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We luv are United Kingdom edition
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>>84972460
ultra based edish
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A hopeless spastic all my life
Surrounded by Deanos all the time
I guess I should take it as a sign

I'm feelin' lonely (lonely)
Oh, I wish I'd find a Deano that could bone me (bone me)
Now I'm cryin' in my boxroom
So skeptical of spunk (say what you say, but I want it more)
But still, I want Deano more, more, more

And that is how it should be x
https://youtu.be/jgCVkQhlScc
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>>84972478
At least you have a Deano now eh lid
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I like roleplaying with AI about catgirls pooping.
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food parcel arrived! i know it's smarter to eat the tins of beans or soup first and save this tart thing, but i am eating the tart thing.
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>>84972559
That's nice dear, have a biscuit.
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>>84972460
Have to say I'm not much loving it currently.
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>>84972585
>>84972586
oh my stars
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>>84972559
I'm asking it how to view my blink cameras on PC without using bluestack or something similar
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Anyone else here ever call themselves 'nigga'? I catch myself doing it all the time now.

>stub my toe. FUCK SAKE NIGGA
>walk outside and it's raining. Niggaaaaa..
>randomly replace words in lyrics with nigga. And the nigga always flows so if you go..
>win a fiver on the lotto. Get in there my niggaaa!

I say it out loud around the house so often I genuinely need to control myself when I go out. Probably me being ultra weird. Maybe you lot have similar things.
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Your greatest opponent isn't always the competition. Sometimes it's the conversation you're having with yourself. Control what you can. Let go of what you can't
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Back to the early threads, is it, big man? Those control issues are flaring up again, are they?
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>>84972626
Chika's use of 'nibba' tickles me, so it does.

probs one of those things where you need to be around like-minded pals and/or watch yourself in public. i'll say stupid shit to myself sometimes but it's like nonsense run-on sentences, they'll have the odd 'cunt' or 'fuck' thrown in like if you banged your elbow, but i think my unconscious mind is trying to be clever and knows swearing/edge/-isms are weak trolling. even around others, why not a quick
>i fancy young kids
or
>here are my bank details:
?
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>>84972652
>Back to the early threads, is it, big man? Those control issues are flaring up again, are they?
melty
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>>84972559
Coorr, tell us more lad.
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Julius the shoeless and Deano whisking me away it's lush x
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>>84972658
He stole that gimmick from Soundspacker.
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>shoeless

o my
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>>84972789
tbfair we all steal gimmicks from Soundy.
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I have no control in my life, so I'll force my will on the thread and it's posters.
Big man isn't a real man, more a weak and pathetic babby man.
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>>84972851
Who you talking to lad?
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It's just noodles, mate.
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>20 replies
Time for a new britfeel thread brb
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>>84972856
he is talking to the OP. he stole my gimmick.
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Brutal burn there lad
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Get me one of those choccy Deanos x
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>watch the most recent Cooking With Dog video
>the dog isn't there any more
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>>84972974
>The hosts are Chinese.
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>>84972715
I roleplay as a catgirl owner. I like to get feral catgirls and teach them bad habits like pooping and pissing on the floor and into my mouth. They are really stinky and hairy too and it lush.
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I miss ingerland, the kebabs in the states fucking suck, and there's no greggs
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Why are there so many horsefuckers around? It just not right lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQyxIH1Px20
> 1969: Craghead Colliery | A Year in the Life | BBC Archive

not one of you would have lasted a DAY in a place like this
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wanked so much that the veil has lifted and I'm able to see foids for what they really are.
happens every now and then, like when a dementia patient hears a familiar song and remembers their family.
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>>84973119
I would have been managing it, like my grandfather did
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>>84973146
can you say which colliery your granddad managed?
maybe my granddad hated your granddad, whoa
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I WANNA CUM INSIDE A FANNY
AND GET HARD EVERY DAY
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>>84973166
It was in the North East, that's as much as I feel comfortable sharing.
Funny to think of all the old workplace rivalries that must have existed back then and just do not matter at all now.
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I'd probably even settle for an Arabised Deano x
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>>84973203
>It was in the North East

oh you motherhecker.

