Haha, he's just like me edition
>>84957821>download pdfs of bank statements>edit in GIMP to omit the assets>send to DWPwhat am I missing here?
>>84957831Wigan Burnham
There's a new fucking horror in the headlines every single fucking day.Please just end this shit.
Don't you know I'm still getting bummed better than I ever didLooking like a gaped batty, feeling like a spasticI'm still bottom after all this timePicking up the pieces of my life without you on my mindI'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2sAnd that is how it should be xx
>>84957846Now that's just fraud. I'm not doing that. I've done nothing wrong, I just prefer to use cash.
>>84957846No idea what GIMP is. But you have to directly upload your statements to the universal credit website and I think they can check to see if it's been altered in any way.
>>84957857Warra choon little lid x
>>84957846GL with that mate
>>84957866Gnu Image Processor or something like that. It's a FOSS version of Photoshop. Yeah that guy is dumb, I'm not doing that.
>>84957850If you have the receipts then yes it should be fine. Which they may ask for. You'd be fucked if they found out you have been putting it in another account they don't know about or investing it in something like gold Krugerrands like somebody here admitted to doing kek
Hard to disagree with this image desu
>GIMPdo not trust those furries. imagine making software for use in education, and THIS is what assaults school pupils' eyes when they load it. children.
Bumming Harry Kane in thr locker room at half time
>>84957946marine biologists, qrd?
>>84957896Okay thanks.I have all my receipts for gas, electric, rent etc.
Welper wearing a full gimp suit
Bantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to Carlisle On his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
>>84957837Crossy would have loved this thread.
Crossy in church with his catboy ears on and buttplug tail in
>>84958036Gu on little lad sing it louder for the lids at the back x
Dragging Crossy into the confession box and having my way with him
Love my Deano I do xYou were Deano you were throwing pebblesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
>>84958102i saw a catperson earlier.i could barely see. but i'm sure it was a catperson. just in some pink anime hoodie with the cat ears.or maybe it was just someone with headphones who'd been to the gym, and my vision was blurry due to hayfever + being outside. but i'm 60% sure it was a catperson.
Might have a solero. After all. Why not?
Talking at an murrican lass before, then see another player and start waffling on about how I love their car, only another murrican lass.Corr. Rizzin n snizzinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeNjhglXm6w
Anyone watching the Bantuball at 10?
>>84958181>France v SwedenCount the Bantu's for us lad
>>84958194The games not even started and I know there's at least 11 from France not sure about Sweden though.
>>84958181What I never understand is why are black people good at football and running but not cycling?
>>84958165>Why not?not sunnytoo late in daysugar/calories
>>84958242that is RACIALIST
Me and Deano on the karaoke tonights xhttps://youtu.be/m-JG6T-EMTo
>>84958181Sweden will lose badly I reckon
>>84958299France is the way better team, I think they will win it again.
>>84958299oh my.did someone cast 'Animate Statue' on an Adonis?
4chan racism is so pathetic. Nerdy shut-ins pretending they're hard men
Mbappe's brapping bussy
>age 20OH FUDGEJUST GOT A x2 SIN POINTS MULTIPLIER
Unlucky little lad x
RUN BABY RUNDON'T EVER LOOK BACKTHEY'LL TEAR US APART IF YOU GIVE THEM THE CHANCEDON'T SELL YOUR HEART, DON'T SAY WE'RE NOT MEANT TO BERUN BABY RUN, FOREVER WE'LL BEYOU AND ME
>>849583574channers in 2026 are basically all republican pearl clutching paranoid soccer moms. Actually lame. I miss when this site didn't take itself so seriously.
>>84958484I bet Kirby gives good blowies. What do you think he turns into after swallowing a load?
>>84958492Kirby is not for sexing
Mbappe couldn't score even if the goal was the size of my gaped batty x
>>84958485>republican pearl clutching paranoid soccer moms.in English, doc.
Bored of the football now
>>84958523they should add gimmicks besides drones.multiball, or something.
Proper world cup choon this. Back when the world wasn't so fucked up. https://youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME
>time travel to the 1966 FIFA World Cup final>they don't even play 'Three Lions' at the end
Sexy women bereft of clothing.
>>84958496Kek. Bet he has a right squishy arsehole too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9-erfd5hxI>your anarcho-pop choon 'ironically' becomes a real football song>you 'ironically' become richhmms.........
Get me Mbappe at the wokkle bank right fucking nows x
>>84958595Talk about having your cake and eating it chumbawumba churned out 2 major World Cup hits in the 90s.
>>84958541I raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGtWWb9emYI
>>84958612might you garn Mbappie's later?
>tfw 4chan eats your spoiler tags>(or maybe you typed them wrong ydk)
Just discovered rubicon oh it's lush where as this been all my life?
can't blame the caffeine for my posts.sorry /britfeel/. cutting it right down x
Looks like our surstromming friends are going home tonight x
We all have a bit of Bantu inside each and every one of us x
>>84958823Belper has about 13 inches in him right now x
Garn beddinghams soon. Deanos staying down to play wifa x
swedish fail
>Bolshevikipedia trannies brigading the Citizen Kinolante article and claiming "hurr only conservachuds liked it" in the leade>Meanwhile it's got a 95% audience score on rotten tomatoesThe chutzpah of it innit
>>84958990it's the gremlins ladthey've wormed their way into the highest levels of Wikipedia
IT JUST TAKES SOME TIMELITTLE GIRL, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDEEVERYTHING, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINEEVERYTHING, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
>oooh look at me i'm a dad, i have relatable dad issues, what a dad i am to my dad-childrenshut up Buckley FINISH THE ETHAN & NICOLE STORYLINE
Might get Julius on the blower tomorrow and see if he wants to come wokkle bank x
new character just dropped.....?
