Bnnuy Suit editionlast >>84968491
>>84982050wowhot whore
>>84982050Wow reminds me of that bunnymutt guy that loved drinking peoples piss
Bunnybulge....
>>84982050I love images like that. I'd like to have one of those pinup girl calendars but instead of girls in each month it's handsome sexy smokeshow 10/10 2D guys.
im hunting for the wiggly sticks, but some of them are infected, so i have to be careful...
Bloated asFuck i should make myself throw up. Watched sheep detectives today too and cried. Am i getting old and emotional?
I find it comical that johan is a wiggly stick that is always bloated after a mean but I'm always rushing to a marble seat in like 30 mins at best and I'm never bloated unless I'm bloated at the other end and I'm sadly not a stick despite my diet
>>84982596I get really bloated really easily and I'm not sure how, maybe it's because I only eat one meal a day. TMI however but I'm running to the marble throne immediately in the morning. I'd do anything not to be so bloated constantly, gross.. grim disgusting feeling.
buff guys are sexier when they're not handsome, I will stand by it until my death
I hope jonah stays bloated and chokes on his pukeI hate jonah
>>84982608Well I eat once a day too unless I want to have many meal and snack throughout the day but I guess that's just how it works. Maybe I am retarded and bloated too and haven't realized it yet
CUTECUTE CUTECUTE CUTEEEEE NERDS
just saw a video of some blind, cute children. I wanna cry :( how could nature be so cruel...
I see a little silhouette of a man scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango
Me in da middle
I am fucking starving after actually doing work instead of sitting on my ass. Don't know if I want a pizza or to get something else. I should do some more closer to sun down but I don't know if I physically can. fuck those boomers, why do they care if my yard is a little overgrown? They could have at least given me some more time; you're supposed to have a week but the notice always gets here late.
How can I deal with people being passive aggressive and mean towards me even though I try to be nice. I theorize that I might give off repulsive energy in body and soul .. . thinking of how I could fix that.
I ate lunch with grandma today :3
>bf loves his mom very much and cries for her100/10 green flag
I wanna game but I'm tired and pc access seems out of reach. Saw playstation moving away from physical releases completely the other day. Can we get any good fucking news? Because ever move that shitty industry takes is more and more anti consumer and just bad. I hate how new generations are mindless zombies that will just go along with it. They will not be able to comprehend how good we had it. And I can't even blame them too much. When everthing is shit from birth it's hard to imagine that it wasn't always like that and that it's just a result of products you get being shittier because companies can just do that and will do that unless you do something about it. Not to the the past is so great shtick because it depends on what were talking about and I don't think anyone means the middle ages or whatever when they say it but it's hard not to feel like we lived through the best era of humanity...and that it's over https://youtu.be/f7y8F-2lZwQ
>>84983235Okay but my mom is an evil bitch who says she never loved me akin to Tony Soprano's mom. Sorry I don't have that 100/10 green card especially for you. Cunt.
>>84983271You deserved is you ungrateful gremlin
>>84983286Delve tongue deep into your mom's vagina you dumb fucking cunt
>>84983271why doesn't she love you?
>>84983271momma's boys get bashed all the time, this post was for them
>>84983295She loves my abusive cunt older brother more
>>84983320Maybe you should've been better to her ya little bitch
>>84983343Ok you weird freak
My gay quirk is that I get off to lambasting other people over their shitty relationships with their mom that is no fault of their own and I have no fucking idea about the details over *smile*. I'm just a weird powertripping freakazoid like that teehee
>>84983320are you that anon with the lazy brother?
Give me attention miao
>>84983366No idk wtf you're talking about
>>84982050God I wish I had the figure to pull off a bunnysuit
>>84983358nta but you were pretty rude to my innocent post for no reason, and it wasn't about people with good relationship with their parents or smth like that
>>84983390Point me to the post where i was rude
>>84983397you called me "cunt", not that bad but a bit rude
I'm a fat faggot yay need cock
>>84983406unless he's aussie in which case cunt is a meaningless word, they call everyone that.
I'm a fat faggot yay need cock yay
>>84983416we only have left a small 4 inches cock. Take or leave
>>84983406Good relationships with moms are out of peoples' control at times. It fucking annoys me that you would use that as a greenflag as if "oh it's their fault they are evil bad people undeserving of love because their moms are pieces of shit". No fuck off. We need to stop normalizing this bullshit of giving shitty moms say over what is good or bad.
>>84983350You're a weird freak with mum issues pal who had to cry over anonymous post online because of it. Sorry your mum didn't love you it was for a good reason though.