what's it like being his grandson? do you take pride in it, do people respect your family, is there still beef to this day?
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>>84973229
Everyone who knew him is in their 90s or heaven so there isn't much residual goodwill.
I respect him enormously, his pension lived on long after he did and kept my grandma in a good life.
I wonder if he was proudly looking down on me when I was bitcoin mining.
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Fanny on my nose
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>>84973264
okay well i'll put some feelers out, see what the vibe is.

congrats on Bitcoin mining i missed the boat thanks to peer pressure + alcohol
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back on the sauce lads
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>>84973329
speaking of sauce.

Most watched flight in the world right now.
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I didn't dwink todays
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>>84973117
More into Fluffies, me.
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>>84973359
imagine if it just disappeared from the map.
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>>84973370
Not right lad, not right at all
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>>84973370
reminds me of them Touhou bean things
(nobody tell the primaries i forgot what they're called ;_;)
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Female farthole
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>>84973418
Little shitrats deserve it.
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Love a bit of karaoke on a Thursday x

I can't stop getting bummed by you
Feel man-love coming through you
DEANO with you beside me
Hold on, heaven guide me.
GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESH
Can't hold out much longer
'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESH
Can't hold out am getting bummed

https://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
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nice half tin of scotch broth + a seeded brown roll.

all at the church's expense, of course.
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Back on RS aren't I.
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I wanked off to my sister again. I feel even more dirty. She's not even hot..
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>you're a nonce

Nasty security lot here taking the piss out of his voice. Getting nasty and swearing...very professional. Dressed like police to make you feel like they have authority kek. Appalling isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug6YOsf2Wpw
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>>84973591
You are grim mate
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God I hate security mongs so much. Thicko shits most likely have criminal convictions.
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You wagies staying up for the matches tonight Just woke up me.
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Nothing to look forward to
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>>84973665
Hope Ronaldo is sent homes
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>>84973669
Get a tv licence and watch the world cup drama lad.
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>>84973669
What about your next wank lad
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Female arses shitting and farting en masse
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Corrrr knew he'd get done in
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>>84973676
Sent home to rape women again and then pay them off to drop charges.
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I'm a NEET and can stay up all night to watch the world cup.
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>>84972585
Oh that looks lush and I mean lush. Enjoy
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EBay have YET AGAIN put the eBay live notifications on my account without my consent. Not happy one bit. FUMING in fact.
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>>84973694
It's a fake story. And he used it as clickbait. Varley will be in seg for years.
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On the other sign you could see the letters clearly through the fabric. Bit petty covering up some brands if you ask me.
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Corrr it's coming home
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I'm a NEET and can stay up all night wanking.
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There are men that go round filming british women's arses in public and then post them on porn sites. Feels a bit weird to me. Coming across a lot of them lately. To be fair these women are wearing very tight gym clothes and revealing tops.
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Rimming a choccy Deano x
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>>84973742
i know it gets a bit daft when BBC programmes have characters ordering "a cola" or whatever they say, but tbqh i would rather we have it THIS way around.

