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Dermot Murnaghan RIP edition
Who's gonna die tomorrow remix

Dying light of the previous threadberg
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/85042170/britfeel#bottom

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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inb4 the HelperLad insult inevitability.
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Welper is probably on his tenth cock of the night by now. He'll be too cumdrunk for the footie x
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Welper with his thong around his ankles and a Bantu up his arsehole
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i wish pizza places could outright state like:
>this will be a crisp, dry 'za
vs
>this will be greasy slop

sometimes you want one, sometimes you want the other.
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>>85050143
Why does it bother you when the thread is 24 hours old that you have to make a new one?
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we could have had a new thread for the match at nine and finished off the old one
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>>85050209
this could have been good.
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who will win the footbald between us and Norwood
it is exciting, gents
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>>85050220
must be the need to regurgitate the same post in a new thread
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Get me a wantu cock up my arse right now x
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>>85050232
How many hours a day do you spend posting on 4chan, lad?
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DWP operatives telling you to be on the internet less, saying things like 'it is unattractive to ladies' to trick you
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>>85050239
ok lad we get it, you have control issues x
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Me? I'll continue to post in the other thread
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Fresh breadinghams

Home

X
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This is a nonce thread splitter thread.
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This is the nonce containment thread
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probably not worth ordering a pizza. it's clear i live the lifestyle i do, and i have no benzos/Z-pills in.

>>85050301
oh my days it is getting there at LIGHTNAN speed! what did you order?
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Me? Had a family sized lasagna earlier. Stuffed.
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ive realised that everything went wrong when i quit uni
shouldve just seen it through
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Boxroom control freak
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shut in sat in his room sweating the thread is a day old and he wants to post all his gimmicks again
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>>85050356
they used to be children when women weren't pathetic and had children
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I really need to stop bringing up O****** o* T*** the amount of trouble it's been causing here the past few days is a bit too much
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Hate the World Cup. Depressing every time. Always gets hyped up. Feel really nervous about losing and sick about losing. Then lose. Everyone makes fun of us. Literally no good emotions or experiences come out.
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just a couple days in the summer
we can stay in touch
youve got my number
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>>85050400
shame that lad
what about seeing the bird made you drop out
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Mums not watching the match she is too tired
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Never trust google maps. Went out earlier to find a tesco, nope couldn't find it, so check the nap and a sainsbury's 1 min away, nope, see an asda sign so walk there, not the best quality but I'm only after beer, nope fucking asda offices. Have my spliff outside their offices, walk back think I tootook a wrong turn somewhere so walk down a street, nope just a group of girls, 2 of them point different ways giving me directions, so I'm off for a beer in the hotel bar. Just want 1 nice cold beer, and maybe bring a rum and lemonade back to the room for muh bath.
Not going far for the next spliff, desu, literally sitting on the wall round the side of the hotel.
Millions of fit birds around, mental how one forgets about the IRL at times.
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what if we are wasting our lifes
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>>85050455
i gno i am lad
too lazy and pessimistic to do owt else
im souf but owt is a word i like btw
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>>85050452
the important part is that you had a mini adventure
what is it you're doing in Leeds?
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>>85050457
ive never been in a relationship so cant really relate but i hope things are better now
even if on bennies
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>>85050452
think the tescos is at the bottom of the dalek lad
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Real men will be watching the game with their mates and partners tonight.
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>>85050513
Will you be posting proof then little lad?
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>>85050513
ill be asleep hoping i dont wake up
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>>85050513
you mean the match?
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A couple of nerves were touched.
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Wonder if R and W will be watching the game tonight.
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3 - 1 to Norway, screenshot this
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Win or lose Chika will be in for a arse shagging tonight.
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>>85050467
Other than getting lost? Cardshow tomorrow, currently feeling awkward about sitting alone drinking when there's only a group of lassies (scottish but pure dunnae know from where)
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>>85050540
She'll be watching with a gob full of William's goo
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Win or lose helper will be in for a arse shagging tonight.
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>>85050540
Ruth will be in the Swan or the Slip with her eyes glued to the screen perving on the black 'English' lads.
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>>85050403
It's just kmong's latest reddit crusade. The remake announcement has reminded him all over again how much he hates people enjoying (popular thing).
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friend has just been to the gym and everyone was recording vlogs. it's just not going into my brain that this is real now.
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>>85050301
Garn bed made an asian veggie and rice bowl with onions sauce and this crushed lime and chili chickpea thing with spices on the side not very authentic but needed to use up tins in me cupboard.
Was surprisingly delicious considering I cant cook tip is to season heavy and use way more salt than you think. The umami food and drugs are sending me into a coma gonna go pass out.
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>>85050503
Seen a funky looking statue thing or maybe statue isn't the correct term, a colourful thing. Not going back out on the beer hunt again, got mi spot for now, plus bathtime soon, and another spliff of course.
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>>85050592
Has that lad who battered that table been on yet?
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>>85050610
flashscore
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surprised 7g lasted me as long as it did.

