Northwich railway station edish
How's everyone doings
>>85059182Nice and comfy edish thank you OP x
not right what they turn phone boxes into
Who's joining in the wokkle bank karaoke tonight? xI can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
>>85059216Usually they turn into places for undesirables to take drugs near me :/
Not sure what to fill my evening with now there isn't any footy on for a few days
>>85059235Perhaps a bumsesh?
Corr my 24yo rose looks so cute and young lately. Loving her midriff.
>Japanese konbinis? NO, shiny glass science-fiction buildings!o i am REEin. Electrodes supplementing normal power stations = good, Chansey eggs curing cancer 'as their technology' = bad. the monsters are incidental to the world.
i'm sure some loremaster can point out some line of dialogue, but they just wouldn't make THIS world in the GBA-onwards ones. there'd be some gimmick like>this is Quainttown. we only use Quaint Pokemon here, isn't that swell?
>police bodycamkino>black guy gets pulled over because vehicle is uninsured>turns out he has a warrant open for armed robbery>decides to flee, goes 100mph in a 50 zone>runs a red, fucking SLAMS into a car crossing a junction>five young women in car killed instantly on impact>he flees the scene>police find him, immediately grab him, pin him and cuff him>"EY YO WOAH WOAH WHATCHU DOIN?! YO WHATCHU DOIN MAN?! THE FUCK MAN WHAT I DO HUH?! WHAT I DO?!">eventually get him in the back of the squad car>"You're under arrest for five counts of homicide.">"You mean there was five people in that car? And they dead?">"Yes.">"Damn... but it ain't my fault you know dat right?"Christ alive, the fact that the officers don't curbstomp him and put a bullet in his fucking face is a miracle.
>>85059307damn, if they didn't chase him those five people would still be alive
Has anyone noticed kids filming busses arriving at their stops? Like 12 yo kids, guess they'll be gen alpha and they will film on their phones the "5a" coming and they'll film and be like "waheeyyy" often they'll be drinking an energy drink.It's very strange.
back on the tiramisus, lads
No time for nicotine, grub is here. Also, south Africans turn up now. Kinell, Scottish lassies last night, scouse and SA now, if a brummie walks in I'm going to lose my shit. All the single lads left, now I'm the only cunt eating food in the bar and everyone else has fucked off. Food isnt the best, soggy arse pidza, haloumi fries are thin bits of haloumi, inside has gone so just a crispy shell.More south africans have rocked up. Bar full of yar yar. Fuck me. Old as fuck, but I just wanna listen to them.THEY'RE ALL GOING IN THE FUCKING "RESTAURANT" BIT.
bit nippy now. window is open, but it's all the way over there.shall suffer in my chair x
My Apu's been in a real rut since Bonnie Tyler popped her clogs. He never found out if she was still holding out for a hero and he once rescued a cat out of a tree so he really fancied his chances with her.
All my favourite asmrtists don't post any more. The ones I don't like do though. Not right.
>>85059354'za looks lush.do NOT squander it because of your spliff-induced cravings, lad. savour, do not inhale x
>>85059358my house still boilingtakes fucking days for the heat to go away. 15 degrees outside last night and I was dripping sweat
>>85059219Only if you promise to perform your greatest hits
>>85059369hahah fuckin hell, top post. you are a beacon of joy in these threads sometimes
>>85059354Looks like some quality slop
>>85059369Fuck sake you made me accidentally download that image.Bonnie Tyler is dead?
its late a night and pick up my phonejust to see where you've been where you are now
You didn't actually get the fucking vax did you?
>>85059449i didgot no energy anymore since then
What the fuck there is a chance that the widdy killer went to my school, I used lived on the road next to where they were arrested. Grim to think about. Byrley road, it's public knowledge.
>>85059456Sounds like an open and shut PIP case my lid x
Rip Lindsey Graham
>>85059476Have they released any names or motivations? Have they released how exactly she was killed? Why can't they give us any fucking actual details.
>>85059476Apparently he travelled over 300 miles to do her in with a wooden stick, kek.
>>85059498Brootal way to die
>>85059477ooohfor realsies?
Might have a nosey round tomorrow, britfeel investigation and all that. >>85059491No not yet, trying to see if any of my mates know who lives there lol.>>85059498Proper lunatic. Wouldn't be surprising around that area some right nutters.
snacking on some hydrogenated vegetable oil
nice bright, bayonet cap lightbulb in the communal meter cupboard downstairs. hmm.
snacking on 'weets
But I don't care what they say, I'm in love with DeanoHe try to pull out my gape, but he don't know the truthMy arse is crippled by the cocks that I keep on takingYou spaff inside me, and IKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkI keep shittin'I keep, keep shitting spunkKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkYou spaff inside mehttps://youtu.be/7_weSk0BonM
>>85059600always found there were two types of Kola Cubes: some nice good kind, and some horrible sickly kind.now wondering if this was any of you lads' experience with Kola Cubes?
Bloody loved these as a kid.
My wife literally could not hold our five year old son down when play wrestling and women think that they can be police officers?Don't even start.
30+ in bar fire in bangkok, sad!
The patricians choice of sweetie.
>>85059679The Beast taking his revenge against a society that demonises him for his predilections.
(Intro)Hiya, Welper Hi, Bantu You want to go for a bum?Sure, Bantu Jump inI'm a Welper boy, in the welper worldBenefits spastic, it's fantasticYou can pull my balls, undress me anywhere Imagination, life is your creationCome on, welper, let's go partyI'm a blonde bimbo boy in a fantasy worldDress me up, bum me fast, I'm your welperYou're my boy, rock'n'roll, feel my dick in your arseKiss me here, touch me there, hanky pankyYou can touchYou can playIf you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)I'm a Welper boy in the welper worldBenefits spastic , it's fantasticYou can pull my balls, undress me anywhereImagination, life is your creationCome on, welper, let's go bumming (ah, ah, ah, yeah)Come on, welper, let's go bumming (ooh, oh, ooh, oh)Come on, welper, let's go bumming (ah, ah, ah, yeah)Come on, welper , let's go bumming ooh, oh, ooh, oh)https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A?is=R66rZmznR7KGUaL7
>>85059679Nobody in Bangkok but wrong'uns. Nothing of value lost.
>>85059679>bar that caters to westerners>in area known for sex trafficking of minorsLMAO, it's literally a noncebar, good riddance
Welper's Greatest Hits karaoke with the britfeel lads soon.
cor my OWN overstuffed bin smelling of rubbish was just a red herring.don't get me wrong, it's unpleasant, but it turns out the stench is coming in through the starboard windows. commie block bins are missing a couple of lids and evil birds throw the rubbish everywhere, now it's all roasting in the heat and wafting up to my window.would like the window open to let some cool air in, but it is what it is x
A trio of metal buttplugs has been the single best investment in my life. Takes wanking to an incredible new level lads.
