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Ann Widdecombe RIP edition
Friday evening not going out extended remix
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Friday night karaoke x

But I don't care what they say, I'm in love with Deano
He try to pull out my batty, but he don't know the truth
My arse is crippled by the cocks that I keep on taking
You spaff inside me, and I

Keep shittin'
Keep, keep shitting spunk
I keep shittin'
I keep, keep shitting spunk
Keep shittin'
Keep, keep shitting spunk
You spaff inside me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_weSk0BonM
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>>85042170
i love silly photos of politicians
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>>85042190
He right in there for first reply
It LUSH in it consistency
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgk65knkyzdo

man was nearly sucked off
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>>85042193
Bashed over the head, blood everywhere. Grim.
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>>85042194
one more just for fun
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>>85042190
Will you spend Friday night alone posting about Sean on /britfeel/ just like any other night?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGRcU2qzrM0

Been listening to this choon a little lot lately

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Ann Widdecombe killer. White male. What do we reckon? burglar? Or psycho leftist?
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>>85042344
>the killer, who has autism spectrum disorder,
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>>85042372
Right winger then x
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>>85042372
was know to post on the incel forum britfeel...
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You don't buy a pass unless you spend most of your day and night posting on 4chan and you do this 7 days a week.
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Not just one pass he bought two ha ha
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Didn't have Anne Widdecombe getting her head caved in on my bingo card.
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>>85042459
nah i dont have friends
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Gonna have a sweaty wank me thinks.
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Arse is stinging good and proper might cut back on the Szechuan chilli oil
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how can i talk to my son about these murders in a way he'll understand? he's only 22 years old.
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>>85042435
The money is better off in someone elses pocket desu
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>>85042505
Thankfully you have a back up arsehole below your nose
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>>85042518
Id not fancy the bum fluff on my upper lip experiencing this ring sting to be honest
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>>85042509
Say this

>no cap cap for real the situation is not bussin. Boomer Ann Widdecombe got melee killed in her crib senpai. No jokes famalam that is not rizzful
>six seven
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>>85042193
It sounded pretty spot on considering the pain and misery she caused over the years
>>85042423
I am now waiting for a pass holder to justify their purchase
>>85042481
Nice one chief
>>85042509
Put GBeebies on, let them take the strain for you
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>>85042536
and call him brav or brev for good measure
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corrr new Auralnauts contents
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It is my duty to inform you that I have the shits
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Leftist paedophile freak wearing his big boy edgy pants on a Friday
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Friday Megamelt
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Getting back on them classics oh aye x

I can't stop getting bummed by you
Feel man-love coming through you
DEANO with you beside me
Hold on, heaven guide me.
GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESH
Can't hold out much longer
'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESH
Can't hold out am getting bummed

https://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew?list=RDdW66keO8Iew
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>>85042481
Corr bet it smells like a fish market in your boxroom
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Meltathon
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Just found out physical exercise on high lyrica doses is dangerous asf.
Lol I've been slamming them and then going to the gym for like a week lol. Feels incredible.
Would honestly welcome having a seizure and dying tbdesu.
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Shall be gouging meself on some stinkyarse delish asf tunaberg now

Phwoar

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>>85042678
I used to ride my bicycle up mountains on cocaine
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Too hot to wank too hot to play video games too hot to do ANYTHING!
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Mucky slags
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Teef brushington o'clock is it

X
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Might have to stick this hand fan inside my fanny it's that hot
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>>85042678
that's pure peak panic which is NOT how i would like to die tbf
the whole 'heck yeah, gonna do stuff' appeal of pregabalin is pretty cool, but at some point you have to consider your HEART

even sober, i worry exercise might kill me. i am a hypochondriac (warrants top rate PIP).
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Any lads watching the Spain v Belgium game?
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>>85042459
End of the month for me lid.
It's a belated house warming BBQ.

Cba with it myself but it's not like I can't be there.
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>>85042976
Yes me but im sweating like crazy unironically feel like im in some hut in SEA
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>>85042459
Got my mandatory space hopper race tomorrow
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>>85043000
I'm sat in the front room legs akimbo with a floor fan on full blast between my bollocks. It's cooler down here than upstairs in my boxroom
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Get me one of those Belgian Deanos x
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No, I said PETER File.
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Spain just scored, oh aye x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sack_of_Antwerp
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Last semi final game one of the commentators during the France v Morocco game he said "MAGNIFIQE" as in magnificent but as a French person would say it (it made me cringe like crazy) I wonder if the commentators will say MAGNIFICIO! As in a Spanish person would say it. Hope not.
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Right, okay, but what about the women's football, hmmm?
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Cloudy as fuck now. Raining tomorrow.
I like the sun but I don't want that 30+ heat yous are getting in the south.
Keep cool laddies.
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>>85043158
It was fucking 32 degrees before up norf fuck me. It starts to get a lot cooler at 10pm so I'll air the house out then for a cooler night hopefully.
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Football league but just for teams made up of convicted nonces
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>>85043169
It barely gets above mid 20s where I am.
Couldn't handle 30+ without air con desu.
Too much rain in the UK. Makes the humidity a right cunt.
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>>85043240
You're lucky I wish I lived further up north, it's absolutely unbearable
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I'm watching my mum and sister get scammed in real time. Actually quite surreal to tell them point blank that they're signing up to scam sites and show them mountains of evidence that the companies are fraudulent and then they just blankly stare back and say 'but we've already made [xyz amount of money] how can it be a scam?!'.

I often wonder how scammers actually make money because all scams are always so blatantly obvious, but I guess the average person is just straight up retarded.
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Imagine ejaculating in a good looking woman
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OK, made frens with a bear, and sorted all muh crap in my inventory. Much better now.
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And yes I did protect the bear from infected attacks, because I'm a cool dewd, you can tell by picrel.
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Beating up the room mate and then taking chika's bussy by force
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>>85043462
Why do you have to beat your room mate in order to go out?
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>>85043120
You've now spelled the word wrong twice in two threads mr cringe police
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that my little pony show ain't bad, my daughter (white) been watching it
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>>85042688
Thats metal asf lol
>>85042840
Idc really anymore, been through bad drug withdrawals and have tasted hell.
I am tapering off lyrica slowly back to my normal 450mg a day dose. But im flying on like 3g atm and its heaven.
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Spain missed a tonne or chances tonight desu desu
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>>85043489
Huh you're right I've never said it in my life until yesterday
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>>85043507
candy horse twat
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All the drug lads here. What do you do all day when your high?
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>>85043549
excuse me? are you trying to upset my daughter (white)?
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Get me that Spanish Diego to the wokkle bank right nows x
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>>85043553
I can only speak for myself, but, waste time. I should learn a skill that could be useful.
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Keeper not forgetting that one :(

Ah well. Time to stick on a film.
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Waffle eaters are going home it sad x
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>>85043580
What you gonna watch? Might watch Titanic. Overdue for a rewatch.
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real G hours on britfeel right now
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Going to Wimbledon to watch tennis = rich Tory nonce
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>>85043619
Might stick on magic Mike x
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>>85043622
*sparks you out*
i warned u de lid
no frogonisin wit dem training dummys!
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>>85043622
The quality of the SPACCA's are getting better as AI advances. Marvellous.
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>>85043619
Oldboy I think.
Not the spike lee "remake" though. The original. I haven't seen it in decades. I have a cool print of its first UK cinema run in Leeds, in 2004 I think? Hence why I'm gunna stick it on.

