Dermot Murnaghan RIP editionWho's gonna die tomorrow remixDying light of the previous threadberghttps://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/85042170/britfeel#bottomThank you for your attention to this matter!
inb4 the HelperLad insult inevitability.
Welper is probably on his tenth cock of the night by now. He'll be too cumdrunk for the footie x
Welper with his thong around his ankles and a Bantu up his arsehole
i wish pizza places could outright state like:>this will be a crisp, dry 'zavs>this will be greasy slopsometimes you want one, sometimes you want the other.
>>85050143Why does it bother you when the thread is 24 hours old that you have to make a new one?
we could have had a new thread for the match at nine and finished off the old one
>>85050209this could have been good.
who will win the footbald between us and Norwoodit is exciting, gents
>>85050220must be the need to regurgitate the same post in a new thread
Get me a wantu cock up my arse right now x
>>85050232How many hours a day do you spend posting on 4chan, lad?
DWP operatives telling you to be on the internet less, saying things like 'it is unattractive to ladies' to trick you
>>85050239ok lad we get it, you have control issues x
Me? I'll continue to post in the other thread
Fresh breadinghamsHomeX
This is a nonce thread splitter thread.
This is the nonce containment thread
probably not worth ordering a pizza. it's clear i live the lifestyle i do, and i have no benzos/Z-pills in.>>85050301oh my days it is getting there at LIGHTNAN speed! what did you order?
Me? Had a family sized lasagna earlier. Stuffed.
ive realised that everything went wrong when i quit unishouldve just seen it through
Boxroom control freak
shut in sat in his room sweating the thread is a day old and he wants to post all his gimmicks again
>>85050356they used to be children when women weren't pathetic and had children
I really need to stop bringing up O****** o* T*** the amount of trouble it's been causing here the past few days is a bit too much
Hate the World Cup. Depressing every time. Always gets hyped up. Feel really nervous about losing and sick about losing. Then lose. Everyone makes fun of us. Literally no good emotions or experiences come out.
just a couple days in the summerwe can stay in touchyouve got my number
>>85050400shame that ladwhat about seeing the bird made you drop out
Mums not watching the match she is too tired
Never trust google maps. Went out earlier to find a tesco, nope couldn't find it, so check the nap and a sainsbury's 1 min away, nope, see an asda sign so walk there, not the best quality but I'm only after beer, nope fucking asda offices. Have my spliff outside their offices, walk back think I tootook a wrong turn somewhere so walk down a street, nope just a group of girls, 2 of them point different ways giving me directions, so I'm off for a beer in the hotel bar. Just want 1 nice cold beer, and maybe bring a rum and lemonade back to the room for muh bath.Not going far for the next spliff, desu, literally sitting on the wall round the side of the hotel.Millions of fit birds around, mental how one forgets about the IRL at times.
what if we are wasting our lifes
>>85050455i gno i am ladtoo lazy and pessimistic to do owt elseim souf but owt is a word i like btw
>>85050452the important part is that you had a mini adventurewhat is it you're doing in Leeds?
>>85050457ive never been in a relationship so cant really relate but i hope things are better noweven if on bennies
>>85050452think the tescos is at the bottom of the dalek lad
Real men will be watching the game with their mates and partners tonight.
>>85050513Will you be posting proof then little lad?
>>85050513ill be asleep hoping i dont wake up
>>85050513you mean the match?
A couple of nerves were touched.
Wonder if R and W will be watching the game tonight.
3 - 1 to Norway, screenshot this
Win or lose Chika will be in for a arse shagging tonight.
>>85050467Other than getting lost? Cardshow tomorrow, currently feeling awkward about sitting alone drinking when there's only a group of lassies (scottish but pure dunnae know from where)
>>85050540She'll be watching with a gob full of William's goo
Win or lose helper will be in for a arse shagging tonight.
>>85050540Ruth will be in the Swan or the Slip with her eyes glued to the screen perving on the black 'English' lads.
>>85050403It's just kmong's latest reddit crusade. The remake announcement has reminded him all over again how much he hates people enjoying (popular thing).
friend has just been to the gym and everyone was recording vlogs. it's just not going into my brain that this is real now.
