Damn you're telling me someone would actively lust for me in that way just for being yoked? Ma boy wtf? How do I find a Twink femboy or trannie to make me feel like a king

>>85013463
I would if you're nice, but I'm neither of your preferences

HE CUT ME OFF
MADE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AT THAT WE WERE NOTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85013453
When i was younger me and one of my friends showed eachother our cocks and tried to jack off together, it was in public tho and i tripped and got dirt on my hands so i couldnt finish

>>85013453
qott: talking to this guy for the last 2 weeks all day since we met and him saying how he'd take my virginity and all the stuff he wanted to do and how id suck his cock and we'd cuddle and get married, before he ripped my heart out and threw it in the garbage all because of a stupid misunderstanding

>>85013515
young gay experiences are the best ones, but was that really that breathtaking for you? Did you feel the hotties or it was more like an experiment?

>>85013509
>>85013521
did he think you were still thinking about your ex or something like that?

>>85013528
It was mostly for shits nd giggles at the time but i still remember it alot, he was straight tho but i thought his cock looked pretty decent my other friend said so too

>>85013537
no he thought i didnt like him cos of how i reacted to something and got annoyed with me. i tried to explain myself but he didnt want to hear it, my first reaction was all that mattered.

>>85013571
i really liked him as a person and just talking i didnt mean to offend him i feel horrible

>>85013571
that sucks anon...but honestly if he was so dramatic to the point he didn't let you explain and blocked you something like this was bound to happen sooner or later. Well, unless you did or said something fucked up

>>85013582
nothing he hadnt already said to me, but idk if he meant. thats why i maybe wasnt as sensitive as i should have been and usually am

>>85013587
>thats why i maybe wasnt as sensitive as i should have been and usually am
did he share something personal and you shrugged him off?

>>85013599
yeah i thought he was joking but he wasnt and i kinda mocked him for it

>>85013608
I honestly can see why he got mad now, I would too. Wait for him to calm down a bit and talk to him again, understand that you hurted him and show him you feel sorry for what you said, but genuinely sorry, not "pls forgive me" sorry. Personally I would consider someone that didn't want to really hurt me, but it depends on what you said

>>85013645
i hope we can talk eventually, he blocked me on everything, i sent him an apology before he did but it didnt stop him

>>85013676
he's really mad now. Give him some time, he's thinking about it too I guess. If you feel comfortable sharing, what were you mocking him for?

>>85013453
if only I ever got so close to a muscular guy bare chested. Oh wait, I totally did! But..

>>85013697 #
don't think i should, sorry. thanks for listening, we connected so quickly and easily, i thought about him all the time, and then to lose it all out of the blue. just gonna try and take my mind off it for a while.

>>85013756
that's ok. Always try to be mindful, some people can get really sensitive about some topics, I think it's ok to joke about those only when you both are really close and already met in person so you trust each other more. I guess he saw you mocking him as a personal attack instead of a playful teasing

>>85013453
>qott
Absolutely none. My life is utterly barren and devoid of any intimacy.

>>85014513
Same. I didn't even experience anything like this >>85013515 like most guys do

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watching street fight videos while sat on my chair in my towel all wet... Don't Wanna Get Dressed....

>>85014513
>>85014694
I'm sure there has been a moment where you got very close to a boy and felt a strong attraction, at lesst during HS or middle school. As I said, it could be about a straight boy that didn't even notice you, everything goes

>>85014745
Nope never happened. All the boys avoided me and treated me like a freak in HS

>>85014751
so you didn't have a "shit I'm gay" moment in real life?

>>85014745
My friend's face was pretty but that was before I realised I was gay so it was just an odd feeling and not much more.

>>85014694
I didn't either, but I don't think most guys experience that actually

>>85014759
No I didn't have a "shit I'm gay" moment normalfag

My shit I'm gay moment was finding a solo cock thread on /gif/ and being more aroused I had ever been at 17 years old

>>85014770
that counts, everything during virginity does or a scarce sexual or romantic life. Did you feel butterflies when his face was close to yours?

>normalfag thinks socially ostracized losers had the same experiences as him
Typical.

>>85014793
No and it never was close to mine in that way.

>>85014798
I don't think talking to you will be of any use since you choosed to be hostile, however why would a normalfag post in this place of all places? Of all boards? And ostracized "losers" can get unwillingly close to people they find attractive, in locker rooms, beaches, any closed setting. My question wasn't about relationships and I think I made myself pretty clear about it since the beginning

>>85013453
Who is the best person to confess all your cock lust to? A lesbian friend?