>>85059706Definitely going in Welpers greatest hits
You think foids watch as much porn as we do?
i'm made of metalmy circuits gleams
>>85059792Good question but no women post here so I guess we'll never know
>>85059793I am perpetual I keep the country clean
>>85059792Their lives are a never ending porno
Back on for a few hours now, hope everyone is alright this evening. It's not been as warm today which has been nice.
Just found the missus's glasses in the pull-out pantry. She's constantly losing things and forgetting things and misplacing things but this one is the most egregious. The fuck? How the fuck would she ever even conceive to put her glasses on the fucking spice rack?I'm genuinely getting worried that something is up with her. She's 33 and holy fuck I am scared that she has early onset dementia and it's getting worse.
i want incel rights
>>85059874You have all the same rights as everyone else de lid x
>>85059878starmer blamed me for southport
qrd on Starmer blaming incels for Southport?(i'll need to know what happened in Southport. i'm not up to speed.)
>>85059856is it a common occurrence, lad?i do daft stuff on drugs and yeah yeah drugs, poor memory, but sometimes it is just arbitrary and i wonder if that's the sort of thing low-intelligents/uninhibited people just end up doing. like i'll lose my keys and they're in the cupboard, maybe some wires crossed with muscle memory?
>>85059922i think some politican called jill cox was stabbed there by an immigrant and then he said that neets and incels are to blame but i did nothing wrong
>>85059941there's a word for when they blame a group of people rather than the individual who did the actions, and that word is RACISM
>>85059948but if i ask for rights im in the wrong
Duude guess what I do on drugs man haha lol when I'm taking drugs you won't believe what happens man on druuuuuuugs lol You're thinking "drugs? that's crazy" yeah man I'm like the guys from the movies man. I'm the drug guy. I became the cool guy from the movies. It's like the mooooovies man wooooow it like my rawk and roll music man wooooDude one time I walked into the kitchen and I was like... wait. Dude. Why am I in the kitchen? I don't even remember why I've walked into the kitchen? LMAO Dude then I smoked hella drugs and it hit me bro that must be what it's like to be low intelligence dude like idiots? I've never understood before what it's like to be someone with low intelligence. Dude suddenly I felt empathy for the unintelligent of the world. I wanted to go out and hug the nearest spastic. It might be weird but - dude I'm on drugs! Don't worry dude lol I'm on a mad one on drugs lol I'm on a mental one give me a hug you beautiful bastard lol I'm on drugs man! Anyone else on drugs? Haha so cool lads it's just like the moooooooovies
Any willing willy should form an orderly queue behind my juicy batty right nows x
i give it 5 years before china rules the world (more or less)
dunno how it was made or whatever but couldn't someone just data mine Yume Nikki? strip the actual assets from the binary, classic Resource Hacker style?there were people on livestream/justin.tv speeding up the game and doing that bike glitch to whizz around, so don't tell me it's 'principles'
>>85060017monomania
*gets his tackle out*
just did some maths wrong. long story short, could have had an extra 10 alprazolams and i am KICKING MYSELF
Do people jump out of hotel windows because they remember they have to go back?
>contacting a dominatrix tomorrow to organise a session where I worship her feet/armpits and then she straps me to a table, teases me dick and either lets me cum or doesn't, all up to herHaving a job is pretty nice, get to waste all my money on depraved shit.
>>85060034Corrr underrated iceberg channel that one https://youtu.be/kO2EgH3TCyo
>>85060054ngl when Pokemoncardslad took that photo of the Sainsbury's yesterday there was that thought of "imagine if you could just jump down to get tothe Sainsbury's" but gravity kills.a good tourist attraction would be a hotel where there's just a massive bouncy castle or foam floor at the bottom, and you're allowed to jump down from the upper floors
>>85060061I've spent ~500 quid for several pokemon cards.
>>85060073Foam floor would be better, would get a bit annoying with a trampoline, want to pop to the shop but spend 5 min bouncing up and down before you get to walk into the shop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kda9_RDHwM4>primarily OC-donut-steal girlbosses>New Gotham that's not Batman of the Future Neo-Gotham>implied Smallville connection>problematic lesbian pop songthey don't make em like this any more /britfeel/
Shippy, Lollers, HHL and BN getting their back passages MOT'd by Moni in the flamingo land disabled toilets
mind you, the torrent i got from Demonoid had the pilot episode which had Audrey from Twin Peaks as Harley Quinn (not even blonde, weird)next episode starts and it's just a different lass, everything else was the same, confusing stuff
forgot to wash my bellend again /=
easygoing anal angel
just shaved always tear my skin up and get spots though
>>85060188>always tear my skin up and get spots thoughhow!?
i will never ride an aeroplane again in my life.
>>85060195dunno the razor just cuts my skin and then the next day i develop spotsi wash it aftereards and use moisturiser but idk still happens
>>85060217why? did something happen dee lid?>>85060224maybe you're going to fast or at the wrong angle, i never get this
>>85060229>why? did something happen dee lid?not a terrorist or anything. just no passport and no money.
>always shave with/against the grain, bro!motherfudgers acting like i don't have random hairs going off in whatever-the-hell direction
>>85060234the countersign requirements claim another victim
>>85060229>maybe you're going to fast or at the wrong angle, i never get thiscould be too fast yeah i tend to rush>wrong angleis there a right angle? i just swipe
Might fuck off to Scarborough for a few days next week. Lovely low 20s weather up there, can't stand another week of this heatwave.
>>85060248your dad did a poor job raising you
>>85059370Shouldn't have scared them off then should you?
>>85060261perhaps but im really to blame
Free wokkles to whoever can last five minutes or longer in my bum x
>>85060261one of those film cliches, this. it wouldn't have occurred to my dad (or anyone's dad i knew) to teach their son how to shave.i just got some Gillette razor for my birthday or from Boots and figured it out. it's some twee Hollywood nonsense like your father 'playing ball' with you in your 'garden'
>>85060312>it wouldn't have occurred to my dad (or anyone's dad i knew) to teach their son how to shave.mine did, he taught me to ride a bike and fish too
>>85060321do you live in a film?my dad did make me drink whiskey so i wouldn't end up getting arrested like my brother. not a bad lesson tbqh.
>>85060329>my dad did make me drink whiskey>not a bad lessonthe fuck?
Realised that male to female transtroons give me the proper eye roll, female to male transtroons I seem to be more accepting of. Funny old world, eh?
>>85060336i was about 11 and it was to put me off it so i'd stick to beer. which i mostly did, so yeah, definitely carried that association forward.
>>85060258Travelodge is 140 quid for 2 nights. I now won't be doing that.
Ah yes, now i remember, eh I only bought a few cards?!?!?, whereas in reality, oh yeah I can see how it all added up, + 40 for a cool af binder.Craziest thing? Bennies day in a couple of weeks and I'm thinking hmmm? might get me some pokemon cards. Only bought the one mimikyu.Also, woohoo did not realise I'd bought the nippon and English version of the same card.
>>85060346stick to beer at 11? are you scotish?
been aroundstill around the finish line
>>85060371nah northern Englishbut i think some boomers have (had?) this ingrained idea that 'beer gets you merry, spirits get you drunk'. i'd have the odd can of lager or two at a family BBQ or something, but 11-year-olds weren't exactly out drinking whiskey for fun.
