Thirty six fucking degrees edition
Morning Karaoke lids xBut I don't care what they say, I'm in love with DeanoHe try to pull out my batty, but he don't know the truthMy arse is crippled by the cocks that I keep on takingYou spaff inside me, and IKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkI keep shittin'I keep, keep shitting spunkKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkYou spaff inside mehttps://youtu.be/7_weSk0BonM?list=RD7_weSk0BonM
Looked at ordering a fan from Amazon, delivery date 24th June - 15th August.
>>85030708Damn that sounds pretty chilly and nice actually I wish it was 36 degrees over here
Of all the shittiness involved with being a wagie, having to use Outlook might just be the most offensive one. It is the most fucking dogshit piece of software I have ever used, without question.
The Lowe interview with Rogan is up. Do I even want to bother watching it? He's such a nothing and Restore is a bit of a joke.
Predicting this is gonna be a big day for the unemployed x
>>85030735>Hello Joe, it is me, the far right in Britain. >For too long immigration has damaged British culture, that stops under my watch. From now on immigration officials will draw sad faces at the border to express government disapproval at the newcomers. Some may even draw angry faces if they're particularly muslamic.
>>85030735the party is full of literal nazis, its retarded af
>>85030735Here's a quick rundown, the jews won WWII and ever since they have been flooding europe with multiculturalism, but I won't mention them.
>>85030735It's incredibly boring. Had to turn it off after 5 minutes.
>>85030725Is it? Not had a job in years but never bothered me using outlook it's functional innit. Only problem was the other people who use it loved logging in to passive aggressive nagging from walled bints every day following up from their passive aggressive nagging from the day before. By the time I've opened it they've walked over to nag to my face about if I've seen the latest nag on email. Nag nag nag whinge whinge whinge that's office life eh and that is 4x LUSH.
Mental how dumb Rogan is Dee lads
2 sleeps till muh holiday (not holiday). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gJzxOEe55o
Restore tried too much, too fast and simply don't have the machinery, capital or platform to meaningfully contest elections. They should have stayed as the activist/media group they formed as pumping out material that damned the entrenched power structure and ran hit pieces and media slams against politicians by chasing them down in the street with a camera to demand they take accountability for the victims of violent crime by immigrants.>Excuse me, Member for [Place], how many raped children will you put up with before you admit the asylum system isn't working?Then let Reform sweep in the fallout. Also, the Rape Gang Inquiry was very, very amateurish and it shows. I think overall it probably is good that it happened and was released because there's a lot of normie energy behind it, but it needed heavy editing and needed to reel in the sensationalism. A lot of it came across as really theatrical as well, like the weird quotes at the beginning, come on lads.
Lowe says support Binface.
>>85030783Where are you going lad, anywhere exciting?
>Tweenies Lore To Sleep To - 6 Hour Lore Compilation
>>85030784>Also, the Rape Gang Inquiry was very, very amateurishProbably due to the "pros" (government affiliated group) constantly trying to bury it and wanting nothing to do with it.You're wrong about the report needing less sensationalism. The media/government/social services and judicial system have tried to cover it up. It needed to be like this, to hit people with the truth.How can you say "it probably is good it happened". There's no probably about it.
>>85030796Nah just a hotel in Leeds, and going to a cardfest thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyb9arQHU8A
Mad to think us bennymongs were better off and safer under a conservative government. Just want mummy may back desu.
No migrant has ever tried to rape me
>>85030821I doubt you're a preteen age girl anon.
>>85030813Uncle Nige will look after us. I can sense it.
Don't sweat with muh SFV on, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
>>85030807>cardfestCould be exciting, hotels convieniently close as well, and a Pizza Express! Have a good time lad!
>>85030798I mean with making obviously nonsense claims that 250,000 girls were abused. They admit that the methodology used to make this estimate is to take the rates of abuse in Rotherham and then extrapolate that same rate to every other town implicated, but there's just no evidence that the rates are consistent across towns. That number represents the absolute upper estimate and bends credulity. The issue isn't the sheer raw number, because whether or not it happened to 10 girls or 250,000 girls makes no difference. The problems are that it happened at all, that it was covered up by the government and often specifically by Labour-aligned apparatchiks, that the cover up took place explicitly in the name of diversity and multiculturalism, that no officials have been held to account, that the abuse was conducted on an industrial scale, that the police knew and refused to stop it, that the abuse was of a particularly sadistic nature, that it was overtly drive by racial animosity, that the entire entrenched media and political establishment denied it was happening despite all the evidence, that they denied an inquiry reflexively, that their official inquiry will take years and result in nothing changing, that the perpetrators got extremely lenient sentences (if any at all) and that it is still ongoing today. This is quite literally the worst scandal in Britain ever and represents corruption right at the heart of government.10 girls or 250,000 doesn't matter in that sense, but the latter figure is clearly sensational which lowers the overall case that this is an important thing that needs to be taken seriously. I fully understand that people have very emotional views on this, but it really is the case that throwing out massive numbers derived from poor methodology makes people take it less seriously. It's like when retarded woke activists say that American settlers killed 100 million native Americans or whatever.
>>85030838That's all well and good anon but can we please deport all muslims now? They've had enough chances.
>>85030841Hear hear, we've seen what they are generally like, arguing specifics at this point now is just low-iq.
>>85030841I honestly wouldn't care if we did, but the reality is that you simply cannot convince the majority of Brits that this is a good thing to do. You have to go through things in politically palatable ways e.g. refusing to issue new visas, enforcing deportation rules already on the books, extending ILR and enforcing NRTPF, genuinely impartial law enforcement etc. If you just cut off bennies to these people you will see huge number leave of their own volition. The British public is broadly quite liberal apart from a few select policies and will never ever give majority support to an openly ethnonationalist platform.
