An edition all about Manchester
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Karaoke night tonight lids xDon't you know I'm still getting bummed better than I ever didLooking like a gaped batty, feeling like a spasticI'm still bottom after all this timePicking up the pieces of my life without you on my mindI'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
Love a good Manchester tart me x
blad and ketmong having a nice little dox sesh on all the britfeel personalities in their private discord x
>>84988434How do you know this though?
>>84988437Someone was saying it was a bot last week, another week it was a kraut on a vpn kek
>>84988434One wonders what they plot in their secret irc and discord channels
>>84988409>01_uk_manchester_hero.jpgayy but at what cost
>>84988426> Manchester tartAye a Manchester tart is lush. Only 50 p and a packet of crisps and they will suck you off. Proper slutty tarts them manc girls.
Seethie Saturday x
>>84988426Never had that but I looked it up and it looks good
>>84988437they've both been doxxing HHL who has them added on PSN and thinks they're his friends kekwould be VERY concerned if I'd told these two any personal info off thread
Sucking on Shippy's hairy man tits
>>84988500There's no proof for any of this. It's all in your head, saddo.
>>84988505Bet they taste like onions
>>84988461Always the same shit. Some absolute freaks who will spend months pretending to be friends so they can learn your real life info and drop your dox on britfeel and get their cummies. Would never trust any of the "nice lads" from these threads
HHL has been gone for weeks now, why are you cunts still talking about him constantly?Is he not lurking /britpol/ and /brit/ now?
>>84988515Ketmong was exposed weeks ago but blad admitted last thread he was doing it >>84988278
>HHL has been gone for weeks now
>>84988527He never left x
>>84988532I can false flag too
Get me a Deano round x
If you act like the bossman online, it's likely you ain't a bossman.If you act like the hardman online, it's likely you ain't a hardman.If you act like a paedophile hunter online, it's likely you are a paedophile.Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah, yeah. Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah, yeah.
Where is our little Ketrat
Spending his Saturday afternoon defending HHL what a life
>>84988586morning friend, just woke up + logged on.caught up with previous thread. sad to hear about Lollers' books. glad to see Blad has purchased Vigilante 8 (if the N64 version is as good as the PS1 one). not nice that anon was banned for 30 days but IMO it's a fair cop. and he knows this, in his heart.will be perusing the secret Discords now for the REAL goss.
>>84988599He postYou readX
>>84988621>not nice that anon was banned for 30 daysthat was Blad. Weird that you'd pretend not to know that.
>>84988639Probs because it wasn't blad big man?
You know what you're right I said his full name once and got a 30 day ban that I deserved. I shouldn't have said it and I apologise to HHL for doing so. Please forgive me.
>>84988409Disgusting Jewish towers
oh aye what a joyeux kino this was.>>>/vr/12662380was a potentially good thread this, think /vr/'s janitor/mod got sick of the flame war and nuked the lot
Fuck it wokkle bank it is. Karaoke on tour xBantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
>>84988642It was his table though >>84988202 he's posted it loads before
Might get a Wominos tonight
>>84988639oh, thought it was a separate dude. like i doubt Blad was the one who made that 'short story' (really good deferred punchline though, props to that anon)>>84988646this DOES sound Blad-y. Blad YOU DO NOT OWE THESE PEOPLE THIS they are TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU(also that's my image that HHL reposted, wonder if the detectives will make anything of that)
doxcord been exposedketrat on the ropestotal anon victory
>>84988680the Discord is a front, a smokescreen> [14:27:01] * Now talking on #/britfeel/you won't believe the developments that have been made in the past 9 minutes
I think I'll have some spam for lunch https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag?feature=shared
First jar down the hatch just now, classic HHL style
>>84988674Well I've apologised to HHL that's all that matters I've made a mistake, owned up to it and now it's time to move on
albeit from me to criticise someone's English use, but>GOOD LuCK eNGLaND>IT'S COMING HOMeexplain, graphic designers.
I'm the guy behind the HHL dox. Ketmong and Blad had nothing to do with it.
>>84988749Based goodlad
>>84988746It's called artistic licence
>>84988742best Vigilante 8 character/level?(you're not allowed to pick Y the Alien).
>>84988621I'm actually good about that now, desu, mate. Most of them were academic books that I no longer needed and from a past life lived. The few I still had occasion to look through I have added to my Kindle. >>84988706> [14:27:01] * Now talking on #/britfeel/You're a star keeping the channel going. You never know, one day it might be needed more than we think now.
Got some tinned salmon on the go x
If the current polls remain the same until the next general election then Farage will be the next prime minister, leading a Reform-Tory coalitionWould you like Farage as prime minister, or not?
>>84988742>and now it's time to move onexcept for HHL who now has his info out and got kicked off his footy team
>>84988769Kekkinghams and LUSH
>>84988766Better than labour at least
>>84988760To be honest mate I've not played it yet I've been playing Ocarina of time again and right after I like to play majoras mask considering it's a direct sequel. I have a small backlog of games that I want to get though atm when I'm playing it I'll give you my opinion on it
>>84988764Vile disgusting nonce you make me sick
>>84988754shall be filing a request for information with Asda Stories Limited, make sure that artist's licence is valid.>>84988764fair enough! i regret just selling books in bulk at book sales or on eBay or whatever. mostly comic books tbqh. but i dunno man, some day i might sit down and work through all of Engineering Mathematics, 6th Edition. become a proper maths boffin, cor.do you just d/l dodgy eBooks or do you actually get them through Amazon? i HATE reading books on a screen, but a second-hand Kindle thing might not be so bad. then i can get rid of some books too!
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>>84988782cor you're in for a treat (if it's your cup of tea).i have said too much critical of Ocarina of Time lately HAVE FUN IT'S A GOOD GAME WE ALL KNOW IT'S GOOD nobody hurt me please
>>84988765Looks like something bazza threw up after having 15 pints down at the pub
>>84988781Labour: trying to build a better country for everyoneReform: trying to build a better country for racists
>>84988766I think the cracks are already showing. Whenever anybody asks him about the 5 million pound thing he has a right shit fit over it
>>84988765>This is what NEETs eatGrim
Labour: destroying the country under guise of socialismReform: destroying the right under guise of FOR THE PEOPLERestore: not sure how they are planning on destroying things yet, probably there to destroy the right.
Not particularly enjoying reading The Iliad desu desu wa.Most of the way through now and it's very repetitive. I won't pretend to like it just because it's thousands of years old.Oh wow, Apollo strengthened his courage and he won the battle? Oh but in the next chapter Apollo did the same for another man. Oh and next time maybe it will be Zeus or Athena. Absolutely tedious. Just don't get poetry me. I don't. Simple as.
>>84988802I pirate them, mate. If you pick up a used Kindle from CEX or Cash Converters, it's around 20 bong. I'll drop you some links to sites that have epubs, you can convert them to azw3 online for free and just drop them into your Kindle via USB. Neato! I has some engineering books too, thermodynamics etc. I have them on my Kindle now.
>>84988835You: destroying this country by refusing to procreate
>>84988858Not my fault yer mum can't shit out any more kids.