sort of sad now, though. because it's gone.
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>Then I made a post about black players names on 4chan mum and the whole thread fell on the floor laughing.
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>>85050630
me too
'cognised it instantly
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Literally nothing stopping you normie football fans starting a new containment thread for your normie sport game at 10pm. A new thread on r9k. For football, like normies watch. You are normies. You are not welcome here with you weak attempt at tribal masculinity when in reality you sit in that cuck chair cheering on the real men. You are comedically irrelevant, so stop shitting up this thread with your incessant fucking moaning. Take your groupthink elsewhere, you weak-willed simpletons.
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Ok, finish beer, go get hoody, go for another spliff, then maybe drum then bath time, and skin up a bedtime spliff.
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will be watching the football because i find it entertaining and exciting.
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Get me that shandy get me that microphone it karaoke time x

Freeze, I'm Welp Welper!
Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummies
This is the story of Welp Welper
The queerest lad from old Wunderland town

He was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland town
He was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled down
He had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at all
He was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bent
He left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rent
He took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strong

Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, he made Ahmed cum
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, Used condoms in bum
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, his batty unquenched
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stench
https://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
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Big man in his new thread with his bait and gimmicks. Just what is he like.
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>>85050675
same. dont really follow football really enjoyed the last game
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>>85050696
Just like having hhl back init
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Already eaten half my wooty snacks
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Need to be pure careful when I think, because sometimes I talk to myself, and now muh weakness is in the hotel (Scottish lassies) I need to be on the ball.
Hey it's ok thinking Scottish lasses sound fit af, but saying it outlook to yourself in a bar is not kewl.
Also, the intricacies of things, solo Scottish lass sat watching TV, I want to watch it, but can't go up and say a joke about wanting to watch TV, because iif she says join me, I'm thinking woohoo TV whereas she's thinking woohoo going to get mi clunge smashed.
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On holiday, would recommend, eating great food,people. Apply for a passport today, lasts 10 years, ees system took 2 minutes at border control
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>>85050750
are you going to watch the match?
maybe just be there watching the match. if you get talking you get talking, innit
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>>85050765
Not there to get talking, there to get a beer after muh spliff.
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there are just lesbian programmes on normal telly now, are there?
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>>85050760
You got a passport at the border? Guessing you're on about the uk.
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>>85050678
How many hours have you put into 4chan so far this week, lad?
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Do the one about women getting battered if England lose tonight XD
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Or should I do beer then spliff? Or, save fucking about, rum and lemonade then a spliff, or spliff then question the bar staff about taking a beer to the room, or quiz the receptionist on the way out for a spliff?
Corr, so many choices, whilst on holiday. Still fucken peckish as well, but will save food for tomorrow now.
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>>85050805
Well so far approximately 96 how about you? Jealous?
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if its illegal i dont mind it
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>>85050805
16 hours x 7 = 112 hours.
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Weird looking bIoke
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>>85050832
he looks like the lad who played Neville Longbottom.
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Sorry I forgot this little moan as well, everything is pay by card, I brought mostly cash, ffs.
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is this lad a Mackem
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I GET BUMMED DOWN
I GET BUMMED AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET BUMMED DOWN
I GET BUMMED AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN

Bumming the night away
Bumming the night awayyyy

He drinks a shandy drink
He drinks a WDK drink
He drinks a J2O drink
He drinks a wokkle drink

He sings the songs that remind him of the bum times
He sings the songs that remind him of the bumming times

OH BANTU BOY
BANTU BOY
BANTU BOOOOY
https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc?is=yeaBN7ueLhSgMKhL
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You're right, go for the spliff and see what happens. YOGGSOAHSTO, you only go get stoned outside a hotel several times once.
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>>85050873
Now That's What I Call BUMSESH
Helperhits 2026
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>>85050915
whats the stream about
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>>85050915
nice multitasking lad
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No Norwegian wollocks after this. A-ha one last times x
Haaland is banned from the wokkle bank permanently x