>>84983416this image makes me want to let go and be slightly chub but not too chub
Being fat is a character flaw indicative of lack of self control, unhealthy coping mechanism and physical laziness
>>84983432>oh it's their fault they are evil bad people undeserving of love because their moms are pieces of shitabsolutely not the message I was going for, I know what it means to have a shitty relationship with someone close. Read >>84983303>shitty moms say over what is good or baddidn't consider that in the slightest
>>84983441Aw little mummy's boy is offended at the notion that people can exist not being little mummy's boys
No wonder you retards are all perpetually single. You're still 5 years old mentally and giving your moms say over your minds.
yup. Uncomfy catty hours started, have fun acting like bitches
>>84983426Why post this and not the real one hmm curious>>84983427That won't even reach yay >>84983447Okay>>84983452So true yay
U'uwuw I can't cut the grass today mommy's in a bad mood
>>84983480story lost his mom asshole
Just don't end up as fat as me meow, though with actually exercising daily, walking and riding bikes I don't think you will.
I'm straight but you guys are funny so imma touristfag here
>>84983466Please teach us the ways of failed relationships normie-kun
>>84983489can you stop saying you're fat? You're barely 70 kg
>>84983489can you stop saying you're fat? You're barely 370 kg
>>84983496what? I am nearly 300lbs. I am actually am fat.
>>84983473Why do you say it isn't real when it's clearly meow reenacting his old picture after gaining more weight?
Anon hits 80 and realises, wait a minute, maybe my mother wasn't the pure virtuous angel she painted herself as *dies*
>>84983517>I am actually am fatStory so fat he is himself twice
>>84983526I love ai slop yay
mom suck! Daddy rules! or something
I like this gif it looks like he's riding a cock
>>84983537they're so cute! this one wants cuddles
I am bored and not horny but if I had a boyfriend in my bed right now I would grope him
Daddy suck! (my cock) mom rules (out sucking daddy's cock, because he's mine)!
>>84983547This one wants jim beam
Let's take a moment to appreciate our bisexual friends who post here. You're not alone as you are not unseen. We love you!
big long boingy cocks
So I thought this ugly fat incel dude was perfect bf material but then I found out all his friends are female yikes
>>84983571noo poor thing, he might die with that
>>84983572i like women, but also find some men. I guess that means i fall into the biesexual category... so thank you!!!
>>84983571I wonder if in the wild possums eat fermenting fruits and get themselves drunk? I know some animals do that.
>>84983579If we kill enough possums do you think eventually meow will die?
Let's take a moment to convert bisexuals to full-on gay or else they die
>>84983576uh? No competition stupid, it's all yours
>>84983588How can this conversion take place
>>84983587meow's other critters would avenge them, he's a fae>>84983586neat, this is a new fact for me
>>84983579Mayhapce>>84983586Probably
One moment of attention please! Promised world Gigachad has spoken and said it's ok to be fat. Thank you
>>84983610this is a weird femboy/bara hybrid. It got that mean Regina George gay look, but in a bara body
Gym bros always freaked me out, like how can you even get that strong when I'm a flabby noodle?
>>84983610He looks retarded and my opinion of him instantly diminishes when I see the gormless uggo foid in the back
>>84983653steroids, it's that simple. And le grindset I guess, some people have a stronger will, some people are more depressed
I'm horny gloo. Where man
>>84983610what if its a micro pp
>>84983598I don't know... I didn't think too far. Not like it'd be possible anyway. Maybe deprive them of sexual attention from women and once they are very desperate throw in a loving male partner to get them addicted to hot sweaty tender male on male sexo
>>84983658the girl, who is likely his sister, is the biggest problem here? kek c'mon. Dude is narcisist final boss
>>84983610I am heterosexual. With looks like that, he could be swimming in a sea of pussy so why is he obsessed with sucking other men's cocks instead?
>>84983677what? he didn't say he's gay>I am heterosexualwould you still be one if you were alone with him naked?
>>84983677What! Hello! how's the weather in heteroland
>>84983677Micro peeno. It's always the explanation for these situations
>>84983677>he could be swimming in a sea of pussybig muscles are more of a gay thing. Yes, some girls love them but you'd be surprised how many women do not care or find them repulsive. They know something's up
>>84983672If I can't find women how the hell am I going to find a loving male partner?
>>84983696>>84983677>>84983670sorry to disappoint, but this guy is the full package
FUCKING FAGGOTS I HATE YOU DIE!
>>84983751Something is clearly wrong if he needs to whore himself out for attention on social media
>>84983753men are hot, I know. Take your penis in your hand, nobody will know
>>84983751>>84983761Can you fuck off to lgbt you dumb catty faggot
>>84983761Kys percel
>>84983759he's obviously some Patrick Bateman kind of narcissist. Some people have it very good and like to ragebait others and get people to simp for them
>>84983732Look. The conversion is in an ideal situation in which you, the subject, are under my watch. Like some regime experimentation shit. Obviously this would not work in real life. We are in a gaycel general for a reason . Well. Even that is dubious since there's so many aids-ridden whores in here.
>>84983775what's a percel?
>>84983794>He doesn't knowTirsk
>>84983664>>84983775>>84983803you and your stupid possum images piss me the fuck off I hope you end your life soon
which way? Model or gymbro?