Seems to me like this is a discussion more suited for >>>/pol/
>>85030864Mongs probably been chased out from pol lets be honest
All of this arguing does nothing, but give THEM more protection. The government would rather protect a rapey forrin than appear racist.The really bad thing is, all these frauditors filming everything whilst telling people to keep their faces uncovered. Are they gathering evidence?
>>85030864Agreed lad. Let's talk about helperlad. Or maybe lollers. Or shippy? What's he like, eh?
>>85030873All three are nonces, grim.
>>85030837Yeah got one quite close, so can go back if need to and rest.Will be saving eating till teatime on sunday, then treat myself.Bot sure if can take food back to room or not, but will sort something, as I'll be hungry af.
>>85030864Why? Is this about how British people feel about it?, if so, /britfeel/ is the perfect place.You should really have posted your advice on /adv/ then linked to here, anon.
The Emiru-Mizkif thing is so retarded lmao, how do these adults act like such fucking children all the time?>He sexually assaulted me!>Can you describe what happened?>We were in our room and started kissing, then he started petting me and then he put his hand into the waistband of my trousers. I screamed and he immediately stopped, apologised, said he felt bad because he knows he did something wrong and left the house....THIS is supposed to be sexual assault? How? She gave no indication that she didn't want anything and then in the course of a naturally progressing sexual encounter she randomly screamed and he immediately stopped what he was doing and apologised.The fuck was he supposed to do other than that?
>>85030912Streamers are all mentally children yet they rake in hundreds of millions without doing anything.
>>85030909"This should be on pol" = "I am a leftist and don't like seeing this"
>>85030949>I am a leftist and don't like seeing thisGood summary of rape gang cover ups
I am actually an Adonis. I don't even go to the gym I mog natty.
Mong across the road somewhere having a right shouty meltdown in his home. Bet he must be soaking wet in this weather. Wish I lived in a better area.
Youtube shorts still just do not work on desktop. How can it be this jeetcoded? What the fuck is wrong with them?
Gaped hole spells bumsesh x
Got that England shirt on time for Saturday what a LUSH experience https://youtu.be/IPv9Ou2Rqyg
>>85030987Holy shit even Mark is using AI to generate his thumbnails, kinell
Any lads here got bad teeth?
>>85030996Ruthmong afaik
>>85031000I've got several missing teeth and there's nothing I can do about it.
>paying 90 quid for a football shirtPlease tell me the goyim don't actually...
Bonnie Tyler is dead ;_;
>>85031009The pornstar?
>>85031014No the singer
>>85031019The singer turned pornstar?
>>85030912Just found out Emiru's real name is Emily Schunk. The fuck kind of name is Schunk lol?
They don't make pornstars like they used to, ngl. Send me back to the golden age of mid-late 00s to early 10s.
>>85030927What's stopping you from doing it then
>POLICE believe a missing man from York may be walking the length of the country. >Jamie is described as a keen walker who may have travelled some distance since he was last seen, with officers adding that he is known to visit churches while walking. >North Yorkshire Police has alerted the Greater Manchester, West Midlands, Northamptonshire, Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Suffolk, the Metropolitan Police, the City of London, Devon and Cornwall, Hampshire, and Kent forces to look out for him over the coming days and weeks. Not right. Why can't a grown man go for a long walk? Why the fuck does the police need to post his photo online and interfere with his freedom? This pisses me off so much.https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/national-search-launched-for-york-man-who-could-be-walking-to-kent/ar-AA27xzXh
>>85031057Shut the fuck up jew x
Sausages are my favourite way to consume meat
Imagine being addicted to porn. Grim.
>>85031059I am old and bald
>>85031062Church wont do shit to help. My mum went mental and was living in a random graveyard 300miles away with all her stuff in shopping bags, i found the church and rang the preist, he basically said "lol no i'm going to a football match im not helping <click>"twatI managed to get the local Buddist chapter to go and help her, then she came to live with me in my 1 bed flat for a year (nightmare) >< she's sorted now, many years later.
Did all the buddhists clap as well anon?
Right lads, I'm off the kebabs and gay sex.https://www.dailymail.com/health/article-15962377/Warning-sexually-transmitted-diarrhoea-disease-Shigellosis-shigella.html
>>85031069Horrible drug that. Life would be empty without it but at the same time you wish you could stop and have a healthy relationship and get out more. You know that won't happen just because you quit porn. You'll get frustrated deleting the best ones and having to find it all again.
>>85031096No idea, she stayed with them for a few days then one of her old boyfriends drove down and picked her up and dropped her off. She did go on about them for a while though. Isn't it the Krishna's who do clapping?The church certainly didn't clap when she needed them.
Hard to believe two roses I like have been to the exact same waterstones. Why do they love books so much?
Food sorted for later, no salsa on the beans yet cause I want the salsa cold.
Ah yes, the "genuinely anti-establishment" candidate endorsed by the Labour Party, the Tory Party, the Lib Dems, BBC journalists, Guardian journalists and who is himself a BBC "comedy" writer.
>>85031098Didn't know youre addicted to porn, Ruthlad. What's your favourite genre?
>>85031149Super sloppy blowjobs
Thursday how it should be xBantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
Alright ladsIm Dean and this is my pal Dean, his bro Dean, cousin Dean and mate Dean
>>85031143Lesser of two evils.
>>85031149I'm not into a specific genre. I like solo girls without tattoos.>>85031154Not for me.
Tim causing trouble in his care home, being violent and abusive to staff and other residents.
>>85031112fold her like a pretzel and penetrate all her holes with full verbal consent prior to commencement of course, and checking she is of legal age in the territory we are in
>>85031143Middle class libs and their twee "humour".
Insh'allah - Tim - there's a name from the past. I think about him often. I hope he's doing well.
>>85031162Do you really just ejaculate onto the carpet and make your mother clean it up?
