Patrick Stewart RIP edition(1940-2026)
And that is how it fucking shoulds be xBut I don't care what they say, I'm in love with DeanoHe try to pull out my batty, but he don't know the truthMy arse is crippled by the cocks that I keep on takingYou spaff inside me, and IKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkI keep shittin'I keep, keep shitting spunkKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkYou spaff inside mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_weSk0BonM
>DUH BEE EFF GEE, HUH!i hate him
Night watch MELTIM in this heat brev
Women shitting
Today you are youThat is truer than trueThere is no one alive who is youer than youSimple as lads
England fans have arrived at the point where they think they will actually win it despite having played no decent teams. Like clockwork.
Helpers arse getting taken advantage of by ravenous bantu bulls
night night de lids
>>85036545>It's glummy!https://youtu.be/3StqFtaHFfE?is=w0YfRZffEqTIpYq4
>>85037099foul old brapvert
Has everybody shrivelled up and died in the summer sun or something?
Noncecoded general
>saw two dead birds out on me walk earlierleave some bowls of water out, chips.Saying that, the one was right next to a massive pond, so I think he was just a stupid fucker.
Last post from the night guard here. Goodnight lads x
Didn't see the other breadingham still up phwoarX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCju4Z302C0Posharse bri'ish clankerberg accent is it not Kino phwoarX
Putting HHL in my bum and going to bed with it inside
>>85036468fucking bastard
>>85038665My thoughts to. What a twat.
this country is so poor and wretched and pointless and so far up its own arse
Dont inform the Apus yet but Wanne Widdecombe has died.
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russia-warns-nato-leaders-stop-think-leading-world-toward-catastrophic-confrontationBit draft-adjacent this
Will be getting mad drunk todays
>>85038789Sucks lad. Reminds me grandma is getting old.
Think of all the hard working women dealing with the heat on the construction sites today lads while you doss at home complaining about how hot it is.
Doors openWindows openBreeze coming inYea we chillin
informs the apus wanne wiidicome has died
>>85039158Its already hot af in my province
>>85039218I'm not Turkish lad.
>>85039221You could easily have proved this in the /bant/ threads you always ignore. It's pretty clear by now.
Going to have a non-alcoholic beverage at The Swan later.
>wake up>Moroccans rioted because their team is shit, apparentlybell ends.
Morning morning morning all good lads. >Rebecca Black - Fridayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
good luck vs norway britfeelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8&list=RDcmpRLQZkTb8&start_radio=1&pp=ygUeb2FzaXMgZG9uJ3QgbG9vayBiYWNrIGluIGFuZ2VyoAcB
Might make a walking tour video at the beach.
Working in a warehouse isn't the answer for me to "improve my life". I would be mentally worse off doing that all my life. Sorry but I just won't work if my employment options are limited to shit like that.
I won't drive because it's too expensive. So my options are rather limited for employment in this shit town. There is no point in even bothering applying for jobs when there's too many immigrants here anyway. Why can't the government just pay us universal basic income?
It's not even 9 and the crease above my belly button is dripping wet. Not comfy.
Woah, heatwave extended into next week. Aircon Chads will be mogging us.
Doing anything with your mates this weekend lads? Me? I have no mates.
>>85039422>heatwavejust a bit 'ot, innit?
>>85039422disgusting nonce fuck off
Somone tell the frogs that:>Former Tory minister Ann Widdecombe dies at 78https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced47jqyg1eo
>>85039447I love it, mate. Nice summer meals, nice days out, all them lasses wearing not very much. Oh yeah.
>>85039390Ne travaillez jamais
2.5 liters of beer acquired
The original articles from the BBC and RTE (Irish equivalent of the BBC) on the Jamey Carney murder did not make a single mention of the fact that the primary suspect was a middle eastern "asylum seeker". Not a fucking peep, despite this being known at the time and the police asking for the public to let them know if they have any information.Can't fucking stand these evil cunts.
>>85039496Wont be enough x
Eating out Deanos arse first thing x
Tim is losing it again
What does it benefit our country to maintain sizeable populations of these people in our borders?
>>85039625pretty bad, but at least it's only police and not real people
>>85039672But you think any 'real people' who aren't visibly of arab descent would feel even remotely safe walking down those streets with the rampaging crowds of Moroccans screaming and chucking bottles at people?
>"The voters of Clacton are not the parliamentary standards committee"Holy fucking shit, is there any better way to absolutely perfectly summarise the sinister Sensibleist anti-politics at work here. Who cares what the voters think when a small group of his enemies can issue a pseudo-judicial verdict? *smugjak*
>invited to dinner out with a group of people>they make a whatsapp group to work out the details>"okay guys make your suggestions for where you want us to go">it's all fucking turkish or indian restaurantsI just have zero desire to go eat that overly spiced peasant food. It has never ever appealed to me, why do people love it so fucking much? Is it all performative?
Big wank for a big lad
Bored of being a shut-in neet with no money. Don't know what I can do.
>>85039850>Don't know what I can do.Get a job?
>>85039853Would bore and depress me even more. Too much hassle applying for jobs these days anyway. Wouldn't get one in this economy. Skilled worker visas being used for retail and hospitality jobs nowadays.
>>85039712>turkish or indian restaurantsPick Indian. Order madras lamb or chicken
I wonder what wops wears at home during heatwaves like this. Probably just a sports bra and football shorts.
>>85039883In which province does she live?
>>85039899Preston I think lad.
Can you believe foids work for a company that wants to heavily censor the internet? Ofcom is evil. This is the equivalent of book burner what they're trying to achieve. They need to fear men.
>>85039926I fucking hate these people. I fucking hate the general disposition of government apparatchiks. They reflexively control and censor and regulate, they see it as the default state of being and love it, they really think they're morally good. Makes me fucking sick.
Rupert will sort it out
>>85039926women just seem to innately support censorship, and draconian law in general.They feel secure knowing men are under their control. That's what prohibition was about. It's probably what the "video nasties" scare was about, come to think of it.The most horrifying thing women can imagine is men simply being allowed to do or say whatever they want.
>>85039953This too. Of course there's more machiavellian men in power who know they're using it to try and secure political power for themselves and their patrons, but the women doing it all just go along with it because they think men shouldn't be allowed to do or say anything that makes them even slightly uncomfortable.
>>85039942This street looks familiar
>>85039940It makes me sick too because their way is the right way and the only way. The Internet should remain unrestricted. You can still find porn unblocked on the lesser known sites or just torrent.
>run_seethe_at_female_youtubers.exe>run_seethe_at_females.exe>run_neets_v_wagie.exe>run_hhl_homo_erotica.exe>run_my_thing_is_better_than_your_thing.exe>run_ive_got_one_of_these_and_you_havent_lalala.exe>run_youre_here_to_read_it_all.exe>run_rip_into_anyone_to_make_myself_feel_less_shit_about_my_shit_life.exe
>>85040008we could talk about the BFG againDUH BEE EFF GEE, AH! THAT'S ME!Fucking hate him...