AND WILL YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDSYOU'VE GOT YOUR GUN TO MY HEAD?THIS SONG WAS ONLY MEANT FOR DEACONTHIS SONG WAS ONLY MEANT FOR DEACONLET'S GO
midnight sober feels
Bumming Crossy until hes a quivering crying mess
buncha homosexers ITT
Hope Julius remembers his shoes this time x
Last match was boring. It's over for Sweden.
I was almost about to cum earlier and then I lost my mojo. Horrible feel. I realise I masturbate because I'm bored and have nothing else going on in my life. I wish there were something to go outside for.
>>84959521Get yourself down to hyde park and smoke some weed with some honeys.
>Your energy prices are going up on 1st July 2026.s-submitting my readings at 1am means i'll get the tariff BEFORE the increase, r-right? ;__;
>page 9buh-bye breadberg.
Somewhere in Europe chillin
>page 1wb breadberg.
>>84960548Cutting it a bit close at page 9. Thank you for saving the thread
>>84960690it's not me you should be thanking
Sorry I don't watch football
belpers beaten batty barfing bumbroth
I think in the coming years there will be more empathy and compassion for non offending paedophiles who are attracted to children but choose not to act on their urges and don't sexually abuse children. Bare in mind that paedophilia is a thought, not an act, and you don't choose who you're attracted to. Non offending paedophiles don't deserve to be hated purely for an attraction that's outside they're control if they haven't abused kids or watched cp.
Belpers big botty bouncing up and down being bummed by a big black Bantu
>>84961021Belper trying to justify watching THAT video again..
two overworked and underpaid female rozzers trying and failing to pull a frenzied twink with a white smear under his nose out of the bottlebank after reports of a giraffe soliciting sex outside morrisons
might garn turkey for my next holiday
>>84961191Might bump in to ruthtoad
Quite think I've had enough of living.The only thing I have going on in my life is getting to talk to a counselor once a week, and I pay 50 quid for the privilege.People should pay attention to me all of the time, for free.
>>84961208i read all your posts, lad x
>>84957831Nobody else is in the bar.
>>84961324British pub culture is dying
>>84961236It's not enough, I'm afraid.
>>84961342No real surprise. They're boring depressing holes for misery guts boomers, and they aint even got Playstation.
byncj of fucking useles wasters yu all are
>>84961427Have another drink, loser
ugh so im tired but the show must go on, getting ready for work now
>>84961449not drunk. I'm lying on my back typing.
Toilberg texting me asking if I want to take next week off on annual leave. I don't really want to take next week off as I've just been off and want to spread it out a bit more.Do you think they're asking me to take next week off cause they have too many people on shift OR because I have too many holiday hours left and need to get them booked? If it's the latter I'll just text back saying "NO however I will submit a request for a week off some other time".Thank you for your help in this matter I have autism.
>>84961553In either case, they are your holidays to take when you want them and not when your employer suggests you take them.
Does anyone know any house clearance shops / massive messy hoarding charity shops around south Yorkshire? I went to ace house clearances in Kettering last year and I've got an itch to look through piles of shit for old hifi equipment
>>84961570Thank you this makes me feel a lot better. I think I will text back saying I'd rather work next week (the truth) but also say that I'd planned to take a week off in October and that I'll put that request in so as to get and unused hours booked in.
riding a wave of depression ever since they switched of the hadron collider.
>>84961570>>84961580Manager text me back saying "OK no worries :)"
thrown som spam in me air fryer ent I? Not bad.
Sexless posts are not shallowed.
wokey and wooze and womalian cock not quite cutting it for welper anymore so he sticks his little apple bottom in the exotics detector of the large hadron collider ready for some massive dark particles travelling at relativistic speeds
>Millions set to leave work early to cheer England on against DR Congo in first World Cup knockout match while sinking 3.5m GALLONS of beerWe living good today wagies
>>84961927Hope congo wins
Want to insert my erect penis into a woman's arsehole
I hope are wogs beat there wogs
>>84961959What are the (knee) benders up to? Any virtuous causes they are promoting today?
This goes out to mi mate anon that mentions IT all the time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1704QRKh4
Me? Don't even watch footy
Sean genuinely torn between supporting the wogs on the English team or the wogs on the Congolese team. His mind racing at the thought of the damage either could do to his botty.
Mental how a literally, unironically disabled lad here gets abused and made fun of
>>84962011everyone here is disabled by that standard
>>84962011Who are you on about? To me it isn't clear.
>>84962050CLEARLY you are fartpissanonI recognise the writing style
Hey anon, my parents away for a few days.. would you mind keeping me company? I get so lonely and horny..
>>84962063>Hey anon, my parents away for a few days.. would you mind keeping me company? I get so lonely and horny..*kills you and eats yer tits*
Doctor Congo is winning the world cup
>>84962092I thought it was where they lived, congo drive?
Doctor Mongo is winning the thread (every day)
1st monster energy dwink of the day down the hatch
Any mong doing dry jewlie?
Is dr of congo a doctor whose surname is congo or a guy with a phd studying the congo?
just did done another bad financial decision, kill me
How can I convince a co-worker to give me a handjob?