>>85031158Same energy as that pic of those birds in all gilets and timberlands
Undecided voter? Considering Restore? May we suggest instead this guy dressed up as Ermintrude from the magic roundabout riding a unicycle? xD
Me? Stroking to eBay live lasses, since you askedhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/ebaylive/events/lpYlU4E03dEYXtOU/stream
>>85031139foreign muck, rustle up some pie n chips n get it dahn ya
>>85031003Not really a football fan but even I know you can get fakes from China for a tenner
>>85031200Me? I'm a labour man
If you don't take elections seriously you shouldn't be allowed to run. Joke candidates shouldn't be allowed.
More than halfway through 2026 and still no gf or friends. Sat alone every day posting on 4chan
>>85031168She is 25 soon and don't talk that way about her. I wish I could get a sweet girlfriend like her.
>Maybe Chad will fuck me now?
>>85031223>Joke candidates shouldn't be allowed.The problem with this is that we only find out once they've been in parliament a while.
>>85031223Binmong is getting too much attention lately. It was funny at first but they need to give it a break now.
>>85031177No I usually place a long bit of toilet roll down but sometimes I miss. If I forget to bring toilet roll in I just use a sock and then throw that in the wash bin.
>>85031200>this guy dressed up as Ermintrude from the magic roundabout riding a unicycle?i dont get what you're referencing here
>>85031225Looks like a bloke little lid
>>85031248Not him but they both have long heads?
>>85031246Does your mother do the laundry? She must love your cum stained socks
Me? ChadYou? Nonce
>>85031253farage?
Me? Top shaggerYou? Incel
i forgot to eat again, it really is a chore
>Ali Khamenei's corpse was transported in a Finnish grocery store truckhttps://x.com/P_Kallioniemi/status/2075155546525573534life is a simulation
Get me to that fucking wokkle bank oh aye x
>>85031252Not to me. She is beautiful rose and knows how to dress modesty.
>>85031257Yeah it's not worth me doing my own laundry and wasting more water/electricity. She will be doing hers anyway. Socks naturally will get stains on them when walking around the house.
Corrrr, forgot how brutal The Shield was for a show back then. Season 2 starts off well. Just waiting for THAT scene coming up. Helper's favourite, probably.
>>85031299>Socks naturally will get stains on them when walking around the houseHuh? Why?
Wagies up and down the country will be having really really bad days just like this poor lad, but the kicker is that they'll be having really really bad days in a 36 degree heatwave while I'm womfing it up at home with AC that they're paying for
>42 yr old regular dude>busted his arse his whole life piloting>probably divorced, paying alimony to some ungrateful bitch>works 10x harder than most and probably 1 room apartment>sexy trust fund chippie signs up for lessons daddy is paying for and tells you about her perfect effortless life>realise how hard you have worked your whole life for less than nothing>maybe he hit on her just to feel younger again for a moment, like starting over fresh is a thing that actually exists and got shut downgrim way to go. men have it so much worse than women.
>>85031315They should be grateful they are in employment. It's a privilege these days to have a full-time job.
>>85031316Why grab his phone before jumping? Something doesn't add up.
>>85031315the office has A/C and pretty girls, you only have A/C. checkmate leechfag
>>85031316Actually not bad looking for a 42 year old. Plus he's a pilot? That's good status and decent pay.What the fuck is going on that he wanted to off himself?
>>85031332Probably just a habit like screwing the cap back on a bottle before blowing your brains out with a hidden gun in police custody.
>>85031339Foids probably got better positions in the pilot industry and he was stuck training in small planes.
Men should be pillowed and used exclusively as toilets and semen vessels for women. Us NEETs will be the toilets and chads will be the semen providers. Fair deal.
>>85031349That's not how the industry works. Small planes basically aren't commercially viable outside of a few niche uses, they're either for hobbyists or, as in this case, a way for proper pilots to make some money on the side by giving flying lessons.
Women should have their teeth removed and forcibly douched and enema'd each morning to be primed and ready to please men at a moments notice
You could make going to the toilet inside other people into a religion.
>run_seethe_at_female_youtubers>run_seethe_at_females>run_neets_v_wagie >run_hhl_homo_erotica>run_my_thing_is_better_than_your_thing>run_ive_got_one_of_these_and_you_havent_lalala>run_youre_here_to_read_it_all
>>85031447>run_read_it_all
OOOOHHHHH AAAHHHHH OH YEAH OH ITS LUSH OH AYE X YES STUFF ME BATTY JAMAL! GIVE ME THAT CUM ON TAP RIGHT UP ME BATTYCREASE! SUNDERLAND'S FINEST GETTING IT GOOD OOOOOOHHHHHH
>>85031455Kekkinghams lid
>Michael Barrymore has 150k sub YouTube channelwtf
>>85031500How many has Ebin?
>>8503151046 subscribers
>>85031208Me gran used to make Mexican food a lot when I was young, Traigo la fiebre de Mexicano and its lush. x
>>85031500Keir Starmer's official youtube channel has 52k and most of the videos barely get 2-3k views. Amazing that the taxpayer has to fund such nonsense videos being produced and played into the void for nobody to watch or care about.
>>85031563Michael gets good views desu 60-70k and his older videos are 90-100k
>>85031524Would you call that a successful youtube channel?
>>85031577If the goal is sharing videos with friends, family, or with 4chan: 46 subscribers could be exactly what the creator wanted
>>85031577NTA but I think you can view success in two different ways:1) You genuinely have fun making and uploading videos about a topic you're interested in and you grow a nice organic community with cool people who share your interests2) Becoming financially viable as a full time job
>>85031577It depends doesn't it? Rita Ora has 4.25 million subs. It sounds impressive, but compared to others in the same field, it is a complete failure.
Reviewbrah has 2.97m subscribers and that's not through any industry backing, just him uploading videos on a topic he's interested in consistently. That is true success.
