Sending Doctor Congo back home on the plane edition
Based edish
Without shirts you'd struggle to tell which side is which
>>84964358I'd say that's nearly always the case tbqhwy de lid.
>>84964340There really is something especially despicable about our football hooligans compared to all other Euro nations. Can't stand these people.
Fish and chips for dins in honour of our lads
Lollers wont like this thread
>>84964340Tango. But who are the other two lads?
>>84964340This is what reform voters look like
Bet are Mark is having fish and chips.
>>84964394does pollers not like wooty
>must talk about my dollies>cant be talking about football>must make everything about my dolliesCAM OOOOON ENGLANDCAM OOOOON ENGLANDCAM OOOOON ENGLAND
>>84964288>https://superfile.dev/Have been using this beauty for a little bit now, it's lush ngl
How does Madueke keep making it in the team. He's fucking useless.
Get me Doctor Congo round right fucking nows I need him inside my batty crease xx
>>84964315I do also enjoy cranking it to are Xev. She's a diamond.
Dr Congo bumming belpers brilliant bulbous bright bratty botty down at the local bottle bank xx
>>84964444Quads checked as fuck
>>84964447Never seen the appeal of the mummy roleplay stuff. Just show me a hot bitch doing her thing, none of the cringey shit.
>>84964436He's played better than Saka ngl. Trust Tuchel until we don't.
>>84964340>Doctor Congokek based
Yohan Wizza is my favourite x
England fucked it already phwoar
HYDRATE
Dr Congo dominating us. Not right
>i say i say we had anuther brown family move in down t'road are Margaret don't like'em browns walking aboot the street at night you see it not safe for women and children like>ITS RASHFORD COMING IN ON THE 18 YARD BOX>i'm not racialist me but i buleve that this cuntry should be for inglish people and inglish only am i right baz?>HE PASSES MADUEKE HAS THE BALL>we wur born and bread err me old man use to wurk at the old shoe factory down past Ardgraft street that got turned into a Netto>GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL>CUUUM OOON MADUEKE GEEEEET INN THEEERE MY SUUN
Someone I know got a tattoo and it's cringeworthy as fuck
My missus has a rose on her arse but I enjoy spunking on it
Love a bit of Wizza x
>havent got a tv loicense>alrite listen to ye old radio then it's like i"m blind He got really excited for a second and i thought we scored
>>84964962Just watch a stream lad. Lots get posted in the /sp/ England sticky thread
Not a pen frfr
someone pls check in on ruth? hope shes not scared by all of the yelling in the pub.
doctor doctor! im getting my arse kicked in!
>>84964973i dont really care that much bro
>6 minute bonus to the half>after a 'hydration break'damn these lads have bladders of steel
Garn change my nappy nows x
Bit of a piss poor studio from BBC. You can see the Atlanta backdrop stitching break briefly when the camera moves.
>>84965104quite impressed with the little stars under the players tbqh.
That's us out if it stays like this
me + Alan Shearer, brothers in hayfever x
>>84965150>design a serious domestic image poster>make it this eroticwhy?
a loud bang is heard from Kane's dressing room.
>>84965150"Why don't they just leave their abusive partners?"
>>84965121Probably a lot of AI assistance there.
>>84964387Corrr bloody lovely
Bumhole was well and truly bantufied at half time x
TV licence? No thanks.
Contender for best sex I've ever had with the missus was getting like a full on TV series tier replica police uniform and ambushing her when she walked into the bedroom, pinned her, slapped her in cuffs and told her to stop resisting and that she's getting booked for battery against a police officer. Then turning it up a notch and basically just raping her. She said it was the hottest shit she's ever gone through. Women are fucked up like that lads.
>>84965192They even want to stop you watching livestreams. Havin' a laugh they are.
>>84965183at some point automatic motion tracking plugins were always going to be something approaching modern AI (remember when Photoshop added that 'content aware fill'? corrr it was like magic, lads)it's not just that it moves along the ground without jittering, but the other players properly obscure/mask/whatever it. i am IMPRESS
>>84965196https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1996/16/section/90
Mongford fucks it again
>>84965196Similar experience here lad
BBC feed just cut out for me. Won't get a tv licence now.