what happens if you go into a pub and order "a pint of bitter"? surely they'd at least say "oh is ____ bitter OK?"
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>>84973786
On Eastenders they show brands somehow. I think it's allowed to be in the background.
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>>84973778
Women love it. They're absolute slags
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Hope we see some spicy Senorita's in the crowd today during them Spain match in a few mins oh aye x
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>>84973783
Do they taste different?
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Cash flow obliterator
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How to keep awakes for the Portugal match de lids?
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That pitch is looking lush today.
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in "rumble in the bronx" jackie chan gives a spacca a game gear (a heinous act in itself) and said child is later seen playing it with no game cart inserted. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder!
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>>84973898
Full bottle of coke or coffee.
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>>84973909
Kek, just watched this two days ago. That little kid is a terrible actor. Probably voice dubbed. Was that a Game Gear? I assumed it was just some fake handheld. The bad guys go hard in that film. They punch that kid right in the face.
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how do you cope with living in mundanity with only goyslop to numb you until the coldness of the grave
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watching spain vs austria
the habsburg derby
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Mrs. Doyle is in Corrie. Wonder what Blad's brother thinks about that.
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I ATE ALL THE BICCIES THE CHURCH GAVE ME

NOW I HAVE NO BICCIES
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Gimmie an Austrian Deano right nows x
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>>84973960
We both had a massive argument about coronation street 2 days ago. I dared to speak during the programme and he had a right go at me, then I called him autistic (coronation street is probably his special interest) and it made him even more angrier. He hates it that much when others talk during the show that he's not even watching Corrie with mum anymore because she talks during it as well. They've been watching it together for probably 25 years and she's quite upset over it. He takes it really really seriously.

As for Mrs. Doyle I have no idea who she is but she's been in it for a while, same with that Irish lad from shameless.
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>>84973996
Kek, fair play he must really love it. That guy from Shameless also played Freddie Mercury's boyfriend in Bohemian Rhapsody. Might rewatch Shameless at some point. Remember the late seasons having too many non-gallagher and maguire characters.
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>>84973936
4k hong kong cut i hope de lad? think the consensus its a game gear. i reckon the writer got bullied by a wheelchair lad and this is his revenge
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Another willy garn down the hatch x
Corr me botty beggin' for a Bantu.
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>>84973996
laffin.
Blad your brother sounds based as hell (i'm sure actually living with him is a nightmare.)
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It Thursday x

Bantus pounding heavy on his arse
Spaff he's got too much of it
Stinky brown cumfarts
From London to Carlisle
On his back they pile
They can gape his hole again.

Looking back his arse was beset
Welper can't escape and he cannot forget
Bantu's got his bum, they still turn him on
They can gape his hole again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
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gonna watch that Spider-Noir.

THIS capeshit is different, lads. i feel it in my bones x
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Boomerbook audit groups are the best
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what does a cumfart feel like?
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>>84974222
like an explosion of pleasure focused tightly on your prostate, before expanding outwards through every nerve of your body.
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>>84974222
Stop being a fag anon
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>>84974333
Wait, is that HHL?
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>>84974369
I am not HHL sorry x
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Bet HHL has a bussy like that corrr it's LUSH x
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Had to hide those two posts. Sorry
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>>84974404
Blad looks like that? Phwoar
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Bussy posting is 100% approved
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>>84974438
Looks a bit like Chris chan
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>>84974438
>my

No proof these are you lid
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Me? Keeping my private parts private from now on x
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>>84974444
I'm not a troon
Epic quads
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>>84974438
i look a bit like this (and say things like this).
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Laughing at this >>84973254 post. A grown man in his 40s getting upset over lads football banter. What a soft cunt. I hope you told him to fuck off
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>>84974446
I'm hideous. Why would I lie about it. I'd post someone way more attractive kek
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>>84974461
No proof, sorry matey.
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Get me one of those Spanish Deanos on tap like that tapas oh aye x
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>>84974469
Just rate my pork sausage
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Ice cream and jelly.