>>84962140With moneis
>>84962140offer him one first
>>84962119Way too hot to not drink in July. Best do dry November together with No Nut November.
Me? Dry january but im allowed to use drugs/meds
these slags will tell you about the dubai sunroof but not the dubai strapon gangbang because they all sign ndas for that
>>84962219>I'M AN INFLUENCERNo yer a rent a THOT.
Wantu Willy up my bum oh aye oh aye x
Get me Doctor Congo and Bantufied Wapenese GK to the wokkle bank this fucking instant x
Gonna hit 27 on saturday, kinell
doctor congos cock feels bigger on the inside
>>84962250Fuck sake, I just took the winter bedding off for the heatwave, now we're getting an arctic blast. MET office gone mental, desu.
>>84962250You're probably the youngest lad here. Almost everybody here is 30+.
>"The UK cannot air con its way out of a heatwave"That is literally what every single country that has money and hot weather does. I can't fucking stand these cunts.
>>8496230629, me. 30 in December.
>>84962245Julius update my laaaaaaaaaaaaaad?
/middleagefeel/
>>84962337you aint properly middle aged until you're like 45. Fuck it. Be a manchild for a few more years. Buy an overpriced figurine, and try to learn guitar again.
>>84962311its the same shit when we have more than a millimetre of snowthis cunt cant do anything
Middle age starts at 50. I'll be a manchild until then.
>No, you can't have air con in the summer>No, you can't have heating in the winterThere's no principled reason why they oppose any of this, fundamentally they just think that British people deserve to suffer as some kind of perverse justice for perceived historical and racial grievances.
All of the pissing and moaning about climate change just annoys me, because no one is ever willing to say "let's have less houses and more trees then".What did you think fighting climate change looked like? Conferences and vibes?Why did the whole idea to have like tanks of algae on street corners and rooftops never take off anyway? Too much of a good and workable idea? Not enough of a pointless money sink?
burning tires in my backyard every day they dont build more rigs in the north sea
>>84962311>>84962364Urm..Excuse me.. Think of the billionaire class with their private jets. You're so selfish, also stop drinking water they need them for their data centres
>>84962364They're all too pussy to shout at China and India, so we have to take the punishment, because we don't call them racists when they attack us.
Wantu boys are back in town xAnd that is how it should be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
there was some global conference a while back where all the countries were gonna discuss reparations for climate change for poorer nations and it turned into one of the biggest gibsmedats in history with some african shithole demanding hundreds of billions in cash no questions asked
Climate bollocks is thoroughly tied in with the anti-prosperity bollocks. Degrowth. Deindustrialisation. All nonsense. Imagine a Britain with the infrastructure of Shanghai and a population of 50 million British people. It would be quite literally the best country on the planet.Instead we get endless lectures about how we need to stop consuming and using so much and stop building shit and stop drinking coffee and stop and stop driving cars and stop using air con and stop expecting warm homes in the winter and basically just stop doing anything that translates to a decent quality of life. Then the government comes along and enacts policy to achieve it. A government that hates its own people.
climate change is caused by all the hot takes in this thread
>>84962386whooaa whoooa lets have a bum
>Selfish Brits with their air conditioning units ITS KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT. What is that? Data centres for AI? No.. No..No..It's not us you see it's YOU. We aren't the problem it's YOU. You're in OUR a playground gobbling up OUR resources, you'll just have to suffer in your homes while we pump out billions of tonnes of emissions to make us profit!
Still not convinced that anthropogenic climate change is real, or that anything proposed to "solve" it would achieve anything desirable or be effective.>>84962397You know that the retards saying we shouldn't have air con are exactly the same retards saying we should 'ban' data centres. Just utter dribbling cretins.
me? don't mind climate change, who doesn't like warm weather?
>eject a few million uninvited people from Britain >bulldoze now unnecessary housing>plant new forests>invest in nuclear>throw as many sanctions and tariffs as you can on the rest of the world until they clean their shit up>stop blocking all of the miracle tech, like those water powered cars you hear about once every ten years before someone mysteriously shoots themselves in the back of the head>plaster high-rise buildings with mossWooooooowwwww. this is so haaaaaarrrrddd.
Order me some forren slop last night. That bastard made me have a fiery shite.Going to look for the cook, and start a fite.
>>84962404whats your opinion on expensive food and climate refugees?
>>84962412Give em a solero, and tell em we're full
I'll turn off my portable air conditioning unit when the billionaire class turn off their private jets until then fuck off ta x
>>84957856>hur dur the news is le badStop consuming the news, thickoHow is this not really fucking obvious?
>>84958485corr love a good milf mummymight have a wank about that now CORRR
>The problem isn't that there's visceral levels of decline into a low-trust violent non-functioning country, the problem is that you're realising it!Fuck off mate
if ur watching the football ur not a robotergo gtfothank u for ur attention in this matter
Innocent disabled lad bullied out of britfeel, it not rite x
>>84962433simpl as init?
Fucking hell lads, looking at flats in Bangkok it's fucking insane. Like genuinely nice places, en-suite, modern design, kitchen, living area, full air con, comes with white goods, right slap bang in the centre of the city, close to the trainlines/airport, walking distance to everything you want......450 quid a month, bills included. And that's to live in a modern city with low crime, cheap utilities and every amenity you could want.We live in a fake country.