Work is organising a mandatory bonding day, on a fucking saturday. Everyone must participate in at least one activity from the following:>sack race>dodgeball tournament>welly wanging>space hopper race>backwards relay raceI'm a 30 year old man, I just want to come to work, do my job and get my pay so that I can have a family. I don't want any of this. I don't want retarded women in HR forcing us to humiliate ourselves for no reason. I don't want to "bond" with my co-workers (what is this female obsession with this shite?!). I don't want to be forced to do this shit on the weekend.Just leave me fucking alone, why is that so hard?
>>85039883That lad looks well lazy. He will not go far is this world as a young man.
>>85039926Imagine thinking Ofcom is anything near a threat. Gutless.
>>85039942Should be England's.
what did they do in BFG after they tied up all the giants at the end? Experiment on them and build Evas?
>>85040082Tied them up and raped them. Was no easy task, they had to repurpose some of the old space shuttles.
What's up with auditors being criminals? I thought these guys were all about obeying the law when you watch their videos. DJE, PJ, AJ, that Lancashire one...very concerning crimes.
Big march happening in Leeds this weekend. Expect the frauditors will be there to provoke.
What would you do if one of those auditors started filming your family out in public?
>>85040042is this in your job description?
>>85040042>sack racemines is white so I'd win
I am having second thoughts on becoming an auditor if most of them are just stalkers, abusers, woman beaters, drug dealers etc. I suppose I could just not call myself an auditor but a street vlogger.
>>85040112What do you think lad? Doesn't matter lol.>>85040116Same, but you can't even make these sort of jokes now, you'll get fucking done.
I'm an auditor but I exclusively audit women's changing rooms at Primark. Saw some things you wouldn't believe. Honestly, I should be paid for my service. Once you've seen an obese granny in a Stitch onesie with the arse flap open, you're never eating steak pie again.
>>85040107Why do old men do this for a "hobby"? Shouldn't they be at home watching The Chase or building a model railway?
This heat, corr, the humidity as well. Last night? Yeah struggled breathing again. That's the 5th time this year. FUN as it's just as I am about to fall asleep.
>>85040125one of those places eh. if theres anything i particularly feel is out of the scope of my job description i just say its not in it and refuse to do it. never been an issue where i work
you see that new anime about cats doing heroin or somethin?
>>85040131I like it that people are taking the effort to document mundane stuff. People will value the videos in 20 years.
bait reply
>>85040008>run_daily_seethe.bat(ty)
>>85039681England fans did the exact same thing when they choked the Euros final v Italy
>>85040184they burned cars and put a policeman in the hospital?
>>85040184The severity of the unrest was very different. England fans don't firebomb cars and buildings and don't try to kill police. But whatsmore, this is just a typical distraction talking point:>OH YEAH, WELL NATIVE BRITS COMMIT CRIMES TOO!!!You're right, they do and those are our problems to deal with, but the underlying question when highlighting migrant crime is 'why do we want to bring in YET MORE PROBLEMS to deal with that we otherwise wouldn't have?'. And that's not even getting into the whole disproportionality argument as well which makes everything much worse.
>>85040178>run_triggered.so
>>85040188>>85040201>https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59518850>Ticketless fans were "like a line of 6,000 zombies trying to get in". One person "hijacked a disabled child's wheelchair" to try to trick their way in...There was rife drunkenness and drug-taking, police dogs being kicked and officers attacked, bodies "flung to the floor" and players' families "scared for their lives"
Bantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom Cape town to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
>>85040178It's the same wet wipe who's been seething for weeks. I'm not sure why as it's been womfy in here x
It's a darts day
>>85040204The funny thing of all this is, England sports team men number one is the most multicultural thing ever OH DA DIVERSITY.England sports fans number HOOLIGAN THUGS are always white.Not weird at all.Why don't the coloured people like the team?
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN POOTOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY ARSE
>>85040042Just call in sick desu my lad
>Listing the dire repetative threadly dross mean's you're a seether. Grow up.
>>85040210Sing it louder for us big lids at the back
>>85040262NTA but on some level you are seething, because it's clear that the post is meant to be derogatory.
Catberg is puking constantly again, garn vet now to pick up some cortisone
>>85040156i'd neck myself if that happened to me
>>85040270Observations are derogatory?
Just filter it instead of monging out every day lid? If you need a hand with the filter setup just ask.
Get me an Afghan willy x
Do these knickers make my bum look big?
>>85040313I need a hand with the filter setup pls
>>85040238> Why don't the coloured people like the team?Talked to a black lad from London about this. He said that he and his friends would never describe themselves as British or English unless they were talking to an older white person. I asked if it was because of resentment from colonialism/racism. He said nah it was not that and that he knew every government in the world is absolute fuckery so he could see the colonial history in perspective (fairly level headed non woke black lad). He said it was cultural. He lived with other non whites in London all this life (Africans Carribeans and Asians eastern euros ect). He said when he went to uni outside London he never really understood the whole beer, pub and party ting or literally any of the vibes from white English people or their interests. Uni drunkenness just disgusted him. Said he felt like a complete outsider in the country he grew up in. Nice honest lad tbqh. No dislike of English people. Just said he did not feel English/British one bit.
>>85040334What are you looking to filter specifically lid
>>85040141Chainsmoker Cat? Yeah, it's bretty good. Manga is good too. Basically about a NEET failure catgirl.
>>85040341Greentext and youtube links for me
It a very special SPAGHETTI WESTERN DVD UPDATE DE LIDS! CORRRRR! Knockoff, b-tier Leone ripoffs? Got them on TAP and it is a LUSH! Sneaky connoisseur films hidden in the lineup too... can you spot 'em?
>>85040336This is the problem with mass immigration. Nothing wrong with bits of immigration where people can acclimatise to the culture and you fit in. With the last 30 years we have created whole communities that feel very alienated from the majority culture of England. They think drinking and pubs is immoral/haram. They think English women are wicked sluts who dress like whores. They hate the secularism and indifference to religion shown by most English people. They think music is haram and sneer at English cultural achievements like Shakespeare or the Beatles. It does not feel like it belongs to them. Throw in a couple of racist experiences from white people here and there growing up and you have a recipe for a community that hates or looks down on the majority of England. They dislike mainstream English social norms and people. No hatred to anyone for their colour. In an interracial marriage myself for fucks sake. It is just this is the situation we are in.
>>85040351/>/i/youtube\.com|youtu\.be/iIn the comment bit of the filter settings. They work for me but it is for all boards.