Corr.
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CORR IT'S DEFINITELY COMING HOME LADS
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Turning it off now, bit boring isn't it.
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>>84974520
Garry glitter isn't coming home kek
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Keep seeing foids on their phones all the time at the world cup. Sad they don't really care about the beautiful game.
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>>84974525
Gary's going to bring it home
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>>84974524
The first few matches of the knockouts were pretty based with the penalty shootouts.
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Those cups you get with the world cup meal at maccies holds your standard can of beer (440ml) perfectly. Thank you Ronald x
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>>84974567
Which nugubu did you get on the side of the cup?
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The Mexico stadia are much better imo. The USA stadia are full of flashy headache-inducing screens everywhere. Wish I could go to be honest but it's another summerin the box room.
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>>84974571
I got three actually (They must've took pity on me as I only got the one meal through ubereats).
Ronaldinho, Lamine Yamal, and Grimace. I don't mind Ronaldinho as I grew up in that era where Messi was just coming through with CR7 and Ronaldinho was still top dog. I gave the Grimace one to my sister.
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Hilarious. He'll miss GTA VI kek
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you ever get the feeling a lad just wanted to say 'stadia'?

sort of like someone who says 'the data are'. you just KNOW they had a great time saying that.
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Imagine paying extra for a shitty mcdonalds cup. In my day they used to give out proper glasses free with a meal.
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>>84974606
Imagine being 35 and getting excited over GTA still. I won't be buying it.
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Getting a stiffy over ASMRtists
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Corrr I bet they smell wonderful
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>>84974606
In 16 years GTA6 will still be the latest GTA. He'll just have to buy it discless on the PS7.
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>>84974627
I know that's the shit bit it. I remember getting that robot dog thing as a spoon from a box of jimmy neutron promotional cereal. Young'uns will never know the rush of putting your grubby hand in the cereal to get them freebies.
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Sad when me clumsy dad dropped the 2006 FIFA World Cup mcdonalds glass a few years back. Loved that one as it was shaped like the trophy.
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Adults still single and living with mummy. Imagine that.
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>>84974641
There hasn't been a game released that has appealed to me for about 5 years. Might just buy a basic gaming PC to play older games on.
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>>84974656
I remember the CD-ROMs on the front of the cereal boxes. Good times.
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One Austrian Wantu hanging out my back end as I'm thrashing around helpless in the wokkle bank x
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>>84974670
You know memory and storage is a rip off now thanks to AI gobbling up all the production lines? It's going to be a very expensive PC.
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I remember in secondary school somebody said rubicon was a pakis drink is that true?
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Back on mint aren't I. Catchy OS was a nightmare.
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>>84974706
Me? Debian GNU/Linux. Super stable.
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Moral of the story. Fist a fag to death, and then eat cakes stoned on tiktok to teenagers.
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Gfberg-on-the-naze coming ovah again tomorrow to git her dose of BWC

Is she not

X
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>>84974606
The Deano fixation on GTA is something else.
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>>84974734
Moral of the story. Fist a fag to death that you plied with drugs and all he could drink
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>>84974734
Micheal is used to having brown stuff on his face
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>>84974690
Could just get one of them mini PCs for emulators.
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>>84974718
What's the difference between mint and that? Genuine question. I only chose mint because it looked piss easy and ran RS without needing to connect my jagex account to steam.
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BBC and ITV pay extra for their own graphics at the top of the screen so you don't get an accurate match time. It's always off by a few seconds.
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>>84974761
Change it to a turd and send it to him.
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Would love to see Ronaldo get kicked out tonight
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>>84974763
Got one of them me, I ran the .xyz domain that was posted in here on it here for a time. Lucky I got mine for 165 back in November.
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>Tales from the bottle bank
>by
>HelpLad
Would read.
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>>84974787
But mines DDR5 not DDR4 kek just noticed that, scamming bastards.
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I'm wanking to this lads
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>>84974765
Depends what Linux Mint you got. The main one is based off Ubuntu and has more recent packages. Linux Mint Debian Edition is more stable but older packages. Debian only does security fixes to packages until the next version comes out (usually every 2 years).
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That is one massive log
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>>84974825
How much do you need to eat to shit like that?
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>>84974832
Tons and tons of cheese
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I don't have a bank account because no ID. You need a bank account for bennies. I can't even get bennies.
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>>84974866
Get a bank account then you spastic
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>>84974882
I can't as I have no ID. They want a passport or driving licence.
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Corrr Carol the milf
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>>84974887
Get some ID then you spastic
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Had a cat named Bob once. Sadly it went feral and eventually died.
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>>84974899
Can't get ID. No one will sort it out for me.

