Bring Back Ed edition
>>84949047Is that the Indian Hitler I have no idea I am an American none of us keep up with the British
Who is Britain for?
stationmind
>The photo that lost him the electionPeople are still taking the piss a decade later
>>84949059he is Jewish, which is definitely an ethnicity.hence him pictured eating a ham sandwich.
Oh eck if ither team doesn't pull their fingers out of their fannys its going to go to extra time and then penalties
>>84949086What was the ref finking?
>>84949086nani?! Japan...lose? even at a time like this?!
Garn full scale karaoke xxSpunk on me (Spunk on me)Spunk on me (Spunk on me)I'll be gapedIn a cock or twoooooooooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
it over x x
Japs btfo
NHS has removed its page telling people that masturbation is healthy and normal.
i-impossibru...
>>84949063Mohammad ONLY
wapan are out x gutted x
>>84949139>NHS has removed its page telling people that masturbation is healthy and normal.Still true though
sorry for using the Lord's name in vain earlier, everyone
>>84949176Repent and all is forgiven
Wrote this short story. Thoughts?
BLAD DO YOU HAVE A COPY OF 40 WINKS?
>>84949139Unironically, it was probably Muslims complaining. That's the only reason the British state does anything.
>>84949193No. Its not an official game on the N64 it was never released. There was a ps1 version though.
wapanese deanos battering wapanese stacies tonight
*informs the apus that wrazil have beaten wapan*
>>84949210*commits Sudoku
>>84949172very nice. now let's see their page on cocaine.
>>84949190I tell you what, why don't I take that 'cause I'm going to the loo in a minute and I can have a look at it and then I can wipe my fucking arse on it!
>>84949205Oh, really? I had the PS1 version but I swear I remember seeing marketing for the N64 version in a magazine back then. Is it one of those cases where they cancelled it last minute?
gnosticlad has gone off the deep end.
oh fudge wrong tab.something something, Portal 64, shutdown sad.
40 WANKS
>>84949225There was ads at the time saying "move over Mario" kek. But it was not released for some reason. The guy who owns Piko interactive bought the finished prototype and sold it as a reproduction on his website for years I think it's still available or on eBay for not much.But no 40 winks never got an official release.
Woohoo, Brazil won. Shame the lads had to face defeat (lots of tummies being sudojo'd tonight in Nippon) but I had to will it, for muh bet. But gave them hope and a sense of honouru, for their ancestors. Now? The Germans to win, then a game or 2 tomorrow, and 1 on weds. C'mon BB poppa wants a new 145 quid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x33tE5mir84
>>84949250steady on now. No need for that kind of lanfuage
>>84949250Your penis would look like a peperami after 40 wanks lad.
Getting a wank in before the next match.
>>84949256Maybe for the best. I enjoyed it as a kid but emulated it recently and it wasn't great. Did you ever play Heart of Darkness? One of my favourites from that era. Pandemonium was good too.
woke Nintendo removed black Ness (alt colour #3) from Smash.
>>84949047But is he tuss enough?
Don't you know I'm still getting bummed better than I ever didLooking like a gaped batty, feeling like a spasticI'm still bottom after all this timePicking up the pieces of my life without you on my mindI'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)That is how it should be xxhttps://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
>>84949278>Pandemoniumcorrr played this recentlyish (few years ago) with my friend.it was one of her childhood faves but i hadn't played it. just not very fun tbqh.
Fishy farts
>>84949047Millibum really looks like Will from the Inbetweeners. Briefcase Labour wanker
wanky forts
Me? Super into Vexx. Love Vexx.
Had to bury my Apus today. The wee lids were out in the garden one minute then were chunky puddles of slime the next. We only ran out of Fab lollies for a few minutes and I was going to go to the shops to get them a few boxes of Feast ice creams.
>>84949342looks dangerously furry, mind. then again so does the Disney Robin Hood. everything has been ruined in hindsight.
>>84949369maybe they melted into the soil and will grow into fresh new apus :)
>>84949278Completed pandemonium as a kid on the ps1 I loved it, never played the second one though. As for heart of darkness I remember having it on a demo disk and played it for a few mins. Wasn't very good at it
why did japan lose lads? why did they chose to dishonour their ancestral ghosts?
Imagine being the incel she looks at to check if he will notice. This is just suifuel to me. Normies are having fun literally a metre or two away from you.
how do you determine whether a Naomi is Jewish or Japanese?
>>84949432I had to win my bet anon. They're good lads, and being honest, I think it's because I've purchased a few things from Japan recently. I'll support Japan as equally as I support England, but looking at the table they have Netherlands in their group, and they are winning, but I have them to win their next match, but luckily, I'll have it so Japan go through as well (hoping the top 2 go through).
I need a Deano Deano a Deano is what I need oh aye x
>>84949475Who nose, not I, maybe a wiser man, but I does not nose the answer. Sorry.
Fanny sharts
Watching that citizen vigilante me while waiting for the Germany match
Welper getting a willy prolapse from a Bantu performing a Senegalese Super Suck-Suck on his genitals. His balls hang out of his bellend like some twisted car air freshener.
Ok, I'm not mad, but I think my doll wants a fren, so I bought 1 from the same seller. And I think going to buy another but give that to a pub in my town (more bar), a very gothy almost macabre bar, and the one I have will fit in perfectly, as that one does have a hint of serial killer fuck doll about it.
Knock knockWho's there?That fit bird with big boobs that you fancy, look through the letterbox if you don't believe me*you open the letterbox, see picrel and phonefagrel starts playing*https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tu7ZjmdSYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb-tgLUABxAlaffin @ this. can't blame the bloke who did these for banning Pokemon Let's Plays.