>>85013453
>most intimate moment
He and I were getting to be really good friends, this was when I didn't know I was into guys and when he was closeted. He had severe OCD so he didn't like touching anything, especially people, but once as I was about to board the train home, he gave me a hug. It was very pleasant to be in his embrace, the feeling didn't leave my mind for weeks. And then covid struck turning him to a shutin for like two years and myself into a schizo; we fell out of infatuation shortly after due to lack of contact and my car crash of a life, and when I finally realised that he was into me he was dating some smelly tranny or something idk

SOMEBODY INVENT A TIME MACHINE I WANT TO GO BACK I WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND ASSASINATE THE 2019 XI XINPING AND BILL GATES (but only in a simulation set in the model Minecraft) TO PREVENT THE DIVERGENCE OF THE GODLY TIMELINE
this is why he doesn't love me anymore

sorry
help me

>>85013756
UPDATE i'm getting wasted and i'm gonna eat a lot
tomorrow i will get wasted and suck a random cock
the day after that i will contemplate suicide, wasted

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>>85013453
>ill never have someone look at me like that

>>85015127
you could, you just don't like who would

>>85015106
This better be a joke boo boo, you better not be doing any of that shit.

>>85015106
>he can get easy sex
maybe things aren't so bad for ya

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>>85015136
ehehhhhehheh

>>85015127
>tfw no boy like this to call "good boy"

>tfw no skinnyfat bf who roleplays as a muscular guy because he wants to be one

I can't have a relationship or even casual sex with a guy ever because I'm under 6 feet tall and my dick isn't 8 inches long. Life is unfair why did no one ever warn me and tell me that gay bottoms have higher standards then women and are even more evil whores then women are I was lied to nobody told me the truth.

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>you had a nightmare
>start to smell body axe, male sweat and velvet
>wake up to this

>>85016626
I will apologise for flailing around in my nightmare and hitting my beloved bf...

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Miau I'm sad and lonely where husband

Resenting the fact that if dating apps don't pan out I'm going to have to go to a fucking pride parade to find a boy because I have no gay 'network' to find them otherwise

>>85013453
>QOTT
never with a real person
I am so uninterested in real people that I questioned if I was even gay or just a terminable autist until I very serendipitously met two different guys that were somewhat similar to each other in appearance. Being attracted to both (secretly, of course) made me realize that my autism just narrowed my tastes significantly. Once I found out that people in a category so narrow I didn't think the category existed were real, I suddenly got tfwnobf feels for the first time ever.

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Hellloooo give me attention yay thanx yay

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>>85016825
no worries, your Makoto bf has steel hard muscles, it would be like you tickling him. He'd find that cute and comfort you

>>85017803
*punch the pecs*
what happens to my hand?

>>85018324
you're lucky if you only sprain your puny wrist!!

>>85018385
...I need a pair of pecs to punch right now!

I always dreamed about having gay sex with a straight friend but I thought it was impossible, it would never happen to me.
Well guess what. I did it. I turned my straight best friend a little gay for me and I want to talk about it

>>85018518
Die normoid scum

>>85018524
Maybe it can happen to you too? You need a friend first. Look for one that actually vibes with homoerotic teasing, that's very important. Than slowly escalate the tension, push the boundaries of intimacy while you deepen the friendship. Do that for 3-4 years and maybe he will let you suck him off semi regularly, it worked for me

>>85018592
Die normoid scum IIC

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I'm getting closer and closer to being allowed to have a cat this is exciting news. All I have to do is print this stupid thing out put it in an envelope and give it to the caretaker of my apartment building and she can hand it over to the people in charge and then I'll be able to know if I can or can't. Provided the person she gives it to actually remembers to pass it along and read it at the next meeting

>>85018835
Nakaneko

Why no posts

>>85018835

Congrats. You know what kind of kitty you're going to get if you can?

>>85019564
busy at work aka sipping coffee

back to the fast food, at least I didn't eat out for I think two whole days.

Would you date a kind jewish boy?

>>85020178
Practicing or non-practicing and what branch?

>>85019977
Did you look up any rice tutorials?

>>85020224

What do you think? Me, actually do something besides sit here on my fat ass complaining yet never actually taking the steps to help myself?

does story ever get mad? Like really angry and mean?

>>85020305

Not for a while but yeah I used to anyway. when I would get into try hard mode playing multiplayer games I would get very into it and get very angry if I lost or I just felt like I didn't do well enough.

>>85020216
non practicing really. My dad was a jew

>>85020326
is this a metaphor for sex?

>>85020372

huh? No. I used to play games world of tanks, world of warships and war thunder but I was a try hard who felt like if I didn't top the team every single game then I was a failure.

>>85020326
no silly, I meant with people. Like hurting them and acting bitchy and purposefully hurtful

>>85020408

In school maybe, more condescending. See I thought I was smarter than everyone so in middle/high school I used to correct people if I thought they were wrong. Now you see why I never had a single friend in my life either.