>passport needs countersignatures - I don't know any one
>I can't afford driving lessons and even a licence still needs one countersignature
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>>84974908
Then kill yourself. Your only option sorry
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I love you my Deano xx
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>>84974818
I've got the bog standard one. Fair enough, it just depends what you like I suppose. I don't hate on anyone apart from Windows and Mac users.
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Sucks for are Gary.
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>>84974908
Photo ID for 15 pounds that's valid all across the UK. No excuse
https://www.citizencard.com/
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Speaking of milfs, jewel denyle is still going
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Stop posting these fucking hags mate you're putting me right off my wank later.
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>>84974962
No banks accept a "citizen card" as ID.
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>>84974970
Okay I'll post this instead
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>>84974962
Still need a 'referee' from a professional occupation. I don't know people because I haven't lived a normie social life. Sucks. Same issue like the passport countersignatures.
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If you're running low GO TO THE STORE!

https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
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>>84974998
wapped a bit of spam in me air fryer earlier. not bad
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>>84974979
You're right. I was wrong I apologise. Cant you ask your mum for 115 pounds for a passport and pay her back?
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Went auditing a while ago and some foid literally called the police on me. They arrested me and no further actioned. I will post her video now. Cunt.
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>>84975069
Post it in here then. You won't.
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She knows who she is the CUNT thinks she won against me. I will fucking post my audits without fear.
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>>84975074
Not here lad. I will post them on the youtube on a random date.
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RIP Anita Mui you were cute.
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I wasn't very happy when they took my stuff. Obviously now everything has to be kept securely online in case they delete my videos.
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Love rBeau I do https://youtu.be/kgIsIyB9WoM
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>>84974998
Just been looking and there's no special flavours of spam in the UK the closest I could find was the one with real bacon in. Yanks and japs get all the cool stuff while we get the shit.
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No point working for the sake of working. I want sex and I am denied it. I deny working for foids.
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>>84975135
It's always the case that mate. Though, I think we have the superior crisp and chocolate selection over here. Ours just taste nicer.
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I hate foreign foids so much.
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I think I'm a clone now https://youtu.be/7vFGKHzY_38
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drunk on bitters
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Just over an hour until Portugal v Croatia. Get in there.
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drunk on shandy bass
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>>84975187
Phwoaa bet you're pissing for England lid
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How will they prove this? Is the woman going to start crying and the jury sides with her?
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It's been a bit shit without little lad about. I've had fuck all reason to post wwe-ted-dibiase (1).gif
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>>84975181
Will Ronoldo score?
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IT'S FAKKIN CUMMIN' OME'
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>>84975207
He'll pull his dick out i think
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Me and Deano tucked up in bed, Julius the shoeless gone homes now. Garn get that wooty match on soon after I've got that fresh nappy on x
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>>84975158
for me, it's chinese women. Not a fan, and it's my ex's fault. autistic BPD bint
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>>84972460
now THATS an op image
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Jeff Burns
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>>84975135
Yeah.
Tbf though, sometimes when stuff is rejected for sale over here, it's because it's like 80% chemical.
I bought some American "Jello pudding" stuff off Amazon the one day, and that kind of stuff does not agree with your insides.
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Getting the pocket pussy out and getting some Katja Kassin on if you know you know
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>>84975148
Japanese kitkats are a laugh. They have literally hundreds of weirdo flavours, and I think a lot of them are just limited time things.
You can go online and get random selection boxes from importers. I remember having a sweet potato one, which was surprisingly nice.
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>>84975265
She looks British, and that's not a compliment
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Smoking Wops' pubes
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Found another pokemon card, don't remember this chap (don't really remember) but will see if the name sticks in muh mind.
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>>84975395
Jew Dong
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>>84975407
My internet's just gone down, could you see if you could find one online?
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Had a few jars so gonna take my Trazodone and get a spliff on the go
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>>84975448
What about a cheeky wank too?
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there sure are a lot of asian lads on these gay hookup sites huh
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>>84975502
Asians love packing fudge.
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>>84975520
no, its the other way, i mean they want their fudge packing
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Nought wrong with packing some fudge. Even better when you get shit on your shaft. Then your boyfriend gets a fudgecical. IT LUSH.
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>>84975525
Reynhard Sinaga definitely liked to pack fudge
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Need to find some nice English woman with nationalistic views to bring back to the US so she can have rights and guns and AC
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Doctor Congo said I've got another appointment Monday morning so I won't be in unfortunately gaffa
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Get me on that fucking karaoke now x