>>84949063Ooga boogas and fudge packers
The same people saying (You) are wasting your life sit in airports endlessly waiting.
>>84949521Triple double quadruple levels of lushness
wasting my lifesat in airportsendlessly waiting
Me? yeah I bought an air fryer from Iceland, only 50 quid. No, surprisingly not shit, 9.5 L dual airfryer, and daewoo, they've been about for decades.was going to make a forren joke, due to humour and wit, but hey it not nice to read methinks
Wonder what he's up to right now.
>>84949662we all accept the forren electronics are superior, it not RACIST to say NICE things x
feel somewhat sick after all those chia seeds.
Low status male of low status parents, I never stood a chance. Just fucking end me.
>>84949697He looks like he's sitting in an airport
>>84949716Veliry
>>84949697That'll be Helper soon after he adopts with Deano.
>>84949757'somewhat' is NOT a forsooth word.you apologise, mister.
>>84949507Good film that lad and no surprise they banned it in the UK is there because that is the same shit going on under our noses.
CORR the Apus will go MENTAL for this.
WHERE IS THE MARK KERMODE REVIEW OF SUPERGIRL (2026)???i do NOT trust that Critical Drinker, he is just doing SEO rather than fair criticisms.
>>84949871I used it in reference to the chia, and I'm thinking ketchup? meal and it making you feel sick. Just agreeing with you pal, I can see it being unpleasant. I also made the Auschwitz recipe joke, but that was humour not being mean. I'd be a good writer for inside number 9. Dark and (IMO, others will disagree) funny, deadpan humour. Just a shame I'm spasticated in the mind.
>>84949945Kermode always goes soft on girl flicks
>>84949969he was pretty worked up about Sex and the City 2.
Ich bin comin farterland
>>84949959no worries friend i misunderstood. 'tis what it is x
Wantu boys are back in town oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
I think 1 nil will suffice, no drama, nice and chill.>>84949988Nah I am a bit bonkers, so somebody I am talking to being confused, is a normal thing.
also, sometimes mind-spastics make interesting writers. Philip K. Dick. Ulililia. i could go on.
>>84950017Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying, just need the confidence to do it.Might make stop motion dark humour stuff, try monitise it on youtube and the like.
in tears thinking of all those Japanese lasses who had to commit seppuku once Big Bazahito returned home after the footie match.
>>84950057cor that'd be ace.i've yet to see that Mad Dogs or whatever it was called. or that one David Firth worked on (heard it wasn't very good, mind).the world needs more stop motion animation!
never understood why people run for the busnext one will come in 10 mins mate relax... its not that big of a deal lol
>>84950077;_; not right what happens when those futboru-jin get a few Asahis in them.
>>84949464You could shag women too if you put in the effort. The first thing to do is to spend less time on this godforsaken website.
>>84950090you're swapping twenty seconds of embarrassment for a 10 minute time save. the end result is the same except you're not losing 10 minutes to a real-life loading screen.plus, you were there anyway. you want THAT bus.
GET ME A PARAGUAYAN DEANO RIGHT FUCKING NOWS X
>>84950084I'd have to think about it, sometimes I can go dark, and it be less funny. Like the running for a bus post (probably yours), and I thought I could do that, then the guy thinks meh and leans on the bus stop thinking one will be along in 10 min, then the next turns up in exactly 10 min, and blows up as he sits down because it's 7/7 and he's in london.Badumptch.
Just thought of it, the humour can be a peter pervy doll (or whatever that guy was called) can pop and say don't worry, it was all an exercise for a private company, and we decided he only had to lose a leg. Then end credits. Mass adoration, goth gurls galore, loads money.Told ya, humorous I am, me.
https://youtu.be/tnDDgYPcs1wchoon.>>84950160>>84950184cor sounds like it COULD be good (with good animation).there's always been blue/dark comedy but i worry the specific type of internet edginess comes off dated or old-fashioned, maybe. those Foamy the Neurotic Squirrel cartoons were part of a whole Flash series about a big-tiddied goth gurl, he was just a side character, or something?world is confusing.
>>84950225>with good animationYeah that won't be happening, I have great idea but lack any kind of skill.
>>84950229maybe your writing will shine through xpicrel is great, even though it looked really shoddy for something that was actually on telly. hell you could film yourself just playing with toys/clay instead of doing trve stop motion. pretend it's all a framing device where these stories are coming through a warpedlad's brokebrain (when, in reality....)
My dad must be the worst backseat driver on the fuckin planet. He doesnt even drive.He was shouting at me earlier to turn right.WE WERE ON A FUCKING MOTORWAY.
>>84950254maybe he meant your politics.
>>84950246Not sure I want to be on camera. Was going to say could use a male manikin head as the protagonist, but then it's getting into the territory that mootAHA gets into on the derpweb (or did a decade ago, I loved that stuff, would finish work at 6am get home have a spliff watching it in the garden).
Nein nein nein dis not gooten enough, now they need 2 fucking goals.
>>84950264i was thinking like a camera pointed down at some arms, moving toys around on a table.little nuggets in the background to imply he's mental and/or trapped somewhere. e.g. it cuts to start the next story, and there's a dead rat just off in the corner.
>>84950118not worth itits humiliating
>>84950328some would say that about taking the bus instead of driving.
Love watching oily men playing wooty x
Germany are loosing mein gott!
>Burnham is building a number 10 in the NorthThe fuck does that mean?
>>84950374Just a little gesture to us poors up norf to seem like he's one of us.