Me and Deano are the wokkle bank bum bandits x
>run_rip_into_anyone_to_make_myself_feel_less_shit_about_my_shit_life.exe
No point in living tbqh de lids. Grim as FUCK!
grim little boxroom that.
>>85031816Life is only worth living if you can get sex. If you can't achieve that, life seems so pointless. I wouldn't want to work and go without sex.
What do you think the reason or reasons are why you don't have a gf or friends?
Another day another greentext melty x
Barrymore should become an auditor with his spy glasses.
Might take my right hand down toward me willard, grip it tight, then make a forward and backward motion with my hand for about 60 seconds and the return to work duties.
Is it a dolfin ina barftub?
>more threatening messages about unpaid billsthat's okay, this lad can handle a little stress.
Having a big boy wank now
>>85031909Me? Watching barrymore walk his dogs then onto willy woore.
TEN FAAAAAHKIN YEARS!
Just had 2 x packs of these bad boys and they were lush x
Why is he so triggered by green text?
He hit the nail on the head and hurt my feelings, he's having a melty
>>85031958He exists in a very precarious state of mind
>>85031951>le empty carbs with sodium slop
Samefag melty
Time for a 60 min bikesesh oh it lush x
>>85031965Wow lad, good post, you need to post it again on rw xitter immediately!
60 min bikesesh on my indoor fixed position goybike except there's also a rubber dildo on the seat that goes up me bum
>being in favour of healthy food and exercise is "right wing"Um, okay then, I guess I'm right wing?
>Wow lad, good post, you need to post it again on rw xitter immediately!Melty moment
Bit of a headache dee lads. Gonna pop some cetties and be right as rain in 30 mins innit.
Mum give me your phone I need to samefag
Getting in that cold showers now with Deano having a bit of fun oh aye x
>Mum come and look at this post I don't like or agree with, that's a melty post isn't it, I'm not even bothered about it mum
Greentext samefag melty all in one day its lush x
>>85032007No wabatunde today
It's the mormongs :/ https://youtu.be/auf_-bVs2WA
>Greentext means melty thems my rules I always win with my rules no oneelse plays by kekekeke
He's still on one x
>mum come and watch me win my special posting game on /britfeel/ I never lose lol keke
>inb4 not voting for count binface
I pity you greentextmong it must be a hard life fuming every day x
It must be a hard life using 4chan 16 hours a day when you are upset by seeing greentext
>I'm not bothered by his posts you know mum, he's fuming
He's still not happy and that's lush x
>>85032094>>85032103I'd be upset as well if I were as sad you little lad
>>85032086Farage is framing this as him v the establishment. Mate. You are the establishment.
Best lunch of my life was at a wedding for these two crazy rich people that my family knows distantly (the sort of rich where they invite like a thousand people no matter how tenuous the connection).The set menu was:>AppetiserLamb tartlets>StarterSeared scallops>MainRoasted duck with plum sauce, thousand layer potato cubes, tenderstem broccoli>Dessert Wedding cakeIt was the best set meal I've ever had. But the real star of the show was the buffet after the meal that went on throughout the day. They had fucking everything there, a full bbq pumping out sliders, hot dogs, turkey legs, steak bites, smoked fish etc. lobster rolls, a tempura station with everything you could imagine, a pancake and waffle station, a full coffee bar, a fucking sushi bar where these three japanese guys were just making nigiri and other pieces nonstop for like 8 hours straight, all the normal little bites like sausage rolls, bacon-wrapped shrimp, spring rolls, smoked salmon, baked potatoes, cheese platters with cheese I'd never even heard of before, a full bakery that kept pumping out sweet and savoury stuff all day, soups on tap, more fruit than anyone could eat, a completely open bar with cocktail waitresses mixing drinks and on and on, I mean they had fucking near everything you could possibly want.I talked to the groom a bit later in the evening and asked him to give me a rough estimate how much the whole thing cost. Keep in mind that they put everyone up in hotels nearby for a weekend, had Bentleys chauffeuring the wedding party around, had the fanciest fucking venue I've ever seen and so on. He told me all together a little over a million. Fuck me.
>Mum he doesn't know about my special rules for posting, he keeps falling into my trap and greenposting, I'm winning mum
>>85032114Unironically I hope Binface wins and becomes PM
He's still fuming ha ha x
often when im stressed i imagine rolling under my desk like the sonic roll. also i imagine rolling into myself and poofing into thin air, it's a weird intrusive(?) thought but hasn't really caused any harm so far just dont know where to take it.
>I'd be upset as well if I were as sad you little ladThe fake unbothered defensive fume A classic
>>85031225Literally looks like a schoolboy, which says far more about you than I would say is appropriate. Shameful.
>>85032138>intrusive(?) thoughtWe all know what this means
>Mum come and have a look at this post. I'm 100% sure that's greentext mong posting off greentext. I know his syntax lol kekek I can't stop winning you know mum
Double post fuming can't help himself x
>>85032162enlighten me pls anon
>>85032183Lollers has intrusive thoughts
Binface isn't some organic groundswell of popular opinion against 'the establishment', he 100% represents the establishment, which is why the Labour Party, the Tory Party, the Lib Dems, BBC journalists, Guardian journalists etc. all support him. He's called John Harvey and he's a middle aged BBC comedy writer. He's a court jester for the regime who exists for the amusement of the political class.Jon Harvey's "fans" enjoy the act because it's an attack on politics as such: they see elections as at best a cringe-worthy, noisy distraction from "grown-up" government, and at worst a source of risk (see Brexit) that their inferiors will get to stop the grown-ups governing.He and people like him deserve nothing more than a violent attack on his neck and head with a ball-peen hammer.
Ngl I am a chad/Deano-lite IRL. Most of you are much more incel than me. I don't hold it against you though.
>>85032192what does "lollers" mean?