Spunk on me (Spunk on me)
Spunk on me (Spunk on me)
I'll be gaped
In a cock or twoooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
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>>85050946
nice
i thank him for his BRAVE service
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might see if i can shower before kick-off.
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He hates Sean because Sean got more attention than he does. Sad little lad.
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>>85050992
Trip on UK nappy lad stuttering spastic
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reckon its coming home tbqh lads
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>>85051006
I have a good feeling about this tournament
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Has the Dealer shorted you again or something tonight Sean? Don't take it out on the thread lad it isn't our fault.
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>>85051056
Shut your trap, mong.
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>>85051064
Only if they find out. SSM got a huge inheritance lump and still kept his bennies
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>>85051089
He had somebody drip feed it into his account it was quite obvious
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Kino is about to start
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Cum on england! Score some goals x
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>>85051109
Big brown Bengali Willy
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Hope Norway get kicked out sick to death of seeing that haaland cunt
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Hope England lose
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Normie scum
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Really hope England lose tonight
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i wanna live in heaven
i wanna reach closer to you
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Hydration breaks are haraam
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How many fucking ads
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Inshallah lads
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So many fucking ads ffs this is mad
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Me and Steve watching the wooty in his garden and it's lush x
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e vola vola si sa
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England are gonna lose. The white man will not prevail.
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Knee-taking time
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Wonder how big Mainoos willy is
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sara perche ti amo
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Got these for the match. Thanks mum.
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So, interesting development, those Scottish lasses, corr sat in the bar, I saw them when I went for a spliff, decided to walk down the side of the hotel out of the way, and the fucking sainsburys was behind the hotel. Mental, and think it's the universe playing with me.
And being serious, 1 Scottish lasses was talking about lads, then her mate's went to the rooms and she stayed. Eye fucking me as I cripple walk past. Wish I wasn't hairy, I'd have confidence then, but now? Just an awkward spazz. Can't just get in there and smash it immediately.
Also woohoo come on England. Spliff at half time of course.
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>>85051005
>>85051007
Like clockwork you fucking low IQ twat.
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Gaping Sean
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>>85051206
Didn't think you liked footy, Blad
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'sit true that i get a bank holidy if 'gland win?
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Football for 90 minutes and he's got a captive audience, here he goes posting about his thread dollies
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out of the shower, me.

no audio/commentary until my hair dries, albeit.
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CAM ON SCOOR SAM GOALS
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>>85051264
i c wat u did thar
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And you're here to read it all little Iid
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>>85051221
No not really no. But I have been enjoying watching the World Cup, I like the euros as well.
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Can literally (now I know) see it from my fucking room. Brilliant. Sainsbury's is circled.
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Ruth's tuppence tingling when she sees Madueke
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you remind me of someone that i forgot about
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8th Shandy garn down the hatch x
Not been this bloated since that masjid wukkake classic engorged tick style oh aye x
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hope the IRL HelperLad is at the pub with his gf.
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Enjoy the moaning, minuscule minded little lad x
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>>85051307
Spoiler, I'm not
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>>85051284
Is that a chuckle brothers mural lad?
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Demolished those Cheetos mega balls they have ripped the roof of me mouth! Fuckin ell!
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>not a single shot from either team yet
What a joke
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>>85051329
No, but it should be graffitied to look that way.
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>>85051326
did it not work out with that lass?
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>>85051361
>Remember when yankmong posted expecting a welcome back only to be told to jog on kekkinghams
No, I mustn't have been paying attention then.
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used to worry as a child that i only liked my Nintendo 64 games and the internet and not football
was scared that would mean that i'm 'gay' (trans people did not exist yet)
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Remember when dramamong posted when he seen a personality in the thread lolberg. Every. Single. Time.
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>>85051379
well it's nice you met someone on your intellectual level (however briefly)
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are people having a particularly bad day or something?