Titanic is genuinely a fun film desu
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Imagine ejaculating into an ugly woman
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>>85043708
Stop imagining it and go do it. Not that hard to be honest
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Corrrr watched that new Evil Dead kinomoviefilm didn't I? I didn't think it was great but it kept my interest. Average.

Next kino I shall see: The Odyssey. So get in there.
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>>85043622
triple t's visiting feel street!?!? what the helly
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>>85043698
Kek, that remake is a pile of shit. I saw Spike Lee just remade High and Low (Kurosawa) as well. Bloody hack. Aye, Titanic is a classic for me. Watched the VHS loads as a kid.
>>85043732
I liked Evil Dead (2013) quite a bit. The Odyssey looks alright, but Nolan has been more miss for me lately. Tenet was fucking AWFUL.
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>>85043754
Yeah I am not really that sure it will be good. Reading it now and as always, adaptations never match the standard.
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>>85043800
Then again, I fucking love the director's cut of Troy and Alexander, so I'm a sucker for this kind of slop.
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>>85043754
Spike lee is a hack. His best films are a 6/10 at best lol. He seethes about white people too which I love tbqh
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Might go see the mosque lids tomorrow x
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>>85043808
I'm gonna watch Troy and Jason and the Argonauts before I see The Odyssey I reckon. I like the spooky skellingtons so I do.
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Fucking Ann Widdecombes a legend man. Someone murdered her. Someone murdered Ann Widdecombe. So someone's killed Ann Widdecombe. There some right fucking nutters out there ain't they? Fuck's sake.
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>>85043819
Those Clash of the Titans reboot films are pretty fun as well tbqh.
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Freeze, I'm Welp Welper!
Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummies
This is the story of Welp Welper
The queerest lad from old Sunderland town

He was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland town
He was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled down
He had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at all
He was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bent
He left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rent
He took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strong

Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, he made Ahmed cum
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, Used condoms in bum
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, his batty unquenched
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stench

https://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
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>>85043819
I love Jason and the Argonauts. Used to watch the skeleton scene all the time as a kid with my gran. Good memories.
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>>85043828
fo rizzle? luv'd these as a bairn.
yeah yeah you lose the charm if it's computer graphics, but maybe i DO want swords and sandals sorcery fun (that Dungeons & Dragons film they did was solid)
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Sniffing
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>Hot sweaty summer sex sounds for relaxation - 9 hours
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>Bantu Booty Bollocking! Beastly Batty Bumsounds - Helperstyled 6 hour.
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>>85043751
all the big dogs want a piece of feel street
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>>85043936
>Randomly interspersed with Welper screaming 'FUAAAAARKIN HELL FILL ME BATTY IN'
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Imagine if your cock only stopped growing when you lost your virginity
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Masturbation would stop it growing too of course, so there would be large cocked semen retention guys around who commanded huge respect
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Remember when they cast Rachel Zegler as Snow White? They should have called it Snow Brown.
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My Apu never really could return to the normal life after they kicked him out of the Shreddies factory on Feel Street. He used to knit them 12 hours a day. Course, they made him redundant during COVID and replaced him with a load of Bangladeshi nanas.
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Get me another wokkle xx

Spunk on me (Spunk on me)
Spunk on me (Spunk on me)
I'll be gaped
In a cock or twoooooooooo

https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
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>>85044078
*sighs* de poor lids never got the frension they deserved
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>>85044083
corr another shandy down the hatch garn fullscale tonight x

got this other welper classic x

I still hear you grunt when you sleep next to me
I still feel your knob in my arse (in my arse)
Forgive me my nappy but I don't know why
Without cock it's hard to survive

'Cause every time i'm bummed, I get this feeling
And every time your hard, I'm spreading it wide
Can't you feel my batty slaps?
Gaping me fast
Bantus deep inside

'Cause every time I'm bummed, I shit me nappies
And every time we fist, I try not to cry
Can't you stuff me batty hole?
I'll give you a blow?
Want you in my arse.

My bum is a castle, brown knobs are a ram
Break down me gate (I'm cravin' black man)
The big and the Bantu,
I've nigh fucked them all
Their willies rise when I fall

https://youtu.be/RbKuWJQ3xBg
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>>85044065
https://www.supercartoons.net/cartoon/coal-black-and-de-sebben-dwarfs/
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Women's toilet pov
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>>85044065
I remember when Peter Dinklidge had a right shit fit over Disney using real dwarves and Disney had to fire them all and reshoot the full film. It still bombed and lost the company 100 million dollars
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Gary Barlow? More like Barry Garlow
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I bet Rachel Zegler has some proper brown meaty tuppence lips
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>>85042603
Exactly like that. Smug, fatuous prick. Him, not you.
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very weird people started to care so much about those Disney remakes.

they've been doing them your whole lives, they even did an all-black Cinderella in the 90s now YOU'RE FALLING INTO THEIR TRAP
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Me and Deano garn beddingham now x
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>>85044492
Moana getting awful reviews might stop this stupid trend. I have no issues with remakes if they're worth doing. The Mulan remake was ambitious, and one of their best IMO, but normies couldn't into it.
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>>85044534
Fudge packer Jamie Varley ruined Moana for an entire generation
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>>85044381
they hired a bunch of non-dwarf dwarf actors, including some black ones, and it all looked so shitty, they just went back and did all of the characters with CGI, lol. It was literally just seven people who had no resemblance to the Seven Dwarf characters from the original cartoon.
There's some production pics floating around of what the film was supposed to be.
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>>85044534
it's so strange, like the original cartoon still 'works', i'm sure today's children will like it...?

i'm not above being a manbabby so give me some solid cartoons (ideally with actual animation, remember that?)