>>85040336>No dislike of English peopleJust the culture and flag and country. Drunkenness is a thing, but does he not like drunken people, or not like lairy people? Lairy drunks are probably shit people IRL, and most get too drunk. That's on the individual not the country. And also what is the country? Is it the government who set the laws, or the people that make up that country?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPqpEtIoEio
True, immigration when it's literally like a few dozen, maybe a few hundred people a year, very high quality working jobs that actually matter or being at the top of their field in something like athletics or fine dining etc. where the people genuine know that they're coming here for a reason, not just to grab handouts, can be fine. Doesn't mean they should automatically get citizenship after a set period either, I think that all citizenship grants must be made on an individual basis by the Home Secretary, otherwise it becomes meaningless like it is now and absolutely devalued.But when immigration is tens or hundreds of thousands, even over a million a year, the idea that there is any hope of quality control or meaningful integration is a bad joke and everyone knows it. You either end up with phony nationalism (BEING BRITISH MEANS LIKING CUPS OF TEA!) or a colonial millet system, or in our case, both.The people coming over don't even pretend to be British, they are at best totally ambivalent to the idea and at worst actively and openly hostile to Britain and British people, yet the state awards them all the legal protections afforded to British people and then more on top of that. It's an inherently dysfunctional system designed to destroy the host nation.
I don't get drinking culture or slagging about either. It's grim.Thing is, I don't believe brownoids when they pretend they don't do that stuff. At the absolute most they smoke weed instead of drinking beer.
IT'S TOO FUCKEN HOThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IshAsuQviZk
>>85040024Would love a good snozzcumber right about now..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVn2HJrT5_sSome say 2D best D, at times I agree, desu. Aesthetically speaking, of course. I don't even know the lass.
I would be considerably happier with English culture if instead of gathering in a pub and drinking, people had hobbies. Even communally gathering and preparing food like Americans do. English people get the BBQ out once a year, and half arse it. There's no "this is me daddy's special marinade recipe". People are too lazy and ignorant.
>>85040424don't get me started on snozzcumbers...Bloodbottler did nothing wrong. Weren't right what they did...
>>85040427>People are too lazySays the perma NEET who refuses to leave his childhood boxroom
>>85040434Because there's nowhere to go that isn't the pub. English people cannot help but be fucking depressing.
Trump hasn't called Pooptin since Ankara lmfaoooo
>>85040375Thanks matey it seems to have worked
Why do normies insist on doing barbecues when it's fucking unbearably hot out?It's blisteringly hot, so the thing you most want to do is... stand on your feet in the baking heat right next to an exposed oven? All so you can then eat some of the heaviest food imaginable?Normies are fucking retarded, but I also think a lot of it is influence by BAMEs, they love barbecues, that's all they do when it's hot just grill meat constantly.When it's hot out you want light and cold food - salads, chilled drinks, light meals like cold smoked fish on sourdough, fruit and sweet veg like tomatoes, olives, charcuterie. All that sort of thing, not fucking two inch thick steaks and burgers.
>>85040384> Just the culture and flag and country.Doubt he would give a fuck about the flag. Most of the people who rip down flags are white liberals who hate so called racist working class people and the rough council estate kids who bullied them at school. Brother works with recent Indian and Pakistani immigrants in Manchester in a care home and they give zero fucks about the flags and do not really understand the culture war. The people enraged by flagging are middle class Labour and Green voters. They absolutely HATE it on a visceral level.
>>85040427No we do other things, more traditional things that you Murrican worshippers don't get, because it's called tradition, things that have been done for hundreds if not thousands of years. Not like babby murrica with their 250 year existence. What's a sunday roast?, ya numptie, getting with the family and or friends and having a meal, oh it's muh family secret recipe.Go shove a corn dog up yer arse and have a good day y'all faggot ass mofo.
>>85040467Butyoualreadymentionedcolonialismtho.
>>85040086>frauditors being criminalstakes the attention away from their shenaniganssee also flag shaggers & roundabout paintersmany of them are shady as fuck recidivists
>>85040471Yeah and the black lad and recent immigrants are not super bothered about that - they know genocides/slavery/corrupt evil governments are fucking universal. Have always happened and always will.The kind of people who think Britain should be burned to the ground and have its assets stripped and sent to other countries are usually white liberals.
that doxxing screenshot went pretty sharpishjannies quick as bunniesgood work, ladsno need for doxxing in this general tbqhwy
>>85040480>recent immigrantsI see you're experimenting with new punctuation as well, trying to evoolve eh, but not sure your sentence needed a hyphen in it.
Get me that bantu boy to the wokkle bank right fucking nows x
>>85040490Well could have gone for a semi colon. Do not really care about being an excellent wordsmith on fucking Britfeel tbqh. If you want a Shakespearean sonnet please do ask and I can provide.
>>85040496>Do not really care about being an excellent wordsmith on fucking Britfeel tbqhAbsolutely fucking this kek. Some gimps on here think otherwise though.
>>85040496>If you want a Shakespearean sonnet please do ask and I can provide.Ooo nice, one of these please, and a nice one, not slagging us off.Ta.
>>85040120You sound like a proper annoying cunt btw
>>85039390I know this is bait and 3 quarters of the people posting in this thread are from South East Asia
>>85040495Cheating on Deano again little lad? Poor form. Might grass you up desu.
>>85040495Good to see you back de lid x
>>85040495COOORRRR AND I MEAN COOORRRRR LUV A LITTLE WANTU BUMSESH IN THE OLD WOKKLE BANK OH AYE X
Turns out CANAL is the right word today. I was miles off.
>>85040525One day it'll be batty it's inevitable
>>85040368Brilliant pickup there lad. Thanks for the update
>>85040530Only a matter of time de laddington
The Britfeel Shakespearean SonnetWhen Britfeel keeps the watch on R9ks wall,A sticky fixed against Times restless tide,Though threads may bloom and countless others fall,Its banner there abides in stubborn pride.Let Ebin strut as though endowed with wit,Yet folly trips him ere his boasts take flightHis paper crown proves never fit to fit,And every victory fades before the light.And Moni, frail of nerve and faint of will,Retreats whenever sterner voices riseThe loudest wind cannot a heart instill,Nor borrowed courage make the timid wise.So Britfeel stands while fleeting jesters fleeThe sticky lasts its mockers cease to be.
>>85040535Can you do one without AI now please de lid
I obviously missed the HHL bottle bank reference so I are stoopid when those comments crop upAnyone give me the gist please? Cheers x
The Britfeel HaikuBritfeels sticky waits.Bennies stretch through endless days.Threads outlive the dole.
Karaoke, sonnets, haikus oh aye this musical britfeel is lush x
Britfeel Gangsta RapIntroYo, Britfeel posted, sticky on the screen,Tea gone cold, but the takes stay mean.Roll through the thread, everybody got a plan,Monday hits, still next week, senpai.Verse 1Wake up late, curtains shut, skies all grey,Thread still movin, same jokes every day.Beans on toast, kettle sing, thats cuisine,Keyboard warrior with a second-hand dream.Bennies hit? thats the question at dawn,Someones writing essays in a faded dressing gown.No big flex, no gold chain, no estate,Just a dodgy chair and a broadband rate.HookBritfeel, Britfeel, sticky never sleeps,Laugh through the struggle while the banter runs deep.No penthouse views, just a rainy street scene,Making memes outta life, keep the humour pristine.Verse 2Post one line, now the threads on fire,Half the board arguing, nobody retires.Rain on the window, sirens in the night,Somebody claims theyve got their life alright.Council tea, bargain snacks on the shelf,Everybody roasting everybody else.If lifes a comedy, then play your part,With a cracked up keyboard and a sarcastic heart.OutroRaise a mug, let the kettle steam, Britfeels built on a very British meme.Sticky stays up while the threads all fade,Just laughs in the drizzle that the posters made.