Julius the shoeless is meeting me at THAT wokkle bank x
>>84962441You missed out Paedo in the description
doctor congos bottle bank is bigger on the inside
>he hasn't realised it's the establishment and their propaganda pets pushing fear and division on the country.And we have the far left pinkshirts being allowed to do what they want, protected by the establishment as well.Woo, yeah, DEMOCRACY \o/
>the paki rape gangs racially targetting white school girls isn't causing division, but noticing it and talking about it is!You know, I think I actually want some division right about now. If asylum seekers stabbing Brits to death with screwdrivers for no reason is "integration" then division seems to be the cure quite frankly.
You know what would be a good idea? Giving an extra 1-2 million low wage, low skill, semi-literate, culturally alien foreigners full access to the welfare system. There's literally no way that could backfire.
>>84962486Weird how the government and propaganda channels aren't calling it a racially motivated crime.
>>84962492And that IS lush, oh aye x
>>84962493Got to manage those "community tensions", innit? Thank goodness Nazir Afzal was on the case with the CPS!
>>84962500Bit weird how these racial nepobabies protect their own kind.
are nhs needs nurses, you gonna end media studies degrees and put all these native women through nursing school huh? safer to hire ubugnawanka me thinks.
Attempt change? Nah, ill bitch and moan online like a nutless wench. Yep.
>Unless you go out on the street and throw bins at police to get your face on a blacklist and potentially arrested and your life destroyed you are useless. REAL MEN throw their lives away for no reason!
No shoes KFC mudhut horde nogs
>>84962492Sean is somewhere in this graph
The future is Bantu x
Current status of Starmer's 'EU reset':>British taxpayers subsidising foreign students>Allowing the EU to set energy costs in Britain >Letting the EU regulate food standards on British farms and in British shops>Giving British people's money to the EU's own recovery fundsIn more civilised times this would rightly be considered treasonous behaviour.
Scrap them immigration reforms and keep all them Wantus here and on tap for my batty crease x
>>84962522No he's not, that graph is just for people with ILR and only for claiming UC. It omits British nationals and other types of bennies.
>>84962523This is facts right here
>>84962528Oh yes he is
>>84962514And the frauditors shouting DON'T COVER YER FACE. While filming everything, and seemingly being a bit of an agent provocateur.
My willy in a woman's mouth and then fanny
>>84962546This is great, ngl, but I do have a soft spot for also putting my willy in a woman's bottom from time to time oh aye x
>>84962525>In more civilised timesThe left and their pinkshirt militia make it impossible for a common sense right approach to be feasible. They'd rather have racial tensions and civil war than let a genuine right wing party take control.
>>84962549Youve never done this and youll never will
The fallout from George Floyd is simply unbelievable. Instead of just getting on with things, HM Treasury decided that it needed to 'take action' for some reason in the wake of Floyd and BLM riots and decided the best way to do that would be to scrap the numerical reasoning part of its graduate scheme because it discriminated against non-white people.So now we an economics and finance ministry which doesn't require people joining it to be good at mathematics, because too many white people were being hired. Says a lot really.
Someone needs to tell Burnham that 75% of the country does not live in the North of England. What's more, it's also probably best to tell him that the reason everything is shit and nobody likes the government isn't the location of its main offices, but the policies it is enacting.
Wigan Burnham x
>>84962577The North is the spiritual heart of England.
>>84962442Exactly. Stop news. Move past the same 5 or so websites/platforms you inhabit each day, and do something more with your life. Especially this fucking shitpit site, there's nothing of value here at all.
have the shits, might have to call in sick x
Prime Mongister moar like amiriteXD
>>84962585i was mocking you
>leave this shithole website, nothing good here, you'll wither into a husk, it's terrible for you and everyone will bring you down>hmm? no, I'm still here all day every day, why do you ask?
>>84962446Wonder if they take UC
young fanny and me
So, how long do you think it will take Burny Burnham to put his foot in it?Kier had about a week before Southport happened, and everyone has hated him since.
doctor congos bottle bank time machine where you stick your head and arms in and lap at the dregs and wake up 12 hours into the future with a sore bumhole
Andy Bumham
>>84962627andy is a much better media manipulator so even if somthing does happen i think he can deal with it
Shoeless Julius wedging me in such a way that I am unable to thrash myself free from my wokkle bank cage as he ravages my bottom like a sex starved Wantu tribesmen x
>>84962661Cameron fucked a pig but andy bums ham
>>84962627None of the problems that made Starmer unpopular with the general population have gone away>no popular mandate>welfare spending out of control>legal migration slashed (albeit to pre-boriswave record highs and still unacceptable 200,000 a year) but the people are still here which is the true issue Brits have with it>illegal immigration as bad as ever>two tier policing still real>government censoring everything they don't like>everything still fucking expensive, wages stagnant>basic government services essentially non-functional>taxes keep going higher (Burnham will raise them as well)>crime is legal>no death penalty for nonces>stealth rejoining the EU>military is a joke>most expensive energy in the world, refuse to budge on net zeroYeah Andy, I'm sure moving No. 10 OOP NOORF is really gonna solve all this shite.Him being placed in the position of PM in a coup against Starmer is the definition of a comms move rather than an actual change to anything real.
>>84962446>...450 quid a month, bills includedNow try paying for all of that on an average wage in Thailand (significantly lower than the UK!)
>>84962678just do a remote "job" where you email chatgpt outputs to your "boss" (a chatgpt input) like all other british expats
>>84962677the thing about Starmer though is in spite of anything real or important, he is just an enormously unlikable cunt, who cannot read a room to save his life.People were rightly scared and angry about knife attacks, and he responded by calling them far right, sending them to prison for social media outbursts, and then was photographed going to a party. that was it. People have despised the cunt ever since.