>>85020424
correcting is pretty annoying but ultimately not too hurtful, that's all you did? it sounds like you were autistic

>did you ever get mean?
>well yes, see when I was playing vidya...
story is PURE and CUTE

>>85020446

without any of the good things like being good in math. I'm more ADHD and covert narcissistic. As for purposefully harmful, now that I think about it yeah there was one time I was. Back in 9th grade as a newly minted fedora-type atheist I spent a few weekends 'attacking' christian myspace groups with a fake profile posting gore and edgy images or doing stuff like having profile picture be a massive rectangle or something to break the site tables.

>>85020490
you're pure

>>85020538

I was an edgy teenager/young adult and well I jerk off to furry porn. Not sure how pure I am.

>>85020178
no, foreskin is required

>>85020545
you're pure, very pure, and you deserve cuddles and donuts

>>85020575

Donuts do sound good, I think I'll get some tomorrow. I'll see if a few days if I sucessfully did enough to keep the city off my ass or not.

I got completely eaten alive by bugs while doing it, I have like 15-20 bites on my legs.

i'm so fucking BACK i will NOT be sucking random cocks this day!

>>85020592
you're being a cute bitch on purpose aren't you?? Stop!
>I sucessfully did enough to keep the city off my ass or not
you mean the guys who wanted to fine you? It would be good to celebrate with tasty donuts
>I got completely eaten alive by bugs while doing it, I have like 15-20 bites on my legs
tall grass harvests more bugs, that can be annoying for your cats too. One more reason to mown your lawn more often

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>>85020604
okay.. fine i guess i go sqonk my self

>>85020622

Yep, code violation notice. To be fair I get one every year since most often I do things like skip the trimming around a rock in my yard and the lamppost as well as other areas. Mom would at least make me do the trimming more often than not.

>>85020623
kek wtf 6767

okay, i just got suuuch a HUuGE, GOOSEBOMP! who h-ck did this? i'm getting a goosebump right now! and i want to know, is whaY!! WHY!!

>>85020639
heading to bed rn, catch you later storyboy. Hope everything works out with the lawn thing, you did your best

I want to be with a guy but I want to be in a different body, like a completely different person

>>85019564
i was watching something

i ate a double whopper with cheese
i feel fat

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Weird how that one anon was posting him a few days ago and now it comes out he's dead

>>85021440
lean physiques are terrible for your health if its not your bodies natural proportions. You need to have some fat. You need to lay off the roids

>>85021440
was it AIDS

looksmaxxing kills

looksmaxxing doesn't kill people. people kill people.

what happened to us /r9gay/

>>85021802
eatinh 13 mcnuggies with bbq sauce

>>85021455
he supposedly drowned...

>>85021802
What do you want to talk about?
>>85021507
>>85021455
Don't care. I'm too lazy to count my calories and do optimized workouts every day. If I can have a six-pack without much effort why wouldn't I. Unless roids cause dementia or something it shouldn't matter, because if I die of something like a heart attack I'll go out relatively quickly, minimizing suffering.

>>85021824
let me feel better about my doughy self jeez you and your facts and logic

>>85021814
they gave you 1 for free or what
>>85021834
what happened to us

>>85021900
>what happened to us
You'll need to elaborate. What event are you speaking of?
If you mean our continued inceldom and desire to be discreet to avoid the degeneracy of modern homosexuality, those are self-evident truths that we will take to the grave. If you mean the lack of activity on this thread, it's because /lgbt/ and Discord servers exists. If you mean the lack of authentic or intellectual conversation, it's because there are no significant topics to discuss.

>>85021927
oh. i was wondering what happened to us where is the /r9gay/ spirit of yesteryear

>>85021824
watermogged...

>>85021440
>it's real
What in the world...

>>85021927
but this thread is comfier, lgbt is full of mentally ill weirdos not robots

>>85021440
I'm actually shocked, I thought it was a joke because he already faked plenty of things and his gym buddies and fans seem not to care much, but that makes sense because most gymtokers are no longer human beings with a soul and they didn't care back when he was drugging himself either, bunch of reptiles

The news outlets are reporting it

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>>85022574
kid just didn't want to swim

>>85022574
what's newsworthy about someone dying?

>>85022574
Eh he was an asshole and picked the path of a mind broken druggy. He made his choices. I have little sympathy. Plus he was an attention seeking Zyzz wannabe who would obnoxiously spam /fit/ 10 years ago.

>>85022595
Wdym? He was well known and used to be one of the first fitness influencers, of course his death would end up on the news

>>85022603
>he was an asshole
was he? I think he was more of a douchebag rather than an actually mean gym bully, I'd have rather seen actual bodybuilder assholes fell from grace like he did and get humbled, but those are always on top. He was harmless compared to the shit you see now

>>85022653
I guess I don't follow that realm of online media and see what the worst gymbro assholes are like nowadays

>>85022637
dunno, never heard of him

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>>85022660
full blown toxic assholes promoting severe body dysmorphia among males, toxic mindsets, egotism, homophobia (duh) while queer baiting for money and occasionally encouraging child abuse because it builds character. Probably nazis too.