>>85050301Garn bed made an asian veggie and rice bowl with onions sauce and this crushed lime and chili chickpea thing with spices on the side not very authentic but needed to use up tins in me cupboard.Was surprisingly delicious considering I cant cook tip is to season heavy and use way more salt than you think. The umami food and drugs are sending me into a coma gonna go pass out.
>>85050503Seen a funky looking statue thing or maybe statue isn't the correct term, a colourful thing. Not going back out on the beer hunt again, got mi spot for now, plus bathtime soon, and another spliff of course.
>>85050592Has that lad who battered that table been on yet?
>>85050610flashscore
surprised 7g lasted me as long as it did.sort of sad now, though. because it's gone.
>Then I made a post about black players names on 4chan mum and the whole thread fell on the floor laughing.
>>85050630me too'cognised it instantly
Literally nothing stopping you normie football fans starting a new containment thread for your normie sport game at 10pm. A new thread on r9k. For football, like normies watch. You are normies. You are not welcome here with you weak attempt at tribal masculinity when in reality you sit in that cuck chair cheering on the real men. You are comedically irrelevant, so stop shitting up this thread with your incessant fucking moaning. Take your groupthink elsewhere, you weak-willed simpletons.
Ok, finish beer, go get hoody, go for another spliff, then maybe drum then bath time, and skin up a bedtime spliff.
will be watching the football because i find it entertaining and exciting.
Get me that shandy get me that microphone it karaoke time xFreeze, I'm Welp Welper!Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummiesThis is the story of Welp WelperThe queerest lad from old Wunderland townHe was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled downHe had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at allHe was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bentHe left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rentHe took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strongWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, he made Ahmed cumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, Used condoms in bumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his batty unquenchedWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stenchhttps://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
Big man in his new thread with his bait and gimmicks. Just what is he like.
>>85050675same. dont really follow football really enjoyed the last game
>>85050696Just like having hhl back init
Already eaten half my wooty snacks
Need to be pure careful when I think, because sometimes I talk to myself, and now muh weakness is in the hotel (Scottish lassies) I need to be on the ball.Hey it's ok thinking Scottish lasses sound fit af, but saying it outlook to yourself in a bar is not kewl.Also, the intricacies of things, solo Scottish lass sat watching TV, I want to watch it, but can't go up and say a joke about wanting to watch TV, because iif she says join me, I'm thinking woohoo TV whereas she's thinking woohoo going to get mi clunge smashed.
On holiday, would recommend, eating great food,people. Apply for a passport today, lasts 10 years, ees system took 2 minutes at border control
>>85050750are you going to watch the match?maybe just be there watching the match. if you get talking you get talking, innit
>>85050765Not there to get talking, there to get a beer after muh spliff.
there are just lesbian programmes on normal telly now, are there?
>>85050760You got a passport at the border? Guessing you're on about the uk.
>>85050678How many hours have you put into 4chan so far this week, lad?
Do the one about women getting battered if England lose tonight XD
Or should I do beer then spliff? Or, save fucking about, rum and lemonade then a spliff, or spliff then question the bar staff about taking a beer to the room, or quiz the receptionist on the way out for a spliff?Corr, so many choices, whilst on holiday. Still fucken peckish as well, but will save food for tomorrow now.
>>85050805Well so far approximately 96 how about you? Jealous?
if its illegal i dont mind it
>>8505080516 hours x 7 = 112 hours.
Weird looking bIoke
>>85050832he looks like the lad who played Neville Longbottom.
Sorry I forgot this little moan as well, everything is pay by card, I brought mostly cash, ffs.
is this lad a Mackem
I GET BUMMED DOWN I GET BUMMED AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET BUMMED DOWN I GET BUMMED AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN Bumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyy He drinks a shandy drink He drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a J2O drinkHe drinks a wokkle drink He sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH BANTU BOY BANTU BOY BANTU BOOOOYhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc?is=yeaBN7ueLhSgMKhL
You're right, go for the spliff and see what happens. YOGGSOAHSTO, you only go get stoned outside a hotel several times once.