going full Mary Whitehouse here, cast whoever you want in current year but TELL STORIES that SAY GOOD THINGS
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Does anybody remember Jim Sterling? I used to watch his gaming rants about a decade ago and enjoyed his content add I've just looked him up out of curiosity and wow what happened? Looks like he went completely off the rails.
https://youtu.be/dbwlFpWOBXE?is=FiKy3xqhRQYsFnZI
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>>85044624
Monoa is especially strange cause it's like a ten year old film to begin with. The younger kids in my family have all seen it.
I kind of see the logic of remaking pre-boomer shit like Snow White, and filling it with modern gags and diverse casting. It's garish, but I kind of get the idea. Monoa was already that. Most redundant remake ever.
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>>85042170
lmao owned bitch
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Also, isn't the warrior guy in Moana supposed to be a young man? They cast him as the Rock.
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>>85044756
Nasty comment
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Just remembered I have a cornetto in the freezer oh my lush
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>>85044764
-everything widdecombe ever said. what gowes around, comes around
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>>85044708
yeah, he's a lady now. That whole vaguely leftist internet gamer sphere from the 00's got hit like a truck with all of that stuff.
Anyone who was on Neogaf or writing for sites like Destructoid is either a transgender or a friend of a transgender at this point.
The Super Best Friends, which used to be four lads, is pretty much two rapidly aging men and one former man at this point. I think one of the prior members is also kind of gay now.
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https://animatedviews.com/2013/mike-disa-and-the-seven-dwarfs-how-the-snow-white-prequel-became-a-dopey-movie/

quite the article, this.
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>IM THE BEE EFF GEEE AAAAHH
What a cunt
https://youtu.be/Xk9dF5-EalM?t=32&is=WNDK7CmKGU-NFMCU
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should have cast warwick davis in all seven roles, a nutty professor situation
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Best Seven Dwarfs flick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGsLwv0jFs
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Jurassic Park
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>>85044865
corrr now i feel informed.
thank you Disney.
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Seven dwarfs? All inside Sean's batty.
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Back in my day I played the Allah u ackbar version of Ocarina of time, you know the one with the original fire temple music and the Islamic mirror shield. Kids today listen to it and think wtf is that
https://youtu.be/4yAfOMLwm7Y?is=Jx7NvwHUcC0G6gln
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>>85045005
get your Muslamics out of my CHRISTIAN game series.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qifv2s882M

had a good time wandering around this city.

imagine if a game THIS full of wonder came out around the same time as Overratedina of Time.
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>>85045068
it pretty much did. It came out a year later.
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Me? Yes. I am.
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>>85045090
not many of us can honestly say this.
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>elon is the richest man on earth
>he isn't using that wealth to build extravagant recreations of ancient architectural styles
wasted opportunity
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>>85045342
He wants to put microchips in everyone's brains to try and read and possibly control your thoughts instead.
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Shippy doing 3 years for rape
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>>85045068
I'm sorry but even at the time I thought Sonic Adventure was hot garbage. Pretty much all 3D Sonic games are. Sonic just doesn't work as a 3D game. Even Frontiers was retarded, though Sonic going super saiyan was admittedly pretty cool.
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>>85045342
>Not commissioning the building of a pirate ship, getting a crew together and sailing the high seas
Pathetic man
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>>85045380
aye tbfair i think it's just very janky and weirdly on-rails, Mario 64 was way smoother.

mind you the camera locks on to bosses, no Z-targeting required. not right how 3D games added a second joystick and moving the camera became part of the game.
not right at all.
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>>85045005
Probably had that version as a kid and never got far enough to hear it. Can't remember. I spent hours in that game messing about not following the story. Good memories desu.
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>>85045418
>The camera system and glitches were criticized by many reviewers.[77] Johnston warned that the camera's automatic adjustments affect the controls, leading to frequent accidental deaths.[65] Justice called the camera "incredibly" frustrating and inconsistent, and Bartholow noted it caused problems with collision detection.[7][8] Edge complained the camera sometimes goes behind walls.[64] McNamara described the camera as "quirky and difficult to follow" to the point of frustration
Yeah sounds like this game had the right idea and you're not just forcing it to be different
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>broken storage heaters apparently started working again
>including one i switched on as an experiment just to see if it would heat up
>it's been pumping out heat during a heatwave for possibly weeks

ok.
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>>85045380
The Sonic Adventures are weird ones where I was kind of obsessed with them and played them to death at the time, but even then I could tell they were a bit shit.
They feel like games held together with duct tape and chewing gum. Nothing quite works the way it's supposed to. Also, the Knuckles levels feel really tacked on and half arsed.
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Using a DAC for the 1st time rn

Holy fuck i've been missing out laddinghams

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>>85045437
Absolute kino on my second monitor in the dark
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Chao garden was my jam
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Sonic Adventure 2 also is not as good as Sonic Adventure. SA2 is a game of compromises.
They took out the whole adventure aspect of the game, firstly. And they removed Tails as a proper playable character, and removed Amy entirely. Big the Cat I can understand.
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>>85045429
it's explained by an NPC.

>>85045442
yeah they really had way too many ideas, maybe? like it's this big, epic project. more like a film or something (even sending the designers out to real world tourist attractions for research).
could have just been a solid platformer with a storyline or whatever.
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>>85045497
>(even sending the designers out to real world tourist attractions for research).
Tourists attractions like Mario 64
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>>85045068
I really liked this song I always remembered it even years later.
https://youtu.be/CSc0R_K4TVc?is=-dRi1GqgjKvdqaKT
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>>85045497
>it's explained by an NPC.
It's abysmal just like all camera and lock-on systems were in 3D games until OoT invented the techniques still used today.
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Just took a crappington me

Quite liberating, was it not

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>>85045497
Sega never had their Mario 64, where they just make a very straight forward 3D platformer where the focus is on getting Sonic's controls exactly right, and then placing him in little sandboxes. Pretty much every 3D Sonic game shoots for the moon, before it has even learned to walk.
>dude, we gotta have six playable characters. We gotta have extensive cinematics. We gotta have genre crossovers, an on rails shooting sequence, kart racing, virtual pet raising, fishing.
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Doss session ended for the day, and for the weekend now. Busy days tomorrow and sunday, and might pop to a museum on monday, but also might not, but do want to, so dunno.
>>85045555
Checked.
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New captchas are bollocks
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>>85042170
I looked up her politics and I'm glad that guy offed her :)
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You get to the Unleashed through Forces era, and Sega basically just gives up on making Sonic control good, and just places you on rails and automates a lot of the game.
It's fine and it works, but you wish they would have built a better foundation for this series at some point.

My favourite 3D Sonic is Robo Blast 2, which is a Doom mod, because it just plays really nice and smoothly when you get a feel for it, and it's fun to blast through stages.
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Me? Bridge zone
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Equinox level pack is pure unfiltered kino, btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYlKrwh2Gc
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Air conditioned room sounds quite good. Maybe even treat myself to an over priced ice cream from room service.
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Proper good DACberg bassington, this

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>Ocarina of Time had a profound impact on the transition of the GTA series into 3D. Rockstar Games co-founder Sam Houser famously described the blueprint for Grand Theft Auto III as "[Zelda] plus Goodfellas". The development team studied Nintendo's design to figure out how to translate an open-ended experience into a functioning, engaging 3D world.
Didn't they know sonic adventure had just came out too?? LMAO
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Welper spreading his arsehole on Chaturbate
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>>85045497
>(even sending the designers out to real world tourist attractions for research).
Nintendo spent 3 years settling on the animation for Link opening treasure chests in OoT. They made their own dedicated motion capture studio to work it out and brought a real treasure chest in lol. Probably more work on that alone than all of Sonic Adventure if we're being real lol.
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>Claude beginning to spit out its responses
>Stops right in the middle when the paywall kicks in

Disgusting lel

Anthropic are the biggest kikes in the game by far

Aren't they
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>>85042170
Imagine being 70 and assuming you're gonna die of old age just for some kid to murder you.