>>85040537This.>>85040535Hurry up anonJust get on itUse the thing covered by a bonnetAnd give us our sonnet
AI created slop :/ it not lush
Fuck all to do with me lads, being honest it reeks of gay aye.
I just hid that post long wall of text I just had to do it sorry!
FROM gayest mongboys we desire decrease,That thereby Ruths tuppence might never die,But as the nonces should by time decease,Her tender tuppence might bear his memoryBut thou, contracted to thine own soft cock,Feedst thy incels flame with self substantial fuel,Making a famine where cuckoldry lies,Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too faggy.Thou that art now the worlds fresh ornamentAnd only herald to the gaudy spring,Within thine own bud buriest thy contentAnd, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding. (holy Kek lol) Pity the world, or else this gayboy be,To eat the minge due, by the grave and thee.
May wee, it is sod all to do with me.
Fine, you got me, but in my defence, he is using the free version, if you upgrade to platinum I will have smarter answers. Also, save up for super platinum, where I have even faster smarter answers.
>>85040468That's just preprepared shit you put in an oven. It's not a real activity.
>implying England has anything like this in terms of communal activitieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhxtC--0_8k
Wordle is all well and good but the sign of a true gentleman is the crossword.
Any updates from Guo?
>>85040617Ah yes, I forgot all murricans go out and kill the food for their BBQ, every single time.Also, if talking about ready meal slop, let's talk about the TV dinner, murricans love it. They love it more than we do, and we consume a lot of ready meals here.
Wonder what happened to one-eyed Ali
I swear to god these US police bodycam channels are some of the most radicalising videos I've ever come across. If it's a black person involved in the crime, literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME they bring up race, either overtly>Y'ALL RACIST ASS WHITE CRACKAS TRYNA FUCK ME OVER COZ I'M BLACK FUCK YOU RACIST PIGS!or covertly>What so I can't be afraid of a white man? I've been victimised before and you're a white police officer and it's making me scaredregardless of the situation or how demonstrably obviously guilty they are or how calm and polite the officer is being and how many chances they get to comply nicely like everyone else does, they ALWAYS fucking bring up the race card. Fuck me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKexNKOFLToNow this is eggersmaxxingBit dark tho innit
>>85040686Still having issues with fraudsters, unfortunately.https://guotransport.com/
>>85040687They actually prepare the food. It's not the same as what English people think cooking is.>you've made that chicken well. What did you do?>I put it in the oven and sat down, m8Such a rich culture.
The plod finding WelperLad hogtied behind the back of Thorndale Tandoori with a used johnny hanging out his arse.
>>85040710Yes, marinating, it's a thing. Kek.What's your favourite BBQ breakfast cowpoke?
>>85040718Fuck me lad this one got me
>>85040725I've never had any of it. I live in England, and am miserable. Everything I've ever eaten came out of a packet.
Lots of big men ITT shitting on a lad not here to defend himself
UK nappy lad
MO19 kicking in the door of the flat above Mazrallah's Market in Newham to find Sean crying and chained to a radiator, mouth splayed open with a dental speculum and several teeth missing. The stench of cum is beyond revolting.
Wee nap on the cards
>>85040674Nice one lad, thanking you v much x
Bantu Boys are back in towns xxhttps://youtu.be/Prv3wl3X9O4
One big lad getting upset about someone else that isn't them ITT
>>85040734Ok now ve are getting to ze interesting part, you hate your fathers cooking and want to kill him and fuck your mother! Don't panic, even I am prone to ze impulses, IT IS HUMAN*does a bump*Would you accept a serious answer now? It'll be short. So you're upset with your parent's cooking style, and can't cook for yourself. Have at it, practice makes perfect, no excuse to not git gud at cooking, especially if you hate the food served to you. We can help on here, some of us cook for ourselves.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMA BANTU IN MY ROOMWE SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHERME BATTY FEELS LIKE LEATHER
>>85040735Did he get banned again for posting personal family information again?
>>85040771It's not about cooking. It's about people doing things collectively as a community. You're missing the whole idea, because English people don't do stuff like that. They drink booze, watch American TV, and watch Africans run around on a field, and they think that's what having a culture is.
>>85040778No he got compromised properly this time and ran away with his tail between his legs and that is LUSH x
Fink i'll do the other chore now meX
>>85040789Excellent vagueposting lad
What we drinking today britfeelers
>Thy flesh is cursed...
>>85040798Just finished a carton of co-op own brand iced coffee. It's alright, mostly just drank it because it was chilled and I wanted a cold drink.
>>85040798On the Donnie's today lad. Oh its lush x
>>85040798A non-alcoholic beverage (clementine juice).
Tizer in my McDonalds Ronaldinho cup
>>85040823>Tizer Corr that's something I've not heard of in a long time. Never knew they still made it.
Bored. Will wank. Will report back when spaffing has concluded.
>>85040786So? You're upset because we're more reserved as a nation, and do things in closer knit groups, and decided to pick away at us because of it. We get you didn't ask to be born here, but that's your parents fault for being economic migrants.>>85040798Ice cold lidul apple and pear fruit and barley cordial.
Helper turned into a kebab with the only evidence being remnants of a red cord in Deano's wrap.
>>85040833people don't even do anything in closed knit groups. They go to the pub and watch telly.I have respect for villages that still have morris dancing, and people who play Warhammer. That's about it.
A couple years ago there was an entirely fake outrage over 'needle spiking' in clubs. Not a single case was ever actually identified, but the media wrote hundreds of articles terrifying young women and placing superficially innocuous but subconsciously vicious stock images of young white men dancing in clubs.Contrast this with the very real and very demonstrable 'clean up crew' phenomenon where sober middle eastern men will just wait outside clubs for groups of drunk young women to emerge and 'clean them up' by separating them from each other and 'taking them home'. Absolutely nothing. Not a fucking peep.I hate this shithole.
Part of the problem with the football riot stuff is that North Africans would be somewhat more sympathetic if their rioting was at all dependent on the outcome of events rather than just the response to the word Morocco appearing on a TV screen.English lads get fighty when they lose. Moroccans get fighty when they play.
>>85040862Ok so you have an image in your mind of what this country should be, and don't like it's slightly different in reality.There are groups based around christians and catholics that you don't get, probably because you don't see it. Groups get together for all sorts of reasons, do their little thing, then go their separate ways.
>>85040893All whitebois have itty bitty clitties, it a fact and it lush x
>>85040862>closed knitmong
My right eye lid hurts
>>85040898I grew up more or less in CoE Christianity and it was shit. No sense of community at all.