weird energy in the thread
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Personalities post and dramamong does his little dance for attention kekinghans
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Hydration break? More like bumming break and that is how it should be x
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water breaks are gay
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Hydration
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>>85051399
I think it's the heat mate it makes little lads go into a frenzy these days
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Oh fugg, think I'm in the gay part of Leeds as well, big old pride flag painted on a train bridge I saw whilst not finding a supermarket earlier, and gay anthems blasting now Kek.
Thought it was halftime but it's just murrican quartertime.
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>>85051426
should count as doping.
why is running around without water not considered a part of the sport?
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>>85051422
move on m8
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>>85051433
are you on a mad mish for booze?
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Are these so called personalities in the room with us now?
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Hydration break and the worst song in history playing in the background, modern footy is so jewed
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>>85051435
i've got a cracking discussion going on about whether lads have ever been in love.
some real hard-hitting stories ;__;
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>>85051451
it's a decent song IMO.
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lad needs to just go full Jude Lawe.
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>Reddit row
Cringe
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>>85051485
get them telt lad
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>>85051491
it's over at >>85050413, some really interesting discussions.
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>>85051435
No need for them to be here lad when mongs imply and or pretend they are so they can post their usual dross about them. You can't imagine how funny they think they are.
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Match stats are looking good in our favour lads
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>>85051507
you need to think less.
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Spoke to soon fucking hell
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HAHAHAHA GET IN
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Uh oh. What about the roses?
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Not fucking on this not fucking on.
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ohhh piss.
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Fucking bollocks shitford is 5ft 2 he couldn't defend that
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STARMER NEEDS TO INTERVENE IMMEDIATELY
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>>85051510
match stats dont know shit
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>Norway players have actual runes

what on earth
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woahahahaha
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>>85051444
No I was earlier but gave in, then found a sainsbury's when I snuck round the side of the hotel for a spliff. Mental as I'd walked for about 30 min (not far from the hotel, just basically walking round in circles).
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>what do you think, Woman?
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Bantu Deano going mental. It's coming home for Welperlid :(
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>>85051570
No you won't liar
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LMAO ENGLAND CAN'T EVEN BEAT MOROCCO
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>male pronouns
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>>85051604
We're not playing Morocco you spastic
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lad's 32. just shave it off man.
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JJJJJJJJJUUUDEEEEEEEEE X
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Get in lad
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>>85051611
prove it little lad
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>>85051570
What were you saying de lad?
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we are so back friends x
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Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude x
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Little lad spastic throwing his water bottle kek
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Me watchy England, they don't score, I watch goggles lopsided, they score.
I'll just watch goggleslops, maybe even go for my spliff then have a shower and finish mi rum and Pepsi off.
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You can entertain us at half time with one of your performances dramamong x
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Nostradamus over at >>85050549 still on track.
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Kane Kount Dracula with that hair line corr
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KKKKKKKKAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEE X
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How was that not a goal wtf?
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Sounds like they scored again. You're welcome lads, call me the 4th sub or whatever.
Piss, skin up, get high, shower n chill.
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Fucking offside
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Offside fuck off
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Told ye te pass it te fockin Bellington get in theeere
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Halftime get your dollies out dramamong
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Didn't know Jude was mixed race kek
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Need to get Mainoo on x
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GET FUCKED MORROCO YOU BUNCH OF WINDMILL SPASTICS
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>>85051722
Sorry but I'm not trusting anybody with an unattached limb on their shoulder, it's too weird.
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Gfberg cumming over tomorrow to git her dose of BWC, is she not

X
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Lots of military adverts on isn't there?
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I need a Kobbie Kobbie and Kobbie is what I need oh aye x

https://youtu.be/nFZP8zQ5kzk
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Can just tell that voice over woman on ITV is black
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>sexting with my "gf" on discord tomorrow, is it not
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wonder if wango is there
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>>85051770
they are DESPERATE
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>Widdecombe beaten to death
>England getting btfo by Norway

Pretty good week so far lads.
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Typical english goyim cattle clapping for Jewd
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Kane shoulda taken that desu
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>Jewd
Kek
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Love Saka he lush x
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Woah..so controversial.. so provocative
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>>85051792
i think she's Hispanic or whatever they call it
>>85051566
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>>85051810
Yea https://nitter.net/Tango1867/status/2075700407691518031
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cor Family Guy is on the other side
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Why don't you go and post in /sp/ you'll have a bigger audience, funny man x
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>>85051890
Think I'll post in here just to piss you off x
Seems like it's working x
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Oh noes, the roses...
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Not fucking on this get that magnet out that fucking ball and out that fucking net.
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VAR VAR VAR
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>>85051904
Think again, funny man x
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Bollocks is that a reason to overturn a goal
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LOL a get fucked haaland
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Wheheyyyyyy
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Me? Might go post in /spliff/, due to going outside again for a spliff. But drunk now so need to be a bit wary, I'm doing bad boy ting brrp brrp, but also, just weed innit.
Ok, let's do this.
*pops the ac on and sets it at 19*
Corr.
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>Family Guy tab and football tab share an audio/mute slider