Connor was a chill guy compared to them, I have never seen him spread any hate or throw shade at non-fit or diverse people, he just did his own thing and "inspired" others. Silly but relatively harmless. I guess he and some others did start the whole fitness influencer movement tho, which turned in what we have now

>>85022686
>>85022660
>I have never seen him spread any hate or throw shade at non-fit or diverse people
before he did ayahuasca. I don't know if he said anything controversial or bad during one of his mental breakdowns

>6ft 4 big dick Chad dies
>suddenly the entire world has to care
Like pottery.

>>85022686
weak core you shoot a blast double on this cheech and he's dropping like a lead zeppelin

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>>85022708
He looked better and hotter before

>>85022703
brings me back when he had his first mental breakdown and people were talking about it here

>>85022717
>this was god tier physique back in 2016
>now it's high to middle tier

>>85022728
Normalfags embracing the internet was a mistake for humanity as a whole

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Why can't I be a WFH boywife? Why isn't it possible?

>>85022775
Better start sucking your boss's dick if you want that life boyo

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>>>/pol/538546908
>he was geeky
>called random frat boys "friends"
He always struck me as one of the warmer gym influencers, the others were all cunts but he had something of a weirdo in him, his younger pics are proof enough. Too bad he dropped the glasses and started to act like a douche to fit in

>>85022787
what if his boss is a woman?

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>>85022787
No can't do. I will never whore out
>>85022789
He deserved to die for being a chad ngl.

>>85022796
Find a new boss whose dick you can suck

>>85022775
Because I'm barely clearing 30k working full time, dat ain't enough for two people

>>85022809
what if we lived in a crammed studio apartment and slept in the same bed and ate the same meals

>>85022789
Kind of reminds me of myself in college days. Desperate to be part of a group and "fit in". Sad.

>>85022798
I just know you're not actually that mean, Nakanonnie. You're just hurt

>>85022814
sounds romantic, okay maybe it is doable, this inspires me.

>>85022825
There's still a bit of hostile inceldom left inside me despite everything I've tried. It's only natural.
>>85022826
I need to live like this. My life is miserable living with my parents lol

>>85022818
used to be a bit like this in HS, never managed to really fit in because I can't normie, did you manage to be the "cool guy" now?

>>85022839
>There's still a bit of hostile inceldom
that's ok, it's there for your boyfriend to heal it and hug it out

>>85022775
because my money is worth more than 1 time sex

>>85022846
I would literally start crying uncontrollably if a boy I liked physically embraced me.

>>85022840
No I gave up on trying because why force something I'm not

I ship two anons here, unironically I think they'd be a perfect match, but I won't tell who they are or I'd make things really awkward

did somebody say Led Zepplin?
https://voca.ro/1aWwmhhGPUn5

How many truly good people do you reckon exist in the world currently? In a percentage preferably

>>85022855
and you did the right thing. It may sound cheesy but you will be truly happy only with people who appreciate you for you, so don't be someone else

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>>85022856
It's me, isn't it...

Tbh I would totally date someone from here, in fact I would prefer it. Not many people know the plight of a gay incel. The problem is that everyone is too skittish to develop meaningful connections. (including me.)

>>85022869
truly good as in actively good and not just not actively evil? Compassionate, empathetic, sweet, caring in a genuine way without ulterior motives?
4% to 10%

>>85022885
How you know that about me huh? IRL I'm so god damn shy and painfully anxious.

>>85022913
It's alright. We all are here.

I'm really sad now. I just want someone to hug and watch old cartoons with.

>The problem is that everyone is too skittish to develop meaningful connections
I wish I wasn't like this as well, but I don't trust anybody and I spent too much alone time to ever be able to form a bond with someone again

>>85022818
I would have noticed you trying and struggling: I totally would have befriended you back then, tell you to tell the normies to fuck off and we would have been weird and gay together

>>85022859
you WILL play the guitar under your bf's window, will you?

I think we don't see a lot of romantic gay gestures in media. It's all about sex, dicks, looking good...i wanna see something sappy and sweet, two men being cute as heck to each other making the other feel like they're the most beloved person in the world

>>85022955
If someone is watching me I turn into spaghetti every time, if my future bf ever asked me to play for them I'd just melt into the floor.

>>85022980
>getting al the notes wrong because he's nervous
cute as hell
>if my future bf ever asked me to play for them I'd just melt into the floor
you know that will absolutely happen when you get a bf, right?

>>85022980
what would you play to your boyfriend?

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>>85022972
It makes me wanna cry thinking about it.

I can't imagine it cause it's too painful.