>>84950374Country's gone bloody mad with shandy drinkers in charge, now time t'let t'rel men take over.
Why go on living if you'll never procreate.
Ich bin fucken goal!
Power seat of t'norf
>>84950113I doubt it. I am unemployed and trying to find a respectful job is a lottery now. I'll never be able to move out either.
>>84950113unironically how? Where do you even go?Even if I tried, it just me walking into a pub, looking around confused, and then going home.Or getting on an app, looking around confused, and deleting the app.
>>84950496Being attractive and having good income is the only answer here.
>>84950500okay, but then what? Say I'm tall rich and attractive, I walk into a pub, and then I look around confused, and I go home.
>>84950509If you're rich and attractive, you'd make sure to mention it to women on online dating apps. You'd also be going around with good fashion and a rolex so women will be more likely to give you the time of day.
>>84950529okay, but then what?Literally just makes no sense to me how you go from not knowing a person at all, to touching them naked.
Anyone noticed how the BBC match time is always like a second or two off the FIFA time? You'd think there would be an API to sync the time properly.
>>84950509then anon, go hang with the dudes that get girls. Learn from the best. You generally don't just meet girls randomly, you meet them from a friend of a friend, so go get a popping social circle and you'll start at least having the opportunity to do anything with women.
I tried chatting to women on apps once, and it's just what the fuck do you say?I spoke to a woman for like twenty minutes about science fiction novels, and then they stopped replying.
>>84950558Oh, I'm supposed to just know "dudes who have sex". Just like that?
Monacco attack now lads. Something is in the air. This time a bomb inna bag.
>>84950535I'm sorry lad but a woman is never going to be direct and say "let's have sex". You have to play the puzzle.
Mein gott going into extra time!
Extra time now. Germany are fucking shit.
>>84950582And you learn this where? I hate normies so much it's unreal.
>>84950590Useless bastards they are. My bet doesn't count if they win in extra time.
Imagine dying of AIDS at 35 in 2026. Grim.
>>84950557is this not a broadcasting thing so they can do captions and cut naughty language?might actually all be AI now.
>>84950595Trial and error lad. You have to handle the awkward rejections and try not to go in expecting pussy from the start. Make conversation and hopefully you have interesting things to talk about.
>>84950616I have loads of interesting things to talk about. Women are boring.
>>84950609>Lilo & Stitch starthe older sister's midriff?
>>84950577yes, and yes cause that would include your mother and father, honestly giving them a call isn't a terrible idea, they made it.anyways, okay then go meet the fucking people who know the "dudes who have sex", just be a person someone would like talking to, if you aren't that then go work on that.I'll put it another way, why would anyone go talk to you, do you provide any value to anyone? if not then we don't have a conversation, and what you should do is follow the cringe self improvement people till a real person, it hurts but it's true. Go get some life experiences, go fucking hike up a mountain cause you were bored, go learn a sport, go learn how to do a backflip, anything that make a good story that isn't you just sperging out in your room, if you get to that point then you won't need advice on how to get women, it will just happen. The world's your olyster so go do shit. You can have your nerdy science fiction novels too, that's good after sex talk and maybe you'll meet some that are into that, keep that part of you intact and don't try to remove it like a cancer, but explore, do stuff, at least if your gonna do nerdy stuff like that, at least make it interesting, be the guy writing book not just reading, make something at least, stop being a passive consumer and oxygen hog and give back to the world.
>>84950615The time seems to be in better sync now. I don't think they'd delay a feed like the world cup.
>>84950640this is just the same problem all over again though isn't>dude, just make a woman your girlfriend>dude, just make a man your friendI don't know how to do these things.>walk up a mountainThat's just fucking stupid.
>world cup match on>britfeel mostly deadknew most of you were normies
>>84950666I don't even like football but I'm enjoying the World Cup
>>84950604Hope they lose in penalties.
>>84950666i'm watching an obscure 1980s mecha OVA.
Come on get on with the changes. fuck sake.
>>84950666It is common knowledge that britfeel is a failed normie general lad
*informs the apus a new Map Men episode has released*
>>84950686Again lad? Come watch some footie like us chads.
>"X is a much nicer problem to have">"Whether Y also perceives it that way is another question">""In *your* experience / As *you* have experienced it"Wish cuckGPT would stop w/the gaslightiging-adjacent cookie cutter reddit tier response templates already corrThese corpokike fuckers also got rid of the "thinking" variable earlier on anything below Plus, they've become really aggressive on forcing the "auto-routing" during prompt processing/before the actual inference's kicking inSad innit
>>84950704Then tell it what you want to hear, only reason people use that shite
Wanted the krauts to lose tbqhwu x
VAR check tyrants again.
>>84950718It's a fowl. Hahaha. 1-1
VAR took the goal of them KEEEEEEEEEEEK
Germany fuming.
oh I'm kekking x
>>84950676Very interesting to watch for the drama and goal retractions.
>>84950743>>84950750>>84950753You lads won't be so smug when Arreh Kane's last minute winner against DR Congo is ruled out by VAR and England go out on penalties
Decking and dividing and rolling around on the floor like faggots fucking hell.
Both sides are getting desperate now
penalty kino incoming
Penalty shootout oh aye x
>>84950700maybe i really like science-fiction anime that you've never heard of...?you can keep your football (or mainstreamball, as i like to call it).
>>84950704that might be your experience, but have you considered if others perceive it that way?
after leaving my boxroom to do a wee, i can now confirm the bed is riddled with pollen. i saw it all blow in during the wind (more than once, in fact).how the HELL does one solve this problem? my eyes are proper stinging, but i need to sleep in my bed.