and that's just fine is it, ITVX?
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Come on Jude you can do it x
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Do another funny post, funny man x
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>>85051955
Sounds like a browser issue. Firefox doesn't do that
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>>85051968
i am using Firefox ;_;
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Why isn't a top jester like you out with your mates tonight, making everyone in the pub laugh, funny man? x
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>>85051948
>ac
FOY
joking
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>>85052001
He's posting from the pub and showing all his mates our funny posts
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What we need is more black fellas on so we definitely don't score a single pen later
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>>85052001
Laughing at you being a try hard x
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Get Rooney kitted up and on he knows the score x
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Remember when that LARPing spastic said he was at the pub with his mates? Common show us proof little lad we're all waiting
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Try harder, funny man x
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>>85052033
Wazza was a right top shagger back in the day
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got some late night groceries on the way.

they are my entitlements, i can spend them on whatever i want. bread, energy drinks, ham, cheese, it's called CIVIL RIGHTS x
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>I'm not that try hard I'm a different try hard.
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I have conducted a sneezeington-on-the-naze

X
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>>85052008
Too much to type out, but you're right I should say the full name, sweet sweet cooling breath from heaven.
Not experienced it in a room before.
Nice and chill now, nae fucker about now.
Hotel entrance where the bollards are.
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>>85052051
Got any Nippits mate?
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They think it is ALL OVER
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>>85052075
no
they weren't an option
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Might batter me Doris since the footie is on.
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Ran out of that shandy and Deanos not sharing his stella with me x
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>>85052074
i envy you with your spliff + nightwalk + hotel.

just a guy, living his life.
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Penalties could be kino
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Jesternaxxing try hard x
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>>85052101
the real moni wouldn't care about football
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Haaland 90+8
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>>85052135
Only a retard would think I'm Moni.
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>Look mummy I'm justermaxxing on 4chan I'm the funniest man alive
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what's clever about Family Guy is, they make fun of all sides.

Seth MacFarlane survived the 9/11 plane so he's probably just unafraid of consequences forever.
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>>85052135
>>85052147
I like the international tournaments actually
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>>85052098
But you have to remember, and this is a crucial tip when trying to handle every day situations, shitty sideways pic without screenshotting it.
Gonna have a shower, then will give another spliff a serious consideration. I'll want some nicotine before bed, and if going on a 7 story mission then might as well have a spliff.
Got a good feeling about tomorrow, bet i find THE card I want, shame I can't remember it. There were 3 that made muh willy twitch, but I forgot to write them down.
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>Mum the thread is cracking up with my gags, gimmicks and impersonating
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Norway to win the penalties, screenshot this
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>>85052159
I'm just doing banter lad I'm jestermaxxing
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>>85052154
Kino quote by one of the south park lads, similar sentiment
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Might not have the spliff after the shower, just had a woooaaaahhhh duuuuude I feeeeeel fuuuuuuuurked moment.
But, I'm hardcore me, so might.
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Might flick my bean x
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God save Harry Kane x
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>>85052189
You have no bean lad.
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Dollymong in historic levels of meltdown as lads pretend to be his dollies
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>>85052194
You sound upset, funny man x
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Owww me foot hurts
Oops nevermind it's fine teehee
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do yous remember the England v Brazil quarter final in 2002?
our school opened up early in the morning so we could all go in and watch on the projector. couldn't get away with that these days
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It's going to go to penalties isn't it.
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>>85052145
Alright rother. Not the same anon but had a mate give me some the other week and it blew my socks off only managed half a J and then fell asleep.
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>Your order is officially en route.