>>84983822Your hatred just makes me stronger you fucking FAGGOT
what's happening to mewo? Do big titty guys make him aggressive?
titties (male)
>>84983840No I don't care for roided out pigs
I'd rather narcissistic bf than a self hating oneGod knows I'm not doing the "you're not ugly baby" humiliation ritual
I hope you find your narcissist cute bf
meow what do you think about the current state of russia-ukraine war? As the great geo political mastermind and philosopher of our time we yearn for your take on this!
You do realize narcissism is a symptom of low self esteem, right? Retarded whore.
>84983899I hope you learn to look anons you reply to in the eye instead of gossiping behind their backs you passive aggressive bitch
>>84983900I hope it ends soon but it probably won't and even if it does Donetsk and Luhansk won't be returned
>>84983884As a self-hater hearing >"you're not ugly baby" is the most retarded thing you could say. A self-hating boyfriend is cured with hugs and kisses, not meaningless words. It's a humiliation ritual for both sides, unless you only date normalfags or something.
>84983913You do realize that kitten won't save you from hating what you see in the mirror ever single day you pathetic loser
>>84983920I'm so proud of you! So valid!
>>84983920>nooooo get away from me I'm so ugly, you could do much better>dont touch me I'm repulsive why can't you see how ugly I am>I think I'm making you dirty just by being around you>I have to break up with you because I know I am bringing you down with me please find someone betterKys
what if my bf is really insecure and ugly, but I love him so much. What if he asks me "am I ugly" and I say "yes, but you're the most handsome person in the world to me" because I'm autistic, how does he react?
>>84983940Nta but how did you know what I used to say while I was almost in a relationship? Do you think we were together
Self hating boyfriend can't be cured because he's fucked in the head and no amount of love will change that. That's simply because he himself can't self love. To such a limited mind any perspective outside of his own has to be fake and wrong, incomprehensible.
>>84983953why are you so passive to people acting cunty to you?
I have schizophrenia gloo where husbie
>>84983944meow isn't going to fuck you dude. Keep trying.
>>84983930Fuck off cunt.>>84983940>>84983944>>84983953>>84983954I already addressed this>unless you only date normalfagsPeople who actually hate themselves stay quiet and keep their thoughts to themselves aside from preaching into cesspits on the internet. They don't go around saying "I'm so ugly oh nooo" unless they are a normie retard griping for attention.
>>84983958You don't put fire out with more fire maybe? I was being county to passive aggressive bitches being cunty first BITCH
>>84983966I'm not ugly or self hating tho YAY
>>84983976oh I get it. You like bad boys
>>84983917Fascinating. What do you think current actions of china on the global market will result in the future? Will half of the world be chinese vassal states or not?
>>84984001I don't knyoww meow where bf
>>84983985No I just don't like getting attacked for my opinions in passive aggressive ways when you are free to disagree and I won't be aggressive about it either. Being wrong is a human right after all.
you guys take things so personally, just chill>hurr durr vaguepostingfuck/chill off
>>84984011oh you're the other guy, i thought I was talking to the self-hating anon
>>84983954That's true, and while if common knowledge it's nice to see other people realizing it from the outside. Thank you. >>84983958I had a nice big breakfast today and was recently having a walk so I feel a wee bit harmonious and at peace of mind. Don't see much reason to be offended and rude and apprehensive yet.>>84983970I know I'm what you're describing but if anything at most I'm a failed normie that fell off a decade ago. I don't like myself but I just wonder sometimes that if it was different than how my life with a boyfriend could have been. Maybe I'd have liked me more and was cool and good-looking and had other issues fixed and was a boyfriend material. I do dream of it sometimes before bed.
*vaguely invites you to fuck my mouth*
>>84984007You don't know? But you're one of the greatest minds of our generation. Please think about it for a minute. I have faith in your abilities to solve complex geopolitical issues we face as a species.
rex is cute
>>84984012This is an acceptable way to vagepost actually. Listen and learn!
>>84984024I understand not wanting to get in a conflict but have some self respect dude
>>84984026I can't think without my thinking bf
>>84984025my smol and chill buddy will fit in just fine, or are you a size queen?
>>84984045erm how small
>>84984024>it's nice to see other people realizing it from the outsideNot sure what flavor of retarded you are, but I'll break it down for you logically. Self-haters hate themselves because they do not believe they possess intrinsic value. A boyfriend showing them love and affection is a direct counter to that line of thinking because unlike family members, who have a duty to care for their offspring, a boyfriend is taking time out of their lives to care for them, meaning that the self-hater must possess some form of value. It is a direct cure to self-hating. Anyone who receives love but continues to complain is not a self-hater, they are a faggot who claims self-hatred when in reality, they don't value others. A real self-hater values others far more than himself.
