amelia edish
It Friday xBantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
Chop chop wagiereeves, make sure those chips are hot and fresh and make sure you got my burger order EXACTLY right. If a single thing is wrong I will be talking to your manager for a long time and you'll be out of your cheap apron by the end of the day. Cheer up, only 7 hours and 45 minutes left until home time!
>>84980357Boxroom Right wing incel edition
>tfw no quirky 20something gf
>>84980378Would love to have a go on her hairy old muff
>>84980386are you just going around all the threads saying stuff like this?i am neither of those things, i am here to post feels with my frens.
>>84980386crymong piss off x
>ruth's face when I press my erect penis into her perfect pink arsehole
>>84980357Limp dick boxroom shutin never held a girls hand edition
How the fuck do you even begin to reform an institution like this? These are the same people who will treat requests to recover stolen property or arrest violent criminals with incredulity.
>>84980357Bullied in secondary school bitter twisted incel edition
>>84980454How did they know he was in the pub?
he's seething at the thought of his wog pets being deported
Breeding the gf w/the BWC again starting this eveningArnt iI am arnt iPhwaorrrrrrrrX
>>84980501He can go back with them no worries
Me? Getting anally penetrated by a well hung Africanised Deano from Tamworth xAnd that is how it should be x
>>84980510do you get your gf to say stereotypical things for her race during your breeding sessions?
>>84980512but who will make his kebabs as he queues in "Al-Maktabs" while sidewatching a obviously drugged 14yr old girl being ushered up the stairs out of sight as he turns to the wall imagining the sexual assault about to happen and storing the fantasy in his spank bank.He's in fucking tears thinking, "That life will end if the wogs go!", what about his precious "me time" with his pee pee?>"ALL OF THEM AND THEIR SUPPORTERS, OUT, BY FORCE!" - Some top lad.
i dont want to shag me mates wife u tossa makin it up about me and my willietight white or tight wriote u fuckin bloke u need a good glass shard rippin up ye arse ya
Not happy with my life
Does my head in the way they act like there's some sort of strategy on Deal or No Deal.
>>84980689me? i'd believe in the heart of the cards.
>>84980698Yu-Gi-Oh before they started to focus on the card game was truly mental. He literally burns a dude alive.
Anyone catch the chase recently?
https://youtube.com/shorts/OnQ7C2EieoM
phwoar in laws coming over for the weekend.. i just want some time to myself lads. Last time I had a full day to myself was in january.
Crying again, feel so depressed today
Sent a birthday contribution for a colleague to my boss when I had a few drinks last night. Set the amount as 10.69. She hasn't said anything but probably thinks I'm a right mong now.
>>84980912>birthday contribution for a colleaguefuck that, another reason i don't work
>>84980357How are you English feeling about this World Cup? Do you think you have good chances against Mexico?
>>84980912>a birthday contribution for a colleaguewagie life sounds so grim. what happens if you just don't contribute? is it like American tipping, or Japanese overtime?
>>84980950Piss off and start practicing penalties Joachim
Get me on that fucking karaoke right nows xYou were Deano you were throwing pebblesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
>>84980950Mexico will unironically win like 4-0
Me sucking Sean off while Blad sucks me off
>>84980872Why so depressed today, anything in particular causing it?
>>84981034Being English is enough of a reason
>>84981051racism is against the site rules. don't speak ill of me or my people ever again.
Mental how hot it is again
Welper getting botty bashed by some boriswave urban scarecrows in full view of the public in wunderland centre
>>84979635>Silo>Men and women live in a giant silo underground with several regulations which they believe are in place to protect them from the toxic and ruined world on the surface.It's a drama/mystery and distopian sci-fi. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14688458/I think she's in the 2 or 3 of the recent Dune remakes, mate. >>84979648>Ingrid Bergman is my forever waifu.You, Sir, have a fine eye for the ladies of days gone. >>84979699>Come out of the dressing room and show me anon! Do a twirl!>Walk up and down the shoe shop so mummy can see if they fit properly!Stop triggering me, I'm cringing for my younger self hahah.
>>84981209Creepy nonse kys asap
Scrolled tiktok for like 3 hours straight and now im severely depressed
>>84981236Heavily BASED
Just spatchcocked a chicken and now i've got it roasting on a bed of spuds and carrots that are partially submerged in chicken stock x
Waiting on parcelforce for my reflective film for the windows roughly reflects 80% of heat. 40 quid, can't go wrong, not spending 500 smackeroonies on an air conditioner.
Don't you know I'm still noncing better than I ever didFeeling like a true peado, diddling little kidsI'm still noncing after all this timeWe all diddlers in life and it on my mindIM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)IM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
>>84981430Get THAT album released ASAP little lad
back on the Polish cornflakes, lads>>84981209>>Ingrid Bergmanshe's only 110 years old you monster
>>84981296Not really as thicko can't spell.
>>84981488Are you new lad?
>>84981305Something sexual about a spatchcocked chicken
>>84981549the post says 'nonse' not 'nonce'unless you're implying it's some tricky algorithm workaround in which case MAY I REMIND YOU OF THE RULES
Nonse
>>84981558You are new and that is OK
Lollers on another melty?
Enjoying a glass of Rioja as I troll the lads.
About to go to the beer garden of my local pub, enjoy a pint, and smoke my pipe- cheers x
>>84981638Get on the merlot, lid. Beer is for fags.
>>84981603Me? Riesling
Me? VSOP Bantu Spunk x
>>84980432Don't be vile about my rose.
>>84981565thanks friend it's nice to feel welcomed x
>>84980454Tell them to jog on and film them. Make sure you film every police interaction. They are not your friends. If you're going to get the heat you better be sure to be clean in every aspect of life. The further you push them the more bs they'll try to get you on.
Meanwhile in Facebook mentalist land
>>84981696The uneducated ruined the internet.
>>84981696Translate this please, I don't speak Deano.