Fucked a crossdresser earlier. Not the best I ever hadKissed them too. Hope I didn't get herpes or anything. I did use a condom though.
And now got the cen of 1 pidgey card, Chinese (rare holo ball) English nippon versions.
>>85060367>1.1m>30kgjust assumed they were always in Imperial tbqh. glad they fixed it for the English releases, used to love reading all the Pokedex entries.
>>85060397>Kissed them too. Hope I didn't get herpes or anything.>I did use a condom though.Doesn't your tongue taste a bit latexy now?
>>85060397Eww grossWhats wrong with being straight you weird gayboy
Here's all the cards I bought, no closeups at the moment. Feeling a spliff then lay in bed listening to this lass on radio6 and look out the window and fall asleep.
>>85060453i had that Meowth, that Rattata, and that Pidgeotto.a blast from the past x
>>85060460There's multiples of each of those names.
Might start renting my arse out, classic Welper style
>>85060517How much are we talking? Full creampie package.
>>85060510*points*that one, that one, and that one de lad x
Lads, can I get an update on the rioting Norwegians situation?
Buying things is not a hobby. You do not have a hobby.
Lads buying pokemon cards be like>Yeah I'll take the purple handjob monkey for 8000 quid please x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhGm4ztXeMsi miss when games were art.
Of you're a grown man buying children's trading cards cards you're a fucking loser, sorry you just are.
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THESE FUCKING GAY PIECES OF CARDBOARD I PAID REAL MONEY FOR!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8MYuZ6fEQnowadays 'games' just put some actors in mocap suits, hire an orchestra, and call it a day.
Lots of new collectibles, zero new pussy
>>85060453If this is how you spend your time and money I don't blame your parents for hating you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuoWuPGn3wQthey said the thingthey did the posethey played (some of) the song
Did Turkey start cracking down on benefits fraud or something? Kinell he's on one this evening...
might make a list of food shopping i can get in, now that i might have benefits back.really fancy some beef mince. might make mince n taties or something. no more STAGGslop.
>>85060717What's STAGGslop lad?
>>85060635>>85060651>>85060660>>85060664>>85060676Samefag seethespastic is on a right mongdown this evening
>>85060736All day, not just this evening. And at multiple different anons.
>>85060061I'm somewhat partial to a bit of femdom, but only in my fantasy, because I reckon in real life I couldn't help but fight back and turn the tables so to speak. I know it isn't for me>>85060074The fun is finding them yourself, even if it costs more for the packs overall.
>>85060729probably just reconstituted bull testes in sauce, when it comes down to it.
>>85060776>all dayliterally years he's been doing this now. Honestly pathetic
>>85060790Why does it state WITH BEANS? I thought Chilli always had kidney beans in it?
>>85060647Leyndell in Elden Ring is proof that vidya is art. Phenomenal architecture and design.
>>85060797Yanklass could explain this.whole culture in the American south innit: they don't understand the concept of mixing stuff into stews, 'why don't y'all just add more ground chuck beef instead of pansy fag beans?'
>>85060797in Texas it doesn't. They're annoyingly tedious at mentioning that when talking about chili
>YanklassGlad she got told to jog on desu
might watch Eragon (2006).
got a good thread about clouds going on /tv/. >nooo you could just ask AI about clouds!maybe the discussion is the point x
Just want to be loved by a man with a huge cock xDeano isn't cutting it anymores x
>>85060816kekking at how she just casually admitted she'd been stalking HHL's family on facebook and after that he never replied to or acknowledged her again. Did she think he'd be okay with it?
It a pretty view
Not rite how femcel subreddits are full of trannies
>>85060960all the incel subreddits got banned but women are allowed to post misandrist crap all they want
>>85060960>women aren't allowed in women's spacesMmmmm, no sweatie...
Might start renting my Pokemon cards out x
>>85060960foreveralonewomen is mostly real womeni spoke to a femcel for months, and she actually tried asking nearly every guy she met to be hr bf (even me). Quite pretty actually, but the autism was too much and I can't stand women with BPD. I'll die an incel virgin, and even I couldn't cope with her.
Another night drunk and high
>>85061028hate being drunk a lot, might try being high instead
Get me another cock up my arse oh aye x
>>85059661Same. You can still find them online
>wrist and/or knee connect with desk>horrible itchy irritation like my skin's on firei wonder what this is. scabies?
>>85061250I get similar with this chinky office chair I bought off Amazon. I reckon there's loads of our furniture that is full of toxic chemicals.
forgot to trim my eyebrows yesterday. too late now.
Welper being found in his neighbours shed monged out with a dildo up his arse
lollin at my clouds thread. nice balance of informative and funny replies.this website is nice sometimes
Might start renting my arse out x
Not Gary Barlow it's Barry Garlow
might try and find some cheap sandalwood shower gel.>that's a Reddit smellwell then i suppose I'm Reddit for liking the Reddit smell.
>>85061989Here's a litre of the stuff for 6 quid https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/men/mens-fragrances+grooming/mens-grooming/tuscan-sandalwood-shower-gel-1000ml/p/16086516?utm_source=RakutenMarketing&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_campaign=3055711:SHAREIGHT&utm_content=15&utm_term=UKNetwork&ranMID=43244&ranEAID=AqjbTxMPHY4&ranSiteID=AqjbTxMPHY4-K6AXmESPQKzA9PxI_Kix_w
>>85061989Also why is this sandlewood stuff so expensive? another brands are 15-25 quid for a bottle of he stuff. Never heard of it until now.
>>85062072>a litrecor and phwoar! thanks kindly lad, will get this in.
Three Bantu bulls battering my batty x
>Page 7 Not a good look is it? Good thing I saved it from the brink.
>>85062831thank you for your serviice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t6Rie4Fz_IDoctors and engineers innit goyim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_vvBazc9xU>ZOG anchor dude feigns ignorance + asks "What's causing it to spiral"Maybe the fucking kikes? lol
why are SEA countries so nonce friendly?
Sat under a tree.So glad I was able to get up and do my walks earlier in the day, was doing half 5 til 8 o'clock with two 15 min breaks for my fat arse. I was getting all hot and a little sunburnt (how?)Half 4 til 7 is the sweet spot while we ride out this heatwave. Nice and cool and its lush.
Shagging a disabled lass
Disabled man in a HMO in sunderland
*informs the apus that sam neill has died*
Not right if he's coming home is it? x
Luxury cocks x
Wagies getting up and getting ready for another long week of work. Someone has to do it I suppose (just not me as there is no pussy reward).
>>85064297Jokes on you im already at work
>mfw my life
Hang on lads my blind pal has something important to tell you all, screenshot this.ouroxn q forwuf oenbuq e1 e dndodo18v aof lfjthye mogsnya e1 foabatu rouneodmzb afn aour q fhfhsl fut7 sonla ae e1 fnonalnv a zvnvrokinell innit
>>85063304Good question actually. Must be the money they bring, also human lives aren't put on a pedestal as much over there.