Big Willies inside my petite bottom x
Missed it the plonker
new single from Macross 82-99https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWqfDAQnn6Qjust thought that was interesting x
germany? more like roundof32many LMAO
Krauts out kek
why is ig even allowed in britianhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DZYKHVaz0BK/?igsh=MXU4cjQyOGRtMWM0cg==
>>84951012Grim little tripmong
Uh oh ruby tranny has infiltrated our general
How the fuck can you miss the goal in a penalty shootout? Very suspicious.
>>84950994And here comes the manager, hey guyz, urgh, let me tell you about my struggle.Obviously in German, but I don't speak that.
>>84951012you get out of my thread
>>84951012Use yer noggin, islamists grooming. Of course it's bloodeh allowed.
Fancy me a Paraguayan Deano now x
watching cartoons. i know which one of these three pots is going to move, i reckon.
Since I'm a neet nightowl I'll be watching Netherlands v Morocco at 2am.
Big hairy Moroccan cock x
Just noticed the earlier typo in "gaslighting", meGot dang heatwave making it harder to focus/spellcheck innitX
>>84951121Don't think I've got it in me i've watched Brazil v Japan and Germany v Paraguay today that's enough football for one day
>>84951149Woke up at 5pm me. Have a comfy sleep then.
>>84951121I'm going to roll a smoke and head to bed, after smoking it.
Used to enjoy watching shitty leagues on telly like Chinese Super League, the Wapanese League (forget name) and The National League. Just pick a team and root for them. Much more fun that way, and more interesting games IMO.
i am going to bed, but not because you told me to x
Haven't posted here for over a month haven't I x
>root for themForren
>>84951251Or haven't you?
>>84951216Should watch the 4chan summer cup.
Gimmie gimmie gimmie a Morrocan after midnight x
I miss HHL. This place is dead without him.
Love this stadium in Mexico. Much better than the US ones.
>>84951507He needs locking up the disgusting nonce
>>84951563I don't know for certain but I'd say it's because the Mexican ones are mainly for footy where are american ones are multi-sport or otherwise
Best not get mongboyed I'm baked so I need a mong pass this evening.
>>84951580Why? He hasn't committed any crime. A screenshot from 2018 showing he viewed a video is nothing. He didn't share it or save it.
How long has it been since HHL has been chased off the general?
>>84951615It really does have the best views from inside. The others are too flashy with all them screens.
Remember when that poster said they liked the smell of their dad's shit? What the fuck was all that about?
forsooth I ate too much slop and now I need a pew
>>84951721I'm pretty sure that was Penis Austin
Last post of the night guard here. See you all tomorrow
Phwoar hope Holland win this. Good game so far.
Turns out that Daveigh Chase girl died of AIDS.Probably passed around as child fuckmeat for all the kikes in hollyweird. P Diddy apparently had a go on her as well.Kinda get why Hitler hated Weimar now.
Drunk off the cheap vodka
Fuck Holland eat shit
Just realized womemes are emotionally incontinent heh
>>84952644They need to be raped and killed
mental how tired i am, boxroom is still too hot to sleep, will takes weeks for it cool down properly again
>>84952644>realizedyanks OUT
Just woke up finna caffeine up. It a new day.
I wonder what jobs these women do. Probably very hard working women to afford world cup tickets.
I will never be good enough to kick a ball around for 90 minutes and attract female fans.
>>84952823What job do you have, pal?
>>84952841I can't get an easy job like women. I am unemployed and getting a job is near-impossible for me.
Looked at my teeth earlier. Just terrible. No chance I'll ever afford to fix them. Why work?
Fit Portuguese foids!
>>84952892Are your teeth asmongold tier?
Me? Only have 31 toofs left
>>84952900They're just very crooked, several missing and very yellow.
The camera cut to these foids multiple times in that match.
>>84952912>They're just very crooked, several missing and very yellow.proof?
>>84952823>>84952921holy shit im so fucking horny bros why is life so unfair i just want to have sex too like everybody else
>>84952950You can't because you are a beta male with no qualities. Those young women are Chad only.
>>84952823>>84952921>oily skinInto the trash it goes
>>84952966Im a smegma male
Thoughts on Pepsi Max?
>>84952984I don't drink the sugar jew
>>84952990What do you drink?
>>84952984Rotted my teeth beyond repair. Wouldn't recommend.
There is nothing for a low value smegma mail it seems
I drink like a fish
>>84952993Water, coffee, beer and wine
I'll never be beer belly mogged
just woke up, work in 50, slept ok but still feel knackered af me desu senpai, short shift today though so nap on the cards when i get home, it tuesday
Only had 80 beers this month. Not bad.
I'm not on tiktok I'm not a nonce
Might make a get ready with me tiktok x
>>84953209tiktok was great in the beginning when it was just 15 yr old girls dancing to music now its just goyslop
Shippy loved tiktok
Hate mongs who talk loudly in the office
Having a wank now. Why not?
Women reading erotic fiction in bed and getting a juicy engorged wet inviting tuppence then reaching under the covers to relieve their heightened sexual arousal by slipping a couple of fingers in to make a squelchy mess while rubbing their clit is what I am thinking about now and it just made me super hard
>>84953641Nice little fantasy. Now look for a job.
>>84953669Off to work now pal cheers
>>84952921>shiny skinNo thanks
>>84953032Fish do not drink. Common misconception.
Any nonce lads in today?
>>84953704Really? Didn't know that. Why not?
HHL licking my toilet clean.
Do fish poo?