>>84965244Thought it was my HDMI connection
>>84965225>buggering the missus while decked out in full bobby getup>coppers show up at the door to nick me for playing dress up while shagging me wifeRight snoggered now
>>84965244ditto. had to refresh the web page and that is NOT comfy.
>>84965266Thought it was my connection but iPlayer still showed the BBC logo.
>Big Brother winner Helen Wood claims Rooney paid 1,000 for a threesome with her and Jennifer Thompson in a Manchester hotel while his wife was five months pregnant in July 2008.>On 1 September 2017, Rooney was arrested in Wilmslow by Cheshire police after being caught driving over the prescribed alcohol limit.>On 16 December 2018, Rooney was arrested at Washington Dulles International Airport in Loudoun County, Virginia, United States, charged with public intoxication and use of profanity in public.Good to see BBC using respectful pundits.
>>84965278>they start shagging her as well>she thinks its all part if the act>neighbours turn up for a go as well>shes loving it all
Nu African! Maybe we have a chance now!
chia seeds update:pure sweating, guts ache, can feel i have high blood pressure and my eyes are straining.don't eat chia seeds, everyone.
Din-din is it notIndeed yescorrX
>>84965288>charged with public intoxication and use of profanity in public.wtf i thought WE were meant to be the crazy nanny state country...?
>>84965296Audibly kekked at this
>>84965316are you not watching the football Soundy?
>pulls it off to nobody in whitepoor choice of words there.
Hydration time
This is pants. Don't even fancy a bumsesh.
>>84965323Yeah thought you could swear openly in front of cops over there.
https://youtu.be/3phb6HXrZWoSeaside grafter
Lads it my fault I let the full Dr Congo team go Bantu bumming on my bum hole and it gave them the energy to win. I'm sorry x
cornerberg
England is finished as a country
Hate all these animated boards in stadiums. So distracting.
So many foids will suffer
>>84965374>work shoesAre the DWP making him work for free again?
like all sunderland mong boys i reckon wordan wickford is easily rattled
FUCKING GET IN X
Get me Warry Wane to the Wokkle bank RIGHT NOWS x
ENGLANDBROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>84965387Foids will be smacked around, dinners thrown across the floor. Oh wait we are equalised now. Foids will be relieved but it's not over yet.
I wanked off to this photo of my sister. And now I feel confused. What's everyone else doing?
>>84965381Get in Dee lads let's gook
Roses breathing a sigh of relief
>>84965406Fucking full scale hhl lad
INGER LAND. INGER LAND.
>>84965409who does your sister look like?does she get 'you look like ______' a lot?if so, who?
Oh were back CUM ON ENGERLUND
>>84965409Wanking to football.
>>84965409You should give her a titfuck, lid. Just be all like 'You're my sister, your titties belong to me! MWAHAHAHAHA!'
Cmon Dr Congo foids need to suffer
>>84964336I'm all good thanks mate. I got home late afternoon from my camping trip, it was ace. Have you heard of social supermarkets? Have a look if you have one near you. They have food for very cheap, cheaper than Aldi & Lidl, I think they are part funded by local councils and charities. >>84964471A bowl of chia seeds? You won't poo for days haha.COME ON ENGLAND SCORE ANOTHER FACKIN GOAL.
>>84965421She was once called Charity off of Emmerdale.
>>84965443Footy might be on but that doesn't mean you aren't a vile nonce.
Kane the foid saviour
Lollers you are my spirit animal. God be with you.
Any "intrusive thoughts" today Pollers lad?
>England fans delighted we managed to equalize against an African teamGrim.