>>84980432Imagine her taking a cock deep inside her shit-filled rectal cavity and feeling it around her tight sphincter until it ejaculated copious sperm that mixed with the faeces inside her and the next time she has a poo she can smell her rancid faeces mixed with stale semen.IT LUSHINGTONBERGVILLESHIRE DOTCOM
I'd rather have a sweet 24yo rose like me greggs rose than any other girl right now to be honest.
>>84980510Give her one stroke from us lads eh mate? Corrr
>>84981712Shut up. She's sweet and I don't want to be reading this vile shit. Nasty little man.
So forren he can't even spell NONCE bet he doesn't even know the actual meaning.Hurrhurrhurr
Do you answer the door lads when a black man is in the vicinity?
>>84981743I don't answer the door full stop.
>>84981403It arrived, looks pretty reflective when there's no light behind it but put light behind the inside side and you can see about as well as with netting. Happy i wont have any problems with the housing association.
>>84981751Same. If I haven't ordered anything, the door goes unanswered.
>>84981696>>84981710WHERE IS CROSSLAD WHEN YOU NEED HIM??
there are people who DO just open the door? like in films?
A sex offender walks round with spy glasses filming females and this is somehow ok in 2026. The police are terrible.
Veitch can't even film in Manchester for 2 years. They are cracking down on frauditors at last. Now they need to sort out the "walking tours" where little men go around filming females backsides in major cities.
>>84981805Marks looking like he's enjoying his holiday
>>84981830>Veitch can't even film in Manchester for 2 years.what for?
Giving the wokkle bank a miss today x
>>84981731Imagine two scruffy Deanos having a hole each down there. The one hanging out of the back of her knows what life is really about. She is FULL of big white cock and although she might verbally resist at first, she loosens up when she realises just how much she craves the attention.
>>84981842He made a derogatory comment about a tranny in the distance and they watched the video, then went to the police.
Imagine using the high street for anything in 2026. You get what you deserve from frauditors and pervglasses. Absolutely haraam.
Going to watch Australia v Egypt soon. Hopefully no more VAR "offsides".
>>84981899I honestly cannot think of anything to go in to town for. I've been buying my stuff online since 2006. If you don't have any friends there is not even an excuse to go for a coffee.
I wonder how many people scanned the qr code to get a tv licence during half times. The fact pensioners on pension credit get it free anyway pisses me off.
>>84981893he did this in front of me with police officers around, nothing happened.
Fuck rozzers. They won't stop me filming females because public photography is not a crime.
>>84981710she seems to be complaining that her daughters were made to draw human anatomy in class with too much detail to the point they were learning what male genatalia looked like at not even 10 years old, not to mention other sexualized body parts like the buttocks and anus
>>84981981it is called ART
>>84981805Probably because he hasn't actually done anything they can arrest him for. Looks discrimination is real and any old ugly guy out in public filming is assumed to be perving up girls skirts.
notice how all the people who get away with it are tall. us vertically challenged people? we'd be confronted, stopped, arrested.
Gimmie gimmie gimmie an Egyptian Deano after midnight x
>>84981733creepy nonse detected
dont like when yanks use the term "smoke show" its rose. simple as
>>84982080Maan you so forren yo momma say hllllluuuuubbbblllhhhaaaahhhhuuuurrrr, while dancing in a sari.
just want a British bombshell.
>>84982055This one is a convicted nonce.
Come on Egypt.
People on bennies should get free tv licence shouldn't they?
I once again for a third time, wanked off to my sister's photo. I can't help it, Her tits are huge.
>clean catberg's food bowl completely every day>still found maggot eggs in it todaythese flies are working fast
Wonder if an Aussie Deano would treat me right x
>>84981743I have a wooden door and no camera or spy hole so I never know who I'm answering the door to.Maybe I should get a camera doorbell.
>>84982248I would get one but they're all tied to monthly subscriptions. I'd want one I can manage myself.
>>84982243Throw another gimp on the barbie.
why is chess gender-segregated?
Mum is calling the Egyptian muhammads handsome. I could've been born half white if she had that mentality nine months before I was born.
>>84982261Yeah that's why I haven't ever got oneSuppose I could just get a camera and record it to a HDDBit of a faff though
>>84982230I dont want it, ta.
His Girl Friday 4K Criterion ordered and it's lush.
>>84982292My mum always wanted a black baby apparentlyWhat is to be done with women, honestly
>>84982308You'd need one for live broadcasts and iPlayer mate.
>>84982230no, they should get hanged drawn and quartered as a warning to other potential scroungers
>>84982314Is your mum a nigger lover?
>>84982331Yes she dated a black man that would regularly beat me and make me suck his fingers
>>84982331Not to my knowledge, but she has told me that she used to have two boyfriends at once so I wouldn't put it past her.
>>84982285Women, innit. Why are there fembots? No himbots, no manbots, maybe 1 or 2 murricans saying brobot, but then what about incel, why is incel only about males, now there's femcels. We were one back in t'day, then trannies happened and they have to make you know they're female.IMO.
>>84982340So why did she want a black baby? And is she fit?
>>84982317>You'd need one for live broadcasts and iPlayer mate.Tough tits.
>female commentator again on BBCjust shut up foid.
Wouldn't mind having that Shobeir at the wokkle bank x
A Class wanker
My willy is bleeding
>>84982297>state of that arseYikes
>>84982412kek, her arsehole is nice tho
>>84982353she had a black dolly as a kid and her soft female mind was warpedI'm not even jokingIt's why I don't let my daughter play with nonwhite dolls
>>84982400who is it lad, he looks familiar but i cant place de face
>>84980357that phase british retards had with amelia was the cringiest shit ever, about as bad as /v/ responding to gamergate by creating "vivian james" in order to show the opposition "we're not actually sexist guys we have a female mascot!"nationalism is gay. britain is gay. the jews are right about the goyim. it took white british people becoming minorities in their youth demographic for any of you fucking potato heads to finally say that mass immigration has gone a bit too far, "not racist though or nuffink mate." you get the society you deserve. every day being alive in this shit country is an indignity. how you faggots managed to get on boats and go nation building to any successful degree hundreds of years ago is beyond me, modern britain is a racial jungle that looks like a ghetto from top to bottom and you did it to yourselves with your faggy egalitarian sensibilities and midwit ignorance. you are all fags for fighting hitler and doing this to europe, now you want to posture with your fucking lame ostentatious hair coloured punk cartoon girl that symbolises your faggy patriotism. go eat your beans and toast and shut the fuck up you povvy cunts.