>>85064485What a captivating statement, tell your friend thank you.
me? lonely and depressed
>>85064532But what are you doing about it?
>>85064532same mate, same. Many, many of us out there
>>85064675i self medicate with alcohol and opiates
>>85064744Nice one lad that will sort you right out, just a few more tins
Reading the wiki pages of people who died on my birthday. You know, just in case reincarnation is a thing.
>>85064675going to try to be popular and happy
me, on hols on my own in Norway
Two things:STOUT is the W o r d l e for todayI need a poo, so I'll be back shortly
>>85064812Cruise or summat else lad? I'm going cruise with mumberg to Norway in September like
>"no political motive" on the Anne Widicome thingRight...
>>85064837Nothing to see here folks!By the way did we mention that the killer is a white man?!
>>85064861apparently drove half way across the country with a weapon as well.
Snogging Deano x
>>85064861>white manWorse. A white incel.
Another day of going nowhere and doing noting, speaking to no one. Bored, depressed, making the same posts on 4chan I always make. Wish I was fucking dead.
>>85064928Get necking yourself then you wont be missed
Dad is over the moon with the amount of video games I play, I told him all about my double xp and he's bragging to his mates about me.
I live my life based around what helps my parents brag to their retarded friends
Reading about blowjob bars in Bangkok. Why don't we have stuff like that here?
>>85064959how can a bar of chocolate suck you off? dummy
>>85064911gonna say trans-adjacent, desu.It's like the Kirk thing. They're insanely radicalised in those circles. They normalise violent fantasies on a level that would get you called a fed on /pol/.
Ruthmong is insanely radicalised
>>85064888What about snogging one of your loyalists
Mum keeps showing off to her friends with the number of memes I've saved in my 18 years on 4chan.
Such a fiend I am for pickled onion space raiders, corr, came across them when I was shopping for my healthy meals and I began visibly shaking, had to get myself out of there quickly.
Went to see my nan on Sunday and I was showing her all my best posts in the lorechives. She calls me her gimmick man now. She's never been so proud of me.
Seething samespastic woke up and decided to spend his day monging out again it seems
It will be winter soon, that will give us something to talk about.
Checked out, waiting for a taxi home, and got to say I'm livid with my sister's fella. Don't tell some cunt you'll pick them up "whenever they're ready", then when that cunt is ready say oh I'm just doing something I'll be a few hours. Not like we didn't speak of it when my sister and him dropped me off and I said I'd be ready as early as possible.Also, wasn't expecting to be in this foul of a mood, but I am.Thank goodness for spliffs, amarite.Also again, sorry to the anon yesterday who said he was having a bad day. I asked why, then fell asleep.
Off to the darts shop in a few hours lucky me it's right next to a decent butchers so I'll kill two birds with one stone. Fancying some tomato sausages so I hope they've got some in. Hope everyone elses day is going good :)
Anyone got any youtubers we can talk about?
>>85065058My man wetmovie1 seems to be dying. Grim.
>>85065051Never seen a tomato sausage before? I'm more of a lincolnshire sausage person they're nice and sagey.
>>85065051darts and sausage, corrr
>>85065072it'll happen to us all, gotta go sometime
>>85065073I've only seen them at the butchers never at the supermarket. I don't mind a Lincolnshire, I prefer the more traditional flavours though I've I don't mind the three chilli sausages they do at Morrisons
>>85064956sound like you live their life not yours
Everyday init
I'm more of a spam man myself https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
>>85065097for years, their brain will be mush
Trazodone might not be for me can't breathe properly when I'm taking it
>>85065058what tier of autism are you into?
>>85065110More of a PEK GOLD man myself, it's superior meat.
Sex with an ASMR bint
Done nothing with my life. Doing nothing with my life. Wish I was dead.
>>85065143not everybody can be a winner desu for us at the bottom of society its better to just rot and wait for death why play a game you cant win
Born to live. Live to rot. Just want it to end.
Designer cocks using my batty as a spaff canvas x
>>85065110I don't understand the obsession with jap products like this bbq sauce, same with that jap mayo everyone says it really good but it's no better than that polish mayo you can get from the world food section in tesco
Should get a good 16 hours of 4chan in today I will be well happy with that
sean show us your bussy x
You're getting boring now seething samespastic can you give it a rest please?
When did it all go wrong lads? Wish I was dead.
Just about to boot up rust, anyone else played it? The funny base camping videos tempted me.
>>85065234Can't take the ebic gimmicks and bants little lad?
>>85065258Not in a very long time but it's good I'd be up for giving it another go though, It's good if you can team with someone.
>>85065258Its pretty good lad, it does make you paranoid as fuck sometimes
>>85065258Nothing happens for 2+ hours and then you get sniped
Newfag doesn't know about our gimmicks and banta kekekek
Third driving test tomorrow. Failed in January and August last year. Feeling confident and don't give a fuck anymore just want to get it over with so I don't have to wait 6 months and pay all this fuckin money.Mental the government don't give a shit about the wait. Any tips lads? Last 2 fails were getting to close to parked cars when driving. Hopefully don't make that mistake. Always veer to the left to get out the middle of the road
>>85065277A few people in my runescape clan play it so I'll try get a few people later>>85065280Sounds perfect
>>85065295Is your dad proud of the amount of time you spend alone playing video games big man?
>>85065306Another day repeating the same stuff. Have you got nothing better to be doing?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85056170/#85057227https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85056170/#85057053https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85056170/#85057015
Your lad is buying a bigger house for him, his wife and children? Wait until I tell you about my son's double xp on RuneScape he plays alone all day.
>>85065323ahahahaha what a freaky gimp
>>85065323Reading it all again here and the lorechives little lad? LMAO.
>>85065292Good luck ladIve never bothered to attempt my driving test, all this money to do no different that what i do now, except i will have some piece of shit car to look after and sink money into
>>85065323Complains about a lad playing a game for a few hours, goes on about it all weekend and is still going at it Monday afternoon? Couldn't be fucking me lmao
i hardly eat yet im overweight, strange
>>85065295Are your RuneScape clan mates as sad and pathetic as you lad?
>>85065357Ta lad. Yeah I wouldn't get a car, but dropped like 2.5k into learning over 2 years now so want it done and dusted. I see teenager girls zipping about and think if they can do it, surely I can too. Fucking hope so
>>85065372you drink your calories i reckon
>>85065371I can hear you sobbing from her big man
Vajazzle but on my bum x
The amount of censorship and rigging of the system that the current government is doing, nakedly for pure party benefit reasons to the detriment and against the wishes of the vast mass of British people is, truly, shocking.
>>85065383you might be onto something, sobriety is a chore though
>>85065388Oh yeah? Any examples, big man?
I'll keep playing RS nothing can stop me :D
>>85065398>I'll keep playing RS nothing can stop me :DWhat about a powercut?
>>85065397he hasn't posted in a while, he probably never will again. time to move on maybe?