oh my daisy days x
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VAR NEEDED
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>>85052200
You have no wit. Should have said more like punching the cucumber.
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Ref is an utter shambles not on at all x
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>>85052249
Don't bully my mate Sean
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is it no longer coming home?
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>>85052261
Thanks de lass x
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>>85052249
Only just worked it out that he's an unfunny little dickhead?
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>another 30 minutes of this
Oh my
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>>85052261
Lover has 5 letters and isnt spelled mate.
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We will not win on pens and bbc breakfast will be filled with hours of 'racist abuse on instagram against the 5 black England players who missed'. Hope i'm wrong.
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Deanos not happy come on England x
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CUM ON ENGLUND SCORE SUM FACKING PENULTEH GOLES YOU CAAAAAHNTS
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>>85052282
I'm sure a big man like you will soon recover x
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I dont want penaldies
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>>85052295
then stop being a RACIST fauxni
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Phwoar Moni doesn't want penalties. Best make a note of that in my personality adventures diary.
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CLACK is Wordle today btw
Since this place is normie central
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>>85052272
Nope, it was funny, but needing to explain it makes it less funny and more hurtful.
But, flicking the bean refers to the clitoris being stimulated, it is bean like, whereas moni doesn't have a bean, moni has a benis, which is akin to a cucumber when it (the beanis) is being stimulated. Therefore, IMO punching the cucumber is a good analogy.
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Just had a piss in the backyard because I don't want to miss the football if that's alright with you lot x
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If it's deleted, you know he is lurking lol
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>>85052322
puzzles are for smart/geeky people
you are just being mean to nerds, which is what normies do
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HEY JUUUDE X
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BELLINGHAM YET AGAIN COMMON LAD!
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I have not watched a single second of the world Cup this year.
Unfortunately i heard a football song in tesco earlier.
Ah, I went for a swim down the beach tonight. Very nice.
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Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude get in there oh aye x
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>>85050549
you owe me pounds.
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And it is GONE
Not me btw
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Deano in for lots of sloppy toppy tonight x
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Bellingham can give my bumhole a right good battering if he wants x
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Get me on that Shandy bass vibes
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>>85052324
That was cringe as fuck lad x
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do boys punjch their willys
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>>85052324
I agree punching the cucumber was funny unlike the little lad who try's hard to be funny and fails
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> The suspect, who is a white British national, is now in police custody.
As it should be
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American Dad on the other side after this wraps up, cor.
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That's it it coming home x
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Sir Lord David Beckham x
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Battering me Doris after this x
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>>85052371
True, but made ya wet, cucumber splash emoji.
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>>85052391
Paki
>>85052395
Faggot
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I await the inevitable disappointment with glee
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Our blacks are better than theirs x
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Was defo a foul
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stupid video camera decisions
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This refs a wrong'un
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>>85052411
Sticks and stones babe, sticks and stones
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>>85052411
Not a faggot x
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>>85052429
I've not posted on here in years. Got a pic of you?
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Last time I use mullvad :/
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Little lad up past his bedtime being a try hard 'funny' man x
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>>85052448
Check my OnlyFans x
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>>85052461
Wow, you actually made one? Kek.
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>>85052440
You are babe x
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>>85052462
No, that wasn't me. I have no recent pics.
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Wellingham wellying it ffs x
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>how dare he impersonate MY dollies >:(
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real Moni where is the blog update
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Bean flicking x
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>>85052440
you've been posting gay fan fic non stop for weeks now
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>>85052470
Moni hasn't posted here in over a year
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Bit demonic and evil this
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Violence against women is good because I'm not getting laid enough.
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>>85052475
Nope don't think I will
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>>85052489
Just woken up, Ruthmong?
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Get Terry and Ferdinand on x
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>>85052475
Obsessed with gay sex with brown men. He is a faggot frfr.
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>>85052488
Fuck wamas x
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cor delivery driver has stopped going back and forth on the same road for some reason.

probably putting off his stops while he watches the match. or this person at stop #2 is ringing him saying, 'mate i don't actually live in the middle of a roundabout with no houses.'
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twolls come and go but helperladposter stays and that is perhaps how it should be
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Keeper on a mad one
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Me and Jude x
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Me and Jude going to be Bantu bumming tonight oh aye x
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You're up late big man are you sure you can manage another 16 hours of 4chan tomorrow?
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Luv me nu DACberg me i do