Punching HHL as hard as possible
Morning morning lads just been to the doctors to have a blood test they took out 5 vials for my liver. Apparently there's something wrong with it. I hope it kills me! Kek. Hope you lot are having a good day.
>>84953710Lollers is the last nonce standing here. And we will get rid of him too. We will finish what MB started. Total nonce death.
Therapy is slapping illegitimate and nonsense diagnoses on totally reasonable reactions to living in our dogshit society and then either compelling you to get addicted to psychoactive drugs or requiring you to attend regular indoctrination sessions to conform your opinions back to the government approved orthodoxy.
>>84953782She smells like last nights leftover kebab and chips.
>>84953797You don't like kebab and chips?
Like if I tell people how I actually feel about things I get labelled as a sociopath, as an extremist, as a fucking insane weirdo, but lets compare lives and principles and morals. I don't steal, I don't cheat, I don't lie, I don't attack people, I don't commit crimes, I'm sober and calm and I work a normal job. Meanwhile the people telling me I'm a fucking insane sociopath all have some degree of shit about their lives - drug addicts, frequent arrests, a string of terrible, abusive relationships etc.If the world lived like me, not going to therapy, it would be fucking great. If the world lived like they did, doesn't matter how much fucking therapy they got it would be a thousand times worse. Sorry but fuck therapy. The people who say its the best thing and everyone should do it tend to be the ones riddled with psychoses and seemingly can never catch a break. Hmmmmm, couldn't be the results of their own actions now could it??
>>84953800I don't eat fast food, so it would be someone elses leftover kebab and chips so i'd like the idea even less.
Me? Getting gaped by a bricked up Deano x
The low self esteem mid-20s lass at the layby burger van wearing the Temu leggings that give her a mid-tier arse that the tradie customers want to tear off and then fold her up like a pretzel and abuse her for an hour and then discard her.
>>84953852What kind of food do you eat, lad?
>>84953893Mostly shit straight from Deano's and Babatunde's arseholes.
So we scared Sean off for good I reckon
Lost all track of days. Go nowhere, got no friends, got no gf, do nothing but be online
>>849538222 deep for me you turbo nutter xD
>>84953930Reckon Kelly told him it has to stop
I need a Wantu Wantu a Wantu is what I need oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk
Most girls you can tell just from talking to them that they have a rancid fucking pussy.
>>84953893easier to say i dont eat fast-food that covers it more than a long list of food i do eat. I prepare all my own meals essentially and if i had a garden or allotment i'd grow my own veg but i dont.
Is it normal to lose your appetite for food? I hate eating and it feels like a chore, how do I revitalise my appetite and enjoy food again? Everything tastes so bland
>>84953969How many vaginas have you seen/smelled IRL?
>>84953997None, but you can tell. Girls talk about it themselves with each other, they all know they stink and they're embarrassed about it. Only one in a thousand has a fresh/clean smelling pussy.
>>84953993Make tasty meals, and that will get you hungry again.
Me? Making a spam butty https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
Might make myself a bento box today. Wapanese style x
>>84954055A fun day of crafting?
>>84954001Do you think you'll ever see/smell a vagina IRL?
>>84953945Probs or he'd be evicted from the HMO for them hate crimes
>>84954055Me? Might buy one
>>84954105Nobody actually reported him
>>84954114That's a shame but how would you know
Might get that dragon dildo out of the cupboard and give myself a good old stretch xx
>>84954114Somebody sent a email to the spacker football coach I think
Bantu box
>>84954142There is no proof he actually sent it
>>84954147Just the guys email being nuked off the spacker footy team fb page hours after anon said he did lmao
Bantu box from Adebayo and a Wappati from Yousef
Just had one of these. It was fucking crap. The full thing under the chocolate was covered in this cherry jam shite. Awful. Really sickly as well 3/10
>>84954165Hate to say it lad, but what were you expecting?
>>84954186Don't really know. A dark cherry with chocolate magnum I guess, mum came home with it just now.
>>84954202>mum came home with it just now.i miss this happening to me
When my parents got divorced i did 90% of the shopping for like 3 years, mum was a bit useless. Ofc she'd scream at me if i got the wrong brand of marg or whatever.
>>84954211is she disabled or something ?
>>84954212No , but i am, car accident at 15, walk with a limp and i also have McArdle disease (limbs feel like lead during mild activity)But you know, mother is always right....!
>>84954225Sounds like you had a bad mum there lad, sorry. I really do feel lucky that my parents were as good as they were.
>>84954225im sorry for how you were treated lad as for your mum theres probably something going on, people are normally more empathetic than that
dirty talk with ebin
>>84954233imagine that helium voice saying anything sexy lmao
>>84954225Better kill yourself then hadn't you
>>84954230>>84954231She's ok generally but when it comes to anything she thinks she can be in charge of she goes mental, she had like 6 brothers and never got to get her opinion listened too ever.. Went alkie for 20 years later on then i got her into rehab and to be fair she's a year sober.>>84954241After you lad.
Going round Deanos in a bit to watch the wooty. He got that BDSM dungeon on tap. Get me strapped to that sex swing oh fucking aye xx
>>84954243>never got to get her opinion listened too ever.. Went alkiei know that feel
Mornin' de lads. It Tuesday x
not really morning anymore desu
>>84954261Well actually there's 32 mins left of the morning so it is. Learn how to tell the time
does anyone have the video where SSM explains his political beliefs i dont want to go through his youtube channel
>>84954266>11:29:16>32 mins leftWhy were you lying?