Spunk on me (Spunk on me)
Spunk on me (Spunk on me)
I'll be gaped
In a cock or twoooooooooo

https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
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>mfw no fudgeicals
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My last GP visit all I heard was foreign languages being spoken in the waiting room. Parents with young babies speaking all sorts. I thought people were exaggerating but it's true. The amount of foreign voices I hear in the local supermarket is mental too.
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This lad definitely liked to pack fudge.
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>>84975594
This lad will look like Droopy in a few years.
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>>84975584
A badger? It's probably just Milhouse.
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>>84975605
That's if he lives that long, this cunt is the most wanted man in the prison system
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>>84975645
Deserves everything he gets and more in my opinion. Bring back hanging.
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Mong can't even quote The Simpsons right.
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Simpsons quotes? know 'em all, me.

>mental plan!
- Carl
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This never fails to make me laugh to be honest. Homer's attitude towards Milhouse is the best running gag.
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Watching the next match now. Just regular HD for me on the iplayer because they won't support UHD for some reason on Xbox One S and X like other streaming apps. Ridiculous.
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Mad how there is a rapist playing in this match. Not right. Even if he admitted it, some foid would still go with him.
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>>84972478
choon that, little lid
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Now I could go downstairs and watch it in UHD on the new tv but it's more comfy up up here.
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Sun right in the goalies face. Very unfair.
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Kek these refs loving giving out yellow cards so early.
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>>84975700
He got the dud!
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All the boomers whinging on the BBC comments section because of pubs staying open for the England match kek. Same cunts who wanted 4chan banned after they wouldn't pay the ofcom fine. This country is so fucking pathetic.
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Top voted comment
>When Monday is a working day and also a school day.. encourage mass drinking into the early hours. Utterly stupid. How many will be behind the wheel of a car at 8am and still be over the limit as a result of this madness ?
yes ban ban ban that's what we need more nanny state controlling everyone. Why should grown adults be trusted to regulate themselves?
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I wonder if other countries have to deal with these boomers. Is there some Pierre, 70 whinging about the world cup demanding a 5pm curfew because he doesn't want his nice BMW flipped?
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Corr imagine nutting in that during the heatwave.
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I wouldn't mind getting bent over at the wokkle bank by a few Croatian Deanos x
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>>84975836
they're right about football, fuck football. But yea, fuck boomers in general
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nelly furtado is fat.
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>>84975857
>reee how dare they have fun when they have to slave away and send their kids to get henpecked by middle aged womenchildren the next day
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>>84975857
it's usually women, tbf. They're genetically predisposed to be like this.
>Nooo! Ban and regulate everything!
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Cristiano Ronalbumdo
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Imagine how many tired wagies there will be on Monday when England lose against Mexico. Haha.
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I wanna wank so bad, but it hurts because I wanked a few hours ago. Low libido is a curse
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Come on score a fucking goal. Been boring matches today.
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At least I'll never be this guy.
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They gave Harry Kane a 5.35 out of 10 after the last game in the public ratings on the BBC website kek. We must have the worst fans on Earth. I cannot imagine anyone in South America or Europe being like this. I wonder what it's like getting to live in a country not full of miserable fucking boomers