>>85050873Now That's What I Call BUMSESHHelperhits 2026
>>85050915whats the stream about
>>85050915nice multitasking lad
No Norwegian wollocks after this. A-ha one last times xHaaland is banned from the wokkle bank permanently xSpunk on me (Spunk on me)Spunk on me (Spunk on me)I'll be gapedIn a cock or twoooooooooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
>>85050946nicei thank him for his BRAVE service
might see if i can shower before kick-off.
He hates Sean because Sean got more attention than he does. Sad little lad.
>>85050992Trip on UK nappy lad stuttering spastic
reckon its coming home tbqh lads
>>85051006I have a good feeling about this tournament
Has the Dealer shorted you again or something tonight Sean? Don't take it out on the thread lad it isn't our fault.
>>85051056Shut your trap, mong.
>>85051064Only if they find out. SSM got a huge inheritance lump and still kept his bennies
>>85051089He had somebody drip feed it into his account it was quite obvious
Kino is about to start
Cum on england! Score some goals x
>>85051109Big brown Bengali Willy
Hope Norway get kicked out sick to death of seeing that haaland cunt
Hope England lose
Normie scum
Really hope England lose tonight
i wanna live in heaveni wanna reach closer to you
Hydration breaks are haraam
How many fucking ads
Inshallah lads
So many fucking ads ffs this is mad
Me and Steve watching the wooty in his garden and it's lush x
e vola vola si sa
England are gonna lose. The white man will not prevail.
Knee-taking time
Wonder how big Mainoos willy is
sara perche ti amo
Got these for the match. Thanks mum.
So, interesting development, those Scottish lasses, corr sat in the bar, I saw them when I went for a spliff, decided to walk down the side of the hotel out of the way, and the fucking sainsburys was behind the hotel. Mental, and think it's the universe playing with me.And being serious, 1 Scottish lasses was talking about lads, then her mate's went to the rooms and she stayed. Eye fucking me as I cripple walk past. Wish I wasn't hairy, I'd have confidence then, but now? Just an awkward spazz. Can't just get in there and smash it immediately. Also woohoo come on England. Spliff at half time of course.
>>85051005>>85051007Like clockwork you fucking low IQ twat.
Gaping Sean
>>85051206Didn't think you liked footy, Blad
'sit true that i get a bank holidy if 'gland win?
Football for 90 minutes and he's got a captive audience, here he goes posting about his thread dollies
out of the shower, me.no audio/commentary until my hair dries, albeit.
CAM ON SCOOR SAM GOALS
>>85051264i c wat u did thar
And you're here to read it all little Iid
>>85051221No not really no. But I have been enjoying watching the World Cup, I like the euros as well.
Can literally (now I know) see it from my fucking room. Brilliant. Sainsbury's is circled.
Ruth's tuppence tingling when she sees Madueke
you remind me of someone that i forgot about
8th Shandy garn down the hatch xNot been this bloated since that masjid wukkake classic engorged tick style oh aye x
hope the IRL HelperLad is at the pub with his gf.
Enjoy the moaning, minuscule minded little lad x
>>85051307Spoiler, I'm not
>>85051284Is that a chuckle brothers mural lad?
Demolished those Cheetos mega balls they have ripped the roof of me mouth! Fuckin ell!
>not a single shot from either team yetWhat a joke
>>85051329No, but it should be graffitied to look that way.
>>85051326did it not work out with that lass?
>>85051361>Remember when yankmong posted expecting a welcome back only to be told to jog on kekkinghamsNo, I mustn't have been paying attention then.
used to worry as a child that i only liked my Nintendo 64 games and the internet and not footballwas scared that would mean that i'm 'gay' (trans people did not exist yet)
Remember when dramamong posted when he seen a personality in the thread lolberg. Every. Single. Time.
>>85051379well it's nice you met someone on your intellectual level (however briefly)
are people having a particularly bad day or something?weird energy in the thread
Personalities post and dramamong does his little dance for attention kekinghans
Hydration break? More like bumming break and that is how it should be x
water breaks are gay
Hydration
>>85051399I think it's the heat mate it makes little lads go into a frenzy these days
Oh fugg, think I'm in the gay part of Leeds as well, big old pride flag painted on a train bridge I saw whilst not finding a supermarket earlier, and gay anthems blasting now Kek. Thought it was halftime but it's just murrican quartertime.