>>84982435She's grim as fuck
Kek England game will start earlier. Pubs btfo.
It wasn't Fifa, it was giga starmer that sorted that out.
On target to matching last year's score of spending every Friday night alone posting on 4chan?
If the Aussies win I'm off to that wokkle bank x
Have you paid us, HAVE YOU? YOU UNTRUSTWORTHY DOSSER.
one beer left, grim af but it is what it is
>>84982560Do it in shots, 1 every minute.
>>84982546>He has a Xbox One S
>>84980460>Bullied in secondary schoolyou invoke secondary school as some kind of heuristic for anything because it's where your zero worth ass peaked and since then it's been downhill on a steady diet of oestrogen skittles and bbc racebait spam
>>84982569Nope, I have a friend that does.
reading about the russian fuel crisis, it interesting x
>>84982569I have an Xbox One S too which works with iPlayer and ITVX. I am too poor to buy new consoles...and they keep increasing the prices of them.
>>84982582Tell him he's a faggot who needs to upgrade.
Noo the Aussie cunts got a goal.
are australians welcome here?
>>84982592Series S costs 300 brand new.
>England's World Cup last-16 tie with Mexico is set to be moved to 19:00 BST on Sunday.Get in
>>84982609It was 200 when it came out. Why should I pay more now? That's not how it should work.
anyone here south park? "respect my authority"
Time for a wank break.
Why the fuck would I listen to the next matches BBC? I'm off to ITV suckers.
>>84982546Hate this passive aggressive pop-up every half time. Scrap it. Make it a monthly subscription. They won't though. It'll go on to broadband bills.
last beer gone, garn bed now x
This is definitely UK Meet the Tyrants. Nasty lot them foid police.https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/a-man-filming-in-public-was-told-he-would-be-arrested-to-prevent-a-crime-that-had-not-happened-yet--he-asked-if-this-was-minority-report-105348486.html
>>84982736No lad. You're gonna miss Argentina chads.
>>84982607Gday m8
Aussie aussie aussie in my botty x
You know what they say about right wing women...
>>84982765cant stand south americans me
Do Australia women have upside down vaginas
Good save that
Apparently "No Entry" only applies to the UK's borders...
Phallus
>don't forget you do need a tv licenceNo fuck off again foid.
AMELIA NOOOOOO
>>84982676I've been wondering this. Waste of licence fee money running an audio stream when the game's free to air on ITV. If they ran the Beeb like a company rather than a free-for-all nursery with endless money they wouldn't have to stick a QR code over 25% of the screen.
Extra time lids. Going to be a busy night for us world cup lads.
>>84982906I can understand radio because you'll have workers driving but we really don't need all these extra audio podcasts. I don't think I've ever cared for Sounds.On the final they'll stick the QR code right in the middle I reckon. Watching the final on ITV anyway.
Ruth is definitely enjoying the World Cup. Madueke is her favourite 'English' player.
>>84982906radio coverage is comfyimagine if they ditched TMS because sky have the cricket on TV, I would be distraught
Who noticed the qt in grey replacing the ball? Corr.
Must be crap having to be an yoof in London, just erd whiteblood unironically say bruddah, like brrp ting blud da fuq you axe me, but also being middul class af.Wag wan breadbean.
Cum on Aussie Deanos x
>>84982947No she likes english deano players I reckon.
>Charlie Veitch banned from Manchester for 2 years
>>84983006Ridiculous they can do this before you are even found guilty. That's his livelihood. He channel has been so boring lately.
Andy Burnham did an "ask me anything" on RedditHow would you answer this question?
>>84983006Why though? Wasn't it one person specifically he pissed off?
>>849830461 keir starmer sized duck. I'd distract him with a ukranian rentboy. Be a bit hard to find 100 of the buggers.
No VAR drama yet. Probably something bound to happen later.
>>84983038Views are down. Losing revenue for sure>>84983051It looks like the police were looking for a reason to ban him anyway and this one victim was the red herring
Fuck me what a grim substitution. I was buzzing for the aussies but I can't abide swapping a keeper out. Hope they lose now.
British roses get wet for Mainoo.
*googles wanduke's country of birth*
>>84983065It's funny how right-wingers made up some nonsense about rentboys when the reality was that Russia paid some people to set fire to properties connected to Sir Keir, to try and intimidate him
>>84983087Burnham was getting pissed off with these youtubers making Manchester look like a druggie third world (it is).
>>84982576>you invoke secondary school as some kind of heuristic for anything because it's where your zero worth ass peaked and since then it's been downhill on a steady diet of oestrogen skittles and bbc racebait spamMelty 6 hours later
More auditors and vloggers focus on Manchester. Film crackheads and homeless, waste as much police time as possible while staying within the law. We can't let them win.
>>84983100>It's funny how right-wingers made up some nonsense about rentboys when the reality was that Russia paid some people to set fire to properties connected to Sir Keir, to try and intimidate himNuh uh.
I heard young Keir was interested in joining the Royal navy, till he found out what rear admiral really meant.
Thoughts on this presenter?
>>84983137He broke the news that cause 4 million black eyes.YA FUCKEN MEAN AH CAN'T STAY UP DRINKING ON SUNDAY NIGHT N PULL A SICKIE ON THE MONDAY?
PENALTIES lads. Get in there.
Belted it above the goal post oh eck!
Get me a cock right nows x
Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy OI OI OI YER GOING HOME LADS
Who hit him with the tar brush!
Said it earlier. Serves them right for subbing keepers.
Australia's goal keeper is fucking crap
this auswog looks extremely weak mindknew he was gonna fuck that up
Aussies BTFO.