>>84954271Why are you interested in his political beliefs?
mate A told me you're not meant to just eat chia seeds, and that eating them dry means they absorb the water in your bowels and can cause problems. people have died. internet confirms.i can confirm i have woken up with some pretty heavy constipation. still, nothing some senna won't sort out.
>>84954289before he didnt care about boat migrant but he does now and i'd like to know why just out of interest
>>84954297rest in peace mate
>>84954297When you go to the toilet, it'll be like firing a gatling gun.
>>84954251morning rother
does anyone have a video where SSM explains his religious beliefs i dont want to go through his youtube channel
>>84954320he's very spiritual, whisky, vodka, he loves them all
>>84954336Not him but, noice.
>>84954271I believe he's a retarded reform boomer who gets his daily news from Facebook, Tommy Robinson and GBnews.
>>84954396Are private jets ethical?
>>84954396it alleviates human suffering. like those prositutes on the NHS or heroin (in moderation)
Love a bit of karaoke on a Tuesday xI can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
Didn't see what 396 posted, what did he say?
>>84954461he was asking if (harmless topic) is ethical, to attract>i think it is ethicalreplies. at which point, he deleted his post, leaving only discussions defending the mystery subject as 'ethical'.he's quite a cunning fellow.
>>84954412Loving these tunes lid they lush x
hope all lads doing well and enjoying the cooler weather this week x
>>84954468i didnt mean to delete it, it was an accident
>>84954507HMP Wakey would knock some sense into you.
>>84954561that's Passy, not Lollers.NEITHER are pederasts, so knock that off.
>>84954569I don't care lad
>>84954586why do you want to send innocent mans to prison???
Paddling pool stinks of piss even though I emptied it. Not rite x
>>84954590Lollers is far from an innocent mans
back homes nows x
My youtube account is 20 years old, fuck me. Older than some of you lot.I missed the old stats page that used to keep track of total videos viewed across all time. Mine must be at least a million now, surely.
RENEWABLE ENERGY BEING SCRAPPED FOR DEFENSECONSERVATIVES SAY TOO LITTLE TOO LATEWELL THEY HAVE TO BE CONTRARIAN DON'T THEY?
>>84954682same lid , may 2006
Why does everyone keep saying the threat from Russia is real whenever Ukraine are currently battering them?
Imagine good growth in every postcode. You'll have to.
>>84954688Yep same lol, my birthday is in May and that's the day I made it, won't say how old I was though, keeping it private x
Deleted my Google account years ago. Fuck Google.
>>84954709You're a cool dude aren't you big lad? Too cool for school! Bet you shagged a teacher, didn't you? A proper MILF hunter.
No google, no microslop, no facebook.
Me? When I want to know something, I just ask me racist inbred uncle on Facebook. He's my Google, my Wikipedia, and my lover.
Love wanking over the women's tennis. It lush.
Fink I'm the CEO of BWCX
Garn lids get on that karaoke with me xDon't you know I'm still getting bummed better than I ever didLooking like a gaped batty, feeling like a spasticI'm still bottom after all this timePicking up the pieces of my life without you on my mindI'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
MY INNARDS ARE EMPTYING VERY SLOWLYTHIS HAS BEEN A 2 HOUR PROCESS (so far)
> Late Passenger Tries to Force His Way Through TSA Checkpoint Good luck with that, mate! Bodycam kino incoming.
Some kind of super nonce
>>84954879That came up in my recommended as well recently.
>Refugees would be told to repay around 10,000 GBP under new asylum billWe so fucking back labour bros!
>>84954977anything but kick the cunts out eh?
>>84954977Literally anything other than getting rid of them.
Garn on the drinks in 45
What happens when they don't pay? Send in the heavies?
>>84955045>you owe 4k>FUCK YOU BLODDY BASTARD NO PAY>35 identical cousins appear>A "tense" situation for the next 20 minutes>they threaten to take everything in the shop>"Ok ok i pay now"Any new episodes with some boogalooing? always act like they are about to go ape shit then instantly fold when they attempt to take the fridges or some shit kek
Back from muh first MS pilates sesh. It was ok, but will take a few times to get the movement right.Age range of participants? MILF to GILF age, there was me and another guy there, think I might have said woah (due to tall blonde attractiveness) when 1 of the MILFs said hello to me.Good fun, will attend more.
>>84955045Ooo this reminds me, need to contact some faggot who took me to court,
Imagine spunking at it
Twerking on Deanos lap x
internet bill was reversed due to lack of funds, get in. i have earned over a fiver doing my surveys, so now i can 'cash out'. it is stuck in processing, however. but i'll get that to my PayPal account, then to my bank account, and that's 5 quid worth of food shopping in <72 hours.we are on the comebackgrind, friends.
>>84955146If ya like it then ya shoulda flung ya spunk at it.
>>84955233When are you going to get cut off from the internet now then?
>>84955233>tee hee in 3 days ill have 5 whole quid to my nameLad go out and get some gainful employment fuck me
>>84955275Normally I'd report hookup posts like this, but you're trying to help him find gaynfull employment, so I suppose I'll allow it.How cheap is yer bumhole anon?
>>84955254i'm guessing the next step is i receive an email or letter. by the time whatever warnings pass, it'll be after the 9th, i can pay it with my PIP.i don't know how much mobile data i have now. nowadays you can plug your phone into your desktop and use its internet, corrr. i'd have to avoid videos and so on, but i'd be safe to text people and do the essentials.>>84955275i did some EETing. not for me.
First jar of the day down the hatch
wish i was a manager at cex. they always hire the pengest alt girls
>>84955342how do they get away with this?