>>85040863>I hate this shithole.do something about it thenpissing and moaning does fuck allwhiny ineffectual cunt
Not even sure why bookies have odds for things like the Clacton by-election. Sure they're giving about 1/8 for Farage, but if I put 100 quid down that's just 13 free quid in my pocket. Alright?
>>85040912being a one man army isn't going to fix the country if the majority of people are more concerned with footy than they are with reality. You know this.
>>85040912How do you recommend that people who are unhappy with things affect the change they want?
Me bloody dog is in heat. Not a nice sight to look at when she's sleeping on her back.
>>85040945Animal abuse not to get her spayed.
>>85040957Incels don't get spayed
Old people receive untold billions a year in direct handouts and implied subsidies (housing, medical treatment, free bus fares, free meals, home care, energy bill assistance etc.). Meanwhile the government is banning 14 years olds from discussing politics online. This is what actual ageism looks like in Britain today.
Are there any non-luxury consumer cars made after the year 2004 that look nice? I struggle to think of any; everything just looks like a gay bubble/clit/chinese gaming mouse these days.
Pro tip time, play this turn yer bass up a bit, volume up a lot, and let the bass waves cool you down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG591ZrBkw>>85040970They've been told to pay into a system all their lives and they'll be protected when they get older, and now they're old.Why can't nu-gens into the fact that things have happened previously?
>>85040982The current system of national insurance and social welfare does not fund itself. It requires continually taking more money from younger generations as well as borrowing against future generations' incomes and diluting the value of their earnings through printing money, to keep it afloat. I have no issue with old people getting what they paid into the system back out on retirement, but currently they're given WAY more than they paid in and we pay for the excess.
>>85040481Better threads when rules are followed.
>>85040980nisain leaf?
>>85041018Is this um... is this a joke de lid?
You want to know the truth, it's a simple one, but it will get people angry due to being about psychology, and some people don't get it and it infuriates them.Parents have raised the last couple of generations telling them they are so special and important and can and will be the greatest thing in the world, then we have this attitude as they grow up. My generation is to blame, left alone to just deal with things (gen X and millenials, as they are kind of the same thing if they are brother and sister in the same house), and the kids grow up resenting somethings the parents did, then over compensate with their own children. Then those children grow up, want to have kids but also don't want to make the same mistakes as their parents, so the cycle continues.We shouldn't look to blame each other, there has been outside influence on generation, mass consumerism driven by psychoanalytics, then governments and other institutions becoming aware of it, and using it to their advantage.
>>85041029>is this a joke de lidyes?
>>85041001All taxes and forms of taxes go into somebody's profit margin. Loans, debts, warfunding, it all needs paying for, is loaned and then is paid back. We're still paying for the Napoleonic war in a perpetual bond, kek.
Mark sticking his stinky shitty-fishy nob in Sean's well-used but still pert buppence>oofff, oh yeah, oh that's fookin lush, nnnghgh, yeah, oh yeah lad get in there, oooofhffnfnn fookin 'ell that's a good one, oh that's loooosh
Karaoke time lids xDon't you know I'm still noncing better than I ever didFeeling like a true peado, diddling little kidsI'm still noncing after all this timeWe all diddlers in life and it on my mindIM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)IM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of deathI take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long thatEven my mama thinks that my mind is goneBut I ain't never seethed online at a man that didn't deserve itMe be treated like a punk? You know that's unheard ofYou better watch how ya talkin' and where you walkin'Or you and your normies might be lined in chalkI really hate to trip, but I gotta locAs they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, foolI'm the kinda G the little normie wanna be likeOn my knees in the night sayin' prayers in the streetlightI've been spendin' most my life livin' in my boxroom paradiseI've been spendin' most my life livin' in my boxroom paradiseI keep spendin' most my life livin' in my boxroom paradiseI keep spendin' most my life livin' in my boxroom paradise
>>85041046And therefore we should just put up with older generations ladder-pulling younger ones in a pyramid scheme of taxation that is inherently terminal?
>>85041090But I ask where does the tax go?, and also why does it have to be about age and not bloodlines?
>>85041075Louder lid LOUDER!
>>85041101Goes into a big pot and then gets redistributed to various people either through direct handouts or implied subsidies. The exact true scope of wealth redistribution in this country is unclear because so much is laundered through various subsidy schemes and 'arms-reach' bodies that don't officially have their books included in welfare spending, but it is to the tune of hundreds of billions a year all included.
>>85040982The pensioners pension is being paid by young people. THEY paid for the pensioners behind them.
Lunchberg cooling off rn is it notX
Imagine having your name and hmo associated with THAT comment. Grim.
>>85040910>>85041126Too hot now, and I've lost my train of thought, you're both right and I am as well. The system's designed to keep the majority of people down, and arguing amongst themselves. Some young people struggle, and some young people profit. Some old people struggle, and some old people profit.
Elephants really are something else. Fifth leg indeed.
You can buy a 4 bedroom house in that area for 72k
>>85041173kinnell they have a built in kickstand
>>85040042>I don't want to "bond" with my co-workers (what is this female obsession with this shite?!).Because people like socialising and having friends. Have you considered not being a bitter antisocial freak?
Reckon it's coming home for real this time.
Breaking news lads. Her death is being investigator by the police.
That hmo is fucking honking WOW you can tell when it got converted over from a family home
>>85041189If you're meant to be friends with colleagues then it will juts naturally happen. If your company if forcing you to participate in a non-workday event specifically to force you to inorganically 'bond' with each other, something has gone very very wrong. This is an entirely feminine way of doing things. Men either make friends or they don't, regardless of how many fucking sports day tier events they're mandated to take part in. Stop defending this bollocks. Nobody should be forced to participate in this kind of cringe corporate HR wank.
Mad that. Maybe she knew something the establishment did not want revealed.
>>85040982why can't old people understand they're already loaded?
>>85040970Mad how old people who already have cushy retirement get all these extra perks added on. If you say anything about it they just say shite like "I paid in all me life unlike you."
>>85041222Why can't you uppercase?
Any of you lads want to let me know what REALLY happened to Widdecombe?
>>85041231can't use shift button when you're eatin a sandwich with other hand innti?
>>85041234Saw her popping up on GB news all the time. Think she was right wing
>>85041238Yes, just do like normal people do, put the sandwich on the desk, smash your face into it while eating, and keep your finger on the shift key.
>>85041234I'd love to know x
>>85041228Full list of all benefits that pensioners are entitled to:>Income top up (Up to 11,000 a year)>Housing benefit (Up to 12,000 a year)>Attendance allowance (up to 6,000 a year)>Full Council Tax reduction>Free TV licence>Free dental care>Free NHS prescriptions>Free opticians + glasses vouchers>Social tariffs for bills>Warm Home Discount>Cold Weather Payments>Winter Fuel Allowance>Warm home/cold weather payments>Free bus pass>Free home insulation>Boiler grants>Moving costs>Hardship funds>Free wigs and fabric supports>Senior Railcard discount>Blue Badge parking scheme (normally disability-linked but Pension Credit can help bypass certain criteria locally)>Court fee remissions>Funeral Expenses Payment>Support for Mortgage Interest>Help with ground rent/service charges>Local food & fuel vouchers
>>85041256Count Binface probably assassinated her.