I don't like to gloat but I despise all politicians so much I wish someone would do this to all of them.
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Link has 572 base animations in OoT with 1000+ animation combinations. Tbh camera wise, animation wise, audio wise, everything wise when you look at other 3D action games from 1998, Sonic Adventure, Tomb Raider III which was already 3 entries deep, they look primitive in comparison. They have their place and that's fine no need to glaze them to put down an obviously superior game out of jealousy.
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Not forgetting Sonic Adventure was released on a significantly more powerful console than the N64 lol. A generation ahead. Still mogged.
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I have conducted a forceful sneezeington

X
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>>85045727
N64 has 4MB RAM Dreamcast has 16MB RAM lol. Crazy.
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>>85045796
Moggarina of Time mogging on less ram than a smartphone. Oh aye.
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I have no drawers in my flat so I have no satisfactory way of knowing where my clothes are. I put them in the laundry basket but it's in an unorganised pile. If I get lazy I throw them all over the place which looks horrible. I cba with the process of buying drawers and taking up space. Don't know. Place looks a state.
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>most boring man in the world talks about N64 recomps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTcxrFNlio
This is my ASMR content.
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bro makes like three videos a day. He is the most boring person on the internet. I kind of love him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYcQ9y3jiv8
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>Page 8
Dawn shift clocking in. Night guard clearly having a cheeky napberg.
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Imagine waking up to those puppies.
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No real arse to speak of, however.
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It Saturdays x
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Drank 4.5 liters of beer yesterday
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>>85046721
I bet you was pissing like a racehorse
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Lovely tiny little tits on this one corrr
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Meanwhile over on that Facebook
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>White suspect released
It could still be a paki lads, race riots are back on the cards so get in there
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>>85046868
>Devon
Likely white tho
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>>85046882
Yes it's probably just a labour/greens activist, but let me hope for a while.
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>>85046784
Is that a post from sean?
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>>85046893
If it is political watch the entire media cartel start reminding you about Jo Cox for the next three months.
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>>85046907
I suspect they'll spin it as violence against female MPs
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Off to Bude today, might go beast auditing
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>>85046753
Yes, gonna go for round 2 todays
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How do you pronounce Bude?
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Another weekend of going nowhere and seeing no one, sat alone posting on 4chan and behaving like a kid is it big man?
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>>85046784
do NOT like how every word is capitalised before they seemingly gave up
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>>85045131
Due to the r9k algo, nobody else can it that exact way in future. Mixed emotions about that, to be quite honest.
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>i bet whoever killed anne widdecome holds different political views to me
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>>85045461
What dac ladberg?
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Could really do with some daytime dogging today. Need a layby with some wife sharing action so I can watch and join in.
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ill af after eating spoilt fish from an indian shop yesterday might have to garn A&E
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Just reported a SORNed van with no MOT.
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>I bet who killed are Ann is different skin colour to me
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Corrr she a bit of alri
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Yes lad. Women that wouldn't fuck you even if they knew you existed.
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>All day in my boxroom today, alone, playing lets pretend and winning my special posting rules game.
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>>85047286
Hips look weird
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is this what goyim watch nowadays
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I'm a refugee from /pol/
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>>85047286
Hiplet foid
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>>85047245
Do you also like crossdressers?
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>>85047361
they ban you or what
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>>85047398
Yeah for saying I had diarrhea
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>>85047404
when i used /pol/ a couple years ago i constantly got banned for posting shite on brit/pol/ but it was never consistent
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>>85047404
>diarrhea
Americans are not welcome here
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Big oily African Deanos taking advantage of my bony arse first thing on a Saturday morning x
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>>85047301
Sounds like you are having fun lad
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Sean occupying my head for free first thing on a Saturday morning x
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>>85047450
Morning little lad are you off to the bottle bank today? Weathers goods for it.
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>>85047422
Well I'm a regular Brit/pol/ anon. I used to post here years ago, but you cunts are just weird.
>>85047444
Checked.
Alright, the shits, the runs. Whatever you want to call it.
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>>85047485
chat shit get banged lad
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>>85047450
Song request for the karaoke. Wanted -
Glad you CAME. That is all x
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>>85047485
We say diarrhoea, pal
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>>85047307
>hips
>>85047371
>hips
I swear, this board is fucking WILD
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We starting it off easy mode x
Shan't be taking requests unless you've got a thick shaft x

Bantus pounding heavy on his arse
Spaff he's got too much of it
Stinky brown cumfarts
From Cape Town to Carlisle
On his back they pile
They can gape his hole again.

Looking back his arse was beset
Welper can't escape and he cannot forget
Bantu's got his bum, they still turn him on
They can gape his hole again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
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>>85047522
Post your hips
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The Gruffalo is a fucking nonce. Do NOT let your kids play with him. He got a big barbed cock too. Nasty stuff.
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Woofuckenhoo, it's holiday time.
Get muh shit sorted. Then get to muh air conditioned room. Corr, need to pack the PC up and take it with me. It's never even operated in an air conditioned room. Fuck the cardfest, this is a weekend for me n muh PC.
I jest, I'll be cardfesting muh arse off tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3TsHLKNk
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>>85047556
>He got a big barbed cock too.
is that really cannon ?
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>>85042344
Given how incompetent the police are I'm going to say she wasn't murdered at all
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>>85047556
Sounds like you diddled the Gruffalo, lad, and are now trying to get him locked up to hide your crime.
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>>85047570
bet shes walking out of the mourge right now with a mug a coffee and a fag in her mouth
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>slave all week in toilberg
>oh aye some time off, LUSH
>gonna sort some shit out around the house
>wake up and feel fucking drained
>dont want to do shit
>drink woffee and smoke rollies instead
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>>85047539
pls see
>>81062390
k thx
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>>85042344
>hur dur THE LEFT etc
low value comment
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>>85047286
nice mound on her
I approve this message
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>>85047286
Like fucking a fridge. Fist her for a chocolate eclair. It lush. x
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>>85047577
he'll be a flag shagging frauditor soon enough x
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Not a fan of women getting the fat removed from their cheeks. Makes them look like the Crypt Keeper.
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>>85047634
less crypt keeper slander lad somebody has to keep the crypts
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I wanna feel your cock and balls inside of me
Inside of me, inside of me, inside of me
I wanna feel your cock and balls inside of me
Inside of me, inside of me, inside of me
I wanna feel your cock and balls inside of me
Inside of me, inside of me, inside of me