>>85065393>The Online Safety Act >The U16 social media ban>Digital ID>DCMS officially leaving X, Mayor amping up attacks on the platform >Prioritisation of legacy media online>Protecting What Matters cohesion policy>Government-backed shift in judicial approach to "hate crimes" (e.g. truthful claims not being a defence in speech cases)>Demanding Youtube prioritise approved regime media and deprioritise independent creators
>>85065398Are you clan mates virgins like you big man?
Don't let your micro fluffy hump your things!
>>85065388Did you see that article about insiders convincing Burnham that the ILR reforms need to be scrapped, explicitly because, in their own words, a "progressive voting bloc" would lose potential members.Straight up they're openly flooding the country with foreigners to buy votes and they're not even pretending otherwise. The majority of people in the country want the exact opposite, even the majority of Labour voters want the ILR reforms. They are working for the benefit of the Labour party and an extreme fringe of open borders activists. They must be stopped.
>>85065404Fuck, yeah you're right. I could say I'd play on mobile but I'd rather rip my eyes out.
>>85065397Oh it lushingtons it is x
>>85065411UK is literally the laughing stock of the world as this gay Islamic communist clown country. That's our global image. Far surpassed Canada and Australia at this point.
DADDY, DADDY COOLDADDY, DADDY COOL
Think I left a undiluted bottle of quash in the freezer instead of the diluted one. Let it defrost and had a mouthful, not good.>>85065427You could look into a small generator, maybe even solar powered that stores the energy.
Told dad about my all day RuneScape seshes and he told me how proud of me he is.
>>85065437I've always wanted something like that but for my shed outside but it's been on the back burner for years. Talking about the shed, I'm off to touch a bit of grass myself. Fucking jagex updating this game when I'm playing.. how inconsiderate of them.
Mum said I can give her 20 quid less keep next month if I get double xp again.
>>85065447I thought your dad was dead mate?
>>85065437>>85065467>solar powerI saw a good video on that the other dayhttps://youtu.be/YrDFkXxmlbU
Started crying when nan said how proud she is about the hours I put into RuneScape.
>>85065467What've you got in the shed that needs powering? The panels are cheaper than you think.
Mum said if I move into her shed in the back garden I won't have to pay as much rent. That's more money to spend on RunScape premium features.
>>85065407>he hasn't posted in a whileYeah right lol
It's not bloodeh right. Helper IS Britfeel. It ain't been the same since he's been gone. FUCKING CRIMINAL!
>>85065467So it's multipurpose now, quite crucial. Not just a oh can't justify it for a shed, now there's a shed and gaming.Buy an electric scooter to get from the house to the shed and back, and that's 3 things, then you actually do need to get one.>>85065480There's a few people living that life. Doubt I'd be up for littered vapes, akin to picking up dockers from the street, but if they've no problem doing it
why is the world cup called a cup when it isnt a cup?
I play RunScape all day I have no friends and I'm a virgin.
>>85065437I knew a lad at school who'd genuinely drink undiluted cordial/squash and see nothing wrong with it lol I'm not sure I could deal with the taste
So, muh review of cardfest is that it was fun, made some mistakes but 1st card ting so to be expected. Next time? Haggle over cards at the high end of value, if a vendow says they use ebay prices, remind them those have P&P factored into the prices, so the seller can have it as "free P&P", also get some info on the sellers. There was a cool lass I was talking to about fan art stuff and birbs at the end and got a funky sticker. Found her online shop so might slide into her DM's. Not good at goodbyes, so just went ok I'm off, bye, and feel it could have been a bit rude.Getting saving for next year, go back to the same hotel, at least I know where the fucking supermarket is now.Songnotandrel, it scary out there, in big city life, cashless faggots.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbWLCUEM5-Y
Wrongun grooming kids on RunScape all day
Look mum I spend all my time sorting worthless cards like a grim waster
So why is he targeting RuneScapelad and Pokemonlad? Corrrrrr, some big seethie weethies this day.
>>85065624No idea they're both regulars here and decent anons. Must've woke up on the wrong side of the cot?>>85065603Have you got a spliff on the go today
Might as well get on another karaoke vibe xAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIt's like the visions of bantus seems to be trueAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIn the night I dream of bantus and youI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so trueI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so truehttps://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
>>85065238It was just meant to be this way for some lads. Just like how some people get cancer or die in a car crash. We are just meant to be undesirable and alone.
>>85065624>>85065638its just who ever is posting at the time ladsIve gotten shit for the ol HAWG posting, hes just a big seethie who cant ride a motorcycle
>>85065624I went to the pokefest thing, not really sure what you're on about, desu. He's probably filtered due to other melty type words being filtered.>>85065638Had one earlier, and just witing on room service (justeat) for food, then I'll be having another, and playing some vidya, or sorting muh cards, but really need to get some cheap clear sleeves for them as well as going in the binder.Plus I'm not really much of a fan, there's anons that know about this game and cards and characters, I'm just looking for cool stuff. Regretting not buying any of the animal card stuff I'd seen.
>>85065292I failed mine in May for being a massive retard (left my mirror down after my parallel park). Didn't even get any minor faults either so apart from that the drive was flawless... The closest test date I could get after that was October... but managed to find a cancellation after spending hours a day, for 2 weeks... and even then I could only get end of this month and it's costing me another 200 quid for refresher lessons and to use his car for the test. Being a mental midget cost me a flawless pass and over 250 quid in total. Seething. I also just want it over and done with so I don't have to piss about with waking up at 5 am on a monday just to get a test for 6 months time and then spending hours a day praying for cancellations. We must be the worst country on the planet for getting a drivers license. Surely no where else is this bad. Costs 40+ quid an hour now too. Ridiculous.
Hard to read the prices but must be well over a grand for Dragonite, Dark Charizard, Charizard, Blastoise. Don't know the other 2.
His life revolves around pokemon drugs and video games>What a life
>>85065679what's wrong with having hobbies?
How are pubs coping lately lads? I'm guessing the World Cup is helping bring in more VAT but that'll be over soon.
>>85065675I saw some fella inna pink hat there. Not sure if it was him. Probably some vids of awkward interactions between me and vendors.>>85065679More drugs and a video game, but close enough. Oh and cool things, don't forget the cool things.
>His life revolves around pokemon drugs and video games
>>85065699Mine revolves around soicializing in pubs drinking madri while talking about ngubu and the nhs and nigel farage.
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYhriptuMJU
I wonder what it would be like to work at greggs with a cute rose. Luckily I don't have to work so I'll never know.
>>85065715Does this dude ever actually say anything outside of 4 wetbrain induced catchphrases?
>>85065722performative "mental illness" is so tiring
>>85065724>4 wetbrain induced catchphrases?no
>>85065724Hes depressed and bored as all fuck ladAll he wants to do is drink him self into oblivion, but he cant /wont for whatever reason, so its just these grim videos standing around alone acting like you have just won the lottery because you standing on some shitty beach
>>85065724>Does this dude ever actually say anything outside of 4 wetbrain induced catchphrases?You fuming big man?