>>84984038I'm not afraid of conflict, I just don't understand why you have to drag me in one because someone said something on the internet and that person is someone I'll probably never meet or be influenced by. Why do I have to get mad about it when I don't feel like it and why it is so important to you of all people?
>>84984045If the other anon is not up for it I humbly offer my mouth
>>84984050you don't ask a woman his age and you don't ask a men his size. So long
>>84984061This only applies if the woman is a hag and the man is a dicklet so a bullet dodged either way
>>84984066>size queenI dodged a whole nuclear bomb>>84984057now that's a gentleman
>>84984038Name one thing I said to him personally that was rude and mean. Why are you trying to create more confrontational rude assholes, even if you think I am one?I would also encourage him to not be a push over but I'm waiting for you to say how I disrespected him.
>>84984078I'm not a size queen though, I just have a modicum of self respect and won't let subhumans fuck me
>>84984090subhumans have small penises?
>>84984098i do, hate it with my whole being
>>84984055I think you severely overestime how willing self haters are to accept love. I wish you were right but I know they'll always be suspicious at best and hostile at worst.
>>84984078>now that's a gentlemanThank you very much! mlem mlem mlem (dick-licking noises)
>>84984098No, it's the other way around
As an owner of a HUGE, GIGANTIC, one of the BIGGEST cocks in the WORLD I would never date a size queen because it shows a very shallow nature. It's one thing to prefer uncut over cut or curved over straight but size matters not when most dicks can do the job. It's a pornbrain fetish.
my dick cannot do the job tho
other anons not responding to my posts make me feel bad!
>>84984149I'm not going to tell you how your cock is amazing and whatnot I don't know and I don't care but I can guarantee you it could do the job unless you can't get hard. Don't @ me.
>>84984144may i see it olginal
>>84984144You wouldn't date anyone because you can't get any also lying is bad
>>84984157I'm going to respond to your post. This is my good deed of the day. No need to thank me *rides off into the sunset*
>>84984157I see you and I love you dearly
I don't think 13cm is a huge ask but okay.
>>84984172Yet you lies in your post, curious
>>84984144prove it. i don't buy it
>>84984179It's moreso the attitude fatso used up prolapsed whore
https://myreadingmanga.info/saiogauma-the-monster-tamer-who-gets-subjugated-by-an-ogre-part-1-jp/If it doesn't make me insta cum like this big orc dick then it can fuck off
>>84984193Oh boo hoo. How is not liking small dicks different from not liking fat people or whores? Checkmate.
>tfw not horny so hornyposting has 0 effect on me
>>84984180How did I lie? Genuinely
I guess the strength of small dick bf is if you're not in the mood for sex he just wedges it in your ass cheeks and tickles the hole a bit and he's satisfied. You don't need deep penetration every time
>>84984227What is frotting what is oral what is a handjob
>>84984233Gross stuff for whores
small dick = don't be gayI don't make the rules sorry
>>84984240As opposed to anal. Kys hypocrite whore
i have a strong urge to lose my virginity to random guy on grinder
>>84984233They are.. things. They give pleasure. They don't give me the deep satisfaction for 2+ hours after that a good anal pounding gives me
As an owner of a TINY, SHORTEST, one of the SMALLEST cocks in the WORLD I would never date period and the post should end here but i have to fill in and make it as long (badum-ts) as the original. It's one thing to prefer uncut over cut or curved over straight but size matters when most dicks can't do the job because some dudebro just do it man it's easy said it. It's a pornbrain fetish of a whore that knows no limitations.
>>84984266but what if i saw you in public and randomly kissed you in the lips
>>84984259But a tiny dicklet cumming on you without penetrating does? RETARD
>>84984280No but I don't have to get deep anal penetrated with small peepee bf every time. Gay sex is complicated
>>84984287Okay so what's the advantage of a small peepee in this case? Idgi
a bigggg guy thrusting into me is all i need
>>84984243How do i stop being gay? I always wanted to, gays look good, they are confident, cocky, arrogant, overachieving, smart, sexy, lean, muscular, tall, hung, outgoing, social, communicative, messy, fun, happy and beaming. I'm nothing of the sort. How do I stop myself from murking the reputation of being gay, I don't feel like i belong anymore
autistic bf who likes it when i lie on top of him with my full bodyweight
I don't want a too big penis having bf either, my own would be probably on the upper limit of comfortable or maybe even too big
>>84984319its not something you can change so you shouldn't bother, a heavily closeted guy i know who apparently 'cured' his gayeness still says super gay things when hes drunk
>>84984299If you had bf with big peepee you would understand. You don't always want to have to take big peepee to satisfy bf
>>84984337Yeah, you can have sex in other ways. Retard. Like I said already.
>tfw no variable pp size bf
What I'm saying is big peepee bf comes with pros and consequences. Nothing else will give you a high like being fucked by big peepee but at the same time bf wants to fuck and you're not always in mood to take big peepee
>gays look good, they are confident, cocky, arrogant, overachieving, smart, sexy, lean, muscular, tall, hung, outgoing, social, communicative, messy, fun, happy and beamingit's true tho, we are great and used to be elite in history, see Greece, see France. Not everyone can be like us, go be straight, asexual or something.