>>84962671You deserve it little lid
>>84962690That job would be significantly above the average wage in Thailand, retard
Belpers benefits botty beautifully bouncing up and down at the bottle bank being bummed by several big black Bantu men
>>84962677It is just being used to add a bit more division in the country, another MY TEAM BETTER THAN YOUR TEAM opportunity for the puppeteers to utilise.
forsooth a biscuity treat for I
>>84962720Is Doctor Congo amongst them?
>>84962691Correct, but Burnham is only barely less contemptible and will sour just as much as Starmer in just as short a time frame. Fundamentally the public wouldn't care about the personality of a PM if they were achieving good results. Not really. The problem is Starmer was an unlikable cunt and oversaw fucking awful policy.Burnham's EY OOP CHIPS AND GRAVY FOOTY NAN COOPA TEA GOOD OLD NORF routine is only tolerable by Northerners themselves (nobody in the South can stand it, but they're too polite to outright say so because they're terrified of coming across as elitist/bigoted etc.) and will become just as transparent and revolting as the OMG DADDY STARMER routine that Keir had spun for him when he entered office. The state of the country will remain the same and Burnham will be ousted in turn.The rigmarole will continue.
>>84962730All 12 of them getting a piece of the action before the game oh aye x
>>84962734>Fundamentally the public wouldn't care about the personality of a PM>The problem is Starmer was an unlikable cuntcontradicted yourself there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg
>>84962749I don't think you're parsing my sentences properly lad. The public wouldn't care if some theoretical PM had a despicable personality if they were also achieving real results. Starmer got the worst of both worlds - shit unlikable cunt personality and presiding over more decline.Real results would be enough to counteract the negatives of a shit personality, but a good personality is not sufficient to overcome continuing decline.
>>84962760results dont matter perception does, politics is just a popularity contest
morning friendsgot a fiver in the bank from surveysalso to any apus this concerns:if you are in debt with an energy company, British Gas closed their Energy Support Fund BUT it looks like they've widened the criteria for the Individuals and Families Fund in the last few weeks.https://bget.org.uk/could be wrong on this, can't remember why i wasn't eligible before. maybe i misunderstood what a 'credit account' is OR they added since the closure of the other grant.anyway make sure to rack up 250 quid or more of debt. these lads will write it off (you don't have to be with British Gas)
>>84962780If there's anything the past few governments have taught us it's that results do matter, but the government is convinced they don't and that the solution is, as you say, perception management. It's failed, it's over. The genie is out of the bottle. There's no possible way for a government to 'manage perception' to the degree that people stop seeing reality in front of their eyes. They see shifty middle easterners loitering around their towns and double digit percentage increases to their council tax on letter printed in black and white. Perception management hits the brick wall of reality hard at a certain point and we've long, long passed it.
>>84962734Southerners really do get irked by Northerners, don't they? I didn't think that was real until I saw it. tbf, Southerners have the same effect on me when they start talking about Paddington Bear, or grime rap or some other insufferably shit London rubbish.
>>84962792you see those immigrants and criminals who have taken advantage of our naive and foolish government, others see them a poor desperate souls feeing persecution and who have been demonized by a racist billion owned meida. perception is everything, there is no such thing as truth in politics
>>84962809Not him but, the london youf WHAT BLUD WHAT WHAT brrp brrp, has spread to the country as well. White middle class kids talking like they live in a southern ghetto.
London is a third world city operating in a second world country.
I need a Bantu Bantu a Bantu is what I need oh ayeI need a Bantu Bantu a Bantu is what I need oh ayehttps://youtu.be/nFZP8zQ5kzk
>>84962862Incels hate London for some reason
>>84962884Good attempt, but I've wiggled muh willy in 3 vaginas.
Eating arse
my fiver has been taken away
>>84962895Eating Sean's mum's arse
>>84962895Did somebody say JUST ARSE
>>84962895Does Shippy have a gf? Eating her arse.
>>84962917Uh oh, who nabbed it, prayonpal or the surveyslopsite?
>>84962895Eating Moni's (female) arse
Eating welpers dads arse
incels and mongs cant hack it in london thats why they hate it
Real men want cities where you might get stabbed in the neck by a schizophrenic immigrant if you happen to walk too close to them on the pavement!
hack it in london is what the youf do wiv their choppas and chef up man brrp brrp
>>84962960>Real men want cities where you might get stabbed in the neck by a schizophrenic immigrant if you happen to walk too close to them on the pavement!belfast?
Eating zimmy's wife's arse
no mandem from the ends has ever made it in the banking world
ay yo mista roffschald bruv ya one mi get ya some peng somosa or wot blud
No tarquin, I asked about the portfolio on future prospect markets in developing countries.
Don't want to forget to remove the shitposting silly name now, ya ear mi
>>84962934NEITHER.it was Uber Eats. wasn't even aware i had a subscription, that's on me for not going through all my stuff.now, i could get a refund during the cooling-off period. but how long will that take? they've offered me Uber One for three months for 1.50/month (corrr) and maybe i'll be rolling in dosh by August.
>>84963005You're eating chia seeds and ketchup lad, can't be frivolous with money.
>>84963015>ketchupsriracha.