Egyptians allahuackbaring on the floor kek
No wokkle bank then :/ x
>>84983145Pubs will surely stay open still. They would have ordered extra booze.
Me? Don't think I've ever had more than 2 pairs of trainers. Now I have 4.
>>84983171Sharon's going to get twatted.
Me? No shoes.
>>84983234Same. No shoes at all here. I don't go out anyway.
>winning penalty shootouts? we don't do that in straya cunt
Socceroos? More like shitteroos x
This time next week I'll be nervous af trying to talk myself out of going to muh cardfest. >>84983246Same, just 4 pairs of trainers.
BBC just about getting the 10 news on time.
Big Black Cock
Big BIack Cock
Eleven oily Egyptians gaping me wide enough to accept the pyramids up my backside x
>>84983257Just like all forrens, they take footballs pick em up and then create a different game calling it football. Murrican football. Ozzy rules football. Lunatics.
Big Bantu Cock
Brappy Bum Crumbs
Australian fannies
Australian cocks
Argentina 4 - 0 Cape Verde Going to be a bloodbath for our Bantus tonight
Bantu fanny
Come on Messi.
>ywn go to a football match with a girlfriend
Going to head to bed. Big day tomorrowOff t'churchNight
Me? Not going to sleep and watching both games.
A snackington tonight is a must.
>tfw you will be a 40yo shut-in incel still when the next world cup starts
>>84983820If I haven't tasted a girl's arsehole by the next world cup I'll rope
>>84983831Hate these events because they remind me of how quick time goes. Olympics does this to me also. I can't see it getting any better because the jobs market is always going to be shit from now on. No girls want to date a low paid lad living with his mum.
Messi missed. Grim.
Bloody Beckham in the audience again.
Why do they always do this?
>>84983905Theatrics. To try and get free kick, corners and penalties. When the referee says no they get up like nothings happened.
>>84983905>Why do they always do this?smell their hands?
>>84983915Funny that. They also like to put the ball past the corner line a lot too.
The norwood goblin messi scored. Get in there.
>>84983915Pathetic fucking "sport" and they're on camera doing this and no one questions it or calls it out, it's just an accepted part of it kek
Get ma a wantu willy this instant xx
>>84984039And they have better lives than you kek
Messi is a billionaire wtf
>>84984054It's a pantomime for easily entertained subhumans such as yourself, how many vaccinations did you get during covid?
>>84984076I got all the vaccinations' lad. Why didn't you?
>lt's a pantomime for easily entertained subhumans such as yourself, how many vaccinations did you get during covid?
>>84983820That's me right now during this world cup. It's not great, not gonna lie to you pal. In fact, it's pretty naff
30+ and never had sex? You failed as a man.
>>84983851>they remind me of how quick time goesI remember when London just won the bid for the Olympics and I was like "lol who cares, that's like 7 years away, it'll never come"
>>84984134Don't care anymore. Is sex really that important to normies?
England and Mexico is back on for 1am now bollocks that
>>84984147The entire world is built around making sure foids feelings are saved which is an extension of normies gynoslavery. Yes, it really is important to them, more important than literally everything else on the planet.
>>84984182Wagies fuming. NEETs laughing.
>>84984129You're 40? It doesn't get easier does it? Looking at Messi's hairline is making me fear for mine.
>>84984211Of course it doesn't get easier. Not sure why anyone would think it did. I lost all my hair in my late 30s too. You could risk taking those hormone pills that might kill your libido, make you grow tits and develop anhedonia if you're that bothered
>>84984143Yeah I remember that back in secondary school then. I still have the 2008 olympics demo on my ps3. I was said during london 2012 because I knew this was the start of me missing out on life.
Blad just sent me this lol
Can't even rewind this itvx live bollocks.
>>84984250Think I'd rather have the BBC shilling the TV license over this shit.
>>84984242Bet you look worse than him.
Ruth C is beautiful.
>>84984242My stomach is way flatter than that lad, also I think he's using a fisheye lens to make it appear larger than what it is.
>>84984315Any new vidya lid?
>>84984315>>84984339I'm also interested in any new vidya purchases
>>84984353>>84984339Finally got around to purchasing the other two Southpark games, got another 2 more on the way
>>84984300I imagine her tuppence is beautiful.
Where's the hydration break come on...RIGGED.
>>84984446A perfect line when standing and very pink inside.
A lot of games going into extra time this World Cup. I'm not much of a football fan but is this common?
>>84984515Yes it's all rigged for the drama.
Oh what a surprise. A free kick by messi near the end.
Grim box room world cup lads.
What a joke I thought Argentina would have this in the bag by now
>>84984603They're in for decades of group stage exits once Messi retires. Shocking.
>>84984610Karma for the hand of God. It's lush x
A perfect innie like a russian girl photo shoot. Lush.
Gutted. Wanted Um Bongo to win the match x
If Cape Verde win, I will no longer be an incel.
I'll laugh for 20 years if Cape Verde kick out Argentina this will be Messi's last World Cup he will be 43 in 2030They scored as I typed this out KEK
Messi is washed it over x
Meanwhile over there in Facebook mentalist land
>>84984727>women>accountability >not lying its the same each and every iteration
I really wish there weren't foid pundits for men's football. Makes it uncomfy.
Lots of impregnated Cape Verdian pussy tonight believe you me
Going to be lots of black Bantu bumming if Cape Verde win tonight
Goooooooooool gol gol gol
Oh no. It's over for Cape Verde. No pussy for me.
Was going to have a wank to a black woman on xvideos if Cape Verde won. Not now sorry x
Lots of Cape men regretting their spunkshire already
Wish a BBC would put me in a position like that to sort out a cramp.
He's absolutely gutted he didn't get that goal.
gonna go wander aimlessly at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfehtdHU244he's right youkno
Columbia v Ghana. Get in there.
Lot of teenage prostitutes Colombia. Wonder if they have sorted that issue out over there.
Cheap fucking Puma shirts getting torn up kek.