>>84984344Yea you can frot or do bjs. It's not going to satisfy a true top big peepee bf like anal does. Anal is the golden goose for big peepee top bf
>>84984276who is supposed to kiss me idgi?
>>84984346Obviously? But same goes the other way. I'd rather have to please my bf when I'm not totally in the mood than never being satisfied myself.
>>84984354Depends on the person. Ich hasse dich.
>>84984323weighted blanket bf...
>>84984328Yeah I can see that but I can't be gay because i'm not cool enough to be gay i lack many variable that can male a gay guy have something going on for him, or everything actually>>84984347Are you gonna give advice or just say it off the cuff? i can't be straight, i don't like women but i can't assexual. Can assexuals be asexual because they don't see themselves with a partner?
>>84984319I'm like you anon. Don't let the catty gays deceive you. Please continue being gay, don't leave us gaycels alone ... pleeeeaaase
I'm lonely why nobody save me waa.
>>84984391I guess you can be so repelled and hurted by the experience you will become more apathetic to sex and relationships eventually, but you will never truly stop wishing for a man, it's not something you can change when you have felt a strong sex or romantic drive before. I do hope you will find a man that loves you because of you tho, if you're able to love someone for who they are too of course. Despite the massive amount of vapidness and cattiness this community has, including this place which is supposed to be for gaycels, I wanna think there's still a place for unconditional love even in the gay community, so, best wishes
>>84984437can you shut the fuck up. God. You're so fucking annoying
>>84984427I think unlike me you're cooler and hotter and smarter and overall better than you expect you are anon. How are you a gaycel?
Go out and do more yardwork or just chill for the night? Right now it's 50/50 on if I get enough done by Monday and depends on if we get rain/storms.
>>84984455Yay thank you that's so nice
Waa waa. Lonely waa. Where husbie? Waa waa.
>>84984470saw one of them small hourses in my backyard couple weeks ago. i was standing in the darkness behind the garage at 2am and clicked my hand torch when i spotted it crawlin thru the moonlight. one of them shinny little hourses that gets hourns some times.
>>84984451I don't this is something that i wanted to hear and I was halfway trolling halfway being serious and you probably knew it and sadly wasn't serious with that and now i'm lost and don't know how to reply because yeah I wanted a bf once but i'm bitter now and don't think I really want one because... when i say it's bad, you should believe it. Have you had a boyfriend? What is it like irl?
Raaah where bf I'm lonely waaaaaa can'5 sleep where husbie wwaaa
>>84984498what is that you didn't want to hear?>Have you had a boyfriend? What is it like irl?no, not searching rn. I'm tired of people
>>84984466>I think unlike me you're cooler and hotter and smarter and overall better than you expect you are anon.I could say the same about you anony.>How are you a gaycel?Well, firstly I'm a virgin. And a hermit, socially, I'm very awkward. I keep myself busy to deal with the boredom but I'm genuinely socially retarded so hobbies don't help with anything. Psychological issues get in the way. I'm quite ugly too (should've started with that) to the point that I would rather kill myself than show someone my face, IRL it's inevitable but on the internet you can avoid it which is why I spend most of my time on here. I could elaborate on other things but then It'd be like that "Here's some embarrassing info about me But DON'T BULLY ME WITH IT" image. (embarrassing
>>84984543can you show someone resembling your "ugliness"?
>>84984543*Bullies you about it*
>>84984547yes, the picrele
>>84984547Uhh Picture an arab phenotype with a broad nose. And long hair. Something like that. Don't go playing jigsaw puzzle with that information though>>84984549aaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!!!!>>84984561handsome guy.... his name... picrele.... so dreamy
>>84984606I'm veryvery tired
arab and indian boys are so affectionate
>>84984614Go get some rest Anony
>>84984219Dumb or doing a really good job of playing dumb?
>>84984623I don't wanna wake up alone again so I don't wanna sleep>>84984627I'm waiting
>>84984259This anon has an orgasm every time he poops
My poops are too soft to stimulate my boy Button:(
>>84984323If meow or story did this the would have to explain to the police that it wasn't a first degree murder but an accident
>>84984653I'm only 75 kg tho
>>84984630You said I can't get any which is a lie hypocrite
>>84984346>Nothing else will give you a high like being fucked by big peepee This only applies to bottom whores?
>>84984662It's true though since you're here. Or are you a normoid whore who doesn't belong?