Restore should have remained as a highly focused and selective activist/PR group whose job is to push the narrative rightward, while letting Reform act as the political party wing. They published their rape gang inquiry during the Makerfield by-election. Where was the massive public press conference in Makerfield? Where were the journalists questioning Burnham on his role in covering up the abuse? Why wasn't Musk brought in to drive the attention global? Extremely good chance that Reform would have actually won if the pressure was put on correctly and in a timely manner (even with the obvious over-estimates in the rape gang victimisation numbers, though this is a relatively minor point).Now the inevitable is happening, it's splintering, key proponents are hushing their support and in some cases openly criticising. It was never going to work, but it was always going to be a shit-flinging mess that ended up damaging Reform.
>>84963028what do you get from doing this lad?
>>84963032Raising his blood pressure and cortisol levels from seething over Twitter posts 24/7, presumably
>>84963032Plentiful asian pussy, mate, you?
Helper getting his arse taken by the local masjid imam
>>84963039>>84963040you may continue, lad.
Me? Dreaming about a Congolese Wantu whisking me away x
Chika getting his shitpipe drilled by his room mate
>>84963026Point still stands. Plus I'm only pulling yer leg, I did some crazy experiments with food. Tuna mayonaisse is nice with bacon lardons and the juice from the pan. Rice crispies and custard are nice, but need to eat it quickly.
Haven't had an orgasm in 39 days.
>>84963109Why's that lad? You on SSRIs?
Corrr on track with my reading goals innit. Would have read books all me life if it wasn't for me ADHD (which I don't even have, it's just smartphones innit).King Agamemnon has recognised his folly and is showing clemency to Achilles and it so so heartwarming.Reading is fun when you just make yourself do it. Less scrolling. Less pointless YouTube rubbish. Corrr indeed.
Just ordered these for just over a tenner, will be a nice experience putting them on the keyboard when they arrive.
Just found out about the phenomenon where a bunch of poor ghetto blacks in America will decide to take their entire neighbourhood to a private pool in some nice, middle class private community/block of flats and just hang out as long as they can, hundreds of them crammed into the pool, blasting music on big speakers, setting up bbqs until the police come along and shift them away, leaving the place trashed. Then they just go and do it all again the next day.
>>84963161>Super instead of Windows keyGood choice
>>84963161Those look good. I have a mechanical keyboard I need to fanny about with, but ll the lighting is fucked on it. Meant to send it back for a refund, but forgot all about it. Probably could repair it, but I'd probably end up properly breaking it, as not as dextrous, but will see what it's like inside when I pop it open/break it open.
>>84963161what's this for then, im dumb
>>84963161I remember setting up my first mechanical. It was fucking LUSH. Never going back.
>>84963194They look like keycaps for a mechanical keyboardPic related, on a mechanical keyboard you can swap the keycaps
>>84963194Different caps for your keyboard. You can change them on most keyboards if they aren't shite.
>>84963073Roommate gimmick was always stupid desu.>>84963197I tend to do this. I did so with Dune also. Thought the trailer looked cool so I had to read the first book in advance.So this time I have to read The Iliad and The Odyssey before next Saturday. There is just no other way about it. Fills in the NEET schedule I suppose.
>>84963155perhaps i would rather set myself the pointless task of watching all Hamlet kinoconversions since the year 2000, instead of reading some boring gay GCSE play.Nolan is making The Odyssey so we don't HAVE to read it
PlayStation stopping physical games by 2028. DVDlad on suicide watch.
Get it in me lids xI can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
>>84963217you could read GOOD, HETEROSEXUAL books.Conan the Barbarian, i could go on.
>>84963232that lad is going to find out about disc rot the hard way ;_;
>>84963239Maybe some day. Got a long list of unread books already. It annoying.
Physical media is a cope. The only true form of ownership is complete unlocked copies of the game files. Without pirates plenty of old games would simply be lost media now.
>>84963244Disc rot is an overblown meme big lad.
>>84963262these lads have looked into it, it's not a long-term solution:https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/Storage_Mediaas always, the best form of permanent media storage is magnetic tape. even flexidiscs last longer than CDs/DVDs.
>>84963275It's a long term solution for me. They'll last until I'm dead and then I don't give a fuck. I'm not trying to preserve the media like an archivist.
There has been bipartisan support for devolution in Westminster for three decades now, which is why there is a panoply of devolved administrations and 'combined authorities' all over the country.
You call me a racist but I say to you, I'm eating pineapple (forren food) with chopsticks (forren cutlery).
See, quite bloodeh progressive.
>>84963316Noncey looking OS
>>84963330Yeah, it's windows. It's also gay.
>>84963316corrr now that is impressive
>>84963334I tell you what is really impressive, is my niece heard me mention using chopsticks and didn't know what they were, so looked online and taught herself how to do it (she's 8). Now she eats nearly every meal with them. I gave her 2 pairs, but when she gets older I'll get her some decent sets.She was eating cottage pie with some last week.
Screenshotting an image in his phone gallery?
>>84963356Yep, I'll say again, it reduces the size of the file, and also makes rotational errors a thing of the past.
>>84963363It also screams 'I'm a nonce!', so just fyi you probably hsouldn't.
Julius filling me right up. Might get him a new pair of shoes x
>>84963368>hsouldn'tOK spellinglet
>>84963346that's real heckin kawaii.>>84963356>>84963363>Yep, I'll say againquite possibly me who's complained about this in the past.and frankly i STAND BY IT stop screenshotting/recording your screen! we used to complain about re-compressing JPEGs aaaaa
it not rite how Sandy Petersen (of Doom and Quake fame) talk about us piratesjust another form of anti-working-class prejudice
>>84963407Does it mess with exif data, and chinese spy exif data viewers don't like it? Or is that just a rumour on the stleets?