>>85023001
nobody ever did a romantic gesture to me nor accepted one of mine, yet it brings me some comfort thinking about it because I detached myself from the idea that it's gonna happen to me or some man very close to me I hate. Once it's just a proxy fantasy, it gets better

>>85022991
I'm working on both, maybe one day. We're gonna make it.
>>85022999
something silly that would make him smile depends on the music he likes, what would you play if you could

>>85022789
left one looks exactly like the kind of straight boy I would hopelessly crush on as a 12 year old, and getting to be his friend woul have been the hapoiest moment of my short life. I wish I could be a kid again and experience innocent gay love like that, it's not the same when you're grown

>>85023030
>I'm working on both
are you seeing a boy rn? Getting all handsome and cool for him?
Never stop being nervous when you play in front of him, that's too cute, men should have cute sides

seducing anons here by pretending to be a chaste virgin and then pump and dumping them thus making them a whore and causing them to self exile from r9gay until i'm the last one left

>>85023030
that's too adorable and a good way to break the ice the first time, what are some silly songs to play on guitar? Something country?
As for me...I can't play but if I could I'd play something that fits my boyfriend's essence on the romantic side, something that makes him feel seen and special

>>85023069
based, me next

>>85023050
Kinda sorta maybe, we're just friends at the moment. Something to hope for.
>>85023071
Chicken song by Roger Alan Wade or maybe Yakety axe

>>85023095
>Yakety Axe
you'll make your boyfriend dance and clap with that

if a boy played the chicken song for me i'd smash his guitar over his head

>>85023116
what if i played this for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMELl2EVKnc

>>85023116
that's really rude. Your bf probably wants to make you laugh and poured his heart into it

>>85023121
so you sing too? I want a movie about you and your future bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITM1gkrFaQc

>>85023136
this is wholesome and romantic

if a guy singed to me I would...

>>85023202
finish the sentence vagueboy or i'll find you and tickle you while you sleep

>>85023202
https://voca.ro/1g7zSSALb5n5

>>85023236
>i get a guy to tickle me
I don't think I will finish my sentence sir

>>85023267
I'm vibing to this rocker nonnie

>>85022885
you we gotta stop being social retards... :/

I'm not retarded. I'm just scared

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I'm sorry that I've been annoying everybody I'll try harder in the future

>>85023521
Just swallow the 2cb bro

I am too cool for school

>>85023532
What's that gloo

I'm not gay, I'm more like an asexual since I don't feel sexually attracted to women but I still find the idea of male x male sex kinda hot because it's taboo, it's my fetish, I mean men "aren't supposed to do that with other men" and that's what makes it so sexy, the idea of touching another guy or getting touched by him arouses me to no end, imagine making out while frotting, it must feel so good, I wish I could find some fellow robot just to try that out.

>>85023606
men stink a lot, would you like men smell?

>>85023606
>an asexual since I don't feel sexually attracted to women
>the idea of touching another guy or getting touched by him arouses me to no end
bro I don't tink you're ace

>>85023621
I love the smell, I used to work in a sports complex and I loved working there on the weekends, it was a delight to catch the smell of physically fit men sweating after their gymnastics practice, soccer or tennis match, they were like well oiled machines, big, strong, made for efficiency and precision, getting better after each practice, I'm bad at sports but it was great to watch them play, it's hard to describe, like watching horses running on the wild, magnificent.

>>85013463
Which of you wants to be my boyfriend.

I don't deserve a bf that's even remotely fit and groomed.

>>85023606
"asexual" isn't a real thing, you just haven't figured it out. Don't deny yourself the most basic need. Trying to say you don't like sex is like saying you don't like sunsets or clean air.

>>85023022
>>85022972
I'm pretty romantic I think but it never got me anywhere, to be fair the person I did that stuff for was a total loser so he didn't deserve me anyway.

>>85023884
Nta but sex is pretty gross. I wish there were other ways to get intimate with a guy, like fusion

>tfw no bf to fuse into an archon with
*POWER OVERWHELMING*

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>>85023993
>sex is pretty gross
What are you, Double Dee?

>>85024015
a little, yes ahah but not as cute and tidy as him

>>85024009
YOUR WARRIORS HAVE ENGAGED THE ENEMY

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Steven Universe kind of fusion would be very cool

I need a big man to shoot a fat load of cum inside my asshole, I'm not gay, it's just a fetish

>>85024071
Okay bro but if you two kiss while doing so you become gay and your fate is sealed.

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Ate lunch and threw it all up might kill myself

I can't have sex because my penis is too small and now bottoms keep telling me if I ever want sex then I have to become a bottom because I'm too short and ugly to be a top. Are all gay bottoms secretly trannies cause this feels like a tranny grooming psyop

>>85024599
Anon I'm pretty sure you are mentally retarded, I'm not joking, I'm sure you are mentally deficient, not in a funny "autistic" way, I would be surprised if are able to eat on your own without assistance, you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet, where are your caretakers?

>>85024626
Gay bottom victim blaming the non chad top for getting groomed and pink pilled by chad only whore gay bottoms? Is it possible for bottoms to view non chad tops as human?