Fuck you Kane
WAYEYEYEYEYEYEYE YEYE YEYEYEYE
Lol at texan flag guy
>>84965443>Have you heard of social supermarkets?>Have a look if you have one near you.will look into this, thanks marra. i know plenty of local food places, some are free, some do cheap pseudo-shops, it's all just so tiring.>A bowl of chia seeds? You won't poo for days haha.damn straight and yeah, i did not learn my lesson from a few days ago.o well COME ON ENGLANDS WHAT A GOAL!!! xxx
It's funny, all those African players on our team and it's the white man that saves our arse
Fuck off Wantus I got my fucking Deano Kane oh aye xCum on England x
>>84965492You were saying little lad?
>>84965531Cool it with the wacism lad
Anthony Wordon what a player
>>84965539HE DID NOT KNOW THE FUTUREWE ARE LIVING ITITS COMING HOMES xxx
Its fackin cumin ome lids
Coomin homes
Oh I'm cumming home alright x
Fucking have that DR Congo
we are the champions my friends x
>1am kick offSharnt be watching that
Me and Deano on the wiss nows maybe a bit of Karaoke x
wongo roses cowering in fear as a vengeful babatunde returns home
>1am kick off for Mexico v England So that's the full country pulling a sicky on the 6th then? Kek
>>84965627Feels good to be a neet with a terrible sleep pattern lately.
>>84965627yeah might give that one a miss
Foids are breathing sighs of relief, a bittersweet victory
Blades on tour bosh
Tonight we are all Bosnian x
>>84965409I'd like to inform you that I've now also wanked off to that photo of your sister.
>Rashford gets booted off and we start winning Odd that.
>>84965758Been saying it last two matches he's been utter wank.
Heard those congolese lads are right lazy cunts. Just left it to their team mate Harry to carry them to a win.
>>84965758>>84965836Hes a good lad though
Gimmie gimmie gimmie Harry Kane after midnight x
>got annoyed and picked out the earwax from my ear>can hear again>now I need to phone up and cancel my appointment next week to get it cleaned outHow is there such a big backlog for this, almost two weeks, surely most people will just get impatient and pick it out and possibly damage their hearing.
Getting a Bantu Batty Bollocking Bumsesh Welperstyle after seeing all those sweaty Congolese men. Got to cheer them up x
Bantu Betty's Bollock Bashing INC
>>84964340onyl came for some NORF FC posting
CHIA SEEDS UPDATE:innards are kicking up a storm. have yet to poop.
Got in my car and my bluetooth started playing some BBW facesitting video I was watching earlier.
>>84966037Were you alone? Bet that was a lush experience x
>>84966037It's 2026 and bluetooth is still buggy as hell. Mental.
>Were you alone?
>>84965476Not today. Yesterday was a bad one, lots of death and mutilations.
Just went for a walk and some degenerate coomer freak was watching porn in his car
might rewatch the Twilight films.
>>84966162Poofter x
>>84966140disgusting nonce
Get on THAT karaoke with me lids xBantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
>>84966176oh bby don't u know it x
here is a sexy lady
>>84966187CORR belt it out for the lids in the back xThere once was a lad that was cock madAnd the name of the man was WelperladHis arse went up, his head bowed downBlow, my Bantu boys, blow (huh)His arse had seen some cocks, eight scoreWhen down on his right a big Bantu boreWelper dropped his pants and sworeHe'd take that stinky loadSoon may the batty men comeTo fill his anus with bellends and piss and cumOne day, when the bummin' is doneHis pampers will explodehttps://youtu.be/bNQSMTNSnUw
aye there's summat up with this Edward fella. calling it now.
>>84966144That was me, sorry bruv
Belgium v Senegal now. USA v Bosnia-Herzegovina at 1 am. Wagies have to go to sleep soon. NEETs like me up all night enjoying the world cup.
>>84966417I am now a NEET but I cannot watch the later ones. Got to keep up appearances innit. Living that NEETsczhean life while pretending to be a wagie. It weird.
>>84966439I'm up all night anyway. I cannot keep a good sleep schedule like normies. I think there is something messed up with me.
>>84966417They hate us because they're not smart enough to get on permabennies.
>>84966458It is habit really. I used to be the same but then a few years of working and I seem to be unable to stay up too late anymore.