Liferino straight up sucks
Nowadays whenever I hear the British accent I immediately think of how cucked your country is, how destroyed your souls are, how weak your wills. That's what the accent sounds like, scared of saying something punishable. Imagine what's happening in your shithole to be happening in Serbia, it wouldn't fly, there'd be so much blood in the streets.t. Belarusian
>>84985497shut up mudman larp nigger, manufacture some more acid vats and post about white inferiority out on the doordash routes
Get me some Babatunde cock right this fucking instant x
>>84985497When I think of Belarusia, I think of a bear in a cage having rocks thrown at it or something.
>>84985511>Immediately thinks of mudmen when confronted with the reality of his situationAnd what's with the "white inferiority"? I just mentioned Serbia being better than you, are they not white anymore?>>84985525See you in 15 years when you'll either be begging to come to Minsk or you'll be dead
>>84985541I have no idea where Minsk is, but it even sounds bleak.
anyone seen this?>>84980496
>>84985598yes, it's a news story from like fifteen years ago, and the source is "some guy said".
It coming homes
You telling me that mystery meat slab of shit on the kebab counter isnt prime cuts? WTF! Ive been swindled!
>>84985541read it or LEAP larping retardywnbw nor will your nigger ball sports team equate to anything but shattered dreams.eat shit and die
This shit so good
>>84985733still nice tho, innit?
Messi's hairline going homes
>>84985733Sheep and goats can interbreed, they're basically the same thing. At least it isn't cats or dogs or horses.
was so weird had a dream about hhlwhere was round him irland he didnt know i knew his real identitythen i came out sed i knew who he wasden fings get fuzzybut was like amicable in end of dream dats all i remember
dunno if I buy alarmism over kebabs. Presumably those big reels of meat are all coming from a handful of suppliers? It's not like they're just mincing up shit in the back.That said, I only buy from local chippies anyway. I'm not going anywhere that has a dank aura about it. If for no other reason than they probably don't wash their hands.
>>84984315>My stomach is way flatter than that ladyou're 27 stone lol
Test phone posting app
Watching willy woore meeting some auditors. I'm tempted to do become an auditor to get myself out more desu.
Sad the world cup will be over soon. Life is grim. I'll go back into a deep depression.
Hate these dumb articles. Just fucking walk and set a timer. Find the fucking time to walk.
>>84986896Some people really don't understand that excersize is free, and you can just go outside and walk around a bit.
>>84986914Some people just want a reason to not do something simple and give themselves excuses not to bother.
NHS should reward incels for not producing sprogs and costing them thousands in child healthcare and clogging up maternity wards. Why not that? Why the fuck would I want to walk 30 minutes a day for a stupid reward?
just go outside bro just take a walk does wonders for yer mental elf
State of it. Fat ogre cow going on about phone addiction. What about food addiction? Nah, that's a tough one for her.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crlw405wrz8o
>>84986937Doing that 30 minutes a day, every day would be depressing in the same area. The article implies we live in beauty spots like the Lake District. You'd have to drive or get the train first but that would turn out very expensive and waste a lot of time.
>>84983218>>84982504>>84983218They U turned it staying 1 AM kek
>>84986978Nothing around me but housing estates. If I lived on some undeveloped part of the coast I'd probably go out walking. Most of this country is so grim
>>84986952She looks the type to roll her eyes at you when you say it's been 6 weeks since we had sex do you reckon I could get some tonight love?
>>84986986I wonder why. My suspicion is that advertisers had paid for certain slots with the right demographics wathcing at certain times and threatened to sue FIFA if they changed it.
>>84986978put a podcast on, walk to the local charity shop. It's not that bad.
Volunteering at a community centre in winchester won't get me a turkish girlfriend.
Going to chorley and trading in my shitty vidyas won't get me a mid girlfriend.
>>84987095Not putting headphones on while living in some shithole. Just asking to get jumped
Watching england lose at my favourite pub won't get me a rose girlfriend. Why live lads?
Seven sex starved Wantus circling me x
Going to get her sacked hopefully. She deserves it for sending them goons my way in 2024. Never forget that.
Oh my days. You have to fast forward itvx like a fucking vhs tape to get to the good parts of the match (once the ads have finished of course). Takes literal minutes to get 2 hours in at full speed. Pressed play and went forward again but then it went straight back to the beginning. I will be complaining.
On brave and they've nuked violentmoney and tampermonkey is wank so can't even us 4chanx
>>84987216Time to switch to Firefox, a Gecko engine browser.
Scrap that I've got it working again just cleared my cookies
Me? Dreaming of waking up next to a choccy Deano x
>>84986997She's in sixth form lad. She probably hasn't had sex.
>>84987202Haven't watched iplayer or any of those other platforms since they started making you log in. I would rather just download things now anyway.
Don't think I'll be making the trip to be honest. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6ve2ngylzo
>>84987273You can make a Guest login on iPlayer, they phone you up, you answer the tv licence question, then you login with the code given if you don't want to use your email. Downloading is more inconvenient to be honest and there's no ads on there anyway.
>>84987277>RotherhamDon't think I would go to a rape gang shithole either.
>>84986896>>84986914Do brits really think walking is exercise?
>Dear Anon, We're getting in touch to let you know that the Halifax brand will be changing to Lloyds. Thank you for choosing to bank with Halifax. We're grateful for the trust you've placed in us and look forward to welcoming you to a new chapter with LloydsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>84987326Yes us brits are the second fattest country in the world burger.
Better get to bed soon or I'll miss Canada v Morocco at 6. I wouldn't recommend any women go alone to Morocco by the way.
>>84987368Why's that mate? You live there? LMAO!For real though, apparently Morocco legit smells like shit everywhere you go. And weren't those two girls decapitated in the mountains?
>>84987309I don't have a phone. I suppose I could borrow my mother's. Still I'm used to just doing it my way now. I like having a file I can play however and whenever I want and without having to download data as it streams. mpv is so much nicer for skipping through than a web player
>>84987384>those two girls decapitated in the mountainsSickening video that. Calling out for mummy in her last moments didn't save her.No I do not live there. Any person with half a brain cell knows Morocco is a dangerous place for women.