>>84984511Your answer and that it didn't fool you that i'm so cool that i'm ready to really cut it all off>>84984543>I could say the same about you anony.no you don't, i forbade you from it starting nowI'm become more and more of a hermit and time goes on and I don't need human interraction at all but I still far from being totally homebody which is a miss for me, I'd have loved if anything I needed was shipped to my home. I am mentally ill i just don't know what i have now, I've heard that at least those in the initial stage can tell and analyze it and see the difference between usual and prior. i don't think you're that ugly but i don't see you from face to face but i can't only go off from one relationship that i had, well it was a e relationship and I felt like that other guy wasn't the best looking but over the 6 months I grew into it and his features that were ooouff became familiar and cute and lovely to me so maybe when you find a man it will be the same for you and he will see what you don't like about yourself in a way that has actually attracted him to you in the first place. don't think I was having the same grace, he didn't tell me I was a puke I know I am when I have to pay for stuff and the thing that reads cards forces me to look in my reflection, all low angle, chins up, in terrible lighting and focus and angle, wearing what i wear at the moment looking pissed that i have to remember my pin yet again that I've forgotten. I love the picture you're referring to, it was in my roll somewhere and I love using it, likeD.Being meta, do you think sometimes this newfound insecure character sometimes overwrites your usual personality and while you may have been shy and trembling always, it overexposes those qualities, adds more negatives and forces you to paint the more murky picture and even affects you decisions? Because for me it does, to the point of going against my wishes and routine sometimes. I know I could have it better but he controls me.
>>84984658I was about to turn this on its head saying "Yeah!!! 75,000 grams!!! Hahaha #pranked" But then I realized that it would be the same as 75 kg and not more. <--- dumb
>>84984685Wow knowing metric is so hot anony
This is stealth BBC posts and vague posting about BBC the thread btw
>>84984621*Throws poop at you*
>>84984677Fist off, do you even understand the difference of not having something and not being able to have that something?
>>84984684cute schizobable
>>84984649I wouldn't mention the state of your poop in a thread where scatbot is active in unless you want more questions
>>84984705Maybe. But I do know the difference between coping and not coping. And you are coping. Hard.
>>84984729No I think you're having another schizophrenic episode so keep your fat mouth shut next time thanks
>>84984735Osui ja upposi lol keep seething whore
finished the battery swap, aftermarket is bullshit. this bitch bulges out like 2mm more than oem
>>84984684I think we are quite similar anony>over the 6 months I grew into it and his features that were ooouff became familiar and cute and lovely to meI get that a lot!!!! It's easy to do it for other guys besides myself, but it's impossible to picture ME being the object of affection you know... I also relate to that whole reflection on the card payment thing. It's really a bummer to see oneself in such unflattering angles, even more if one isn't all that flattering. Feels like a grotesque caricature, it fucks me up.>do you think sometimes this newfound insecure character sometimes overwrites your usual personality and while you may have been shy and trembling always, it overexposes those qualities, adds more negatives and forces you to paint the more murky picture and even affects you decisions?Yeah. Feels like fight or flight to me and it makes me do stupid shit, I've ended up embarrassing myself many times for doing things that I thought would be brave of me to do like for example letting myself go all out or being open or something.
Fighting the urge to eat ice cream in the middle of the night. I'm not going to because I have self control but I would really use it right now *sigh*
>>84984830Try drinking a cold glass of water to calm the urge, mayb... it works for me
>>84984843Yeah I was going to drink more water...as soon as I manage to get out of bed...any minute now
Where bf who saves me by squeezing my fat tummy and kissing me waa
so fucking mad i missed out on high school shota sex!
>>84984897What's high school shota sex for big fat hairy ogres called?
>>84984937>>What's high school shota sex for big fat hairy ogres called?cope
I think we could convince maga on passenger rail if we use coal fired steam locomotives
>>84984946Not wrong. All conservatism is showmanship, performative, and superficial. A loud train billowing smoke is the ultimate attention-grabber.
handsome anon asshole will never embrace my lips so im depresed
Meow where husbie
does tub matter or should i keep my skinny body >>84984977
>>84984997Iunno I like all kinds of men
>>84985003imma stop caring about my weight then
>>84985010Yay good for you nonny
I don't have no family I don't have no kids
whelp two days to get the yard cleaned up and I don't know if I'm going to make it. Depends on when the code people come on monday and what exactly they're looking for.
Should I have some gyoza tonite
>>84985032>>84985070Good posts. Cute boys are needed in /r9gay/. Reward yourself with gyoza.
i am awakened. now what do i do
>>84985220whatever you want, brochacho
>>84985242but idk what to do. there is nothing to do... i slept too late so they already cooked dinner
>>84985279oh you mean that you're awake, not spiritually awakened
>>84985296yeah. well, i could be spiritually awakened, but thats not important right now
guys all of my 2nd favorite places to post are dying and im too old make new friends
I took some leftover bbq pork and cooked an onion
i need to get rid of my man tits despite being 20 bmi wtf to do
why does the little mouseover post timer keep breaking this is really ruining my 4channel experience
>>84985627How is that even possible???Bench press could help but I wonder how that's even possible. You should get a blood test or something.
Tonight's world cup match is such a snooooozefest I'm snoozing.