>NEETs like me up all night enjoying the world cup.uh yeah that's what we're watching <3
if hate and envy were currency WE would be the richoids, not the wagiessome day the war will turn
I need a Deano Deano a Deano is what I need oh aye and that is how it shoulds be x
nobody tell him *winks*
Kekkinghams what a sausage
>>84966537>>84966556And the tard isn't even British, >color
o i am laffin.>color>usnice try.
Haven't seen that useless foid referee lately.
watching welgium vs frenegal
Hydration break when it's 16 degrees. Pisstake.
Imaging paying 2 pound 50 for that rip-off competition.
Senegalese Deanos x
Pitch invasion kek.
What's a hydration break? Not a footy watcher but never heard of that in my life.
Based FIFA cutting the cameras from the pitch.
Nice little hydration break that.
Security mongs being useless again.
Time for a half time goon. Later lads.
wouldn't mind half a g myself tbhaiche
I think it's time to crack open a cold one, and by that I mean a cold tin of beans fuck it it I don't care anymore x
Got fucking Julius the shoeless asking me if I'm still at the wokkle bank ffs x
Scanning the cute foid faces in the world cup crowd for their social media pics.
dropped my Koss Porta Pros too many timesthe right ear keeps folding in when i don't want it to. MILDLY bothersome.
On that Inch's cider
oh my goodness he's a vampire
Creeps commenting on my 24yo rose looks pisses me off.
>>84967070Probably your comment lets be honest big lad
I want a rose girlfriend and that's impossible. There's no point bothering to improve my life as it won't get me anywhere romantically.
Belgium might be the most tragic team I've seen this world cup
>>84967094No I wouldn't be cringe like that.
Early threads don't work, the vibe is reset, the pace is lost and all because some little mummys special boy wants to feel important.
>>84967126Crying sad prick
>>84967125Bints like that get positive comments all the time? Imagine being a painfully average, under-developed lad and receiving nice comments from females. Just doesn't happen.
A nerve was touched I see kek.
>>84967138You're just jealous you'll never get a rose like her.
https://youtu.be/wgeBQCsqm_o
SARR has scored *chuckles softly*
Look mummy I'm doing my YouTubers 'gimmick' I'm the funniest man in the thread
>>84967149It is sad some lads have so much bottled up anger inside them because they can't get what they want.
>>84967126If England play we have an England thread. Simple as.
I fall in love with so many youtube roses. I wish I could have a rose.
Belgium getting Bantu bum battered is something I didn't think I'd see. They was a good team few years ago what happened?
plucking my nose hairs iwithout ketamine
>>84967159Reckon they'll have a bumsesh post stream?
Browsing your goon folders and feeling more depressed more than enjoyment these days. Just a waste of time but it's not like I can go out there and have a healthy sex life is it?
>>84967207Equalised now lad. Was hoping to have a good after this but may go into extra time.
Did the manager get a yellow card? The fuck.
>>84967241Oh impressive. It was 0-2 to Senegal 5 mins ago
Get me benteke round right fucking nows x
The coach got a yellow card and I'm confused.
A yellow? For a manager?? Whatever next?!?
Why do they always play the same three burger anthems at the world cup?
Wagies struggling to stay awake in extra time.
>>84967281>>84967299https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fouls_and_misconduct_(association_football)#Team_officials
Massive humiliation ritual wearing that Belgian kit. Never seen a gayer football kit in my life
>>84967332Seems like he was arguing with the ref. Feel like these refs love this power.
Gang shit niggaaaa
>>84967339>adidas designed the look, and it is meant to pay homage to the Belgian surrealist painter, Rene Magritte.>According to adidas, the jersey is inspired in part by Magritte's painting known as "The Son of Man.">There's also a message written in the color which, translated, reads "This is not a jersey," because Magritte had words on a painting of a pipe that read, "This is not a pipe."Interesting
>coverage sponsored by pixel>every one is using iphones
>>84967436All it makes me think is "trannies".
corr last minute penalty.