>>85024626
That's what I was thinking, he should honestly go to a psychologist. How fucking deranged do you have to be to keep spamming this fucking nonsense for this long? Seek help.

As you can see the indian bot doesn't have many variables and can only reply using the same 3 sentences, I wonder if it was made by a bored idiot from /g/ or if it was simply vivecioded by any random homophobe, we may never know.

>my penis is too small and now bottoms keep telling me if I ever want sex then I have to become a bottom
bottoms do say that tho, and not nearly as kindly

As you can see the meow simp doesn't have many variables and can only reply using the same 3 BLACKED sentences, I wonder if it was made by a BLACKED idiot from /gif/ or if it was simply vivecioded by any random sph BLACKED sissy, we may never know..

>>85024696
Have you ever had a bottom look at a dick pic of your tiny 6.5 inch dick and laugh at it and then he tells you that his is bigger or that his ex's was bigger and that it looks small? It's demoralizing and they always ghost afterwards why did no one tell me that having a 8 inch long penis was a requirement in order to have sex with gay bottoms?

>>85024715
I swear I've heard this before. Post yaoi porn in your next message or eat dick and die, bot.

My white clitoris is small it's tiny in fact as proven by all the bottoms who have rejected me and mocked me for having such a tiny white pecker any time I talk to a gay bottom it's nothing but small dick humiliation against my will for the crime of having a tiny 6.5 inch 17cm penis and there's nothing I can do to change that or make my dick bigger and then there's the height problem too no bottom will ever sleep with a guy who is under 6'5" in height and my pathetic little white sissy body is only 5'6" so bottoms endlessly mock me and make fun of me for being even shorter then they are and they ghost me and block me and tell me to be the bottom instead why did no one ever warn me that bottoms have such high standards and only want 6'5" tall gigachads with 8 inch dicks and that if you don't have that then you will never have sex? why did no one ever tell me that bottoms aren't attracted to tops with skinny twink frames and they only want muscular chads with giant body frames? now I will never ever have sex and only be humiliated the rest of my life because I can't have sex because I'm not chad because I'm too short and my dick is too small and no bottom wants a short top with a small twink frame and a small tiny white pathetic 17 cm dick and my life is over because of it and I don't know what to do anymore

>>85024663
That's the kind of schizo lolcow you see wandering on sharty spamming the same shit over and over for years, they don't get better, he's probably a drug addict too, will probably end up killing himself in a schizo episode.

If I don't have sex and my useless pathetic white tiny clitoris doesn't get used then it's just going to shrivel up and fall off because bottoms keep rejecting me for not being chad. And all the bottoms I talk to when I ask if they have experience with BLACK men or not they always say yes or they'd be open to trying it and how is my tiny white clitoris supposed to compete with BIG BLACK COCK. Is it possible this is the root of my problems and why despite my cock being above average bottoms still call it small because it's not a BIG BLACK COCK and most bottoms are used to sex with BLACK men who are all bigger then me naturally? Maybe if I find a gay bottom who isn't a slave for BBC and doesn't like BLACK men sexually then he wouldn't make fun of me or my tiny small white penis? But so far that's been impossible every single bottom I've come across has been open to getting fucked by BLACK men so at this rate I will never find a bottom that can love and appreciate my tiny white pecker. How come nobody ever warned me or told me that all gay bottoms are open to being slaves for BBC? if I had known this I never would have tried something so disgusting like sleeping with one of them but now I feel like it's sunk cost fallacy and I have to keep going until I get one but so far all of them have rejected me for not being chad and not having a BIG BLACK COCK and not being at least 6'4" tall and a chad so I don't know what to do and I can't achieve BIG BLACK COCK status and increase the size of my tiny clitoris to make it bigger and pleasurable for bottoms so should I just give up and never try again? And I can't increase my height either but bottoms insist on tops being 6'4" tall or taller and I can't make myself that tall it's not even possible with surgery so there is no option or path I can take to fix that either so it really is hopeless I guess because I will never be 6'4" or have a 8 inch BBC or be a BLACK BVLL that bottoms will want to have sex with.

I came again, it's so hard to hold back, yesterday I masturbated 3 times, after it I told myself I wouldn't do it again till the weekend but I just couldn't hold back right now, I became such an animal, there is no post cum clarity anymore, I "know" I did wrong but I feel good, my body feels so good, it felt too good, I'm so horny, I want to fuck so bad, I'm disgusting

>>85024807
Do you also have problems finding bottoms to have sex with because your penis is under 8 inches long so you let out your sexual frustration by masturbating to twink porn 3 times a day 7 days a week?

>>85024807
this is so hot to read

>>85024820
I don't watch porn, I'm simply scared of socializing

>tfw no bed humping horny animal bf

AM I NOT LOVELY? AM I NOT LOVELY?

>>85024953
Yeeessss you are, yeeeessssss you are!
*muah* *muah* *muah* *muah* *muah*

>>85024958
why do you always have to complicate things?