>>84955342I've applied multiple times and been rejected
showered last night at midnight. unshaven, but what can you do. i reckon that's more than enough hygiene to head out with my 82 pence and buy a chocolate bar.first time going outside without drugs, wish me luck!
>>84955371Pop a paracetemol in yer pocket, also why not go buy some vegetables?
Get me some Doctor Congo cock right nows xx
Remember Congo George?
>>84955471>Remember Congo George?Yep.
>>84955381With 82 pence? That's one pack of radish if you're lucky, and no chocolate bar.
>>84955557Why buy a pack, just buy the smallest ones of a few kinds, could have a feast, atomic shrimp style.
Balding nonces use britfeel to communicate with each other
Canny wait for the ivory woast match love me a bit of Diomande proper sexy he is x
>>84955604The eagle flies above the chicken coop, but the wise fox watches from afar.
>>84955604This seems like a GCHQ operative with a secret hidden message.
>>84955633What about Deano mate. Swear you cheat on him every other day.
Not even 5 posts in half an hour. Grim.
Did the sunbathing while reading a book gimmick and got mad sunburn didn't I? It not lushington. Think that is that for me this summer innit, no more spending time in the sun I reckon.
Get to THAT wokkle bank x
omw back now.no radishes. no chocolate bar. BUT a lovely packet of cookies.
>>84955342>pengestbrav stop
>>84955340>jar of spunkHuehehehe u gay
Wonder if Deano will let me use his LLM again x
>>84955915Large LOVE Machine?
>>84955880Very, and I do mean very, lush my leeed
4chan not doing transparent PNG thumbnails the right colourDesuarchive all in italics, for some reasonthe very fabric of the internet is crumbling
Home made burgers tonight my nibbas.>we got that butter>we got that beef & pork mince>we got that maple syrup>we got that panko bread>we got them eggs>we got that salt and pepper>we got that sprinkling of oregano>we got them onions>we got that brown sugar>we got that rice vinegar>we got that cheddar cheeseKINEEEELLLLL
back at the gaff now.>>84955951don't tell the apus, but i also got 1 pint (568 ml) of milk. i am drinking something that IS NOT WATER and it is lush indeed>>84956000sounds fine. decent, even!
>>84956024That looks positively GRIM
>>84956032>Each cookie contains>51kcalpal, this is ASTRONAUT FOOD. it's heckin science in a packet.
Wops hairy unwashed arsehole on your face
Getting well into sisters of mercy right now. Wish I was young again in a cool city so I could smash fit goth chicks. Alas, no longer.
>>84956084based, they're a good band i slept on as an actual teenager. hadn't even heard of them.all three albums are quality. mad they just stopped there.
Wops hairy unwashed post beer shit arsehole on your face
Wonder what he's like out on the lash
>>84956155honestly, just let this lad have all the booze he wants. maybe he kicks off or something, but it doesn't sound like he can do much. just keep him sedated with the devil's juice and audya games.
>>84956155His mother loves him while yours tolerates you
Where is everybody? Why are there no posts?
>>84956278Everyone is out getting pussy... but not us two
>>84956278Sorry. I was having a depression nap I just don't care anymore
>>84956302Based HHL pls come back
>>84956278i was just in the kitchen, polishing off a packet of cookies.really wish i had some pop tbdesu.
>>84956323Fuck that nonce
Black sprog? Couldn't be Britnormie.
>>84956323Helper went back to his home planet. You know, THAT planet.
Passy on a mad ones x
>>84956115Imagine bumming it
Gimmie gimmie gimmie an Congolese Deano after midnight x
>>84956178Wonder what porn this big lad watches
by my calculations, your 4chan Pass fee could have bought you 34 packets of cookies. or half a gram of cocaine.
Kissing it and sniffing it and licking it and sucking it and fucking it and slurping and burping on it and
>>84956459i remember that advert!
I need a Diomande in my life x
IAM THINKING IT'S A SIGNTHAT THE FRECKLES IN OUR EYES ARE MIRROR IMAGES AND WHEN WE KISS THEY'RE PERFECTLY ALIGNEDAND I HAVE TO SPECULATETHAT G*D HIMSELF DID MAKE US INTO CORRESPONDING SHAPESLIKE PUZZLE PIECES FROM THE CLAY
Get me that Africanised Norwegian right nows x
anybody see lock stock and two barrel? "if milk sour i am not the pussy"
>>84956735Planks of wood, I'm working with fucking planks of wood.
informs the apus wumphrey smith has died
>>84956795i didn't know who this fella was, and i was one of them CAMRA nerds.but R.I.P. to anyone who contributed to our beer. we see now how it could have been worse x
Welper straining to hold in the twenty two litres of Bantu semen in his rectum, his confident sashay turns into an awkward duck walk as he holds his stomach in agony. The webab wrap in a plastic bag falls to the floor as the pressure builds to an unbearable level. He yells 'FUAAAAAARRRKKIN HELL ME BATTY GONNA BURST' as he leans forward then doubles over in pain. A disgusting and drawn out SQUEEELCHCHHHPRPRPPPPPOPSPLOOSSSGGHHH echoes down the street as both of his arsecheeks explode, shredding his overfilled Pampers nappy and sending his Bolton Butt Lifted implants in different directions. A pressurised jet of shit, blood and semen the texture of cottage cheese erupts from his tortured arsehole - projecting him into the air with a foetid blast and into the next postcode.
>>84956856Phwoar and that is lush x
Shitted myself after Deano went in a bit deep earlier x
how do you keep this up, man
>>84957080The first person to be corrupted by the Bumsesh was Helperlad. In tears. He was the best of us.