Its a 2 bedroom private house not a HMO you mong
>>85041258So glad I'm paying for old peoples' fucking wigs. And hey, while they're at it why not write into law that once a week taxpayers have to go into nursing homes and give every resident's arsehole a thorough cleaning with their tongue!
>>85041258Getting on bennies will get you some of those perks.
Imagine a world without pensioners
Really enjoying the new Gregg Wallace expanded universe content on YouTube, after being black listed last year from the BBC for making sexually inappropriate comments towards women and blaming it on autism. To be fair he was a bit of a cunt on that mastertwat programme https://youtu.be/SVrjAP0CFhw?is=PYlxxKczIwqOP73_
>>85041209One of the ways in which you "naturally" make friends is to participate in social events like this. You sound like a miserable bastard.
>informs the apus that Ann Widdecombe has diedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPSOImkQ5YU
It's Friday baby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>85041278That's not what land registry says big lad and no I won't be getting a ban thanks.
>>85041309So no proof? Why would we believe you
>>85041258>Free wigs It's nice that shippy has got something to look forward to when he gets to retirement age, if he's norwooding in his 30s now what will he be like when he's 68?
>>85041305*also informs the apus that she may have been murdered*
>>85041321I won't be getting a ban thank you but you can post it if you like though there is nothing stopping you proving me otherwise.
>>85041301Not even remotely true. That's how eunuch retards think friends are made. If you have to be compelled to do it then it's not real. I'm on reasonably good terms with most guys in the office, though we wouldn't call ourselves friends, we just work together and that's fine, none of us are desperate to 'bond'. It's all just the fucking women in HR organising this shit. None of my male coworkers want to do any of it, but we have to.
Dirtyarse hose innithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxUtOY2sjGQheh
>>85041305I shunt afta say, not mi job, dat numba 2, but, ope some1 luk into dis def
>>85041278little lads upset again :(
Another one into the filter void
Ah fuck sake, it made muh joke serious, was meant to be member#3.Fugg U 4chins bastid cunt triptwat sausage>>85041352T'was a joke that got intercepted by tripfaggotry, I swear.
>>85040826Farmfood, 2 for 3 quid
>>85041173rhino at west midlands safari park that has a big dong that curls up then shoots out straight, proper magic
>>85041352And what word was that little lad? Did it make you that upset?
Doesn't look like a HMO from the outside but there's definitely more than 2 bedrooms in that house. Strange.
>>85039349The Swan? as in THE swan in liverpool
>>85041367A tripcode lad, luckily you aren't using one or I'd filter you also.
>he's been posting with his trip for 13 yearsblimey, what a life
>>85041368Could be two or three spackerflats/bedsits, still verging on hmo though, it actually used to look like a nice family home. Not that guy either.
>>85041368traphouse for the local sex traffickers i bet
Blimey! I'm a budgie!
>>85041373Filter this x
>>85041371There's only one Swan I like and one of the most beautiful, kindest and sweet northern roses grew up there.
>GPTberg 5.6 still not rolled out to me planckin ell
Me bomboclaaart pussyclaaaart
Will you be this funny when you're out with your mates tonight or are you going to spend Friday night alone posting on 4chan as usual?
>>85041432Not sure if I'm off out yet lad it's not even 5pm so my wagie mates won't be home, you?
Might join a marathon but go in as an undocumented runner. Apparently thousands more people just turn up and run without ever registering though you have to jump in at a point a bit later than the starting gates.After all it's all public roads innit? Why should I pay to use public roads?
What's with the forced gimmick about the BFG film de lids? Feels like marketing.
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/lnkYxlAbaw/page/114/EIGHTEEN FAHKING YEARS!
Am dey fucking chairman ya mon 'ere me?
>>85041432It's too hot to go out and I have no mates. It's hard to get mates as a man who doesn't work, has no skills and is in his late 30s.
>>85041444Defensive.Revealing. Fantasy.
>>85041444I just watched the trailer the other day, and decided to start posting about it, idk. It's a good film. It's conceptually funny, because the main character is an enormous mongo.
>>85041432Not whoever you're ridiculing, but will you be leaving your grotty bedroom tonight? I doubt it.
>>85041446because the tripcode is #3pretty easy to work out when anon put in>>85041344>Apu council membermaybe it's just me, maybe i am a bit too autistic
>>85041446Password is most likely a very short common word
After tea (hot food as got nothing in to eat cold), I'm going to put 2 freezer packs in the SFV, front and back. And going to freeze a waterbottle and put it under the covers tonight. Don't want a breathless night again.
>>85041461Yeah sure mate you just organically sperged out about a rubbish film from 10 years ago nobody's seen shilling a steven Spielberg film a few weeks after his last pile of bollocks came out>what's all this about the BFG film on britfeel?>never seen it is it that bad? Is it like so bad its good? Perhaps ill have a cheeky purchase on my amazon prime(tm) account :D ooh just in time for the weekend too fancy that!>need to get in on this hot new gimmick!
Get me on of those Bantus round my arse needs a good hiding x
https://www.meacodehumidifiers.co.uk/products/meaco-dry-abc-range-12l-compressor-dehumidifier-white-free-3-year-warranty-abc12l-w?variant=40694777184310&country=GB¤cy=GBP&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organicanyone got one of these? Meaco Dry ABC Range 12L Compressor Dehumidifier White - ABC12L-Wngl lads I cant fucking stand this any longer, the entire country feels like the back of a bus its just not on. Bloody country is a swamp.
>>85041462>Not whoever you're ridiculingWhy do you feel I was ridiculing the poster that isn't you, that you're defending?
>>85041444Check it out for yourself https://youtu.be/Xk9dF5-EalM?t=32&is=xeNRN2PpPEh4yfCG
>>85041481>ten years agoIt's from 1989, chapThey didn't have Playstations back then...
>>85041494Can you give it a rest now this gimmick isn't funny
>It's yummy and glummy!https://youtu.be/4qZfUSa63-Q?is=eDNcUnP7-vL6jRnJ
>>85041497I thought you were on about the 2016 remake. Yeah I can't lie I didnt remember this film being so gay and weird. LMAO! Carry on!
>>85041493I only run my dehumidifer in the winter. Worried it'll overheat in the summer plus it sounds like a fridge in my room when it's on.
>>85041512Why are you perturbed at a post if it wasn't aimed at you, did it hurt your feelings too?
Crafty miner have you played civ?
>>85041517it's a lovely film about a demented old man who feeds you pop that makes you fart. This is what they was into back in the day, before Playstations.
>>85041523>perturbedhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84999906/#85006545Ah you're the freak doing the hhl wokkle bank shit, makes sense. Le epic inbetweeners funnies!
Never had a drop of pussy and it hits so hard in the summer months.