>>85051426should count as doping.why is running around without water not considered a part of the sport?
>>85051422move on m8
>>85051433are you on a mad mish for booze?
Are these so called personalities in the room with us now?
Hydration break and the worst song in history playing in the background, modern footy is so jewed
>>85051435i've got a cracking discussion going on about whether lads have ever been in love.some real hard-hitting stories ;__;
>>85051451it's a decent song IMO.
lad needs to just go full Jude Lawe.
>Reddit rowCringe
>>85051485get them telt lad
>>85051491it's over at >>85050413, some really interesting discussions.
>>85051435No need for them to be here lad when mongs imply and or pretend they are so they can post their usual dross about them. You can't imagine how funny they think they are.
Match stats are looking good in our favour lads
>>85051507you need to think less.
Spoke to soon fucking hell
HAHAHAHA GET IN
Uh oh. What about the roses?
Not fucking on this not fucking on.
ohhh piss.
Fucking bollocks shitford is 5ft 2 he couldn't defend that
STARMER NEEDS TO INTERVENE IMMEDIATELY
>>85051510match stats dont know shit
>Norway players have actual runeswhat on earth
woahahahaha
>>85051444No I was earlier but gave in, then found a sainsbury's when I snuck round the side of the hotel for a spliff. Mental as I'd walked for about 30 min (not far from the hotel, just basically walking round in circles).
>what do you think, Woman?
Bantu Deano going mental. It's coming home for Welperlid :(
>>85051570No you won't liar
LMAO ENGLAND CAN'T EVEN BEAT MOROCCO
>male pronouns
>>85051604We're not playing Morocco you spastic
lad's 32. just shave it off man.
JJJJJJJJJUUUDEEEEEEEEE X
Get in lad
>>85051611prove it little lad
>>85051570What were you saying de lad?
we are so back friends x
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude x
Little lad spastic throwing his water bottle kek
Me watchy England, they don't score, I watch goggles lopsided, they score. I'll just watch goggleslops, maybe even go for my spliff then have a shower and finish mi rum and Pepsi off.
You can entertain us at half time with one of your performances dramamong x
Nostradamus over at >>85050549 still on track.
Kane Kount Dracula with that hair line corr
KKKKKKKKAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEE X
How was that not a goal wtf?
Sounds like they scored again. You're welcome lads, call me the 4th sub or whatever.Piss, skin up, get high, shower n chill.
Fucking offside
Offside fuck off
Told ye te pass it te fockin Bellington get in theeere
Halftime get your dollies out dramamong
Didn't know Jude was mixed race kek
Need to get Mainoo on x
GET FUCKED MORROCO YOU BUNCH OF WINDMILL SPASTICS
>>85051722Sorry but I'm not trusting anybody with an unattached limb on their shoulder, it's too weird.
Gfberg cumming over tomorrow to git her dose of BWC, is she notX
Lots of military adverts on isn't there?
I need a Kobbie Kobbie and Kobbie is what I need oh aye xhttps://youtu.be/nFZP8zQ5kzk
Can just tell that voice over woman on ITV is black
>sexting with my "gf" on discord tomorrow, is it not
wonder if wango is there
>>85051770they are DESPERATE
>Widdecombe beaten to death >England getting btfo by Norway Pretty good week so far lads.
Typical english goyim cattle clapping for Jewd
Kane shoulda taken that desu
>JewdKek
Love Saka he lush x
Woah..so controversial.. so provocative
>>85051792i think she's Hispanic or whatever they call it>>85051566
>>85051810Yea https://nitter.net/Tango1867/status/2075700407691518031
cor Family Guy is on the other side
Why don't you go and post in /sp/ you'll have a bigger audience, funny man x
>>85051890Think I'll post in here just to piss you off x Seems like it's working x
Oh noes, the roses...
Not fucking on this get that magnet out that fucking ball and out that fucking net.
VAR VAR VAR
>>85051904Think again, funny man x
Bollocks is that a reason to overturn a goal
LOL a get fucked haaland
Wheheyyyyyy
Me? Might go post in /spliff/, due to going outside again for a spliff. But drunk now so need to be a bit wary, I'm doing bad boy ting brrp brrp, but also, just weed innit. Ok, let's do this.*pops the ac on and sets it at 19*Corr.