Deanos round, Julius is on the way, it's gonna be lush x
>>84988852>I'll drop you some links to sites that have epubsi'm good me lad. speaking of IRC there's still #bookz on UnderNet (probs where a lot of these dodgy sites get them anyway) and Mobilism (annoying 'direct downloads' that are not direct downloads).if it's some mad reflowable format can you make the text bigger? we all ageing eyes in life x(thank you for the helps)
Little lids not happy and that is ok
my nice friend is going round the cheap shops and she has offered to get me a few bits until i get my PIP, whoaaa.going to get some STAGG chilli if it's on special. i am a fussy eater and i'm just not going to eat some of these tins from the foodbank (they'll get redonated don't worry lads)
>>84988835I don't think Labour are destroying the country though. Starmer has been right to rebuild ties with our allies in Europe for example, and he was right to keep us out of the Iran war. Labour have also strengthened rights for workers and renters. I'm sure that the wealthy bastards who fund Reform and the Tories would love to tear up these better rights though.One thing where Labour probably should go further would be ending the triple lock for pensions. Perhaps pensions should even be means tested, because why should a multimillionaire retiree get a state pension paid for by young adults who are struggling to pay their bills?Unfortunately Labour are committed to the triple lock for the moment though because it was in their 2024 manifesto.
>>84988889you're acting like some of us haven't lived in the SR postcode area, and don't immediately see what you're doing.
>>84988920Why are you upset lid?
>>84988823Don't see what the problem is. If someone offers me a free 5 million pound I'd take it.
>>84988945would you like a list?
>>84988875>#bookz on UnderNetNice, I didn't know that. They might have some books I find difficult to find on the clearnet. You can change font size on the Kindle and there is a multidirectional button on the front of mine, it's the 2GB one. I assume you can use that to pan on diagrams but I haven't had the need to.
>>84988955No I'm alright thank you
>>84988916>because why should a multimillionaire retiree get a state pension paid for by young adults who are struggling to pay their bills?They've paid into the system their whole life lad. It's not their fault the economy is worse now they're retired.
Most insane sunburn I've ever had. Like I didn't know the sun could do this at all. Probably multiple layers of skin absolutely cooked. Peeling off and turned hard. Like an alligator's skin, all rough and that innit. It really not lush. Quite worrying actually.
>>84988965aye #bookz is sound, you just go in and type> @find twilight stephanie meyeror whatever it says in the topic, you get a bunch of messages from bots telling you what to type to request them over DCC. it's like the good old days of animes.might look into Kindles, are any just good by default? like how you had iTunes iPods back in the day, then just cheap MP3 players that actually played MP3s?>>84988967you're welcome and thank YOU, i really didn't want to type stuff.
>>84988916They are by trying to be more than what they actually are, which is a manager. When they step in and tell us how we should act and think (which they all do) then that is going too far.
>>84988989>Most insane sunburn I've ever had.Proof?
>>84989017I have used tablets and an iPad in the past to read on and they are not as good as a Kindle IMO, mate. I'm off to a frens for a few hours, catch you laters! Have a good afternoon!
>>84989058What do you use to watch CP?
>>84989051sort of seconding this although i think i'll regret it if proof is provided.>>84989058have a good day pal cherish your friend(s)
>>84989070NTA but i recommend mpv on *nix and MPC-BE on Windows.
>>84989070Bit weird to be asking for tips, ya perv.
>>84989058Can't wait for you to get the ian watkins treatment x
>>84989058Have a good day mate, take care
>>84988970That's like a pensioner demanding some free surgery from the NHS, even though they don't need surgery, just because they're "paid into" the NHS for their whole life.>>84989036I don't think Labour tell the public how to think, but all governments create laws about how to act. That's why murder isn't allowed.
would you date a vantablack kween?https://www.instagram.com/alicia.kinnaird/
Hes off to meet his nonce friends to watch CP together
>>84989110Shan't be giving mark zuckerberg my ID I see an instagram post
>>84989117Need sparking out desu
>>84989110Imagine Ebin and her shagging
realised i can transform Asda Just Essentials chilli con carne INTO STAGG Dynamite chili with this one simple trick.
Wanta black Wantus all around me spaffing x
HEY MISS MURDER CAN IHEY MISS MURDER CAN IMAKE BEAUTY STAY IF ITAKE MY LIIIIFEOOH-OOOHHH
today's story is Star Wars: Whills(1/3)
moar Star Wars: Whills (2/3)
Star Wars: Whills finale(3/3)
>>84989102They're telling us and the world there is no problem here, yet we know there is. We're told to accept everyone and that our own rights don't matter as much.Thinking there is an issue in this country is a massive issue for the government and a lot of councils and the government want people to stop thinking it is an issue.There's also the issue of "the nudge unit" a confirmed thing, which is about psychological nudges, aka getting people to think a certain way.It doesn't make sense, your reply I'm talking about. Murder isn't just a bad thing because a law says it is.
>>84989102You pay into the NHS so it's there when you need it. You pay into a pension on the assumption that when you retire you'll get to claim it back.
>>84989177>>84989186>>84989189Post gay erotica about britfeel personalities instead
>Yes I know you've been paying into a savings account for years but you don't really *need* that money do you? We're just going to take that money and give ourselves a bonus instead.
>>84989235>anon learns about economicsif you don't like National Insurance, leave my country, ta x
>>84989306I can't, I don't have a passport
Yeah I bought muh doll a chum. Her sister if you will. Also going to message the seller (I think they made them) as I want to buy one for a bar in my town. Goth bar, weird and wonderful decor, I think she'd fight right in there.
>>84989346your dolls are strange, it must be said.
>>84989370I am as well, desu.
Lollers would break in minutes if he was being raped by a gang of large men. He'd give up all his nonce co-conspirators easily.
corr loving these new thumbnails are Mark is doing on his videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-FVwXmay8
>>84989386He'd probably enjoy it
>>84989379maybe you need to cut down on the devil's lettuce xUNLESS this all a ploy because you secretly fancy some goth girl at this bar in which case take MORE of the wacky backy that's one inspired idea to win her heart
Age of the internet coming to a close lads, anonymity being completely ablated in every nation. It was fun while it lasted, but uh oh wrongthink wrongthink!!! Can't have that, everyone must submit a 3D scan of their taint in order to have a YouTube account. So tiresome.
Depressed comes from deep pressed
>>84989403I'm just weird, with or without drugs, and it's not for a girl. I went to the bar once earlier in the year while waiting to go to a retro game thing, and ended up staying for 3 pints because it was just so cool. Gothy macabre type decor, great vibe, I got it, and think the doll would fit well. Going to see what the seller says, then buy it next bennies day and take it down. Probably get laughed at, but can have a pint then get out.
>>84989405i don't see any technical way they COULD take away my IRC, and if we swap the 4-5 big sites for old-fashioned web pages and forums on Tor, i will actually be happy about that.ultimately if e.g. Discord or Reddit choose to comply with some regulations, you can just go somewhere else. i wish people had done that of their own free will decades ago, just look at how big Steam is.
>>84989442the risk is if you're SO EMBARRASSED (mortified, you will) that you loose access to the cool goth bar as a resource ;_;play it safe lad. spin the doll as a spur-of-the-moment thing. they can't know about the prep time involved.
>>84989453Yes, it will be worded as such, saw this and thought of you guys.