>>85032203Most of britfeel are cyborgs, it's just that the actual fucking retarded mongs scream the loudest, as per usual.
>>85032209I'm not even a "cyborg". If you measure it in access to fanny that's never been a problem for me. Just like having fun online you know?
>>85032201Grim square heads
>Eveytime he makes a greentext post i win another point you know mum. He doesn't know my special posting rules rotflmfao
Boring me now greentext mong x
>>85032201>political classwhat even is that>t. non voter
>>85032201>35% black African, 30% native American, 15% morisco, 10% unknown archaic hominim, 5% southern european,4% viral DNA (HPV, HIV, herples simplex), 1% northern european
>>85032250Boring us all
So Binface is le badguy?
>>85032201pwhoar i fapped to a one hour compilation video of Boutinela babes yesterday. Accidentally came over my bedsheets with the missus noticed later on so she knew I'd been naughty.
>The greentaxt doesn't bother me you know mum the more he ridicules me the more I'm winning kekekekek
Pulling down Welper's thong and sucking on his clit cock
Do a little danceMake a little loveGet Deano tonight Get Deano tonightDo a little danceMake a little loveGet Deano tonight Get Deano tonight
What a vile sickening predatory beast
>>85031043Half chink half German apparently.
>>85032394Haha blacked out the name and address have ye, PUSSY
>>85032287How it should be
AI is going to take me job
Women live life on easy difficulty and still fucking complain >>85031480 Let's see them slave as a brickie under the baking sun.
>>85032464AI is going to take their jobs, they will be hit hard just like when Ingerland loses
*informs the apus that wonnie wyler has died*
>Research indicates that jobs predominantly held by women face a higher exposure to AI task automation than male-dominated professions.
>>85031316Not really I imagine it would have been quite euphoric falling down and it suddenly ends like that. It would be completely painless and you get a good view of the world for one last time. Kino. I wish I had the same courage he does to commit suicide when I read this story I thought how lucky he was and now he is at peace, not many humans get to achieve that. I don't think people understand how hard it is pull the trigger and finally do it.
Few questions.1. What happened to nubs.2. What happened to Alina. 3. What happened to chickin.4. Why was every single British woman who posted in /britfeel/ insanely promiscuous to an almost pathological level?
They've managed to figure out a motive for the Zimbabwean guy that murdered his wife and two daughters (2 and 5 years old) in Bedford two days ago and then fled to Zimbabwe. You see, it turns out that his wife asked for a divorce. So, I mean, obviously he had to fucking murder her and then murder their two little children. Completely normal reaction to such a request.
>>85032494Most women don't do real jobs anyway. They exist to be pretty. Walk in any car showroom and it's always two pretty women at the front desk but it's a man who shows the cars off.
Foids are such slags men had to create religions
>>85032510I refuse to believe women post here.
>>85032519Also muslims are so sex starved and horny that other muslims have to cover their wives from head to foot just to not get the other ornery horny muslims to attack her.100% FACT
ai gonna steal me bennies, not right
Every time I see the term `non-binary` I roll my eyes. Attention seeking behaviour for mental illness. So tiring.
I've got a shitty knob
>>85032512The guy is an obvious criminal of some sort even without this chimpout. 1.4m house which seems a lot of wealth for an 'IT manager' with nothing on Companies House apart from a property company with a couple of mortgaged houses linked to it.
They arrived https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84957831/#84963161
Get me an Afghan Deano to the wokkle bank right this fucking instant x
>>85032512Don't be racist lad, it not his fault he has a monkey brain
>>85032577Damn, they actually look so ugly, sorry lad not a good purchase imo
Poofs down south eat caviar
>>85032510>nubsI knew "nubs" for a few months and then we broke up. We actually met on a dating app, not here, however she mentioned she used to post on here.Was she actually a well known person on here? Not a britfeel regular (always felt like there were too many WC proles even back in the day) and haven't been back on /r9k/ regularly in years so I have no idea who the important trips are or what their associated reputations were. She always seemed fairly kind, intelligent and good natured to me, just a tad mentally unwell. >Why was every single British woman who posted in /britfeel/ insanely promiscuousThis was always a thing with 4chan women even back in the 00s/10s. Not specific to British ones. I think a lot of women with trauma are drawn to these places. You'd be surprised how many ostensibly cheerful women who are a bit "different" are brutally ostracized by their female peer groups/bullied. They seek out spaces where they feel they belong and discover they can get validation very, very cheaply (seemingly, there's always a long run cost of course).
>>85032594That's ok mate they're for my use only anyway
Never had a drop of pussy in my entire life apart from the day I was born. Why the fuck should I even begin to think of working? Why should I work my arse off for years in the hopes I'll get some? Do you think the deanos shagging in their teens had to put all that effort in? NO. I missed out. I will never get any now. I am just going to be a drain on society.
>>85032604I know it gets memed a lot but being honest I actually can't formulate a coherent argument against this stance. We are biological machines driven to reproduce; if we aren't getting sex literally our most deeply ingrained purpose isn't being fulfilled. What the fuck else is someone supposed to do? Throw their hands up and be all like 'oh well, better get to working a shit job I hate for no benefit!'?
>>85032452A migrant is going to take me job
>>85032604There is no other option anyway. AI took me employment.
>>85032394Imagine if someone sent him a bull round
I've got a hidden disability, no point pretending I don't
Going to uni to be a goy asexual work drone and then AI takes me job el oh el.
>https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jul/08/women-and-university-graduates-most-at-risk-ai-job-loss-australia-reportLaughing me arse off
Since i've been on trazodone i've wanked less and spunked huge ropes when I have wanked its mega
I dunno, I reckon a lot of you are just trying to be miserable incels. Maybe out of a sense of control it gives you, maybe out of fear of rejection, but either way your miserable situation is your own making for the most part.I knew this one guy like you lot, always saying women don't even look at men like him, he worked a minimum wage job and when by chance this girl I knew asked for his number because she thought he was cute I told him and he was like 'no, there's no point in you giving her my number, she won't want to date a broke guy like me anyway'. I told him she didn't care because she's on minimum wage too and she gets that things are tough for a lot of people, she's not expecting michelin-starred dinners, just take her out for coffee or even a walk and he was still like NO YOU DON'T GET IT SHE'S LYING SHE JUST WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF ME.Absolutely hopeless.
