Skeggy pier edish
>>84992534Beautiful edition. Thank you x
Feeling sexy tonight xBantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
Got a pimple on the back of my hand wtf
France only won because they got a penalty. Doesn't count
>French scores>Daft Punk song starts playingdo they not have any other music?
>>84992524>(set + setting, and all that).You're right about that, it needs to feel right.I pondered your chai seeds. Two tablespoons of seeds in a ramekin or whatever. Just enough water to let them absorb, add honey, a dab of nice jam, add Greek yogurt, mix and nom.
the ref kinda looks like charlie kirk
imagine if Mr Beast came up with a soccer playing fieldnow that would be epic
>>84992560One time I woke up with a spot on my cock shaft and then it went away and has never happened again
The Paraguay's are fuming kek
>>84992585You got visited by a succubus with a STD mate x
>>84992573>I pondered your chai seeds. i just polished them off. didn't have anything in like honey or jam or yoghurt, was just the food i had left.got that food parcel now though. but i swear to god i got the worst RNG. I LIKE ONIONS i like onions i. LIKE. ONIONS.however, it's all onion curry sauce and onion pasta sauce and a minced beef and onion Fray Bentos (which i might have now actually)i feel like a crazy person, but you know when you fry off garlic before cooking a sauce/whatever? the goal isn't to have like, clumps of garlic IN the sauce. surely. why do we accept that about onions? they are lush but you fry them off first i DO want them to disappear in meals, not be NOTICEABLY PRESENT
>>84992549Sing it louder my leeeeeeeeed
Women across the world getting wet for Kone.
>>84992617It's the fallout from the onion cloning, it got out of control and we have to use them before they go off.
>>84992662disgusting peadophile cunt
sick ofthis football talk now. have England dropped out yet or not?>
why is olise playing thought he was english
>>84992685England are still in, they are playing Mexico tomorrow at 1am
>>84992716We don't kick off in just over an hour lad? It's still Saturday in England.
>pre-heated oven I THINK NOT
>Dankula's posting from the white houselol. the fuck;s gone on there?
>>84992731is that a coffee machine?
Commentator looks a right cunt no contact on kounde
i CANNOT GET INTO THE FRAY BENTO'Si DO NOT HAVE a 'DURABLE TIN OPENER'AM is torturing me
>>84992729just outed himself as a forren
>>84992729Sorry Monday 1am
can't wait for England to play Mexico tomorrow at 1am
The amount of acting from these professional football players in this match is absolutely fucking ridiculous they've spent more time rolling around on the floor than they have done playing the actual game.
Hope someone sparks dechamps
Dirty game that.
>>84992796his mum just died de lid, show some respect
>>84992809Don't care he's the enemy.
>>84992806Nasty Paraguayan scum. Shit referee.
Our wogs beat your wogs x
Hope I dream of a wantu wukakke tonight x
>>84992827Yeah the ref was biased towards Paraguay for sure. There should have been loads more yellow cards then way they were playing.
>>84992806Shithousery at its bestlush
started cooking the Fray Bento's in case heating it softened the metal or something.hasn't done much. i COULD saw into the lid with the teeth of some shears, but i don't want little metal shavings in my pie.
I can proudly say I have never eaten a Fray Bentos
Fray Bantus
Wonder if Ruth watches football.
>>84992953She pretends to enjoy it for William's sake but spends most of the match fondling his scrotum.
>>84992934this will be my first (if at all)
>>84992962Reckon she plays with his balls?
you are everything and i am nothingx
>>84992953I bet R's dad loves the World Cup as it brings in the punters for his pubs
corrr the Fray Bento's has exploded in the air fryer. which is what i wanted, but i did not think beyond this. there's just some filling everywhere, but no way to control it.
>>84992987Hope you get shanked x
>>84992996I'm sure he will be raking it in and getting another holiday in.
Not going to lie I would have liked to hear HHLs football commentary, he's gone for good isn't he?
eh, gave that Fray Bento's a try. seems nice from what filling spewed out, but i'm not getting into that top (think you're meant to take it off to brown the crust anyway).i COULD use a drill but it's late and the neighbours might complain (i can only use my neighbournote once). besides just think of the filling flying everywhere: it would attract flies tomorrow.