Has DVDnonce gone into hiding?
>>85065684All their support is purely rhetorical.>"We're a pro-business, pro-growth government!"Okay, except you've consistently raised taxes on people and employers, double-triple-quadrupled down on net zero which has given us the highest energy prices in the world and reflexively over-regulate everything to the point where we're essentially indistinguishable from a centrally planned economy.
>>85065726She isn't mentally ill if she can make tiktoks and face customers. When I was 24, I didn't let people walk all over me and affect my mental health. At least she isn't working in a warehouse lifting up heavy boxes all day like men her age. Females should only complain if they have to do that or be made to work on a construction site all summer.
Been chucking a few arrers this afternoon and bagged myself a nice cheeky 108 checkout, hope all is well with you lads
I bet your dad is so proud of you playing darts on a Monday afternoon you waste of life
>>85065793Phwoar you could aim your spunk for that massive mole next to her belly button
>>85065801do you just have a problem with people enjoying themselves, care to list your hobbies?
>>85065780Can't wait for Labour to be out for the next 50 years. More businesses have closed down since Labour entered. Reform is the way. Get us some Trump-tier government going. Abolish that stupid Ofcom surveillance shit too.
Know me broken by my DeanoGape me it's wild, wokkle bank afterInto my bum againSame big cock in my back endSo I've got a a big messy gapeTry to gape it once my wayhttps://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs
>>85065796It's going ok thanks but I didn't get up until gone 11 so it feels like I've wasted a bit of my morning, I wanted to go to the shops early and get it out of the way. Looks like I'm getting on that tesco WOOOOOOOOOSH now, can't be bothered with the boriswave hoardes in town.
Inform the apus that Sam Neill has died.
>>85065806He's such a high achiever himself that he holds everyone else on the message board to extremely high standards at 2pm on a Monday.On the darts, I need to get myself an outer ring like that. There's not enough wall left between me holes iykyk
>>85065804Vile lad. She could get it removed at a dermatologist if it really bothered her. Her belly button is a very cute innie (the best kind).
>>85064836No I flew over, went through Amsterdam, hands were shaking through border control, and the fingerprint reader got my first set of prints on the third go then it sent me to an egate which failed to read my prints so i had to go que at a manned kiosk,I dont do crowds very well. Onthe plane I just read all the way. On the way back I have a 6am flight so have to be in airport at 4am so I've booked into a hotel 30min from the airport, I'm like 2hours away atm.Sunny as fuck rn
>2700 deaths are thought to have been caused by hot weather in May and JuneOh just fuck off, there's no way this is true. Ironically I wish it was; I wish we had purges of the olds every summer and winter, but come on this is just obvious fear-mongering.
Having a mole on her Turkish face doesn't affect her confidence at least. I bet she likes her blue eyes.
>>85065845It the nasty lad from peaky blinders.
>>85065847Oh yes I've been in the wall a fair few times before I invested in a surround. This is a cheap and cheerful one that will do the job. I got the winmau red one in a bundle, I'd have gone with this one though if I hadn't have.
>>85065834Get it added to them greatest hits as a bonus track x
>wont / cant Im certain he's either scared of becoming a everyday drinker and the consequences that would come with that (Which is true and hr would deteriorate exponentially), or he believes that maybe one day his life will improve. But I think he believes the first one a lot more, especially since he's already said in videos that he doesn't think his life will improve.
When you walk outside and the cute couple walking your way lifts their arms up and you pass through them like a mong. Why do normies do this instead of just letting go of each other or moving over? It's like they want to rub it in.
>>85065741Forgot yo link>>85065918
>>85065927You must be a right little manlet
Missed the ole right vs left stuff when I was on mi holiday, just seen a funny video where lefties got walked, and some guy tried saying flag shagger, and somebody replied immigrant shagger. Kek.
I'm doing a challenge where I watch The Irishman every day this week. Just finished Monday's viewing. It's such a fucking good movie.
If I had Deano in me life sooner I'd have not been on benefits x
>>85065866It's covid stats. People dying with high heat, rather than from high heat. Everyone is fucking hot
Might go auditing in York. Any good places there? What are North Yorkshire Police like? Are they tyrants?
>>85065940Nah just 5 11 height. Most people can lift their arms up higher than their 6ft you know.
>>85065952It's quite good, bit of a stretch thinking of old robert de niro trying to be a young version of the character, doddering around trying to make it seem like he was kicking some fella on the floor, but still good. Might rewatch it myself.
What would you do if a woman smashed a bottle over your head?
>>85065986probably cum tbqh
No girl would want me because I am not attractive or have money. What's the point even giving them respect?
>>85065986Not gonna lie that looks like a tranny
>>85065995>What's the point even giving them respect?As scooter once said, it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice. Just feels good being nice.
Back on for that 120 construction update, also decided to change the outfit up a bit, I'm a cabbagemancer now.
>>85066005Scooter? The guy who did The Logical Song?
Me? Stuck living with parents. Shan't be having any pets when I'm on my own. Just too sad when they die.
>>85066009Yep das right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RneoccuJwY
>>85065556The more things it can power the more worth it would be for sure. I've only got a few lights, a radio, kettle, and a few other low powered bit.
Dadberg is delusional about getting a pickup truck.
>>85066064kek this is meI want a kei truck but I can't justify it
>>85065793I've told my story before about how I approached mental health services, and got rejected for "coming across as intimidating"(I don't know what I did, but I suspect it's because I was wearing hat and coat indoors and not making eye contact, which I do when I'm uncomfortable), and I was pretty much told "sir, this is for people with mental health problems..." and shown the door. Anyway, these are the people these services are actually meant to help. Perfectly normal women who I don't even know, maybe feel a bit sad sometimes. People whose dad shouted at them once 20 years ago, and they still go on about it. Fucking normies who are pretending to have problems.
>>85066007It looks better than the bikini and the carrot, what other ones do you have?
Pushing hoola hoops up DVDnonces arse
>>85065952Just seen on slopflix there's an The irishman in conversation between de niro and the director.
>>85066064Bobby, this is my truck. Propane and propane accessories, I tell you hwhat. BUWAAAAAAAA!
I want a Lexus LS 400 but I don't have 20,000 quid to drop in an auction
>>85066007Are the kids you groom impressed with your characters?
Sean's life in one picture x
>>85066160His life is still better than yours, no?
>>85066165Doubt it, I've not been doxxed and I don't have learning disabilities.
>>85066165I don't know how anyone could look at our lives and arrive at that conclusion.
I could play vidya, or I could clean a bit, but I want to sort muh cards out.So I guess I'll do that then.
skinny foids i thiink are so beautifulbut i would never ever ever talk to one unless forced
Big man seething because he knows it true lmao
>>85066160Did HHL dox himself? Pretty wild theory imo
>>85066214Really what's the difference between directly doxxing yourself and just being public online with no opsec? One is just faster than the other. Sean never tried to cover up who he was or his life or anything, it was inevitable that some anon would just do a bit of googling and boom. But he fucking loved every minute of it, he craves attention.