>Family Guy tab and football tab share an audio/mute sliderand that's just fine is it, ITVX?
Come on Jude you can do it x
Do another funny post, funny man x
>>85051955Sounds like a browser issue. Firefox doesn't do that
>>85051968i am using Firefox ;_;
Why isn't a top jester like you out with your mates tonight, making everyone in the pub laugh, funny man? x
>>85051948>acFOYjoking
>>85052001He's posting from the pub and showing all his mates our funny posts
What we need is more black fellas on so we definitely don't score a single pen later
>>85052001Laughing at you being a try hard x
Get Rooney kitted up and on he knows the score x
Remember when that LARPing spastic said he was at the pub with his mates? Common show us proof little lad we're all waiting
Try harder, funny man x
>>85052033Wazza was a right top shagger back in the day
got some late night groceries on the way.they are my entitlements, i can spend them on whatever i want. bread, energy drinks, ham, cheese, it's called CIVIL RIGHTS x
>I'm not that try hard I'm a different try hard.
I have conducted a sneezeington-on-the-nazeX
>>85052008Too much to type out, but you're right I should say the full name, sweet sweet cooling breath from heaven.Not experienced it in a room before. Nice and chill now, nae fucker about now.Hotel entrance where the bollards are.
>>85052051Got any Nippits mate?
They think it is ALL OVER
>>85052075nothey weren't an option
Might batter me Doris since the footie is on.
Ran out of that shandy and Deanos not sharing his stella with me x
>>85052074i envy you with your spliff + nightwalk + hotel.just a guy, living his life.
Penalties could be kino
Jesternaxxing try hard x
>>85052101the real moni wouldn't care about football
Haaland 90+8
>>85052135Only a retard would think I'm Moni.
>Look mummy I'm justermaxxing on 4chan I'm the funniest man alive
what's clever about Family Guy is, they make fun of all sides.Seth MacFarlane survived the 9/11 plane so he's probably just unafraid of consequences forever.
>>85052135>>85052147I like the international tournaments actually
>>85052098But you have to remember, and this is a crucial tip when trying to handle every day situations, shitty sideways pic without screenshotting it.Gonna have a shower, then will give another spliff a serious consideration. I'll want some nicotine before bed, and if going on a 7 story mission then might as well have a spliff.Got a good feeling about tomorrow, bet i find THE card I want, shame I can't remember it. There were 3 that made muh willy twitch, but I forgot to write them down.
>Mum the thread is cracking up with my gags, gimmicks and impersonating
Norway to win the penalties, screenshot this
>>85052159I'm just doing banter lad I'm jestermaxxing
>>85052154Kino quote by one of the south park lads, similar sentiment
Might not have the spliff after the shower, just had a woooaaaahhhh duuuuude I feeeeeel fuuuuuuuurked moment.But, I'm hardcore me, so might.
Might flick my bean x
God save Harry Kane x
>>85052189You have no bean lad.
Dollymong in historic levels of meltdown as lads pretend to be his dollies
>>85052194You sound upset, funny man x
Owww me foot hurtsOops nevermind it's fine teehee
do yous remember the England v Brazil quarter final in 2002?our school opened up early in the morning so we could all go in and watch on the projector. couldn't get away with that these days
It's going to go to penalties isn't it.
>>85052145Alright rother. Not the same anon but had a mate give me some the other week and it blew my socks off only managed half a J and then fell asleep.
>Your order is officially en route.oh my daisy days x
VAR NEEDED
>>85052200You have no wit. Should have said more like punching the cucumber.
Ref is an utter shambles not on at all x
>>85052249Don't bully my mate Sean
is it no longer coming home?
>>85052261Thanks de lass x
>>85052249Only just worked it out that he's an unfunny little dickhead?
>another 30 minutes of thisOh my
>>85052261Lover has 5 letters and isnt spelled mate.
We will not win on pens and bbc breakfast will be filled with hours of 'racist abuse on instagram against the 5 black England players who missed'. Hope i'm wrong.