Wantus looking a bit silly
Senegal fuming.
*informs the apus that frenegal are out of the world cup*
Oof quite a bit of drama all that
Lucky this isn't sudden-death rules.
Belgian Bantus up my bottom x
130 minutes corr. MENTAL.
Sad for my Senegal bantus.
That last 5 mins was great Senegal gave 110% to try and win that. Massive respect for them.
>>84967564It tragic. They're crying. Fuck that penalty.
Just over an hour for the USA team. Get to bed wagies. You must be very tired.
My girlfriend regularly shits herself. Like, she's shit the bed multiple times. She says it's normal for women her age (38) and it's something to do with early menopause. Am I overreacting or is she gaslighting me? She refuses to wear incontinence pants too, and says I'm being unreasonable for asking her.
>>84967585Couldn't sit through a 3rd game, 2 is my limit. Would love to see USA get knocked out x
>>84967572Not the first time Belgians have made Africans cry
quite a cracking film, that.shall revisit the sequels tomorrow.
Just had a wonderful tiramisu. Love it x
>>84967748haha, good one fren!*googles 'belgia africa history'*
>>84967759envy you verily. at least with no access to tiramisus i cannot eat all the tiramisus. that is the silver lining to beconsidered
>>84967776Oh its lush next time you're in Aldi check them out
In a shexual way
Watching this Yorkshire lad play ocarina of time for the first time. https://www.youtube.com/live/F4wFNbBgwDs?is=G2-nzqfUE9AfPic9
>Go awayRude pig. Who was in the wrong here? He is just filming an accident in a public place. I would've just gone over the wall and filmed from the car park. He wouldn't be able to cone that off so easily.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJG3ArcAHM
If you're black, you're going backCos there's no black in the Union Jack
>>84967851Funny how those thin blue line thugs think there is.
I will never accept Noni Madueke and Marc Guehi as Englishmen, not happening ever.
I want to be an auditor and film all the accidents and slags on a night out. Not against the law to do that.
aw, was hoping these would be full adaptations.just ends with Archie Comics going>garn get Sonic Adventure 2, in stores today.
Come on Bosnia. Knock them yanks out. Time to watch the footie. Wagies sleeping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfzmBcZGytYi'll take it>G.U.N. just existed 50 years in the pastwait, what
my children's film has a MISTAKE
Wouldn't know this was the Levi's Stadium if it weren't for the huge covered up sign.
I wonder who 'the vendor' might be>The vendor is currently serving a custodial sentence following conviction for offences involving minors. It is understood that the offences were not committed at the property. This information is being provided in the interests of transparency and to assist prospective purchasers in making an informed decision. Buyers should undertake their own enquiries and satisfy themselves as to any matters that may influence their decision to bid for or purchase the property. iamsold cannot confirm the details or legal implications of this matter and accepts no liability for any actions taken or costs incurred based on this disclosure.https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90272568#/?channel=RES_BUY
>>84968094damn, what a titbit to willingly include.
off to the land of nod. deddo threddo today.
>>84968326Goodnight mate, sleep well and take care
Don't want a tv licence. Not scanning the code. Don't have a smartphone anyway.
USA in the lead. Boo.
Based Turkey knows how to deal with immigrants. If only Britain had balls to stop rapists coming in their country.
>>84965374>Ben Benjaminstrange name, that
>>84968495That reminds me of that sex pest Tory MP called 'Rob Roberts'
wtf is the American manager doing the mong spastic
Would have loved to see USA v England matchup
USA v Belgium. USA are going to get a right good botty bum battering in the last 16
Fuming at these cocky USA players winning.
Not looking forward to it as a neet. Thoughts and prayers to wagies for the upcoming third heatwave.
Get me Deanos big willy right now x
>>84968817Not too bad up norf. I'd take 24 degrees over 32 any day of the week.
Last post from me today. Hope you all sleep well. Goodnight lads.
>Page 7 Buh bye breaddington!
Ok never mind it's saved for now phew..