Big anonymous bully big coward IRL
>>85066074I like this but it doesn't really fit with what with what I've got going on. I rarely use melee but if I did I'd be wearing this all the time.
He's back on runescape the grim waster of life
>>85066224What does your wife and kids think about the hours you pour into playing kids games?
Little lads on two devices sameseething me thinks just like old time x
>>85066224Do you play that inbtween working or are you another unemployed manchild like Sean?
You can't start shitting on yourself now you've been rumbled lad
>>85066220>opsecOk cool guy
>>85066160>Noooo! You embarrassed yourself, on the internet!Very zoomer coded image macro. I'm just saying
I wonder what life would have been like with choccy Deano sometimes x
>>85066160Kek, shockingly accurate since we know he's into humiliation
You can tell when sameseether started using the hhl name, soon after craig posted THAT image, interesting observation that.
I am a complete wet wipe behind this keyboard.
>>85066224It's interesting seeing the difference in games. I picked the oldschool version up on mobile and played a lot during covid. It's been a few years now but I've got a laptop now so I might see if I can remember my old account details and start playing again.
>>85066070Females do seem to use up most of the mental health services. It's much easier for the NHS to just deal with females and their trivial issues than men. Most of the mental health workers are female too so they can't even understand men's issues. If you do manage to get some shitty phone appointment it's like talking a brick wall when a female clinician is on the line. People would rather deal with a cute mentally ill female than some unattractive mentally ill man too. I think that's definitely got something to do with it. If females were truly mentally ill, then why are more men unemployed than women in their 20s?
Incel raging again.
Ooo berry niceGot all the versions of 2 cards (versions that count). Japanese English and Chinese.
Just had a funny conversation with the missus. She's reading a book about the future of humanity and was on about how one day we'll have to get everyone off this planet and travel somewhere else for multiple generations, and it would take millions of ships. I said we could save some time and effort by leaving Africa, India and the Middle East behind but she said that would be cruel. We kind of left it there.
What is the future with AI? How fucked are we?
>>85066333You're such a funny guy. Has your wife ever told you that?
>>85066285You notice too much
I'm a snivelling coward when I'm not anonymous.
Listening to the redscare girls talk about penis size.
>>85066333trips checkedand kekked
>>85066070They always guilt-trip me and say "if you don't want to use our services, we have other patients we could be dealing with". There is no point getting help. Just off yourself. That's what they secretly want you to do.
I'm scared to talk to women, I have never had sex, I am unemployed, I am just like my enemy Sean.
haHAA, YES! now I have six copies of the same cheap bit of cardboard for a children's card game that I paid real money for!
the yoof
I could go outside now and upset a woman with my spy glasses, edit the video carefully to make her seem like the bad one and then post it online. Make her look worse by "enhancing" the video thumbnail.
>>85066330Nope, 3 of 1 and 4 of another.
Me? Love going out with my fake recording glasses that look like they have cameras in but don't. I tell people I'm recording and that it's all legal but at the end of the day telling a cheeky little lie isn't a crime so what can they do even if they drag me to court? Annoying people isn't a crime.
The best audit videos are the ones where they say "you're filming young women" like they have some special privilege of not being filmed compared to others. I've never seen a man cry on an audit video but I've seen a few women cry because they just didn't like being filmed in a PUBLIC place.
>>85066402fiendish behaviour anon
>>85066402You could but you won't. You're a little runt chatting shit on 4chan little lad.
>>85066318hard not to see it as some kind of grift. It's a little club women can get into to give themselves a little boost in the workplace. The second an actually mentally ill person shows up, it's like they've been rumbled, and they don't know what to do.
>>85066405you the anon at the leeds card meet? If so, hows it going?
>>85066416I've done that before. Just take my glasses off and hold them up like I am recording.
>>85066416>>85066446Neither of you have done anything remotely like this in your lives. You're pathetic little men.
>>85066402>looking at people's pants with your X-ray specs, and no one is any the wisercorrr
Get me and Deano on the microphone right nows xxFreeze, I'm Welp Welper!Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummiesThis is the story of Welp WelperThe queerest lad from old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled downHe had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at allHe was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bentHe left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rentHe took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strongWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, he made Ahmed cumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, Used condoms in bumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his batty unquenchedWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stenchhttps://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
>>85066425It's retaliation at this point. Security mongs now say you are following women to get the police to come deal with "the problem".>>85066426I go out auditing spontaneously.
>>85066428What they do is refer you to another service or back to the GP. Then you go back to them again. It's just madness. To get help as a man it feels like you have to go beat up women or something.
>>85066451Yes I have. I don't want to associate my growing audit channel with 4chan though.
>>85066458You do nothing you wet wipe x
>>85066388I once had hair like the guy on the left. Now im bald like karl pilkington
Do you think Ruth has a good sex life?
>>85066314Deffo give it a try, make sure if you want to play osrs you use the runelite option for your game client in the jagex launcher. It has a lot of brilliant tools and QOL updates and is more widely used than the official one.
>>85066469the idea of getting sent to prison had crossed my mind. They probably have free therapists, and resources to help you get a job.Ultimately I'm too nice and passive though. I don't actually like causing trouble.
>>85066529Going to prison means a conviction, so you'll have a very obvious DBS mark. 99% of employers will pick the applicant with the clean record. I wouldn't even bother applying for jobs as my DBS is tainted by false arrests.
>>85066513The state of your life you grim gimp x
>>85066492my hair is ugly but i dont think ill ever go baldit'd be a miracle if i passed my genes on though so who cares
my brother was circumcised and i feel terrible about it
None of yous are funny or interesting in the slightest x
>>85066549Helping out a curious lad is grim? I'll be filtering you now lad, you've been like a bad smell following me round all weekend and today.
>>85066434Yes and no, I was there yesterday, think it was only a 1 day thing. Went well, was knackered after the event, looking down at cards for hours did the back in, and should have taken a better bag. I had a crappy one on my shoulders, but then a carrier bag with my new binder, and using my walking stick so it was a tad awkward. But in a place with loads of others feeling awkward, so didn't really matter too much.
He's on a spam-a-thon again corr
>>85066595Closest you'll get to a real woman that is you pathetic little runt x
good morning, friendsgot some Jobcentre face-to-face ID verification next week (reminder: NEETs do not have time so polite questions like 'when can you do next week?' are not our decision to make)might actually go to it. just hope they aren't arsey about me audio recording it again. do they still hit you with some list of 'approved devices' last minute?
>>85066637What does mummy and daddy think about you being an unemployed waste of life x
Sssstop follwing me around and bullying me or I'll use my anti-bully software on yyyyyyou lmfao.
Little lads seethemaxing on two devices again it sad
>reminder: NEETs do not have time even a acouple of minutes later, i don't know what i meant here.>>85066648not in contact.
2 proper OG cards right here, didnt know
>>85066657Wonder what's got him this upset gotta be big
>>85066674Pocket monsters was the OG name of pokemom.Did not know, and saw some pocket monster stuff. Bugger. I'll know for next time.