Julius the shoeless and his rather large bulge x
What's for tea, lads?
off to watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3 see yous all in a bit
>>84989501Deanos arsehole
>>84988970>They've paid into the system their whole life lad.Lmao no they haven't. The vast majority are in debt to the system, not credit. They've already cost the exchequer far more than they ever contributed.
mad how much colour there is in that imagebeen over a (1) year since i watched the episode, maybe it was meant to be night
If little lad didn't spend his time telling people he was going to kill them then maybe just maybe he would not have been doxxed
Imagine actually living in Leicester. Fuck me.
>>84989680Do you think that's why or how it happened?
>Imagine actually livingsome men don't have a choice.
>>84989734some nasty pasty thinks he's playing cyber-Batman and it's okay if he invents a reason after-the-factyou could say it's quite telling it's stuff like 'he said harmless lies' and not all the white supremacist views.
>>84989759womp womp big lad
>>84989759Is that why you helped dox him lad?
>>84989735She obviously hates him. Calling him "a loser" openly on television etc. I mean fair enough if she thinks that privately, but to do that openly on a very popular TV show shows much more contempt than he deserves. I wonder if that kind of hostility from one of his closest family members is part of it. This is a short clip so obviously we don't know, but it looks like the father isn't around either. Deceased perhaps or just gone. I wonder if the sister learned that kind of open contempt for him from the father. A good parent would tell her that it's not ok to openly disrespect him. Open disrespect may have been the norm at home when he was growing up, which led in part to his stunted development.
>>84989734Probably played a part
>>84989772>Is that why you helped dox him lad?no
>>84989735Would she be happier if he was made homeless?
Me? I'll be cheering on them Moroccan Deanos x
>>84989789In what sense would it have played a part? Struggling to see the relevance.
>>84989809probably. what she's NOT saying is that she wants the house.
Use yer noggin lads, of course the attentionfag wants attention. That video in his brothers club will have come from him. His own family photos as well I'd assume. Bit shit to out yer family online just because you crave attention.
>>84989809I have a friend who is in a similar situation. Her brother is a loser like this guy. Exact same vibe. And her mother is a narcissist in the sense that her brother is the "golden child" and she is the "scapegoat child." She is very professionally successful and her mother doesn't give a fuck about it, which grates on her, but mum takes a huge interest in her brother's shit, unpublishable novel writing as if it's some work of genius.My friend has told me in the past that she wouldn't care if her brother committed suicide. She didn't say it in anger, either. This is perhaps revealing.
>>84989816That's ok, I don't need to explain it to you.
>>84989759No you don't get it lad. These keyboard warriors and internet vigilantes are doing everyone a service and we should be thanking them for how powerful and fearless that are on an anonymous website lmao
>>84989823Does seem a bit weird like how would someone get a hold of these things to post? It doesn't really make sense.
>>84989834If it was true, it would be no effort to explain. It would be the same effort as saying "That's ok, I don't need to explain it to you."
>>84989841It's a tripfag, they don't make sense.
>>84989843That's ok I still won't be
Littlest lads lame reasons for justifying his control and anger issues.
>>84989829She lived on easy mode her whole life while her brother is playing on nightmare mode yet she can't just be happy with that, she wants her brother to suffer too
In the end hhl got compromised and that is lush x
>>84989823there's some lad who checks his Facebook (probably a good reason to get off Facebook tbqh)he's done some sameswanning but i get accused of being him, i think it's mostly randoms. i don't get it either way. seems like he has a decent life, he's got a nice gaff and some friends he chums around with.
>>84989855You won't because you can't. It's nonsense and you know it. You won't admit it. You'll resort to a childish game of pretending you are simply choosing not to explain it. Bit sad lad, and says more about you than it does about him. He's also pathetic, but at least he doesn't try to intellectualise his patheticness as you have here. That's actually more shameful. I'll let you have the final word on this, I suspect you need it.
>>84989501>What's for tea, lads?Tea
>>84989862That's one way to look at it. I think she sees her brother as being the one who lives on easy mode due to his eternal childhood.
>>84989880That's ok mate I won't be reading all that either
>>84989885I hope you're not making a pie out of tea or anything weird like that.
>>84989841yanklass managed to find it by stalking him
>>84989866Serves him right desu
Will HHL ever post here again? We always knew his name, or at least we have for many years. We knew his face too. Surely his address isn't a big deal?
>>84989891>la la la la I'm not readingShowing your mental age here, pal.
>>84989895Yanklass felt like a manufactered thing.
>>84989913this, a prop to extract dox from hhl
>>84989921Who was behind it? I have my suspicions. The discord lot?
>>84989889Except she objectively has the better life while her brother's life is shit. He is probably a sub-8 male with mental illness. In the 21st century it's as nightmare mode as you can get. She is blind to her own privilege.
>>84989926a very lonely and angry little man
>>84989913>>84989921>>84989926We know you've got a pass pal
about to have rice pudding for the first time. sounds like Tory food. do i just heat it up and eat it, or do i add sugar?
Canadian Deanos just don't cut it x
>>84989944just the one (you) thanks cock munch
You always see women on reddit claim their parents are narcissists who treated their brother better. Yet the woman is always successful, moved out and has a stable marriage etc. while the brothers end up as mentally ill losers. I think they just get jealous and start making shit up.
>>84989938He's from a wealthy family and gets the best of everything all for free, so his life could be a much bigger nightmare, but yeah he definitely is a physically unattractive male with a mental illness. I am also a physically unattractive male with similar levels of mental illness and I wouldn't call it nightmare mode though, you can do a lot with your life still. Even without the resources her brother has behind him.
>>84989973It's probably more that being babied by your parents doesn't actually create good outcomes. Parents who prioritise building confidence and independence tend to create much better outcomes for their children. Being forced to do things you don't want to do is actually pretty good for you in the long run.
>>84989735If Jeff was blonde and had big tits he wouldn't be like that would he luv?
>>84989970I've got 4chanx as well
Especially in America. When middle class girls in America turn 16 their parents buy them a fucking car. I bet the boys just get told to go get a job if they want one. But he gets to break curfew more because they worry less about him so in her mind it means he's the favourite.
>>84989995im still not your online mortal enemy, cock munch
>>84989997>When middle class girls in America turn 16 their parents buy them a fucking car.i was a smartypants who got into a good sixth form (back when it was EARNED, not GIVEN) and this was worryingly common. i just didn't really pal around with middle-class people before then. suddenly there were these teenagers not working and their mams and dads just bought them shiny new cars for their 16th.one of those weird experiences where you realise some people just live in this whole different world to you.
>>84988422I'm still patiently waiting on the Karaoke album dropping and this isn't the first time I've requested it little lad
>>84990024I've no idea what you are on about
>>84989985They probably got babied because they're autistic mongs who get bullied and were doomed from the start. There was a thread on one of the UK subreddits asking about people with shut in family members and all the women were resentful of their coddled autistic brothers who stay at home and don't work. Women think autism is just a quirky personality type that doesn't stop you living life. In reality as an autistic man your life outcome is horrific, basically down syndrome tier
me? i get no (You)s. no userscripts or editing required x
Phwooooa I'm looking badass now on the ironman
>>84990053whoever you think i am that youre bullying, cock muncher
whenever i hear 'cock muncher' i think of those plants from Mario(inb4 oldfrens with their oldfren meme that guy's probably dead by now)
crazy that this is a daily occurrence in turkish provinces
>>84990077Which plant D:
>>84990066Chicken and egg isn't it? I'm just thinking of myself. I wasn't babied and life turned out alright. Not perfect obviously because here I am, but alright.