THAT video, oh aye indeed x
>>85032577Very nice lad, rather noir.
>>85032654I mean he was obviously handsome enough to catch some shallow woman's eye. It's not really much hope to men who are neither handsome nor wealthy.
Corrrr, cracking film this was. Think I'll have a sandwich now.
>>85032653What the mg?
>>85032654/r/thathappened x
>>85032673But he said the exact same things and whenever anyone even remotely pushed back he'd spaz out and call everyone idiots who don't 'get it'. Point is he was just sabotaging himself the entire time because he read too many r9k anti-foid posts.>>85032678It did, believe it or not, not my problem x
>>85032688There are plenty of poverty tier guys who catch a woman's eye because they're hot. It doesn't mean anything to me, or most of us I guess.
>>85032512>Is it because i is black?
>Maybe if you actually tried rather than convincing yourself it's not worth it you might be surprised by the results. Nothing will happen instantly and perfectly, but you don't lose anything from trying and eventually you'll probably succeed.>NU UH NU UH LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU YOU'RE JUST A RETARD DON'T YOU KNOW THAT UNLESS YOU'RE IN THE TOP 0.00001% OF MEN IT'S COMPLETELY LITERALLY TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE AAAAAAHHHHHHHH STOP TELLING ME I CAN DO BETTER I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN!!!Like clockwork. You lot deserve your misery.
>>85032716I don't think you need to be in the top x% of men by any means but a woman who notices a guy is attractive at a supermarket and wants his number is a shallow woman.
>>85032616Exactly. But because we can survive without it, we must crack on and slave away.>>85032619AI makes things so much worse. I cannot be bothered to even make a CV because it'll just be reject by the AI machine before a foid at HR reads it anyway.
>>85032722Fuck me you lot are hopeless. An opportunity lands right in your lap and you'd just dismiss it? Again, you deserve you misery.
>>85032743I'm not attractive enough to have a woman just randomly notice me and want my number. And I'm actually moderately successful with women in spite of that.
>>8503267775mg atm. Shot myself in the foot didn't I, spoke to my menthol elf doctor about them as I am due another prescription Monday but I said I am getting a blocked nose every night when I take them so she isn't upping my dosage and has said if it hasn't subsided in two weeks to let her know.
>>85032772I was on 150mg for a year, had to throw a melty for the psych to take me off
Julius the shoeless and Deano taking turns on me x
>>85032894Sounds lush, but you need some more black lads to get up in you mate x
Wasn't there a guy in the wooty team picture who had no shoes on?
>>85032911Yeah the black spacker
Poopdickshizo is having a melty
Fuck You I'm Incel
>>85032934You are just as valueable as everybody else x
They breed so much. Going to be a very different country in a generation or two.
This ideal woman you're saving yourself for. What have you got to offer her, why would she want you?
>>85032911Yeah that's Julius the shoeless
>>85032942their birth rates drop after a generation
Loves MILFs, love big fake titties, love unsatisfied suburban housewives, love BBLs, love middle aged gym bunnies, love an experienced woman who knows what she wants,love older ladies who love a strapping young man.Simple as.
>>85032942Literally 100% of population growth for the last decade or so has been through immigration. Without immigration our population would have been steadily falling (good).
>>85032920>>85032945Mad lad playing footy in no shoes desu
The Biter of Banbury
The Sunderland Sexpest
Muslims talk funny and i don't like it.
suffering stopsbodies dropflowers sproutbloomdie and rottherefore i amyou are notbeautiful dreamwhich i forgot
got to wash hair and shower in a bit but I properly cba but all it does is make me sweaty again, proper piss take having lower back length hair in this weather juts fuck off man. If summer is only going to get warmer its getting buzzed off, im simply not putting up with this. So humid I can feel it in the air.
>>85032993It's called Multicultural London English. No literally. One of the worst sounding accents of all time.
>>85033015thats blacks muslims speak differently
>>85030720In China you can get anything delivered from the other side of the country in 3 days.
>Meanwhile Ofcom is involved in an ongoing dispute with online message board 4chan over its refusal to pay a 520,000 fine.Why do they keep saying this shit every few months? Tyrants.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07ylddnvmyo
>>85033033Nah plenty of muslims have MLE too, just with a slightly more foreign twang.
>>85033015It is weird how even Muslims in the midlands and north now sound a bit lile MLE though. Almost everyone, regardless of race, under 30 and within the M25 has an MLE accent. Cockneys do not exist anymore.
>>85033053usually they have that asian twang yeah
>>85030863The problem is the Brits are weak and cowardly. Unfortunately I'm a brit myself so I know. No matter how bad things get they simply complain, that's it. The government simply makes a law to allow whatever they are doing and people will stop dead in their tracks at the line of law breaking. I've never seen such a cowardly chucked nation in all my life. The time to break the law came and went decades ago but that "illegal" tag paralysed them.I got a plane to France years ago and it was delayed for ages. Did the Brits kick off? No, but the French eventually did, and that's the French ffs. If we aren't going to kick off over that well never do anything.
>>85033073I think most middle class British people value order and stability above all. Also, most people are just not racist.
Would be fucking humiliating if England won
>>85033098Would be fucking amazing if England won. Give zero fucks about fucking kickball but watching the nasty mean spirited Celtic supporting Scots actually turn suicidal makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>>85033107Silver lining I suppose
What was Hitlers grip strength like after individually strangling 6 millions Jews?