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>>84975941
It's so grim trying to wank to porn when your dick just doesn't want to go further and you're left with a bit of precum but no orgasm. Makes me feel like I'm wasting my life gooning. Can't get a sex life.
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>>84975946
You'll just be the paranoid guy instead every time you hear someone knock at the door right?
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>>84975941
Since I've started on the trazodone a few weeks ago I have gone from 3 wanks a day to one every two days. Not fucking on in my book.
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>>84975941
I only wank once or twice a week now. Dunno if it's cos I'm in my 30s now or depression causing it.
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Phwoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what a Deano
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>>84976002
Same and it's not easy wanking either. I cant cum unless I take a break halfway in. No idea when that started but its kinda annoying.
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>>84976002
It's more depressing when you're like me and have to wank 2 or 3 times a day. I can't focus on anything until I get my wank in. It's so depressing how it rules me.
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>>84976002
Same. When I was a teenager I'd crank one or two out a day, in my 20s probably daily. Now I'm lucky to have one a week or even every two weeks, depends how I'm feeling it used to be a habit
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>>84976021
He will have 12 Stella's in him in the pub at 2am when the England game is on for sure
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cant remember the last time I wanked off to just normal guy + girl porn. There's always some element of freakiness or fucked up shit in there now and I don't even wank a lot either. Some chubby hairy girl who has a thread on /soc/ right now got me close though, first "normal" thing that turned me on in ages
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England are going to lose against Mexico. Mexico were very good last match. It's over for us. Kane will be crying.
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>>84976090
If Mexico win, are we out so I no longer have to listen to retards talking about it?
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you know since HHL has gone we haven't had any major arguments or trolling anymore I think it was all him off trip the cunt
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>>84976055
He thinks Ngubu is a proper lad
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>>84976103
you mean Iike you're doing right now?
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>>84975902
Nelly Fatado
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>>84976099
Think so lad. These are the knockout stages.
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Why do the Portuguese people look so greasy?
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>>84975946
Kinnell why would you post this publicly? Dumb nonce.
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Match fixed this. They're waiting for extra time/penalties.
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>>84976201
They could have scored but they had to pass the ball to Ronaldo so he could get the glory LOL. Even the commentators said something a long the lines of that as well, even they can see through the bullshit.
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>>84976103
Fr fr lad
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If I had a girlfriend I'd let better looking lads fuck her if it made her happy x
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Ronaldo's going home LOL
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Finally a fooking goal.
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kek another foid looking at her phone during the goal score replay. what's the point going?
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2 caps. Stealing a living this cunt.
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>>84976272
>stealing a living
very common
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Take the old man off the pitch he's washed
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>>84976266
10 instagram likes are more important
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Offside LOL
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BBC so quick to update the goal count and retract it a few seconds later. It's offside mongs.
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>>84976266
so she can post about it on instagram
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>>84976299
It's so fucking sad.