>>84963453who knows. i'm just anal retentive about lossy compression, even for a one-off photo that looks fine and i'm not going to save.Jimpl is there for EXIF removal, dunno about the rotation. CloudConvert has an option for it with JPEGs (switches the EXIF rotation to trve rotation). i hate that i now use that stupid website, but it is what it is x
>>84963109whats your record. you made a wet dream?
>>84963467Phonefagging on here is tricky, an image taken with a camera app can look perfect, yet post it and it auto rotates it, it could also rotate left or right, so combating that is quite difficult.
Liking kde plasma, might stick with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGVF_4QeWLMhe can't say that
Garn Thorndale Tandoori now with Julius then off homes x
There's nothing else in his life beside posting about Sean. Sad.
>>84962591Gosh, and I fell right into your trap. Ah well, lesson learned.
There's nothing else in his life beside posting about the poster posting about Sean. Sad.
>>84963363>rotational errorsI recall Widemouth bay lad who had wonky photos when he was on the old BEASTING outings
The command line is the far more natural interface for operating a computer than a GUI file manager.
>>84963744nomouse
Ok, yer not going to like it, but...Woo, moar cool stuff. My sfv turned up as well, but think I messed up on the sizing as it's quite tight, bought a cool vintage Romanian military rucksack I was planning on using, but loads of weird heavy straps on it. But life do be like that at times.
Achilles rejected Agamemnon. It not right. Anyway going pub for England game so get in there.
>>84963820>going pub for England gameYou wont
>>84963744upvote.gifyou GUI spastics need yer fuckin heeds looked at I swear
>>84963789that mylar bag better be full of shrooms, friend
it's habbenings
Weers in for me, Doctor Congo, Julius, and Deano for the wooty later x
>>84963744Yes and no, different use cases. For actual just file management and executing simple programs I'd agree, but people struggle to conceptualise what a computer is. A normie looks at a computer as a portal to access social media, but in reality they were developed as genrealised computing machines which have insanely broad applications but became funnelled into ease-of-use consumer slop.
>go into tesco>weigh bananas>phones already on the scales so doesn't weigh properly>forget to actually pay on the way out so appeared as though I was attempting to steal all my shopping but I just wasn't paying attention sakes
>Have to fill in time audit at work>"This is really important for figuring out our staffing budgets so please make sure it's accurate">don't bother and just make it up in five minutes at the end of each daylmao
>>84963842Very close, but it's a vinyl mimikyu sticker.Had my memory jogged the other night, and saw rattata on a game, and I membered.
My local co-op doesn't have self-checkout and it constantly has queues and every normal young person has been asking if they have plans to bring in self-checkouts. Actually spoke to one of the people I know who works there and they say that all the staff and managers and young customers want them but there's this cadre of octogenarians who all signed a letter and addressed it to the manager that said if they bring in self-checkouts they will all stop shopping there and the managers are genuinely concerned about how it would affect sales so they're not doing it.Fuck this fucking shithole country. Even the most minor improvements are being held hostage from us by the worst people in the world. FOR FUCK SAKE JUST LET THEM PUT IN THE SELF-CHECKOUTS.
Need an INGERLUND EDITION de lids
miss Crossladmiss Hostladmiss Lollersmiss Yanklass
Imagine how much further along the cause of right wing politics would be if there wasn't a contingent of zealots who just would not shut the fuck up about abortion and try to make every platform about it and want actually insane policies around it.
>>84964025Why do you miss a paedophile?
>>84964002Boomers say jump everybody else says how high. The generation that had everything just needs a little bit more and more and more
>>84964002really getting sick of these fucks acting like they own the fucking placealways walking at 0.5mph down the pavement in a fucking row
Makes me laugh when I watch an item on eBay from a scum reseller and 5 mins later they are GAGGING for you to purchase it with a small 10 or 20% off, it's been sat on their page for months and months and nobody's buying it because it's double the price of what's its really worth. No I'll watch it until the end of time until it's the right price for the game you dumb fuck, keep sending me offers.
yeah get FUCKED retards get your fucking retarded outdated bank branch closed down and learn how to fucking use a computer you stuck up fucking ungrateful victorian puritan fucks
>>84964038Yanklass made some mistakes when she was younger but we forgive her
>he tells people to learn how to do things whilst not learning how to operate in IRL
>>84964031same with left-wing orgs/parties and 'the trans rights issue'.
I see SSM has gotten into AI thumbnails lol
>>84964110kill yourself contrarian smarmy faggot you post desperate engagement bait on the retard thread of the retard board of the retard website because you love being called a faggot so much
>>84964025>miss CrossladOk>miss HostladHe made the britfeel domain but everyone said it was a spook>miss LollersNonce>miss YanklassForren can fuck off
What will Doctor Congo's diagnosis be, lads?
>>84964090Unironically yes. We are one of the very few countries that put up with this sort of extortion on a wide scale. Train companies forced to keep ticket offices manned, banks forced to keep empty branches open, shops refusing to add in self-checkouts, official letters and appointments being sent by physical snail mail, courts needing written statements, the entire financial infrastructure around cheques, literally anything that requires coins etc. etc.All this sort of shit does is create inefficient, high-friction and more expensive daily life and the only reason we keep any of it around is because we know that the moment any modern update is proposed a fucking pensioner in the middle of nowhere will be wheeled onto some talk show to say what a 'disgrace' it is that people who 'contributed their whole life' are 'being left behind'. I can't stand this shit, it's fucking mind-numbing.
