20 bong for a decent cage from amazon.
Deano has a lovely juicy fanny wrapped around his bellend right now, oh aye
*informs the apus that nicholas rossi aka nicholas alahverdian aka arthur knight has died*
Was thinking of nipping out for a couple to a late bar near me that I frequent. Can't really be arsed and feel a bit grimy from today's humidity. Going to sink some heinekens in my chud cave instead- it friday after all x
Just seen this brilliant idea on a channel.What ya do sarge ya get yer flak vest, chuck yer shitty armour plate ya poof, n fill the pockets with freezer packs, NO NOT ALL OF EM you fucking idiot you'll freeze to death, maybe start with one over yer art n see how it feels?Yes I have just bought 1.
>>84925311Salam, poley!
Strapped a couple frozen bottles to the back of my fan and its unironically lush.
Bring back intermissions for long films. Simple as.
I'm off to bed, going to pop the water bottle in the freezer, ready for tomorrow. Hopefully muh chill vest will come within a few days.Nighty night.
What is this thing the SATURN BURGER?