>>84976313
No she's probably bored and just there for the validation on instagram. Look at me supporting my team at the world cup. Wahey.
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>>84976214
Oh what a surprise. A penalty for Ronaldo now. SCRIPTED.
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This is the most rigged match of the world cup.
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Garn buy mesel a crushed velvet sofa from DHS (sales on ha x) if England win against mexico on facking monday mornin. The missus will love it, love island on the sofa wahey, cheeky go on then
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AI PCs? Not for me. Sorry LenoNO.
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>>84976396
It would look beautiful in your brand new Barrat homes house, get a cheeky Nando's on the way back mate
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thread's electric tonight
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Got another 50 mins of this crap it's going to go to penalties I bet
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Another offside fuck off. Bollocks x
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Ronaldo's coming off bye bye little lad
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>>84976476
Hate looking at his adam's apple.
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>>84976480
Kek I know it's fucking massive
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AI slop mascots.
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Footix. That was a soulful mascot.
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I think it is safe to say that this is the most Jewish World Cup yet.
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>>84976541
We don't know how good we had it
https://youtu.be/sp5yXNqN--A?is=ZgLE6jH4EkXeRE5P
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>>84976556
Well of course it's being held in Israel's vassal state
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It's over for Croatia. How rigged is this?
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>>84976576
I was 8 and too young to really know how good those times were. I remember playing the 2002 FIFA World Cup on PS2 also.
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Have this gnawing feeling that stewing smugly in resentment and prejudice isn't doing us any good.
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>>84976603
>I remember playing the 2002 FIFA World Cup on PS2 also.
Sorry to hear that. That was PES era
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>>84976604
stewing smugly in blind optimism and toxic positivity is even more harmful
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Knew it would go to penalties. Something seems off about this game.
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Ref just letting the game go on. RIGGED to get a 2-2 and add to the drama.
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>>84976667
Ref should have blown the whistle a minute ago. Ridiculous. FIFA is basically WWE now.
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First minute I've seen of world cup in like 12 years and it starts with a camera checking offside. Kino
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Horseshit. Rotten to the core the lot of them fuck fifa
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>hour long second half

lol
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Rigged game for the drama.
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You're not allowed to have a white team go through
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Flicked over to Sky 1 and watching this bellend called al Murray what the fuck is this? Painfully unfunny. Not laughed once. It's like comedy for reform voters
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>>84976808
He's a massive shitlib
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I take a stinky drink
I take a binky drink
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We wouldn't be in this mess if we elected Dr Peter Gammons as Mayor of London
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>>84976808
No one remembers Al Murray's sitcom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4eEDIUAN20

The early 00's was a cultural wasteland in some regards, wasn't it?
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Only time I laughed was when I pretended to be a retard. I cannot believe people have paid money to see this. The camera pans to the crowd and it's filled with pity laughs and awkward faces
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>>84976838
*When he pretended to be a retard, fucking hell dropped a bollock there didn't I
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>>84976835
Like the painful hangover of 90's "lad culture". The painful hangover of Bottom (which is actually really good).
Britain was a strange place in the 00's, idk. A confused place.
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Should I install a 1000W motor to my e-bike? Currently do 30mph with my 500W motor but I'm worried that the fake pedalling won't fool the cops at 40mph. Or do they not care at all anymore? Kind of amazed that I've been doing this three years and cops have never said a thing. Idk why anyone is paying for petrol.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eOfRvuWIxk
there's somethin about 00's slop tho
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was quite the adventure, that.
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Lad over there watching his dark capeshit series on prime. Me? Getting ready for Switzerland v Algeria.
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Last post from me today looking forward to reddits favourite team getting a battering from Argentina at 11pm, good night lads and sleep well
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Half the Swiss team aren't white.
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Wagies sleeping and missing out on the World Cup.
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Need to sort my life out. Watching these fit lads play football and all the normies out there with their girlfriends makes me depressed. Trying to enjoy the game but it gets to me sometimes how lonely life is. I get like this during the Olympics too.
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Once this world cup is over, I'm going to delete my goon folder, stop masturbating and go outside. This is a sad existence for me.
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I wish I were good at football. Last time I played it was in school but bully boys kept saying I was offside every few minutes. Then I was made to be a goalie and they bullied me more for not catching the ball 100% of the time. Horrible memories.
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Imagine playing for Switzerland.
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>>84977454
I didn't give two fucks about sports in school. Never liked it
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>>84977526
Something eerie about black people
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5 am and i have the shits
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>>84977526
Aah, the Swiss. Wonderful people...
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>>84977578
Are you me?
Don't take omeprazole and eat spicy food, just crapped and it feels like I wiped my arse with nettles.
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It a new day and we above ground x



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