>>85033127Arman Tsarukyan level
>English team>it's 80% sub-saharanall so tiresome
>>85033149Norway will win
morning thread friends.some interesting chatter today, quite like >>85032577's keyboard although i don't full understand it.going to hedge off a flat inspection at the weekend. my space, innit? don't feel comfortable with people in my space.
>>85033164I enjoyed vlc.jpg
>>85030798>How can you say "it probably is good it happened".Heres what child trafficking taught me about b2b sales
Anyone who uses VLC is likely a nonce. Very noncecoded software.
>>85033177Nasa astronauts confirmed nonces? Flat earthers might be right...
If moths had eyes,Would they be happier?How do they know they're not dead?Cavemen hunting for food,But not before they style the hair on their head.What would last longer in dinosaur times?A blind man doesn't stand a chance,Not with all those rocks about.Id rather be a blind moth.
>>85033173you are a kind soul in a well of cruelty.>>85033177it can play corrupted files on old drives without a fuss. nothing 'noncecoded' about that
>>85033195Cheers mate, this jpg was also enjoyable
>>85033177A rare time I will disagree with you lad. There are a lot of noncey things ITT but VLC isn't one of them.
Linux is the most noncecoded software imagineable
>>85033289if it wasn't for Leenucksthere wouldn't be Androids
>>85033194Hang it up bud Here you go
I want every willing willy in wunderland hanging out my back end oh aye I deserves it x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk9dF5-EalMThe days when kids would fantasise about a strange old man carrying them off, and feeding them funny pop that made them fart and shit.They didn't have Playstation back then...
Bout time there's sam FACKIN wooty back on the telly innit. Had to go a whole day without yesterdee. Couldn't even give the missus a fackin smack I was that sober.
>>85033326for me it were the Big Hole Ganghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z2860xeDQ8
DUH BEE EFF GEE, HAH!Touched in the head, this one...
>>85033177Then every normie is a nonce then since it became the defacto media player for retards that don't know what a codec is.
Good R&R this wasX
My wife is an alcoholic
OLD GODZILLA WAS WALKIN' AROUNDHELPER'S BUMHOLE LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
starting to think the Combined Community Codec Pack may have had some subtle political leanings, me.
imagine that mong coming up to you one night with his big ears and no shoes on.>I only eats snozzcumbers!You'd be out of there.
>>85033393https://porcore.com/video/263/the-ultimate-orgy/why is this ART delegated to dodgy p*rn websites? ree.
drugs are bad, you can't take them(NO!)
>>85033444nobody can take my drugs but me
Welper becoming a free use slut
Suns out, legs out
>>85033521Sean's skinny pale legs
>>85033097But there is no order or stability. They're confusing that with avoiding fights. When you're attacked you need to defend yourself.
For this ideal woman, you are reserving yourself. Why would she desire you, and what do you have to offer her?
>>85033623Fuck you and your fat ugly missus
And that is lush if I do say so myself x
>>85033623>what do you have to offer her?Nothing
me? quite liked them Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.maybe i don't even care what the internet thinks.maybe things can be nice.
>>85033688I like the film, very comfy
Thing is, pakwogs only have a few names to pick from whereas normies and chads have a whole variety of names.
Free use welper at the wokkle bank
lads buying glossy pictures of pornstars from ebay
just heard an American.
>>85033939Back in the day used to print naked pictures from Nuts website when me mum wasn't home. Had a collection hidden for wanking.
Me and Deano are inseparable and that is how it shoulds be x
>cuckGPT adding a "Today at [time]" watermark stamp above every user prompt nowLiterally why tfWho even asked for thisWhat purpose does it serveAmazing really
Just heard a nonce
>went to Mass other day>holding in fart entire time>received communion>happy as usual>forgot about holding cheeks together>walking back to pew, down the isle>accidentally ripped ass>people heard>people looked>they knew it was me>it smelled bad>beam me up Lord
Beano
>YT plugin in JDL2 busted again toockin ell innit
>Soundy has not suffered enough>they invent new sufferings
Stumbled upon this beautyhttps://youtu.be/4t6Rie4Fz_I?is=sfdAd1RnhwYDVNBYTrain ride through Kinshasa in Congo. Basically one big rubbish dump. Broken shit everywhere, destroyed cars and trucks on the side of the tracks. Little huts built on top of literal heaps of trash. A real eye opener for the mentality we are importing en masse.
Big buff Deanos in wifebeaters lining up at the wokkle bank for their free crate of stella and a go on my bum x
>>85034103So sad cunts like you can see how long you spend every day talking to something like it's a real person
>>85033684Our names are so gay. "Noah" and "Oliver", really? Also, if your male name ends in ie, you're spiritually low class.
>>85034534Imagine how tedious and retarded real people are that people would rather use poorly coded chatbots
>>85034551Sound like a skill issue on your part, lad.
My Stepdad called today, to scare me. He said my landlord (Who I have never seen in all the time I've been renting, I only pay my rent to the estate agent) will be coming to look at the place, and if its not super tidy. He'll give me six months to get out.Now I know my stepdad is an 86 year old retard, But isn't this just specially retarded?
>>85034710Shelter are good for this lad:https://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/repairs/repairs_and_inspections_access_to_your_rented_homethey can't just be going round saying you have to get out even if it's untidy. you have RIGHTS
>>85034731Literally nobody other than my cunt stepdad has said this, kek. I pay my rent early, Every month. I don't even know who my landlord is. Never met them. He's the one blowng up my phone about this, Just confirming with you fine gents that They don't just appear unannounced.
>>85034710Don't think they can just turf you out just for the flat being untidy with those new rights the government just brought in. Also can you not just clean it up?? Is tidying your flat not better than being homeless?
Wot noodlebergs-on-the-naze cooling off as of rnArnt theyX
>>85034744Its not even that untidy. Just cluttered.
good episode of Dr Who, that.on to the next one, where Dr Who does exactly the things he just implied were moral failings.