>>84964141A bad case of scorafackingoalitis de lid. It not rite.
>>84964122Verbose way to say you love us on here, but ok.
>>84964137your opinions are valid and i take them validly.
>>84964141>Good morning bazza I see your feeling a bit depressed a good Bantu bumming will take care of that right away. There's a bottle bank in Sunderland, here's a prescription and ask for Babatunde. I hope you get well soon.
>>84964163SSM wears a flat cap better.
>>84964137>He made the britfeel domain but everyone said it was a spookThat was my fault, I took the chinese spy network thing a bit too far thinking I was being humorous (I was, but also after a few times it wasn't humorous)
Pollers seething at the main voter base of right-wing parties in this country (pensioners and those on benefits) again, is it?
>>84964220>after a few times it wasn't humorousso the CCP got to you?
Might but chug a jar on tiktok live if we win tonight x
>>84964169keep your dollymonging away from my OC
>>84963744>The command line is the far more natural interface for operating a computer than a GUI file manager.BASED https://superfile.dev/
no longer miss Lollers.
>>84964301>no longer miss Lollers.<3Sup, man?
Downloaded 21 Xev videos again. I just can't stop cooming to that slag.
>>84964311not much lad. finally got a fiver from all those surveys, transferred it to my bank account, Uber took it (didn't even realise i was subscribed to premium tbhaiche).social prescriber is sending food parcel round tomorrow, mate A has also offered to bring me some bits n bobs, so that should be me sorted until PIP arrives.how have things been with you? maybe you've been here, idk, feels like it's been a bit!
Had a cracking double feature there! Rumble in the Bronx (1995) in UHD. Really a classic Jackie film with some great fighting and a stupid hovercraft. Then My Left Foot (1989). DDL acting a spastic? Surprisingly good.
>>84964340>>84964340>>84964340>>84964340>>84964340ENGLAND EDITION LETS GOOO
>>84964022>>84964346you're jumping the gun a bit, friend
>>84964259No, not at all the glorious leader didn't even message me or anything.
>>84964346Another 29 more posts here sorry little lad
Nibbas thinking they are on another board.>>84964388Are you sure?
might have SOME chia seedsbut only some
>>84964401Positive. I'll start posting in the new thread once this thread hits 500. Thanks
>>84964406Mum said to me growing up if you ate the seeds in fruit and it would grow inside you
Apparently when filming In the Name of the Father, DDL killed 34 British soldiers. Method acting is crazy.
>>84964409>Positive. I'll start posting in the new thread once this thread hits 500. ThanksThe way your post makes zero sense makes me want to ask, lefty?
>>84964417It's just the rules sorry. I don't like jumping ship when there's more posts to be made here sorry! That's just how it is!
>>84964430I replied to a post that said (while current posting count is around 380) 29 posts to go, which would take the thread to 400, with 100 posts needed to reach bump limit, then blahblah we're here. We needed 129 posts around the time the anon strangely posted the new thread.Hence me saying it made no sense.
>>84964453Oh kek you're right. I wasn't paying attention sorry I might have dyscalculia
a decision has been made.bowelbergs taking one for the team x
If I had a Congolese Deano in my life I'd have never ever ever been on benefits xx
18 more posts until we move to the new thread.(reasonable adjustments under discrimination law.)
>>84964517You have a long afternoon in front of you anon.
could have time the new thread for kickoff.i think someone just wants to be able to say>it was my thread! me me me! mine mine mine!that's what i think.
>>84964549There is no need to be upset little lad
The blacks didn't sing the national anthem oh my kek
>>84964557maybe i am upset. checking on my /tv/ threads will make me feel better (got a 5 replyer going)
Cum on England!!! Cum on Rashy!!! xx
>Rashy>Yohan Wizzacorrr HelperLad you like your Dragon Ball Z characters x
It's FUCKING over Si Thi
Oh my grim x
Oh it's over x
Get Warnock laying into these gimps at half timehttps://youtu.be/yyKoh4aLoRE
closed caption lads are far too slow doing the commentary
>adverts on the BBCs t r a n g e
who is firing the ball at which goal?
>he doesn't think 80% of the England team getting messages from family back home in the congo, won't make a difference when facing doctor congo.
>football on>/britfeel/ alternates between silence and rapidposting
400 replies. new thread when?
>>84964840We could have, but it needed doing on the 00, now it's 401 it's 1 too many.
Imagine losing to Congo
Gambare doctor Congo
remember to check on your married friends and neighbours x
Deanos fuming and I am scared x
u mad England?
which ones are ours?
Might neck myself at this point what the fuck
>>84964948also having this problem tbqh.
Get me this Doctor Congo keeper at the wokkle bank right fucking nows xx
Thread splitting spastic
Rashford is doing my fucking head in
Welper cowering behind the sofa.
>>84963440I blocked that puff after reading his anti-piracy boomerism. Literally no evidence at all to anything he says.
Back from the pubbington. Was a good match desu desu. Kanechads we keep winning.
>>84966003everyone migrated friendsome earlyposter decided to pull this nonsense: >>84964346well before we were even past 400
>>84966036Corrr. Didn't notice that. Thanks.