The continued commitment to slagging are Sean is commendable
>>85041494Just answer the question pal
>>85041542Well, he is a cunt :D
Wonder how Sean spends his time now he has quit 4chan
Had a 500g steak pie for breakfast and now I are le sleepy
>>85041548>Wonder how Sean spends his time now he has quit 4chanBrowsing 4chan
DVDlad loved this scene in the 2016 live action adaptation of the BFG https://youtu.be/6Uq982tXBh8?is=w5PjY723tKHw9tDj
>>85041538Feels like a bit of a stretch m8
It would've gone down different in the BFG if I was there. I wouldn't've let him sell out his brothers to the feds like that. Fucking snake.Weird old pervert making people fart and singing about it...
>>85041547Good point, well madeXD
Bit of a backlog to work off still today, is there notX
>>85041558Maybe keep it to one gimmick going forward lad. Can't be bothered entertaining you further.
>>85041548BNP campaigning prolly
>>85041562Making little girls fart I bet he enjoyed it as well the nonce
>>85041484Get fucking deano round get all the mosque lids round get all fucking sunderland round
>>85040042>mandatory>sack race>dodgeball tournament>welly wanging>space hopper race>backwards relay race>MANDATORYkek wtf
>>85041575>Young face of the BNP Kek
>>85041538That's ketmong
This poo is quite fudgy feeling and smells a bit off given the weatherNeed to clean the toilet as it smells mankyIt is all so tiresome and gaylord
Wonder if we will still talk about HHL in a year
no no it's not me it's someone else! LMAO
>>85038175what's going on with the strawberry thing?doesn't have two Rs total, does it
>>85041569Wrong lad, lad. I was just being a bit critical of your assertions. So, like, fuck you etc.
>>85041591Hopefully not that'd be a bit grim
>>85041596I am neither party involved I just know the 5 bong shopping trip was ketmong
>>85041602I'd be upset if I got found out as well lad, take it on the chin.
>>85041591Always. HHL will forever be the laughing stock lolcow of britfeel
>lad uses a word>he is accused of being mewhat's even going on forsooth
Mong gets caught out then the shilling starts x
>>85041578Imagine the sex and powerful orgasms into their cute pussies. Too bad some men will never experience sex.
>>85041611Yet he has a better life than you. Strange isn't it?
Mandatory space hopper
>>85041610Alright, fair one.I am a grade a cunt.Better? X
>>85041578Wizzpoppers...
>>85041624What? A spackerflat bound known paedophile with a recent dox. Oh aye I envy it!
>>85041628cor was watching that Monkey Dust yesterday or the day before.never had a go on a space hopper. feels like the chance has passed ;_;
>>85041624Struck a nerve have I nappy lad? Put your trip back on we all know you're here
>>85041546Why are you so eager to defend this poster that wasn't you?
>>85041616Betwixt yonder mongs ye olde seether doth sooth
Mandatory unpaid space hopper on a Saturday
I love a good little lad mega melty I've missed these times x
>>85041611He was and still is more interesting than you. Boremong.
>>85041645Loved monkey dust. Series 1 was kino, then it went down hill
>>85041659Trip on sean lad haha
>>85041650i think that's what it comes down to.mind you, imagine if we were all some omniposter, responsible for all posts, perhaps even arguing with another aspect of ourselves.
>deekseek v4 suddenly following prompts properlywhat did they change?
Wonder who will be RIP on next threadingtonbergshire-o-matic
>"It was a nasty, horrific attack. My heart is breaking for her family."Her last moments must have been terrifying. Shit, depressing country when old ladies are being murdered. Remember that Louis Theroux documentary with her.
>>85041649So no plans tonight then? Got it.
>>85041668We all are Anonymous ladapart from the s-pass-tics and tripwhores
>>85041676Old bint deserved it. Horrible woman. Closeted lesbian who attacked other gays. Can't dance either.
>>85041676Evil Christian hag. Glad she is gone.
>>85041689Nothing compared to some of the loons we have running the country these days. I always thought she was sweet.>>85041693That could've been your gran.
Got a Caldigit TS3 Plus for 29 bong off eBay. Needed a power brick for 16 bong and a Thunderbolt lead for 10 bong and it all works a motherflipping treat. Reckon the seller lifted it from work. Nice one, seller. Cheers.
>>85041660hit or miss, it is what it is (basically Flash cartoons on the telly) but there still were some good'uns later on.lol'd @ the dweeby lad going on about everything being 'The Matrix'. corrr it relatable, mad how all that came back again.
>>85041680So you're not that poster and you're not upset at the thoughts of spending another Friday night alone posting on 4chan? You're just angry on their behalf?
>>85041705Inb4 jannies bin the post
He's not obsessed with Sean just because he thinks any lad that posts in defence of him is him lmfao
>>85041715They've not got to the one at half three yet kek
>>85041707Not my gran, she was not an evil Christian hag. Weird flex, are you ok?
>>85041719Why are you still boiling over only (you) gives a shit have you not noticed?
*becomes a fanner of the janner*
I need a wokkle bokkle a wokkle is what I need oh aye x
>>85041711Fair assessment. Cheers.Have you watched Jam by Chris Morris?
>>85041716is it far? do you have any medication that will help?
Do you think Widdecombe was raped before she was murdered?
>>85041723Attention seeking. Simple as.
>>85041720Heh. Good point, well made.
>>85041705Nice touch with the face of the beast
genuinely dire situation lads, not one single decent sized fan in stock in any shop in the country, not one 12 inch fan. You simply cannot find them, terrible business model imo, should be well stocked on fans.
>>85041732https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewq9vznzz5oReckon so yes
>>85041736>neck of the beastftfy x
>>85041727not for a while. i remember not liking it as a young'un, just seemed like weirdness for weirdness' sake. but maybe it's time to rewatch it.
>>85041723It's got nothing better to talk about
>>85040107They do it solely to piss people off,hiding behind the guise of freedom. We need a dictatorship in this country.
Ann's death is just after the ten year anniversary of the murder of Jo Cox. News conference in ten minutes.
Oh he's definitely back off trip it's like the old days again
>>85041741>waaaaaLoads on eBay, you whining manchild
>>85041723You're upset because we know you're an obsessed little lad acting out because you're anonymous.
>>85041765>wedon't bring us into your lame play fight
>>85041759point out HIS posts big manyou won't
Lad thinks he's the thread spokesmong kekkinghams
>>85041765You're the one rambling on about it for hours upset crymong
>Officers are looking for a suspect, who they believe to be a white male, in connection with the case, which they say is "moving at a significant pace".A white male. No riots this weekend then lads.
I sometimes pretend to be HHL off trip to get the mongs here riled up
>>85041757Will be a nothingburger for sure
>>85041676dam, thought you was memeing. They're actually investigating it as a potential murder now. that's going to reflect poorly on all of those HIGNFY comedians who made fun of her and treated her like filth for twenty years.
>>85041779That's a sad as the hhl homo erotic stuff though :/
>>85040204I think this is a lie. Like that bitch who went undercover on the tube to expose sexual harassment and got harassed twice within the first 30 minutes. The odds on that happening at that rate are less than 0.1%. It was definitely scripted.I've recently realised that the news is LITERALLY making shit up.