I'm hard again, I'm slave of my fleshly lusts, there is no ecape

>>85024922
I'm not scared of socializing but that doesn't matter since gay bottoms won't socialize with me due to the small size of my 17cm penis

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i have that disease that makes it so i can't have a job or make any friends

>>85023606
>not gay
>male x male sex kinda hot
>The idea of [gay touching and kissing] arouses me to no end
Depths of denial

>>85024971
What do you mean sweetie? C'mere you!

I'm not gay but wouldn't it be beautiful if you had a really close friend and you loved each other but not in a gay way, and something you would get naked together and make each other feel good?

still cannot believe Connor Murphy died

I went to the gun range again. shooting is so fun, need to train my skills to defend a potential bf...

I didn't leave my house and did nothing again like the slug person that I am

>>85025713
Hey, hi mee!!

>>85025650
are you the nonny who got a police trade in rifle? if so how's it holding up?

>>85026027
yes, its very good I love it. I just shot my handgun today though.

>>85025210
>I'm not gay but wouldn't it be beautiful if you had a really close friend and you loved each other but not in a gay way, and something you would get naked together and make each other feel good?
I agree, i think it'd be fabulous and heartwarming. Not gay either btw! Just boy things y'know?

>>85026040
aww that's great to hear! :D
>I just shot my handgun today
that's cool too, good luck on your future bf defending, we all need to be able to protect what we care about.

>>85025650
Are you some maga chud or something? You have shot more bullets than you have kissed boys in life, that can't be

>>85026462
where you been bro it's been a minute

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what the hell how has no one posted since my last post you guys suck ass and NOT in a hot way

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Divided and conquered, gripped by fear
Wishful thinking that it can't happen here
It's well underways, but nobody knows
A repeat of history, that's how it goes
Tell the people that they're under attack
By man-eating foes from Mars or Iraq
Mobilize outrage, muzzle dissent
Send in the troops, strike to preempt

>>85027473
It's Wednesday. Nobody thinks about things on Wednesday they just want to get through it.

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I wake up upset I have no boyfriend to cuddle with.

I make basically no precum. I have to edge for like 20 minutes to get a drop out of it. Also my jizz is barely white, I have never gotten solid white cum like everyone else seems to have.
I am very well hydrated, so that's not it. No drugs or any known health issues.
Is something wrong with me?

>>85027615
i woke up upset because i got to hang out with my childhood cat in my dream and i woke up and he's been dead for 8 years the sun can just explode now as far as im concerned

>>85027985
same here bro. I pretty much don't pre although my cum seems pretty normal. I think pre production is just variable and we got an unlucky draw.

>>85027985
You are over-hydrated, the clear liquid replenishes far faster, takes 90 days or so for sperm to mature so increase your red meat consumption for three months and then see what you're shooting

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK
WHITES VS BLACKS ITS ON

>>85028036
that's not gonna fix his pre-less issue though

>>85028286
idk man i'm not a doctor i just play one on tv

>>85028242
someone shut down fishtank forever to force Frank to upload again.

>>85028406
bro i loved your show house

>>85027985
I precum instantly when a guy gropes my butt

>>85028549
who's groping your butt naughty boy

I produce almost no precum and my loads are thick but smaller size unless I edge for hours.

>>85029004
fellow preless bros rise up.

I miss him. I could become as popular as lady gaga (gay in group reference) overnight and all I'd think of would be him. I could be kissed by Hercules and all of think of would be him. I could have my teeth removed with a gouge and all I'd think of would be him. I could erase my thoughts and I'd somehow think of him. I could become beautiful and warm and lovely and charitable and pleasant and it would all be fake because I'm still thinking of him. I could eat myself alive and destroy myself and become a homeless crack addict and I'd still be thinking of him. I could create and inspire or kill and abuse and the I'd still be thinking of him. I could write this post and guess what

>>85029680
first break up, huh?

>>85029712
Ahahahahhhhahahahaha kys

>>85022856
Shipping yourself with others isn't healthy anon

Do you ever be in public and realize no guy you're attracted to will ever be attracted to you, whether that's because they're not into guys or because you're unattractive, and it just shuts down your will to do anything and you wonder why you're even pretending to be part of society when you're not part of society at all

>>85029997
I look good and dress nice and it makes no difference. No I will not use dating apps.

>>85029997
no because i'm pretty

>>85030192
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YEAf2LuCfGg

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>>85029997
i don't give a fuck about people i see in my every day life. i flirt and try to fuck my fellow netizens

https://voca.ro/1aA8sP3jqavo

there is a poster from modesto who abuses meth and trolls gay venues

>>85030587
sounds like a cool guy he a top or bottom

>>85030586
>>85030610
typical molested and jaded by an unfulfilled life bottom

>>85030586
good morning guitar nonny, feeling happy?