Love how you bone me (I wanna feel), love how you bone me all day
Love how you bone me (I wanna feel), take my arse (Take, take)
Love how you bone me (I wanna feel), love how you gape me all day
Love how you bone me (I wanna feel), take my arse (Take, take)

https://youtu.be/8wRW57nBLMI
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>>85047645
Little prick keeps telling me stories that have monkey paw endings. Just keep the crypt you ugly prick!
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>>85047647
Not the song I asked for but it will do tyvm
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Morning lads! First throw of the day. Hope you all have a good day.
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>>85047709
Was IN ONE!, the first throw then you dialed it in to end up on the 20?
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Car broke down just as I was about to go for a drive. Not happy, lids. Had nothing but trouble with this shitheap.
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>>85047785
It's not much, but, better to do it at home than be stranded somewhere outside getting all hot and annoyed.
But also, bet it's extremely annoying, as now yer stuck.
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>>85047785
it aint got no gas in it
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miss doing A level english desu
im too lazy and low attention span to read books just by my own volition
enjoyed it back then though with all the themes and different settings of the novels
my life is so vapid and boring
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>>85047794
Yeah, I was driving two hours away to a park so I'm glad it broke in the drive. AI suggests it's the alternator. Radio stopped working a few days ago, and this morning the ABS lights were flashing and now it won't start at all. Probably cost a fortune to fix as it's an old car (2009 Mercedes), and I've already sank too much in other repairs. Fucking cars, mang.
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ive overwanked this week and now my bollocks hurt
dont even know why desu
just been forcing it for no reason
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The worst paedophile sunderland has ever known
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>>85047839
Did you loose power steering also lid?

Does sound like the alternator has taken a shit, have you had a look at the belt? still spinning i assume?

if you can get a jump pack or bump start the car with the help of a friend, get a volt meter, and check the voltage on the battery with some slight revs on the engine (2k+ rpm)
If the battery isnt going above 13V ( i think its more like 14.3v) you alternator is probably dead
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Just posted that get ready with me tiktok. The mosque lids are coming to pick me up soon x
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>>85042170
Morning waddens, about to go to the gym and have made it 7 days without gooning, woooooooooo
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Forsooth, milardos. Going to do a bit nothing this very morn.
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>>85047931
Woooooo indeed lad. Feels good to wait a bit between cooming, but I also can do it every night.
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Already had two wanks this morning ffs
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>>85047839
Ah yeah, but bet you love it when everything is working perfectly, just a shame it costs money to have it constantly in that condition.
Would you ever swap it for a different car?
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>>85047962
Not him but, me and my friends chuck the arrows occasionally, and he was in blackpool with his gf, and went to a fair, and there was a get 180 in 9 darts (achievable within 9), but he had 5 and gave his gf the last 4, and she got all ones, so they didn't get anything, and he tried saying OH IT WAS BLOODEH RIGGED I SHOULD HAVE GOT 180 IN 9 DARTS. Yes, but he gave his gf the remaining darts, after he got to 70. Not rigged, it's just that yer missus is shit at darts.
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>>85047957
Not him, and sorry for butting in twice now, but this was meant for you >>85047976
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>an apu mechanic
i'd check the change in the centre console after
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Hahaha look at the link (bit of a pain if on 4chin's ex), it says joo, heeheehee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD9AheDpjoo
>>85048093
We're not good, but have messed about attempting to then finally playing darts, we've gone through loads of pairs. But, we're also not great, couldn't be in a league, like yourself. But these games are aimed at people like us, the hubrisers. But, my mate also got "scammed" aka fell for it, with the old FOLLOW THE CARD WHERE'S IT GONE 1 OF 3 easy right! scam. And we've watched the shit out of real hustle, he's just a bit simple at times.
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informs the apus wermot wurnaghan has died
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Yousefs were now. He in that clapped out corsa and it is lush x
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Might get a bag for the england game x
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>>85047873
Yeah lost power steering too. Pretty sure it's fucked. Not worth even paying to repair it anymore. Might get on the car scheme with my work. It'll be a shitty electric, but at least if it breaks down they will pay for it. Thanks for the advice!
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>>85048150
Not him but, you should have 3 in a row, then you'll be leading the wankerboard. I had one before bed, at 03:00 ish, so have mine sorted for the day.
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>>85048159
yeah lad the old alternator has had it by the looks of it

You "can" get them refurbished depending on how fucked it is, or a straight replacement
Its not that bad of a job tbqh
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>>85048192
Yeah but it's the labour that gets you. All the garages near me are robbing cunts.
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>>85048198
True lid, they love to rip the fucking piss out of everything

have a look on youtube for DIY tutorials , alternators are generally easy to access and remove depending on the car of course
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>>85048201
Just steal one of his, lid. He has too many, greedy bastard.
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>>85048201
Deep down his probably fucking miserable lad, never getting 5 minutes to him self, a bunch of sprogs that just see you as a piggy bank, a nagging wife who never puts out, work, the endless march to the grave, you see it all the time, cunts think having some kids will somehow give their life meaning and not just make it worse and cost a shit ton more

Fucking fantastic
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>>85048232
this
most young families are in crippling debt and unhappy
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Thing is about wanking... I have a couple wanks then I don't want to wank for a long time.
Last maybe a week or just over, get horny then look for birds on tinder, sometimes traps on grindr and I just want.
Now repeat that over and over.
Never changes.
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>>85048201
Same although my younger brother has two kids under the age of three right now and he's aged like shit in that space of time.
That lack of sleep and stress that comes with having kids, fucks with you so bad
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fucking hell it's well hot lads
got chocolate in the fridge that I really want to eat but I know I won't enjoy it as much in this heat
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>>85048267
Watch you don't crack your tooth big man. Chocolate in the fridge is a gamble.
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Yousefs got that halal ice cream in it lush it dubai flavour x
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>laying on bed naked with laptop watching youtube videos
>fan on
>ahh this is quite nice
>second I turn fan off it feels like a fucking oven
fuck sake
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>>85048267
Me? Just had a floppy wispa gold.
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I need to leave the house ffs.
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>>85047785
Get yourself a little van instead, best decision I've ever made. So much more rugged and reliable than cars, plus you've got a fucking van too.
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>20c
>cloudy
>light cool breeze

I hope you southern fairies fucking melt kek
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kinda funny to think old people homes in like 20-30 years will be loads of dudes just playing video games all day
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>>85048301
It's 31 here in wales, I might actually die
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>>85047729
I will keep that in mind