X
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THEY'RE ROWING HOME
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>>85052584
Oh aye x and you'll be hear to read it all won't you little lad x
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3 - 2 to Norway, print this out
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>>85052593
Do you think because your life is 4chan it means we are all the same big man
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Going to have the full team hanging out of my botty in the changing rooms in 5 mins oh aye x
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>>85052593
How many hours have you dedicated to being on 4chan on Saturday, lad?
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>soundsp**er gets a DAC

you couldn't make it up
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Double dose of melty tonight
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Get Wude Wellingham to the wokkle bank right nows x
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>>85050143
> Who's gonna die tomorrow
Ken Bates dead
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Bude Jellinghan amirite x
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Bellinghams big brown bellend battering my benefits bratty botty it lush x
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Row your boat fucking homes x
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we did it dee lads
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>Look mummy I'm playing my special posting rules game so I'm the winner
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>>85052656
You tell em lid
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men would rather watch this than go to therapy.
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>>85052594
Waste of paper senpai
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Someone start a 4th britfeel for the post match x
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Three cocks at the wokkle bank
Welpers arse still gleaming
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Bedtime now big man, you have a full 16 hours of 4chan again tomorrow x
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Thinking about BBC (Big Bellingham Cock) x
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You're my wokkle bank
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Three cocks in my arse
My arsehole still is beaming
30 years of hurt!
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imagine being you.
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>>85052634
good riddance de lad x
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Janny gave the try hard a spanking in the last thread
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Interviewer stirring shit it not right not right at all x
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Lots of twolls got banished tonight janny on a mad one
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Have another go at trying hard to be funny tomorrow x
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>>85052789
Will do love x thanks for the support x
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>>85052764
can't believe the lad having a go at me about Zelda was them other lads too.

he needs knocking back to where he came from (like one of Twinrova's magic balls)
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every emotional gut-thinker knows how to think in booksmarts, even if they lack those gutsmarts
every brain thinking bookworm can't even act according to their feels, because their 'rational' mind gets in the way

just remember that the next time someone lets you win x
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>>85052798
Poor man's ebin
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*puts a TNT block in a furnace*

that's right i kjow all the Minecarf tricks x
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any old lads remember the good od days of the golden goal?
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Tunabury o'clock almost, is it

X
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If England win the world cup then I'll invite all of you to the wokkle bank x
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>>85052836
you JUST ate, lad.
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Final spliff of the day done, and there's a different vibe, not bad just everyone is drunk, and bouncer on the door now.
Oh well, I'm off to bed.
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Wonder if Welper wears Tena Men
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helper fuming off trip all night over the bantu bumming posts he's rattled and it's lush x
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>>85052906
More of a Huggies man myself x
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Norway won x
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remember getting a GeForce 5400 i think it was. had something like 64 MB of VRAM. my 12-year-old brain couldn't understand that: 64 megabytes, just for video memory.

could turn those pixel shaders on in Morrowind. slowed the game down to a crawl, but it's like there were TWO worlds at once: the world-world, and the reflected world. had never seen anything like that before.
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>>85052929
Is that why they're going home then?
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Love when bills line up just so and give me an extra 90 quid disposable income. It lush.
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mind you, that Jedi Academy came out and it was LUSH. just pure prancing around flying a light-sword about like it was nobody's business.

Half-Life 2 ruined everything. too advanced, even in 1024x768 it ran like a snail game. imagine releasing a game for a console and saying 'oops it was actually for the NEXT console' everyone would be upset.
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>>85053000
Played tons of Jedi academy 2 on the GameCube the mutiplayer on it was great
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>oh you thought Star Wars was about the adventures of your favourite novel OCs? WRONG it's now about SPOOKY DEMON MEN from BEYOND THE STARS.

what a time to enjoy this beautiful clusterfudge.
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Me and Deano got our matching Xhaka tops on x
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You not watching the UFC little laddington?
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think i might get into 'wanking' and become a 'wanker'.
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Anyone watching the Argentina v Switzerland game?
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Not right what them argies are doing x
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>>85052802
I'm not, I deleted my own posts when the new thread was made, felt like it was done with.
>>85052814
Yeah of course you're qualified to lecture us all on how life works, we're just a captive audience for your stunning profound insights, the whole world is really.
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Notice how he had to throw in a little follow-up like a movie villain that amounts to "FYI I'm smarter and one step ahead of everyone :)" lol what a cretin really.
In reality you're not a gut feeling thinker, you're basically an autistic with how persistently self-absorbed you are.
You're not a booksmart thinker, you're self-educated on wikipedia from being an internet addict.
Seriously look at the self-aggrandisement. "knows how to think in booksmarts". Yeah I'm both me I'm the whole package. My enemies? Retarded, spackers. Haha. Transparent sociopath.
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>>85053372
are they trying to get Malta back from us again?
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replaying that Sonic Mania and it is LUSH
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>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-rejects-us-talks-mojtaba-calls-vengeance-trump-warns-1000-missiles-are-locked
>ZOGington pounding the persoid aryans rn