>>84993073he will be posting on /sp/ in the /womfy/ match threadseasidemark has betrayed him
Corrrr another edition of that Backrooms film is out. Might have to go see it again.Evil Dead film coming out soon too, Odyssey kinomoviefilm soon also.We eating good, cinemabros.Tfw going out to watch the England match but I'm used to sleeping way earlier now. The late morning sleeping hours are long behind me. It's gonna be quite annoying actually.
He with the five great guys plus one, they know somebody at the university, it lushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6qWGx36zE
>>84993140>another edition of that Backrooms film is out. STOP DOING THIS, FILMS
>>84993140Not watched the first one yet. I watched Masters of the Universe last week it was brilliant haha.It's not like the WC is every week, enjoy it.
>>84993171I don't think this happens too often with new releases of films to be fair. I guess there is the odd director's cut version of whatever though.>>84993179It's not a new film. It's just Backrooms but with some extra scenes. Seems a bit of a cash grab though.I actually didn't like Masters of the Universe unfortunately. Was hoping it would be like Mortal Kombat, but I was disappointed.Hmmm yes the world cup is kino. But sleeping at 4am. This is like the bad old days. I'm nearly falling asleep already on my chair.
The average mong on reddit seems to dislike auditors. I don't know why you'd get upset over someone not breaking the law.https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1un7vo6/a_man_filming_in_public_was_told_he_would_be/
>>84993201>I don't think this happens too often with new releases of films to be fair.the fact that they CAN do it rustles my jimmies. it's the same as games on a cartridge vs games with patches, 'a live service'.found a screener and from Reddit comments it's nice to see people have FINALLY embraced Digital Cinema Packages as a form of piracy. but DIGITAL CINEMA PACKAGES SHOULDN'T EXIST it should be reels like in the good old days.
>>84993225It is kind of annoying when watching an old film and then you realise there was an extended or director's edition desu. And sometimes they just outright ruin things like all the CGI rubbish they added to Star Wars.
Cat pic gimmick he stole for attention Capital letters for no reason
Night walk and audit lad here. Once this world cup is over, I'm going to get out and start "vlogging" in public spaces. I want to see how normies react to me.
>>84993242You dont have shoes though
>>84993242There's good money in it if you clean up nice and have an expensive camera. YouTube videos of quite mundane subject matter get a lot of views, though I imagine the competition is fierce.
>>84993201I didn't mind it. It was enough tongue in cheek like the cartoon and that was ace.Good luck staying awake. Night.
>>84993249Police custody gave me free plimsolls from my last arrest.
>>84993252Won't go too flashy. Just basic camera. Not doing it for the money. Probably be a bit like this guy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug6YOsf2Wpw
>>84993236there was also the trend of 'the REAL film will be on the DVD' (Peter Jackson says as much in those Lord of the Rings featurettes). sometimes it's fine like picrel. but other times, i dunno, 'moar scenes' what if i want the film to be <2 hours long? i'm sure every film shoots lots of extra footage. Special Star Wars is weird because Han says the exact same dialogue to two different characters in a row.
>reminder that cats are essentially street vermin (like rats) that became a Victorian fad:>dogs are natural companions to humans. they are useful for work/hunting, and offer unconditional love.>cats are basically street rats.This was one of ketmong's many rotated factoids he blurted out before he discovered posting cats gets him attentionNow he's "the cat guy"Do people really just change their whole personality like that? Bit weird and rat-ish.
>did I ever tell you the one about hayley williams?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/hayley%20williams%20talent/>i might have mentioned before
>>84993255I never watched the cartoon desu so it wasn't really "for me" anyway I guess.Night night my lid. Sleep well innit.>>84993271To be fair the LOTR extended versions plus appendices are great. Spent a NEET winter working my way through all of that a few years back. Was comfy.
A spastic transformer
>>84993287I always imagined Hayley Williams having a rather smelly tuppence. I doubt she shaves it either.
Just become a different person depending on what you want from people. The rat life.
>>84993288i like me some comfy LOTR but i dunno, i just want the films.although there's a massive hole in the third one where Saruman just disappears. i think there's a scene in the extended edition, i can't remember the books (been almost 20 years bloody hell)mind you, The Hobbit Book Edit is decent. it's still a really strange film, but them fans did what they could to tighten it up.
>>84993314it not about her tuppence. it about a corrupt music industry, her talent agent mother and rich father, siphoning two lads' fun garage band project. in what world is that rite? i'll tell you what: none. none worlds.
>>84993140Mate that Odyssey is going to be peak wokesloppa. The rest seems alright.