If you're so concerned at who might be behind posts and if they're samefag why not move to a board with an Id or have you got nothing to talk about other than speculating on if it's a personality posting and samefagging
Can you fuck off baiting now it's boring have you got nothing else to talk about?
>>84990073what is that armour? i don't play rs only osrs
Surely a man of your intellectual worth won't be spending Friday night alone posting about personalities. You have got friends and other interests, haven't you?
>>84990125It's Necronium you need 70 def to wear it and 70 smithing/mining to make it. It'll be good for a while, I've got a bit of time until I can make and wear the next tier. I'm a bit miffed it is degradable though... cba with that shit even on my main account.
Might post a tiktok karaoke later on xSpunk on me (Spunk on me)Spunk on me (Spunk on me)I'll be gapedIn a cock or twoooooooooohttps://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
Corr Canada v Morocco. Just woke up on time.
>>84990084I'm British and have never once thought to shave my armpits.
>>84990087these friggers.right lil cock munchers.
What sort of gay gimmick name is cock muncher lmao
>>84990129It's Saturday lad
>>84990217Will you be sat alone posting on /britfeel/ this Saturday night?
Remember lads women don't actually care about football. I've seen a fair few of them looking at their phones during goals in the world cup. They're just there because it's the trendy thing to do. Their boyfriends probably paid for the tickets too.
mental to think the big game will be tomorrow night, but it's also Monday morning (meteorological time not feels time)
He thinks an insult is a gimmick. Is cockmuncher foreign or just fucking stupid?
>>84990228Jesus the "surely you won't be..." poster has been exposed as someone who doesn't even know what day of the week it is. Tragic.
Diamond shape showing through the pitch. Very poor presentation of the pitch today.
>>84990231do the tickets to these things sell out?if so, ban phones. maybe not like clubs where you have to hand them in, just however they'd deal with e.g. fights or swastikas. someone goes over, 'hiya mate, can you put that away?'
I wonder if this melty from little lad is wag fuelled or wooze fuelled, maybe even both?
>my online mortal enemy is behind those posts i dont like, i just know it is, im not obsessed with him, it HIM
>>84990262Who is your online mortal enemy? HHL?
>>84990246Yeah these match have a full house. 65k in the stadium. You don't often get a 50/50 split of fans though. Normies can't go without their phone for more than five minutes so it wouldn't be very favourable to not allow them. Benefit is you can see who the pitch invader scum are because the production team have a policy not to film any of that.
>>84990276people are crazy. there's a real thing, really happening, in front of your eyes. screens are for when you're bored.
Surely a man of your intellectual worth wouldn't be confused about what day of the week it is? You have got a job, a girlfriend, friends, family...all of the things that create routines, haven't you?
>>84990254Too early in the day for a bag me thinks, deffo booze x
Bit annoying how slopflix doesn't have in window viewing.
*coins the term 'screenshaming'*look out for it, lads. it'll be big in 2027 x
>>84990307This might work for you
>>84990307You don't need to activate Windows cheapskate.
>>84990313Let's bring back shaming for all. Call out the forrens pretending to be part of us, call out the numpties making this site dreary, call out anons that don't link to things.>>84990320Could do with some kind of link, pal.
>>84990313Post your screen as is I want to see if you are worthy of a screenshaming
>>84990307download your Totoros from Nyaayou can play them in your own media player (dunno why this wasn't normal for paid services, but here we are)
>>84990329Mongs report for advertising sorry no link from me. Clue is the name of the extension.
>>84990332sure thing i have nothing to hide.
Won't be posting my screen but you can see the res of them both though.
Why do people use Linux here?
>>84990412free as in freedom
>>84990340That's a good addon, but also not, as can't post and watch something as it puts the windowed screen in the background. But weirdly took away the blahblah microslop thing.
>>84990412Not sure lad, any ideas inspired by stuff that has happened to you in the past?
>>84990328Make it make sense.>>84990333I don't do it enough to warranting stuff, but do have qbit installed.
Woah, are we sharing and caring?
>>84990418Based.>>84990433I can't use modern Windows on my machines due to stupid requirement. Not that I'd want to.
>>84990443Yeah but you must have used windows in the past surely? That's what I meant
>>84990450Yes but I wouldn't dream of using it now even with better hardware.
>>84990459And what happened to you with windows in the past lad?
I keep thinking about an east asian Deano whisking me away x
>>84990439>Make it make sense.NTA but after years of faffing about with AutoKMS solutions and whatnot, i DID activate Windows. with a CD key from a dodgy website for a refurbished laptop or whatever.was about 8 quid. rare case of paid solution > piracy.
>>84990497This just came free on the PC, think it was left on from testing or whatever (I purchased one and had it built). Works without fannying around, just can't change the background, and being honest it's more annoying that I can't move the taskbar. My taskbar.
>>84990471What about a South Asian Dinesh?
apparently the GUN Commander wasn't scripted, the actor was just sick to death of working with these furries.
>>84990519not rite they hold your taskbar hostage.not rite at all.
>>84990534They can take muh taskbarBut they can not take MUH FREEDOOh hang on, forced update, brb.
Anyone else hear the scurrying little claws of a scumbag rat bastard who grassed on his mate at work then faked agoraphobia for sympathy when she rightfully spoke out about him being a wrongun?Known to all as a RAT Beware of the rat x
who would in a fight between He-Man and BraveStarr?
he's shifted tracks
>>84988409I can deal with the heatwaves during the day. It's just the evenings when it refuses to get cooler. It fucking sucks when it's 8 pm and still over 20 degrees.
Linux for perfect slavic females showing off.
might rewatch Spider-Noir in colourseems a bit gimmicky either way but there were clearly parts that were MEANT to be in colour, characters outright referring to colours and things. bloke gets some spots on his face and they all go>OH MY DAYS, YOU'RE TURNING INTO SAND!still would recommend. starts out interesting. would have been fine if it was just them finding the rat but it does get into superhero fights (which i should have seen coming tbdesu).
>>84990559Who would win in a fight between you pretending to be someone's mate and your urge to grass on people because you're a rat?Nevermind. We all know the answer.How did that one work out for you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>84990462It was too slow and hogged a lot of resources. There is no reason to use it.
Linux for vidya. No point using Windows unless you're an AI dicksucker.
>>84990613Linux can play vidya now because of Proton, right?Linux is the future x
I wonder if Dinesh and Deano would fight over my batty x
Mutant rat faking agoraphobia for benefits ha ha ha ha ha>um no. it's actually because of how i treated people like grassing on them at work that i'm agoraphobic.Oh right that's so much better and we all need to give you sympathy as the victim Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>why are you bringing Linux into the land of the free>sir let's go somewhere private, follow me
Morocco scum scored 1-0. Not fucking right. Dirty players have been booked.