>>84957100HelperLad has a girlfriend.
>>84957111HelperLad IS the girlfriend.
>>84956856>Bolton Butt Lifted implantsFuaaaaaaaaaaaarkin hell haha
>>84957111He also said THAT address was wrong but that turned out to be a lie didn't it :/
>>84957130>that turned out to be a lie didn't itno :/
>>84957143Trip on then sean lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM>Erasure - Always
Diomande will you be mine x
>>84957130He had to email them to take it off the website kekkinghams
Getting baked again just had some noodles
Welper ordering a triple Battered Batty with a Bantu glaze and one Bellend Box Meal from Grindr EATS x
>>84957193where were you when an anon was on about buying a bento box?
>>84957130It lush he got doxxed x
Ivorian Deanos battering welpers bottom tonight
Belpers big bulbous botty being bummed by big black Bantus
>TFW, chatting AT (keyword) an murrican lass on a dayz server, as it has pokemon stuff, and she was unpacking some booster pack, and I jokingly said I collect pidgey, and pickfuckenrel. Got a digital copy and IRL. Might also have spent 5min shouting at her about pidgey and rambled on about muh binder and how I HAVE THAT CARD IRL and blahblahblah, you know how it is. Luckily she's murrican and I chat fast when something I like and have a thick yorkshire accent, so I think she gave up on reality several times.Bloodeh do have it as well. Not OG, base set 2 (I don't have a clue what that means).
stay dench or get frimponged x
Bring back Big Black Babatunde's botty battering bulldozer
If I had a man like Tchouameni in my life I'd have never been on benefits x
Beastly Bulging Brown Bum Bifurcators Besieging Belpers Bumcrease
>>84957354Corr American tuppence
Belpers bubbling black and blue bulbous bouncing bratty botty bum bum being battered by big beautiful bullish black and brown Bantus
>in hospital a couple of years ago>nurse looks at me and goes, 'do you like Pokemon cards?'>'no.'>conversation endsblew my chance at a conversation, didn't i. bugger all else to do when you're stuck waiting for 10+ hours these days.
>>84955471Nubs stopped replying to my emails desu
>>84949047think i might be prediabetic lads
Surly Sub-Saharans steamrolling Sean's secret spot swiftly
Suckling on Wops' teat
Terribly turgid tanned todgers tearing Telpers tushy
>>84957541Wops 100% does anal like a fiend
Welper wanking Wamugundas willy
>Shakespeare's most enduring tragedy is reimagined in a bold, modern adaptation set within London's elite South Asian community. When Hamlet (Riz Ahmed) returns for his father's funeral, he is stunned to discover his uncle Claudius is marrying his newly widowed mother. Visited by his father's ghost, Hamlet learns his brutal murder was at the hands of Claudius -- and spirals into a quest for vengeance that exposes the rot at the heart of the family's empire and threatens his own sanity. wat. wasn't even aware this came out a few months ago.(i like 'Shakespeare, but gimmick' and Riz Ahmed so DON'T EVEN START)
>>84957582So that's how they get cousin brothers
>>84957582Haven't seen that one, looks like typical gimmick shite. Hamnet, however, was exceptionally good, I'll say that much.
>>84957610corrr sounds Shakespeare-in-Love-esque.torrenting now.
>>84957622>corrr sounds Shakespeare-in-Love-esque.It's not at all, it's a dead serious drama, but it's fucking so good. Had tears in my eyes for good chunks of it.
Shakespeare bored the bollocks off me in secondary school
>>84957647That's fine, personally I don't think schooling should be compulsory, there's very obviously some who want education and benefit from it and those who don't and I see no benefit to forcing the two cohorts together for a decade.
How much do DWP care about cash withdrawals? Let's say I'm always under 6k but sometimes withdraw 1k, would thy care?
>>84957697Only wrong'uns keep large sums of cash on hand
>>84957697They probably would care, trick is to take it out as cashback x
>>84957639cheers for the rec friend. i've decided to watch a few in chronological order. skipped right over the Kenneth Branagh one, starting with the 2000 moody 'whatever, man...' one (i hope).
>>84957697Yes you aren't the first person to try to scam them that way and you won't be the last. You should honestly neck yourself if you don't need the bennies but claim them anyway.
>>84957697they don't care at a-->sometimes withdraw 1koh you dumb motherfucker.
>>84957734Interesting. So it doesn't show as cashback on the statement? Just "Rajeev's Mini Mart?">>84957723Not that I am trying to do this but the savings limits are one of the dumbest policies in the country. They literally incentivise people to stay on benefits. If it was 30k or something you could at least invest or start a business or something. Can't do fuck all with 6k
>>84957462And I look like this in game, so ya know she be dripping. This handsome chap AND he loves pokemon (collecting).Late reply, sorry.
Eating out Deanos sweat ridden arse after his session at Pure Gym x
>>84957752The rule is that you can't deprive yourself of capital. If you never had it in the first place how can you deprive yourself of it? I never had more than 6k. >>84957772Cash helps me budget.
>>84957697Yes what you're doing is called deprivation of assets and is considered fraud. If you ever get one of those reviews where you have to hand over your bank statements you'll be in a world of shit.
Okey dokey, new one is up>>84957831>>84957831>>84957831
>>84957835Still got another 11 more posts! Sorry!
>>84957821See >>84957804 I thought this only applied if I already had capital i.e having 20k and spending 5k. I just take out cash to spend on bills and stuff. So long as I have receipts it's fine right?
>>8495784020 now.was someone banneded???