Just woke up nowEnergy drinkChurchShopGO
>>84987330yeah, nightmare, apparently youll log in one day and be forced to dl bank of scotland app or lloyds app instead.>"All your acct details and everything will stay the same"I'll believe that after its happened. Also I presume Halifax debit and credit cards will expire early, they didn't mention anything about that....suspiciously.
>>84987368Been to morocco once and got food poisoning
Doing a get ready with me tiktok before I go to the wokkle bank for that bumsesh xx
>>84987408My card expires during the switch anyway. The thing is bank of scotland should switch to lloyds branding too by their logic?
>>84987412That's a big fear of mine. I would hate to have a parasitic worm in my brain for years. "It's just another headache."
Mexico will fucking send Kane and the blacks back to England. British men will smash up pubs and beat up women. Police will be kept busy.
>>84987433The way i understood it is that Halifax users can pick either of the other two apps as its all one integrated system and always has been with 3 separate front-ends.Annoyingly i replaced my cards last month in time for hols as they were due to expire while on holiday :/ I just hope it doesnt ask me to swop while im away, pain in the arse.
Surprised that Ruthmong watches the WC
Why would you bank with a blacked and pronoun endorsing bank anyway?
>>84987451>The way i understood it is that Halifax users can pick either of the other two apps as its all one integrated systemThat's 100% wrong lol. You will be on Lloyds app + Lloyds bank if you with Halifax currently and the Halifax app close down
>>84987456Did you know that Turkjiwhyeye weren't SHIT, they were just mathematically eliminated. We need a concise and accurate AIslop, not a verbose don't be hurty hurty slop twat cunt. IMO of course.
>>84987464That's not what it said in the Halifax app.
>>84987323It's bad enough living here
>>84987466He doesn't live in Turkey. He lives in the southern most province of England.
>>84987456He should start watching club football. It's a nice distraction. Basically on all year if you follow the pre season
>>84987464>>84987474You know what, i double checked and you were right, it's based on the location of the customer.
>>84987474Maybe if they SHARE account no. and sort codes with each other since its the same group? But you would primary still use lloyds app. You card be lloyds and all the paperwork lloyds
>>84987483You're not even willing to look at things as a joke.You've just got spam to push and a gimmick. You're probably the turkmong talking about himself just like the other retarded attentionwhores.
>>84987499>You're not even willing to look at things as a joke.says the guy currently having a melty
>>84987499You keep thinking he is Turkish. He's definitely British with bad sleeping habits...so you think he is not British.
He has no shoes x
>>84987503You just jumped into a conversation you weren't involved in, and immediately jumped to insults.All you're doing is projecting.
Meltymong is typing a reply to me right now, kek. Done him.Now he's thinking urgh fuck him. Double done him.
My old buffalo Ls220d has just given up the ghost ffs. Not enough space in my synology for the two drives. Gotta wait until I get my pip next week.
>>84987509I think you're the one projecting lad. You're mad at anon for posting gimmicks when you were the one doing the turkmong routine
Deano taking me to a swingers night for bottoms only x
>>84987507Who? Julius the shoeless?
>>84987519Hope you have some way to beat the boredom till then.3 weeks till bennies day for me. Skint already.
>>84987526Yeah it's all good I was only using that as a temporary storage for all my torrents to download to.. Shite that, can you not get an emergency bennie loan of your local job centre?
>>84987531I'd have to pay it back, and I need all my money. Got moved up to LCWRA or whatever it's called, and hoped the 400 extra would go on nutritious food and things (got a health issue so need to eat properly as my body is falling apart_, and I have managed to buy some stuff, but most of it goes on taxis and then if I need to buy things to help me, or whatever.
>>84987539Are you not on pip as well? You could do with contacting someone if you're struggling financially. You can pay back these benefit loans back over two years so it isn't a massive hit and if you can you can pay it back early.
Took all my books and gave them to a charity. I feel like I have lost friends.
>>84987551No, PIP has turned me down twice, they are useless. Not going into my issues but have some that stop me doing most things, but PIP says I'm good to go.I'll give 1 example, mobility, I can walk about but if doing anything for say 30 min, I'm fucked for the day then, pain fatigued what have you. But PIP says AHA so you can walk 500m unaided ok, so you're good to go you don't need our help.
>>84987556Noncing prick.
>>84987556But now you get to find nu friends and have adventures with them.
>>84987557That's terrible. Assume you have a diagnosis? I had a different experience with pip. I did my forms and they didn't contact me, just my health worker and ended up getting a paper based assessment and got enhanced daily and standard mobility. No official diagnosis of anything, not even a year on.
>>84987557It doesn't take 30 minutes to walk 500m
>PIP has turned me down twice, they are uselessI know a few lads like this, their main goal in life is to defruad the bennies office, but they are too stupid to figure it out>i dont know why they wont just accept my made up reasonsThats because they know you are full of shit kek
>>84987561Yeah, I guess. I use my laptops and kindle to read on more, so I had bookcases full of books I haven't read and ones I wouldn't read again. Still feel sad. >R.E.M. - Imitation Of Life (Official Music Video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vqgdSsfqPs
>>84987578Tell me about those lads
Got that monster energy dwink ultra whiteoid
>>84987564Yep, had a diagnosis a year ago, even used a company to fill out the forms.>>84987568No, it's more about walking a certain distance unaided or without having breaks. I put the time because that amount of time of constantly walking does fuck me up. PIP say if you can walk 250m or more unaided. That's all they care about, not that it fucks me for the rest of the day. I get taxis if going anywhere but I do have a supermarket (cheap one) just round the corner, so occasionally go there (maybe once a week), but the amount of shopping I can carry safely has decreased significantly.
That's quite a big post, for nothing but ad hominem. Notice how the size of the post indicates a desperate urge to be seen.