>>85047770
I honestly cannot remember now, I'll go with that though lol

>>85047957
Nope not yet but plenty of 140s, It'll come. If you are looking for a cheap set then Javelins from red dragon are a good shout they are sometimes on offer on Amazon. I have been mucking around with some bullhitter darts I got on vinted, that is also a good shout for cheap darts.
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>>85048295
If we both get a van we could be men with ven
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Does anyone have like 15+ years of porn stored?
It's so fucked, I've got like old nudes of girls I knew years ago, random porn videos, amateur shit, old limewire stuff, pics of girls I've wanked over for years.
I don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to delete it all.
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this crack is really fucking MOREISH
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imagine is ann widicome was killed by a tranny and the government classified tranny movements as terrorist because of it, lmao
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>>85042170
Why bother murdering someone who was probably going to die of natural causes in a week? Actually retarded. Its not like she was relevant politically anymore either.
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>>85048401
the satisfaction of doing it
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>played in the WC two weeks ago
>now dead
Sad!
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>>85048407
head like a malteser
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I reckon it was Louis Theroux. He did Ann before she could spill his sordid secrets.
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>>85048407
Looks like a crack dealer from The Shield.
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>>85048377
It probably was. I can't imagine who else even had that big of a problem with her.
Troons literally do just squat in their little discord communities, reinforce each other's manias, and fantasise about killing anyone they deem as vaguely conservative all day. And they probably would be the only people to be unhinged enough as to target some random old woman who is going to be gone in a few years anyway.
It's not the style of some kind of alt-right "incel". It's not the style of an Islamist(I'm not sure she ever said anything that would have offended them anyway). Far as I can tell she lived in an up-rent area and probably wouldn't be the target of random crime. What does that leave you with?
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>>85048443
Could have been a random robbery mate.
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>>85048407
vaxxie?
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>>85048301
I'm in the North and I'm dying from the heat. I haven't been able to go outside since Wednesday and even my shut-in arse needs some fresh air and to stretch my legs.
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I went to kfc. A lot of nice young girls knocking about in short shorts. Cor.
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the truth about sheffield,,,
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Itchy scalp for me
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Itchy wollocks for me
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might delete facebook lads, sick of logging in and seeing 99% of people from school, happily married and with kids growing up etc
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I had a kfc
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Get that Bantu to that big wokkle bank in the sky x
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Just had a little nap didn't i? I'll never stay awake til 4 if i don't pre-sleep a bit innit. Might have another quick napshire later, corr
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Off tae fookin holiday pal, as the Scottish say. Also, not really a holiday but time away so just as good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IshAsuQviZk
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Idea lads

Kinder chocolate but in big bars
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>>85048570
nice one, what did you have?
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>>85048592
Wish I was in Scotland right now it's about 20 degrees up there
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>>85048523
>>that one britbong thread nobody gives a shit about
harsh but fair, I feel
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>>85048569
is it you posting the meanwhile in Facebook screenshots lad?
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>>85048660
no. aint me
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>>85048623
Idk some combo meal that had chips, a wrap and a chicken fillet. And I had a mini chicken fillet with it too.
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I only have facebook to keep up with what sean and his family are doing
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Back from gym had a shower.
Currently roasting on the couch with some youtubes. I have become one with the heat.
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>>85048680
COOOR LUCH x 16
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Literally never visit facebook.com in my life
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>>85048301
Got aircon pal.
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>>85048688
There's a fly in my flat.
>>85048712
I have never had a Facebook profile my entire life until recently i made a fake one just to search people I know and spy on them.
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>>85048712
you've never made a fake account to wank over girls you like? you've never lived bossman
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>>85048656
it's the only part of /r9k/ I give a shit about. Who is looking at the rest of the board in 2026?
>bait thread where someone pretends to be female
>"broooo, the 80 to 20 ratio!!"
>brownoids seething
That's the entire board now.
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Just had 2 spam muffins. Thought I'd let you lot know just in case if that's alright with you. https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag?feature=shared
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>>85048764
Corringtons. Love a bit a spam on me samwidge
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is 16x LUSH the most LUSH achieved thus far to date etc?
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>on /gif/
>stroking my semi
>few porn tabs open
>few gore tabs open
No wonder my brain is fucked
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>>85048764
>Pork slop in a can
>Still costs like 2.50 for a can
Literally why? I thought the appeal of canned shit was its cheap
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morning friends
sorry i have been a crotchety Sonic supremacist. i like this place so i DO want to be in your 'good graces' somewhat, even if we can have our disagreements like whether 3D games should incorporate camera controls as part of playing the game (still in use today) or that should be the game's responsibility a la 'drawing the graphics' and 'playing the sound effects'.

at the end of the day there are more important things, and also it's the heat/drugs talking, not our personalities. a cool, sober person would obviously agree that Sonic Adventure 2 is a masterpiece and Ocarina of Time is not only worse than Majora's Mask, but it pales in comparison to the better Zeldas (A Link to the Past, Zelda 1 with a guide, Zelda 2 with the Redux hack).
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I really need to start eating healthy, spent like 70 quid on greggs all last month
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mind you, Zelda gets credit for having dialogue i can read. if games are trying to be films, those cutscenes are not performed or directed well.

really hope they don't go mad and make it so OoT2 has people talking through the game. really enjoyed Breath of the Wild but man, whoever they got to do Zelda didn't sound like a person. like an American lass trying to do RP or something.

reminds me of when Seamus started talking in Metroid on the Wii. all like a robot but apparently that was on purpose? she wasn't even Irish.
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Getting on the karaoke with the mosque lids x

Don't you know I'm still getting bummed better than I ever did
Looking like a gaped batty, feeling like a spastic
I'm still bottom after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMP_M39rpkw

not having a go it's likely they're solid performers, but it's that kind of 'we're dubbing a shounen anime!' voice work, i don't get why they don't hire actual/English actors to do the voiceovers.

sometimes this works. i am giving a 'shout out' to the Familiar of Zero dub. it's silly nonsense for teenagers but the two leads managed to do all the 'bah--?' and 'wuhh~!' stuff Western cartoons don't really have, and it's all fine in the end.
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>>85048964
ALTTP is the performative gamer's favourite Zelda.
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Knackered today lids.
Still got half a fence to finish putting up but I cba at all.
Need a pick me up.
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Typing my reply. Now I will click Get Captcha.
I have completed the Captcha and it says Done.
Now I will click Post.
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>>85049065
Good afternoon Tim how are you today?
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>>85048914
Gosh. That's ALOT of LUSH.
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Who would YOU have to present at the /britfeel/ awards?:
https://www.nmplive.co.uk/awards-hosts-and-presenters
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Hotel life ain't a too bad a life, desu. Having a can, then off for a spliff and might get some more cans, come back, nice baff, nuva spliff, relax tae fook in muh 20c air-conditioned room.
Also, quite a "vibrant town Leeds is, so feels like I'm in another country. Corr.
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Internet mysteriously cutting out whenever I'm torrenting mangas? Hmmm.....
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>>85049078
Not Dermot Murnaghan obvs since he's dead now
Unless you want zombie Dermot
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Need him to go live for a watch along
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>>85049079
>vibrant town
t. full of forrins
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>>85049025
i am not a true gamer. here is a list of games i have beaten in my existence:
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles (in varying combinations)
Super Mario 64
Pokemon Blue
Elder Scrolls Morrowind
Pokemon Silver
Zelda: A Link to the Past
Zelda: Wind Waker
Zelda: On the Game Boy
Super Mario World
Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Elder Scrolls Oblivion
Alba: A Wildlife Adventure (yes, all birds)

true gamers are right to exert their authority over me. i am being transparent about my cred (or lack thereofs).
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>>85049006
How much of your week do you spend on 4chan, lad?
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>>85049079
only been to Leeds a couple of times, it was fine, just a city, y'know? looks nice in that pic.