>>84993268I will be joining you out on the street, documenting my life and the little dumbass minutiae in it, but it will be a carefully choreographed imitation of channels like this. I'll walk to a bakery in an upstanding neighborhood, buy something, to the tune of some safe-sounding, womanly, royalty-free melodic percussion, and then I will walk back home, focus the camera on something like a bird that's landed, and then when I get home, I'll pretend to do some aesthetic hobby like calligraphy or painting. I will try to put one of these out every other day or as fast as I can churn out the slopmill. This will be my grift.
don't get me wrong: i enjoy some corporate pop. we all understand e.g. Britney Spears or The Sex Pistols, we know what they are.but at the same time, is it fair to pretend it's organic? every album should carry a sticker saying it is what it is.
>>84993342Yeah probably true but maybe it can still be some good audiovisual kino innit. I'm easily pleased anyway desu.
just don't want Chika to be disappointed by his Greece film.
>>84993424Part of the fun of going to the cinema is also when a film is disappointing and then ranting about it afterwards desu. So it's a win win anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
can't stay up ALL NIGHT waiting for mate A....or can i?
at least a minor pop shipment arrives tomorrow.so even if i sleep, i won't be waiting long. wish i'd thought on about the pie because i could have opened it during the day.
>>84993122>Still got the tags on because he will be sending it back in a few days or pawning it off Oh mark. Kek.
Keir Starmer let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook, he should never be allowed to forget
>>84993600>Keir Starmer let Jimmy Saveloy off the hooknah that was me. soz.
friend is asleepso i will sleepgood night, /britfeel/
Tranny fanny
>>84993864Isn't that an oxymoron?
just wish I could be anywhere but here, and anyone but me
My cum filled poo box x
Last post for the night guard from me. Goodnight all
Another heatwave coming up next week lads ffs
it the 5 great guys plus onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6qWGx36zE
what the flip is woke 2.0?
>>84992534Skeggyberg-on-the-naze
what the frick is swami
>>84995462old female tripfag from 2012
Creampie my grubby arsehole daddy Deano xx
Big bad british paedophile
>>84995483Been here 14 years have ye.. not much better for me. Same boxroom still?
>>84995569yeah lad same boxroom I've lived in my whole life. Spend probably 22 hours a day in here
>>84995649And the other two hours?
>>84995782getting food or hanging around the kitchen/living room
dont forget tomorrow is a non-uniform day and remember to bring 20p x
Welper dreaming of a big Mbappe bellend going right into the back of his net.
>Oh, What a Beautiful Morninhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APc0z49wg
>>84995496remember when he claimed he's only 16 stone kek
Bend me over and have your way with me Deano x
Skint no bennies until tomorrow
>>84996424START saving
>>84996490didnt realise i could set a savings target in my bank app for holiday, car, big purchase etc. Never bothered to see if it was a walled off sub account or anything. Instead i have a envelope filled with money to stop me buying useless shit online.
>>84996497Cash is King but Santander have a decent saver for 12 month 8% im thinkin of using.
A warm Deanopie to wake me up xx
>>84996424why didn't you buy bitcoin like we said, it actually hurts to know other anons have to live like this, I can't imagine it, I'd kill myself
green tea is really good after a night on binge drinking
It's quite good being a bennymong with a self employed sibling to run your money through without HMRC knowing.
>>84996602HMRC is a joke, billionaires and criminals get away with paying next to nothing while poor workers get taxed up to the eyeballs
>>84996621careful lad you'll set off editormong
>>84996623>editormongi cant keep up with this place
>>84996627Its just one mong (him >>84996623) trying to force a gimmick
Sitting in church right now. Fucking grim, the guy speaking is actually divorced from reality. He's like 78 and he's been saying things like>Remember House of Fraser?>Remember sunny walkmans (he pronounces it sunny instead of Sony)>Remember BlackBerry phones?All in the context of celebrating the fact that young people are not upwardly mobile now and saying that's good because greed is the root of all evil. Fuck me. These people are straight up ghouls.
>>84996627It's just one dramafag creating dollies to play with
It's actually me. I post then get on with my life for a bit then come back and see how many bites/impersonations I got.
>>84996731>then get on with my lifeYou have nothing going on in your life though
>>84996744He just means goes to other boards/sites to twoll.