>>85066657what i don't get is why they don't disable the mobile CSS + make the CAPTCHAs harder.i have now phoneposted this year, and you do one CAPTCHA and it sets some verification cookie. backwards innit
>He's using two devices to bully me. Save me janny please save me.
>>85066686corrr, soul.makes me lol how card games have to keep the same backs forever. Magic: The Gathering has the wrong colour on the logo, and they never actually DID 'Deckmaster' - it was going to be the fantasy game, an Arabian Nights game, and a cyberpunk game, and you could combine the three...?stuck with it forever.
Runenonce
>>85066709They had a load of that there as well. TMNT magic the gathering cards. Old one as well.I think we should have a group outing next year.Get yer cards sorted.
recommend that RoboRally to all board game frens.it's basically those turtle robots you had in primary school, you set up some cards in a sequence like>MOVE FORWARD 2 SQUARES>ROTATE 90 DEGREES LEFT>MOVE FORWARD 1 SQUAREtrying to collect all the cheese on the board, but then you're colliding with each other, and messing with people's cards/order, and all sorts.
Off to make my new house now updates to follow at some point :)
>>85066691>>85066657It's sad enough looking at these posts but just imagine the reality of it. Some lad sat there typing away homoerotic fanfic about some spacker he's never met, interspersed with a bit of seethe at random posters. Finishes a post on his pc, quickly starts typing new drivel on his phone. As soon as that's sent back to the pc. And this goes on for hours on end. Every day. It's honestly so fucking sad.
>>85066801what's house building like nowadays? is there a whole Animal Crossing thing?i remember when they added it, there was just some map you could warp to full of square/rectangle empty houses and they were 'yours'. zero actual contents or point to it.Neopets chads win again.
>>85066821Don't forget the switching IPs and VPNs as well. It's a whole operation lad. Very serious business, winning threads is.
>Two devices, switches IPs and VPNs. I've got you wet wipes where I want you.
>>85066821actual AI has changed the way i view the internet, like we're at the point you can't take it for granted something was a human (yeah yeah spambots, but it was just copypaste shite + Markov chains).i'm glad the internet has crazy people, still. i mean these aren't really effortposts, the guy just writes a line or swaps out some words in a pop song. not much talent or mechanical exertion going on tbqh.still overall glad. the web has been overtaken by social media normies + /pol/ normies.
Page the loyalists I'm off that that wokkle bank x
Can't believe they're clamping down on bumseshes.
Corr, woohoo, nippon and English versions of OG cards. Ya know what, it's out of character, but, SPLIFF TIME
I sit and waitDoes a bantu contemplate my fate?Do they knowThe places where we go when we're bumming and old?'Cause I've been toldThat salvation lets their cocks unfoldSo when I'm lying in my bedBantus cumming on my headAnd I feel that my little cock is deadI'm loving bantus insteadAnd through it all, he offers me protectionA lot of love and affection, whether I'm right or wrongAnd when the cum falls, wherever he take meI know that a Bantu will break me, when I come to callHe won't forsake meI'm loving bantus insteadhttps://youtu.be/luwAMFcc2f8?is=aJ6_v3wdNvwyfen2
Just walking round not paying attention thinking yes yep oh fo sho with every pidgey card I saw.
>>85066801You doing normal or ironman?
>>85066835On RS3 they've redone the whole way you make them. I've not played animal crossing before but it sort of reminds me of sims 2 how you make them now. They've also added storage in the new houses for stuff that would clog up a bank which is helpful. It's been a great year for updates desu.
>>85066919>"so poison master ninja-man, what Pokemon will you be fighting with?">"some normal birds."
video games are boring, tv is boring, reading is boring, gym is boring, music is boring.think it's time i kill myself for real.
>>85066968It this what you do to because you have nothing else going on in your life you wet wipe
>>85066980don't do itsomething good might come out (e.g. anime could make a comeback)
Just had my nappy changed x
>>85066980Have you considered getting a job you scummy cunt?
>>85066907le bumsex
>disrupting the world tree economy by hoarding 17 million gold pieces, instead of buying treesganodermic slayers have no respect for the economy OR ecology.
>>85066968>99 agilitywhat did you do for that? feathers?
I scatter wet wipes to the 4 winds, I am the undefeated champion of /britfeel/ x
now that Face of Mankind, THAT was an MMORPG.>start it up>some real life player guides you through the tutorial>gives you a second-hand rusty laser pistol or something>(all items were made by other players as part of the space economy)ahead of its times
>>85066963Both but I don't really go on my iron that much I don't have the time, it's really grindy.>>85067032Lol I see what you did there :)
Feel a cold coming on, better call in sick for tomorrow x
>Reform MP murdered>phew it was a white british male everybody, WHITE and BRITISH>Might she have been murdered for her views on immigration?>Absolutely nothing to do with politics and it was a WHITE BRITISH male who did it btw don't worry>But he made a 550 mile round trip to do it, isn't that a bit suspicious?>Not at all that's just what WHITE BRITISH males do, go for a drive>Counter-terrorism department takes over 5 days laterBritish policing is fucking rotten from top to bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZMmad what they used to sing about
>>85066980And miss out on the annual /britfeel/ pokemon convention?Also in a non jokey fashion, things could change for you at any moment, but, only you know what your situation truly is.
>>85067177I suspect it was about the LGBTQ stuff, tbf.The lad was literally a NEET who never went outside, and was probably on a few discords.
>>85067192His FB is very clean.
>>85067192>>85067177>Scottish National Party MP Pete Wishart calls Widdecombe "a larger than life political figure".There will be "temptation to speculate" about what happened, he says, particularly from people with "malevolent intent on social media".He asks the home secretary "do everything she can" to ensure misinformation does not spread about Widdecombe's death.Mahmood says "wherever possible" the government will "step in to correct misinformation". She adds that "occasionally" the police are constrained about what they can say publicly because of the need to protect legal proceedings.Now why would a lefty MP from Perth and Kinross-shire of all places care so much about this, hmm?
>>85067177Never believe what they say at first. They're just trying to prevent unrest. This will change "politically motivated" eventually.
>>85067180the implication is him not acting on it despite his temptation/drives, no?you've lost your cool and wanted to hit someone, but made the decision not to hit that person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Cocor imagine being 33
mad how people look at the Star Wars setting and think that if they lived there, they'd enjoy being a pilot or a knight or something.me? i'd like to just chill on the city planet. not SUPER rich, just comfy, in one of the nicer high rises.
Get me one of those Argentinian Diegos x
mind you, if i lived in The Lord of the Rings, i'd be either a hobbit or a low-level magic-user with healing magic. just sell basic wound stitching and rejuvenation draughts for a few shillings apiece.
Fresh new edish >>85067314>>85067314>>85067314
Jurassic Park? probably one of the IT guys. depends how complicated their systems are, and whether i had to deal with American parents' complaints.
>>85067291You don't want to sell me death sticks~
I'll bet Runenonce has lovely soft hands like a woman x