The schizophrenia is setting in tonight
speaking of using all my friends because they mean nothing to me, my friend is bringing round some cans of pop in a few hours.lads we are REBUILDING
When your "mental illness" is just guilt from a lifetime of treating people like crap but somehow you're the victim Lmao
>>84990668TSA are the ones who deal with passengers getting on a plane. It would be USCIS who are dealing with people coming into the country. You've exposed yourself as someone who has never been to the US, and frankly that's embarrassing.
>>84990668did you see the video where this happened to a lad?might have been anime not Linux. but they're one and the same.>>84990678do you take anything for it?
>>84990685>using all my friends because they mean nothing to meDid not say it in those words. Nice confession.
>>84990329We do need a more shameful society in general.Just letting people get fat, and letting women walk around with no clothes on, and letting kids talk and dress like black people, has completely ruined the aesthetics outside. It's like I'm in a Judge Dredd comic now.
>>84990703You should start shaming people outside lad. Find out what happens when you do
He's going to start upping the anime images to project an image of innocence mixed in with smugness because he's so above it all. Just like when he uses the cat image gimmick he never used until he discovered it gets attention. The villainous rat bastard really believes we don't know he's more self-aware than he lets on. Hope allegationlass is having a good weekend. :)
>>84990430Try pip mode that will stay on top if that is what you wanted.
>>84990696I wouldn't even want to set foot in that oppressive shithole country.>>84990700Might have done. Those airport documentaries usually focus on drug smugglers.
when i went to America it was 'Homeland Security' that i had to speak to.this obese bloke with a gun went>SIR, YOU HAVE NOT FILLED OUT PART OF THIS FORM! I'LL NEED YOU TO STEP THIS WAY! blahblahblah.it was scary af but you clock that it's all theatrics designed to look that way, and then you're struggling not to burst out laughing.
Ah right suddenly the proper working class gets angry and resentful if you have a garden lad has been to america. Lmao. You know he's lying because he's talking.
>>84990727Surely living with your parents as a grown man is more oppressive than anything the US government does to citizens?
>>84990744The USA is the last country I'd want to go to if I ever travelled. It's really fucking overrated.
>>84990751it's nice to visit but seems horrible to live in.probably like Japan (never been, can't afford it).
>>84990751How would you know if it's overrated or underrated? You've never been there. Also you didn't answer my question
what the HELL happened to Akinator? it's shite now.
Apparently the kid attacked by the crocodile has lost his penis and testicles. He'll wish he died when he grows up.
>He calls a garden gnome "a garden lad"
Imagine the lies and fake image he spins to "mate A" the pickme who looks past the allegations because like all pickmes she hates other women anyway. Yikes.
>>84990789Lawn lad
DVD update. Special Beamish edition de lids.
>>84990785At least he will never get addicted to porn and spend all day on 4chan. He'll probably even have a girlfriend before you.
>>84990799Yeah that is actually better because at least it's alliterative. But why would someone get angry and resentful that their lawn lad hadn't been to America?
>>84990789gonna start doing this tbhaiche.
>>84990743Crossmong used to do that. Real scum class lad who gets to decide who is and isn't working class but also he's been to Canada and Germany and had the first iphone when he was in secondary school kek.
>>84990805corrr what's it like there nowadays?i jumped on one of the moving trams once. bloke said it was dangerous and kicked me off WHILE IT WAS MOVING fdjasfkdsf
>>84990828It a decent pint. Similar to Guinness really. Neither compare to an imperial stout, but not a bad pint.
>>84990820Who hasn't been to Canada and Germany? C'mon lad.
>she's on my side because we're the good guys. she's Hermione. i'm Harry of course the main character. i'm Scott Pilgrim. in my head i'm a cool moody emo lad from the 2000s who totally isn't a molester. allegationlass is the baddie. everyone else is the baddie.
>>84990809He'll probably get addicted to weird AI generated crocodile castration themed porn
>>84990846Not me lad I had to settle for a winter in the alps. Real working class pauper
>>84990412Had "too many" different OS on one SDD and m$ banned my key and told me to buy a corporate key within 30 days lmao. This was idk 8 years ago.
Having a small penis must be absolute shite, but imagine being a black man with a small penis.
sick of sharing my name with a cartoon character.yes, i DO 'get that' all the time.
Every girl knows if we meet a guy who calls us "hermione" and starts writing poetry he is a walking red flag abuser obsessive creep. I guess when you're a pickme it's green.
>>84990874Alri bugs.
>>84990859Don't be daft lad obviously wintering in the alps is middle class but a trip to Hamburg or Berlin on easyjet or a break in Toronto (not every year) isn't unusual.
>>84990899I don't know anyone growing up who spent a summer in Hamburg or Toronto lad. It's certainly not turbo working class poverty. In glasgow no less kek
Deano is my love and you'll have to accept that x
Fucking hell. Canadians are so shit at football.
Won't be long until Christmas is here now x
Is it a Chicken egg?
>>84990944Heard rumours of a posse of apus thinking of heading up to the thread loft to check we have enough tinsel.
>>84990955last time a lad headed up to a loft ITT it was pure nightmare fuelwasps
>>84990952Nope, chicken's egg. >>84990968Might have been me, there's an old wasps nest in muh mum's loft, I need to try and get at it in a few weeks when she goes on holiday.
Mexicans wrapping the England team up into a little tortilla paper aeroplane and sending them right back to blighty. Oh aye.
>>84990930A summer there IF you have family is even more normal. Obviously most people don't have family abroad they could stay with for a whole summer so it would likely be just a holiday for most. Most people aren't rich, but they do have some money and flights and hotels aren't that expensive. I'm guessing you are maybe a shut in and you don't understand that. Renting a flat for a month costs far more than a trip to Hamburg
>>84990980oh aye so it was.horrifying stuff, that saga. maybe YOU'RE not bothered by wasps, but maybe there'll be SO MANY WASPS it'll be like that scene from Alien with all the eggs and then you should have been scared.
>>84990992He's also forgetting how easy to access credit was in the 90s and 00s. Completely different economy.
>wanada keeper coming up for everything
Just had Burger King for the first time in about a decade and oh. My. Lush it was good. A trillion times better than McDonald's the burger actually tasted of something and it wasn't stone cold when it arrived unlike McDonald's. Thanks mummy x
>>84991028we'll look back on it as a weird golden age. i am from a working-class family with siblings, we had a Nintendo 64. even owned some of the games (not pirate copies, not rented, actually owned).couldn't imagine that now.
Canadians BTFO.
Told you them Moroccan Deanos were for me x
>i'm kind of a big deal online. they call me the rat.>you're just like hermione lol has anyone ever told you that? has anyone ever told you how special you are? you're different... you're not the the other girls you know i wouldn't normally let my walls down with other girls like i do with you when it's just me and you i feel so comfortable. i feel like we've always known each other. you know? :) hey random but do you like astrology haha what's your sign no wait. let me guess :) hmm let's see...
>>84991036seems like mcdonalds food has become incredibly bland within the last 10 yrs or so. i prefer burger king nowadays but it always gives me weird stomach ache after
>>84991028That's right. Or the fact that even normal jobs in factories etc. paid bonuses, sometimes even twice a year.