it was Sheffield that disappointed me. you can see echoes of the city it used to be, now it's all cranes + scaffolding, maybe some old factory will become a trendy brewery for hipsters.
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>>85049079
Mental how ugly the built up areas of our country are. State of that "view"
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>>85049093
Lad if anyone is getting seethey over your 'gamer cred' just fucking ignore those retards. Who the fuck cares? Play as many or as few games as you want.
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>>85049268
Not old, charming and low-density enough to be the classic Shire-esque little England. Not new, shiny, big, sophisticated and high-density enough to be a cool cyberpunky metropolis.

Instead we get what we always end up with dilapidated, impoverished, grey, dingy, dirty post-soviet shitholes filled with foreigners.
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>>85049301
you have kindness in your soul

we are the bullieds
and yet, in-fighting by the elite?
we should be friends!
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>>85049323
I'll admit that I'm very elitist when it comes to actual games and gaming and stuff, but I don't expect everyone to be like me, it's just that I'll speak my mind if someone has a stupid take on gaming. I honestly can't imagine getting annoyed that others don't enjoy the hobbies you do though.
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do you anti-forriners have a forrin friend
the way that Soundoid claims a forren bride

maybe this could unite the races
elfs and morlocks fighting side by side as friennds
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>>85049098
NTA but i always have the tab open desu
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I wonder how many normgoys are not pulling birds in beer gardens this evening?
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>>85049092
You knows it. Several to BILLIONS round here. I can only say it 1 way, so here it is, very migranty, might take muh knife when I go for the next few spliffs. Some people see a walking stick and think that's an easy target (yes I know most don't think that, but only need to bump into that one person once to have a bad time, so best be ready).
>>85049120
Yeah, been here loads over the years, by loads I mean ~10 times
>>85049268
I can see a church and trains pass quite often as it's near the station.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY
>should be a kjv bible in the drawer/10
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>>85049337
Very grug-brained take on why people are anti-immigrant. Anyone individual person can be nice, friendly, hard-working etc. nobody dispute that. But none of that means that mass immigration of unskilled, culturally alien, disproportionately criminal and welfare-dependent, in some cases openly hostile people at rates that far exceed the infrastructure around them. I mean we are pumping these people in by the fucking millions and it leads to what any sane person could've told you: depressed wages, increased prices for goods/services/housing, increased competition for jobs, ablation of social contract, rampant crime, rampant welfare abuse, ethnic ghettos and the balkanisation of political blocs. None of this benefits British people, so why should we want it or accept it, especially when in EVERY SINGLE ELECTION in the last 40 years the public has voted explicitly for lower immigration or an outright moratorium.

Ultimately if we weren't suffering under such mass immigration of low skilled culturally alien welfare dependent petty criminals, the average British person wouldn't have any problem with foreign tourists or seasonal workers or extremely high skilled immigration of high quality people who absolutely do not receive citizenship under any circumstances. Good fences make good neighbours. Go to China and they'll treat you with a sort of jovial curiosity. That's how foreigners used to be treated in Britain. Ironically mass immigration has made British people resent foreigners, even the genuinely nice ones.

It doesn't help anybody and nobody ever wanted it, in fact we wanted the opposite. Now the public is resentful. It's a horrible situation but an inevitable one stemming from government policy.
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>>85049332
aye that's about where i'm at. i did genuinely enjoy Morrowind but i can't say 'clicking on menus is fun, it is a fun game', i enjoyed the prose and working out the systems. it was very much a 'PC' game (i don't know how it worked on Xbox.)

it's all polygons and we could dream of a game where the Vivec cantons were hustlin' and bustlin', maybe computer games can do that now. but i won't fault someone who says 'Morrowind? it's just polygons and chance!' yeah they're right. by all means criticise one of my fave games.
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>>85049379
Beer garden is just blokes who vote reform, young people dont go there
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Get me one of those Bantufied Deanos right now x
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>>85049392
Yeah this is the right take on the situation. A foreigner here or there is fine as long as they don't commit crimes, don't rock the boat culturally or politically, respect the host nation and are hard working in productive jobs. Also they don't assume citizenship is just given after X amount of time.

Instead what we get is 50,000 civil war Congolese males who think voodoo is real doing cash-in-hand bike deliveries in balaclavas.
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>>85049392
you have debating chops! i do not like those negative things.
let us hope it is resolved.

could you go in love with a jovial curiosity person?
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Attractive lass in the room across, she was coming out of her room as I was going in mine. I gave her a funny look, but only due to the fact she came out of the room doing the ole jostle the boobs around in a dress thing they do. I get it, just like adjusting the balls in the boxers, but don't do it as you're walking out of your room. Time n a place love, but also, nice boobs.
She better not bang on my door later demanding cock because she couldn't pull due to being obsessed with the Chad in the room across from her. Well, depending on the time of course. Might get a pen from reception and write no dicking down after 11pm due to pokemon convention tomorrow, on 1 of those do not disturb signs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TAKR_6vNJR8
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Welper getting a few ballbags down the hatch in preparation for footie match
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Like listening to Of Herbs and Altars. Late 90s and 00s culture. God it makes me feel sad.
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why not pay the NEETs to be city cleaners?
removing graffiti, litter, fly tipped shit
makes sense to me, cleaner cities and NEETs get an income
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>>85049510
are you that lad who was into that YouTube lass who had some stories about being an addict goth in the 2000s?
you have a TYPE and i hope the TYPE-chan finds you
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>>85049510
Shocking her casually talking about being 15 and being fingered by a 21 year old bloke like it is nothing. People would straight up want his head now.
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>>85049543
Thank you lad. That is a nice sentiment.
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>>85049337
I say forren a lot, but I'm not anti forren, I'm anti forrens pretending they're the same as me because they have a passport.
Also, what makes somebody antiforren? Can say something negative about somebody not from here, then suddenly ANTI--FORREN.
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The Western world never recovered from baby boomers falling for the misconception that dietary fat caused obesity. Two generations and counting of fat being excised from food, and especially milk, while obesity climbed and climbed because it's just calories that matter. Fat is what makes food taste good. We have been robbed generations of tasty meals.
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>>85049527
It is a nice idea but it also costs money and let us be honest they would do a shittier and more inefficient job than professionals.
Used to work with some volunteers who coppice and lay hedges. Nice work. Lot of blokes on the dole (between jobs as they would say) who just wanted to do some volunteering experience. Good lads generally but fuck me they were not smart. Would fuck up the most basic manual tasks or get distracted. These are men in their 30s and 40s.