Well there we go I have my pokemon I want to catch in the upcoming event now I just need to go to my local things next week to catch them. With that I can finally shower and watch some more anime about the former "good guys" commiting horrible acts
>>84985829but why what are you going to do with those pokemons
>>84985814really? i didnt know it was possible to tell the difference. they all looked exactly the same
>>84985940Raids to continue to get better and better pokemon right now I'm just gathering some that don't require a bunch of these hard to get moves and lots of battles. Which in turn will let me get those same ones I can't get right now
>>84986004oh i thought you meant like regular mainline pokemons. that makes more sense
https://voca.ro/1aBHUji0C8wa
drinking cold milk
>>84986857you can just say milk desu milk has never been drinked at another temperature
>>84986912I left it out a while and now it's room temperature, checkmate catholics
>>84986940but did you still drink it at room temperature? no huh
Rise and shine brobots!
>>84987569im awake im awake. what are the plans for today anon
Random infodumpthere's this really sweet guy I chatted with on Instagram a few months ago over a post and I started following him. He's so kind, the manly type of kind but not too masc or strong, lonely like me but more active. I think I got it bad for him but he's probably straight and I'm not good looking enough for him. I like liking him tho, I like watching his face on my feed and I hope he's happy, I wanna kiss him, I wanna see him smile because of something I saidThat's all, bye
>>84987610Clean up the place a little (done), shaving and uhh rotting in front of a puter playing vidya.>>84987624Why do you not know if he's gay dumbo? Just ask him.
>>84987639living the dream...what vidyas?
>>84987724Path of Exile 2 and Shapez 2.
>>84987639nice. thats kind of like what im going to do today, but ill probably go out with my sister to watch fireworks for a little too
>>84984323Why do u want a autistic bf do you have a fetish for guys who like to eat chicken nuggets
Starting to hate myself unusually more than usual. I'm not sure. I just hate how much the internet has seeped into my brain. I want to free myself from it all. I wanna start making a schedule of sorts, trying to get away from the computer more and all that. I feel like a turtle hiding in my shell. Sorry for the blogpost. I'll head to bed now
>>84988049real world isn't that much better. Your eyes will hurt less
>>84988049the turtle and its shell are inseparable
>>84988049we all go through these moments. it will be okay anon
nah, it won't be okay, it's only downhill from here. God bless
>>84985627are you brown or mixed? I heard non whites and non asians are more likely to have manboobs and fat asses
man tits...*gulp*
>>84985956Well, I'm a bit of a football fanatic. That's why I could tell the difference. Also, the team I was rooting for won, so I humbly ask for any of the anons present to give me a kissy
I cut myself while making food and told my autistic bf how I love blood and how this is just great and how I feel amazing and then I watched his confused face as he asked why would anyone like that?I love autistic boys they're really really dumb
>>84988057I assume so. At least I will have some money to do fun things. Supposedly. >>84988126I watched the mexico match a few days ago, it was good. The red card moment was hilarious also.
Any bpd thots in here? I need to rough up a bitch
>>84988134nah you're going to end up poor and miserable wearing a thin foil hat, like everyone
bf who says thin foil hat instead of tinfoil hat
good morning sirs, it is 5am (bedtime)
>>84988172cats are ugly
>>84988167DUMB bf who doesn't know thin foil hat and tinfoil hat are both valid ways of saying it
You're all valid and so seen and so amazing and so beautiful!
except you of course
The bombs Will be coming soon.>>84988167Yeah i'd be breaking up And maybe murdering him after because how can one be so retarded
I hate men so fucking much
Teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles~
Women rule, we hate men in this threadNeed to gossip with my girlfriends they're so kind except they talk shit behind your back but it's ok I do it too because I'm one of the gurlz
>>84988273That's not a ninja turtle, however?
>>84988255English is a retarded language to be fair
Jonah wants to murder someone? I hope he goes to prisonI hate jonah
Where bf who saves me by squeezing my tummy and bitties (boy titties) while calling me a dumb cow and rubbing his boner on my plump ass
I'm on the verge of going to the forest and killing myself there, do you think it's time to take my antipsychotics
I was tackling the mess of the yard and mow started sounding different, like it had less power. Uh oh, no please not a failing mower too, I won't need it again before the check on Monday but I still have a half season of mowing left. I can't be fucked trying to get it fixed or buying a new one right now.
>>84988454Yeah take em
>>84988150Yeah sure man I'm right here go crazy
Moo where bf who likes short fatties
>>84988575did you try charging the mower
>>84989208its a gas mower. All I know is that I push it into a decently heavy bit of brush, it sputtered a bit and I thought it was going to quit on me but it settled into making a different noise and had less power. I finished the yard with it but don't know what it will do the next time I have to use it.