>>84990968My attic is my dumping ground, it's massive there's a trapdoor ladder that comes down and I'm the only one that goes up there. I dread the day when I have to clean it all up it's that bad
>>84991036based Bmam treating her son.i used to buy the cheap burgers when they were 99p (then 1.29, god knows now). the buns have that horrible sugary cheap bun aftertaste, but i can't fault the burgers themselves. they're just solid, cheap burgers. all you need.
>>84991053An N64 game back then cost about 125 quid in today's money.
>>84990992>>84991028A quarter of brits don't even hold a passport. The poorest working class families in 2007 Glasgow aren't going on holiday to North America. And they aren't buying their 14 year old kids a brand new gen 1 iPhone lmao
Faked I'm into astrology or crystals and now this stupid bitch is hanging off every word lmao next stop minge town
>>84991091The little ones are 1.30 and a cheese burger is 2 pound something but the massive burgers come as a meal deal for about 12 quid. You get free refills as well which McDonald's don't offer
>>84991098I grew up in a working class area in a city that's just as poor as Glasgow and about half of my classmates had been to Disney in Florida.
mate B's kitten is now a catthis is not a drill
>>84991036two wurgers de lad? do think they have better fries than wac wonalds
>>84991110Mad that. I grew up in a working class town in North England and I only knew one kid who went to America
>>84991098Mate everyone in state schools had designer clothes and good phones. Do you not remember chavs. If they were so working class why did they wear Burberry. Lmao. Come on lad. Actual wealthy people don't base their status off material goods anyway. You know the people who are actually making real money while you argue about which pleb is more poor than the other in which being more poor = being more cool or hard or something.
>>84991110I think the lad you're replying to had parents who were either unemployed or had drug/alcohol/gambling problems. Back then people who didn't have any spare money just pissed it away on booze or the bookies.
>>84991127> why did they wear Burberry.they didn't.
>>84991127>Actual wealthy people don't base their status off material goods anywayThis isn't true at all.
>ad comes on>lonely brit foid all by herself in comfy hong kong apartmentI'm meant to feel sorry for the foid? Some of us don't have the privilege to just live somewhere else in this world.
>>84991161It's not about privilege. It's about hard work lad. I know you're about to say something cringe about how women never work or something now lol.
>>84990820A person who makes being "working class" their identity is almost always a spiteful little goblin who is probably closer to middle class than they want to admit.
>>84990785do we know who done it yet? weird that that story got buried as fast as it did.You just know, don't you?
Robotnik is a woke pansexual
>>84991165Most women able to live abroad aren't doing hard work. They're just on some comfy language teaching course where they are easily preferred to men. Many just coast through their twenties and are able to live abroad with support from parents and reliance on a boyfriend. I cannot feel anything for them when they feel sad. They never get to the levels of sadness I get at.
>>84991189Amusing how I said you were about to post something cringe about how women never work and you just did it right away, like a well trained dog obeying a command
>>84991185it was an out of control autist
>>84991140Yes they did mate I knew many of them personally. If you're just doing some retarded autistic clever clogs thing about the specific brand replace with any other designer brand. Lactose. Fred Perry. Chanel. Versace. LV.All things you could look at and say >hmm but aren't they meant to be working class?It's how things were. If you don't get it you're probably middle class yourself.No no actually you know what nevermind mate you're right the coolest thing in a state school was to come in the door with all your latest Asda George clobber on that was how we did things back then. Bell end don't tell me how things worked when you probably weren't even born.
It karaoke night at the wokkle bank its lush xDon't you know I'm still noncing better than I ever didFeeling like a true peado, diddling little kidsI'm still noncing after all this timeWe all diddlers in life and it on my mindIM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)IM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
Remember a few years ago my tiktok feed was just girls in school uniform, skirts pulled up high doing slutty poses and dances. Was lush.
>>84991197Really you think a woman does hard work though to get herself half way across the world like that? I too could do that if I were a young woman and get with a sugar daddy.
>>84991189You're right lad. I used to watch a bunch of youtubers who were in Japan on JET and their work was a joke. And JET was notoriously the worst one, anyone with any sense went to Vietnam or China instead.
>>84991127The Burberry thing was specifically about buying cheap items like caps from name brands, to appear is if they had more wealth than they did, and then it just progressed to people buying knock-offs anyway.
>>84991015No it was eggsterminated the other year, ye olde wasps nest. Been watching each time I go up and not seen any wasps flying around.Need to see if I can properly get to it yet.
One of these but it's Whack a Rat and every time a rat pops up it says one of ket rat's famous catchphrases>i'm telling the boss! >you're just like hermione... hehe >waaaaa she's a lying bitch waaaaaa
>>84991201bet you're one of those lads who thinks his life was Skins
>me in my hand-me-down Matalan drip when an Asda George lad enters the classroom
>>84991201people wore uniforms with cigarette holes in them at my school.
>>84991230My life was like Skins mate. You fuming? Haha
>>84991256the Skins kids were all middle class though?
flashbacks to the last day of school when i successfully avoided people writing on my shirt in marker (fuck off it's a shirt, i want to use it)then ANDREW ROLLINS comes at me with a OHP pen and scribbles everywhere just to be a dick and i couldn't wash it out
Veitch can't even make fun of homeless and crackheads in Manchester until at least the later part of 2027. I think it's time auditors stepped up and started focusing more in Manchester. You should be allowed to film in public and reveal how shit an area is to wider society.
>>84991260we heard you the first time lad.
>>84991259>tfw no girl even wanted you to write on their shirt>you had to endure a whole day of people hugging and writing on each others shirts>you knew you were leaving school with 0 friends
>>84991258Never even seen it if I'm honest. Was too busy living the real thing at the time. How about you big man? Sitting on the computer every night was it? Haha
>>84991122The fries are a lot better yes. In fact everything was better, I had zero complaints.
>>84991267How do you know you were living it if you've never seen it? Owned, methinks...
>>84991260That's not a wall, this is a wall.
>>84991262It's not right what they have done though over one public order allegation. They just don't want people filming and making fun of how shit Manchester is now with all the immigrants and crackheads in the city centre. This is your time to shine if you're near Manchester.
>>84991267>Sitting on the computer every night was it? Hahawhy is that bad? the computer is where my friends lived
>>84991259>last day of school>people kept setting the fire alarms off constantly>lads smashed windows and beat up the nonce pe teachernot even lying on all those points.
I remember being in jr school and rockport shoes/boots were the fashion trend all the cool kids had them. Me? I had kickers.
>>84991277You weren't off doing secret raves in a warehouse with your gay friends and an African immigrant?skins was so shit, lol.
grammar school lad who called you commoner now larping as a working class kid
>>84991260Forgot mi bloodeh wall.
>>84991271Oh I don't know how could you possibly know what Love Island is or Loose Women is if you've never actually watched it? You've proper done me there haven't you haha. Being a bit silly to stall for time chap aren't we. Haha
>>84991274Explain why that ugly contraption exists.
>>84991292I actually don't know what those are, really.Love Island is some kind of reality show?
Any one remember in primary school you had those automatic doors where you had to press the big silver button to open them in every corridor? Or was it just my school? They'd make a deep buzzing sound as they opened slowly.
>>84991286the problem with Kickers is people would point to them and go 'hew lad, what does that say?' and you'd say 'kickers' and it sounded like 'kick iz' and then they'd kick you.