Deanos not happy come on England x
CUM ON ENGLUND SCORE SUM FACKING PENULTEH GOLES YOU CAAAAAHNTS
>>85052282I'm sure a big man like you will soon recover x
I dont want penaldies
>>85052295then stop being a RACIST fauxni
Phwoar Moni doesn't want penalties. Best make a note of that in my personality adventures diary.
CLACK is Wordle today btwSince this place is normie central
>>85052272Nope, it was funny, but needing to explain it makes it less funny and more hurtful.But, flicking the bean refers to the clitoris being stimulated, it is bean like, whereas moni doesn't have a bean, moni has a benis, which is akin to a cucumber when it (the beanis) is being stimulated. Therefore, IMO punching the cucumber is a good analogy.
Just had a piss in the backyard because I don't want to miss the football if that's alright with you lot x
If it's deleted, you know he is lurking lol
>>85052322puzzles are for smart/geeky peopleyou are just being mean to nerds, which is what normies do
HEY JUUUDE X
BELLINGHAM YET AGAIN COMMON LAD!
I have not watched a single second of the world Cup this year.Unfortunately i heard a football song in tesco earlier.Ah, I went for a swim down the beach tonight. Very nice.
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude get in there oh aye x
>>85050549you owe me pounds.
And it is GONENot me btw
Deano in for lots of sloppy toppy tonight x
Bellingham can give my bumhole a right good battering if he wants x
Get me on that Shandy bass vibes
>>85052324That was cringe as fuck lad x
do boys punjch their willys
>>85052324I agree punching the cucumber was funny unlike the little lad who try's hard to be funny and fails
> The suspect, who is a white British national, is now in police custody.As it should be
American Dad on the other side after this wraps up, cor.
That's it it coming home x
Sir Lord David Beckham x
Battering me Doris after this x
>>85052371True, but made ya wet, cucumber splash emoji.
>>85052391Paki>>85052395Faggot
I await the inevitable disappointment with glee
Our blacks are better than theirs x
Was defo a foul
stupid video camera decisions
This refs a wrong'un
>>85052411Sticks and stones babe, sticks and stones
>>85052411Not a faggot x
>>85052429I've not posted on here in years. Got a pic of you?
Last time I use mullvad :/
Little lad up past his bedtime being a try hard 'funny' man x
>>85052448Check my OnlyFans x
>>85052461Wow, you actually made one? Kek.
>>85052440You are babe x
>>85052462No, that wasn't me. I have no recent pics.
Wellingham wellying it ffs x
>how dare he impersonate MY dollies >:(
real Moni where is the blog update
Bean flicking x
>>85052440you've been posting gay fan fic non stop for weeks now
>>85052470Moni hasn't posted here in over a year
Bit demonic and evil this
Violence against women is good because I'm not getting laid enough.
>>85052475Nope don't think I will
>>85052489Just woken up, Ruthmong?
Get Terry and Ferdinand on x
>>85052475Obsessed with gay sex with brown men. He is a faggot frfr.
>>85052488Fuck wamas x
cor delivery driver has stopped going back and forth on the same road for some reason.probably putting off his stops while he watches the match. or this person at stop #2 is ringing him saying, 'mate i don't actually live in the middle of a roundabout with no houses.'
twolls come and go but helperladposter stays and that is perhaps how it should be
Keeper on a mad one
Me and Jude x
Me and Jude going to be Bantu bumming tonight oh aye x
You're up late big man are you sure you can manage another 16 hours of 4chan tomorrow?
Luv me nu DACberg me i doX
THEY'RE ROWING HOME
>>85052584Oh aye x and you'll be hear to read it all won't you little lad x
3 - 2 to Norway, print this out
>>85052593Do you think because your life is 4chan it means we are all the same big man
Going to have the full team hanging out of my botty in the changing rooms in 5 mins oh aye x
>>85052593How many hours have you dedicated to being on 4chan on Saturday, lad?
>soundsp**er gets a DACyou couldn't make it up
Double dose of melty tonight
Get Wude Wellingham to the wokkle bank right nows x
>>85050143> Who's gonna die tomorrowKen Bates dead
Bude Jellinghan amirite x
Bellinghams big brown bellend battering my benefits bratty botty it lush x
Row your boat fucking homes x
we did it dee lads
>Look mummy I'm playing my special posting rules game so I'm the winner
>>85052656You tell em lid
men would rather watch this than go to therapy.