Need to build a fence today. Posts are cut and shaped. Need to paint the slats first though ( I hate painting )
Spaffed meself empty this weekend didn't iBit thight the gfX
Choccy Deano and Julius the shoeless are coming round laters for the match and a bit of fun wink wink x
>>84996776Take them all out the front and start painting, when people walk past tell them it's really good fun and then can do a 1/2 a panel for 10 quid if they want to try it.QUIDS IN!
Got three weeks of the house to myself coming starting Monday. It will be, I can assure you, fucking LUSH lads.
>>84993218"Auditors" are scum, deliberately trying to wind up normal people so they can post it on YouTube for ad money
Tempted to do an all nighter to watch the footy
>>84996811You going to go wild and put your feel up on furniture in every room?
>>84996820Bit pointless, it's on at 7. You could get an early night.
Getting willy fizzles watching her go, not gonna lie.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WUwSsmBZ4Gg
>>84996820Going to wake up for toilberg tomorrow and watch the news reporters cope and seethe that the mexicans whooped their asses kek
Been and made a wuppa and checked on my roast. TY for the bites.
>>84996787Sounds good, what is the bit of fun? Wokkle bank trip? Bit late after the wooty don't you think little lad?
>>84996811coor, i hope you have some quality spaff sessions lined up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Iz4vudW7IVorefags eating good arnt theyX
>>84996826>it's on at 7.Monday 01:00 kick off
>>84996910Kek, they changed it again? First it was 01:00, then 19:00 due to a storm or something, now 01:00 again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pz-jfyMPqsGoddamn sky jews can't get they're basicarse facts straight againFable and mythos are the same effin modelSmdh innit
You will die alone, bitter, and angry long before anyone else. Your life is a cruel joke. Your parents lay awake at night huddled together discussing where they went wrong and go to sleep with an uneasy feeling in the out of their stomach that there is no saving you.
Projectingrmong is up I see.
Your mom lies about you when her friends ask. Your dad embellishes whatever small achievement you have when he's asked about you.If you have a sibling, their friends whisper amongst themselves how they're not sure if they even have a sibling.It's okay. You'll learn some day.
>>84996939late start for the trans junkie fapper today, wonder what kept him up late before collapsing into his coom coma...Probably best not to find out desu.
We know it's you thread personality, reveal yourself!
Welper's out getting his arse filled in by the biggest Bantu behemoths. He living that dream. He enjoying every moment his arse gets stretched to the point he screams 'FUAAAARKIN 'ELL ME BATTY'. You're sad with no Bantu or Deano to stuff your hole in x.
This time next week, I could be at a thing, I could also not be at that thing and sat in a hotel room mentally abusing myself for not going to a thing.Corr.
>>84996975qrd on the thing?
>>84996993Just a collectors thing for cards and games. I'll force myself to go, I promised my niece a thing (don't know correct spelling, labubu?)
>>84996935>>84996940Didn't ask to be born did I x
It Sunday xI can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
>I promised my niece a thingNonce coded post
morning all friends, and even the non-friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP75lmLExr0>The Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo! (Radio Edit) >>84996676shall say it's better to better to grateful for small comforts than 'upwardly mobile' in a class sense. that's all i shall say.>>84996424LAD is that 169 quid for real, or do you have some loan/overdraft? LAD! you can go buy food and that is LUSH
Fink i'll recuperate further meX
>he can only think sexual things when it comes to children, so projects this on the rest of the thread
>Joshua Elash, who runs London-based firm MT Finance Group, is allowing his staff to start work at 11:00.Let's goooooo
greentextmong is back kek
poopdickschizo has returned, i see.
>>84997048Yeah but what time is he making them finish.*walks off singing working 11-7*
And with another gay name to boot!
>a board known for greentexts>infected by newfags and outsiders
just want bevvies.
>>84997049>>84997056Greentextmong is the resident thread seether, creator of multiple seethe gimmicks, and overall a massive loser.
And a lowercasemong leading the charge.
>>84997064I've got some murphies in the fridge not enough for the match though (only three) and running low on the ganja.
>>84997059ummm technically greentext is a MISUSE of the quote function that has existed since emails and this is but the 'original content' board and the <meta> description is just some revisionism to account for the way the board went.you just know those cowards over at Team 4chan would never put>/r9k/ is the board for gender culture wars and personal issues.a whole generation of fa/tg/uys now thinks /tg/ is for 'greentext stories' because there were a few, and they got popular on Reddit. and that is NOT okay.