>>84991305that would've been too fancy for any of my schools. Pretty sure those buildings were going on 40 years old, even back then.I remember the big tall windows with the painted metal frames, that the teachers needed a stick to open.Half the classrooms were also "temporary mobiles" that had probably been there twenty years themselves.
>>84991291corrr used to go visit these*. a milecastle up at Hadrian's Wall?* trve working class holiday
>>84991305My primary school (Jr school when I was goring up) was incredibly deprived when my mum went there in the mid 70s she said it looked the exact same when I was there in the early 2000s. The best technology we had was in 2005 in my last year there we had MacBooks (the thick white ones) and that was considered high tech for us then kek
>>84991300Not being funny lad but if you actually have mates and talk to people you just learn these things organically. Don't have to go on a mad research binge watch alone on your computer to get the gist of what different things are about.
>>84991292it's probably worth watching Skins. the cracks really set in around series 3, but even series 1-2 (the 'good' ones) are pretty ridiculous. it's difficult to write teenagers but i'm pretty sure they just made stuff up. 'watch the frequency, Kenneth' and whatnot. it's not intended to be realistic but i'd prefer a grounded, down-to-earth show. or just one that's actually funny like The Inbetweeners.
>>84991314I was 5ft 6 or something in primary school I was a full head and shoulders above everybody else back then nobody did anything to me like that back then. Aren't kids cunts? Lol
Remember those shit smart boards with the projectors that teachers only used once before realising how shit they are and then just used them as regular white boardsImagine how much money that wasted
>>84991324I can't imagine talking to anyone who still watches broadcast TV. That's like living in 2005.
>was your life like skins Hmm Skins, never seen it but it was about partying and shagging I think. So, did I party and shag a lot? Yes. >NOOOOOOOOO but wait remember the CHARACTERS were middle class like remember Janessa in season 2 episode 4 her dad had a sports car Lmao. Come on lad. Haha. You've given me a laugh at least.
>>84991320What's with the weird placement of the astrixeses?
Go wage your entire life and pay taxes so some primary school can install a basketball court that never gets opened at break time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ersPtV8mOqkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iwxEwI2lwsame energy
>>84991337Yeah I was in primary school when they first came out most of the time the pens never worked. I remember one time in year 5 a kid used a real permanent marker on one and the teacher went absolutely fucking mental ape shit at the kid she shouted that loud the kid cried in front of everyone. What a cunt, she acted like the money for the smart board came out of her wages
>>84991334Of course you would be into Skins you little molester scott pilgrim creep. Question: why did you grass on your mate at work?Do you understand mates don't do that to mates?
>>84991318This would have been late 90s for me. I guess it must have been recently renovated. There were only a few mobile classrooms in mine and the field was huge.Caretaker would take ages to open the gate once school had finished. You couldn't escape because they installed anti-shooter fences everywhere at that point.
>>84991348sorry lad*stops milecastling up at Hadrian's Wall*
>>84991337why did they stop using black boards anyway? Because of the dust?Pens are so much more wasteful.
>>84991372That's better, but you don't have to stop doing whatever. Why not try drag the family to one again, or go yerself?
>>84991371did you have the rumour about some lad ripping his bollocks open on those fenceposts?
>>84991365Had them in secondary school. The pens that only worked with those boards would constantly go missing. Someone in government must've made a fortune with that contract.
Imagine this smelly rat pushing 40 still having daydreams about himself at a party of teenagers.
>>84991346The characters in Skins were actually all middle class tosspots from Bristol.
>>84991375at our school if they left chalk around, it'd get thrown around, pissed on, and ground into the drugs we all snorted/smoked every day.
>>84991365Mad how it's just accepted that teachers will occasionally get stressed out and just start screaming at little kids for no reason until they cry and everyone thinks this is normal. And reddit wants me to feel sorry for teachers for how overworked and underpaid they are. Bunch of cunts. I'd put them in jail.
>>84991385Uh oh. neenaw neenaw memory bolice SHUT IT DOWN
>that teacher who wrote the most indecipherable text ever on the blackboard>you were sat at the back of the class and had bad eyesightWHY HAVE YOU NOT COPIED WHAT I WROTE ON THE BOARD ANON, IT'S A SIMPLE TASK. *whole class turns and looks at me like I'm a fucking spastic*
Get me an olive coloured Deano x
Imagine your boss screaming at you like that. You'd have them done for workplace bullying. Nice little payout.
i don't look to the past. i look to the future.
>>84991383lmao. Everyone had that rumor >I heard he jumped off the roof of the hut, and he left his bollocks behind
Me? I look so far into the future that I'm at the part where remembering your childhood is cool, so I cam back to remember it now, because I'm a rebel.
Hide your sisters when the wrongun rat is in town. >i love your hair. have you ever tried babycham lol?
>used to bunk off school and hide in the forest for the problematic lessons like PE>police found me and council tried to fine my parentstyrants.
mad how news is different now.we all went round when S____ G_____ from the other school burned down the leisure centre. was just a random article in the local papers. he was known as a troubled youth, but maybe now they'd say he gets to be the main character of the online news for a few weeks.
>>84991407Is that any Deano you don't want?
>have you ever seen Skins lol? it was a popular show when i was your age lol how old are you actually lol?
>secondary school used to lock toilets during lessons>two girls were hiding in the boys toilets and got locked inweird memory that.
Remember when the inspector would come and your bitch teacher would suddenly be really nice to everyone and tell jokes to make the lesson fun. Slimy cunt.
just squashed a moth. now i would love nothing more than to read 3 posts (minimum) about how that's bad/wrong/evil. tia lads x
Welper being kidnapped from the post office by Eritrean Wantu mercenaries and taken to the Wantu outpost just outside of Camp Flamingo so he can become Babatundes concubine in the Wantu flamingo land republic
Girl said this girl fancies in class but you never believed it. This girl was someone that made fun of you a lot to make you angry. I didn't ask about it and she never asked me out.A sweet but chubby little rose in one class later said she fancied me and asked me to come round on msn messenger but I never did (didn't believe she was serious). This was after we finished school for good around 2006. msn got discontinued and I never transitioned to social media.I'm still a kissless virgin in my 30s.
downstairs neighbours have just been using power tools for the nth week in a rowthey've left wood everywhere.i just want to make a note of this, in case they complain later that a White British man and his friend are making 'too much noise' on a Saturday night.
>>84991467Deanos not going to be happy about this
A drunk girl threw herself at me on my walk home from my wagie job in the evening once. I immediately pushed her away and she started calling me a freak weirdo. Missed opportunities lads.None of this shit would ever happen to me now even if I go out every day...nothing.
>>84991518women are too scared to talk to men nowadays lad.we could be nightwalkers, we could be on the auditor spectrum, anything.
>>84991530Not normal guys. Just guys like you. Red flag rat.
shower process beginsstage 0: considering going in the showerthe longer i wait, the more my clothes will dry + the more fresh i'll be later on.
mind you i am choking for some K i won't lie.might be able to get a benzo from my friend and that'd be lush. would rather have it now though.
bruv who pretends he has girls, and posts on 4chan all day
>>84991590not a way to live your life
>>84991275So you keep implying lad. What do you want us to do for you?
it is what i call 'shower time' oh yes
Nonces use Linux
What does the word mate mean exactly when you're the type of lad who grasses on your mate to the bossman at work?