>>84988295Possibly the worst language..>>84988575Just get a fuckin goat man
>>84989265maybe you should buy american gas instead of whatever cheap thirdie stuff youve got
Shaving my legs rn
>cuckbot wants Jonah to go to prison just so he can imagine him getting raped by Jamal?The depravityI hate cuckbot
Think I'll get minecraft just so I can play the batmoon dlc
>Meow simp waits all day for jonah to make a post just so he can drag him into his BLACKED postsThe depravityI hate meow simp
Shaved my legs and butt yay now I'm smooth as heck
Ppillow soft.. bbed zo cozy ...
>>84987961I did a home made 10 piece with BBQ sauce and fries for dinner last night and you weren't there for me to lie on top of after :(
>>84990164Why is there so many posts fantasising about raping me I don't understand it
>>84991162I hate you because you are an annoying e-whore and meow simp hates me so just by proxy he brings you into his posts and posts about you getting raped and BLACKED to annoy me or something I don't really get why he does it desu
oh man i ju
>>84991343hi joseph i met you the other day already but thats okay
I wanna get complimented and groped waa
I was cheerful bright and gay...no wait, I was only one of those things
I got to hold a possum joey once when I was a kid at one of those small time petting zoos. As an adult I realize they were probably not treating their animals well.
>>84991636*touches your butt
>>84991768*Whines and moans*
I'm so gay for the scene in "Pain and Gain" where Mark Wahlberg blocks someone else's punch and throws him in the pool, then keeps him in the pool and after pulling him back, holds him in a chokehold.I wish a huge, muscular, arrogant bully man would do that to me.
>>84991162Cuckbot hates you for not being into blacked porn and I just expose his motives for others to sew because he did the same thing to meow and others, he's a sick and twisted bbc addict and that's why we hate him
>>84990498Post legs and butt
>>84992054Legs, won't post butt
>>84992070That was quick.Nice legs. You should shave your feet doe
>>84992107Yeah I just did after realizing. Sorry about that.
>>84992126It's okay. Soon you're gonna hop on grindr and get TOPPED while you're still feeling cute and smooth, right?!
>>84992187I don't do casual sex I just want a bf
>>84992070I wouldn't recommend posting pics here since there's an insane schizo poster we call meow simp and he loves to make BLACKED posts and edits involving other posters and their pics
>>84992201Oh, alrighty then..
>>84992278Yeah I shaved so I can use an ipl tmrw mostly I'm too scared of strangers to fuck one
>>84992254I've only ever heard of these people talked about, never do I see their actual posts.Do they even really exist or are they an elaborate sock puppet?
>>84992347Meow simp doesn't exist but cuckbot does
What are yanks doing for 4th of July?
>>84992412I'm yankin it if you know what I mean
oh god, no, that was a lie, I'm not even american
>>84992412left the flag out in the rain
>>84992412puttin fire crackers in my pee hole as is tradition
>>84992347Cuckbot doesn't exist but meow simp does
best way to shave body?
>>84992489I just take most of it off with a oneblade and then finish with a razor
>>84985662theyre sm0l
>>84992489with a potato peeler
I will drink tonight for the 4th of july even though I'm not even american. wahahahaha
I love short obese twinks!
I'm short but not obese
>>84982050stupid fucking retard is dropping and spilling everything baka my motherfucking beer has been walking here for 10 minutes 10 FUCKING MINUTES AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING IF HE LOOKS AT ME WEIRD FOR NOT TIPPING...
Just a normal day for me, just sitting here doing nothing while listening to the normies shoot their fireworks. I hope one of them blows off some fingers.
Miau where bf who gropes me
>>84992583this nigga is built like a grandma
game plan tonight>steak>sausages>onions>corn
>>84992909pretty face with mediocre body is so fukn cute
>>84992567i got wasted on friday so sadly can only manage a couple drinks tonight
I can't drink due to my heart meds, though I didn't even before I got them. I can't stand the taste.
Apparently I've been paying a subscription service for the last 8 months and just didn't know because it was such a small transaction. I don't even know how I managed to do it one might say I signed up for a free trial but I can't even tell you what the subscription service gave me and looking it up there is no way that I would ever sign up for this because it's completely useless to me. It's basically the equivalent of signing up for someone to take care of your lawn every month when you don't own a lawn. Needless to say I'm kind of pissed off about that. And even assuming that I actively just misquipped and actually signed up for this in what world is it okay to have a free trial or subscription start so easily that someone could accidentally start one and not know. Fucking retards, not only that but apparently they actually have had class action lawsuits filed against them were people had not used their services for years only to randomly start getting billed for their shitty subscription so I potentially didn't even sign up myself but was forced to and yet I will never see that money again
I'm trying to stop drinking but there is beer everywhere, especially since the World Cup is on. I watch youtube, beer and cider ads. I go to read a BL manga, characters drinking beer in every non-school one. I go to play vidya, RPG with taverns and beer. I go out for a walk, big advertisements with beer and cider on them. I go shopping, alcohol everywhere on sale. You can't escape it.
steak was great tonight