Predictable innit
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>>85053469
praying for all our brothers (civilians) in Iran.
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>>85053389
Janny deleted some of mine ITT and I got a temp ban (over now) is what it is
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Me and Deano tucked up in bed watching that wooty match x
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Saturday night melty x
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Shocker of a matchberg so far ngl
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>Log into spotiberg
>There's a "looksmaxxing podcast" being advertised on the frontpage

Yeah i'm finkin' incel GODS won
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>sexhaver tells incels they're right

not your decisions to make x
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Ejaculating
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>>85053939
you stole this from me
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are citizens equal, or is a man who has children more important than a man who does not?
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>>85054114
For every white sprog we have to import one less brown
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Fucked up after watching footy at the pub, absolutely spackered
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The barmaid there knows me. I'm going to go to that pub at 11am when she opens up for a beer. I'm going to be wearing a bra and knickers under my footy shirt and joggers. I hope she notices and says something
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>>85054222
You know, like I'm hoping she notices my bra straps or something
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Unbelievably horrid recommendations by the spoti algoberg rn, holy fuck
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Greenis
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>>85054519
Peenis
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>>85054519
stop leaking, /who/
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>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/muhammad-tops-baby-boys-names-england-and-wales-third-straight-year

Ooff madonne innit
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>>85054763
How it should be x lush
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>>85054519
>Greenis is leaking
please do not do this
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Line up asap for a three course meal on my battycrease xx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3jexVJfIg

Good kinegraphy, this
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ive been chudding out about the england team but supposedly we get a bank holiday if they win so i support them now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ZrIDvqlic
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There will be no bank holiday
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Engerland scored some fackin goalz
Macgregor the rapist got BTFOd
It was a good night
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>>85055472
hopefully argentina beat them then
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Welper on all fours wretching heavily, his back arches and his chest heaves, saliva pours from his mouth and his eyes bulge before vomiting up a huge slime covered ball of used condoms all tangled into a grisly mass.
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Creaming on Cammy the bulls cock x
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Welper squeezing a nice refreshing glass of Hole Milk from his nappy.
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>>85053503
Praying for the use of white phosphorus. Fuck 'em.
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>Still coming across longarse strands of the Gfberg's hair within the bathroom after more than one week

ckin ell
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Fell asleep for the extra time in the Argies game didn't i. It's no time for me that, 4am. Morning liddington me.
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Leg aching
Hemorrhoids kicking the shit out of me
Doubt and insecurities racing through muh mind
It's fucken pokemon card super fest day, woohoo.
Time for painkillers, some energy drink, a spliff and a COME ON LAD YA CAN DO IT motivational speech in muh head.
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Lads, any reports or Norwegians rioting in London?
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>>85055941
No lad. They're scared to because they know you'll make edgy posts about them on an anonymous message board
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>>85055941
My Fjord Fren went mental. Had to get the spark frogs in to put him to sleep then they threw a cheeky right hook at me when they left and sparked me out too. Feel Streets in flames.
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Interesting is it not
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Get in Dee lads a good story
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It appears as though i have let loose a fartington

X
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Had muh spliff, sorted some Scottish lad a tiny bit for a spliff, chatting in the lift, making a lass laugh, decided dont need that motivational speech when I exist.
*does muscleman poses in the mirror*
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>>85055987
Serious mental illness. I'd feel bad for the lad if he wouldn't seek it out himself on multiple IPs day after day after day.
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>>85056015
at what point do normrightoids get bored of talking about slags getting pwned by BAMEs
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So what you're saying is that the Norwegians in London didn't riot in the street and burn cars and throw rocks at people?

Interesting.
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going for a drive on gta to clear my head
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Off to beddingbury

Might get 2-3 hours of sleep in before the gf arrives if i'm lucky

Phwoar, that

X
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>>85056110
Forrin, but wrong colour of forrin, so wouldn't be tolerated.
I know, it is confusing, but that's racismwang
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Can someone explain to me why there weren't any Norwegian riots in London? I just don't get it.
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your new sunday thread awaits
>>85056170
>>85056170
>>85056170
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>>85055987
That guy's fucked in the head, genuinely sad
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Sucking smelly willies xx
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>aufmacher-aus-heft
Forren agents at work



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