Any one remember in primary school you had those penis inspection days where the head master would come to each room and fondle your bollocks? Or was it just my school? He'd make a deep groaning sound as he groped slowly.
>>84991677Yes I remember it well. I always got a pass on my inspection x
7 more sleeps (not including naps) then it'll be muh hotel holidays, woo, then 1 sleep and the collectorfest extravaganza. Then another hotel night, and get a train back home.fucked up and thought I'd popped a couple hundred in muh savings account, but I forgot to do it, and now I'm skint, wooohooo. I do have some emergency savings so will have to dip into that and then top up on future bennies days.YOGTACSO.
Naes Nalla
>>84991677>those lads who forgot to bring a condom from home so they had to borrow the school one
Anyone watching the Cock v Paraguay game?
>>84991789Me lad. Paragay will struggle against them frogs.
So many fat brown kids with the teams. Disgusting.
Getting my bricked up seeing these French Marcels x
That one spacker that would forget his PE kit and have to wear some smelly unwashed shit stained damp smelling shorts kept in a plastic box
>>84991848They made us do it in our underwear with the girls in primary school.
>>84991848That kid was me once in year 8 fucking hell the shirt stunk to high heaven of BO a I'll never forget the smell I didn't forget it again that's for sure.
First kick and it's out of play.
I remember the last year of secondary, we got to chose the sports in PE, so I chose netball and tennis. Only lad that did it, and everyone was trying to take the piss out of me, till I pointed out that they spent 1 lesson each week chasing each other around and getting physical, and I got to chat up girls and watch them jump around whilst sweaty.
38 degrees there. Must be roasting in the non-shade part of the stadium.
France 2 - 1 Paraguay my prediction
d'you know what i mean
Get that bellend who keeps whistling out of the stadium ASAP
>>84991895no John Lennoni DON'T know what you mean
think im starting to thin ladswill genuinely end it all if truemy hair is the only thing keeping me from looking hideousand not looking hideous is the only thing i have going for me
wonder if my friend will be ready soon whatever, friends are just tools be used anyways....
Got the hiccups from all this Beamish lads.
fo riz tho i am pure CHOKING for anything that isn't water.(and no i don't mean 'cocks' i mean pop or juice)
>>84991927i'm the bloody reincarnation of john lennon d'you know what i mean
State of that he got tackled and did 3 barrel rolls on the floor soft cunt
>>84991962>>84991990i cast 'Swap Places'drunks do not care about their appearancescareds do not have hiccoughs
>>84992012if magic doesnt work then ill become a drunkard
>>84992023that's how all witches manage it ladit's called 'fake it "til you make it'
>>84992029heard they used to drown witches
>They put the music on to keep the goy occupied during the ad break Orwellian
>>84992044well, the best you can do is your sorrows.go look into that finasteride or minoxidil, but god knows what's memes/astroturfing and what's real.
I bet Barcola has a massive shaft x
>>84992053Nice to see the qt girls singing along.
stupid flick thinks i remember the human characters.
>>84992061my chud life....fuck it
Shut up whistling ffs. Annoying chant.
africa fc on the tv
Why don't all players shave their heads to mitigate VAR offsides?
>>84992098I'd karate chop the cunts throat if I was sat next to prick who was doing that
That yellow card earlier was bullshit. Hardly touched the lad.
>>84992108Chimps getting angry now.
whistle-hatersfor me it's my boy on outer /r9k/:>>84988356 he's getting better, you have toadmit
battle of philadelphia kino incominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grmjmF6ywxo
>>84992135really im not watching
Look at him rolling around oh my kekkington
>>84992139nice jpg thatstor worsfunny cat face
French chimp refusing to to be helped up by other team. Fucking rude and unsportsmanlike.
Looks like the Paraguay team are deliberately decking in that mbippy lad
>>84992012love good kittys that poop in the litteebix
>>84992165You're missing out on sporting history.
>>84992219too many people like the world cup so i cant
Kone playing so sloppy. Must be fuming at those misses.
>>84992222Just watch it for the chimp outs.
>>84992222i know how you feel, quattro
Begging choccy Deano to release my micro penis from it's cold metal cock cage so I can pleasure myself watching my favs Kone and Dembele x
>>84992239might choon in for second arf>>84992240im a spiteful mutant
>>849922500 - 0 so far
>>84992243>from it's cold metal cock cage
my friend can't sleep because of the noise from all the normoids watching the match which is fine, but she needs sleep before she can come to mine, and she has to come to mine so i can have the scran/bevvies she's bringing
>>84992322Did she say when to expect her?
It not right them Marcels bullying them Paraguayan Deanos x
>>84992333welcome backoriginally it was 2am but i don't trust that someone can sleep for just two hours and get anything from it (give or take ~1 hour to actually go to sleep, get ready, walk, all that)
>>84992333Vile cunt
Scan that QR codes lads. You can't watch live football without one, you filthy criminal.
>>84992361Some mate that would do that for you. Nice to have that isn't it.
gonna go sleepy sleep rather than watch the second arf after allnight
>>84992393that she is, lad. that she is.how were things at Lollersfren's?
Couldn't imagine myself enduring this drivel.
>>84992401maybe it's actually breddy gud.pic notrel. funny idea but as a sitcom-thing it just feels really...simplistic? i dunno.
>>84992397Can't miss this one me especially as it is still 0-0.
>>84992417I struggle to laugh at British comedy. Only ones I like are The Office and One Foot in the Grave.
Did someone unplug their USB again?
>>84992454Yes annoying BBC commentator mongs.
>>84992397I'm also fed up of being awake, so going to have a smoke then head off.Nighty night lad.
>>84992399All good, mate. Had a catch up had a smoke, he was mashed already and we talked shit. I only see him at the weekend if he's home.Wish I had LSD I feel like being cosmic desu.I like the DERP faces you can get in the CAPTCHAs, I might collect them.
Watching on my Xbox One S. That sound freaked me out.
VAR must be using Windows. They should switch to GNU/Linux rather than depend on American software.
>>84992445i can find a sitcom comfy even if it's not laugh-out-loud hilarious. like Red Dwarf has sci-fi scrapes and Goodnight Sweetheart is about time travelling to the Blitz or something. was worried when Peep Show and the Ricky Gervais stuff started like, 'oh this is going to be EVERY sitcom now, isn't it?' but nah. a /britfeel/ fella recommended Extras to me and it's good but it's sort of its own thing.
It's so hot in the stadium the commentators laptops have stopped charging because the power supplies are overheating. That's why you heard the Windows unplug tone through their mics.
64 minutes in and the French can't even score one goal. Embarrassing. Might be another match fix.
>>84992469whoa that sounds lush. i've got some LSD in but it's not my thing, maybe some point in the future (set + setting, and all that).friend cannot sleep because of the neighbouring flat where the guy has vocal Tourette's (he keeps going 'WOOO!') so maybe she'll come round now with en*rgy dr*nks MAYBEwhat are you and everyone else up to tonight? anyone doing non-match stuff?
I wonder how that lad is. In my school we had a lad rip his balls off on the school railings. Nasty.
dam, woes got chunky as fook
corr penalty time. get in there.
new brand new edition lids >>84992534new brand new edition lids >>84992534
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