>>84987590I hope you get top rate pip lad
>>84987590Look into one of them OAP scooters lad, not being a dick but you could get about everywhere on one with no issuesYou could also pimp it out with RIMZ and neons, would be sick as fuck looking
Waiting for me parcel am i not
>>84987603Nowhere to store it, and not near that stage. I have muh sticks if needed. I'd have a surron mobility scooter, but not sure how balance and reaction speeds would be (muh disease is a bit neurological, so fucks things up that way. I don't think most would appreciate this, but I see it as being brain damaged, as my brain is damaged and not working correctly).
>>84987590>I put the time because that amount of time of constantly walking does fuck me upyeah and you can walk 3km in that time. That's 6 times further than 500m. If you can walk for 5 minutes just fine then what's the problem?>PIP say if you can walk 250m or more unaidedyou can
>trying this hard to cause an argument.Why can't he into capitalising the start of the sentence?
>>84987590My mum's had a stroke and is needing knee replacements and can only go out of the house on a mobility scooter, evidence backed up by the GP, Gets normal mobility like me. It's absolutely fucked. She daren't challenge it because she doesn't want them taking it off her completely.
Gfberg cooking rn isn't shePhwoarX
>>84987642Plus the lack of dignity constantly having to bang on about personal issues, hearing pity constantly in the form of AWWs and YOU POOR SOUL, having to fight and almost demand something that is freely offered to people willing to scam and lie.Yeah it's tiresome. I've got enough going on without having to convince some cunt that what I'm going through is legitimate.
>>84987640what's your point exactly. You want tip top pip but they won't give it you because you can walk 1-2km without breaks with no pain. Yeah no shit
Me and Deano are the wokkle bank bandits x
>>84987657No not at all, that's you taking your thoughts and putting them on me.No point asking questions if you know what my answers won't be. That isn't a mistake, as you don't know what I will answer, you're just assuming and trying to cause drama.
>>84987662I'm only going off of what you said but ok
the government should give me free money because I'm near sightedwell yes I can see just fine with glasses but you can imagine how disabling it would be if I couldn't
Why not get an office job or something that does not require walking?Or is that too much of a good idea?
>>84987666You're talking about tip top PIP, lad, I've not mentioned wanting an amount off them.Also, why is your posting style changing often? You're either not that anon or just doing the ole troll trick of constantly changing your posting styles.Also, a lot of spam stops when you try to bait single posters. You can't into multitasking, or is it that you need prompting?
Need a Blad towers update tbqh
>>84986651My height hides a lot of it >>84987696Mum and brother are going to the pictures today to see Toy Story 5 after that she is taking me to Burger King not been to one in over a decade. Oh it's going to be lush let me tell you.
>>84987686I haven't changed my posting style once. And you're whinging that they won't give you pip even though you've already explained why that is. Because you can walk a >500m distance just fine
>>84987696He's ITT rn posting about his inability to walk for more than 500 meters
>>84987685WFH would be ideal, as I have issues that mean being in a physical location isn't going to work. The main issue is, I was just a low level factory pleb all my life (most of it) so am unskilled, and have 0 experience, and I have a few conditions that need to be met before I could work. I'm 100% responsible for my working situation, I didn't plan for the future, I'm unskilled, and there's not many prospects. I accept that, that's on me, but I didn't make myself get health issues, and it's annoying that those health issues are incurable, and there's not really anything I can do about it other than watch and feel my body fall apart, as well as my mind.
>>84987709Not me I've just woke up I haven't been taking part in this conversation sorry.
>>84987702How would you describe your relationship with your brother?
>>84987702>My height hides a lot of itYou've got a BMI of 46
>>84987715civil service? they take anyone but you have to somehow get past their gay s.t.a.r.s and behaviours during the interview process because they are a bunch of fags who value jumping through those hoops rather than being suited for the role, and I should know as I work there.
>>84987704No, I gave 1 example after saying I have multiple issues.As I have said, you're just trying to cause an argument. You're starting some sentences with capitalisation, some lowercase. There's punctuation (only fullstops) yet no punctuation at the end of the sentence.You're here all day every day doing the same thing, and now moving onto Blad and his weight.
>>84987738Little mongy detective
>>84987735I've looked into things like that, they all want experience or qualifications. Can get those qualifications online, but need to go to college one day a week (I could but would need flexibility to change the date on the day) and I just can't commit to that, to having to go on a certain day.
He got rattled.Then he prattled.As we cackled.
>>84987749you need to benniesmaxx lad, le anxiety, cant leave the house, depression etc, hit them with the lot, might as well
>>8498773050/50 sometimes he's alright and sometimes he's a complete cunt. His mood mostly revolves around whether or not he can go out with his biddy friends on Fridays, if that gets cancelled for whatever reason he will be in a bad mood all week.>>84987732Fit as a fiddle me, I have zero issues with my health. So why worry?
>>84987738I always capitalise an I. And I capitalise words after a full stop. Nothing inconsistent about it. You're just looking for excuses to dismiss my posts because you don't like what I have to say. It's not my fault you think you deserve pip even though you know you don't fit the criteria
>>84987762I don't like lying like that, I'm not there to exaggerate. It's fucked up.
Fucking hell I didn't know 27 stone was almost 400 pounds kek, perhaps I do need to start dieting but I just cannot be fucking bothered that's the hard part.
He doesn't even address the point made. Just wants to cause an argument.
>>84987783what point. That you only gave one example but that one example doesn't qualify you. Then why did you give it?
want to get into something like factorio but im too dim to access it, would love a long form autistic game that I could get over the learning curve with. Never really play vidya these days but I see certain games that look like they would be fun to get into, like dwarf fortress.
Deano whoring me out tenner a pop at the wokkle bank x
>you don't capitalise the start of sentencesI ALWAYS CAPITALISE MY I'S AND AFTER EVERY FULL STOP>what point. Th....
You're not avoiding the authorities, are you, lads?