>>85052594Waste of paper senpai
Someone start a 4th britfeel for the post match x
Three cocks at the wokkle bankWelpers arse still gleaming
Bedtime now big man, you have a full 16 hours of 4chan again tomorrow x
Thinking about BBC (Big Bellingham Cock) x
You're my wokkle bank
Three cocks in my arseMy arsehole still is beaming 30 years of hurt!
imagine being you.
>>85052634good riddance de lad x
Janny gave the try hard a spanking in the last thread>Searching for posts in thread #85042170 and that have been deleted. 13 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/85042170/deleted/deleted/page/1/
Interviewer stirring shit it not right not right at all x
Lots of twolls got banished tonight janny on a mad one
Have another go at trying hard to be funny tomorrow x
>>85052789Will do love x thanks for the support x
>>85052764can't believe the lad having a go at me about Zelda was them other lads too.he needs knocking back to where he came from (like one of Twinrova's magic balls)
every emotional gut-thinker knows how to think in booksmarts, even if they lack those gutsmartsevery brain thinking bookworm can't even act according to their feels, because their 'rational' mind gets in the wayjust remember that the next time someone lets you win x
>>85052798Poor man's ebin
*puts a TNT block in a furnace*that's right i kjow all the Minecarf tricks x
any old lads remember the good od days of the golden goal?
Tunabury o'clock almost, is itX
If England win the world cup then I'll invite all of you to the wokkle bank x
>>85052836you JUST ate, lad.
Final spliff of the day done, and there's a different vibe, not bad just everyone is drunk, and bouncer on the door now.Oh well, I'm off to bed.
Wonder if Welper wears Tena Men
helper fuming off trip all night over the bantu bumming posts he's rattled and it's lush x
>>85052906More of a Huggies man myself x
Norway won x
remember getting a GeForce 5400 i think it was. had something like 64 MB of VRAM. my 12-year-old brain couldn't understand that: 64 megabytes, just for video memory.could turn those pixel shaders on in Morrowind. slowed the game down to a crawl, but it's like there were TWO worlds at once: the world-world, and the reflected world. had never seen anything like that before.
>>85052929Is that why they're going home then?
Love when bills line up just so and give me an extra 90 quid disposable income. It lush.
mind you, that Jedi Academy came out and it was LUSH. just pure prancing around flying a light-sword about like it was nobody's business.Half-Life 2 ruined everything. too advanced, even in 1024x768 it ran like a snail game. imagine releasing a game for a console and saying 'oops it was actually for the NEXT console' everyone would be upset.
>>85053000Played tons of Jedi academy 2 on the GameCube the mutiplayer on it was great
>oh you thought Star Wars was about the adventures of your favourite novel OCs? WRONG it's now about SPOOKY DEMON MEN from BEYOND THE STARS.what a time to enjoy this beautiful clusterfudge.
Me and Deano got our matching Xhaka tops on x
You not watching the UFC little laddington?
think i might get into 'wanking' and become a 'wanker'.
Anyone watching the Argentina v Switzerland game?
Not right what them argies are doing x
>>85052802I'm not, I deleted my own posts when the new thread was made, felt like it was done with.>>85052814Yeah of course you're qualified to lecture us all on how life works, we're just a captive audience for your stunning profound insights, the whole world is really.
Notice how he had to throw in a little follow-up like a movie villain that amounts to "FYI I'm smarter and one step ahead of everyone :)" lol what a cretin really. In reality you're not a gut feeling thinker, you're basically an autistic with how persistently self-absorbed you are.You're not a booksmart thinker, you're self-educated on wikipedia from being an internet addict. Seriously look at the self-aggrandisement. "knows how to think in booksmarts". Yeah I'm both me I'm the whole package. My enemies? Retarded, spackers. Haha. Transparent sociopath.
>>85053372are they trying to get Malta back from us again?
replaying that Sonic Mania and it is LUSH
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-rejects-us-talks-mojtaba-calls-vengeance-trump-warns-1000-missiles-are-locked>ZOGington pounding the persoid aryans rnPredictable innit
>>85053469praying for all our brothers (civilians) in Iran.