>>85030587
who are you baguetteposting about?

>>85030640
he single?
>>85030647
good morning good evening its all relative innit

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if you see anyone posting called
slayer
streetfog_62448
methy
troonsucker
tsucker
modesto
guitar nonny
gay mandark

know that he is
old
broke
junkie
homeless or living with his mommy in his 40s
closeted
repper
khhv
incel
bottom
molester/molestee
unemployed
shit starter
run out of every general
jacks it to yaoi
teeny tiny dick
snorts coughs wheezes a lot
abusive vocaroos
fagcent
racist
christcuck
menthol
malding
fat kid with long hair who stuttered and took computer classes
got shot down by a troon irl
gets shot down by everyone online
whacks off in public
stalks minors online
lies about everything all the time
got ditched by his whore mother
raised by several black daddies (whore mother again)
suffers constant anal ruptures
dresses like a teenager as bait
runs from men and women alike
even teenagers
cop caller
lusts after his brothers
sucks troons (ofc)
used to sell dope and his ass
lived in the gayest city in the US and still couldnt get laid
dropped out of high school
molests stray cats
flirts at family gatherings
has bad credit

>>85030692
I'll uh keep that in mind thanks anon.
https://voca.ro/1nVipl7hZrKw

I've been denied
all the best
ultrasex

>get sad
>they stop liking me
just use me and sap my energy its fine thats why i exist

>>85030692
hi gaygen tourist. Care to provide some proof?

I think I'm not that good at being gay

>>85031034
youre in the right place then faggot :)

>>85030587
they don't call it methdesto for nothing

>>85031132
but I learned that I am not a good gay reading anons here

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i'm deeply traumatized from my childhood abuse and cannot function without a boyfriend

the dude who is obsessed with tsucker has to ruin every single gay space on this fucking site huh

I have to take the cat in for another shot today, -50 storybucks.

Just had a wake up and pretend to ride my fbf until he begs me to stop thigh workout.

>>85031897
How long will she have to take the shots?

>Yvyag Eht Nioj
You'll love it.

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ok Meow, you're safe for now...

>>85026610
>>85023981
women say what bottoms think

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>>85032607
Hi I'm meow yay where husbie

>>85032388

he needs them 1x week for 6 weeks, then another 6 weeks of them every other week. I've ordered the stuff to do myself but it hasn't gotten here yet. Next week I get play doctor and try and give him the shot.

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>>85029947
>>85032721

what would have happened to us gays if women could select their partners since ancient times? Would we be full of handsome chads with big cocks and beautiful, pristine twunks? Would we cease to exist because gay is a defective gene? In both case it looks like our suffering would have ended, don't you think? Now we're stuck

tfw will never fuck hs straight crush

It's so hard not to drink booze when it's the only thing that gives reprieve from the overwhelming shittiness of (my) life and makes it enjoyable for a little bit

It's insane how much different/better life is when you're white. In another universe there's a white blue-eyed blond version of me who has an entirely better life with lots of people wanting to fuck them and a normal amount of friends and social life.

>>85033083
Same I've been doing it more lately, I just feel so sad, lonely and bored.

i want to cram 4 dicks up my boishitter

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Hubgry and tired and didn't donanything again

>>85033083
Can't you like drink with someone in a bar like a date or something

>>85033315
>can't you like drag somebody else into your misery and dependance on addictive substances

>>85032787
It's amazing how much money you're willing to waste on those cats, more than you spend on your own health. Your money is running out. Would you trade one month living in the streets for another cat medicine?

>>85033325
What if they're already miserable and addicted and they just enjoy your good company?

>>85033345
>two people wallowing in misery and addiction
That's another level of sad and pathetic

>>85033368
Is it really better to wallow alone? Isn't it more pathetic, to have nobody to share your woes with?
If self sabotaging was a sport, you'd be an olympic medalist

Oh my god just shut the fuck I am so sick of arguing about nothing bullshit on this website with uppity dumb faggots who think they're smart

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>>85033392
nta but what if your misery buddy leaves you after some time because you're bad, toxic or something and wants to start anew?

>>85033408
You live for it, it's all you do here. Aren't you tired of drinking alone, though?

No wonder you retards are single. Imagine you're talking to someone and every fucking time they have to turn it into some annoying uppity argument attack on you that you need to justify yourself against constantly otherwise they'll keep on retorting back like they're latched onto you like a parasite and draining your lifeforce. Who the fuck wants to talk to that?

>>85033417
>what if
What if you step outside the house, trip over, smack your head on the pavement and die? So it's best to stay inside forever to avoid the chance of being hurt?
You can't just keep isolating yourself because of interpersonal impermanence. Better to experience it and lose it than to have never experienced it at all.

what if I sucked your nipples?

>>85033435
dont bring me into this you stupid drunky

>>85033472
They'll become erect and I'll moan softly, what about it?