>>84997016Wokkle bank waraoke tiktok live edition when
>>84997070>only threecorrr to my teetotal tongue that is a lot. then again it is hot. at least you have weed to trot.might gan downstairs.
to check for the post, i mean.rawdogging that outside world (i am down with the kids) (not in a strange way) (more of a Corey Feldman type way)
>>84997074Yeah but you're a chinese spy.Also, the whole site is gender/culture/boredom wars.Been going on for a while, but ramped up during the ole rona, and there's proof of this, with crest research being a thing. And I know anons (pfft) like to say waawaa they don't think we're bad. But they still act against us, and their tactics are clear for all to see. Division between anons, fembots and... robots? Why is gender important, is it just because it is a good way to cause division? This is all rhetorical, I know the answers.
>>84997103Womp womp little man x
>>84997125>Womp womp little man xRagin.
HHL deserved to get doxxed imo
>>84997103I'M the spai? well Mr Zhang, i demand you to name three (san) animes you've seen in their entirety.proper ones, mind (AI/Google won't help you here.)
Passy on a mad one again haha
>>84997141PunchlineAkiraPatlaborWas watching spirited away yesterday, but was in a grumpy mood and everything was winding me up, so I stopped watching it.
today is a special daythere is to be no trolls
Oh so you were in a mood yesterday and decided to take it out on the thread regulars, ok, nice one.
Brake pad fell out of my bicicleta (again)Not sure whats going on there lids, this is the 2nd time one of the pads has wore down and just fell out of the calliper They are shit tier simple cable pulled disc callipers, pads are something like 10 quid, but i might go the smarter route and just buy a new set of callipers, may even go for hydraulic ones if they aren't stupidly expensive
>>84997154>Patlaborcorrr good one this. >Punchlinedon't know what this is.>Was watching spirited away yesterday, but was in a grumpy mood and everything was winding me up, so I stopped watching it.i told you lad: get back into the habit of piracy, then you can watch your Nausicaas however YOU want. Netflix will only get worse (and we all know this deep down ;_;)
>>84992534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADtADJOJZUUluv me skeg vegasGo to Lucky Strike's arcade if youre ever around. Got some killer games there.
>>84997168PAGING DR LOLLERSLAD NEEDS HAWG ADVICE STAT
>>84997139Should have happened sooner desu
>>84997173I'm in a part of my life where I just don't care. I may care in the future, I may not.Punchline is about a lad who gets excited when he sees girls knickers, but if he gets too excited he explodes and destroys the world. My description won't be doing it any justice, it's quite funny.
>>84997230>Punchline is about a lad who gets excited when he sees girls knickers, but if he gets too excited he explodes and destroys the world. ohh i remember this discussion.you are corrupting Lollers' mind with your FILTH.
>>84997190do i fuck need advice ladThe pads are fucked, i need new pads/brakes, fuck all advice needed I am the HAWG anon alsoNon powered HAWGS are just as fun imo
1/2 a tin of mandarin segments in syrup+ 1 glass of ice waterwe are eating good today.
>>84997292Are you a vegan or some shite?
>>84997284we have some richlads here, hawgfriend.i've said often if i win the lottery or something i will actually give money to the struggling /britfeel/ lads if they want it.sort of mad to think there are guys out there with crypto portfolios and they won't even buy you a new padbrake. they wouldn't even notice a change in their lives.
>>84997297nah just skint. i did try to eat a Fray Bento's mince and onion thing yesterday, but i didn't have a good enough tin opener (and didn't want to run the drill at 1 in the morning).
>>84997313Use a knife to open tins if you're short on a tin opener. I do, but I do it because I'm left handed and I hate tin openers.
>>84997274You missed out the crucial part>it's quite funny
>>84997341oh i tried lad. had some proper thick kitchen shears too, problem is the whole tin was too large to ping open. popped a few more holes into it but in the end i gave up.how it should be x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYrMwxrZ2TU
how to solve housing problems:1. under-25s cannot rent.that's it.
>>84997301im a miserable wagie with savings in the bank lad, im not looking handouts kekThe other lid is struggling with his lack of bennies and taxi addiction, he needs it tbqfh
>>84997313Beans and rice, 20 pence a meal, sorted
>>84997413your information might be a bit out of date friend.can't really afford to 'bulk buy' anyway (i.e. multiple portions of rice, a whole kilogram even, corrr)
Get me a Gibraltarian Bantu right fucking nows x
>JUST ESSENTIALS by ASDA Just Essentials Red Kidney Beans 400g>0.33 quidsoh. my. DAYS
>Yoko Taro's Evangelion announcedWhat the fuck is this?
oh man misread the website on this. thought it was 23% beef (about the same as STAGG) but it's 23% BEANS.shan't be compromising on quality when STAGG is but 30 pence more x
>>84997474I saw it in farmfoods the other day. What do you have it with, I'm considering buying someone.