>>84987777any stories of people "just telling the truth" are the ones who get dragged though the ringer constantly by the bennies officeEndless fucking interviews, calls, checking up , not believing a word they sayMake a scene like every other dosser and you will get the tippity top rateThat or just grovel in this grim existence constantly worrying about if you are deemed worthly enoughTbqh id be the same, when i was on bennies i rarely took any loans as the shit they give you for paying it back was crazy at times , then all the threats of "work for your bennies" made me understand that working is actually a much easier route for me
Bennies are the only option for me because of my agoraphobia
>>84987801I looked through my posts and the only one I capitalised is the one that starts "I'm". You're the one obsessing over posting styles. Do you think maybe the reason you're so paranoid about everything is because deep down you know you're a fraud?
>still trying to cause an argumentKek.
My BMI is 19.6, seems fair
>>84987801I don't half the time just depends if I can be arsed desu
>>84987817During covid I kept getting calls and messages saying I was at severe risk of getting covid. Found out it was because some bellend put my age as my BMI. I was 41 at the time.
>>84987816you've been done lad. Why be so argumentative if you know you're just going to get upset?
If you hire a male babysitter you might as well cut out the middleman and rape your own child yourself
I've been done, yet he has to use my words to defend himself as he has no other defence.Sure thing lad.
Blad is a good egg. Only personality that isn't a sex pest/paedophile.
>>84987846I pointed out you were right to be denied pip and you had a melty over my posting style
Reverse Deano.
>>84987858he got exposed talking to a 15 year old on discord and sharing porn pictures with her
>>84987864you seem like the angry one. What's your problem. Pissed yer knickers during the night?
>>84987864You're very argumentative lad, and seem to be the one having a "melty". Seek god.
he's very fit at 400lbs
>>84987885>>84987888why would I be angry? I won
https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU?t=38&is=bnezc1q-Vsxcyw6L
It Saturday xI can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
Real winners don't have to declare themselves the winner, it's kind of obvious.
Love a good laugh me x All fun and games on britfeel x
>>84987804It's just not me, and I feel bad having to act like that. Why should I be forced to act in a way I don't like, just to get a small bit of help, that's offered to people in this situation. I have a diagnosis, medical records that back things up, but because it's things where they have to take somebody's word, they seem to have issues unless it's mental health.
>>84987875We all make mistakes in life x
>>84987927I'm not declaring lad I'm basking
forgot to buy beer
>>84987966It was a mistake I had no idea how old she was, the second I found out I blocked her immediately I politely said we can't talk anymore and blocked her there and then that's it I also posted the chat log of me doing so as proof. Also the photo >>84987914 was sent here not on discord it's some bitter little twisted lad trying to start drama here for no reason. What a cunt.
winning at britfeel isn't for everyonebut it is for me
>>84987993It might not be for them but it definitely for us x
>>84987985I believe you x
>>84987980>I'm baskingYer clutching, more like.
>>84987985you were talking to her for months though and you told her not to add anyone else because britfeel is full of creeps but you were sending her weird porno pictures? lol
it's like I'm playing with cheat codes
>>84988008Incapable of winning under your own merit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Z-JvB3X38
Want to go on the jars soonish x
she told the whole thread she's 15 and still doing her gcses in october but blad who is here every day didn't notice until 31st december lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_7BVaDIAbA
>>84988050Do you really think 15 yr old girls post here?
>teeheehee I'm a gurl*adjusts his frilly knickers as they're making his balls itch*
>>84988066I'm a G.I.R.L. i've got hairy tits and everything.
Africanised Deanos are welcome at the wokkle bank x
25 years since i done my gcses, haven't achieved fuck all in all those years. Mental.
>hairy titsReminds me of when I was a horny young chap, and called a telephone sexline for a bit of GILF action. When the call was answered, and immediately I heard do ya lark hairy tits? I said hahaNOhaha, then hung up. Good fun.
>>84988089Every breath and erg of energy you've used has been taken away from an Indian, that's something worth remembering.
>>84988050Looks like you fell for the obvious larp too lmao
It won't let me make a new thread lads somebody else will have to do it
>>84988139>It won't let me make a new threadWhy
>>84988146I've typed in the captcha correctly 12 times and it keeps saying it's wrong. Might be because I've just come back from a 30 day ban I'm not sure
Too early for a new thread anyway
>>84988163What was the ban for, lad?
>>84988176I said the forbidden ones full name, like an evil spell it will get you banished from the realm.
>>84988182There are still ways to get the message out
When I was banned I could not share this beautiful image of this pizza I had. What a shame.
>>84988202you got banned for doxing blad? not very nice of you
>>84988182Next time use your 5G lad x
Wonder how eva is getting on in her IT job
>>84988232No not at all. I was mimicking this other persons post and I got banned for it. I think jannies were that sick and tired of moderating britfeel when HHL was getting trolled relentlessly they just banned anybody that said the forbidden ones name, I just got caught in the crossfire.
>>84983905>>84983915>>84984039Yes it's pretty obvious the reason they exaggerate pain is because they're trying to get a free kick or penalty>>84984111Done that virgin
Mongboy posting: BANNED!!HHL Gay posting: ALLOWEDkek
>Evri >We have your parcel It's lost already, isn't it? I'll never see it.
>>84988299I hope so, you deserve fuck all noncelad.
Keeping the bumsesh private today x
>all the "nice lads" like ketmong and blad turn into nasty doxxers once they see an opportunity to be the ones bullying someone elsefucking kek. Just goes to show you can't trust these demoncorders
>>84988319So saying somebody's full name is doxing? Ok mate
>>84988319>HE SAID HIS FULL NAME >HE'S DOXING HIM I have a badge for you to wear love x
>>84988327>>84988336yes it is which is why you got banned for it kek. Why would you post his real life full name on 4chan?
Why would he be spazzy enough to give his name away online? lmao
>>84988350We've been saying it for months in a joking matter why is it an issue now?
>>84988365People have been posting his picture and address too. It's still doxxing
>>84988318Corr, could it perhaps be a M E A T Y one?
>>84988350I agree some people took it way too far when they posted his full address but it's common knowledge here. Everybody knows his full name it's no secret
Little lads compromised?
>>84988363His older trip was his initials too
New thread concerning the city where the King of the North has been in residence>>84988409>>84988409>>84988409>>84988409
>>84988336don't you walk around wearing a sunflower lanyard