The woman running it told me privately that the government does not really want to admit that a certain portion of the population are just not really fit it work in a meaningful capacity.
By fit to work she meant smart and capable. The jobcentre push you into benefits because they just want to keep you off the streets and not committing crimes or shitting everywhere like they do in the USA. That is what it is all about really.
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Bristol still seems nice, apart from the amount of homeless which i suppose is simply a growing problem nationwide.
It isn't too built up, yet, plenty of parks and lots of cool brutalist architecture.
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Welper's tuppence and arse
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>>85049577
sorry i have nothing against anti-forrens some of my friends even have been anti-forrens (while also being demi-forrens themselves)
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i am in the average range of IQs, but that's what this REALLY comes down to:
you are just hating of people with less intelligents,
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>>85048964
So have some actual humility and just say you don't get it and that's fine. Instead of this fake humility where you mean you're actually still smarter than everyone and know better than everyone. Its really grating and obnoxious. Most people have no problem saying it's not for me but cool that you like it. Enough of this performative "bbBbUT THE cAmErA" you are self admittedly not even qualified to judge these things so what are you going on about it for?
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>>85049580
You know what really knobs my todger? When mongs call a normal coke 'full fat coke'. Not a hint of fat in there. Just 8 teaspoons of sugar.
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Like that constant cynical reddit snark. Just drop it and be normal. Performatively deconstructing things people love just to be edgy. It's gay.
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This made me think of Nubs. Wonder what she is doing now?
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>>85049676
is there fat in sugar?!
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>>85048964
SA1 + 2 and all 3D Sonics are like bad torrent rips of Bollywood films, they're novel and fun in short doses but it's all style over substance. You look at it for 10 minutes and go haha look that was so wacky! Wow! Those games have always been carried by the character design that people buy into then pretend the games are better than they are.
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>>85049629
Mi best mate's an anti-forren
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won't be sharing my 'water is wet' theory
too many trollers have already prepared their 'alas, i knew you would share your "water is wet" theory' script.
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>>85049722
You are the troller mate. You decide to wade into a 30 year old discussion as an obvious noob and talk down to us as if you've got these scathing new critiques of a beloved game that we've never heard before. You see people enjoying things and you feel it's your place to jump into and tell them why they're wrong (with half remembered opinions you've scraped from other places on the internet). What is that if not trolling.
I genuinely don't believe you've completed it btw. You said you did but you also didn't know the final boss uses energy balls. Whatever though.
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Big ole walk earlier to look for snacks, and there's something 1 min round the corner in the other direction.
Fuck sake.
Oh well, it's almost time for another spliff, so might as well head out.
Might pop the ac onto 24c for when I get back.
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>>85049344
When you say always, do you mean from when you wake up to when you go to sleep, 7days a week?
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Garn have to ditch mosque lids soon just text Deano to remind him to get some shandy in for the wooty x
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>>85049771
Fucking queer spastic
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>>85048964
>not only worse than Majora's Mask
Except your criticisms of the camera and empty field would apply just as much to that game. You have not and can not even justify this statement, it's just something you say because you imagine it's the "different" choice. Just like you claim to hardly even be a gamer but you had a better time with ZELDA 2 over Ocarina of Time. Lol.
>i am being transparent about my cred (or lack thereofs).
No because apart from this one post you present yourself like you're an expert. If you're not that experienced with games why are you even talking about Z targeting. Why are you telling us how cameras should work in 3D. Are you a software developer. You are just trolling to wind people up. Hey that thing you loved from your childhood actually teh suxxxx. Yeah good one never heard that before.
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You fake that you have strong opinions about things you're not really that bothered about, just to be opinionated but you're running into people with real strong opinions. That's why you keep losing. Just drop it.
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>>85049891
Ikr kill all shitskins and anti white traitors.
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Having camera control hactually le bad hactually. All games in the year 2026 should still control like Gex Enter the Gecko or something or maybe Resident Evil 2 now that was a camera. Yeah that's my totally real opinion I feel strongly about and not something I'm just saying to get a rise. Mate you are melted at this point. Go have a lucozade.
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>>85049878
>>85049891
look friend, i do not like a computer game as much as you do. that's fine. some people like Blur, others Oasis, others Pulp. if i prefer pop music and that's not me being awkward or contrary or superior, that's just what i like.
there is something that is critically acclaimed that you do not enjoy, how would you go about stating this?
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>>85049998
I've already said and if you're not a complete freak you know the answer.
>it's not my cup of tea
>it's not for me
>not a fan
Ever hear stuff like that before? You know people just say stuff like that? Instead of taking weirdly strong stances on things they don't get?
What I wouldn't do is, when talking about something critically acclaimed that I haven't even owned before but once "borrowed from a friend", is interject my HOT TAKES about how it's... le BAD! I don't care if you don't like it, I'm annoyed by your need to "destroy" something popular/good with your towering intellect when it's obvious you know little about it. It's uncouth and frankly communist.
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>>85042194
>>85042273
I too am a fan of silly photos, I wish there were more
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>>85049767
Yes pretty much, also have it constantly open on my phone and i check every 10-15 minutes if there are new posts
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It's coming Oslo doesn't really roll off the tongue
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might order a 'za.

onions? no. not my cup of tea.
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>they didn't even do the energy ball thing. worst game EVER according to me (an expert)
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>>85050100
You have the right idea but there's nothing wrong with having strong opinions about something you actually know about, like onions. What you are doing with OoT is standing up in the pineapple pizza appreciator society and going "pineapple on pizza? NEVER! here is my long list of criticisms..." when you've never actually tried it or maybe tried it once as a child.
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>Ocarina Ganon doesn't even fire off magic balls you have to bounce back at him

i stand by this x
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Good R&R this was

I do fink, yes

X
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90% done. We enter thread cooldown cos it's hot out etc.

New fridge-cold thread:
>>85050143
>>85050143
>>85050143
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He doesn't like it when the thread is a day old. Sad little man.
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There 50 posts left though
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>>85050236
I will continue posting here the control freak can go and fuck himself.
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Match at 9 lads, what is your predictions?
Me? 2-1 England winrars.
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just a couple days in the summer
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>>85050291
is it not at 10?
what side is it on?
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>>85050311
You're right, it's on at 10 and it's on ITV
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>>85050360
I went by the first result after I searched the kick off time. Very sorry it won't happen again.
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have you ever been in love, /britfeels/?
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Shame about leaving the thread to die like this
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>>85051526
some of us hang around in the old threads and have secret meetings.
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>>85051581
Do you have secret handshakes?
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nice to see this thread is still going



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