>>84997490just rice. it is already one of your five a day (beans + tomatoes innit)
might bring back 'lanky' as an insult.tall people have had it too easy for the past 10-20 years. zoomers don't remember the grief tall people used to get.
>>84997516Can't I only like my rice in a chinese setting, I'll try it with chips. I also just realised I said buying someone I am really baked right now sorry.
>>84997525get some sweet potato fries in.not just for chilli fries (dare i even suggest: chilli cheese fries?) but while you're stoned.
>>84997524as a lanker i do not give you the l-word pass
going to check downstairs, see if my Amazon stuff (it is a present, nothing the DWP needs to know about) is here.
>>84997592Why would the DWP care about what you're buying off Amazon?
>>84997600i'm not buying anything off Amazon. it was a gift to me. i reject these ACCUSATIONS, mister.anyway, bank statements. just shows up as Amazon. i've even had refunds and then that shows as money in.
Good to see the police being as useful as ever lmao
>be me>downloading mods for a server>downloading at 4 mbs>bit weird>run speed test>claims 104 mbs>google are there any reasons for virgin to restrict download speed>blahblahblah response>check the server, and speeds have jumped up to normal againPicrel.
>>84997637This is actually based. Fuck those pigs.
>>84997661Any more interesting stories?
>>84997677There is a good 60-90 seconds cut off that video of them hopelessly attempting to wrestle the lad They are completely fucking useless lmao
I need a Wantu Bantu a Bantu is what I need oh aye xhttps://youtu.be/nFZP8zQ5kzk
Thanks paddy for the free bet
>>84997720i bet 50 quid on mexico to win
>>84997690>be me>drunk>want to take a wardrobe from upstairs and put it downstairs>CBA taking it apart>wrangle it to the top of the stairs, then start to slide it down>lose muh grip>oh fugg>go down the stairs and clamber over the wardrobe>I CAN SORT IT>too awkward to turn to get round a corner at the bottom of the stairs>I CAN SORT IT>not stronk enough to push it back up the stairs>oh fugg>bit late so have to wait to call for assistance>clamber over the wardrobe each time I need a wee>clamber over it to go to bed>clamber over it the next morning to do muh thing>ring friend and get him to come over that night to help move it>spend the day clambering over the wardrobe>friend turns up at night>pulls up on the drive>I open the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
i have been Bel-Air'dhave i not
Not reading all the shite, big man
>>84997794Weird how humour scares you, or is it just yer too new to know?
i recognised the oldfriends meme.*awards u one internet*
>>84997824>sodasReally.
>>84997833i already used the word 'pops'
>>84997845Could have swapped nips for pops then used it. But, pop is also an murricanism, I think, but it is also used over here.
have to wait for my friend to go to church before she pops round with the nips.it's going to be a rough five hours and 45 minutes.
>>84997882Oh wonderful now you will be able to clarify the voice and clear the throat I bet you can't wait lad
Saw that lad talking about being 24+ stone and i thought id weigh my self>mfw 9 stone 8 (60kg) Thought i would have been well north of 10st tbqfh
>>84997695We should tax the rich more and use that money to invest in better policing
What do you call him?
>>84997959a single adult man
>>84997959what is her punchline? you've got me on tenterhooks lad
>>84997959Ian
How can you be on top rate disability benefits plus PIP and still somehow end up too skint to buy foodReckon this lad just purposely goes out of his way to fuck his life up so he can have something to be a victim about
just want my bevvies
>>84997907I need to get back down, I'm 13 stone now and I feel rank.Might get download some thinspo.
>>84998077oh for fucks sakeI really need to drop google
Love a bit of Wustin Wieber xDeano, deano, deano, ohLike deano, deano, deano, noLike deano, deano, deano, ohI thought you'd always be mine, minehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
>>84998077>>84998091*reports a concern*
>>84997959BlessedLuckyFortunateSomebody not get hen pecked constantly
>>84997959>What do you call him?Me
>>84998104some of these girls are troubledwish I was in a position to take advantage of them, alas
getting a bit turned on by all these ana girlshow do I give the wife anorexia