>>85034772Bro just wanted to exterminate, why does that army guy with a breeding fetish from 28 days later keep shouting at him?
The melties when England draw then lose on penalties on saturday will be exquisite
>>85034739By legal right a if a landlord is doing an inspection they must inform you 24 hours of them coming to inspect the property and you are within your rights to reschedule, they cannot just walk in. Also if the property is managed by an estate agent they will have to comply with the law to the fullest extent.
>>85034902Ok Omar settle down
France's national anthem sounds almost British.
>>85034902No lad. Ultimate melties would be every mong in the world going full an hero if England actually win the World Cup.I legit predict there would be suicides/murders in parts of Glasgow of that happened I am not kidding.
>>85034941It's the GOAT national anthem imo
LET THE IMPURE BLOOD FERTILISE OUR FIELDS
not watching the ooty mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOKjXZG4JM
Heavily on the jars now me atm desu senpai need to pace myself or get a bag in
How can Bono be playing for Morocco if he's Irish?
Get me a Moroccan Deano to that wokkle bank nows x
ITV commentator is gay af why is he constantly talking about how the players look
Helpers arsehole entering sparkingtonshire
Once made a girl cry by telling her that she needs to find a man in her family who deeply cares about her and just let him make all the decisions in her life because she's chronically incapable of running her own affairs and picking good partners.She didn't even give a response, she just broke down when I said it. I didn't even say it harshly or anything, it was just my honest advice after she effused her life problems to me in conversation.Felt quite awkward ngl, but just being honest with her.
Beautiful alt girls working in CeX
>>85035026His daughter is Moroccan.
You know what I find really annoying about Christians? How they will take the phrase 'Jesus is coming' or similar phrases indicating the eschaton like 'judgment day is upon us' or similar, and they will switch between saying that no literally it means it is actually imminent like within our lifetimes or even just a few years/months and then also making it way vaguer like 'God doesn't experience time like us' as it suits them. Just really transparently dishonest imo.
>>85035216t. 30+ NEET who still lives with his mother
>>85035026Solid joke anon. I forgot to say that when I replied.
>>85035234Nope, I turned 29 last month and live with my fiance and have a job. I'm quite content with my life for the most part.
>>85035244Good for you mate, but there's no need to talk down to us! CUNT!
>>85035244Mhm right lol
Come on, just release DUNC part 3 already, I fucking hate how movies have this insane delay to their release baked into the production schedule.
>>85035257Not talking down to anyone, I have nothing but respect for britfeel lads.>>85035264The fact that you think a relatively normal life is beyond comprehension speaks volumes.
Was waiting in A&E one time an overheard some heavily african-accented people complaining that they weren't being seen fast enough for their bumped wrist. They started saying that they will just call the staff racist and demand to see a doctor quickly and the nurse will have to accommodate them. They were laughing about it, saying they knew nobody was being racist but they'll say it anyway and kick up a fuss and it was just the most plainly disgusting behaviour.Five minutes later they were literally shouting at the receptionists calling them racist, like actual fucking fuming, top-of-their-lungs shouting match, spazzing out and all of it was just dishonest performance. Absolutely fucking shameless cunts. All of them know 'the tricks'. Fuck these cockroaches.
documentaries in 30 years time about what the big streamers are doing now is going to be kino
>>85035355A&E is full of pakis and wogs all the time. Most of them look like Karachi on a good day. I don't think the racism argument works anymore ironically.
might audit the local A&E. see if they give me diamorphine under the Equality Act without a fuss.
>MAGNIFIQE cringe
Julius auditing Seans back passage
>>85035628>Helper and the Bantu boy Missed opportunity there lad
How do I know that I can trust my digital thermometer? What if it's just lying??
i've never wanted anything in life which is probably a bad thing
Whose woods these are i think i know.His house is in the village though;He will not see me stopping hereTo watch his woods fill up with snow.My little horse must think it queerTo stop without a farmhouse nearBetween the woods and frozen lakeThe darkest evening of the year.He gives his harness bells a shakeTo ask if there is some mistake.The only other sound's the sweepOf easy wind and downy flake.The woods are lovely, dark and deep,And i have promises to keep,And miles to go before i sleep,And miles to go before i sleep.
>>85035895do you have another one you can test it to?
>>85035909Yes I have one that controls the boiler and one that mum bought from the internet and one is out by 1.5 degrees
There's one on Amazon with 9100 reviews and 75% 5 star ratings I think I'll just buy a proper one. The one mum bought was from temu if that holds any weight
They kept the emblem editor in the upcoming black ops 1 and 2 ports kek >>742971524 as a teenager I made a very edgy emblem about 9/11 and thought it was very funny l did get banned for life from using the emblem editor though which was probably deserved.
>>85034772can't stand that about DW. The wishy-washyness of the writing makes him a complete hypocrite.>never kill your enemies ;__:>HAHA! I THROW YOU INTO THE LAVA! ALLONSY!>never kill your enemies ;__;
Who is your favourite nonce?
>>85036021Mikey J. He never dun it.
>>85036021shippy was good in his day
Favourite biscuit? For me its a bourbon
It Karaoke time is it not xYou were Deano you were throwing pebblesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
Me? I like the smell of asparagus wee
love the smell of a woman's wee after she's been drinking
Britfeel dead at this time? Shame
>>85036182All the normskulls in bed for slavery in morning and it lush x
Ripping some stinkyarse fartingtons rn meX
Warming up that new thread we have been talking about:>>85036468>>85036468>>85036468TYFYAITM
>>85036489you just wanted the attention from your attention-seeking edish, attention-man.
>>85032515last time you walked into a car showroom?
>>85036539Seethe more, new friendNot him btw
Page nineington is itBuh-bye breadX