>>85041778Not with that attitude x
>>85041765Aren't you anonymous lad?
Got the little lid rattled x
>>85041777I challenge you. You flounder. Low IQ little lad acting the big man because you're anonymous. GRIM.>>85041779Same. Or just defend him and watch the babby men chuck a fit.
30C in my bedroom
>>85041778give me a QRD on why someone would want to do her in. I literally have no idea what this women stood for.
Defending a nonce>what a life
>>85041778They'd never say "Black male" or "Brown male"
>>85041762>trying to put me downweak little loser, do you feel big and hard for doing that?
>>85041802Lifelong Tory then Reform. Fundamentalist Christian. Meddling. Holier than thou. Attention seeker. Just a rancid old hag with no redeeming features.
going to post a /g/ thread and see their thoughts
>>85041811For the 10 seconds it took to search eBay and instantly dispute your whining? Time well spent, son - catch you later.
>>85041813wish I was a nice anime girl eating a cake, chaps...
The heat is making S all riled up I think it's time he pulled on the red cord and called in Abdul and Omar to change his nappy
I won't be happy until I have pleasured every adult cock in the stadium of light and that is how it shoulds be x
Civilization Revolution was a decent game and I won't hear any slander about it.
>>85041823you're not going anywhere lets be real, you'll be here all night, unlike me who is going outside.
32c in the boxflat. Kinell
Are new English roseSo pretty and kind face
i, metholoid, claim responsibility for all THOSE postings(yes, even those....)
>>85041836No need for a fan then, eh?I am out tonight - got a mens meeting until 9pm ish. No need to use my fan etc.
which one of you PISSERS brought non-/g/ shite into my /g/ thread?i want an ON-TOPIC discussions from the /g/urus ;__;
remember when S had a right melty over nappy posting earlier in the year oh it was funny
Sunderland is well nice brav
>>85041840I'd bend her like beckham.
>>85041848I'll have my hand held fan
>>85041849>/usr/lib64/shared/melty.so
>>85041856WAHEYYYY TRIP ON NAPPY ON SEANYYYY BOYYYYY
>>85041869I bet you would, you cheeky scamp x
>>85041849/BRITFEEL/
>>85041871Me? Village hall air conditioning. Marvellous. Enjoy your gay little hand fan.
>>85041802She was just an easy target. Old British lady, notable in politics. Recommend watching the Louis Theroux documentary if they're still going to keep that on iPlayer.
dance magic dance
>>85041812probably a seethemong who got triggered by Reform then (as if they aren't a complete waste of time who are likely to achieve nothing). The kinds of people who think we're going to be living under fascism when Nigel inevitably becomes PM, and then does nothing.
>>85041890When she's legally consenting of course. ;)
>>85041894pretty wild that's an oregano
>>85041907He will quit before PM. No accountability. Grifter.
>>85041897This is in conjunction with the aircon present.
>>85041916I was thinking that x
For me, it's cod. The GOAT fish to eat.
>>85041882Saved kek thanks lad
>>85041920> but but butSuch a bullshitter. Move along.
>>85041862Id kill for temperatures like this
>>85041882One more for the chuckle albumNice one huehehe
me? opened the window. trying to caroon flies back outside with a magazine. not my fault if i happen to be killing insects or inventing verbs, occupational hazards x
>>85041919I can see him being Boris Johnson levels of useless, or maybe getting us pulled into one of Trump's retard wars.
Got my aircon set to 16c and it's bloody lovely
>>85041937Literally doable without murder. Book a Premier Inn and have a break.
i dislike bullyingbut i do think that wag picture is funny, lad skulking about, it's just comicalmaybe i am become bully
>>85041943I will put money on him not being PM. It is just too much real work.
>he fell for the aircon gimmickOh dear
>>85041936Not a single ''but'' has been mentioned, simply the truth. You should be getting ready for the YMCA.
>>85041928Would eat it more if I could afford it desu. I like breading and frying it with chips and peas at home. Gert lush. I have to use that lousy WHITEFISH they have in farmfoods. Gets the job done thoughever.
Cor blimey lads is hot
Widdecombe was only on live tv the other day.
>>85041882Just imagine this smelly mong sits in front of his Chromebook telling people he is going to murder them ha ha haOoooh am fucking quaking in my boots big man haha
Reckon budey got her?
Might get on that prolapse grind again x
Wanking to this later wahey
>>85042005Not me, chap.
Might turn the air con up a notch or two
Imagine shagging Ann in her prime.
how have they changed what 'sexy' is?i thought it was one of those things like 'spicy' or 'sharp'
>>85042007You do right little lad x
Can't wait until we get that sweet 4chan censorship money lads what you buyin with their fines
>>85041951People would call me a stalker if I went to sunderland
>>85042033Only Jesus could smash those back doors in
>>85041983Memes aside how did people survive there before the invention of ac?
Me? Ikea Exeter for a bit of tea
>>85042012No surprise you're a sexlet, seething mong. Sean pulled a lass or two, you haven't even managed that.
am i band or knot
>>85042044Ya know you can do life stuff and not post here about it right?
26 year old man arrested. White British national in police custody.
>>85042062Can't be little lad then, he's well into his thirties.
>>85042054Hehe. You sound well cross m8.
They got him lads. Hopefully it's not a going to be a miscarriage of justice situation just to cover up something deeper.
ageing
>>85042100>choker collarRight little mistress wasn't she? Bet she shagged a lot or tory boys.
>>85042080No as cross as you seething virgin.
big glasses for facesuits her thooutsidegoers have to care about their looks and that is reverse ableism
Mong reporter asking if it were a robbery gone wrong. Fucking hell. They haven't even finished examining the crime scene. As if the police are going to respond to that.
>>85042117Must be exhausting being so cross, Mr Crossy Crossington
dislike that everyone goes 'gammons'call me 'sensitive' or 'politically correct' but it's called HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE and it is a bad thing ;_;
Call Crimestoppers? No. It's not actually "anonymous" like they lead you to believe.
>>85042140Must be depressing knowing you'll die a virgin.
Welper stuck head first in his neighbours catflap having his arse violated by the local smackhead
>>85042050Those places are towns now, but historically they were small pit stops built around oases for pilgrims and not intended as permanent settlements. Not sure how they kept cool, napping under palm trees, lots of lake water and camel milk during the day, and travel by night i suppose.
New game etc>>85042170>>85042170>>85042170
>>85042153Nah, totally fine with it to be fair. Your turn.
>>85042012Little lads pulled no one kek>Inb4 but he said so!He lies about most things in his sad depressing life, someone has to.
>>85042216you were too distracting by the sexy lady to reply to the replyyou need HELP
were too distracting indeed
>>85042216>missed the post>misses the point>doubles down anywayabsolute dickhead
I've touched a nerve :) x
>>85042426Same here x
Helpers arse arriving into sparksville