>>85053389Janny deleted some of mine ITT and I got a temp ban (over now) is what it is
Me and Deano tucked up in bed watching that wooty match x
Saturday night melty x
Shocker of a matchberg so far ngl
>Log into spotiberg>There's a "looksmaxxing podcast" being advertised on the frontpageYeah i'm finkin' incel GODS won
>sexhaver tells incels they're rightnot your decisions to make x
Ejaculating
>>85053939you stole this from me
are citizens equal, or is a man who has children more important than a man who does not?
>>85054114For every white sprog we have to import one less brown
Fucked up after watching footy at the pub, absolutely spackered
The barmaid there knows me. I'm going to go to that pub at 11am when she opens up for a beer. I'm going to be wearing a bra and knickers under my footy shirt and joggers. I hope she notices and says something
>>85054222You know, like I'm hoping she notices my bra straps or something
Unbelievably horrid recommendations by the spoti algoberg rn, holy fuck
Greenis
>>85054519Peenis
>>85054519stop leaking, /who/
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/muhammad-tops-baby-boys-names-england-and-wales-third-straight-yearOoff madonne innit
>>85054763How it should be x lush
>>85054519>Greenis is leakingplease do not do this
Line up asap for a three course meal on my battycrease xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3jexVJfIgGood kinegraphy, this
ive been chudding out about the england team but supposedly we get a bank holiday if they win so i support them now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ZrIDvqlic
There will be no bank holiday
Engerland scored some fackin goalzMacgregor the rapist got BTFOdIt was a good night
>>85055472hopefully argentina beat them then
Welper on all fours wretching heavily, his back arches and his chest heaves, saliva pours from his mouth and his eyes bulge before vomiting up a huge slime covered ball of used condoms all tangled into a grisly mass.
Creaming on Cammy the bulls cock x
Welper squeezing a nice refreshing glass of Hole Milk from his nappy.
>>85053503Praying for the use of white phosphorus. Fuck 'em.
>Still coming across longarse strands of the Gfberg's hair within the bathroom after more than one week ckin ell
Fell asleep for the extra time in the Argies game didn't i. It's no time for me that, 4am. Morning liddington me.
Leg achingHemorrhoids kicking the shit out of meDoubt and insecurities racing through muh mindIt's fucken pokemon card super fest day, woohoo.Time for painkillers, some energy drink, a spliff and a COME ON LAD YA CAN DO IT motivational speech in muh head.
Lads, any reports or Norwegians rioting in London?
>>85055941No lad. They're scared to because they know you'll make edgy posts about them on an anonymous message board
>>85055941My Fjord Fren went mental. Had to get the spark frogs in to put him to sleep then they threw a cheeky right hook at me when they left and sparked me out too. Feel Streets in flames.
Interesting is it not >Searching for posts in thread #85050143 and that have been deleted. 64 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/85050143/deleted/deleted/page/1/
https://youtu.be/R20j-M6DH18Get in Dee lads a good story
It appears as though i have let loose a fartingtonX
Had muh spliff, sorted some Scottish lad a tiny bit for a spliff, chatting in the lift, making a lass laugh, decided dont need that motivational speech when I exist.*does muscleman poses in the mirror*
>>85055987Serious mental illness. I'd feel bad for the lad if he wouldn't seek it out himself on multiple IPs day after day after day.
>>85056015at what point do normrightoids get bored of talking about slags getting pwned by BAMEs
So what you're saying is that the Norwegians in London didn't riot in the street and burn cars and throw rocks at people?Interesting.
going for a drive on gta to clear my head
Off to beddingburyMight get 2-3 hours of sleep in before the gf arrives if i'm luckyPhwoar, thatX
>>85056110Forrin, but wrong colour of forrin, so wouldn't be tolerated.I know, it is confusing, but that's racismwang
Can someone explain to me why there weren't any Norwegian riots in London? I just don't get it.
your new sunday thread awaits>>85056170>>85056170>>85056170
>>85055987That guy's fucked in the head, genuinely sad
Sucking smelly willies xx
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>aufmacher-aus-heftForren agents at work
